Baron 2025/06/27(Fri)00:35 No. 1110394 ID: f6534b
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"FUCKER!"

"Calm down."

"Daz fack I will-"

"You cannot begin repairs until we remove the metal monster. We cannot begin work until we have a proper workforce."

"We alridy went through all'a tunnels! Lost fiffers o' me best! Families ar'be weepin' cause all'a lost-"

"And it's still not enough. Gulseeque made your city their home. That was one of the largest clans. Our new slaves say so. Yet there aren't even enough to fill a fraction of a paltan."

Who the hells are these people? Wait. All that rough hide, the monster hybrid thing. Is this? No, no, no. What the hells are northerners doing here? They never leave Rezo!

>Back away slowly, form a plan with the girls
>Make a distraction and try something really stupid to free Muamta

Baron 2025/06/27(Fri)00:35 No. 1110395 ID: f6534b
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>>1110392
Poop, something went wrong, image didn't upload. This was supposed to be here

No point in planning. These Gormahi are like a meat train once they get momentum. Bring them up and rush these guys.

>>1111173
Thats fair also is that a fucking ghostman with a giant insect bursting from the stomach oupoetering the still living corpse?

Just cause Gormahi are amazing in battle doesn't mean you should use no tactics!

You distract them and the Gormahi hit them from the side when they don't expect it. Anything around here to distract them with?

>>1111118
What planet are we on?

Ah, seems it's go time. Let us count our Aces:
Casey's Mana-form/Binding, which can corral Augus while we do... whatever we are going to do, and fling the Aegis to our buddies
Kol's Lich-fire, which can drain mana. Probably to weaken Augus AFTER we get the belt off. [Use lingering smell to plant tracker]
Gabe's portals, which can exploit the spatial shenanigans. Probably to make the Moon closer than the distortion already does.
Clio(?) Different portals, which we haven't seen interacting with the distortion yet. Wild Card
Nemo's Invisibility, both literal and ability to get lost in crowds. Probably the one to physically get the Aegis out.
Herald of the Storm, The Iron Claw, Vampire Lord Dion, Madame Moot, Highwayman.
Time to put on a Show. MAKE VIVIAN PROUD, PEOPLE!

Let's hurry before he starts clearing his head.

if he swings hit 'im with the Sex with a Man 641236[s] counter, but get ready to 5[p] when he grabs on minus

Toxoglossa 2025/07/14(Mon)19:43 No. 1111194 ID: 5c4e79
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“I think we have everything we need in place. Operator, you think you could update ‘Augustine’ on our situation?” Casey says.

I will appraise her of the new information. You have not forgotten the tracker, I assume?

“Sounds like your target is eager to watch our match. We should be able to find her in the audience before the action. Are you guys ready?”

“Let’s fuckin do this!” Kol squares up, giving his best Caleb growl.

“Fu fu fu fu, let’s give them a show!” Gabe replies, taking a pose.

“Um, I’m ready too.” Nemo comments from nearby, having slipped out of sight some time ago.

The mice fall into formation and step through the gateway, deeper into Argus’s heartspace. Instantly after crossing the threshold, they’re assailed by a brilliant spot-lights, shining down from the unseen rafters.

“AND HERE COME OUR CHALLENGERS NOW!”
A voice booms out over the crowd, magically magnified, but recognizable as the wolf that greeted them on the path.

Startled, the mice rally their courage and each strike a pose, drawing more cheers from the assembled fey.

3/3 Mary 2025/07/14(Mon)16:53 No. 1111187 ID: 4a60d5
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Mary moves to lift her shirt up over her head, ready to send this woman down the path of mothering kink hell, when her console dings.

Are you fucking kidding me, what NOW.

She turns to see that the group have finished the battle.

"I am the master of fuck!" The Dungeon Master screams triumphantly.

The rest of the group appears to have been defeated by the massive groups of slimes. HOW she won is unknown to Mary but she sees to have done the most damage. And taken the most slimes. In multiple ways.

Hurgggg.... Looks like they won. Yay. What are we awarding them for this?

>>1111187

Well, they beat the Phantom Curi. That's an impressive achievement.
> Queen's Resolve: The fragmented core of Curi, a sign of her unwavering dedication to her kingdom and her people. Give to the consort of your choice to endow them with royal might... or perhaps...

Basically, you can give the core to one of the princesses to power them up for the boss fight. You could also try absorbing it yourself, but who knows what whacky things that might do. When wielded as a talisman, it allows you to sway slimes loyal to Slimecrown.

>>1111188
>>1111187

Oh, right. It's been so long that I forgot about the Cinders of Ambition. The Queen's Resolve should absorb them. It will do the same with each daughter. Something like, Mirelle's Ambition, Rosa's Wisdom, and Sophie's Love together could make an excellent queen. For a Queen who for so long ruled alone with a broken heart, her children made her whole.

-A key that opens a hidden compartment on the music box. Inside, a crystal teardrop earring that heavily boosts your perception, speed and defense. Key aspects to defeating the monster under Slimecrown Citadel.
alternatively:
-Royal jelly. Eating it makes you a slime queen, even if you weren't a slime before. Could legitimize one of the princesses' claims to the throne. Could turn the first DM's ability to take massive amounts of slime into an even bigger buff.

>>1111187
>Royal Mantle
A Fabulous cloak made of the finest slime silk with the Chrest of the Royal family of SlimeCrown
+25 on charisma check against Slime type creatures

>>1111137
B, we are a perfomative little gremlin and we want to be a bit of a disaster about this

tippler 2025/07/14(Mon)16:15 No. 1111183 ID: f1368b
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>Was Jess abused as a child?
No, he’s just like this, as has been emphasized many times.

>Tie when discounting votes that are from the same suggestor on different IPs
>Choice random selection: B
Jess deflates and leans into Emil’s side. “Thanks for listening, I think it’ll take a while for me to get over Henry. I don’t think I’ve ever really felt this way.”

“That’s normal too.”

“Yeah, and I don’t want to be normal! I want to be the coolest macho dude in the world–a real badass who doesn’t feel bad about their ex-husband.” Jess waves his arms dramatically, a thespian with an enthralled audience. “I care about him still, I’m glad he’s happy and all that, but it hurts, ugh.”

Jess buries his face in a firm right pec to hide his prickling eyes. “Gimme a hug, b-big guy.”

Emil embraces the fox with stout bull strength while Jess mourns his missing piece.



Thanks for reading.

>>1111183
thanks for running you where not kidding this was the final choice, was interesting playing in a modern setting

The hurt won't go away but it will get easier eventually. Good luck.

Thanks for the ride, Tippler.

Hang in there Jess
Good story Tippler

>>1111097
What's the situation like now? Any more big threats to steer the wrecking ball at? Also considering it seems to prefer melee combat you could relieve it of those machine guns once things calm down a bit.

Silence 2025/07/14(Mon)07:30 No. 1111177 ID: 6d1406
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You've made some distance from the campus, and the Alien Machine lands next to you, awaiting further commands.

You connect into what satellites you can and take a bird's eye view, it's just the juggernaut headed your way right now.

Kick up a lot of dust (or use smoke if you can) in order to have the alien mech burrow under the ground without the enemy noticing. Then pretend to run away, luring the juggernaut above the improvised landmine and take it out from below.

Some missiles would soften it up before seeing if the alien mech can punch through that armor.

Try not to get shot.

>>1111178
that's a really good idea

>>1110794
Haha nice

>>1110747
What about Moist? Can call her or him Moi as thats what you felt in there throught awakenimg your weird desires to be squished under wet skin and fat

>>1110747
Gizz, since it has gizzard stones.

>>1111018
Seconding this because it made me giggle.

>>1111018
I like this, but we should dress it up a little. How about... Glizzy!?

Centerfield 2025/07/12(Sat)02:08 No. 1111127 ID: 0f7021
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>>1109953
>Do we have layouts of the properties from the records hall?

Sala makes a cute ahem-hem sort of laugh and proudly displays carbon copies of all 3 locations.

>>1109969
You decide to check out the apartment first. It's the closest one to the hall of records, after all. You take the elevator up to the 10th floor and find the apartment Corley owns. You are both confronted by a locked sturdy oak door.

>>1111127
We"ve still got our bobby pin right?
Can at least jimmy it if we gotta.

Lets use the intel our pal got.
Check the layout.
Might be another way in.
Vents maybe.

Or windows?
Maybe he's the kind of guy who booby traps his front door for when the cops come a-knocking.

Try the door handle, we could get lucky and have it be unlocked.

If all else fails we could break it down or pick the lock

>>1111127
Check for a spare key if none pick dat lock

>>1111163
B) I'll get up to speed soon enough.

B: Its a large list, but a lot of it is self explanatory. I am a little surprised hero temperament is something to keep track of but it does make sense.

B) alright I suppose

It is a lot to take in, but I will adapt and I will handle it.

Experienced rank looks like titties

>>1111145
Angry Deer Husband sequel?

Thanks for the quest, Buckwheat. I especially enjoyed Gretchen's intimidation of the cultist prisoner.

you survived, congratulations

>>1111145
Oh deer.

They really are a goid pair though.

Thankyou for the quest.
That was wonderfully good fun.

>>1111145
huh still have a wound on the head
also really cool your art improved and changed the entire way

All's well that ends in the same dilemma as in the beginning, so says the old saying.


Wonderful adventure! Thank you for having us be part of it, Buckwheat!

>>1110675
A fair assumption, however you remember that he was also the one who saved Ana. Why suddenly pull a 180? Especially if he wanted her dead, all he had to do was let it happen. It doesn’t add up. Who else would have been able to access the hall at the time?

yeah he said it was "something with small round ears and big eyes"
I don't remember anybody looking like that, so unless we're going to do a lineup of all the animal type people around here I don't know where we can go with this line of questioning.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/07/10(Thu)05:06 No. 1111051 ID: 52b9de
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpVUlOgqKcg&ab_channel=%E3%83%99%E3%83%AB%E3%83%88%E3%83%B3

>>1111051
I admire your conviction. It is a good tool to have. But from where does this conviction come from? May we see presented evidence that it is The Mad Creator?

And regrettably sir, I must also ask you to present evidence as to why you are not working with Happy. I ask this as you were a close confidant of Murdusa. You were at the interrogation of the Doctor with Murdusa who as we know, was secretly an Agent of Happy.

I'll just take this picture with me, and if I see a bear/mouse then I guess... we'll know who to arrest?

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/07/12(Sat)21:10 No. 1111143 ID: 52b9de
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Possible answers to the question that was asked:

A) Yes, they all want you to do that.

B) Other suggestions.

A) I agree with that idea, but I would like to tell Gram to grab the wings of the cat. So when we make her fly off the tree she won't we able to fly.

Alternatively, what if before we throw abdle, we have him carry the knife with his mouth. Then once he gets to the cat, he push ability the knife right at the cat. A knife going at that kind of force Abdle is able to produce should be able to finish her off.

On the fence on this. Partially because she's dead set on getting Abdle. However the bigger concern is where Gram is. Would it blow away both, or can he aim well enough to hit only the hostile? What are the actors doing?

>>1111157
that's what will make this work. She'll be so quick to catch him she won't be ready for the blast.

>>1111027
If we wanna look faintly attracted, bite your lip gently.
.
.
.bottom lip!
Not top.
.
I hope i got that bit through in time

Does he... Know? Where your school is??
Or is it just, like, the only school around.?

...thank him for giving you a ride?
...apologize that you say things without thinking always, constantlysometimes?

>>1111104
May a sideffect of having a sezure that knocks you about

open the glove box

(2/2) kpwlt 2025/07/09(Wed)22:26 No. 1111041 ID: 127310
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The three of you continue along the path and, although nothing in particular happens, you can’t shake the feeling that something about what you’re doing is wrong. Perhaps unnatural would be a better way to describe it. Perhaps it's the tension between your allies, or perhaps the unfamiliar paramilitary force occupying an unknown location, or maybe that you aren’t sure when you’ll come across this ‘Engelkind’ that’s ‘downstairs’ or what that will mean, but something is distinctly off about this whole affair.

You don’t have too long to ponder this, as before long, you come to some happening.

The path stretches out before you. At the end (as far as you can see) there is a group of WOLAND soldiers with their backs turned to you. They all seem to have weapons drawn and ready.

About halfway between the soldiers’ formation and where you’re standing, there is an opening on the right. Your keen hearing tells you that some sort of machine is humming away there.

Closer towards you on the left, there is another opening. You can hear some murmurs coming through from whatever’s at the end of it. You can’t make out any words, but one of the voices is strangely recognisable. Not a voice you hear every day, but most certainly a voice you’ve heard before.

“Is that..?” Mary begins “No, no, nevermind.”

I think that there is a member of the Executive up ahead. I can sense their energy.

The soldiers up ahead are so focused that they probably won’t notice you sneaking up behind them until you’re in sniffing distance.

You raise a good point actually. What even is our name, anyhow? I feel like it couldn’t hurt to properly introduce ourselves. As for where to go… that familiar-but-not-TOO-familiar voice sticks out to me as something worth investigating.

>something wrong, unnatural
I mean, yeah, Erica sure looks weird, but maybe there's an explanation. Did this feeling start suddenly when Mary joined, or was it building gradually after pacifying Erica? Well, even if Erica is an impostor (which does not match her behavior unless it's a self-delusion) we're gonna need more than Mary's help taking it down. It's possible the creature's self-delusion will break if you bring up its weird appearance, so don't do that before we get extra help.

>crossroads
Hmm. Ask Mary how sure she is that Erica is an impostor. Erica's appearance is certainly abnormal but it could simply be advanced cybernetics, or body alteration caused by an anomaly. Has Mary met her before, or something? Explain that Erica was initially hostile, not stating that she was the Collector-General until she saw your badge. Would an impostor do that?

Come to think of it, if we bring up Erica's appearance now, and she becomes hostile, we can flee to WOLAND to get their help. (even though they're not really allies)
If Erica has a good explanation for why she looks like that, Mary accepts it, and the wrongness subsides, then... hmm, actually. I'm suspicious of the left path. What does Mary think it is? It sounds familiar to you, somewhat familiar to Mary, and feels like an Executive to Erica, but is it possible that it's a mimic that generates a feeling of familiarity to lure in victims? (if Erica is something similar then meeting another one of them would be very bad)
If the wrongness subsides *and* you can't agree on what the left path feels/sounds like, then we go right and investigate the machine.

Look, weather one or both of you are some kind of skinchanger isn't important right now. We're here to stop Woland from committing crimes.

Should investigate the semifamiliar voice

Something is definitely off. Many things, in fact.

Why is Mary so confrontative and potty mouthed, now?

AAnd where did that crazed WOLAND executive she was fighting go to? Shouldn't falling through that pit have gotten him hurt? Shouldn't Mary be hurt?

Andalso, if Erica is an impostor, why wait until *we* risked our necks offering a truce to work together?

Many things off, indeed!

....Oh, and we should sneak by climbing a tree and spying from the canopy. No one ever checks the canopy.

1. Don't you wanna see how far the two of you can push siphon's stamina teamed up?

>>1111064
A because you're a dragon

B

>>1111064
A

A

2/2 Nalthar 2025/07/10(Thu)22:32 No. 1111082 ID: fd169b
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You still have Lisel's lantern, which you swing around wildly in your flight. The chambers under the floor are long, and you don't have time to see the far ends. Fortunately a series of openings allow you a nearly straight shot north, until at the fifth room you are faced with a solid wall, another ventilation duct. A sweep of the lantern shows a ragged and rusty gash in the metal face, as well as another passage to the west through the wooden wall.

Sorrel steps up to the gash. Taking a moment to catch her breath she sticks her head in. "It ends to the east, only goes west. There might be someone in there, but very distant." She walks towards the western hole then stops. "I hear something, metal?" Lisel cocks her head "I hear it too."

You also hear it. The deep tones of metal on metal. It sounds to you like a large chain clinking, then silence.

Let's investigate the metal sound.

automatic thought is nutcracker or some other automaton... could also be gears of some kind. was the person in the distance that sorrel mentioned the source of the metal sound? or is that separate? proceed with caution.

oh wait the directions are separate. was sorrel able to make out the shape of the metal sound?

The ventilation ducts are going to connect to each other, so if we go through the ductwork we'll be able to get back to the hole in the duct we were at earlier. The metal might also mess with the acoustics of our footsteps and screw up the ghoul bat's tracking. If we don't think we're likely to encounter another patrol inside there, we might be able to lose our pursuers that way. If Sorrel agrees with this line of reasoning, that would be my vote.

My first thought regarding the metallic sound is a winch or pulley. Maybe it's one of the mechanisms for raising and lowering the puppets. That would be an interesting and useful find. I would rather investigate while we're not being actively pursued, but that may be difficult to arrange down here. Do we think we have time to check out whatever it is and then get back to this hole before the bat's party catches up with us?

Now is the perfect time for an experiment:
Can robots get pregnant. Put a baby in that cutie.

...if she consent first, of course. Hack her to always tell the truth then ask.

Good hubris there Hax, lets see how it plays out.

>>1110313
that's an excellent idea

Make her horns an erogenous zone.

>>1110475
Seconding this.

You don't have many options other than AHN, since she's the only one who knows you have the HAX chip, and it's dangerous to let anyone else know. So it's either

1. Try it on her, knowingly
2. Try it on someone else, unknowingly
3. Don't try Active Mode

Stab Unicorn 2025/07/09(Wed)08:46 No. 1110990 ID: 0d1c28
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A complete list is too much work so only some examples are given

Stab Unicorn is certain her scanners can recognize marks!

more questions? or proceed to demonstration?

Will the scanner detect hidden marks or will you have to, gulp, search for them?

I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to go over what a valid ID looks like, just so we know what to look for that might indicate an ID is fraudulent, while we’re getting our “Papers Please” bases covered.

Valid ID concerns and then demonstration.

Demonstration time!

(1/2) OMNI 2025/07/09(Wed)20:36 No. 1111032 ID: 9f3801
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VEX
STAMINA: 24
STATUS: Rested
EQUIPPED: Trusty Hunting Knife, Semi-Automatic Pistol (8 Shots)
INVENTORY: 35/54
WEAKNESS: Divine Magic
MAGIC: Wild Luck. Draw a spell card from a deck as many times as you would like (roll of 1d5 per draw). After a draw, it replenishes with a new random spell. The deck automatically shuffles itself before every draw and will only activate the card's spell if it is drawn facedown and then turned faceup. You are not immune to outward effects from the card's spell. One of the cards in the deck will ALWAYS be FIREBALL.
ABILITY: Intuition (2/2). Allows you to draw a spell of choice from the deck without needing to roll.

Current Deck Spells: FIREBALL, FLEE, IDENTIFY, BURST, and DARKNESS

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EIKO
STAMINA: 18

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(2/2) OMNI 2025/07/09(Wed)20:42 No. 1111034 ID: 9f3801
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At first, Eiko and Vi seem hesitant at your proposal to bring Vi along to help. Vi values her safety, so is nervous about being in the middle of the action. Eiko also doesn't want Vi to be in harms way considering their deal. Though they both concede when your main role for Vi is to act as support.

You are surprised at Eiko's choice of "disguise." She tells you that it's been a while since she's allowed herself the chance to indulge. She's kept most of her old possessions in boxes she hasn't unpacked, so it wouldn't distract her. You stay quiet as you are reminded of a past you do not fully know.


Operation Wolf Whistle
You will enter the buried entrance, prioritizing STEALTH, while Eiko hangs around outside to act as a LURE/DISTRACTION when called. Violet will track you and work as an extra cover in case you are caught. If you are going to be caught, Violet will act as if she has caught you instead and will try to bring you directly to The Boss.

Your hope is to either climb the elevator shaft or locate the key to access the fourth floor. Once inside, you will enter his office, blast him into smithereens, then head over to take some sweet loot.

There's a few ways to escape... But the fastest way out with no enemies to follow would be to leave this DIMENSION entirely. Your AW will definitely be ready. If Eiko wishes to leave with you, you'll have to reunite with her to take her along.

The main weakness of your plan is that you will all technically be split up.

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Eiko: healing potion, gun
Vi: 2 guns, unidentified magic ring
Vex: everything else

Signal Eiko by lighting or dousing your smokes. Signal Vi with sex stuff (what you 'did' last night), she'll act with disgust but it's all a cover.

Vi gets two guns for cool matrix style
Also the healing potion, so she can slip it to someone if they get captured.

Vex gets the spyglass and marble mine.

Eiko gets the ring to awaken her magical girl powers, hopefully.

Not sure how you can give a signal without alerting everyone. Unless Vi could smell you unstoppering a vial of peppermint (or similar) from that far away?

>>1111059
Oh I like these ideas.

She is a professional.
Show your faith in her integrity.
Bathing, briefing and then breakfast.
There really are far worse starts to a day.

boop her nose

>>1110649
Bathe together, but seconding >>1110670.

>>1111020
Bathe together and boop her cervix.

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.
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Boop something dammit!

>>1105774
Promiseeedidntthankyoubyenow

Then abscond before whoever that is in the car has your features etched into their memory.

Pinky promise! Wait, do you have pinkies?

>>1105774
Of course you didn't. Maybe some bird came down and took something off it, but that makes you in possession of stolen goods at most, and you can't be held liable for the behavior of some animal, even if it talks.

>>1105774
Is that a racoon person to the side of you in a dumpster spying on you?

>>1105771
Do you have a cousin named rigby?