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1125281 No. 1125281 ID: 681cb5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

[Warning! This quest will be extremely NSFW and contain VORE (duh)]

Viron city…

A city nearly abandoned by law, where the main rules are that of predator and prey.
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No. 1127230 ID: faa951

Make Vornos, fuck corpos, get fed

You still have yet to actually Vore anyone yet. Why not film yourself losing your pred cherry to the entire city. You could even see about inviting Daxter, either as prey or a co-pred.

Imagine that. Two new preds having there first time together at the same time. Hot as Fuck
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No. 1127261 ID: fa0b49

Get fed and make Vornos
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No. 1127275 ID: ba7d9f

Being pregnant with high end eggs seems like a good excuses for why you shouldn't get splattered just yet if you *do* sign up for vornos after, also pregnant preds are hot and would make for a great seĺling point if we go for vornos at the same time...
Anditwouldbereallyhotifyougotchurnedanywaay
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No. 1129825 ID: f2320a

played a little game called hoard which is basically being a dragon selling a mlm pyramid scheme with kobolds selling it further and further getting fatter and fatter on there wealth and getting eaten either when they got broke at the bottom of the chain of sales being unable to sell it further or becoming too tempting of a target, feels like something that would happen in this city
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No. 1130788 ID: ce15ff

Getting egged is a good excuse for getting fed. Gotta sate those pregnancy cravings.


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1081887 No. 1081887 ID: df47b5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

We have something on the order of a week until this possible patron for my dungeon arrives for his tour, but we're making steady progress.

https://questden.org/wiki/Dungeoneer
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No. 1130413 ID: 2f01aa

>>1130306
Just shove the mana into the hammer tail. No reason not to put it there, and if she won't listen to reason, might as well be direct.
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No. 1130414 ID: 2f01aa

>>1130336
can we not

seriously, can we stop sexually harassing the protagonist
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No. 1130416 ID: 70f58a

>>1130414
The topic of sex already came up, dumbass.

>>1130303
How does the resurrection matrix work, if it's not necromancy?
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No. 1130418 ID: 2f01aa

>>1130416
Yeah, and she has made it increasingly clear each time she doesn't like it.
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No. 1131177 ID: 70f58a

>>1130336
I'll take this back and would delete it if I could, as I thought of a better suggestion but it doesn't really make sense along with that one:

>HOW DO YOU THINK A DUNGEON WOULD GET LAID?!
That reminds me, I don't think you've told us the origin of dungeons and their spread. Was every existing dungeon crafted via magical means, were they spontaneously spawned during the world's creation, or do they have some form of reproduction? Dungeons can't move on their own, so it's hard to imagine how it's possible, asexual or not. Unless... the Dungeon Game is part of the process, and adventurers work as pollinators of a sort? Plus the new core has to be moved to a new location so you don't have an overlapping dungeon layout... I'd guess the denizens would be responsible for that.


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1123270 No. 1123270 ID: 35d66b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Rays are splattered against the backdrop of the setting sky. The horizon is superseded by the risen facades of the black city. A solitary ship sails to touch infinity.

The figures upon its deck know that they are never to return to their residences, that their lives shall end in the approaching border. At one point, they had a choice: whether to meet a swift end, or a prolonged one. These are the guilty and punished.

Squeezed into a dark corner, an individual of interest is curled into the fetal position. That individual is you. As the finality of the situation descends upon you, thoughts coalesce.

Who are you?
(A) I am a product of my upbringing, I learned what my parents taught.
(B) I was manufactured, and my warranty is not yet void.
(C) What people saw, I became. The mirror is haunted by a stranger.
(D) Pick me apart, and you’ll find everyone I’ve ever known.

What justification do you give?
(1) I colored outside the lines. It’s a forgivable mistake, but no one forgives repeat offenders.
(2) Misfortune often forces people to confront what they had always believed.
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No. 1129471 ID: ce8213

well, if you aren't in any danger, might as well see how she's doing
she'll probably freak out, if she isn't unconcious
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No. 1129476 ID: 70f58a

>>1129470
No blood trail from the kitchen. So that wound was not caused there, or it was a minor wound that they kept from bleeding much until now.
If you have any medical training this would be a good time to use it. If not, ask if there's a medic on board. Actually, one-handed medical care is pretty bad so you probably shouldn't try to help directly. Go find someone that can help.
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No. 1130126 ID: 581f5d

Ask those folks what just happened.
Do we ready in case they turn hostile. If Roderick is anything to go by, these guy are mischievous.
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No. 1130128 ID: 70f58a

Wait, is that two Rodericks?
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No. 1130359 ID: 101e93

They aren't screaming for a doctor. Quickly sneak up behind one and either knock them out or chokehold. Take them hostage and force the other to back off.


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1070829 No. 1070829 ID: 0fbdcd hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

The sequel to Decompressed: Nuke Ops. If you never read it, or just want a refresher, check it out here: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/981565.html

As before, I am not the artist or writer of this quest; I'm only archiving it from another medium and relaying commands from Questden to the artist.

All art and story credit go to Nine Hyperzine Tripping Engineers.

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:Moxie:: Remember when we could fit inside vents?
:Dirt:: We were eight years old.
:Dirt:: And we still got stuck that one time.
:Grit:: Being stuck in that was almost, but not exactly, what it's like to be eaten by a large snake.
:Savvy:: Never tell me the similarity between anything and being eaten by a snake.
:Moxie:: They should really make those bigger. It's a detecting hazard.
:Savvy:: They did. Maintenance hallways.
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>:Savvy:: That looked like a cult construct. What do we know about those?

:Friz:: She's definitely back there...
:Friz:: Saw something big moving.
:Rogers:: What was it?
:Friz:: Red glow, bulky.
:Rogers:: Angular?
:Friz:: Geometric, even. And multiple glowing spots. "Cult" construct.
:Rogers:: Brewed up dozens of the things back when they got a full head of steam.



:Savvy:: What do we know about that?
:Dirt:: Bloodletter constructs officially don't exist.
:Dirt:: Unofficially...
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No. 1129437 ID: 467a91

I mean... you *could* ask :chaplain: about it. Is that a good idea, or is the Unofficial Company Protocol Guide just offering the safest option that would please the investors? You sure can't go in there without it tearing you to shreds.

...right?


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1109374 No. 1109374 ID: 5dd6e5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Another night.
Another strange dream.

A continuation, this time.
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No. 1111210 ID: beac14

You could use a bath, I forgets the last time you got an opportunity. Hopefully the briefing doesn't need charts.
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No. 1111277 ID: b8bff8

It's called parallel work and it's efficient. If she briefs you after you bath you're doing work in sequence and you're losing valuable time that you could be using to put plans in motion. Let her brief you while you bathe
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No. 1112205 ID: 529163

>>1111277
They make a good point boss, it's efficient, and you demonstrate your trust in her.

(Caught up on DiveQuest at last! First time contributing to one of these, I hope I'm doing it right.)
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No. 1129386 ID: ebdc47

A bigger deal to consider with being connected with a deity is that it is unfathomable in thinking and morality. And that there is a possibility it is influencing you without you realizing it (think marionette happily dancing its jig).

What if this being manipulates you, or worse, demands outright, that you commit a supernatural atrocity? Something that aligns with your goals but you as a person would vehemently oppose?

What if the deity decides that you need to be offed like Red Fang was?

We've seen firsthand that a deity is able to inflict punishments worse than death (arguably). What if your protector of the weak decides it smite 'the strong' on a scale of nations?
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No. 1129387 ID: ebdc47

Let's not forget some truly outstanding coincidences that occurred around Muschio.

Such as him accidentally burning down an entire town via an unlikely domino effect of events.

Or how a person he buried alive is now one of his most trusted allies.

Divinity hanging over Muschio might be literally manifesting these coincidences.

It's also possible that most visions are the divinity doing the equivalent of 'Look what I did!' to Muschio.


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1128153 No. 1128153 ID: 35d66b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

I've been feeling uninspired lately, so I'm starting a quick-to-die gibberish quest to hopefully get me out of my funk.
The quality will be low.
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HRK wanders into the radio station.
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Woman: "hello and welcome to the city public radio station... what can i do for you."

What can she do for you?
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No. 1129058 ID: 94d85e

You need to get in the studio. Tell her you're the guest for the next show and you're running late.
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No. 1129061 ID: ce8213

Tell her you're here for the audition.
And be suave
I mean ssssssuave
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No. 1129067 ID: d9edf9

>>1129061
Yesssss
Sssplendid


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1127753 No. 1127753 ID: bdf77c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

>Will contain some 18+ elements.

Previous Thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/782170.html

Discussion Thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/109181.html
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No. 1128892 ID: b4c241

>>1128886
Animal videos! Building a birdhouse is interesting, but you might get too absorbed into it when you're just trying to pass time. The spooky ghost video looks like a clue to something we shouldn't worry about at the moment. Cute animals are always fun.

But also set a timer first if you've got one. That way you can be sure you won't be late.
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No. 1128894 ID: 0404f2

the ghost video will either be AI slop which might be good for a laugh, a shitpost which could be good for a laugh, or maybe someone saw your robber. If the video isn't to long maybe give it a peek and we'll let you know if it's the same guy that we saw last night or not. Then maybe the bird house video if for no other reason then to give yourself something to think about throughout the day that won't give you stress.
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No. 1128896 ID: bed802

Ghost videos feel like they will help the most with the current mystery.
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No. 1128900 ID: ec68a1

I am not trying to force you to do anything that you are not comfortable doing. But on the other hand I believe that having someone to talk with other then us might be beneficial to you psychological well-being. You talk differently to your family and to your friends. I just want to see you happy and not worried all the time, you deserve better than what you are getting right now.
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No. 1128902 ID: c31a69

animal videos. You deserve to chill with cute aminals and not concern ourselves about the robber.


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944457 No. 944457 ID: 4075a1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Welcome
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No. 1072643 ID: 918cdb

Use a preocuppied but understanding tone: "You... think armed conflict can't be avoided?"

If she means something else, something aimed at you, well... get angry. You are just a young little preceptor trying to help and she blames you instead. Play that up.

And uh... did you cast an Eye on Gazeti at some point? Casting a distracting illussion on our present company may be warranted soon, I feel.
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No. 1072649 ID: 8f9bc4

Does she know you were dreading having to manage her insipid scheme? That's about the only thing related to Silver which you totally didn't act on, while some random monster conveniently removed your loose end's entire hand.

Does she know it's you who uh... totally didn't do any of that stuff?

Otherwise you've been nothing but genuine to her. Does she not believe your Martinets have been fused to the wall? That's what you wanted her help with, right? Does she think you're hiding the fact that the toilers are revolting, due to overzealous labor extraction on part of the mongers? Because I think she can see that from all the collapsed mines. She doesn't know you have an eye on her, does she?
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No. 1128486 ID: 60438e
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> Does she know you were dreading having to manage her insipid scheme? That's about the only thing related to Silver which you totally didn't act on, while some random monster conveniently removed your loose end's entire hand.
I can’t imagine she does.
…
It’s ridiculous to even consider. How would she even know?
………
Unless… could she already have spies among the mercenaries? No, that’s silly. I only just learned of their location how would she have embedded a spy? Regardless, it’s not even been an hour since I switched my eye from the toiler to the valkin. Even if Silver had managed to infiltrate their ranks to learn what happened to her patsy and assuming the spy would be aware of why she would matter at all there hasn’t been enough time for her to receive that information. It’s conceivable through magic but again I can only conclude ‘no’. I certainly don’t watch through her eye very often but I’ve never seen even a hint that she’s dabbled in such heresy with her own hands or through an intermediary. It would be too big a weakness if Steel learned of it and wanted to depose her. Maybe-

>Otherwise you've been nothing but genuine to her. Does she not believe your Martinets have been fused to the wall?
Genuine is a bit strong of a word but-

>That's what you wanted her help with, right? Does she think you're hiding the fact that the toilers are revolting, due to overzealous labor extraction on part of the mongers?
No, I-

>Because I think she can see that from all the collapsed mines. She doesn't know you have an eye on her, does she?
Quiet!
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No. 1128536 ID: 847683

>>1128486
Im torn over you.
I admire your abandoned goal to tear this place down, i even admire just aiming to gain your own freedom.
But, im not happy about poor asher.
That said, theres more than you to blame for how it went.

There is something ive noticed were significantly better than you at.
Maybe its because were not trying to keep so many plates spinning, but we havent missed any words like you do when lip reading through your eyes.

Oh, and your faith in numbers over technology is, unfortunately, as naive as your dream of tearing down the mountain.
Weapons are called force multipliers for a reason.
And it gives asymettrical warfare a distinct advantage.
The tip of their spear will be small enough to slip into places larger forces would falter and be murderously sharp, so to speak.
I dont say this to cause you undue distress. Well.
Maybe a little, because im still grumpy about asher, but not much.

In the same way your dream of tearing down the mountain was tempered by experience into something more acheivable...
Right now, you are as inexperienced in facing weapons like these as younger self was the realities of life in your mountain.
And, its worth remembering, technology develops with the pace of a rockslide, especially under the motivation of war.
Little bits at first, a percievable quicker slide of larger things... then before you can react a rumble and youre crushed.
Well, worth considering, eh?
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No. 1128558 ID: 581f5d

>>1128536
No dice. Been trying to convince this fella to change his mind about his deeds and self all morning.
So far, he is deciding whether his stance should be "I don't care" and "Maybe I should start hating that Asher girl since you won't shut up about her."

C'est la mort, or whatever it is they say.

So!
I suppose we should discuss strategy with Silver on what to do while we wait for the Preceptors to gather.
Also, probably check back on what Steel and Haddik are doing right now, if we have the time.

>my mo- mentor.
D'awww! You almost said it.
Let's hope she feels the same way.
Who knows, she may even arrange for your exile instead of your execution if you get caught!


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1111305 No. 1111305 ID: 681cb5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

A Kobolds adventure to become the mightiest of wizards!
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No. 1127438 ID: 847683

>>1127339
And ifcwe have new axe.
Then have old axe.
changing one item into another?
Magic!
Grem transmogrificate!
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No. 1128245 ID: 681cb5
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>Wait!!! Kobblav said he wanted an axe that was old and well used!
OH NO! Grem axe is too good! But how will Grem make new axe into old axe? Grem rather not wait for it to be old like elder kobold.
>We use axe on wood. Wear axe down. Then get old looking axe and wood for trading!
But axe is heavy and Grem is tiny. Grem not made to cut wood, Grem made to eat moss and be mighty wizard. Also, making new axe into old axe take long time, Grem not have long time.

>We have one more easy step in our trading chain. We need to find someone with a worn down axe, and give them a free upgrade!
Yay! Trade axe for axe! Easy! Now Grem just need to find someone with old axe to trade…
>Changing one item into another? Magic! Grem transmogrificate!
Gremogrification! Grem already named Wizard Grems greatest magic. Now Grem just need to learn magic.

If Grem will trade then Grem need stall, and lucky for Grem Grem already has Grem stall called Grems’s Grem stall for Grem. Yay! Grem will now trade new axe for old axe, as well as friend rocks and moss for shiny. Kobolds love friend rocks and moss.


>While waiting can pick flowers and make a hair garland. Girls like those right?
But flowers not like getting put in water. Makes them sad. Merman do not want to give sad flowers to Mergal. Grem have to find other thing Mergal want. Thing that likes going in water. Or at least indifferent to water.
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No. 1128249 ID: e04810

Hmm. Maybe we can find an old axe rather than waiting for one to come to us. Maybe go to the woods and look for someone to trade with?
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No. 1128252 ID: ce8213

OH! wait important step for being a magic guy, disguise! Grem needs a disguise like some kind of mossy forest spirit so they can go to where the humans are using axes to trade new for old. Cause humans that use axes are the ones who most need new axe. And they know not to make forest spirits angry so they can't say no.
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No. 1128329 ID: 5d97cd

Time for the stocks of Grem to rise. With this brilliant business plan soon Grem will rule the world!


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1126586 No. 1126586 ID: ec9127 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Hey, before we begin, thanks for coming and if you need a refill there’s ginger ale and Dr. Yipp in the mini fridge.

Ahem

Out in a lonely system, orbiting a common Class-K star floats the Great Station Zub. A monument to many technological advancements, with many papers written and awards given over its engineering. A beacon of unity, years of negotiations were had, treaties were signed and ratified, and cooperative hopes realised to bring both the station and it’s following peace to life. A dream of a utopia and taking those steps towards a better future for all.
Of course, there were cracks in the dream before even the first ink dried. Corners were cut to save time and money, ulterior interests were prioritised in exchange for handling expenses, and exceptions to rights were carved out in the fine print.

It would be tragic if the tale wasn’t so common.

And so it is with this backdrop we find our spacefarers, (sorry, spacefarer). Currently a nobody living on the Great Station for reasons not even they fully know. Will they achieve a great destiny, or will they find comfort in their own purpose.


Okay, since this is a new game system, I was thinking I’d roll the character for you. I just want to avoid overwhelming and info dumping as much as possible. Got a lot of tables here that we’ll be rolling on and maybe down the line you can create something from scratch once we’re both comfy with the rules. I was also planning on holding off on explaining some of the core mechanics until we get to our first Dice Check. If you really want me to go over it right away I can but for now the main gist is that you’re going to be automatically succeeding at most checks and it’s more about mitigating and recovering damage from doing so.

And with that, let’s roll some bones!
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No. 1128194 ID: 3836ed

Look for random tools that might be floating around and snatch them up. Trying to look busy would be good here, and having something to hold would work very well for our cover.
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>Go get that job!
>Go to Mx Stibbs office and check whether they're actually in there or not.
You decide to go ahead and try to get a job from Mx. Stibbs. Following the directions you recieved, you go down the hallways first a right, then a left and another left, you head up, and then backtrack because you were supposed to take a down. With that, you find yourself in a dead end with several doors with names on them. Some even have over-wrought titles, however either Stibbs hasn’t bothered putting it’s title up on their door or they haven’t been in this office for long enough. Regardless, you knock on the door and it automatically slides open, seemingly set to allow for visitors.

The room inside is rather dimly lit, with just a couple of work lamps dutifully lighting only their respective stations. There is a undiscernable scent in the air, of solvents, cleaners, and particulates circulating around before getting picked-up by the overworked filter unit. Floating at the other end of the room from you is a pyramidal frame with balled points. Almost like a model of some sort of molecule. Inside the pyramid shape is a soft glowing cloud that ebbs and flows about, dimming and brightening, contracting and expanding on some unknown whims. Descending out of the cloud and below the pyramid structure is what appears to be a clear, glove-like appendage with four fingers wrapped around a heavy looking wrench. While the whole of the creature doesn’t react towards you, the large tool is swung in your direction upon you entering the workshop.
“Who the fuck are you?” They demand.
It’s a bit hard to describe it’s voice. It sounds... large. Like there’s a giant creature in the room trying it’s best to speak at a volume that won’t destroy your eardrums and only slightly succeeding. It’s irritated and impatient tone only amplifying it’s presence of sp
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No. 1128244 ID: ce8213

Start with your best guess at a salute.

Tell them that you're here for work. The kind no one else wants to do. You know your place in the pecking order, and that's at the bottom, but dammit, you'll make it work. Also you're available immediately and at all hours. And you can bite anyone they think has it coming.
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No. 1128246 ID: 0c3e23

"Okay, first of all, cool your jets, dude. That kind of behavior might be acceptable in whatever fourth dimensional higher realm you're from, but on this station there is etiquette."

"I am an outside contractor specializing in cybersecurity. Admin got a threat that there'd be some sort of attack and wanted some outside help to bulk up the firewalls"
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No. 1128267 ID: 553635

They have a hand! Hold yours out and await vigorous handshake. Maybe even roll a strength check to see if you can give a good grip. Everyone knows that a good handshake is essential to getting that job.


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1127473 No. 1127473 ID: 89e385 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Fast-Paced Updates, Only One Week! (Or Until Landi's Camera Battery Runs Out)

Takes Place Shortly After Fairy College: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1093931.html

Lazy Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy
Art & Writing By Donut
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No. 1127745 ID: ce8213

do the predator hand shake meme!
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GymBunni: You horny beggars so needy

FairlyTallErrant: Oh she doin ittttt

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-Rocio: "Just a quick peek!"

CAMERA OFF

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GymBunni: That's all for now! Bye bye! <3

FairlyTallErrant: Bye nerds
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No. 1127791 ID: 7c601f

Anyone else wanna take off their pants?
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No. 1127792 ID: 847683

>>1127755
OooOOooh
Cheeky!
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No. 1128137 ID: 1704f7

Also, which of the remaining girls, if any, wanna have dicks here?


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1096080 No. 1096080 ID: 08229c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Threads: https://questden.org/wiki/Audit_Quest
Support the author: https://ko-fi.com/calalen

This is a NSFW chapter!

My name is Mary.

I own a dungeon.

Not by choice, mind you. I was forced into this when the previous owner placed a curse on me after I tried to audit him. Now I'm the ruler of this place.

I am currently very sick...

This was also not by choice. As I drift into a fevered dream there is but one thing on my mind...

Boobs. Literally. I can't breath.

Is this how I die....?
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No. 1127598 ID: 418a0e

If they’re going to side with Sophie they’d better give her the broken Curi core soon before Warrior gets hungry.
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No. 1127607 ID: 56db77

Did, did the Dungeon Master defeat those slimes by unbirthing them!?
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No. 1127630 ID: 88c284

For the encounter, I think the adventurers could use a humorous section, having to hide the lewdness from the more innocent slimes lest they face Sophie's wrath and/or tears. We could simultaneously put them in more and more embarrassing situations as the encounter progresses to make the encounter tougher, using the slime in and on everyone as a catalyst.
Also, is the warrior slime change permanent? Toggled? No matter what, I suspect it's relevant to Dungeoneer's interests.
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No. 1128125 ID: a10c74

>>1127545
Lewd, horny or generally non-sfw actions in the presence of the smol slimes will result in penalties for the entire party.
Not sure what kind of penalties, but such actions shall not be permitted infront of those innocent eyes!
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No. 1128135 ID: b4c241

>>1127545
I've got an idea for a hazard. The mud is subtly animated and gradually accumulates on their bodies as they go through it; if there's too much on them when they gwt attacked by another monster, it will harden into clay restraints that leave them at the monster's mercy. There are vines for them to climb out of the mud slime, which stays attached to the ground if they successfully raise themselves... but there are also fake vines that are actually tentacles, and if they climb one of those, the tentacles will grapple and grope them instead.

>>1127630
>>1128125
Not sure it's wise to make a challenge out of avoiding lewdness in front of little slimes. A challenge means a chance of failure, and that means a risk of exposing innocent slimes to inappropriate imagery.

But it could work if we made it something like Sophie being shy and not wanting them to get too horny around her before she trusts them. She will reward them with sex after her quest, but she'll also want to bind them during the scene unless they've been on their best behavior, with lewder behavior earning heavier bondage.

And it would be even more fun with someone trying to sabotage them, maybe as a prank on Sophie, maybe to protect her by "revealing the adventurers' true nature". Which of our characters would do that?


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1055459 No. 1055459 ID: 15a025 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

DO NOT FILE!
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No. 1127399 ID: fd169b

the perfect time to go get what you need to win at golf; pants in a terribly loud tartan and one of those Scottish hats with the little puffball
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No. 1127436 ID: 847683

>>1127399
I was pondering what to do, but i suddenly have to see a deer dressed in those items.

Uh.
Can we change the time on the computer while everyone is watching the shot resolve?
Did we try that once?
Dam,it.
I can only think in tartan now.
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No. 1127629 ID: 2cbba1

Replace his club with a puter
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No. 1127723 ID: 06a3f3

Take his glasses! He can't be seen without his glasses! He will have to concede the match.
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No. 1127724 ID: 89e385

>>1127723
Yes this


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1126632 No. 1126632 ID: dd0d8e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

After endless nights, is there anywhere else?
A short Vampire: The Masquerade quest.
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No. 1127433 ID: b4c241

>>1127410
No need to be crude and use mind control on our first meeting. We've made our power move by sampling her wine before complying with her request. Now she knows that you control the pace of this conversation and your niceties are a courtesy to be earned rather than an obligation to be expected.

Shake Her Hand. Compliment her on the novel taste of the drink her establishment has given us, and look forward to seeing what other exotic delicacies a woman of her stature can provide. Or something else to subtly convey your dissatisfaction with the wine, while making it seem like we're flattering her rather than insulting her.

...Was that wine or blood we just drank? You said "vitae" earlier and the drink is meant for vampires, but you called it wine now. But most vampires can't enjoy human foods like you can. What did she serve us?
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No. 1127437 ID: bfea63

You've left her hanging long enough, shake her hand.
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No. 1127468 ID: fd169b

Shake her hand
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No. 1127472 ID: 7d9dfb

Shake her hand. There are all sorts of remote possibilities that she's of surprisingly low generation or is using some other discipline or thaumaturgy or... whatever. There always are. For someone to use such powers without strong purpose is an admission of weakness and insecurity in itself, and so too is it to show constant fear of such things. Display courage. As for what to say, introduce yourself, and see if you can tilt things towards getting some gossip (she seems like the sort to love showing what she knows). A place like this is one the social and political unlife tends to flow through, so it's likely the closest you'll get to hearing of anything new or interesting or disturbing going on.
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No. 1127522 ID: 53f758

Shake her hand, and we can mesmerize her just a little. Just in a “whatever you’re scheming won’t work” kind of way. Make her do something mundane, like putting her hands on her head. We’re not so much exerting the control we have over the situation, moreso informing her that she’s wrong to assume she has the control over the situation that she thinks she does. If she tries a stunt like that a second time, *then* we can toy with her as we please~


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[18+, NSFW]

This story is about a neumono that spontaneously becomes a Queen, and their journey with the trials and tribulations of creating and supporting their own Hive. Given the nature of being a neumono monarch, sex may figure in somewhere. Full update pictures will likely be rare.

Content Warnings:
Potential graphic sex, impregnation, violence, injury, mind control, medical procedures, unpleasant social situations, and all the messed up stuff that neumono society can get up to.
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No. 1127009 ID: 041814

You need to make a List.
List out what everybody needs, and List out what everybody can do.

I suspect half of your hive members individual problems would dissappear easily... the OTHER half however, will take the help of yourself and the whole hive.
Also, you can't really choose what do do if you don't know what it is you need to do, could they give some amount of description?
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No. 1127013 ID: 70f58a

We don't have a clear idea of urgency, so go in order of who was mentioned. Kiara, Nellie, and so on. First come first serve.

>delegate?
Sounds like Nellie is gonna do some surveying, considering she brought it up, but she'll need some help to get it done in any decent timeframe.
We need to know who needs help, who's stable, and who's well off. We can *ask* for those in good situations to donate what they can so those who need help can get it, but we need to make sure they don't wind up needing help afterwards due to donating too much; that's not productive. Plus we can't demand a certain amount of tribute or whatever, that'll breed resentment.
We can consider giving the more-wealthy members some manner of compensation for donations. Not sure exactly what though. Authority can't be determined by wealth... priority on making requests of the Queen, maybe? There will be a waiting list at some point, I expect.
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No. 1127018 ID: fd169b

delegate information gathering; what housing and jobs are available.

meanwhile you'll be listening to your hive's problems. ordinarily this would be done as they arise but since you're so new its necessary to prioritize. Have those with issues make a list, so you can see what needs addressing first. But you will get to all of it when you can.
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No. 1127022 ID: f95bfc

Sounds like it's time for the queen to hold court. :P

One backup option is that, with this many people, you could probably BUILD a house in comparatively short order. You would still need materials and a place to build it, though, and it doesn't solve the food problem. But an empty plot of land MIGHT be cheaper to buy than one with housing already on it. I guess construction experience is one thing to look for when you take a census of everybody's resources and skills. Notably, with your diverse backgrounds, seems like you're more likely to have *somebody* with whatever skill you might need, and can teach it to others.
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No. 1127457 ID: 60438e

It would be a good idea to set some people on organizing a census. Informal but besides being rogues and having an interest in theater you still don't really know these people. They are certainly bringing baggage but they are also (hopefully) bringing a diverse assortment of skills. If there's any overlap you might be able to put together working groups. For example, maybe a few of your new hivemembers have experience building homes. If you just need to obtain land and not an already made compound then you might be able to save on a potential cost. Your hive should provide as many resources to solve your problems as they do problems themselves.


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It has been 25 years since the fall of the Kindgom of Magespring. The Hoard King has risen to power in the Vast Lands, where all valuable magical resources enter and do not escape. A Hero's Party has been created to defeat the Hoard King and restore magic to the world....

But that's none of your business. You're a fresh-faced green-eared adventurer trying to make a name for yourself.

Create Mage.

Pick a Species:
A) Neumono
B) Rabbitfolk
C) Tigerfolk
D) Kobold
E) Ramfolk
F) Vulpin

Pick an Uncommon Class:
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No. 1127292 ID: ec9127

>Something doesn't feel right.
Maybe it's your dick?

Start checking the nearest hole
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No. 1127293 ID: fd169b

take a walk around the room, see if you hear or smell anything in any of the holes or tunnels.
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No. 1127294 ID: b4c241

>>1127290
Ah, that was a nice slime. Good friend, we'll remember this well. But enough about that! We've got other holes to explore. Holes and bulges. What can we tell just by looking?

Some of these look like they've got eves on them. Could they already be animated?
Those particularly large dirt mounds aren't completely closed. If they lead to a place that our little thief uses regularly, it makes sense to leave a hole in them for ease of access.
Is it the holes in the walls that have us on edge? That's a good place to watch this room and prepare an ambush.
What about the ceiling? Anything up there?

If our eyes won't help us, then it's time to sniff out an answer. Whatever was buried here recently is sure to have left a fresh scent trail behind!
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No. 1127295 ID: 89e385

>>1127293
This
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No. 1127345 ID: 553635

ask your ~~loyal penis guard~~ loincloth on what to do


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[NSFW] For Nudity, Sexual Themes and Gore.
A group of Bloodeians Kobolds worshiping the fallen draconic goddess Blood Mother attempt to rebuild their fallen home.

The story takes place in a custom world, with some elements and lore taken from Rimworld.
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1108073

Then her thoughts went black, as Grey passed out, her legs collapsing, as her body hit the rocky ground hard, then there was silence, except the tweeting of birds in the canopy.

………..

You feel a familiar warm presence smothering you..
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No. 1108075 ID: d30887

[Rush E played from a thousand dog whistles attached to butts]

Everyone come up with weirder cacophonies before Grey is eaten by a roaming monster!
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No. 1108107 ID: 6c233e

Oh no Gray! Ah we have to get help! Can anyone hear us?
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No. 1108342 ID: 2f41db

>>1108073
Grey mother?!?

If we cant move her with our cacophony, then we should try to move ourselves and fetch help.
The child that stole our name is an eager vessel but that doesnt mean theyre a viable one.

More noise for the moment, but ready to reach out to a willing or pliable mind.
We cannot become orphans again so swiftly.
We cannot lose her.
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No. 1127244 ID: d30887

...Grey?


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"Fifteen minutes. Possibly Twenty."

A deep, resonant voice is talking.

"Behind the door. Maybe in the closet if they were a little guy."

Your face is resting against a vividly patterned but stale and stained old carpet. It's been cleaned but whatever is in there is here to stay.

A half smoked cigarette is next to you.

"I suppose they could have been in the dinette or the washroom if they were slick enough."

There is a spot of blood nearby.

A streetcar bell sounds. The room is dim. The sun is going down.
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1127127

>>1114533
You demonstrate as clearly as you think you can to Sala that you fundamentally weaker than her.

You crouch down and wrap your arms around her knees.

"See? Watch this."

You strain with all your might to budge the troll blooded woman but to no avail. Which would be perfect.

Unfortunately, her stockings prove slicker than you expected and as you straighten your legs and push, instead of remaining immobile, your hands glide up her legs and you end up gripping her backside like someone was going to steal it from you.

Sala is staring straight forwards for what feels like 30 seconds but is probably less than 3. Her head stays forward, but her widened eyes shift down to you.

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Sorry for the delay and weird art. New set up experimentation. I understand if you need to re-read the whole story at this point.
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No. 1127128 ID: 847683

>>1127127
"See? Itd only get more embarrassing from here. Youre a lady. Aint dignified bein lifted in a shortskirt with gams like that."

Gotta make her feel like shes the dame she is pal.
She is, but i guess shes a bit self conscious about being strong. Thinkin its all unfeminine like.
Shes wrong and all, but that aint the kind of baggage you can smoothe talk her into puttin down no matter how gifted your gab.

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(Worry not. Good to see you back. Art still good too.)
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No. 1127136 ID: 94d85e

Back away slowly, gently dust off her skirt.
Uhhh. Yep. Can't get a good grip. See? Now it's her turn.
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No. 1127139 ID: 5b2941

>>1127127
gonna need a smoke after that
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No. 1127201 ID: 1704f7

If you have a raging bonheur at this point, hide it and try to see how she reacts to your hands being where they currently are, because that's potential for plauseable deniability


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A Quest about Being out of Place

Reality shudders,
stutters,
skips
and where nothing had been,
there are now two Agents.
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No. 1126060 ID: 70f58a

>>1126053
Well someone fucked up and brought us back to the Agency without a body.
Not much we can do in that case is there? I guess you can TRY to do something... Like talk, or move, or open your eyes.
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No. 1126068 ID: 63709c

Wow look, nothing

The Agency really needs to find something to offer agents between missions. I assume they're just hemorrhaging talent. Crunch is a terrible way to run a business. At least get a break room in here, some snacks, maybe a Foosball table
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No. 1126074 ID: 847683

>>1126053

Hm.
I know that symbol.
The letter writer.
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No. 1126076 ID: 70f58a

>>1126074
...you're right! That means it's the girl, right? Which means... she snuck into the Agency somehow? Maybe she's the one that sent the grenade, even.

We need to go after her.
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No. 1126095 ID: 66de4b

>>1126053

There’s nothing you can taste, nothing you can see, nothing you can hear, nothing you can feel, and you do not even know who you are.


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1124861 No. 1124861 ID: 923364 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

there are sinners here. your job is to save them. come forth.
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No. 1125907 ID: c88218

Close thedoor she's SLEEPING
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No. 1125911 ID: 70f58a

>>1125899
Try to calm her down, but close the door first so she can't stab you.
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No. 1125914 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1125907
>>1125911
Ah yes, a sound compromise.

Seize control of the door, and thus the situation. Remember to keep your ankles out of slashing range.
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No. 1125918 ID: b4c241

>>1125899
This girl is trapped and afraid. She will not harm you if you do not attack. Step away from the doorway and speak to her, convince her that you are a protector, not a threat.

"Ah, good, you're awake? Do you need help? What happened here?"

This will show concern for her well-being and let her know that you are not with those who harmed her.
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No. 1126042 ID: 847683

>>1125918
Agreed fully.
Slow movements.
Introduce yourself, but keep it brief and simple.

We dont need to worry too much because we are strong and can overpower her, byt getter to deescalate.


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