A LADY with a tight PUSS

A MAN with a tight PUSS.

A LADY with a tight PUSS

MAN with a LADY

A lady with a fat dick

B, B

B, B

L and, shaking things up a bit, D!

I do not deserve your forgiveness. I will serve my penance with hope that I will do right by you.

>>1125540
L , B

Grace 2026/04/18(Sat)07:39 No. 1125558 ID: 923364
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Grace fishes out the item inside of the drawer and holds it up to the light. It's a flat-head screwdriver with a lot of heft to it.

BRUTALITY - Use it to pry off the placards. It's better than using your nails.(Medium: 11 vs Grace's: 12) (+2: Screwdriver in hand.)

Grace 2026/04/18(Sat)07:39 No. 1125559 ID: 923364
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Before moving on, Grace opts to have a little bit of whimsical joy. Look at them go.

Grace 2026/04/18(Sat)07:40 No. 1125560 ID: 923364
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They stood up and head towards the bathroom and open it. Light pours out of it into the room, lighting it up more. The buzzing of fluorescent lights is heard inside.

Black mold is on the opposite wall, and the floors are unmaintained. The smell here is atrocious. A mirror is on the right side, smudged in a tar-like material.

All of the stalls except the open one are all locked.

EMPATHY - Maybe there could be someone there?

>>1125559
Weeeeee!
There you go.
Joy.

>>1125560
Nasty, but not the worst toilet ive ever seen.
Careful as you walk in, that mould could be slippy if you stand on it.

>>1125558
Nice! We can use that to get into and out of all sorts of places and situations.

>>1125560
Mold? So this place is abandoned I guess.
>locked stalls
I guess look underneath to see if any are occupied. Otherwise, there's not much to do here. Maybe later if we especially need to scavenge.

Leave the door open for more light, see if you can see anything new in the main room. If not, open the next door on the wall.

I completely forgot Caleb didn't actually have balls before, lol. Didn't know fey had that kind of control over their bodies, able to just grow new bits on a whim.

Toxoglossa 2026/04/17(Fri)02:20 No. 1125518 ID: d10be1
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“Strong sense of touch, huh? How sensitive are you?”

“Pwetty sensitiwve. I rwemembewr when you fiwst fowund me: you wewre so sowft and wawrm, I wawnted to wrub mysewlf awll owvewr you.” Fennel’s eyespots drift lower as she admits.

“Well, here’s your chance, girl! Let’s see what you’ve got!”

Casey lets herself be laid down in the surf as Fennel climbs on top of her. The undine smiles toothlessly as she takes her time exploring her mortal partner’s body.

“Owo, dawts so niiiice!” The elemental’s hands slip down her sides and push up against her breasts. “I wike dis suiwt you hawve on! It feewls so neat. I can puwsh agaiwnst it and it doewsn’t get wet!”

“You like my swimsuit? Huh, I didn’t expect that…”

“Uh huwh! Youw’re so smoowve, wike a shawrk. Wouwd you miwnd keewping it on?” Fennel’s thumb circles around Casey’s nipple, and the binder moans. “I can touwch you wiwthouwt soawking in!”

“Ah! Sure, I guess?”

The undine squeals happily, wrapping her arms around Casey’s waist and squeezing her ass. Fennel leans in for a kiss and the binder closes her eyes as the two make out. The sensation is… odd: as though a mouth-full of water was sloshing around her tongue with a will of its own.

I wonder how Fennel would react to finely crafted Fey silks/clothes. Or a fully encompassing latex bodysuit.

Toxoglossa 2026/04/18(Sat)01:59 No. 1125546 ID: d10be1
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Kol leans back to take Caleb’s shaft in his mouth, bobbing up and down on his length. Not having to worry about a knot for the first time in a month, he’s free to take the shaft all the way down to the base before pulling back up with a slurp.

“Salt my hide, that feels good.” Caleb pants, feeling himself already rock-hard. He rolls his hips forward into the fellatio, letting his balls bump gently against Kol’s chin. “I might cum if you aren’t careful…”

>>1125518
Is the water rushing anywhere else? Good opportunityto wash each other with a deep clean or a nice message.

(1/3) OMNI 2026/04/18(Sat)05:15 No. 1125552 ID: 9cd6c3
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[cw: knifeplay, erotic violence, probably eroguro]

>Don't forget to bring a towel

Welp. You don't know where your towel card went. You'll have to hope it's somewhere on the floor here.

>Tease her

You circle your wrist and drag the flat of the blade across her bare stomach, watching as the tension fills her. Not cutting yet. That would spoil the release.

Haze's thigh muscles twitch, anticipation stirring into reflex as the edge of your blade shaves through micro-hairs along her skin. Her guard along your waist stays tight. Ready to throw you around if she wanted. It's as you drag the knife down further that you press it flat onto her bulge.

Sweat drips down Haze's neck. Pupils dilated. You drink this in, feel the buzz of power you're holding over her with ferality. It is moments like this that you remember that power feels good.

You turn the blade, just so, and watch the sharp inhalation and rise of her chest. Her cock twitches in needy excitement.

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(2/3) OMNI 2026/04/18(Sat)05:16 No. 1125554 ID: 9cd6c3
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This time, when you press your blade on Haze's bare cock, she freezes. There's a flicker of primal fear that seizes her more than the threat of pain.

You can't resist a hearty chuckle as you move your knife along, from shaft to tip, as it leaks precome. There's no blood. No cuts. Haze's patience starts to run thinner and thinner as you shave away at it. You do this again, let your blade get wet, until you can practically glide it along. Edging her until her hips start to twitch and grind for proper friction, fear melting into arousal.

"A-Are you going to keep doing this?"

"Doing what?" you play dumb.

Haze huffs and her good hand grabs-- pulls you-- by the waistband of your pants. Suddenly, everything feels hot and suffocating as she palms at you shamelessly. You nearly shapeshift away your traitorous dick to spare yourself. But. It feels good. Your head warms and empties itself. A gasp escapes. Then gripping heat.

Haze yanks your pants down with enough force that the shock nearly has you spilling out right there.

"You fucking-"

"Are you going to cum already?" Haze taunts.

You see red. You press your blade down to punish her, but she shifts her hips, her leg guard jerking you to the side then forward.

(3/3) OMNI 2026/04/18(Sat)05:17 No. 1125555 ID: 9cd6c3
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>Stab

You react as you fall forward, using her momentum to sink your blade straight into her guts. Your other hand lands on the floor beside her head to keep yourself upright.

Haze gasps, then moans, pain and pleasure mixing. Her hands travel up so she can rake her nails down the back of your neck. It stings. Blood wells under her fingertips. Everything tingles and sparks, down from your head to your fingers and dick.

You take this as encouragement as you thrust even deeper. Can nearly feel the way her muscles tighten and clamp down on your blade as warm blood spills out and coats your hand. Haze hisses through her teeth. Her nails dig deeper into your skin.

You lean closer, dicks pressing together.

"Do you feel redeemed?" you mock. You know the prayer. The holy tenants. The reason why pain is akin to cleanliness.

Haze shudders, head tilting back. Warmth spills out underneath you. Arousal and malice rises in your chest.

"Do you like it when god sees you like this?"

"I'll kill you." she says weakly. You know that she means it.

Your limbs remain entangled. Faces centimeters apart. Just one more push. She'll be done.

>Frot
>Bite
>Taunt
>____

Taunt, then bite, and then taunt some more.

Eiko is in danger.

Pull the knife up and open up her guts. Open your inventory, grab a grenade, stuff it inside her, and end this.

No @#$%ing around.

Twist 2026/04/18(Sat)03:36 No. 1125549 ID: 629307
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(2/2)

> Get ready.

You have much to prepare for if you're going to go on this particular undertaking. For one, you pack as much of your medicine as will travel well. For a second… you can't pretend this venture is going to be without danger.

Your coat is reinforced into effective enough armor on its own, but that won't be enough alone to keep you alive. You need a weapon.

How will you arm yourself?

- Spear: a staple for all those who want to injure their enemies while staying out of stabbing range themselves. You're a little noodly to expect this to deal much damage, but at least you don't have to reload.
- Light crossbow: a mainstay for every beginner spellcaster who can't rely on their magic alone to keep them safe. You're a pretty good shot, so this will be reliable, but reloading it is pretty unwieldy.
- Heavy shield: Let's be honest. Your role in combat isn't really in fighting, so maybe you'd rather commit to the pacifist approach.

crossbow is good, keeps you off the front line but not helpless

>>1125548
>How you're meant to get past the army at their gates is a mystery to you.
Plan A: just fucking launch it over the walls. Best done with sturdy foods, but ultimately it doesn't matter what state the food is in when it arrives. Unless it's eggs or something that is ruined when broken. Don't deliver eggs this way. The walls probably have some kind of wards preventing the enemy forces from launching fireballs over the walls or whatever, so you'll probably have to ask for the wards to be taken down temporarily.
Plan B: Teleport in, with the same ward-bypassing plan.
Plan C: sneak in? Could work pretty well, if the siege is a passive one where they aren't attacking the walls.
Plan D: distract the army long enough to get past them. Don't ask me how, this is the last plan for a reason.
With plans A and B, just so long as the enemy doesn't know the wards are about to be taken down, they won't be able to take advantage. Well, maybe they will but having a large enough food shipment delivered would be worth the enemy incursion, especially if the troops in the town can fortify the landing site.

>>1125549
Crossbow. If you're resorting to it, you probably only need to fire once anyway.

crossbow, since your other party members seem to have the close combat part down pretty well.

I agree with crossbow~ What is combat, really, without the stakes of frantically reloading a crossbow?~ A lot more convenient is what it is, but that’s besides the point.

Silence 2026/04/17(Fri)13:07 No. 1125522 ID: 6d1406
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>>1125447
>>1125493
"Yeah, I'll take that."

"10 credits!"

You pay off the balance and look at the silver coin in the meantime, it's simple, just a silver coin with a printed "15" on it. Might be related to the hangar.

Silence 2026/04/17(Fri)13:10 No. 1125523 ID: 6d1406
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You are slid your meal shortly, it appears to be a set of fried meat on skewers and some noodles, it smells good though. Real good.

"Just down the street," the Frog Woman says. "Mr. Silver will meet you in the old tax building, enjoy!"

You idly thank her.

>>1125523
Might as well eat on your way over. No sense in being hungry when you meet Mr. Silver.

>>1125523
Not sure how legit that was, but at least we got some food out of it. Two meat skewers and some noodles. When we're finished with the meat, we can use the skewers as chopsticks. Clever.

Is 10 credits a normal price for this amount of food?

Let's check out the bottom and sides of the package. There might be something hidden in it somewhere. And also pay attention to the taste. We're not usually this wary of someone putting something in our food, but that frog lady is pretty shady.

Are you supposed to take the coin?

>>1125110
All of the above. Focusing on any one in particular has issues, but a wide approach works quite well I think.

>>1125111
E. This AI seems a lot smarter than the last one. It might be a good idea to explain yourself and your plight. Maybe even explain how you're what's left of humanity.

>>1125112
...these are all fake orders, aren't they.
K, for now.

BGL

C: You don't want the bug empire to expand too quickly and fracture. Start by improving what is already there and then begin start expanding outwards.
G then either F or E: I just think it would be funny to fakeout the library AI.
J: The drones seem to be producing orders without any reason. If you asked them to stop poisoning the farms, they probably wouldn't be opposed.

CGJ

AGL

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/04/16(Thu)00:04 No. 1125481 ID: 6ca3f9
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Pick the next heroes and quest to assign. Here are the votes from the previous suggestions, all of them have one vote each.

- Gambling Knight -> The Screaming Phantom

- The Surface Crawler -> Bomb Frogs

- Alchemy Knight -> Furrius Fungus

- Corpse Lover -> Strange Anomaly

- Shadow Taker -> The Drowned Spirit

You are free to give other suggestions or change your previous suggestions.

Alchemy knight vs Furrius Fungus

Offer The arrow construct

He can bomb a bunch of the fungi, and any stragglers that survived, the arrow construct can shoot down

>>1125487
Alchemy Knight for the fungus definitely, but the arrows construct would be most useful on the bomb toads. Unless we have more than one of each construct, then send em for both.

>>1125492
The plan with the bomb toads, in my mind, would be to get rid of the ones summoning them. Otherwise there'd be no end.

>>1125492
On second thought, yeah, the alchemy knight doesn't need the arrows. the description did say it was just a small batch, and a minor nuisance. perhaps just one or two bombs should be able to take em all out before they run away.

make a tactile examination of her foot appeal

>>1125433
Why do we need Hero Town passes to leave Hero Town? Isn't the point of the gate to keep ne'er-do-wells out? On that topic, did she let an evil snake lady and couple hundred rats through? Did they have passes? They destroyed the crystal, so she needs to start looking for work elsewhere.

Bribe with milk!

Challenge her to suck all the fluid from your breasts within five seconds. If Titmouse can suck a drop after she's done, she loses!

You'll have to use another riddle to delay her eating you.
"What can become a Hero Town Pass? A sidequest!"

>>1125496

Do you have any idea how much trouble heros are? Pots, broken! Chests, looted! Chickens, bothered!

rolled 6, 16, 13, 7, 7, 17, 1, 17, 20, 7, 15, 7, 17, 4, 10, 17, 12, 15, 7, 13 = 228

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Paprika kneels at Nat's side, carefully cradles Nat's head, runs her fingers through Nat's hair. "Babe, that was spectacular." Paprika stays with her girlfriend until the transfusion is done and Reiko has removed the tube from her arm. Then she gently lifts Nat, bridal style, and carries her to the ship's showers.

Performing a healing task, which mostly involves soothing Nat's bruises and scratches with her first aid kit, and tenderly cleaning all the mimic slime out of Nat's hair and off her body. Healing two points from each depleted pool - difficulty 4 task. Spending two levels of intellect effort and using the first aid kit in Natalina's inventory to ease the task to difficulty 1. Here's the math for my pool expenditure:

5 (two levels of effort) - 2 (edge) = 3 intellect points spent

After a long shower...

>>1125488
>while the four are having a conference, she votes on a delayed re-entry
"You're the expert, Reiko. And I think we could use a little time to recover from that fight."

>>11254841
Natalina falls to her knees in exhaustion and relief, not even able to muster the effort to begin wiping off her coating of spattered slug-slime. Ooh. That speed stim combined with being too tired to move is... tingly.

>>1125507
>Paprika kneels at Nat's side, carefully cradles Nat's head, runs her fingers through Nat's hair. "Babe, that was spectacular."
Natalina leans into the embrace, and gives Paprika a slow, slightly loopy smile. "You were beautiful, yourself. Landing an almost literal bullseye with effortless grace. You found yourself again."
>Paprika stays with her girlfriend until the transfusion
Resting sounds very good at the moment.

>Paprika is visibly very excited to show Nat the two-person shower.
>Then she gently lifts Nat, bridal style, and carries her to the ship's showers.
Being carried off for post-combat aftercare and shower time with her girlfriend sound too nice for Natalina to even feel embarrassed out.
>After a long shower...
Rolling 2d6 + 6 for Natalina's 10 minute and 1 hour recovery rolls.

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>>1125515

>>1125507
>rolled 6
Paprika brings one of the translucent pink hockey-puck things into the shower (along with a small basket of other stuff) having mistaken it for a bar of soap. Under the warm spray, it puffs up like biscuit dough being baked, and without thinking Natalina takes a bite.
It's not the most delicious thing she's ever tasted - that would be two and a half years ago, medium-rare steak in white sauce paired with a '63 Rokeg pear brandy, paid for by a weasel-ish man trying to distract her from his syndicate's inferior tool-and-die work - but that shiver up her spine says it's easily hit top ten. Still sorta bland and chalky, but apparently something in there is exactly what Nat's body needs at the moment.

Mechanically speaking, five points restored by Paprika's medical care.

>>1125488
Sensor tusks are working, now. Passive scan yields a superb map of the night sky, and two-meter pixels across the earth's surface, while even at minimal power, active scans pick out sub-millimeter detail, along with esoteric resonances which can be interpreted as clues about molecular structure, from literal miles away. Even through some types of walls! Starting to dial up scan intensity further triggered an "are you sure?" prompt, warning how that type of 'missile lock' may be interpreted as a hostile act by twitchy military types - including, at full power, at least an order of magnitude further away than the Moon.
>rolled 5
Due to impatient idle tapping on an initially unresponsive button, the queued results of a dozen nested "zoom and enhance" commands have taught Reiko far more than she ever really wanted to learn about the inside of her own nose.
>rolled 16, 20, 15, 20
The ship's condition is... still far from ideal, but basically stable. Patched seals on the hangar bay door will burn through during re-entry, no question, but they'll retain air until then, proper aerodynamic orientation should be able to keep dangerous amounts of plasma from leaking in, Cricket or Paprika could provide a backup, and even if they fail, vital systems are rated to survive hangar bay interior being on fire for several more minutes than it should be physically possible for high-speed atmospheric compression to last. Well, at least, assuming you land in water or deep snow afterward. https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-10-08 How hard can that be? Dozens of miles around the intended destination are snowed-in to adequ

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>>1125504
Damn. Why can't we take the elevators?
Also I wonder if the key opens the door to the aquarium. Can we even swim? Do we have to swim to get up to the beast strata?

>>1125498
The encouragement
voices say they'll help
me so... I guess. Fine.
This is such a pain in the ass.
I was just supposed to
do some dusting...

>>1125499
They want me to ask some
questions. Like... How
do you pronounce your
name and uh... Why can't we
move? Well, that's obvious. We
can only go where our Work

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>>1125499
Things don't work quite like that for us, but I imagine it's because our Work is less defined. Our orders include "ensure the tower continues to function" and "clean all messes", and it's vague enough that would let us go anywhere where a mess is, I suppose, and even if we couldn't call a leadership collapse "messy" (which we can) it's undeniably something that impedes the tower from functioning.

>>1125509
>Ask where the Worms [...] are.
is Miire not a Worm herself? she certainly seems to know things.

>Leaves
So that's what that word was. Now there's only one word left I'm not sure about.

>>1125498
Hold up you can even hear my voice!? Nod vigorously if so.

Soooooo, worse case scenario, queen is missing, dead, or worse... what's plan B?

Also is there a way for us to contact Miire outside of walking back to this room?

Oh and if we find anymore survivors should we send them back this way since this area seems safe? Since no one seems to have a plan for this emergency I kind of want to tell all the survivors to group up, fortify a safe area, and watch each other's backs until the situation is resolved. Cause after seeing what the infected can do I really don't like the idea of just leaving Miire or other of your sisters alone in an environment like this. Strength in numbers and all that.

How have you been surviving all of this stuff, Mel?

How much do you understand tech stuff Mel? Now that we have all these tech runes we could expand the island with something really useful.

>>1124937
>I simply swung at a pest
If you're strong and quick enough, swinging is all you need to do.

>>1124942
Silv's too young for a mana transfer

>>1124937
Hey.
Hey.
Mel?
Thanks for watching out for silv.
We do our best but we cant do it alone against the big stuff.
So, thanks.
To pay you back im going to use your phone number only for emergencies and pictures of cute voidlings.
Hey.
What happens if we try to phone you when your wand is active?

>>1124938
Im pretty sure its those big ass towers around

Curt 2026/04/15(Wed)21:10 No. 1125451 ID: a4a832
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>: It’s only one intent of several - speculation ahoy.

: Mmh.
: Everything okay?
: That one's not like the one from your checkup. Something changed.
: What's "Grit"?
: I've, uh, I've been trying out Querying more (that's an "Aspect", so...)?
: Well, she's-- that's an "Intent" now. Don't know what that means, this old thing is weird.
: Any idea who would?
: Mind stuff, I don't know. Ask around.
: Any other "Aspects" in there?
: I mean, that's sort of personal.
: Figure out what makes them "Intents".

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Curt 2026/04/15(Wed)21:10 No. 1125452 ID: a4a832
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: Can I take this?
: Going to be doing this metacommunication with other crewmembers?
: Uh-- well, the circumstances with the memory affect everyone besides me.
: Maybe I could do it for each of the heads...?
: Alright. Followup appointment then. Put me in touch with whoever else you connect with.
: Though we'll be networking already.
: It'll be a good way to figure out "Intents."



: You're going to need to figure out a way to get trust with them though.
: What? Why? Can't I just hook into them like this?
: No. If one of these is used without medical department head auth, security alerts kick in.
: So I need the name?
: Yeah. Their trust too, though.

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Curt 2026/04/15(Wed)21:11 No. 1125453 ID: a4a832
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: It can't be that bad.
: Give it a try yourself, you'll see what I mean.
: Alright.

Ask him if it's normal for military equipment to have the same warning.

Take the quest

Cheeki bricky here is a good fellow, and it's not like we are doing much right. Let's go find these adventurers!


....also, why do wear a loincloth for, man? You are a reptile! Your body has in-built modesty.

Let's talk to the tunnel and ask what's in it.

>>1125403
Sure, we can help our little brick friend find the dwarf lady. It's no trouble at all. We just need to retrace its steps, and we'll be closer to both our goals. If we show her the magispring, she might even help us get our old gear!

Things are looking up for Graggle. We've got a new loincloth to keep our special spots secure, a friendly brick to guide our way, and a warning about potential adversaries. A six-legged scavenger, and a group of three large and experienced enemy adventurers. We'll need to be wary of them.

What else can we talk to here? The magispring would remember us falling in, and the boulder might be able to tell us when it was last moved. The cave entrance must have been open when the brick was buried, and closed when we woke up; how did the boulder get there?

for MAGI LOINCLOTH's sake, don't get an erection!!!!! unless its into that sort of thing.

yeah, we can help find her, but AFTER we find some better clothes

dont worry MAGI LOINCLOTH, we'll still wear you as undergarments. We won't throw you away.

>>1125423
Objectspeakers must get really attached to their clothes. That must be why Graggle learned Mending to upkeep them.

Better get our spy rat back, he suffered his punishment enough for getting caught.
That cat belongs to the lady pig with the giant helmet. Just be prepared, that’s all I’ll say.

Oh yeah and by that I mean talk to the pig, don’t chase kitty, she can probably call the little guy

And now for Abdle to try to make you feel better:

What dervan said cannot be certain, and him saying demons like Beuleveria here are not special is not true. Your mother is special to you, and if there are detailed records about her somewhere, she is special enough to warrant being written about. It's alright to feel sad about not getting to know or remember her enough, as you still remember that love for her.

But you can honor your mother by proving Dervan wrong about demons in this world by not being just another demon who simply rule over damned spirits in his own afterworld like a spider as Dervan puts it, but instead, as a overlord who rules over the living in this world. Not many demons if any can accomplish that. You're right now the only demon I know of who currently has their own kingdom among the living for example.

concerning feeling sad about not being able to remember your mother, and not knowing if what Dervan said is true or not on her being a goat sacrificial lamb, I think there are ways you can remember your mother. Dervan said there was a school of demonology, and it seems from his account that it knows quite a bit about her. I think it is very important and be therapeutic for you, Abdle, for all of us to try to look into researching about your mother. Maybe look for that school of demonology that Dervan talked about if it exists in this world, and if not, I'm sure there are texts and researchers out there that study demons who might know something about her. Heck, we can even ask Dervan himself if we visit his dream about what he learned about her, (though I do know you dislike him and might not want to listen to him...) We also have that new book seller who gave Bobbie that book about magic. Perhaps we can ask about any books about demons you can read?

I guess maybe that's why that one demon said it was pointless to feel sad about that, if it was really rude way to say it. B

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Will-O'-Liquid 2026/04/15(Wed)08:40 No. 1125425 ID: ac6db5
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>>1124956
Okay, I'm sorry for talking so much, but why is this lantern looking at us? it didn't have an eye before!?!

Ass Bass 2026/04/15(Wed)12:40 No. 1125435 ID: 41bada
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Go and sit next to this person

We have a potential mate and are attempting to wow them with our mixological powers.
We made it to school, but after turning part of our brain into a roast chicken in our subconcious we lost track of some things and might have implied the next person wevkicknin the nuts is a pedo so we gave to choose wisely.
Our potential mate has a good sense of humour and laughs at jokes which, as a well adjusted individual, we also laugh at because jokes are amusing.
We get jokes all the time.

I think thats it.

Oh right!
Also, time doesnt seem to slow down when youre doing this so your new friend is watching you standing there vacant and drooling.

i dont remember

ablgkhghghg

i think we were drinking whatever sludge was in the cup? either way this guy is kind of a peak bachelor. consider ascending above your predecessors and become gay. maybe even kick him in the crotch to flirt? i think thats a good idea, and everyone agrees with me.

We are going to drink malt from an old malt shop with our new boyfriend highschool crush Ian P.

Our objectives are the following:
1) Survive the malt.

2) Have an unforgetable date (unforgetable in a positive way, optional)

3) Get to be deal with Ian P on a family name basis.

4) Get to class on time.

>>1125333

Excellent point. Flying low opens the door to more shenanigans, which you'd rather avoid. Fly high, and avoid snags!

>>1125328
Cute!

Fly high, even if they do look up youd be so far away theyd just think you were a bird or something.

Hey, autumn.
If you do run into someone, dont worry!
You can fly between their eyeline and the most vulnerable embarrassing bits of your partner!
Your glow will hide the naughtiest buts. You can be a floating fairy modesty flash.

Fly low

hmmm 2. don't want to attract the city guard's attention.. who knows how they'll slow you down

Just zig zag until you crash into your adresse's window like the elderly owl of an impoverished wizard family.

Make him gay. Women feel more secure and confiding in men that don't lust after them.


Or give him a lot of money. It's the 17th or 18th century. Women can't get a job, they'll have to marry him if they want to eat.

Hire a prostitute and ruin her.

give him a nice comforting warm manly huggle uwu

Boast up those MANLY ANTLERS. Ladies love a strong deer with a large rack.

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>>1116256
>>1117500
He needs a STRONG RACK! And to get one, he's gotta drink strong, too!

Several drinks later

Strong drinks indeed... Maybe just a quick nap.

Actually, it's pretty peaceful out here without any piracy. No reason to go and F that up.

THE END

He has the tool that Kobblav is looking for! If he throws the tool at Grem (BIG DANGER) Grem should try to take it before escaping! We should avoid confrontation if we can though. Time to flee! Humans are scary!

He might not even know you're in there. He could be angry at the cat for stealing fish or something. Try to throw the cat at him!

Find Grem box, a box for Grem to be inside of, safe

>>1125388
Climb on top of boxes and push them over onto the human!

Then take iron tool from human and bring it to Kobblav!

Special Grem Technique: Throw Feline.