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936969 No. 936969 ID: 4cfeaf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

I’m an apprentice magician, I traveled to this land to learn from my master, a known to be very powerful wizard… I spent a lot of time here, and learned a lot… yet this morning... there was something different... yet I couldn’t quite tell what, and before I knew it, my master started pushing me...
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No. 957170 ID: b1b4f3

It might be a good idea to run away. It's on fire, which means it will eventually burn to death right?
No. 959827 ID: 4fd362
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R-Right! I need to remember what I studied about them… let’s see…

The eldritch parasites are very rare to find, even among other eldritch beings, and they are often seen as little more than insects by them. Their origin is unknown, even after many centuries of research, and there is only speculation and theories.


Once they feed enough, the parasite will develop to a point when it no longer needs the host to survive (…) They are the most vulnerable at this stage, as they are still adapting themselves to live without the host. They are still very weak against pretty much anything, specially the elements, but they compensate with an unnatural speed and mobility, and a matching strength. Some have been found to be surprisingly intelligent. At this stage, the best place to attack is on its eye, or around it, but anywhere should also work.

(…) If they are allowed to thrive, they will continue to develop, becoming even stronger, smarter and resilient (…) It seems to be impossible to predict how it will evolve, but it seems they adapt to their surroundings (…)
No. 959830 ID: 4fd362
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Luckily… It seems that this one developed itself in a hurry to try to protect itself from the fire… one of its “arms” seems longer than the other one and it seems to be overall unbalanced.

I try to throw a fireball at it, while the elder’s son fired another arrow. The parasite quickly reacts to the attack, and blocks it with its arm… it would seem it’s using the wolf’s carcass as a… meat shield…

... It seems like the arrow actually managed to hurt it, although only slightly.
No. 959831 ID: 4fd362
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It suddenly starts rolling on the ground before stopping and facing us… I don’t think the alpha’s body is supposed to bend that way…

It’s not burning as bad as it was, but the fire is still there, and it might grow overtime… but it seems that is no longer one of its worries!

S-Should I? If I run away, I might escape but… who knows what this thing might do if I don’t stop it… And once it escapes, It probably won't be easy to find it again.
No. 959844 ID: b1b4f3

You want to hit the eye... but in the stance it's using the eye is on the underside. I think the best way to kill this thing, or to get a good opening to do so at least, is to cast Land Strike underneath it. Either to hit the eye or flip it over so you can fireball the weak point.
I feel like it's about to charge forwards, but the host body has no eyes left. It shouldn't be able to see where it's going, and is either hoping you don't move, or is using its ears to tell which direction you move. Maybe you can lure it into smacking into something, and using that opportunity to hit it with a well-aimed Land Strike?

OH. It's a magical being! That means you can use your barrier spell. It'll run into the barrier, then you can hit it with a Land Strike to stun it and flip it and maybe hit the eye, at which point you can follow up with a Light Beam, because this is a good time to find out if it damages eldritch beings. Plus it could blind its one remaining eye.

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954301 No. 954301 ID: 931978 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You’re sleeping and it’s sunny outside. Seems like someone is calling out your name in the distance, you’re not sure, you can’t quite make it out.
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No. 959648 ID: d186fc

Tbh, with that much hair, if we cut it short, we could probably use it for making fabric or something.
No. 959652 ID: 91ee5f

A passage into adulthood means that you can finally cut your hair and your mom can’t do anything to stop you! Go ahead and get a haircut!

Also, your hair is just going to get in the way. And with that much hair, it could easily get snagged on something.

>Ask your mom about the argument, to jog your memory.
The argument is mentioned here: >>956749 . Salmon has been arguing with her mother about her hair, because for some unknown reason, her mother won’t let her cut it!
No. 959658 ID: b24d69

No. 959682 ID: f2320a

I do want to keep the hair and it would be more a wisdom thing if we talked with lance or just admited we where a little scared to even come here
No. 959754 ID: e51896

haircut sounds good

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958704 No. 958704 ID: 9998d3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Another NSFW quest by Cirr who should have learned better by now.
No one under 18, please don't sue me, etc.
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No. 959585 ID: 298857


Investigating corrupt memory may cause external symptoms. Icarus may decide to terminate. Wait until alone.
No. 959617 ID: a9af05


Ask Icarus to clarify which food is which color. Then ask him what "overfit psychosis" means and what the symptoms are.
No. 959634 ID: e7848c

No. 959651 ID: d186fc

Can we taste? Is that a thing we can do? Do we even know what they meant when they said sweet, savory, etc?

Also, idk if it would work, but we can bypass the 20% chance by knowing that when switched to grayscale, yellow is going to be the brightest, followed by green and then red which will appear to be the darkest. We could test this by picking one and seeing if it ends up being the correct one (assuming we can taste).

So A 3

We should also probably set up a virtual machine to isolate, repair, and access memory phi so we don't suffer unforeseen consequences.
No. 959683 ID: f2320a

That is a good metod this way we can get a feel for colour and stuff our small tube face
Should we really pick at that memory in our current situation

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921457 No. 921457 ID: b5fb67 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Written by Anon44
Illustrated by LonelyWorld

Warning! This quest contains lewd situations!

"Looking for the best rates on ship parts? Bargains are the name of the game here at Siren! We've got conduits, sensors, s-foils, main deflector dishes, all kinds of great gear ready for YOU! Stop by Siren for the best deals you'll ever find in this sector! Call C-200-9932-"

Siren 1: "Turn it off, already! We're here."

Siren 2: "It's a good commercial, though."

Siren 3: "Well, you're probably one of the few. It was the cheapest ad spot we could get, considering."

A weathered ship flies towards a hulking wreck in the distance. The occupants lean into the viewports, their imaginations running wild with the thoughts of salvage, and the riches that they entail.
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No. 940537 ID: 3d1dd5

It probably has an escape hatch or release mechanism in case the door's stuck. Look around for anything with emergency or hazard markings on it.
No. 959502 ID: b5fb67
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Tracy scans the room for tools. After a few minutes of searching and catching a few more drops of liquid, she finds a solid crowbar. Returning to the jammed door, Tracy slides the crowbar into the gap and starts to force the door open. After a minute of grunting and pushing, the door unjams and swings open.

Inside is a large vertical structure, dotted by consoles and containers. Tracy grins.

Tracy: "Siren 1, I've reached Engineering."

Su-Yeong: "Excellent. See if you can re-route the fuel to external ports near the ship's location. And make sure to grab as many industrial motherboards as you can carry."

Tracy scans the room. There are multiple consoles that could contain motherboards, but she would need them to divert fuel from the consoles first. Question is... where does she start?
No. 959503 ID: b1b4f3

What's with that grating on the floor?
Check all the consoles, see if they're all running. Divert fuel as instructed, wait for it to complete, then start taking things apart.
No. 959505 ID: 2aa5f0

I say give the room a once over first to see if their is anything useful laying around before you start poking things and taking them apart.
No. 959507 ID: 0fae41

Start with the closest console to check it for fuel controls. Time is money, and money is money!

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941963 No. 941963 ID: 07c9c1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

8 people being forced to live in an underground facility, completely cut off from any outside communication. As the days keep going stranger things start appearing in the facility.
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No. 959209 ID: e51896

Also, I want to see if Glad is responsive. Try asking Glad if he is still observing us and responsive while Pink is gone to start out with and if we can ask it questions during this trial.
No. 959211 ID: 45fe54

Lastly, be sure to take out the Whiteboard map and markers out of your suit before putting on extra clothes. See if the other clothes has items inside as well
No. 959223 ID: d63ea8

Support to all of this, especially the ideas of using the broken table as a wind screen, and possibly donning a total of two additional layers.

Ideally we try'll to find the balance between mobility and insulation. Put on too many layers and we run the risk of selectively overheating parts of ourselves. The resulting sweat would doom us in the long run, but I think that once were are done with whatever tasks we can achieve before nightfall we can revisit the idea of fully layering up with all of the suits.
No. 959419 ID: 2bd15b
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No. 959423 ID: d63ea8

Okay, okay. We'll figure a way out of this...

Even if you can't wear any of the suits over your own doesn't mean you can't use them for slight insulation. Tie one in a sort of loose sling/turban over your head since you'll lose the most core body temperature from there. Tie another around your shoulders, knotting the arm sleeves, and tie the legs of the suit waist level so that the bulk of the suit is covering your back. Do this again but this time have the next suit cover the front of your body. It'll buy time and we afford the minor loss in mobility.

Luckily we can use the suit's toughness to our advantage. Wrap a sleeve around one of better glass shards to make a shiv and use it to cut into the back of the whiteboard map. (Preferable using maps provided by the others rather than our own, but judging from the current assessment, we can't be picky). Most whiteboards are are set onto a cork-board backing and that should be both dry and flammable.

Finally use the shiv to strip off wooden chunks from the wall (preferably as high as you can comfortably reach) most of that should be dryer since it has been kept off of the ground.

((Failing that we can use a table/chair leg to wedge into and pry off some parts of the interior wall. Judging from the damage we can see in image 6 (counting images left to right) there seems to be parts of the wall that we can put our wedge into.))

((I'd post more, but I need to see how the previous tasks progress, as they would modify various priorities I have. I'm sorry Millie that I didn't check if the wood was damp or not, it would've modified my decision, but right now we'll focus on seeing you through this.))

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934998 No. 934998 ID: 8275cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

The Fall of Astramar
"The Alliance saw their doom Looking upon Jucha, but like the light of a distant star their damnation had come long before" --Balren the storyteller

follows the events of crash quest and command quest,it is recommended to read these first
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No. 959298 ID: a0dfd2


Oken needs no pants, only the glory of serving the Astramar.
No. 959303 ID: f0fa42

Ok, you look better, much less dead. How are you feeling?
No. 959324 ID: f133dc

Is that a blanket or are you strapped to that bed?

Getting out of bed is the obvious first step. Do not take any shit from nurses or doctors telling you to sleep.
No. 959344 ID: 6c9030

Now that you are patched up, call for an orderly and ask how long you were out, and what your condition is.
No. 959351 ID: 13059a

That's a abstract way of saying "let's go streaking"

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931850 No. 931850 ID: 0b4538 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You are Erika, daughter of the Snow Queen, the goddess of winter itself. Before we start play though, let's decide on your attributes.
Pick one of the following categories to be your Primary focus, one to be your Secondary, and one to be your Tertiary.

PHYSICAL: Strength, Stamina and Dexterity
SOCIAL: Beauty, Charisma and Manipulation
MENTAL: Wits, Perception and Intelligence.
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No. 954940 ID: d43739

Wow, Erika sucks.
No. 955378 ID: e2a3e5

Yeah but usually she sucks a lot better than this.
No. 958242 ID: 5cd7a1

Anyone interested in continuing with this?
No. 958665 ID: 6f72af

I liked the way you write stuff, but I'd like to restart/reboot. We've been aimless for too long.
No. 959218 ID: 47db54

Thanks man! Yeah I might do a reboot, probably with Bjorn not showing up until later.

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918309 No. 918309 ID: 2755f5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This is a NSFW clothing damage adventure!
the quest will contain nudity and violence and possibly some sexual content
Lewd suggestions are encouraged but not required.

The cruelest prison is the one we build for our self

This quest is funded by Patreon,
if you'd like to see more consider sending a few coins!

Previous Threads

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No. 959109 ID: 3ed3c3

Well, that's not good. Brace for impact! Tuck and roll!
No. 959112 ID: 11f77a

This isn't over. You will stop at nothing to have your revenge. That hen-bitch took something of yours, and you'll take everything away from her. No more hostages, you kill any freedom fighter scum outside of a jail cell on sight now. No half measures.

First, you must begin your vendetta by healing, or finding a replacement for your arm and tail. Contain the rage and let it build up and fester inside.

Also, land on a kobold.
No. 959114 ID: 17f233

At least we got the hydra into being nude.
Mission accomplished?
Hit the floor and keep your sliver of dignity intac with a rightly positioned hand on the crotch before you get ragdalled with the fall impact.

+1 to the idea of landing on a kobold. specifically poor Vovo as he come in with those new reinforcements you asked for. Give him a face full of that scale puss.

I think to end this you could have him along with pretty much a groupshot allies like skrelp, the assorted generic minions & the wasp. Possibly throw in the as of yet unseen king? all reacting to your mangled, charred possibly dead body. Wait scratch some of those cameos. The wasp woman is being taken to taken to the city gates at this time by skrelp & the map layout pic means renforcments wouldve had to come through the prison fightzone. Meh maybe space, time & logic will bend for the sake of getting a dramatic picture to play out. It certainly didn't do as much enabling player backed for purely eroticly motivated stupidity that's for sure. Have them look down through the hole you fell into instead?
No. 959128 ID: e2dc7c

Brush yourself off when you land, this ain't over.
No. 959167 ID: e96198

Brace for impact. Not sure what's below us but anything to cushion the fall. It's not over yet.

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951004 No. 951004 ID: 5245b2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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No. 958973 ID: 5245b2
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{A semi truck's horn blares, evade!}
15 or Higher for complete success
14-10 glancing blow
10 or lower is direct hit
No. 958975 ID: 094652

rolled 16 = 16

No. 959123 ID: 5245b2

Bryn rolls to the side, and the truck's brakes screech as it attempts to slow!
No. 959140 ID: e51896

yell at guy in the truck
No. 959145 ID: 5245b2

"To be fair, I did cross in front of his truck."

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935060 No. 935060 ID: 395c02 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 959045 ID: e17ac9

Get a large flint, it’ll last a long time. But keep in mind you need more than a flint to start a fire. You need something very hard to strike to flint against, such as an Iron or the spine of a knife, and you need something highly flammable, such as paper, light cloth, frayed rope, etc. because the sparks off the flint aren’t hot enough to catch wood on fire by themselves.

You should definitely invest in a knife, a high quality one. What kind of knives do they sell? For survival purposes you’ll want something weighty and sharp, but not too large for finer tasks. I’d suggest a clip-point blade about five inches long, with a handle of checkered hardwood that fits snugly in your hand. Get a good, oiled leather sheath for it as well: that baby needs to be kept dry.

Aside from that get a Canteen, some Rope, a First-aid kit, a Notebook and Pen, and a really loud Whistle. That whistle is really important for calling help if you get in trouble.
No. 959047 ID: 0fae41

:SQ_knife: X 8
:SQ_sewingkit: X 2
Knife claws: Never leave home without them!
No. 959067 ID: fa2754

This is solid for Kliss's pack.

Lets get one for Tyrsis.
Sleeping bag, food ration, water canteen, knife and notebook. He can borrow one of your pens.
No. 959069 ID: 864e49

:SQ_ration: Food Ration: 3 spaces. 85 gems.
:SQ_water: Water Canteen: 4 spaces, 50 gems.
:SQ_rope: Rope: 2 spaces, 50 gems.
:SQ_knife: Knife: 2 spaces, 30 gems.
:SQ_hammer: Hammer: 3 spaces, 50 gems.
:SQ_firstaid: First Aid Kit: 4 spaces, 80 gems.
:SQ_pen: Writing Pen: 1 space, 10 gems.
:SQ_notebook: Notebook: 1 space, 25 gems
:SQ_goggles: Mining Goggles: The googles stay on, 65 gems.

Space: 20 Cost: 445 gems

Also get Tyrsis a bag.
No. 959070 ID: 015bf2

This un's pretty good.

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933192 No. 933192 ID: 891b91 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This quest is NSFW.

Content Warning: This is a horror-themed quest; the events depicted may be disturbing to some people. Possible content (spoilered for those who would prefer to be surprised) includes graphic depictions of death, gore, and body horror.

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No. 957090 ID: 015bf2

Them's some mighty fine ears, yeah.
No. 957103 ID: 15a025

No. 957678 ID: f90cd0

No. 957707 ID: 3986df

A or B sound good.
No. 959013 ID: e3a8fc


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892578 No. 892578 ID: bfb318 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Threads/Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Frillsby_and_Gallsby
Quest may be NSFW at times. [Warnings: Gays, Smash Bros, Magic, Nudity, Dangeresque Situations]

Gallsby is the best damn cop on the force.
He is also the only damn cop on the force, because Frillsby is taking the day off to go on a date.

Chapter 7
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No. 958148 ID: a0dfd2


A ride back? Jeez, yeah.

And maybe some pants. We can write the report once we've had some time to decompress it all and get our thoughts in order.

... oh, and before we forget, ask if Baxton has seen or heard of some weird cat guy wearing a cloak, or anything, since he might be kind of a victim / witness / good samaritan / vigilante or something.
No. 958150 ID: ad934e

Yeah ask him if he has any spare pants too since the guy shredded yours off. On second thought, maybe don't give the details, he probably doesn't want to know.
No. 958180 ID: 853d23


Also, innuendo about getting a ride, obviously.
No. 959006 ID: 15a025

A ride back and some actual clothes would be nice. Don't forget to mention he's got a secret stash of stolen stuff somewhere.
No. 959008 ID: 015bf2

Yes. Please. It's been a long day.

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952600 No. 952600 ID: 3d763b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

A lost soul searches for answers, with a high chance of getting frisky in the process.

NSFW lighthearted and sexy journey.
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No. 958896 ID: b1b4f3

Tell them you found it in a wrecked camp, but since you have amnesia it could've been your camp for all you know.
No. 958898 ID: 1c7258
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Augh,after spending so long making the new body assets for the art I ended up making a mistake on the final page. Here you get a bonus, the fixed page 19.
No. 958904 ID: e9f2a9

Feel proud about not getting an arousal from nakey snakey... (then fail)
No. 958920 ID: babf99

A proud, professional warrior woman, and a fellow exhibitionist at that. Our introduction to her has been rocky, but she did give us a hell of a greeting at the door, so let’s not burn bridges yet, tempting though it may be to joke about the lady with the large, ring pierced ‘knockers’ having to watch the door. Likely not one for small talk, but she can still be buttered up all the same. Above all though, be cooperative.

For the moment, let Lola work in peace, poor dear is probably distracted with whatever is going on under that table, and they appear to have been at it for a while, if the sticky floor is at all related to their current activities. Briefly mention the camp and the Rotam Vulpex, though not by name. And on that scent, try to identify it subtly. We’ve encountered similar scents before, perhaps this time it’s coming from Lola? No idea what’s up with her eyes, but unless we see someone else with a similar coloration, there’s no need to panic.

While we wait, keeping our hands in sight of her, ask Trina about her workout routine and diet, as she clearly takes good care of herself. Not that we should point it out to her, but her bust must give her some trouble, wobbling and bouncing as it seems so willful to do. Perhaps those rings serve a function, to be bound or weighted for her convenience for training, though there is a temptation tug on one of them.

If all else fails, passively sway our tailfeathers side to side and try to figure out the scent. Maybe passively wonder if Trina is checking us out while we have no way of knowing. If we do get excited, make a small attempt to hide it from Trina, and hope that we’re standing close enough for Lola not to notice.

Sorry for the wall of text. This quest is awesome, and I really suck at pruning words and ideas.
No. 958974 ID: 10c07d

I agree
Accidentally pop one to our new snake friend

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957809 No. 957809 ID: e7c7d3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]


Long I have slumbered, but now I return once more to this realm. The futility of humans, the arrogance of elves, and the stubbornness of dwarves, I am the judgment to them all. I shall glut upon their works and bring their hubris to ruin. I am the natural force that keeps their egos in check. Soon, all their treasures and all their worth shall be not but iotas to my hoard. The grand made meagre to sustain me.

Yes! I return!

And all shall once again fear the name.... er,,, the name of...
The dragon of...
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No. 958313 ID: e51896

Not surprising really.
No. 958318 ID: 977456

Hmph, clearly some form of rogue. The criminal element will no doubt make every effort to swindle you, even in minor acts such as following them, although they will no doubt scurry back to more of their ilk, and they deliberately evade renown in all but the vaguest of senses. Still, Contacts are always useful, even if only to learn who has the most worthy horde to confiscate...

I would be wary of this thing, even vermin can be dangerous. Do not enter whatever ambush it has planned without subtly determining what it most values, and holding such to ransom upon its fair behaviour.
No. 958447 ID: f2320a

support one should not trust this being as it also would have reason to send us to the "MEAT LABS"
No. 958727 ID: a9af05

No. 958913 ID: 094652

He wants to USE you.

Begin contemplating his shiny chassis. How much gold was used to create him and will it still melt like all the other parts in his body?

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941730 No. 941730 ID: 57353f hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This quest will almost certainly be NSFW. Please avert your eyes.
Yeah, I know making another new quest is a bad idea, but I am a mercurial dumbass
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No. 958494 ID: b4bdd8

Tired? Sleep. Otherwise,
Get Fair Exchange? Ask what's what? Fix up the deal? Rip off ear if you dislike what they say?
No. 958502 ID: 015bf2

Get sleep. You’ll consume less calories and you need actual rest.
No. 958593 ID: 6e6f32

Go check on that blood-vine thing so maybe you can finally eat something. If it sprouts you can eat ze fish.
No. 958627 ID: 78b29b

Go get some actual sleep, dream a real dream.
No. 958630 ID: 227827

You are getting veeeeerrrryyyy sleeeepyyyy...

Go to bed

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910105 No. 910105 ID: 8a614b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

[pt1: >>/questarch/862495]
[pt2: >>/questarch/883042]
[dis: >>/questdis/120117]
[bte: >>/questdis/96269]
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No. 956569 ID: 48cdd0

Because we aren't Lackey, in either case you can't do what you are about to when someone could interfere with this.
No. 956570 ID: ba5c4f

Simplified SQL speak? I dig.
Hmm, I doubt this'll work, but just to be sure,
No. 956710 ID: 81331f

Oh geez buddy, what shell you running? You're way behind the times. Time to update.
No. 956819 ID: 1ed92d

"I was a bird. I still am in part. This is one of the personality composites I was made from."
No. 958465 ID: 094652

"I was him. And I think I was her. I was all of them and none of them. I was the worst parts of them, because Voidsong's twisted mind could only see their conflicting, self-destructive tendencies as pure potential."

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955263 No. 955263 ID: 6436ec hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Prologue: Dogs of War

The rain was coming down hard.

It was always raining. He remembered reading a brochure about the Valley of the Lost. It talked about untouched wilderness, breathtaking views, towering snow-caped peaks; but it didn’t mention the rain.

Or the killing.
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He drug himself into the command tent, tracking mud and blood behind him. Eingrid was there, pouring over a map.

She looked him over. “You look like shit, more than the last time I saw you. What happened?”
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He threw the cassette wordlessly onto the table.

“You got the intel.” She stood up straight and turned to him with a tired, bemused expression, “But what took you so fucking long?”

He lit up a cigarette and took a pull. “The stitches in my leg came undone, slowed me down. And the intel you gave me on the patrol’s route turned up bad, I had to figure out their new route, which took time.”

One of her brows rose in mild surprise, but the flat tone stayed, “Hmm, good job. Better than I was expecting, anyway.” Her gaze shifted to the dried blood on his hands and her tone became suspicious, “How many Hael were there in the patrol again?”

“Five. All corpses in the rain now.” He took a drag from his cigarette, staring off into space. I wonder how long they’ll sit there.

Eingrid nodded, “Yeah, figured. No judgement here, needs must. Sounds like you’ve been in the suck long enough though. Go get some rest, I’ll find you when I need you.” Though her scowl remained unchanged, appreciation crept into her tone, “And, good work.” She waved dismissively and turned back to her map.

He gave a lackluster two-finger salute and turned to leave.

“Oh,” she added over her shoulder, “you never gave me your name; I want it for posterity. If you can even remember it, I mean.”

He froze in the doorway. His name? Yes, he remembered. “Ryker.”

“Well con-fucking-gratulations, Ryker,” She said flatly, inspecting the tape he’d brought, “‘cause starting now you’re an honorary member of the 23rd Razors.”
No. 958315 ID: 6f7a5a

dogs are proven to help with stress,
pet Eingrid to sooth war trauma
No. 958322 ID: a2c61f

They seem to be pretty casual with that, so it's probably not too big deal to them. So give them an appreciative thank you before you get stitched and rested.
No. 958335 ID: 9876c4

You don't have to roll out a cake with a stripper in it on my account.

Just let me get field-ready again, and we can celebrate with some fireworks.

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955882 No. 955882 ID: c82427 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

you hunger

you have left the house

the sky is empty

where will you go

what is favored blunt object
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No. 956551 ID: 95f286

Use Astral projection to enter Gramgram's internal thought dimension, and watch her life replay from birth through to the current moment to know all that which she know's and thennrerurn to your physical body before she has a brief mental break from the trauma and relieving all of her past trauma in a single instant.
No. 956557 ID: 7ebbf9

You need to continue the tradition to learn the recipe. Who does gramgram wish you to kill?
No. 956568 ID: f2f3e9

The secret ingredient is murder, thats why she killed someone. It had to be done
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No. 958300 ID: e51896

Lets go over the river and through the woods to GramGram's house we go

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957722 No. 957722 ID: 7c713f hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

You are a Magic Pig,
The Circus is in sight and you want to go.
The Farmer has been missing for you don't know how long now, and there is no sign of him ever returning.
Or subsequently punishing your actions.

What do?
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No. 957804 ID: ce39da

I think the symbol on the right is our health.
No. 957805 ID: b1b4f3

Alright if the current spell is Wood, then let's not cast it at the moment.
Rest a bit, get some water, sniff at a dead dog to see if it's appetizing.
No. 957821 ID: 977456

Seek out the dog corpses and imbibe of their life essences.
No. 958070 ID: 8163dc

Level up from that sweet sweet dog XP
No. 958082 ID: 86794b

Yeah, that makes sense

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956431 No. 956431 ID: f57349 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

The room is 10' square and 15' high. Walls are limestone, no less than three feet thick.

One door, an inch of solid iron, 4' wide by 9' high in the exact center of the wall. Locked and barred from outside.

There's a sturdy-looking steel hook mounted in the center of the ceiling, and a mummified goblin corpse (minus digestive tract) in the center of the floor.

I have an enchanted banana peel (not proud of where I had to hide it) with an extradimensional space inside, containing:
-6 gold coins
-4 copper coins
-3 silver coins
-2 flint arrowheads (no shaft or fletching)
-one zinc coin
-imitation half-banana masterfully sculpted out of soft wax
-map of sewers and catacombs of the lost city of Irem
-silk rope, 3/8" diameter, 75 feet long
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No. 956452 ID: 094652

>Component Requirements: Drawstring Bag, Lit Candle
... Okay. You're not going to like this, but you have the tools you need to construct the ritual components. It's going to be boring and disgusting though.

>Lit Candle
Combine [Mummified Goblin Corpse, Enchanted Banana Peel] with [String from Silk Rope]. Scratch your flint arrowheads on the starmetal nail file to light it on fire.

>Drawstring Bag
Use the [Flint Arrowhead] to cut a small piece of leather out of the [Mummified Goblin Corpse]], then use [String from Silk Rope] to tie it all together. Use [Torn Paper from the Map] to reinforce if needed.

>Zinc coin
The heck did that come from? Did the banana peel interact with one of your coins? Keep it, though; there are alchemy tricks you can do with solid zinc.

Oh and nice to meet you.
No. 956584 ID: d9acdc

Sounds pretty solid, only a few alterations- make the candle out of the wax you have, rather than the peel, and you should probably avoid destroying the map. Leather bag and wax candle to get help does seem like a good place to start.

Is the peel of the Elsewhere banana magical enough to act as a safe handle for the starmetal nail file?
No. 956722 ID: f57349

I've assembled a crude goblin-leather pouch, suitable for basic summoning rituals. Not enough subcutaneous fat for a candle's worth of tallow, though, probably meaning an extended period of starvation. If that's how they treat their own allies... I definitely need to get out of here.

Silk rope reduced to 74 feet. Wax half-banana reduced to wax third-of-a-banana.

Gained small, lumpy, banana-scented candle.

Flint struck against starmetal doesn't produce sparks. I'll need iron or steel to actually light the candle. Or, with the First Scribe's sigil wrought in gold or brass, I could call on miraculous flames... among many other things.

Deliberately damaging such a rare map would be a clear violation of the tenets of my faith.

I can hold the nail file safely, just need to be careful about applying too much force. Wrapping it in banana peel would NOT help, and might risk damaging the (bizarre, shoddy) enchantment keeping that extradimensional space stable.
No. 957961 ID: d9acdc

Steel hook mounted in the center of the ceiling seems like the thing to strike against for sparks then, just be careful with your hands and the file.

As for what to summon, not sure what the limitations are, but priorities seem like First Scribe's Sigil, so if there's a way to conjure a creature that gives access to that, lets do it. Other ideas seem like a creature which would allow you to handle the starmetal file safely, weapons/armor, strategic information gathering, body guards, that sort of thing. Creatures which can give you things, something with it's own magical power to conujure or what have you.

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