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975908 No. 975908 ID: 689dc6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

:migeluk: "So no shit, there I was, alone with my sword in the cramped, dark vents of the lyluk extermination camp. With nothing but my wits and my trusty sword to see me through. It was a good sword, shiny, light reflecting off it in brilliant streaks. I... I-i miss that sword so much..."
(Migeluk then proceeds to start sobbing loudly, tears streaming from her eye)
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No. 975925 ID: 17ecdd

Did the eggluk tell you anything else, or did it fly away somewhere else?
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No. 975926 ID: 689dc6
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975926

>>975923
:migeluk: "Well, we didn't exactly know where the command center was, so I had to do some scouting, I found what I thought was some sort of security station but it was empty. I figured that it must be protecting the command center."
>>975925
:migelukscur: "Nope nope nope! Never saw her again, never heard her again, she disappeared forever! FOREVER!"
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No. 975927 ID: 413032

*more incoherent and increasingly hysterical sobbing sounding strangely like the wails of the dead*
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No. 975928 ID: 0208ac

:bitlukcry: (Eggluk.......)
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No. 975930 ID: b1b4f3

>>975922
Hmm did you cut the cables while there was no electricity going through?


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971752 No. 971752 ID: 689dc6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Get caught up with the situation here >>967250

When we last left our merry band of shitty lyluks they had just been captured by malicious band of meanluks and were taken away. Luckily they were only captured by meanluks and it is a well known fact that a lyluk can not ever kill another lyluk so they will be safe in the meanluks trunks. However, who knows what horrors the meanluks have in store for them, for meanluks are fond of bullying lyluks...
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No. 975666 ID: 366954

>>975664
Job well done.
But what about the generator? What if the Meanluks have a plan for it?
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No. 975667 ID: 0fca85

We did it Lyluks! We saved everyone!
Now it's just a matter of driving away and watching (from a distance) as the meanluks destroy the generator and their auras restores
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No. 975668 ID: 689dc6
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975668

>>975666
>>975667
:lhomar: "Alright, time to get these "chickens" out of here."
*Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
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No. 975670 ID: 689dc6
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975670

:pillukicon: "Wow migeluk, we all saw you on the security camera, how did you do so much on your own?"
:migeluk: "Well, after you girls left..."
(To be continued next time on not quite so shitty lyluk quest!)
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No. 975909 ID: 689dc6

Continued on here https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/975908.html


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961715 No. 961715 ID: 2bd15b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

A horror story about survival and perseverance in an isolated area.
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No. 973670 ID: 2bd15b
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No. 974216 ID: 90a181

>>973670
Go ahead Will, but Rufus, I don’t think you should go anywhere. This whole thing just stinks of some bad juju.
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No. 975658 ID: 2bd15b
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975658

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No. 975674 ID: 5f4030

>>975658
*opens door to car and Sparta kicks “Rufus” with both legs out the car*

FUCKING HELL!!!
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No. 975904 ID: d63ea8

Someone grab the tire iron from the trunk.


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959390 No. 959390 ID: a34b8a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Kill or be killed.
+18 Adult content
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No. 975860 ID: 094652

"All I know is SOME @#$%WEED CHOPPED MY ARM OFF and THREW ME IN THE MIDDLE OF BUM@#$% NOWHERE so move what your momma gave you of my or imma drown you in pepper excrement."
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No. 975866 ID: b5fb67

>>975853

Demand their socks WHILE escaping the collapsing building.

Ensure proper undergarments are equipped.
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No. 975867 ID: df76b1

Alright, we're not gonna fight yet, so that's cool.

Might be time to go.
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No. 975901 ID: 977456

>>975866
I do believe that socks are, technically, undergarments. So yes, this seems sensible.
>>975856
Also seems compatible with a good wholesome exfiltration of our person and their undergarments.
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No. 975903 ID: 7490b5

>>975866
meh, our skirt is long. We can go commando for a while without having issues.


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950771 No. 950771 ID: 15a025 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Threads & Wiki:
https://tgchan.org/wiki/The_Herd

Discussion Thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/115339.html
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No. 975045 ID: d2da5a

Wouldn't miss it for the world officer!
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No. 975812 ID: 15a025
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975812

>Yes! Even if it's not for social reasons, enjoying some drinks at the cafe sounds like just the thing that the soul needs.
>Wouldn't miss it for the world
Candy: "Sure, I'm over at the church-"

Officer Nibbles: "Obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you right now, would I?"

Candy: "Oh, right. Can you pick me up?"

Officer Nibbles: "Can't. Me and Freeze are off duty right now."

Candy: "Off duty? Aren't you supposed to be the head police chief or something?"

Nibbles: "We'll talk it over some snacks and drinks. If you can manage to get a ride here."

Candy: "Right. I'll hopefully see you soon then."
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No. 975813 ID: b1b4f3

>>975812
Uh, that's weird, why did Nibbles ask to meet you there then?
...is she kidnapped? I think this warrants a call to the police department asking them where Nibbles is. Either that, or you go to the mall in a group that should be able to handle whatever ambush is waiting.
Another possibility is that the cultists took over the police department. If they had no light magic then they'd be defenseless against an assault...

To cover all our bases we can drive over near the police department and see if anything suspicious is going on. Binoculars would come in handy here.
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No. 975824 ID: 36784c

>>975812
Nibbles said she wanted to meet at the cafe by the mall, not the one that’s in the mall. Maybe there’s different cafe that’s open right now since the one in the mall is closed?

>>975813
That’s a possibility.

Then again, she might want to meet us there because she believes it’ll be safer than meeting at the police station. And if that’s the case, then if meeting at the police station is considered “not safe”, we might be dealing with a corrupt police force and Nibbles and Freeze are the only good cops we can trust!
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No. 975827 ID: a9af05

>>975812
>"Off duty? Aren't you supposed to be the head police chief or something?"
You think just because she's in charge, she's not allowed to go home and take a break? She doesn't work 24/7.

>>975813
Nibbles was with Relina the entire time, so nothing could've happened to her in the sewers. And I'm assuming Nibbles and Freeze were the ones that gave Relina a ride over to the hospital, so nothing could've happened there, since even with an injured leg, Relina could still use her magic.

I think they might just be waiting in the parking lot for us.

But you're right, this is really suspicious.


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966089 No. 966089 ID: 6f7a5a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This is a NSFW clothing damage adventure!
the quest will contain nudity and violence and possibly some sexual content
Lewd suggestions are encouraged but not required.

A catles is built to protect, from both raider and traitor

This quest is funded by Patreon,
if you'd like to see more consider sending a few coins!
https://www.patreon.com/KingOfPentacles

Previous Threads
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/780786.html
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/858442.html
https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/918309.html

Discussion
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/111417.html
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No. 975718 ID: 10c07d

Elevator
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No. 975719 ID: 0fae41

Not bringing anything else still means the snakes, right? It takes more than one head to deal with a many-headed monster. Might want to have guardian weapon at the ready, and be prepared to knock her off balance before casting grapple spells.
Take the stairs, it'll be faster
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No. 975732 ID: 322af8

Elevator sounds like a good idea. Will help the snakes with movement at the very least.
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No. 975740 ID: a664e3

>>975709

B: Elevator
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No. 975741 ID: e96198

>>975709
Take the elevator, you may be boxed in but speed is probably going to help us with the situation right now.


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970517 No. 970517 ID: e51896 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

...

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Author's Commentary: Quest may or may not have 18+ content, it all depends on what happens and how I feel, especially since this is my first quest
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No. 975616 ID: b1b4f3

>>975611
Let's go for option A. It's a high reward for the difficulty, so it makes sense in general, and the client is famous so we might get some good publicity.
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No. 975619 ID: 2bd15b

Personaly I would go for the option C. it is sad that even this fantastic world has the same problem with drug, I don't understand the disproportionate amount for the reward but that probably has to do with the person who is offering the reward in the first place. On the lighter note what was the most dangerous bounty that you went on and did you ever kill anybody, if you did how and why?
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No. 975690 ID: 992f4d

A sounds like an interesting place and the client may end up good to know. Go with it.
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No. 975729 ID: d63ea8

Go with A.
Your super new to this and you might become more of a liability if the bounty is dangerous.
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No. 975737 ID: ce39da

"So, a frustrated artist whose sculptures were presumably underwhelming back home, a breeder that's too enamored with his own creations to stay focused on doing his job, a drug dealer, and... Mr. Mystery. Hmm, what does 'nightmarish rainwater' even mean?"

If they ask you about the not-entirely-unflattering way that you described them: "What? I mean, the Nightmareciers have their own dream-realm on the flipside of here, right? If someone 'needs to' experience a nightmare, they'd get taken there, right? So, that means the Nightmareciers who end up here are the 'problem' cases who couldn't hack it over there. No wonder you couldn't understand their goals if those are all you see of them."

As for our choice:
"... Depends on what sorts of costumes you have that fit me. (Or a quote-unquote 'magic dressing room' you can point me to that can help my imagination along.)"

We'll want a snooty arteest outfit if we head after the architect; really crank up the pretentious ham when presenting "our" "statements on the human condition."
If we go after the bird tamer, we'll do it as a heavy-metal rocker warrior looking for a "wicked awesome" steed to ride. (This is banking on our assumption that the tamer isn't the most elegant of nightmare-crafters (focusing more on metal-as-f*ck beasts than genuinely creepy abominations).)
We'd go to the lake as a Captain Ahab-type fisherperson and posit a challenge that will both ward off the faint of heart and prepare the rest for a challenge to be overcome (perhaps with buried treasure).

"I may not be able to violate reality in a lucid dream, but I can certainly take the piss out of a nightmare's narrative."

My personal vote is for A (a nice balance of risk and reward). Still, we
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968306 No. 968306 ID: 3e69e0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

[NSFW WARNING] This quest is for degenerates. If you are not currently a degenerate, you better learn fast or run on home and have a nice cold glass of milk instead.

After escaping moving out of the last town you finally have your clinic set up. You, Dr.SerGenki infamous L E N G E N D A R Y practitioner of treating ailments within the psychological domain and registered criminal sex offender murderer DOCTOR OF PSYCHOLOGY, are duty bound to diagnose and treat any psychological ailment with your great knowledge and full "toolset" of solutions available.

With your experience in psychology your job is easy. All you have to do is:
1.Let the patient ramble on about their issue
2.Diagnose their issue
3.Come up with and execute solution, as long as it involves sex.
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No. 975586 ID: e2f5cc

arnold: disregard sex as it distracts from the full poutine experience

sergenki: inquire on how this green creature hears penises activate and consider acquiring such a skill yourself. also ask what his problem is i guess.

green creature: continue speaking
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No. 975596 ID: f56a2b

shadenfroikker: continue working that PhD education for all its worth

dr sergenki: jesus christ but you gotta sort this rabbit thing's problems out or whatever.
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No. 975600 ID: f8fa51

Shove something in their mouth to shut them up. Anything. Fingers, dicks, poutine, I mean anything.
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No. 975625 ID: 4286b4

sergenki find out why this client is here
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No. 975629 ID: eb1fcc

>>975583
"Ah, but did you know that excessive scientific rambling causes dicks to retreat in an unhealthy manner?"


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969223 No. 969223 ID: c1eaac hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Chapter One: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/897839.html
Chapter Two: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/924496.html
Disthread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/124957.html
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No. 975614 ID: c1eaac
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975614

"Anyway, Camio," Satan says, leaning casually in the doorway. "What's up? We haven't talked since I cut your hands off in court."

"By design," you say, flatly.

It gets a laugh out of him. What you told Glas the other day is true: the king thinks you're funny even when you're rude to him, and you don't understand it. You assume one day he won't find it funny anymore, but you'll cross that bridge when you come to it. For now, you're mostly satisfied that you can get away with not groveling at his feet like everyone else does. You're not the groveling type.

"Why don't we take a little walk and catch up?" Satan asks.

You can tell from his tone that it's more of an order than a suggestion, but you suppose you could still say no. Obviously Eligos wouldn't be invited, so going with Satan would necessitate leaving him here, and possibly letting him talk to Duma and Umara without you to run interference. Which would be fine, if you weren't certain that Satan intends to turn a little walk into flirting, and maybe something else.
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No. 975615 ID: 293255

duma and umara are as prepared as they will ever be to deal with eligos. leave them to it and go with satan (because lets be real, you could get away with saying no but like. HES BETTER THAN ELIGOS.)

flirt with satan against your better judgement. do it. do it. do it. please. do it camio.
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No. 975617 ID: b94e3b

fuck it, let's take a "walk" with King Satan
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No. 975618 ID: dbd72b

Complain about cold tea and achy legs, but ultimately get your coat.
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No. 975624 ID: 593145

oh no what a shame you cant walk because of your poor poor legs :(


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933050 No. 933050 ID: b5b4b5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Know, our child, that among the long and trackless eras when silence ruled the stars, and the hopes of our ancestors were spent on dried and hollow bones, there rose and crashed a cresting wave that glittered with steel and fire; an Age when sparking coals of written word and carven stone were spilled and burned away across the world, when the serpent-spiders in their secret kingdoms wove tapestries of death and cunning from sea to sea, and queens of queens tied tribes one to another, to strive with them and with each other, writing histories of dreams and nightmare onto pages doomed to crumble.

Hither came Zorya, red of fur and marked in white, heavy-formed, brazen-eyed, blade in hand, an amazon, a champion, an unrejected rogue, with affections fierce and rage the same, to rip reality from legend and become, and be, a Queen of Blood.
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No. 975277 ID: e77a36

If their ship is bigger than ours, barricades will do nothing: they'll simply leap and swing from their ship above them.

I say C: Take the fight to them.
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No. 975278 ID: 4c882c

>>975249
The pirates can't rape, murder and pillage you, if you rape, murder and pillage them first.
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No. 975279 ID: 15e14d

>>975249
C
The very trade of these pirates is to chase down those who try to flee, also if the devices on their ships put Zorya in mind of giant bows then those instincts should be trusted: they would likely have the upper hand in a ranged confrontation.

Better to engage them in as close to Zorya's terms (and by extension the crews) as can be.
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No. 975302 ID: 977456

Her ship is fatter and has more insurance. Turn around and ram the small-fry then harpoon them as they tumble to the drink.
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No. 975383 ID: 5b93d3

e)
Two hulls, one with twin masts and a crew, one soaked with fish oil. Cut the smaller hull loose, set it alight as a fire-ship to force the pirate to break away, and gain the speed of not having to drag a second ship around.


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927154 No. 927154 ID: 688dd6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

>Previous thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/530834.html
>Wiki page: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Age_of_Shadows
>Discussion thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/74609.html

In the East... er, wait... in the East Crescent, a being of great evil... uh, I mean, there was a great Empire, on the edge of the... no... where was I? Damn it. The empire was in the west, wasn't it? I could have sworn it said east... Wait, hold on...

*flip flllip flip*

Right. In the West, there was a great Empire which centuries ago wrested peace from the jaws of war. Its line of rulers was good and just, and that peace was maintained for centuries. That period of order came to an end when a being of terrible evil arrived, and wreaked havoc on the lands.
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No. 975269 ID: b1b4f3

It's probably something related to what they serve in the tavern. Beer? Food?
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No. 975282 ID: 1c1b7d
975282

That's the masked assassin who was tailing Dionaea earlier. You know even less than she does about them, though...

Maybe just hang out wherever you can get the widest view of the market, then. You're not really in any hurry to talk so you're free to enjoy the day.
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No. 975285 ID: bcda15

People watch for fun and profit
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No. 975298 ID: f18ee8

Try considering what it is Gracie usually does and use that to narrow down what she could have needed.
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No. 975299 ID: 977456

Considering that Goblins are not widely trusted, it may well be with a more familiar merchant.


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975118 No. 975118 ID: ce39da hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

The Age of Gastronomy. An era when those whose culinary genius transcends the word 'cook' would be known as chefs. They would travel the world in search of legendary monsters to turn into legendary ingredients. Frequently pitting themselves against each other, they push themselves and each other beyond their former limits of creativity and technique in competition. All in search of their own "Divine Menu," as petitioned by some otherworldly patrons.
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No. 975126 ID: 094652

Fud Fighter: He's like a chef, but worse!
Got Leche: Cream of the crop, if it were used for fries.
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No. 975129 ID: 1b373b

Fleischer and Bauer.
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No. 975130 ID: bdbcac

Dhal and Paratha.
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No. 975157 ID: 19da02

>>975120
best idea
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No. 975208 ID: 977456

Fruit and Punch, in order of appearance... of the Cake and Bowl families.


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972233 No. 972233 ID: 7f716e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 975148 ID: b1b4f3

>>975145
That's how dubious-canon John died, you know.

>>975147
Go into the arcade and find someone to pull out the stinger that may still be pumping deadly toxin into your fragile body.
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No. 975149 ID: df76b1

Yeah, I think looking for a ride and some first aid is the proper course
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No. 975153 ID: dbd72b

Ya, get in there and get some help
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No. 975155 ID: 19da02

Might as well do this. At minimum maybe they can call an EMT or something.
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No. 975166 ID: bcda15

No one ever died at an arcade unless they were playing DDR, so you know, don't fire up sandstorm


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974745 No. 974745 ID: 9c48ac hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

You already know how this is going to work.

[Noun], [Noun], [Verb], [Verb], [Adverb], [Noun], [Adjective]
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No. 974827 ID: 0fae41

Screwdriver, Geiger counter, chair, caviar, dollhouse, dog whisperer, falling rocks, shrinking, execute.
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No. 974866 ID: 8bd73c

jackhammer, chainsaw, carbon, linguini, birdhouse, milkman, V̬̙̣͍͍̬̿ͦͯ̿͊ͮo͍̜̤͚͚͠i̛͎̖͍̖̝̜͒̆ͨͯ͛͆ͧd̼̺͚̹͍̱͢, fluffy, oozed
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No. 975049 ID: 9c48ac
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975049

The first step in an expensive mission is, of course, to go shopping. I'll need a JACKHAMMER, a GEIGER COUNTER, a CHAIR and a TACO in order to break into their HOSPITAL. I also might want to hire a MILKMAN - you never know when a Ṿ̸͎̫̙͋̌͠ͅƠ̶͚͕̽̓͂̈́͗̋̏̀̉I̵̛̯̹͎͖̮̹̟͍̪̎͜Ḋ̶̢̘̼͈̤̠̥̰̍͒̒͐̀̀͑̉͒͜͝ might crop up. Finally I should make sure I have a FLUFFY outfit, so that I don't get HUMPED.

[Adverb], [Adverb], [Direction], [Department], [Name], [Department], [Adjective], [Fiend], [Transitive Verb], [Noun], [Difficulty]
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No. 975055 ID: 0d7301

carefully, rapidly, down, hardware, Francis, toy, hungry, Beelzebub, hated, ball, infuriating
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No. 975062 ID: ea5d47

>>975049
Deceptively, Longitudinally, Seaward, Homeland Security, Esteban, Motor Vehicles, Quantum, Vampire, Shot, Driveway, Challenging


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957117 No. 957117 ID: 7ebbf9 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Bloom
Previous Chapter: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/617229.html

Even if it means sacrificing everything else, can you cling to what's important?
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No. 974835 ID: 8bd73c

>>974771
The Sleeper is the prime mover who dreamt the universe out of blind chaos. This was touched on in the very first thread when someone asked about the Messenger, which is the soul and emissary of the Sleeper.

Basically it is a religious thing. In this context, when she says "The Sleeper only knows..." it is basically the equivalent to us saying "God only knows...." I never really took Alice for a religious type, but this does show that there is some cultural figures of speech returning to Alice's speech. While Alice definitely needs to take a hard look at her hunger issue, she may still be Alice on the inside. It may just be trapped due to an inefficient neural network. That being said, human brains are clearly more efficient as far as volume vs performance goes, so we may want to try to create something akin to a brain to try and streamline the processing/biomass ratio.
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No. 974836 ID: 9f0903

>>974835
>Sleeper
>dreamt the universe out of blind chaos
>Messenger
>soul and emissary
oh. OH.
...shit.
Azathoth and Nyarlathotep.
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No. 974858 ID: 23bf8a

Alice needs to remember to use the metal guns and weapons her enemys have. To remain good at using them.
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No. 974880 ID: 8ac324

[X] Multi-task
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No. 975029 ID: f133dc

Hell yes multitask.

Hey, I wonder if we could fire a whole lot of guns at the same time using multitask.

I also wonder how hard it is to swap these in and out. Switching them in and out to try different combinations has merit.


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971193 No. 971193 ID: 55dc57 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You are a Bergman, a standard-bearer of your lord's castle. Or at least you were one.
Your last regal employer was caught in some less than loyal business, and you didn't survive the lordly break-up.
Now without a job, or a roof over over your head, you assess your future employment.
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No. 973477 ID: e7c7d3

Grab onto the doorframe so you don't fall onto your face
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No. 974840 ID: 55dc57
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974840

>Grab onto the doorframe so you don't fall onto your face
Quick thinking! Hanging on the edge, the room you're soon to enter begins to clear. You can't shake the sensation that you're being watched. You just decide to chalk this up to paranoia.
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No. 974841 ID: 55dc57
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974841

You hope.
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No. 974842 ID: b488b1

This place is very disorienting and confusing. Ask the nice giant eye for help?
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No. 974843 ID: 99663a

Demand to know what this all is.

Poke eye if answer unsatisfactory.


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972449 No. 972449 ID: e7c7d3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You are a full blown wizard now! You've got your magic staff, you've got your wizard robe, your wizard hat, and most importantly you have your wizard beard. You have to have a wizard beard if you want to be a wizard. It's in the rules! It doesn't matter what race, sex, gender, or other state of being. You have to have a wizard beard if you want to be a wizard.

That all said, there is one thing missing in your wizard life: a wizard tower! A place to call home. A place to protect your arcane secrets. A place to conduct experiments. To commit crimes against nature. To repel those who think it's wrong to commit crimes against nature. A place to grow some tasty potatoes. In short, a place to be a wizard!

Now that we've said "wizard" so much to render it meaningless, time to wizard up this wizard tower!

Wizard
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No. 973973 ID: 19da02

We definitely need a trap as close to the entrance as possible where they walls squish together.
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No. 973979 ID: b1b4f3

>>973970
It makes the most sense for the bottom block to be a trap room. Poison gas?
To make the poison let's make an alchemy lab up top.
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No. 974161 ID: adb916

For the bottom room a new trap, since we can just use gravity just don't let them touch walls, becomes quite hard to move that way, when all gravity is away from walls. Then because starvation (dehydration has no 'starve' equivalent. Quite frustrating as it kills you first) is rather slow, add a nice death lazer pointed at the middle, you know what, while they are stuck here might as well add a paralytic poison to the air too for that extra bit of difficulty.
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No. 974569 ID: f56a2b

>>973970
Laboratory up top.
Heavily booby trapped magic vault below.
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No. 974599 ID: d63ea8
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974599

>>974569
I agree that a lab up top would probably be really good, since it might let us made more elaborate poison traps with the herbs from our greenhouse.

I'd actually recommend that we go for a foyer with a golem defender of some kind. Help stop those pesky wolves (and door-to-door salesmen.)


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963603 No. 963603 ID: 891b91 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Chapter 0: >>/questarch/886861
Chapter 1: >>/quest/910512

Discussion: >>/questdis/123379
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Dead_Dust


The porch door slides open, letting in a gust of night air.
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No. 973848 ID: cdabe3

as deep as possible, every last drop
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No. 973854 ID: e51896

>>973827
support
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No. 974366 ID: 8a0df4

>>973827
>>973848
>>973854
You lot are a bunch of Horny Lizards.
(Slips out of human costume; revealing his true reptilian form)
And You're speaking my language with a passion!
+1
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No. 974453 ID: bb5949

Accidentally let slip "Make me yours, make me pregnant", because all that over-eager criticism of "preg weirdos" earlier was clearly just a smokescreen to cover up your own secret kink.
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No. 974561 ID: 15a025

Your pick.


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936867 No. 936867 ID: 0d5cb3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Groggy Morning...

In case anyone missed it when I said so, I decided this quest won't be full nsfw. First thread is a good indication of how I want to keep it for the most part.

Part 1: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/732068.html
Disthread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/99036.html
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Shark_Quest_-_Jiggy
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jiggydino
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No. 974272 ID: fa2754

>>974232
Congratulations everyone, this ship now has a council of captains. Don your hats to start making captain decisions! Be sure to thank Captain Shelly for her resourcefulness in those trying, hatless times. Perhaps this council can celebrate with drinks! However that works down here.
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No. 974273 ID: fa2754

>>974243
An amusing idea, unfortunately the only ones that come to mind are sad ones and we're just not at that point of the night yet.
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No. 974281 ID: a9af05

>>974232
Don't stare at her boobs! And don't flirt with her! It wouldn't be fair for your three shark friends if you suddenly decided to bring in Shelly for your friend dating thing you were doing before all of this stuff got in the way! Especially since you still haven't gone out with two of your friends yet!
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No. 974286 ID: 5413b0

>>974273
No those are for later... or another day entirely.
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No. 974559 ID: 15a025

Equip captain's hat.


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CONTENT WARNING: This quest will contain explicit sexual and violence content unsuitable for minors, and will likely run into situations of dubious consent.
Please minimise this thread if you feel this may be distressing or objectionable.
To minimise a thread, please click the leftmost button that looks like a _ in the subject title.
Spoiler text will be used in situations where the text is not suitable for display on the main /quest/ page.
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No. 974513 ID: 736b7e
974513

Don't attack her but force your way past her. Don't let her stall you any longer.
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No. 974521 ID: e7848c
974521

>>974508
Spin on your heel and storm off. You should not engage this way. We have bigger factors to worry about like your self preservation. She doesn't want you to go that way but she won't engage either. Once you've cooled off, maybe you could see about running right past her.
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No. 974537 ID: 1ed92d
974537

>>974508
Just yell at her to stop being a jerk, you were born today and you've been either attacked by your own kin trying to assassinate you, or in one case emotionally and physically abused by a supposedly non-rogue Agent.

You are both miserable and irritable right now. Try asking her to go soak her head in one of the digestion pools if she's so excited about hurting people.
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No. 974540 ID: dbd72b
974540

>>974537
Visibly restrain yourself, state this, and demand she step aside. No more stalling, her behavior is screaming suspicion at you. You don't want to hurt any other agents, you just want to know what's going on.
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No. 974556 ID: c8edab
974556

Turn around and, while facing away from her, apologize to her. Tell her that, among other things, you were assaulted by Delta just a short while ago, so you're a bit on the edge. And actually you should have these wounds checked out, so you'd agree if she could have a closer look at you... in diagnostics.

The reasoning is, well, think about what Phi said. About you becoming Delta. About not thinking ill of Tau. It's likely that what Tau is thinking isn't actually something she'd act on. Who knows, maybe other agents thought the same when they first saw you, only that you don't know about it.

So the fact that you can hear her is actually very useful to you, because it's the first Agent that you can read clearly like this. It means that, if you simply talk to her long enough, she would slowly reveal everything, like why she doesn't want you to visit Rho, what you'd be disrupting, etc.

This means that you need to stall as well and hold back on her. You're not actually in any hurry to get to Rho - you certainly took your time with Phi, so letting Tau take you to diagnostics isn't actually bad. If anything was to happen, it should happen there, and not here, where Delta could come walking by at any time.

>snippets of her voice
Being so transparent... I wonder if other agents get to hear her like this as well. If they do, wouldn't they figure out she's rouge as well?

>abdomen
Well, there is one hole leading to the abdomen that you know of. Your teeth cannot go there, but your tongue certainly could heh. Think about how that might feel. Of course, the current situation isn't the best for that and it will have to wait.


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