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1059979 No. 1059979 ID: 5df5d5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 1076669 ID: 83d61e

Tell Eade you woke up late, you havent done that yet.
How much time is 8912 clicks? In terms of, say, the average time between system updates? Just to get a feel for how long that it.
No. 1076673 ID: 0bf2fd

Hell naw!

We need to close this up and put up multiple temporary layers around it to isolate it.

After that, we can send in proxies to probe it, but only after we have isolated it.

Ofc, there is no telling what may have already made its way in, but quarantining the area will both prevent more from getting in, and also keep anything from getting out.

It may also be a good idea to set up automated measures to block, record, and trace any potential attempts to enter or leave through the breach. This shouldn't be too hard as you know where the breach is, just have it record and deny any requests that go through or reference the breached area.

Set up multiple quarantine layers so that after the quarantine is set up, we can slowly work through the affected data layer by layer, making sure it is clean and reintegrating it while shrinking down the quarantined area. Ideally this would lead to restoring all of the data and leaving only the breach quarantined. Just make sure the layers are thick as fuck, with multiple redundant security measures. The final layer should flat-out block any and all incoming and outgoing data through the hole, at least for the time being.
No. 1076708 ID: dd3fe0


Don't go in, call it in first!

Also, they could've driven a V3 Bike into the wall. It depends on which 'inside a computer' aesthetic we follow, for what the hypothetical bike would look like!
No. 1076711 ID: f2320a

Ead is prime otganic stock in form optimal for replication and storage but what does it reprisent
No. 1076728 ID: ff051a

Weren't you supposed to be an Intrusion Analyst? It's time to do your job! A job which you always take very seriously, right? Analyze this intrusion by going through the hole. You must do this. This is your hole. It was made for you.

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1034777 No. 1034777 ID: 8483cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Attention, duelists! It’s time for a massively multiversal Questden card tournament!

The quest will follow the duelists of Group A in their quest to win the grand prize: their heart’s deepest desire, to be granted by the host of the tournament.

Group A’s Duelists
Name, Author, Quest Title, Wiki Link)
- Lady Serah Kensington, Donut, Lazy Fairy, https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy
- Enid Anderson and Franklin, Himitsu, Perpetuity, https://questden.org/wiki/Perpetuity
- The Mystery Duelist, Clockwork Seal, ???, https://questden.org/wiki/ClockworkSeal
- Carl Marks, tippler, Good Impression/Girl Talk/STAY INSIDE https://questden.org/wiki/Good_Impression

- Companionship (and Attendants), Donut, Mosaic, https://questden.org/wiki/Mosaic

Many thanks in advance to all the guest artists providing card art and depictions of duelists!
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No. 1076657 ID: a7a180

Jek sweep!
No. 1076658 ID: 3ea497

For clarification: Jekesson gains 500 DEF per kid he's fighting along with. Germ is the one that gains extra ATK when he is with other lizards.

HR stands for Helpful Resources in the simulation and it's been played in the cibercafé next door.
No. 1076661 ID: 7543e9

I think Germ is out of the question, even if you manage to get some good dragons, that defense is too low at this point of the game
Jek seems good but a species-swap effect or straw and warwick putting any child to defend means he's done for
I'd say go for Dusty,very good base stats and defense, and if she survives you'll get the ball rolling again next turn
No. 1076712 ID: b6ec4d

Okay, I swear I already voted here, but I guess I didn't submit it?

This decision seems pretty easy. Jekesson and Germ both require setup to surpass Dusty, but you can't really afford that right now. And even if it is unlikely, Jek wven introduces an additional loss condition if Strawberi can get a child type character. Dusty's stats are the most consistent, and they're high enough to pumch over Njar to get rid of the Feather Duster. Dusty is the play.
No. 1076715 ID: e51896

Go dusty and have them eat our dust... but not literally our dusty, i meant dust as in... forget it, just play Dusty.

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1062275 No. 1062275 ID: 08229c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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The first bite refreshes me. I can feel my mind wake and I'm aware of myself once more.

But, the meat is sour. It is from an emergency stash. One that I would only use as a last resort.
And this is definitely a last resort. Parts of me are still splattered all over the place. Another tick and I've have become one of the feral lost ones.

It's gross. A brain from some forgotten place. A building where those who were deemed unfit for society were kept. Still, with half of my own head blown off I don't really have much of a choice, do I?

I ward off the sour taste and focus on healing. My own brain starts to restore, along with my head, my face.

I'll have to get a new eye again.
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No. 1076408 ID: 273c18

Ooooh. New tech unlocked! If you put that brain part in a body that's actually durable and dangerous, we could use it as another team member. Better focus on the durable quality though since it's going to be hard to give it detailed combat advice. The rat might still have some use though. Either as a disposable bomb delivery device or a scout, depending on how well it follows detailed instructions, and if it can communicate back in any way.

Anyway, tell the twins you can control it, and demonstrate by making it do a headstand.

Rat: Do a headstand.
No. 1076412 ID: d06299

You'll be a Night-mare! That's pretty cool.

Anyway. Does this make you a psychic? Guess it's got kind of an investment needed. I do think the initial plan won't work if both of us need to order simultaneously, and the others aren't going to like being puppeted. But still, an interesting and useful new trick.
No. 1076413 ID: 3a02c7


Means you/we can give mental commands to ourselves or anyone or thing that has bits of our brain in it. There’s strain to doing so. Maybe it uses magic for this persuasion of the self?

So maybe we can’t protect against the necromancer - we’re still undead - but we might be able to give suggestions you can choose to pick instead of their commands.

If we play that right, you might even trick them into thinking the control magic won’t work on you at all. That should proper terrify them. Or you csn pretend to be under their control and use that to get close.

All that remains is testing it against the repelling charm. Use the test subject - and yourself, for good measure. Move on through, past the effect. If the strain is much, we need to look into ways of lessening it.
No. 1076678 ID: 0bf2fd

You know, if you really really want horse parts, give yourself appropriately sized legs, tail, ears, and unmentionables and call it a day.

Staying bipedal is a must. You can lie down, sit down, easily take stairs, fit in elevators and vehicles, crouch, go prone, etc.
Plus you lose less humanity.
No. 1076679 ID: eb0a9c

Yes to the first no to the second. Remember, sustaining humanity is linked to fetters, such as relationships and obsessions, so by feeding into her horse hobby she loses less humanity than her current bioware.

Well, we know what we're doing for the rest of the week. How much do low-grade brains cost?

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No. 1076551 ID: 273c18

Tell her you have eliminated an intruder, but not before he swapped bodies with Grace. Is there any way they can restore a backup of her body or something?
No. 1076556 ID: e51896

Waaaaaaait a minute:

>It is your first day after all, and you haven’t introduced yourself to anyone yet.

>HR Manager: ”Is that…? Flynn who is that with you?”

we never told anyone, including the HR Manager our name, except to Grace.... How did she know our name was Flynn?
No. 1076567 ID: 3ea497

It's true!

Punch the impostor and make her switch bodies with Grace.
No. 1076568 ID: 8f9bc4

> leave it to Beaver!

Whatever we do, resist the urge to trade otter puns with her. Resist. Just calmly and collectedly tell her what's the motter.
No. 1076580 ID: f2cf5a

HR usually knows who's who because they're the ones that usually have a say, if not the final say, on who's hired or fired. That said, no harm in bluffing and seeing if they know that fact or not.

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1065921 No. 1065921 ID: d379a4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Arthur Seiles, an Acalanoid immigrant, arrives in a town upon New Years celebrations. Mostly reply-driven, meant for a large amount of worldbuilding in the Eroxian universe. A fantasy quest that could take nearly any turn, as readers decide what Seiles does in town and what career he takes.
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The necromancer talk certainly disturbs me, yet even worse is that... these people, this city, the country of Seftacra, they...
I think I'm going to be sick. My sight gets blurry with tears.
You wouldn't understand, any of you, but...
Dragons *cannot* be harmed. It's fundamental in almost every culture, fundamental maybe even in the functions of this entire world, that dragons are one of the few species considered sacred and untouchable by ANY mortal affairs! After all the secrets they shared with us, after all the infrastructure they helped to build, after all the technological advancements they told us we could and helped us make, purely out of their own kindness, and this is how Seftacra and Aicet repaid them!?

Get back up. Damn you Arthur, focus!
And focus I do.

These necromancers also seem to be a problem. Anything occult is serious. Things like this can tear down any economy, no matter how strong it is. There's one job opportunity at least, and that would be helping the Aicet military in defending the city.
Back to the task at hand.

The... JOB BOARD is a physical object, something we'll have to find out here in the streets.
I say that we make things simple now. We find this JOB BOARD, gloss over the opportunities, and locate the Grander Brothers establishment. Then, the long day will be over at last.
No. 1073390 ID: e5709d

>Dragons are sacred
I will not deny their part in building and maintaining your civilization, but has it ever occurred to you that idols who, supposedly out of good will, enforce the foundations of society may very well have their own selfish agenda? Just as they lifted you up, they could be holding you back, and you'd never know. Their untouchability means if any of them were corrupted by something, some twisted force beyond mortal comprehension or just decay from old age, they could make random citizens disappear and face no consequences.

As for the willingness to destroy society over paranoia, mortals are a stupid kind of people. Stupid powerful as well.

Necro's more important. It seems killing them is playing into their hands somehow. We need to scout out their operations, see if they're resurrecting after death.
No. 1076433 ID: bffc02
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Huh. I haven't pondered it much before, but it could be true. It *is* true. Oh, but whatever could we do against the politicians, the aristocrats, the elites? Nothing.
You feel a special kind of despair when you know that a battle can't be won in a satisfying way.
Dragons, out of their own kindness, fed societies the secrets they learned. They taught things that would have taken centuries or millennia to find out.
Some believe they can talk to whatever's beyond life. To the gods of whatever religion is true. To the embodied energy that made the universe.
Fundamentally, we're not allowed to know too much about the scaly beauties. They've told us everything they wanted to, everything they could. The rest of the information we want from them, the fabric of reality always seems to stop us from finding.

The necromancers, that's a new kind of thing to me. I've never heard of cults being so large that they can have an entire city quietly under siege. I'll keep a lookout, like everyone else.

At long last, the precious JOB BOARD is found. There's a bunch of job applications, news articles, and other miscellanea pinned to it.


As all Seftacrans would know by now, Angelina Hayes is the last living sister to celebrity Ezra Hayes, and is the seventh council member and Seftacra representative of the elusive Omnescar security organization. Omnescar first began in 1499, founded to provide formidable machine-based military assistance to the ten countries it represents. When the 7th was appointed to the enclave in Seftacra, she started making her moves in Cicalse, now known to be the most technologically advanced city in all o
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No. 1076436 ID: b3eab7

The reddest writing says "WE WILL KNOW" but I can't decipher the rest.

I'm curious about the clockwork greenery, but I think medical and military will be more serious paths.

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1052796 No. 1052796 ID: fce62b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

((Previous Chapter: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1039664.html ))
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No. 1076214 ID: b3eab7

They were indeed deleted.
No. 1076372 ID: f36708

To: [Labcoat]
There is no need to worry. Aside from the obvious our [boss] is otherwise unharmed.

To [A555EX]:
Y'know? I kinda forgot we could just straight up go to the areas of the planet that are responsible for those functions.
I don't know how useful doing so would be but I imagine we would gain something out of it.
Plus I've always wondered what the insides of a living, functional planet would look like upclose.
Would the [Vocal Cords] be a place where we could be private or is that still TOO public for you to... Manifest?
Though I would say we should do that after we visit [Archivist].
No. 1076378 ID: 5c2013

Oh I deleted them because I am leaving this story It was nice reading it but some one just keeps saying stop it whenever I post on here now so I am done
No. 1076379 ID: 5c2013

if they don't want me here why stay so bye
No. 1076415 ID: fce62b

((Next update has unfortunately been pushed back to the 26th of November. I number of school projects have been assigned all at once, and I'll need the weekend to work on them all.))

((Thank you for everyone who has read/suggested, and sorry for the inconvenience.))

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1064733 No. 1064733 ID: a3c1ba hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You are Puffball.

You are a dragon.

Everything is fine.
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No. 1071530 ID: e5709d

Subtly guide them to the awful truth.
"Oh, we don't eat."
"Yeah, puffball stuffs all our food in her mouth. We want her to."
No. 1071571 ID: f9ee19

so like... It seemed like they were just going along with Sally and John at first, but now I'm thinking they might've bought it wholesale, which is a bit awkward...
No. 1071586 ID: 5fd8a6

Ok the date was fun but this is getting weird.
No. 1071865 ID: ed041d
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Name: Dagan

I Am A: Synthetic Dragon

Seeking: She-Dragon

Looking For: Casual Date, Hangouts, Possible sex?

About Me: I'm a single dragon, something called a "replicant" and largely made of synthetic materials. Advanced construction, super strong, and rather flexible. 6 Feet Tall.

Likes: Other dragons, fire, action games, Music, robots, causing a little bit of mischief

Dislikes: Jackasses, people who don't know how to handle weapons properly, EMPs.
No. 1072610 ID: f2320a

Puffball: "Its a bit like how you guys handle the right and left of the body."
Jhonny: "basically there is a reason why puffball is so round heh". Sally:"she is the stomach of the gang, there is a reason for the ball part of Puffball other then the puffy fur"

Or something like that
Also supporting
Basically living vicariously through others
Makes sense if combined to a extreme degree

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1019446 No. 1019446 ID: 7a1a17 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Unofficial Discussion thread - https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/129715.html
Wiki - https://questden.org/wiki/The_Family_Business
Family Tradition Chapter 1 - https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/372338.html

"Pushing the speech forward? You know I just gave one like right before you invaded right? People are going to start getting ideas. Conspiracy nuts will be coming after me. After you for this."

"We anticipate zis. In fact, we are 'oping for it. Ze sooner we identify problem cases in your city, ze sooner we can form plans that isolate zem from ze populace with minimal damage."
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No. 1074511 ID: 273c18

Er, sorry I meant the other one, the chief.
No. 1076397 ID: fd2dfa
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Right. The chief. When things go south, he'd head to his private armory. He always boasted that even if the whole building collapsed, that would be the one part of the structure left standing. Only one way in, and he could defend that for days! But with what happened, I bet the boss is on a hair trigger.

:nusergei:"Chief...it's Sergei."

No answer.


I knock on the door.

"We don't got time to be fucking around Sergei."


Vidi moves to kick the door in before I can stop her-
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Just like I thought, machine gun fire! Chief had it aimed at the door the moment he heard something.


Still nothing. I dunno if he can hear me over his own gun! That's a damned RR-90! Those things can keep firing as long as you got ammo and I know chief would be sitting on a pile of it!
No. 1076402 ID: eb0a9c

I think he smelled the hegemony uniform and your sister and assumed you were compromised.

Pull Vidian back and keep her from mauling your boss.
No. 1076404 ID: 273c18

Just get away from the door. If the gunfire doesn't stop within 10 seconds then I guess we can just go somewhere else.

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1044452 No. 1044452 ID: ab70bc hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Early autumn is pleasant in Cedar Ridge. Summer's hottest days are behind you and the shade of the Douglas fir trees that blanket the town keep the underbrush cool.

North of the lake that divides the town are sets of woods. Interrupted only by mud roads and storm drains that rarely see use outside of the rainy season. This grove is only a mile from the town's one high school. Frequented by teens and alcoholics alike for bonfire parties that leaves the smell of ash in the air. This far east into Oregon the breeze is warm and sluggish, trapped in by mountain ranges.

From where you stand you can hear when the occasional truck passes through Cedar Ridge's main road. Barely. It helps you keep your facing when you're unsure which way is home.

You are in the north in the outskirts of town.
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No. 1074642 ID: f2320a

Get a snack and drink before bandpractice no point in being hungry
No. 1074668 ID: 8f9bc4


She just had a donut. Something to drink would probably be good though. slurp pond water
No. 1074823 ID: b8d5aa

Don't throw any more rocks. Is Shane there or not? Guessing not, as only his sister came out. But you could check and see, if you could do so without being suspicious. Which seems unlikely at this point.
No. 1074841 ID: f2320a

A donut is barely anything its literally by volume mostly air its the mass of like a golfball or less but yeah good to get a drink a slushy perhaps or it a slurpie in this universe?
No. 1076375 ID: 5ca6b6


Don't throw rocks - smoke 'em.

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1055221 No. 1055221 ID: 1015ea hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Life is dull.
There’s no other way around it.
You’ve worked hard - you’ve contributed to society. But at the end of the day, all you come back to is that same old TV in your livingroom.

An acrid scent lingers in your hovel. You’d say its the same sight you’ve known for years now, but the truth is that the bits of plaster in the back seem to be peeling off more and more every day.

At least you still had your television set.

You had set the damn thing up a while back - a radio transceiver, typically made for logistical workers hauling goods over long distances. Jury-rigging a spare set to act as a television antennae was difficult, but it was better than nothing.
Still, the microphone dangled off the side, the cord twisting and untwisting as you try to navigate to the mildly interesting soap opera you caught the tail-end of last night.
Turning the knob, a picture starts to form, blanketed under a layer of static. For once, it doesn’t sound like a pre-recorded show.
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No. 1075896 ID: e5709d

Hm. The question is, who's it really from?
Davey: Write the following return message
No. 1075897 ID: 273c18

Translating from morse...

It's encrypted. ROT21.
Hrm, what to do with the numbers... well, ROT21 goes back 5 letters in the alphabet, maybe we do the same with each digit? That would be 135950.

What do we do with this information? He's being threatened and someone is watching him, but how is he being watched? It could be the same way you're watching him... Should probably keep the information private for now. If the criminals know he knows the secret message, they might try to eliminate him. They can't do anything to US though. For now, we should try gathering information on it ourselves. Find out who Greywhisker is.

Hmm, ask Daveth what his last name is. If it's NOT greywhisker, and the number doesn't match his address, then that proves the package was not meant for him. If he's found with it, he'll be fine.
No. 1075931 ID: 8f9bc4

Consequences worse than starving to death because you can't get out of your house due to earthquakes? I really don't think this is all that important right now, given the circumstances.

Has he considered uh... doing the drugs?
No. 1076055 ID: 3ea497

Send it back to wherever it was sent from.
If you find you can't send it back, hot potatoe it.

I'm feeling lucky, punk.
No. 1076089 ID: 273c18

Problem is we don't know where it came from. Whoever is involved, they have the postmaster in their pockets so that they can deliver things without a marked address.

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1075029 No. 1075029 ID: 6ccdb2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]


A thinly veiled soul acts in original ways.
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It's true we cannot evacuate the whole capital planet on board the titans, even big as they are, they are military ships not passenger cruise ships with billions of cabins. Although many would fit in to the corridors we would have no way to organize two things at the same time. A refugee ship and a military operation.

I have found out that the best tactic would be build many, maybe a dozen titan class ships and cluster them together firing every direction with size down from biggest capital ship weapons mounted on rotating turrets to the smaller, but still large point defence turrets and having fleets of heavy corvettes cling close to the hull of the titans, not leaving farther than 300 kilometers in case they are starting to nuke, so they can dodge under the powerful shields of the titans, but still defend against smaller shadow ships intending to avoid the big guns, which tear down every bigger ship that comes too close.

What went wrong in the earlier fleet composition was the main focus was on battleships and cruisers, while the smallest ships were quite undefined in fleet numbers and the titans were not emphasized. This is exactly what the enemy exploited.
No. 1075620 ID: b741f1

Well let's start by budling up some shipyards and defenses around Sanaa and maybe look to hire some mercs to shore up the galaxy's in the short turn.

Then you should look into organizing the raid team...
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>The planet lies abandoned, with its nightside infrastructure unlit as I view it from space.
No. 1075799 ID: df2db2

Well that's not ominous at all. Better send down a team to check.
No. 1075864 ID: df2db2

Before that try to hail the whoever is in charge of the planet to get a response.

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1074913 No. 1074913 ID: 3ea497 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

An Asteroid Quest-inspired story, written by someone who never got around to reading the damn thing.

Content warning: contains crude language, crude drawings, off-color humor, inaccurate lore galore and is hosted on Questden, which is even worse.
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No. 1075775 ID: d7dae2

A new lifeform? oh no is he going to create competition for you?
But i say hear him out first atleast, you wouldnt punch a guy with glasses right?
No. 1075777 ID: 3ea497
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“It’s not a Rokoa clone, is it?”, you ask.

“Oh, goodness, no!” the jolly green serpentine exclaims, “Nothing so dangerous, and especially not so unoriginal. Uh, no offense.”

“Whatever,” you shrug.

“Anyway, what I’m looking to create is, as you can probably guess, the ultimate trash mammal. A creature that is made of selected trash elements that can subsist and thrive in among trash matter.”

“If I can create such a creature, I will be able to use it as a basis for a self-sufficient ecosystem that only requires trash as its base food source. I could even go further and apply it as means of safe natural recycling system-wide!”

“I had already being collecting prime matter when you guys began attackin, I know it’s a bit soon for most to return to their lives, but that gives me a great opportunity to search for more materials unmolested, and there is so much more of it now! I’m mostly looking for organic and mineral items that are both large and distinctive enough to trash. A bodyguard like you would be excellent for the job, and there is a nice amount of Zeny in it, too, what do you say?”

Oh, good. He stopped talking.

“How much Zeny?” you ask.
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No. 1075788 ID: 19ea25

Accept: Given the types of trash and given how things are broken down.. All these broken down buildings are considered trash, mineral waste, piping, all such things are worthwhile! Not to mention the stuff within like wood and all that construction material. Lets find the most bombed out area and scavenge.
No. 1075789 ID: 0b594e

accept, at least until he leads you back to his hideout.
No. 1075819 ID: 6e8599

He wants trash? Repeat that idea of his back to him.

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Welcome, Employee #ERROR, to your first day at Robotics Inc Corp Org LLC. As part of our Theoretical Division, your job is to solve the simulated problems presented to you using the tools we provide you.

For each problem, you will be given a list of parts. You may use as many of each part as you want, but you can only use the parts on the list.
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No. 1075496 ID: 0b594e

I mean, if we can use as many gears as we like, then we could stack them horizontally into a staircase. Then baby can just crawl down.
No. 1075512 ID: 0bf2fd

Crush the marble with a pile of gears
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No. 1075517 ID: 8f9bc4

Bribe the child with gears.

"Come down to the ground, child, We have gears for you!"
No. 1075617 ID: 0dae01


This, stack them as a staircase, or make the gears -- they can be any size, right?? -- into a pile like s pile of dirt or sand, such that the baby can crawl or roll down without hurting itself.

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1065388 No. 1065388 ID: 2f7f6e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

[A quest with no plans, no plots, no stakes. Just rat.]

There is nothing. Space and time are in flux, unable to be defined or separated. The universe cries out, and entropy answers. Spontaneous creation of matter stabilizes the chaos.
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No. 1073941 ID: 0bf2fd

Fuck dude, we can just add more things with our godly powers, right?

Just spawn a billion dollars

Spawn Two Clown Masks
No. 1073945 ID: e5709d

Suddenly, your ears burst infinite earwax.
No. 1075489 ID: 2f7f6e
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The rat reminds the plushie that Cabela’s only accepts cash or credit, neither of which they have, and the plushie can’t argue with that. A heist it is, then!

The first step of any good heist is planning and preparation. The rat decides to scout ahead while the plushie tries to find people to recruit. What kind of defenses does this Cabela’s have? Who will the plushie recruit for the team?
No. 1075519 ID: 8f9bc4

The defenses are ALL THE POLICE.
Fortunately, Cabela's is located right next to THE DONUT SHOP. As long as you get your ammo without triggering a SECURITY ALARM they will be far too busy to trouble you.

Recruits? Uh... rat? Plushie should recruit rat. Oh and cat. Plushie should definitely recruit cat. Are there any other characters in this quest who are not deadBORING?
No. 1075544 ID: 933203

The defenses are lasers, pressure detectors, biometric scanners, 24/7 security, and mechas. Lot of mechas. Cabelas dig mechas, you see. Fortunately, you can also recruit your own oven-mech to help you!

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1050662 No. 1050662 ID: 9b127b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Chinzebeth VII is a NSFW clothing damage quest featuring YCH cameos check Discussion for more info

This is the story of Queen Chinzebeth the seventh
The year is x3146 the most dramatic point of her long reign.
it is summer on the Continental platform Ilax hovering over the planet Beta-Earatone
Durring a routine ceremony peace was shattered (Part 1)

Invasion has begun. The Royal guard have failed to contain the situation and the Queen is in danger.
Corporal Grimothy and his hardened commando team have been called into action has been called into action to end this conflict but are they enough?
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No. 1071920 ID: e51896

Corrathyn did say the head of security was lost in the initial bombardments and Donarah took her place as head of security. Donarah also seemed very dismissive of us. If there is a imposter, it might be her, and she is currently with Corrathyn.

Lets get to the bottom of this. First, ask if she knows what the person who was the imposter looked like, then Ask if she knows who Donarah is in that order. After she gives us info, make sure you keep a watchful eye of Carlene in case she is a traitor. Maybe handcuff her for now, but assure her that this is only until we get to the bottom of things and if shes innocent, she'll have nothing to worry about and you'll let her go. Assure her the Best way to find out is if Corrathyn recognizes her once we find Corrathyn and Donarah.

Order Konda to head to where Corrathyn and Donarah is heading with you (towards the catacombs). Konda will lead, Carlene will be in the middle, and you behind Carlene to make sure she doesnt get away. Also your in the back so that nobody attacks you and Konda is your shield. Make sure you guys run!
No. 1071925 ID: d3bf48

He’s right! Press X to DOUBT!
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Grimothy ask Carlene to describe the imposter, but the information could be used to describe many humans, which Grimothy has trouble telling apart.
Konda has a more discerning eye when it comes to his own kind.

Konda: "A mole on her right cheek you say? that could be Donarah"

Carlene: "I don't have anyone by that name in my security staff"

Grimothy isn't entirely convinced this woman is entirely to be trusted, but he has no choice but to verify.

Grimothy: "Konda take point, let's see what Donarah has to say for herself"

* * *

Grimothy and Konda reach Corrathyn and Donarah, they are in the catacombs, it seems Donarah decided to go down here before the cathedral even fell.

Corrathyn: "Corporal what are you doing here? and who is this undressed woman?"

Donarah: "indeed, shouldn't you be trying to guard the cathedral right now?"
No. 1074008 ID: 716b74

One of these women is an impostor. We will be conducting interviews with each of you to verify you are who you say you are. Who wants to go first?
No. 1075437 ID: e51896

the fact Corrathyn isn't aware what the person who claims the be sister Carlene, a head of security looks like, is already suspicious, especially since she's a sister but it could be she never seen what her security crew and sisters look like without their hoods. Ask if Corrathyn recognizes her security and sisters without their hoods, like Sister Donarah, a second in command, for example. How well does she know them. Maybe if Carlene wore a hood, she'd recognize her? Did Corrathyn knew Donarah before she took over as head of security and what she looked like besides her facial features like her mole.

one thing however, is that Carlene is able to know her security team member's names enough to recognize that Donarah isn't one of them, like a good head of security would. Maybe we can ask them both to name some members of their team, and if one of them has problems remembering a lot of them, they are our imposter.

for example, there is a security guard right there near Donarah. maybe our test could be we have Carlene and Donarah whisper that gaurd's name into our ear. Then once we get both answers, the security guard could reveal her name to us out loud. whoever is wrong is our imposter.

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1073856 No. 1073856 ID: 435f13 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

An explicit NSFW quest about a horny dungeon because Kaktus doesn't like, OWN alliterative horny dungeons, man. Your character will get bad ends or even die. Try not to take it too hard. Just keep rolling new characters until you solve the dungeon.
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No. 1075417 ID: 8f9bc4

> -1hp
> goblin has fainted

yep that tracks

time to level up!
No. 1075424 ID: 0b594e

Swagger into the dungeon with panache.
No. 1075428 ID: 0fbdcd

Rotate him into the family guy death pose.

Enter donjon.
No. 1075429 ID: 681cb5

Before you enter, throw the gobling into the donjon first. That way you can be sure there aren't any traps in there.
No. 1075431 ID: 031458

Place him under the doorway, his son too be corpse will make a fine doorstop.

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I fight for honor, justice, and revenge!
And remember: mask up! A Luchadora never removes her mask.

Written by Donut
Art by Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid: https://questden.org/wiki/Poltergeist_Ethanoic_Acid
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No. 1074643 ID: e51896

This is it! This is what all that time and hard work in your single day of Swords n' Spells english training with your amigos Felipe and Chestnut has lead up to

Give her a glare, grab the mic, and tell her that despite the sprained leg she had the dishonor of giving you in a peaceful match against your friend in hopes she would weaken you, she has only added fuel to the fire of your soul, and only made you stronger. Mention That flame in your heart burns so violently, you even summoned the Wendigo to go after her, just for the sole reason for you to take him down, and send him back to the depth of the realms in which he is imprisoned in, all with that leg injury of yours. And now, it's her turn. Because she didn't mess with a wreastler, she messed with a luchadora!
No. 1074653 ID: 06a1f4

Heh no need for a microphone. Just do a thing the whole audience can see. Just yawn perhaps tap your foot too. Like she's all bluster no bite.
No. 1074663 ID: f2cf5a

Take the mic. Wait a second.

Then bean her with it and go for a leg of your own.

Talk is cheap. You said earlier, quote: "I’m going to snap this bitch like a bamboo shoot."

Get to it.
No. 1074840 ID: 3ea497

Oh, that does it.

Snatch the microphone from her hand and say something along the lines of: "Honor? Ha! I only agreed to this match because you attacked me from behind and you were too much of a skank to fight me in a way that wasn't about ripping clothes! You want people to look at us fight naked to make me feel bad and you suck!"

Slut shame her face,
Slut shame her coach,
Slut shame her friends,
And call each one a roach.

Slut shame the crowd,
And the oddly-stained ground,
You'll there is no one,
You can't slut shame around.
No. 1074844 ID: b34e19

"Fuck me in the ass."
Get her confused. You need to take the initiative or your lowered mobility will lose you this match.

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Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Bloom

Can love bloom, even in the research lab?
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No. 1074189 ID: 273c18

Check yourself over for any spills that need wiping, put on your dress, and... I dunno, can you do a little bit of exercise? Or meditate?
No. 1074190 ID: a7a180

Comb your hair, brush your teeth and get dressed. You're gonna have a nice time.
No. 1074194 ID: 2aa5f0

do energy drinks or coffee still work for you? Cause since it's almost time to go I'd just suggest fixing your hair, slamming something to give yourself a quick pick me up... and... uh, so what did you use to do to relax? I mean you are an engineer right? Would tinkering with something help you relax or would that just be work? don't think you've ever said how much you liked engineering now that I think about it so I have no idea if you started that career out of passion or just because you wanted the paycheck.
No. 1074196 ID: 18f31a

You have my full permition to eat all the meat.

Then have quick bath, sing a bit on the shower, and put on the dress.

It's time.
No. 1074197 ID: 34a1b1

Ok, there's nothing wrong with that hair, it's a bit strange looking and that green is usually awful but the gradient you ended up with and your already strange hair work well together making it exotic instead of strange.

Just prepare yourself mentally. You're going to go outside, be around people, and talk about yourself. Talking should come easy, you have a plethora of grand adventure to draw on. Maybe practice a bit since vocalization isn't your strong suit. Avoid getting too drawn into your emotional state because that's what'll draw you into talking about the constant gnawing hunger and all the other things that'll make normies run.

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A quick quest about good people and bad life choices.
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“Language, mister!”

“I just want to hang out and have fun! Why do mom and dad have to ground me all the time?! I just get bored sometimes! It’s not like I hurt anyone for real, and they are always out digging stuff in the ruins or whatever, they never have fun with me! I just wanna have fun! I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY FRIENDS!”

“Awww, there, there…” you say in your soothing, motherly voice.
Toriel says it too.

“I’m sure there is plenty fun we can have here, after I help you with your homework!”

*Sniff* “Hm? Like what?”

“Well, um, for instance…!”

Lime has momentarily defeated by your quick coercive thinking, but he is feeling pretty down. Suggest ways to encourage him to finish his homework with you and stay the night in the house without further incident.
No. 1073403 ID: 8f9bc4

Ask him what his misbehavior was that got him grounded. You can show him how dangerous it was then, and why his parents are trying so hard not to get him to do it again. It's good that he's taking care of himself and not letting his parent's absence leave him bored to tears, but there must be ways for him to get what he needs without putting himself or others in danger.

Really, I don't think you can make progress until you find out just what it is he did.

At worst you could tell him that you won't be allowed to see your child again, if you don't do what his parents say. They kind of have you on the ropes for that, even if he shouldn't be punished after all.
No. 1073912 ID: a09d40

Part of the test is to keep him inside the house
He seems to be very distressed about being locked in here (and grounded in his house)
Be supportive, maybe convice him to walk with you but still inside the house while you talk, but always keep an eye on the keys
No. 1073927 ID: 273c18

Tv and treats as a reward for doing chores? You could promise to bake him a pie... Maybe even show him how to make it! Cooking can be fun.
No. 1073930 ID: 15a025

Offer to play video games after homework.

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Keimi bounds up to a spot on the mountainside and waves excitedly.
"I found it! Look!" she says, gesturing at a small opening in the rock face.
"Found what?" I ask, trudging up the hill. "The last time I went along on an adventure with you, I almost died fighting a giant monster."

Keimi rolls her eyes.
"Firstly, you did not almost die. You were only bashed up a little bit. Secondly, you did not fight a giant monster, according to those documents they forced us to sign," she says, wagging her finger. "Anyway, this leads to a cavity that was shown on the sensor scans of a cavern that, according to the documents that my mom brought home that she definitely wasn't supposed to that I was definitely not supposed to look at; runs adjacent to the area related to those creatures we definitely weren't supposed to know about!"

"This is a lot of layer of not supposing. Am I not supposed to get in deep shit if we get caught?" I ask, stopping to catch my breath.
Keimi ponders for a moment.
"No worries. We definitely won't get in trouble."


"As long as we don't get caught."
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No. 1073806 ID: 5b55b9

The frustration at not actually having had a real epic adventure happen is palpable. Maybe next time, Keimi!

(Aw, for real?)
No. 1073812 ID: ca2950

Trying is just wasting time up until the point of failure, so never try.
No. 1073814 ID: f14228

Some tries are cool and good, tho. Not that one is ever obliged to keep at them just cuz of that, but value was had.

So thank you for the fun says I, and all the best onwards.
No. 1073919 ID: 2a4e86

Stop her by assaulting her butt

It was going fine! Keep going!
No. 1073922 ID: 02e7e9

aw cmon gnoll, he grabbed her nipple and everything. was it all for nathing

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