1/1 Cross 2023/02/04(Sat)17:58 No. 1055222 ID: 1015ea
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The static clears and - on the other side, a mouse.
“H-hello? Is anybody there?”
His voice is hazy at first, the bouncing signals picked up by your receiver coming from far, far away.
“I… I just got this connection all of a sudden. Haven’t gotten anything since the cave-in, but
He clears his throat, looking around nervously.
“I ah, um, this isn’t just me talking to nothing, is it? I hope it’s a real signal anyway.”

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling the transmission. We control the vertical and the horizontal. You are about to participate in a great adventure.

Assure him that this is a real signal, and he's connected with us. Ask about the cave-in, what happened, and for the location of where he's at so we can get someone to help rescue him out of there.

Let him know you're real, ask him who he is, what happened, and where. Use your 'soothing' voice-the one from the emergency call center gig you did some years ago.

>>1055222
Oh, sorry, didn't mean to broadcast anything. Homemade transceiver must be acting up.

I'm going to go with A. Sounds powerful.

Xerin Vs. Selma Art by Silly Zealot 2023/02/04(Sat)18:57 No. 1055231 ID: ccbbb0
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>Place a defensive spell and another monster card, probably for a special summon.

Only a fool would blindly rush into an enemy’s clutches. I will reinforce myself first.
Hmm, this little character feels familiar, I might get some use out of it, but I will need a small offering.

“I start by summoning [Committed Death Cultist]!”

A green man with tentacles on his face and dark robes appears on the table.

“Muahahaha! It is time! It is time! Ults Nausagor Ndeptht! Deliver me from this realm of perdition and pointlessness.” He exclaims, arms stretched upwards.

“...Hm, yes. His ability allows me to sacrifice him for a tribute summon on the same turn he’s summoned, which I will do now.”

“Praise the Death Worm!” He yells ecstatically before bursting into a cloud of dust. Lovely, really.

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Xerin Vs. Selma Art by Himitsu 2023/02/04(Sat)19:03 No. 1055233 ID: ccbbb0
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“I proceed to end my turn” Xerin says with a polite smile.

This is rather inconvenient, there were at least two good combos with that monster involved. Selma needs to come up with a new strategy, fast! Otherwise, she will miss out on Penny’s special weekend discount! Her pastries are just heavenly.

Luckily, she does have a couple fallbacks planned ahead for such situations, and she can begin setting up one of them right now!

“I activate [Reveyee Surprise],” she says as she places a spell card on the table, a familiar dog mom rising out of it holding a steaming teapot. “Which prevents any of your trap cards from activating this turn.”

“Bottoms up!” Says the cooking dog as she throws the contents of the pot onto the traps on Xerin’s side of the table. The messy display lingers for a second before both it and the dog wink out of the field. With that done, Selma smiles and lifts another card from her hand.

“I also have this little continuous spell: [Book of Consequences]! Whenever a spell card is activated by either player, a small Consequence creature is summoned on my side of the field in defense mode.”


[Consequence, One star, Type: Construct, ATK: 100 DEF: 100]

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Xerin Vs. Selma Art by Silly Zealot 2023/02/04(Sat)19:07 No. 1055235 ID: ccbbb0
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And that’s another two cards discarded from my deck. With the one I’m about to draw, that brings me down to 29, barely a dent. Really, the only way her strategy so far could inconvenience me if this next card turns out to be useless this turn, so let’s see what we ge-

……

Heh, make it 26.

“I activate [Shared Bounty]! This spell card allows me to look for up to three specific cards in my deck, while also giving a full hand of five to my opponent. You are welcome.”

“Remember that also triggers the effect of my Book of Consequences.” She answers.

“Yes, you are welcome for that too.”


A little pink blob with a smiley face appears on Selma’s field, beaming at my creatures. They wave at it in greeting. Cute.

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Option 2. When in doubt, board wipe, board wipe, board wipe!

Kaktus 2023/02/04(Sat)11:39 No. 1055207 ID: 681cb5
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>Loosen up down there if your biomods allow it and release the worm. He is officially not helping you now.
If you could do that then you’d already done so. Sadly, only your womb (And pretty most all other important organs inside you) are enhanced.
>If he wants another dart toss at the (egg) balloon booth, he should get back of the line like everyone else.
That’s right; you need to save your eggs for all the other alien hunks! This dork doesn’t deserve to make twins, at least not yet!
>Set Lazors to Pleasure.
…why doesn’t the Laz gun have a pleasure setting, actually? Still, even if it doesn’t, this place seems to make all attacks rather… pleasant. At least, the mushroom lady wasn’t screaming in red hot agony when you hit her like your enemies usually do.
>Be careful! Your opponent has already planted traps next to all the doors leading out of this room! You don’t want to get caught in one of those, right?
Dammit, he got you right where he wants you! He was planning on pinning you here and just pumping ammo into you until you gave up!


>What's on you right now is a holo vibrator. Point your clit in the direction the vibration is strongest. It's risky, but that's where the signal is transmitting, and thus where your target is.
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Kaktus 2023/02/04(Sat)11:39 No. 1055208 ID: 681cb5
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But a few seconds are all the Onyx King needs, as the Flaûgnir rushes you as soon as he gets an opening. Grabbing the nerds behind, he rip him off you, making his knot loudly pop out of you, sending waves of pleasure through your whole body. Luckily, you were ready for it… unluckily; you weren’t ready for the head of the nerd’s dick to do the very same thing. As the large, multi-armed tip of his cock is forcibly pulled out, you can’t hold it in anymore. Arcing your back, you moan loudly as your orgasm bathe your body in a warm ecstasy, making all your muscles stiffed as your pussy tries to milk the member that’s no longer inside you. Only one thought fills your mind… you need to be bred! NOW!

The word ‘ELIMINATED’ flashes before your eyes in a bold, red font, followed by several stats and your point total, as well that you were eliminated by ‘Onyx King’ by climax. Your whole body shudder in bliss, as you lie back and enjoy the afterglow from your orgasm… though seeing how the Gargoyle in front of you just throw the nerd over his shoulder and is pumping his latex clad meat, your break won’t last long.

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And there we have it folks! The Onyx King is the last contender standing, by eliminating Outlaw Queen with a climax!
It isn’t often you see someone be eliminated by a knot pull, Lord Xolin.
And it seems like Onyx King is about to enjoy his prize, s

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Kaktus 2023/02/04(Sat)11:39 No. 1055209 ID: 681cb5
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The large stone alien quickly throws off what little is left of his clothes before grabbing your legs and pulling you towards him. Letting his large, condom clad member slide across your still sensitive slit, it is quite clear what his intention is. ”Ah… ngg… a condom? Really?” you ask him in a sultry tone, but he doesn’t bite, ”I did promise to humiliate you last, remember? Which means I won’t give you what you want.” He continues to rub his dick against you, letting it glide between your quivery, wet lower lips, making you stutter as you try and convince him, ”Tsk, are you p-playing hard to get? Come on, don’t you w-want to plow my wet pussy bareback?” but he still refuses to play along, instead pulling away and repositioning himself, ”Nah… in fact, I might just plow your ass instead.” You feel his lower head prod against your asshole, making sure it’s ready for his coming pounding. ”…in the ass my ass! It’s pussy or bust!” you tell him while looking him right in the eyes, but he just answer with another prod of your posterior, ”That’s right, I’m going to bust all four nuts in your cute rump.” Squirming under him, you mumble, ”You’re an ass…” but he just smirks and say, ”An ass whose about to plow your ass.” before grabbing his dick and rubbing the tip of it against your cheeks a few times.

You want him to fill your womb… you need him to fill your womb! You must have him knock you up, dammit! Gah, you need to get that stupid condom of him… and make sure he plows your pussy and not your ass, but how?

Man he's way girthier than the nerd, you can probably get him to go in your pussy by clenching your ass and blueballing him and get him to take off the condom by compromising with him or when you get him in you to rhythmically clench on the bumps to pull and shred it with your rock hard abs I mean come on you've trained for situations similar to these.

>>1055209
Try wrapping your legs and arms around him and force him into vaginal sex. Someone like him wouldn't be able to resist you riding him hard.

>>1055212
Sneak down the road from THE CHAMP to go get Trisha and Rose some breakfast in time to have it ready before they wake up. Rose and Trisha will thank me for it!

Gawking at the champ is great, but so is surprise breakfast. Honor your friends!

My vote is C, he could use a sparing partner for wrestling and both of you can train to the MAX.

C, always meet your heroes.

>>1055212
A

C. Your friends will understand if you missed breakfast when they find out you were training with THE CHAMP!

Mazzie 2023/01/30(Mon)07:05 No. 1055008 ID: 5ff2e7
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Prologue

It is a brisk Autumn evening of what could be considered the worst possible weather ever. The irrationally irritating kind where the sun beams down on your skin or fur enveloping you in a comforting warmth until a sudden gust of wind nearly knocks you off your feet and kicks out any fuzzy feelings you had inside and leaves you shivering. Thus, in relatively sour moods are likely the two most important people in the multiverse. A male human, most notable for having square glasses and being the brains of the two, and a female furry(specifically a common genet) who wears circular glasses and acts as the heart.

The human and genet, whose names are confidential and will remain undisclosed, are tasked with assigning the role of protagonist to a specific individual within this Universe.

Mazzie 2023/01/30(Mon)07:06 No. 1055009 ID: 5ff2e7
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"Do we have confirmation of our target yet," the human asks with a scowl. "We have been monitoring characters 33bf33, fade30, 3c03c0, and ef1d07 diligently for a considerable time now.
"Just about. Mr. Author is sending us the results now," the genet responds.
"You are aware he does not like you referring to him as 'Mr,' correct? I meant… she- um- they." A moment of awkward silence passes. "Ahem, the votes?"

"Right. The votes. It's a close one, but right now, the boss really wants us to target Luna Starbrite."
"Fantastic. We already have visual of her. She is standing by the library entrance seemingly in an argument with 3c03c0." The human ponders her statement for a brief moment. You refer to them by their names, not their IDs. Are you confident you are out of character?"
"Fuck the IDs. I call them by name 'cause it's easier to remember. And fuck you too. I'm wearing the OOC pin, aren't I? In character me is terrified of you ever since our first mission where you stabbed a guy, we fucked in a strangers car, we had a meeting with god, and you took me from my friends and family to do erands for them across the multiverse. Now shes crying about if you having sex with me while I was out of character is considered... Anyways, how the hell are we supposed to get this protagonist tag onto her?"
"Without inadvertently altering the trajectory of the timeline or anyone's character arcs. We do not want to spread my Cerebus syndrome to another

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Well for starters, they could simply find it. Unless they're supposed to be unaware of its existence.

Hm, could it be included in some junk they just bought?

Here are my suggestions in no particular order for how to do this:
A. Pretend she's a celebrety, ask for a selfie, slap the sticker/pin on her ass for maximum hilarity
B. Use your [PLOT DEVICE DELIVERY MECHANISM], the tee shirt cannon, shoot it at her with a tee shirt cannon, shout "FREE TEE SHIRTS" and fire a few shirts out into the crowd around them before hitting her
C. The ol' switcheroo ruse, both of you walk up, drop some stuff, mixing up both of your belongings, leaving her with the pin/sticker as an extra belonging (and also losing something else in the process hehehe)
D. All of the above, fire a tee shirt canon, bump into her, ask if she's a celebrety mid conversation, and do something whacky and random just to confuse her, causing her to go "you know what, I'm out" as you already tagged her. She'll just be confused that such a weird scenario happened that she won't question it!
E. Hand it to her and say she's got a delivery from a secret admirer, try to sing a cheesy romantic song claiming it's a gift from them, fail at doing so and feel emberassed and fall into an OTL pose.

Okay uhhh, just pick one of those at random idk, I like [E] the most of the ones I wrote there.

Mazzie 2023/02/04(Sat)19:37 No. 1055239 ID: 5ff2e7
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"Ooh! The audience is offering suggestions! They say we could use a tee-shirt cannon. That sounds fun. Plus, we gotta do what they say, otherwise we'd be railroading."
"The audience? What are you- You activated it!? The audience is not meant to be aware we exist, let alone interact with us. The narrative has yet to even begin!"
"It's fine," she waves her paw dismissively. "We can just say 'Prologue' and it'll be fine. The Prologue is never mandatory for the story anyways." The human grumbles, unsatisfied with the response. "Out of our many options, I think I'll just go walk up to her, do a little flirt and slap a sticker on her ass. Maybe do a little-" she points a pair of finger guns at her partner and winks. "She won't suspect a thing."

The human sighs. "As enjoyable as it would be to commit sexual assault, I refuse to follow directions from an audience. They clearly do not grasp the gravity of the situation or understand the delicate nature of our mission." He reaches into the inside pocket of their hoodie, which is his personal infinite bag of holding, and pulls out a whole hunting rifle. "Which is why instead, I will fire a stamp from here onto the target's body. Most likely their head."
"Where the fuck did you get that? That's not a plot device, that's just a freaking gun."
"So too is a tee-shirt cannon. To explain how I acquired this device, as a mechanical engineer and imaginative geek, I can confidently say that

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2/4 The Old Zimbabwe Ghost Wanderer 2023/02/04(Sat)18:38 No. 1055228 ID: 26634e
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A female voice sounds out to you after you follow the phone's instructions.

Operator: "A moment, whilst I connect your call"

The phone rings... and rings... and rings... Finally, a click is heard at the other end.

You: "H-hello? Who am I squeaking to?"

Phone: "Well that should be what I am asking!" The voice behind the phone was gruff and low, but he laughed brightly. "Go on! Why'd you call me this late? Where did you get that number?"

You: "I've got little place left to go... I'm trying to get away from here... I met a rocker at the bus stop. Gave me your number and said if I needed to get somewhere good to call you!"

Phone: "A crow, right? With the bass? Haha!"

Phone: "You're lucky then that I'm still out cruisin'. Hang tight there. You'll see me wind across the bend. I'll be at the crossroads"

The tone on the phone drones after a click on the other end...

3/4 The Old Canyon Road Wanderer 2023/02/04(Sat)18:46 No. 1055229 ID: 26634e
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You find yourself there, cigarette in your mouth, your heart drops. You are frightened in the depths of yourself, and you cast a gaze over the environment. Nobody around for miles. Further up the road though, you so see something... A light crawling over the peaks of the canyons over an offroad onto the highway. You watch on as the light soundlessly descends the winding and turning canyon roads...

4/4 The Ride Wanderer 2023/02/04(Sat)19:03 No. 1055234 ID: 26634e
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A mighty ride sounds low. Growling around the bend, its four wheels cruise with ease around the steep turns of this canyon pass, and the engine rumbles with its hidden power. You watch the beam of light approach as it crests the hill and descends into the flat at your level. Stopping only a moment, it rode up to you past the stop sign. You do not do much else but wait as indeed the ride pulls up. A click is heard as the car unlocks.

Driver: "Get in"

>>1055234
With a ride like that, they must be trustworthy. Go on in.

get inside, back seat tho

The barkeep all but said that he runs the joint. Usually getting what he wants would explain his overt cockiness. You can't exactly be run out of town, either.

Absent the means or will to defend yourself, you could start getting friendly with the other locals, even the sanity or housing deficient, and hope they can get you out of a bind later. Surely the old bird has retained some ability to deliver medical assistance on request, right?

Overlook her dumpster diving for now. (Holding onto items to find a use for them later isn't the worst habit to have. It works in adventure games.)

Could you have been dreaming of the future, a prophesy as expressed through metaphor? "Witch burnt by a mob" isn't far off from "Strong independent woman bombed by the mob". You'd have to check with a fortune teller to be sure. Though, with your luck as of late, her crystal ball might explode or turn bloody red if she tried to read your fortune.

Kaktus 2023/02/01(Wed)16:46 No. 1055100 ID: 681cb5
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>Could you have been dreaming of the future, a prophesy as expressed through metaphor? "Witch burnt by a mob" isn't far off from "Strong independent woman bombed by the mob".
Hell if you know what that dream actually meant, be it a vision from the future or the past. Hopefully it was just that, a dream and nothing else.
>You'd have to check with a fortune teller to be sure.
And where are you supposed to find one of those? Wait, didn’t Chris mention some interesting shops in the northern part of town?

>The barkeep all but said that he runs the joint. Usually getting what he wants would explain his overt cockiness.
Well, he does own the pub… or did you mean the whole town? That seems a bit… much? Though, there is something about him that doesn’t sit right… something about how he looks at your husband…
>You could start getting friendly with the other locals, even the sanity or housing deficient, and hope they can get you out of a bind later.
…you guess you’re going to live here from now on, so getting to known the locals is a must. Still, a hobo digging through the trash? …though Perry did say she was a doctor once, didn’t he?



>Talk to the old homeless crow. Either coin or alcohol should loosen her tongue.
You step around the corner and approach the pitiful creature there, covered in filthy tatters and reeking of booze and urine. She might have been a successful and healthy woman once, but alcohol and mental illness have dragged her down irretrievably into degenerate squalor. The old bum is muttering something about crawling worms, seemingly oblivious to your approach.
Belle: “Excuse me, ma’am, can I ask you a few questions? About Crowmoor?”

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>>1055100
Maybe. Or she's referring to something terrible that's happening here, something she's managed to hide from but doesn't quite understand...
She said something about a bear? We haven't met any bears yet. Ask her about that. And also... how to detect the "worms". Can you see them? When do they come out, only at night? Is it possible to fight them? Run? Hide?

Don't bring up the brother she's avoiding talking about, it'll drive her off no doubt.

At least she's lucid enough to give sound advice. Remember to pickup some medicine for the headache from the store later, or from a specialty shop if that's better. Don't stay out after dark, to avoid what you will assume to be gang violence. As for why they stay away from the mansion, don't think about it.

Good thing fitting things to a schedule is, like, half your job. You should be able tour the shops up north, drop by the realtor's, and still have time to spare to get home before dark. Maybe you'll bump into Father Elijah sometime. I'm surprised he wasn't at the pub.

They might even have a sports store here. Encourage your hubby to join the local football or baseball club as a way to keep himself in healthy physical shape. Perhaps you could buy a nice sturdy baseball bat for him, perfect for whacking stuff. Ok, admit you didn't like the look the wolf gave him, you're worried the wolf would fight him over you, and this is your way of getting him ready for it or at least making him look tough. As a professional bookworm, he needs the exercise anyway.

I wouldn't blow her off as completely mad or off her rocker here. She certainly has an interesting way with words though.

Just for the heck of it, ask if she knows anything about a red star?

Maybe not... quite so much detail? Something like: Oh, you know. This or that. I've been having weird psychedelic dreams. They've been making me contemplative about the nature of reality. You know -- the allegory of the cave and the like. Also the simulation hypothesis -- both the real science theory one about ancestor simulations and the more varied pop culture one like you see in the Matrix that it was inspired by.

Maybe it is true. Maybe he is didn't consider the quitting that bad experience.

At any case, being sincere and relatable will get him to warm up to seeing you again, if he hasn't already.
Tell him how you have been having a writters block this past couple weeks, and having bad dreams and bad sleep hasn't helped, but you hope meeting your friends will help you pull idas together.
And thank him for helping you in getting to talk to them, don't be so shy!

>>1055181
this would be best, no need to go too in-depth about the dreams yet

Modulate your response by whatever went down between you when you quit. If he doesn't treat the events of that day as something bad to acknowledge or discuss, then... great? I suppose you could admit things haven't been going too swell, but be firm on that you'll sink or swim by your own power, you're in a rut, not desperate. You really did just drop by for some social contact and inspiration for your own projects.

As a side thing, you don't have to make this all about you - and elevator talk is by definition brief. You could distract by picking up a different topic to speak about.

For one, Nico's whole aura - and the 'soldier' comment to Lars and his muscular build - does seem to speak 'armed forces'. If you haven't got around to ask about it before - out of curiosity, did he ever serve before he got into the movie biz, and if so where and as what?

Or... you could throw him a literal elevator pitch for a project - you can even joke it off 'just as practice'. Granted, that's kind of hard to do that when you don't have any good scripts on hand and some history to begin with.

Been having some interesting dreams at night lately. Been trying to write something down and make a story out of them, but just can't seem to manifest something out of it on the ol pen and paper. Uh, how about you sir?

kpwlt 2023/02/03(Fri)19:55 No. 1055172 ID: 1173be
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>Ask him who Maria is, what this ship is called, whose flag it flies, and where you should make for port.
>Maria jumped in the nasty-ass water?

Jack gives many answers to many questions, some helpful, some not.

"Maria was our sailmaker, but she also used to stitch us up from time to time before we onboarded a doctor. A couple of days back, she jumped clean off the bow and into the very sludge we're caught in now. Said something about 'joining the resplendent mother of the ocean' before she did it. Delirium, if you ask me. She'd been giving at least half her water ration to Kevin for several days now."

"This boat's called the Celebrant, and it flies no flag at all. Right now, I reckon we're somewhere in the Southern Atlantic, 'cause we were meant to be heading to the New World. If we get free, I'll turn us right around and set a course for Portugal. We can't be too far from there, and there are plenty of rations in the hold last I checked.

>where is the Captain, and what have you been doing since the last thing you remember?

"The Captain has been missing for a while now. I'd go looking for her, but that's a bit difficult for me at the moment. Last I heard, she'd locked herself in her room. As the quartermaster, I used to have the only spare key there, but ever since I got chained here, my key's been in the hands of the doctor."

"To tell the truth, I'm not sure how much of my memories are true at this point. I've been slipping in and out of consciousness for ages now. I'd say the most recent thing I can definitely remember happening is Kevin being punished."

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>>1055172
Hm. And what did they both do to be punished?

wait, is there any other crew left other than you two guys? You make it sound like as if everyone either jumped off or they disappeared. Also "resplendent mother of the ocean"? The hell is that? Did someone make that shit up and everyone else began to follow it out of despair?

Do you dare ask about the meat we saw earlier? I mean, everyone else has disappeared...

"Do we want to know where all the meat in the Galley came from?"

Aside from that, we've got all the info we can feasibly want from this guy. Maybe ask Damien what he remembers for washing up to here?

We should probably start doing something, like taking up that anchor. Survival chances go up when the ship can move.

Baron 2023/02/03(Fri)02:37 No. 1055150 ID: 7a1a17
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"I started out with four, two died during that landing, and you saw to Dan, which I'm still mad about by the way, and Bon, whose letting me ride him right now."

"So where does that put you?"

"Someplace safe don't worry about that."

She was awful quick to shut me down. Is she worried about something? Or maybe she just doesn't want me to know. Not sure. All I know is she drew me again in the side of the page with a caption saying 'I am dumb.'

Baron 2023/02/03(Fri)02:38 No. 1055151 ID: 7a1a17
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She draws me several more pictures, going into things that are completely irrelevant as they're just some long winded explanation to why she thinks I'm dumber than a box of rocks and how she's actually been saving my life over and over so the only assassination attempts I had to foil were the ones she was sure even a doofus like me could handle.

"So why are you showing yourself now?"

She was in the middle of explaining how I was about to die again yesterday and looks up. "Huh? Oh yeah. You should break into the hegemony armory tonight?"

"Why would I want to do that?"

"Cause there's a rifle in there. Rezan made, fed with Rezan ammunition."

"...and?"

"And it's going to be used to murder you during your speech. The Hegemony will think the locals are in open revolt and crack down, the war will escalate and lots of people are gonna die. Normally I don't care but see, the part I don't like is you dying. So...yeah you'll want to find that rifle."

"I'm under house arrest, they'll be watching me to make sure I don't leave my room! How and why should I look for it? Why can't you?"

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>>1055151
Bon probably only looks like her to you right now, because of your connection or whatever. Or she's shielding her appearance from others, one of the two.

Also yeah thank her for her help. Not sure just how we're going to get out and to the rifle, but... maybe she can cause a distraction for you, so you can sneak away?

Okay, this is valuable intel you needed a week ago. I'm not certain we can trust Vidian's sources, but the premise of a turf war among various tribal cultists is more plausible and less of a hazard than a united front of shadows, especially since they're not afraid to die. As long as you can find some way to make them suicide bomb each other, we're good.

Start with the basics. You're a governor, a commander. So command the people you govern. Nunette might be out of the picture for now, but Anders has admin access, regardless of the accusations of dereliction of duty. Vidian can send a message while on patrol, they won't expect a grunt to have magical superpowers. Anders can handle the cult, she's got two halves of an extra brain watching out for her.

And here's another idea: Direct Vidian to Servina. I'm sure she'll be very intrigued at the cult's zombification practices. If she needs buttering up, have Vidian claim her influence was responsible for getting 'that bnnuy traitor' court-martialed and suspended by her own Hegemony.

Also, consider hiring Vidian an art instructor. I should note that this isn't an insult against her; I suck more at drawing. But it's clear that she has a passion for doodling, which is something you can channel into constructive behavior if you can get her to improve through mentoring.

So... Do all of your "pets" look like you or are you messing with the way we see you?
Also, what gods are we talking about? We've met two already but we don't know if they're directly involved. Does a weird vagina monster or tall yellow man with a glowing head sound familiar?

Well, we'll need to set things up a bit. Bon's on night patrol right? Does he know the schedules because then we can use that to sneak past the guards and head to the armory. One problem though, what do we do if they post a guard at the door- either to the armory or our room -as we don't have a way to get past that isn't particularly conspicuous.

Maybe we can relax and watch for a little bit before we decide if we're up for it. Give them a cliff notes version but try not to kill the mood.

What does Three Horns think? Seems good if Three Horns is up to it!

>>1055185
Can't imagine how it wouldn't kill the mood. I would imagine that everybody could use a bit of something something to relieve the tension, though. As long as we don't take too long.

Investigations can wait, robo-sex beckons~

We're about to drop some heavy stuff on them. Let them have some fun first.

Alright, let's bring out the big guns and the small words. She knows the area, she's friendly, she's big and tough... so maybe she can be of assistance in your quest as well!

>what are you
Am Talzoran - tallman. Was bigger. Came from far to find past of formicans - you, and smaller ones. Why vanish in past.

Became small, by machine, mistake. Found formicans, understand why vanish - why small and secret. Found danger... but also friends. Many discoveries, amazing, scary, funny, sad - have adventure. But want get big again. Want go home.

Somewhere here: make-big machine. Find, fix, use. Then, can go home.

Hm. Wonder if Bright Eyes is smarter than she appears - she's certainly curious enough. Maybe show her some of your stuff? If she's a scavenger, she might have input on some of it. Or give it to her in exchange for help... though she most seems interested in you.

Does she enjoy stories? Maybe you could tell her some basic ones of your people.

Sam 2023/02/03(Fri)14:10 No. 1055168 ID: a7a180
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>bring out the big guns and small words
I explain that I am a Talzoran, not of this land. Bright Eyes nods. <Traveler… Why?>
<Came from far away to learn past. …How, um,> I look at Anet. “How do I ask if she understands what I’m saying well enough?” Anet repeats the question to Bright Eyes.
She nods back. <Juzt… speak zlow.>
“Okay, then… <Wanted to find Formicans, why gone. Became small, learned sad history.>”
Bright Eyes shrugs. <Hiztory not important. Live long, zee many things. Remember important things now, forget otherz. When no one alive who zee thing, who remember?>
<…That why we learn history, so we remember.>
Something clicks in her mind. <Ah…>
<How long do Beformicans live, anyway?> Anet asks. <Would she even have a way of tracking time?>
<...Sky voice count dayz.>
<Of course, the daily announcements,> says Pent. <The ‘sky voice’ says the date every day. Everyone would hear that.>
<Alwayz wanted to meet sky voice…>
The earliest date she can recall would put her at about 80 years old! I would have guessed her age around Anet’s, not past Elder Stone’s.

<Zzo… Where going?> She asks me.

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>80 years
Fascinating. They must've been gene therapied for longevity as well. She's that old, but clearly still spry and strong.

>can go anywhere
Ah, but a home is somewhere you'd want to return to. A place where you can be with the people you like and who like you in turn. Somewhere you could have a family. Ideally, at least.

>storytime
A simplified and modernized version of Gulliver's Travels might be a good fit. Or something else with a exploration theme or size shenanigans, just to make her understand what's going on with you.

>show item
The fire extinguisher maybe? Given its incredible recoil, she might be the only one here properly able to handle it and it's the sort of tool that can be used to ward off larger predators or even other big Beforemicans. Or actualy fires, you guess.

What else... uh, maybe not give her the serum accidentally! Who knows what an ancient experiment like that would do to, er, another experiment, essentially.

Wait. Where's it gooooohnoooodon'tdrinkthaaaat

I'm not sure she's really conceptualizing how big the world you're from is, but it might be hard to get that concept across.

As far as showing or trading her anything goes, we don't know very much about her just yet, so it might be more fruitful to just see what catches her eye and go from there.

>>1055171
Something akin to the first parts of Gulliver's Travels seems like a good idea if you know something like that, yeah.

>>1055168
I don't think she'll understand if you try to explain you used to be way bigger than her. It might be best best that you don't try to explain, since she might get frustrated and slap you from being unable to understand.

>show items
Don't let her or any of the other ladies drink the Serum Experiment X-0.X! It may be a failed prototype to kickstart fertility, but odds are that it'll still have some kind of effect on them and I'm pretty sure none of them would appreciate being forced into becoming fertile!

>>1055170
Tbh you could probably throw down some sick breakdance moves in slow motion because of the water.

>>1055139
This would be a more compelling argument if we were not ourselves an ancient imprisoned maybe-evil until recently.

>>1055139
This would be a more compelling argument if we were not ourselves an ancient imprisoned maybe-evil until recently.

>>1055116
I kinda wonder if this is another one of our pieces.

>>1055176
Exactly. Imaging all the cool techniques we could do underwater. Image, a new branch of underwater dancing!

On the one hand, folks being locked up and chained away forever don't feel so good and right. On the other, could this be a part of the void that was fooled into doing the goddess-killing? I'm sure this is the one letting out the 'ancient song of who you were' that the void king was talking about to the furious void above.

Their presence is leaking out into the surrounding area and must be affecting nearby voidkin.

Godrender did say their blood was 'furious and powerful'. Not to mention they were instantly hostile towards the goddess beacon - which we know is ancient-past Void behavior.

Take care, because we can be pretty sure whoever's locked up here is incredibly angry and might be really tough to deal with! Likely they're some kind of void figure of legend from way back when. Or a remnant of one?

We do know that the void were tricked by the trickster into attacking the goddess, so maybe there's a way to get through to this guy as well. Maybe the void king would know - they seem more and more to be a voice of reason. The affected voidkin called them 'a traitor', too. So this guy, whoever they are/were, is/was in opposition to the void king.

I wouldn't mess with the statue or bring any of the other voidpeople close to the statue. At best, some form of communication could be attempted, but it's likely it's going to be a 'deal with someone who is angry, upset and been locked up for ages' sort of conversation.

We've done one of those before to our benefit - hello Mirrow! - but this one feels like it might need a bit more prep.

>>1055134
*to Fortune*

You had best be VERY sure about that one... And even if Stitch is out, Maya has seen us and could be on us now. If there is way you guys can extract Rosaline let us know how we could help.

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/03(Fri)03:16 No. 1055153 ID: dc13c4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4sQKa2mwTo&ab_channel=SystemELITE%E3%83%84

*to the queen and Scarred*
let her handle it, then get going
*to the guy we're following*
let her handle it, then get going

>>1055153
*sighs*
Well shit... For what it's worth fellas, I'm sorry. But I also have orders to I need to follow, no witnesses.
*Forms finger into a blade and stabs them in the heart*

Nice mask though... Think I'll take this one. *Takes the triangular mask and their shotguns* Needed a new one anyway. Toothpick, we're ready to get out of here. Fortune, Echo, you also ready to go?

*gives thumbs up to Scarred*
*to parasite queen*
Dont forget to eat them for nourishment. Patience is rewarded.

You shouldn't. Expect that our opposition to Lung's forces won't be enough, and have a plan for if that comes to be. You would be foolish not to plan for failure where success cannot be guaranteed.

At the very least however, the enemy forces will be slowed by our retaliation, and the stronger a defense we put up the more time is allotted for you and others to fortify stronger points. The difference between having the information you can provide and not, even in the worst case scenario, could be the difference of a few extra soldiers taken down, a few minutes of preparation time, and a potentially higher number of our rank getting away, keeping them available to defend another point. If we're lucky, it could even be the difference between the cathedral standing in the end or not.

Tell her that even though that the Queen's ex-royal guards may have failed their mission to protect the Queen's dignity, they still managed to prevent Lord Lung from actually kidnapping the Queen, failing his mission as well. You can confirm that after you did some spying over Lord Lung overheard his complaints over his armies' failure to capture the Queen 10 minutes ago.

And not only that, they succeeded in taking down all of Lord Lung's soldiers after the incident, even the powerfule Falune.

With those in mind, you're sure that if your commandos can be better prepared this time if we're allowed access to the layout map of defenses and secure points, the crew will be able to succeed in comparison to when previously, they were caught off guard by the invasion.

Grimothy 2023/02/03(Fri)12:42 No. 1055159 ID: 9b127b
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Grimothy: "Your predecessor and former boss would have known that position is more important than rank, acting chief. We are in the position of fending off the invaders as best we can.
We can always perform our own assessment of the defenses on foot."

he states plainly, Sister Donarah narrows her eyes, before handing Grimothy the defense layout.

* * *
Grimothy examines the floor plan noting some key areas of importance:
1)-Main Gate
2)-Side Gate
3)-Summoning Tower
4)-Chapel
5)-Hall of Relics
6)-Healing Chamber
7)-Divining Pools
8)-Catacombs

Grimothy has 86 minutes left to prepare
he can looking into any of these locations further or move on to other tasks

Summoning tower. See if any shooters can shoot enemies from up there safely, and to where. Also, we gotta see if its possible to summon a spirit or monster to help us.

Look into the main gate. Will it keep out the unwashed masses? Or let them in with open arms and armor?

Well, then, time to find ourselves andbairplane.

Uuh, does Wally or anyone around know how to get one?

>>1055142
No reason to quit when you can't even go home yet. Better ask around about air mail, or ail travel.

Can Wally give you a toss? They seem like a Big Strong Structure, surely they have the strongth to huck you through the air to your destination, or at least closer to it.

Oh. Yeah, I guess bad air isn't a thing you can sneak past.

>>1055147
This could work...assuming you'll survive the landing. It doesn't sound like you have super impact resistance or anything, though.

I guess keep asking questions, see if you can get any more suggestions out of Wally?

Quickly thank him for the advice and - oh, one more thing: Where can we go if we wanna travel by air? We're kinda new to the area.

Report the situation once you're on the move - I wager that you've learned yourself how to keep those short and to the point; interdimensional cell-data ain't cheap!

Don't bother moving the pegboard back, it'd take less time to just unpin what's on it and take it with you. (Plus, moving it would probably make noise in the panic you guys are in.)
If you're not confident about how many you can remove, just grab the important ones- Doctor, Franklin, and ESPECIALLY Mr. Sheppard.
From what I can understand right this moment, he's the "Legs" of this whole operation. I... don't know if that analogy makes much sense, but my point is that he could be just as important if not more important than the Doctor's role in this whole Graduation Conspiracy... assuming it's connected.
It's a small town. It probably is.

The more you leave on the board, the more they'll have to be able to piece together, and that's a risk you'll have to decide on your own.
If you leave the ripped obituary, it's likely they can find that article easily, and the house, grave and corpse are also self explanatory.

I don't want to gamble on the possibility Lemmy's Dad won't search thoroughly, so I'm voting on Escape.
While it was Lillian's idea, I think Lemmy should take the lead on it while she assists, since he's already succeeded in escaping his parents.

>>1054956
I feel like it's a bit early to mention that, but, yes. Also worth considering Temmie if this or something immediately happens is 'the sign'.

Actually, yeah, that's a better idea. just removing the pics and putting them in your pockets will be much faster. And don't worry about them getting wrinkled or damaged or anything, you all already saw what we needed to seen. It's more important that the adults don't see WHAT was discovered from the peg board. The Mr. Anderson stuff is the most important stuff to remove especially.

Okay, so I have a really stupid plan.

Lillian should escape with a bedsheet wrapped around her, making noise as she hops out the window, she can do it easy and distract them. Though you gotta trust that she can get away and lose her tail.

You and Lemmy take the important notes and then hide, if Lillian's distracting enough, then you'll be able to take the rest of the evidence, flip the board over, and leave with no one on your tail, and with no lingering evidence even if they find the stuff on the back of the board.

Getting caught would be a problem though.

I only think we should do this if others like my dumb plan


My less stupid plan is basically >>1054959
Go escape, grab stuff from the board but dont bother hiding it, have franklin flop out the window and lose some limbs your friends have to carry, yknow, the comedic exit!

I just thought of a some things regarding the peg board after doing a lot of thinking since we're removing pictures:

Call it a hunch, but what if we DON'T remove the pictures on the left side? (the section talking about Dr. Franklin Stein's wife)? From what it looks like, with him hiding his wife's grave with it being unmarked and in the corner of the yard behind a hedge, he doesn't seem to be only hiding her death just from you, Franklin, but from everyone.

I have a feeling if the adults need to see anything from the pegboard, it's gotta be that one. Jhonen knew the doctor was doing really sketchy things, and if the adults find out about his wife's death that he seems to be hiding from the world, something tells me he'll get justice served to him like Jhonen was hoping for, or at least some kind of punishment.

And as for the right side, if we can only remove a few things on the right side, definetly remove Temmie's picture. Something tells me they shouldn't see her on that peg board. She's been implying she is going to be in danger, and while it might be unavoidable, I would rather it not be worse than it is going to be.

So that said, I think as far what we should remove in order: definitely the middle section first, that should be the top priority out of everything here to remove (the stuff about Mr. Sheppard), then the right side talking about proof of you being a "zombie" (if you don't have time to remove everything from the right side, remove Temmie's picture, I don't think it will be a good idea to leave her picture there) and then leave the left side talking about Franklin Stein's wife alone.

Leave immediately as soon as Lemmy and Lilian finishes the escape route, no matter if you finish removing the pictures or not. Take what you can.

I vote ESCAPE. No need to conceal too much; the priority here is a clean getaway.

There’s nothing I can say here that hasn’t been said already, except…

>>1055020
When this spirit says “lose her tail” that doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Maybe a Burn Heal for our next visit to the volcano.

You'd better have Burn Heal!

>>1055075
Go back with everything. It'll help with your apology to Smeargle.

I misread it. changing vote to just go home with everything

>>1055075
bring everything home.

3/3 Cross 2023/01/31(Tue)16:23 No. 1055067 ID: 1015ea
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Even though I lost to that idiot of a swordswoman, I still ended up with a new weapon - Plug. Didn't get any new gadgets since last time besides the Amp Rings so I'm less prepared than i'd like to be. Doesn't matter. We have to win this either way.

My current equipment:
Twin Revolvers - The Sound and The Fury
Shotgun - The Creirwy D-3
Sniper Rifle - Prototype H-ED DSTR
Auxiliary Melee - Silkweave Gauntlets
Longblade - Plug


Card list:

2 Solburst
3 Frozeneye
3 Breezecycle

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Okay, what would someone with wind powers and wind tr-
...
Fudge Ripple.
https://bioshock.fandom.com/wiki/Cyclone_Trap

Here's my guess. She's going to load the area with shrapnel, thermite, neurotoxins, and anything she can rub on the sides of a wall with her bare
And then all she needs to do is cast cyclone() on the pre-seasoned killing boards. Additionally, since she's in control of the wind rather than an automated teleporting fan, she can redirect the winds so she's effectively immune to her own powder traps.

We don't know much about her combat style, but we know this: she's willing to take a grenade to the chest if she thinks it's worth it.

Oh, and she posted something just now. Hm. But that seems like a fallacy. Certainly, her world is dead and gone and everything it once stood for has rotted due to the proof-of-concept of a self-destructive nuclear war, but there's survivors in the nexus -
aren't there?
Double Fudge Ripple with a side order of fried onions.

>loadout

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The wiki page has been updated with current gadget tags. If you need a better impression of what gadgets provide as a sub-slot, please check it out!

STRATEGY:

I agree with Argine, I think this is a match where we really want to take an early lead. Don't be too reckless, but press your advantage wherever you can. You don't want to get caught on the backfoot early, but you're up against someone with a lot of experience. Your gadgets need to provide good burst options to overwhelm, while still being consistent tools you can make use of throughout the battle.

Depending on how effective your ranged weaponry holds up to her wind, don't be afraid to use melee.

GADGETS:

Beam Unit - Gives us a projectile attack that can deal decent damage, and which she can't easily redirect or nullify with her Parasignia. Our best burst option, and a nice way to get through any cover she may have with the attachment I'm recommending.
-Blade Printer (Mainly for "Cutting" tag, as it would help out beam carve through any cover Mnemosyne tries to put between it and herself)
-ALTERNATIVELY: We could stick the Explosive Discs here if the Blade Printer wouldn't work the way I think it might. Give the beam an explosive impact that locks this down as our strongest tool.

Amp Rings - The extra strength will be helpful in general for mobility, melee attacks, and moving larger elements of the terrain. With the right attachments, it can also serve some defensive/utility purposes.
-Barrier Generator (If we need to use our strength to rush in, adding a protective element to ourselves will make it less risky. The "Reflective" part will also punish Mnemosyne for trying to interrupt us while we're using them.)
-ALTERNATIVELY: The Blink Capacitor could let us close the distance to get in close for our enhanced attacks, or possibly displace our strength elsewhere? Perhaps we could send a

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>Strategy
Seems legit. Also, looking at Storyteller cards you haven't used yet, you can consider using Breezecycle to swap out for a different gadget combo if it becomes obvious you'll need a different sort of edge. Frozeneye also seems handy, as you could use one for situational analysis, mitigating your lack of intel on her gadgetry and the map.

Let's also remember that your gadget combinations in previous fights may have been observed and taken into account, so switching up your combos from previous ones might be a good idea.

Amp Rings go on - that's a given. Unless you can get within arm's reach or use it for throwing (which is debatable useful against a wind user) its use will be largely defensive - you can use the strength boost to resist getting buffeted by strong winds and to move faster. Let's leave its secondary gadgetless (for now).

Pitch Prefect w/Blink Capacitor - We all know and love the Prefect, and since you want poking capacity I can think of nothing more likely to take Mnemosyne off-guard than a weapon that will resist her winds - one that would normally be trivial for someone with her powers to deal with. Make your pitch intangible and unaffectable before it hits! Or as the other Syke said - remove the travel time. If she gets covered in the sticky stuff she'll also have a hard time putting wind portals on her own body, which might be a trick she pulls to avoid attacks.

Barrier Generator w/Blade Printer - This one's straight defensive - but could have an offensive mobility aspect. A barrier that is more aerodynamic thanks to the Blade Printer might let you cut through winds and let you move about at speeds Mnemonsyne won't expect - or at least help you avoid the worst of being buffeted around. Plus it'll be handy against the usual 'I'll just shoot her' moves. We are dealin

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Null{edmngo} 2023/01/30(Mon)18:50 No. 1055030 ID: 87e33c
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> ??? - [PAZURU] THE HISTORIC PARASITE
You: I'd like one blather sphinx please!
You: It must be boring not having anykin to talk to!
[PAZURU]: You get used to it after the first eon
[PAZURU]: [SANITY] is truly quite burdensome in that regard
You: Uh, you don't seem insane
[PAZURU]: I told you that I wanted to die in our first meeting
You: Lots of sane people feel that way, have you seen the internet?
[PAZURU]: ... fair point...
[PAZURU]: Guess I can watch the [HAILEY MARY SHOW] for a bit
You: Hell yeah, don't steal my thunder though
[PAZURU]: Me, steal your thunder?
[PAZURU]: Did you forget that only you could see me?
You: Oh right, well... don't let me steal your thunder then!

You watch [PAZURU] roll her eyes at you as a small grin tugs at her lip. And this time, when you abruptly wake up, [PAZURU] is there, sitting on your lap. You look around, to the right of your bed, finding yourself inside of your MEDICAL SEX DUNGEON, hooked up to blood bags, a saline drip, a bedpan, and restraints.

You: Yup, definitely the right choice, I feel so cozy here.
You: Kinda kinky that I'm already tied down though.
Alberta: That's cause otherwise you'd get up and do something else

Null{edmngo} 2023/01/30(Mon)18:51 No. 1055031 ID: 87e33c
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> MEDICAL SEX DUNGEON - YOUR BED
You turn your head to the other side of the bed, spotting a very disheveled and puffy eyed Alberta.

You: That's cause I'm fiiiiiiiine!
Alberta: You've lost SO much blood man
Alberta: And carved up like a butchered pig!!
Alberta: They're putting you under medical lockdown for [1 DOWNTIME ACTIVITY]
You: Boooooooooo
You: Booooooooooooooooo
You: What about teaching them how to make the [ARCANE FOCUSES]?
Alberta: Hailey, please
You: Ughhh fine
Alberta: Good because otherwise you'd have to do a ton of paperwork
Alberta: The higher ups want to see you too
Alberta: Take your rest when you can get it!

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>>1055031
>Random horny commentary

Pazuru is officially the best character.

When I said I'd take a bullet for you I didn't mean it like that

>>1055031
You're gonna have to learn to control those outbursts, so that you don’t say those things out loud and in public!

But with these random facts, we might learn something we can use in battle against the kaijus!