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1044452 No. 1044452 ID: ab70bc hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Early autumn is pleasant in Cedar Ridge. Summer's hottest days are behind you and the shade of the Douglas fir trees that blanket the town keep the underbrush cool.

North of the lake that divides the town are sets of woods. Interrupted only by mud roads and storm drains that rarely see use outside of the rainy season. This grove is only a mile from the town's one high school. Frequented by teens and alcoholics alike for bonfire parties that leaves the smell of ash in the air. This far east into Oregon the breeze is warm and sluggish, trapped in by mountain ranges.

From where you stand you can hear when the occasional truck passes through Cedar Ridge's main road. Barely. It helps you keep your facing when you're unsure which way is home.

You are in the north in the outskirts of town.
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No. 1052402 ID: 8483cf

How tough are you?
No. 1052410 ID: a2d88b

Oh right, actually disinfect it as soon as you get home.
No. 1052411 ID: d50a7b

What kind of music does your band play anyway? You strike me as a thrashcore kind of person.
No. 1052415 ID: b6986d

You should get stitches when you can. Also rip a strip off your shirt and change the bandage.
No. 1053203 ID: d98cb8

Maybe try and find something else to eat on your way to see Debra? You might make better decisions on a full stomach. Maybe you could even bring something for her too!

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1040812 No. 1040812 ID: aff302 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You are an unknown creature who is currently driving a car on an endless road following a car in front of you. This quest can practically go in any direction when it comes to the tone of this quest.
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Fortunately, you managed to doge the beam just in the last moment.
No. 1053172 ID: dc13c4
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Unfortunately, the sheer power of that attack still managed to blow you away from the car.
No. 1053173 ID: dc13c4
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Oxiolideon Primer: "The car is moving away from us, we need to catch up with it otherwise you can say goodbye to your existence. She might bring a waterfall to this dream but you can change the direction of gravity. No need to hold back anything, this is the fight for survival or at least to make your current existence mean something. So be loud, be big, and most importantly be intimidating not just to her but to the god that she worships!"
No. 1053191 ID: 009d41

Have the gravity inverted in such a way the car "falls" towards you
No. 1053192 ID: 708905

Pinball time, keep switching gravity around while making extra cars to fly around

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1041764 No. 1041764 ID: b7732e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

This is a short fan quest taking place way before the events of The God Damned by Whistler and Graphygraphie https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/944457.html. Fret not, as reading it is not necessary to understand this tale. Take it as an aperitif for a much grander one.

A day in the life of people who just want to get through the end of it.
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No. 1051164 ID: 53d46e
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Each tribe has a purpose, each tribe is divided, in a role that most befit them. For each tribe and creature is different and has their own part to play in the world.
While others may resign to this and shun what’s alien to them, there are those who, to a degree, embrace that strangeness, that broad range of beings, from the akin to the utterly foreign, who form a constant part of their world and indeed their everyday life. They are odd and mysterious, and the wise always affront such things with wariness, but there is ever an allure to be found in the mysterious.

As she settles on a proper spot to keep watch over the street, Trezi allows herself a little smile as she surveys the passers-by.

Each tribe has its role, each tribe is different. But strange as it may seem, Trezi is glad they are together.
No. 1051165 ID: 53d46e
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“Excuse me!”
No. 1051166 ID: 53d46e
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“I-I’m sorry to inconvenience you, honored Martinet, but I need your help!”

A rather young Artisan with bright, curved markings approaches Trezi, joining her hands pleadingly and beginning to kneel as she speaks. Noticing a laprine or looking their way, Trezi walks towards her and signals her to rise, before letting her continue.

“One of my wards is missing. He stay home and continue practicing but after I came back from picking up breakfast, he was gone! “

“H-his name is Prielos. He is training to become a seamster, like me. Please, it’s been over an hour! I’ve been looking all over the neighbourhood but I can’t seem to find him. Would you help me look for him?”

Curses. Trezi is not supposed to leave her post today. Not until a couple more hours, at least. She has been a proper guardswoman for a couple years now, but she is still fairly junior in the eyes of her superiors.
Keeping the peace and helping the citizenry is what Martinets are meant to do, but if she goes looking for a missing kid, it may actually take her hours. If she abandons her watch for that long, she could get in trouble.

What should Trezi do?

>Help the Artisan find her ward.

>Point her towards a more veteran guard to help her, instead.
No. 1051167 ID: e7c7d3

Go look for the kid, this is classic stuff, like helping old ladies cross the street
No. 1052840 ID: 96d2e7

Finding a kid is more important. What you may be able to do though is organize or recruit some toilers who are lazing about or artisans between work to divide up the search between and find them faster.

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1050471 No. 1050471 ID: de253f hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's the same old thing as yesterday
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No. 1051603 ID: a7a180

Why does everyone look like the doodles in my high school notebook?!
No. 1051611 ID: 2d7ac1

Exagerated shock and horror! Exagerated shock and horror!

Either that or the deranged sculptor thing.
No. 1051620 ID: 90c451

"Heyyyy... Werner? Monster that stole Werner's soul? You know what? Doesn't matter, I don't remember who Werner is so it wouldn't make a difference."
"Were you expecting a package?"

Okay, well, good news is at the end of our errand running spree we'll be at the library, there we can research what the hell is... everything? Yeah, add that to the to-do list. "Find out why the hell all of us are monsters."
No. 1051652 ID: 9e4268

So, note. There is a choice to be made. Do you want to A. Pretend you're normal, or B. Let people know you've lost your memory?

If A, don't say anything about anything weird. Try to cover up any involuntary reactions. Say Amanda sent you on whatever errand you're here for.
If B, you can open with, "Sorry, I've lost my memory. Do I already know you? Amanda sent me here on an errand."

Going with B makes it easier to gather info, but also means some people might take advantage of your handicap. Given you were an addict with presumable dealers etc., there probably are a number of the latter. (Say no to drugs now, btw.)

You could TRY for some kind of middle ground, "not feeling well", "have a headache", something, but like, it'd be hard.
No. 1052745 ID: b01382

I need sexy rabbit men in stockings and a garter belt.

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984496 No. 984496 ID: 293539 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


I hurt.

Perhaps I am not, in fact, an expert at drinking.

I've used myself ruthlessly; depleted coin, mana and substance in pursuit of ideas that seemed brilliant in the moment. Even by the feeble, hateful rays of the dawning Sun the cracks and blemishes emerge from the kindly night's soporific haze.
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No. 1051672 ID: d12415

What items exist that can increase luck?
No. 1052218 ID: f1cb5b

Ooh, another idea, though this almost seems like a waste, and is... a somewhat dangerous thing for a creature such as yourself to have or hand out.

Those two items have syngergy, along with Hin's gelcrafting, to create a glass sword. Not.... not a glass sword as in something that won't hold an edge and will shatter the first time it strikes something, the kind that will kill... well, pretty much anything. It'll shatter too, of course, one use only, all that potential expunged in a single burst of murder. I mean, I'm not saying it would have the potential to kill a god or anything like that, but the parameters are pretty ideal for this so unless I'm vastly overestimating you I think you'd be able to create a weapon that would be able to kill something significantly tougher than even you, Deem.

Which again, probably an incredibly bad idea. Impressive, but not necessarily practical, and certainly not something you want to be tossing into the world at random.
No. 1052285 ID: 9b3046

How bout you turn use that Bezoar for a mirror that shows possible future fates of the person it reflects. Not necessarily good, or likely futures, but possible ones.

Also, maybe you can combined that Stone of Poisoned Light with those light absorbing gems we created to make an accessory, like a braclet or necklace that has a more focused mutative effect, using the absorbing gems to soak up the excess light?
No. 1052542 ID: ba71c0

To make a glass sword: Grind up the Bezoar stone into powder. The powder should be burned in the furnace as a catalyst, and will infuse most of it's energy into the stone, which will be ground down and then melted, and then mixed with sand and cooled in a mold made of your own raw mana infused clay. A series of smaller daggers might ensure a human assassination target would certainly die, but a single finely wrought glass sword would expunge enough deadly force to kill a titan or demigod.

Though, keep in mind, you'll probably be poisoning Hin's forge with a bad dose of fate. Another of those play harder, win bigger type situations.
No. 1052595 ID: e5709d

I've seen that one before. It doesn't end well.

Wait... I got it!
>Mirrorcatch Box: A magical solution to recording power in its most primordial form. While the original designs were ridiculous - light inevitably absorbs into inert matter, regardless of its supernaturally reflective properties - applying a power source to this artifact allows the user to prolong the lifespan of the captured lightbeams (from like, zero) by bending spacetime into a faux black hole and then 'copying' photons through forced quantum entanglement and detanglement.
Long story short, you stuff light in a box. This version needs a stable power source, but it can safely contain any form of light while powered. This doesn't just mean disco rainbows - light spells, unstable radiation, and even coded bits can be recorded and unleashed at your leisure. If there's an illusionist who can brainwash people with a lightshow, close your eyes and point this end at magic hands, then stuff their attack into their face when they think you've stopped shining the mirror.

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991586 No. 991586 ID: 164e20 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

(So begins the final chapter of these lyluks journey, you have successfully helped them escape the extermination camp, now it is time to watch them enjoy their freedom)
(For as long as it lasts)
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:midgelukdrunk: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrzt* (I have succeeded in intercepting the guard, although it seems it was in vain)
*bzzzzzzzzzzrt* (However, i have gained their power and am returning much stronger than I was before)
(Midgeluk returns next turn!)

Turn report
Rolling dice, one or two means a guard falls down the pit.
You rolled a one so you succesfully trick a guard into running straight into it!
5 guards are killed this turn.
3 guards attack.
1 tries to wrench the other from the tank and succeeds! +1 guard next turn.
1 charges and kicks over bitluk! Bitluk takes greatly reduced damage and gets back up.
1 charges through the now weakened barrier and reaches pixeltron. Pixeltron is forced to spend it's turn squishing the guard and doesn't charge this turn.
5 more guards arrive.
There are now 9 guards, 9 active.
No. 1049622 ID: 4c75c4

nooo, pixeluk!!!
>"C a n n o t d i s c o n n e c t a n d m a i n t a i n o v e r c h a r g e . I w i l l s a c r i f i c e m y s e l f f o r y o u . R e m e m b e r m e ."

Midgeluk, head over to migeluk and help her shittify the tank, hopefully with your newfound strength you'll be more than enough. Feel free to knock over some guards on the way if it won't slow you down.

Eggluk, keep concentrating, aim for the highest concentration of guards if you can.

Bitluk, You're doing great! Attagirl!

Extremely-Welldrawn luk, Help us turn the tide of the battle, trip up some soldiers! Defend the motherbot!

And someone throw a cookie at the guards, see what the statue does.

Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, and Proventus, There are cow wives down that hole. with huge titties,, VERY huge, and very much milk-filled. They need a big, strong man, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, and Proventus, to come down there and give them strong and mighty children. Can't you hear them, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, and Proventus? Calling out for their Hero?
No. 1049637 ID: 15c72a

Give cookies to statue in exchange for its help.
No. 1049657 ID: 8f8464

Show the statue an alluring cookie then throwit at the legionaires.

And rain down the blood that midgeluk drank on top of the remaining ones. Proventus was much loved and it will make them sad.
No. 1052563 ID: 7c8622
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:mdicon: "S-stop fighting everyone. It's christmas! Yay."
:pillukicon: "It's true! He even freed us! It's a christmas miracle!"
:provicon: "God dammit MD! Really? We gotta have christmas here with these things? After-"
:mdicon: "Come now prov, thats saturnalia to you. Isn't upending the social part of it?"
:provicon: "Ehhhhhh whatever, sure as hell beats dying I guess."
And so in the middle of battle between the romans and the lyluks there was a christmas/saturnalia truce called. Lyluk served roman and roman served lyluk. Many a friend came to join the festivities. There was scubluk out of the service, there was fatluk who had a large surface. There was elfluk who was giving out gifts, working for wintersluk who made the lists. There was luktron who was dispensing borgers, on top of turgluk, a proper punishement for turgers. And on the left there was some wonderful art from silly zealot! Depicting some provs (who are secretly helots). Brainluk is there, sipping on her pepsi, as well as ermiluk (who if you couldn't tell is very sexy). True bitluk opens her present while fake bitluk is merely content. Last but not least, far off in the back, there is a sweetie making lyluk grafitti!
To all who bared with with over the years this quest has been running, I wish you all a merry christmas/saturnalia and a happy new year!

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885142 No. 885142 ID: e2dc7c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

"Come on! Come on damnit!"


"Work, you piece of junk!"
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No. 1052332 ID: a7a180

Elevator, bottom floor please!
No. 1052341 ID: 15c72a

Dodge past it while it's distracted, get in the elevator and close the door asap.
No. 1052361 ID: a49c9c

Why mess around with a mop? Just throw the whole damn bucket at it, would be just as effective, or maybe even carry the bucket with you, you never know, that doggo may not be the only one here with you.
No. 1052367 ID: 00eb4b

Slide under it and kick it in the balls, then run to the elevat. The balls kicking is optional.
No. 1052397 ID: fc6e30

Next time we should find a lighter to light the mop on fire and burn the DOGGO.

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1022488 No. 1022488 ID: e79fc8 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

In lieu of the hiatus, the quest has been retconned to offer a fresh opportunity to select companions for the basement. Please review the end of Chapter 13 for the starting point.

CHAPTER 1 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/692327.html
CHAPTER 2 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/696969.html
CHAPTER 3 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/715522.html
CHAPTER 4 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/727645.html
CHAPTER 5 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/736166.html
CHAPTER 6 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/743488.html
CHAPTER 7 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/754011.html
CHAPTER 8 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/759736.html
CHAPTER 9 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/768999.html
CHAPTER 10 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/784444.html
CHAPTER 11 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/812307.html
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No. 1051877 ID: 9a2966

>She's strong, isn't she?
"Strong and scared. Reminds me of someone. Take care, Julia."

Sin may not be all that twigs the Reverends - love and togetherness - especially with Susannah, in that carnal speech way - might be a factor, as detailed in the theory here:

>What next
Go to the kitchen, make some coffee or something to help Susannah sober up faster.

Maybe ponder methods to collect and contain ashes, if that 'Plath ashes' theory is true. Could you bind it up in something? Clay? Soap? Stick it in a jar? It seems like too mortal and ordinary of a solution to work out in the long run, but maybe it could help in a small way.
No. 1051902 ID: f1cb5b

Being responsible when you don't wanna sucks Chuck. You better get this shit taken care of. Why we haven't already headed to the catacombs to see if you can find whatever is holding this place together I dunno.

But I'd say it's time to gather the troops and wage war on evil puritains.
No. 1051964 ID: 296254

the snake immediately hunted and ate a rabbit on site
No. 1051965 ID: bb78f2

just let the people fuck because I don't think there's anything we can do about it
I don't know why, but being stuck in this horrible situation has inspired hornyness to spread more than ever before
I think there's going to be a town orgy before long
No. 1052365 ID: 00eb4b

Wait until she turns a corner and then follow and spy on her, just to get an idea of what she's doing.

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1036060 No. 1036060 ID: 4ef090 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Threads and magic, these are the same. But what happens if you pull that thread too far? Silly nudity, obviously.

This quest is NSFW
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No. 1051850 ID: ceaf93

got lost in the fire and lost in your head, apparently deep enough you aren't tired? apologise and ask if she slept well?
No. 1051853 ID: 83fb9f

You're actually fine. Maybe you'll need a half break somewhere later in the day but for now you're okay to keep moving. Easy to lose track of time when watching the fire.
No. 1051857 ID: 2aa5f0

the fire gave me all the rest I needed so don't worry about it.
No. 1051865 ID: 1ff64e

Check your clothes, is something wrong with the color, or did you just tire out your eyes with all that staring at the fire?
No. 1052363 ID: b01382

Mmmmmmm yes femboy with widehips gives me reason to wake every morning.

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1042403 No. 1042403 ID: 681cb5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

[Super NSFW]

ACT 2: The Garden of Creation

Wiki and last thread: https://tezakia.net/wiki/Lascivious_Labyrinth
Discussion thread: https://tezakia.net/kusaba/questdis/res/134609.html#134609

Somewhere deep in the most tenebrous wilderness, far from civilization and decency, it is said that a grand temple of some old forgotten god lay hidden. In those ancient rumor-shadowed halls, acts of unbridled hedonism and profane rituals were indulged in wild abandon, all to please the fertility god the structure was dedicated too. It is a place where instinct and impulse is acted upon without care.

There are also myths about a great treasure, hidden in the deepest catacombs, far below the surface, forever watched over by mighty guardians and fiendish traps. The corridors are said to twist and turn with a serpent-like suggestion, their writhing path hiding many dangers and foes, but if you stay vigilant they will lead you to your greatest desire. Many before you have been seduced by the myth and been enthralled by the ravenous desire…

…Of the Lascivious Labyrinth.
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No. 1051668 ID: 2a82d3

While there may be at least 3 different positions to dominate her, the most important part is raising her fertility enough to put a litter in. Keep fonding her to find where she likes to be touched, but also ease her into her inpending humiliation to give her a chance to enjoy it. Make her rare experience as a submissive as pleasureable as you can, and make it clear that you still respect her as a fighter afterwards. (Half the tribe probably forgot they even had telekinesis.) If she hasn't been a mother yet (and I suspect she has, usually the dominant one), encourage her to be one (once more). Both of you have agreed that your children will be strong, combining her discipline with your potential.

If her being civilized works to cover for her domination kink, then lacking etiquette is a perfect opportunity to practice your charm. Be honest and sincere with the one you love; shower her not literally but with grand romantic gestures and don't stop no matter how awkward and dorky you get and how embarrassed she will be. Hug her and call her George (er, Georgette). Openly reconsider being her servant or student for the day, after impregnating her of course. If she wants you as a chair, you'd be happy to carry her around since Volin eggs are big and heavy compared to other races. You could even double down and swear never let her feet touch the ground. Going above and beyond as a lover and father would also advance your tribes' goals of proving themselves the superior and nobler culture.
No. 1051702 ID: 36784c

It seems her boobs are sensitive and playing with them is disrupting her attempts of escape! Keep doing it!

>how to knock her up?
Lift her off the ground and impale her onto your dick!
No. 1051754 ID: a9af05

Keep hold of her boobs and squeeze them while your other hand snakes down and you start putting fingers in her pussy to get her warmed up for the main event.
No. 1053740 ID: 2420bf

Grab the back of her neck with your teeth! She won't struggle as much if she worries about cutting herself on your teeth! Also, some love nibbles might distract her long enough for you to start fucking her.

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1051343 No. 1051343 ID: 33f0ce hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

“…So, why are we making this again?” The green stickman said to, honestly no one in particular. Just a habit of thinking out loud. Something he should probably get rid of if he’s now going to be working here.

The black stockmen adjacent to him lets out a short, but extremely exasperated sigh, the type you do after getting asked the same question for the four-hundredth time (even though this is the first time being asked) “It doesn’t have a purpose-at least not yet anyways.” He continues to write on his board. Noting down subject’s vitals (stable), mental action (None so fair(same as yesterday)), any changes in body (also none(it appears the subject has reached “maturity”)) and…dick size…he once again leaves that part blank.

“You think it’s a …you know?” He replies before black even has a chance to answer, “A living sex toy?”

The mere thought stings black’s mind, “No. it is not a “living sex toy”. It is probably going to be some soldier or slave race they’re making.” He talked like a stern parent denying a kid wanting to go to McDonalds.

Green is quite a bit taken back by this response, “You…you actually want them to be something like that?”

Black once again sighs for the same reason in somehow more exasperated tone, “Yes, yes I do.” He sounds even more annoyed than before, “Because if you’d just used your brain for one second, you’ll realize that we’re SCIENTISTS! Not some…some over glorified sex sells men!”

“I know I know! I was just saying it’s a little weird how there’s no other protective measures! I mean, no turrets, lock down doors, not even harder glas-“

“No you don’t know!” Black is just actively yelling at Green now. Green definitely didn’t deserve this-and Black knows. He’s just venting at him because of all the mouths and late nights and failures and miscommunications thAT WOULD
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No. 1051435 ID: d77e6f

You know honestly I’m surprised you’re all not picking dog or writing in cat. Because well, you know.
No. 1051438 ID: 96112b


You are the greatest stick rapper who ever lived.
No. 1051468 ID: fb2164

Phoenix, birb but s p i c i e r
No. 1051567 ID: de253f

Dick jokes are temporary, but shroom is eternal.

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1041125 No. 1041125 ID: 262964 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

The night is cast like a net, the air is still, and yet you are here. All alone. Lost on some Forgotten Road.
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No. 1051403 ID: b01382

rat butts excite me so
No. 1051404 ID: e5709d

Okay that is definitely not normal. The driver tries to murder you, but doesn't try again with their big scary truck or get out of the car to finish the job?
Methinks they were brainwashed into doing that.

This has gone from a heist to a semi-supernatural thriller. Rack your brains for all the phone numbers. You need to talk to someone you know is normal.
No. 1051408 ID: e13b1d

Could be they're just a nutjob who was looking to splatter some hitchhiker for giggles.

Either way, make the call. It's not safe to rest out here.
No. 1051429 ID: c7f601

Yeah, things are getting really strange and dangerous. Just use the phone already.
No. 1051502 ID: 31dd35

Before you use the phone, read the song lyrics on the back of the page the rocker gave you.

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1049624 No. 1049624 ID: 481e64 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Or 'Yooper Quest'

A short quest about living in Northern Michigan where anything can happen.

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No. 1050013 ID: 4286b4

Jump in Koara's lap to evade the danger.
No. 1050022 ID: c28082


>the suit

Oh no. Oh NO. Don't tell me she's secretly one of those MEGA-NERDS who got that costume from the CometQuest promo that's horribly skin-tight and slinky and looks like it was picked up at that "adult novelty" store just off the highway ...

... anyway, probably time to dodge or something? I dunno, what's coming toward you and your friend unfortunate acquaintance?
No. 1050243 ID: 663c95

Is it a voice you recognize? This COULD be Mire (or even somebody else with quick reactions) trying to provide you with an out. And even if not, it may yet still be spun into an out, so I guess act fast and think faster.
No. 1050262 ID: e5709d

Ask what she's using to stuff her trenchcoat.
Glaze your vision with imaginary office plant plushies as she streaks.
No. 1050828 ID: 15a025

You broke the breaks?!

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1034777 No. 1034777 ID: 8483cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Attention, duelists! It’s time for a massively multiversal Questden card tournament!

The quest will follow the duelists of Group A in their quest to win the grand prize: their heart’s deepest desire, to be granted by the host of the tournament.

Group A’s Duelists
Name, Author, Quest Title, Wiki Link)
- Lady Serah Kensington, Donut, Lazy Fairy, https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy
- Enid Anderson and Franklin, Himitsu, Perpetuity, https://questden.org/wiki/Perpetuity
- The Mystery Duelist, Clockwork Seal, ???, https://questden.org/wiki/ClockworkSeal
- Carl Marks, tippler, Good Impression/Girl Talk/STAY INSIDE https://questden.org/wiki/Good_Impression

- Companionship (and Attendants), Donut, Mosaic, https://questden.org/wiki/Mosaic

Many thanks in advance to all the guest artists providing card art and depictions of duelists!
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No. 1050390 ID: 629f2e
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“Onnnnneeeee more thing.”

“I’m scared to ask, but what is it?” Enid asks.

Double Summon.” Bonnie says, holding a spell of that name. “Wanna guess what it does?”

“...” Enid deadpans.

“...Let’s you summon twice?” Franklin earnestly guesses.

“Correct! And I think my second normal summon should be another big tribute monster. This one’s even stronger, come on out Strong Fire Bird!

The tributes vanish, leaving a torrent of flame, from out of which steps a bird wearing a postman’s hat and jacket.

[ Strong Fire Bird, Beast-Warrior-Type, Level 8, ATK: 3300, DEF:2400 ]
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No. 1050391 ID: 8483cf

C. I want to see this card in action, it's 100% a Franklin card.
No. 1050392 ID: 45ebeb

No. 1050398 ID: e5709d

C, and one of you brats drew a rat with big boobies on it so now Rathoney can't resist.
No. 1050804 ID: f02852

I'm going to go with A. Sounds powerful.

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1045758 No. 1045758 ID: f57349 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

"Rise and shine, miss Haarlock! Or was it 'shine and... rise'? Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest..."

Clang of docking clamps wakes you with a jolt, tumbling out of bed.

https://questden.org/wiki/JamesLeng https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4587981[/spoiler]
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No. 1048961 ID: e5709d

>Waiting it out like a Chartist seemed safer than trusting the helm of a Tempest-class strike frigate to an illiterate nine-year-old.
Further-Lord can't help himself. He lets loose a bellowing chortle.
"*Ahem* S-sorry, inside joke about expiration date of bio-organic warhound liver spouts. Don't ask-tell.
Wait, you said illiterate? T-that's no-no joke! The girl must travel-sight a marvel of Inter-Chaotic ship technology, and she doesn't even know how to tell the stop / self-destruct buttons apart, let alone a space-flight manual?! Who do I need to report for kill-kill- I mean execution?"

Further-Lord realizes the whole room is now staring at him.

"Yes-yes, all of you praise the All-Saviour-All-Destroyer, He who shall obliterate all Chaos in all things for all the Imperium (once we man-things get our God-Emperor-be-Damned act together). Apologies for the verbal tics, can't stop them, install-grafted sacred biotechnology to save-preserve it from decay out of broken tube. Manual said it was tested on rats. Manual never said it harvested brains of rats and grafted them to user.
...A demonstration is in order. Yes-yes."

Further-Lord finds the nearest piece of technology or aching crewmember and 'repairs' them.
No. 1049086 ID: f57349
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Everyone in the meeting room whips out a pistol and aims at the babbling rat-monster, who promptly vanishes into thin air.

>Pozzo Ekasdottir equips archaeotech laspistol (unloaded)

Acting Captain Flinders taps a button on the table, engaging an in-ship vox link.
"Gellar field status?"
"All green, sir. Nothing to report." The assembled senior officers relax, slightly.
"Acknowledged. Over and out." Taps again, disconnecting. "Goddamn hallucinations."
No. 1050233 ID: f57349

Any exorcist worth her salt could tell you that "neither within the law nor outside it" and "entire star system" do not belong in the same sentence.

Quaddis is essentially a planet-sized vacation getaway for the upper crust of the Calixis Sector's nobility, kept in perpetual extraterritorial limbo by a legal loophole. As heir to the Haarlock line, May is the closest thing it has to a planetary governor. There were no fixed orbital facilities or other industrial infrastructure to speak of, even before some more recent catastrophe. Interplanetary-range vox chatter is mostly a mix of eerie silence and variations on the Voidfarer's Prayer for Aid.

Initial skim by the astropathic choir estimates only a few hundred thousand people left alive across the entire system. When the Sigilite's Word last passed through here, just a few months ago, that was roughly four million, expected to swell to over five million as offworld visitors arrived to view the Grand Conjunction and attend the concomitant Festival of Tattered Fate. That event was last week - around the same time as the incident at Ice Station Mara, and far too recently for conventional transport to have departed via any safe jump point unless they broke orbit before the festival started.

Your party has effectively been reunited. Novator Benhamin "Old Ben" Nostromo, alpha-level psyker Lottie "The Burning Princess," Anguish, and Magos Biologis Sarcos "Bubbles" Vathek, aren't in the same room with Acting Captain Flinders, the rest of the navy officers, Ekasdottir, Further-Lord, and May (who hasn't been formally recognized as being in charge of much of anything yet), but from their respective duty stations they can all speak to each other easily through the in-ship vox, and everyone else seems to be assuming Maioigo Haarlock knows more than them about what the hell is going on.

Ships in orb
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No. 1050343 ID: 3f01d5

Let's start by asserting control, rounding up surviors- locals can likely tell us the rough shape of the thing, then we can get detailed examinations later. Standard quarantines protocols, let's make sure we're not losing anyone from our crew to whatever happened here.
No. 1050661 ID: f57349

First distinction in ship types is warp capability. Non-warp-capable ships include orbital habitats, semi-static planetary defenses, and everything from tiny passenger shuttles (such as the ever-popular aquila lander) to multi-million-ton in-system vessels which could in principle be fitted with a warp drive but simply haven't been.

Among warp-capable ships, the major distinction is size.
Smaller category is escorts, subdivided into transports, raiders, and frigates.
Largest common category is capital ships: heavy transports, light cruisers, cruisers, battlecruisers (also sometimes known as heavy cruisers), and grand cruisers.
Finally, battleships. They're equivalent to at least two cruisers each, ranging on up into huge, absurd superweapons. Rarely seen outside major fleet engagements.

Raiders are fast but fragile. Frigates are more well-rounded. Usually takes five or six of either to be a fair fight against a cruiser, and you could expect to lose at least one in the process, but they're not really meant for fleet battles - any given ship of the line can only be in one place at a time (not counting arrive-before-you-left warp shenanigans), so if you've got five escorts and your enemy has one cruiser, ideal strategy is to spread out. One encounters the enemy capital ship and retreats, while the other four get to play "I brought a space warship to this meeting and you didn't."

Not quite up to that level yet, though. So, what do you want for your family's new flagship? Your father, and several generations of Haarlocks before him, operated out of a frigate known as the Spear of Destiny. It's not here, but there are about a dozen escort-sized vessels to choose from, could probably find something similar.

Could even combine the best of two or more of them, thanks to the Viat Lux, a Goliath-class heavy transport outfitted as a mobile shipyard
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1035194 No. 1035194 ID: d98cb8 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Unbalanced - Part Two

New Problems


Unbalanced is a cooperative quest, written by crows and illustrated by Milquetoaster!

From this point on it will occasionally be nsfw, including nudity and possibly sexual scenes, if you play your cards right.

Readers be warned!

Part One: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1026080.html
Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Unbalanced
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No. 1050498 ID: 708905

Might I ask who and why?
No. 1050562 ID: 8483cf

"So what's keeping you, then?"
No. 1050565 ID: 663c95

Is that why we're in front of the hospital, then?
No. 1050571 ID: a2d88b

Ooh, very good question. Seconding this.
No. 1050574 ID: 83fb9f

Surely they deserve this, I would imagine.

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1047774 No. 1047774 ID: 5499f4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Suggestion: an idea or plan put forward for consideration. - Dictionary
Chess: a board game of strategic skill for two players, played on a checkered board. - Dictionary
Suchesstion: A terrible idea - [LOGIC]

Written and illustrated by EDMANGO
EDMANGO’S PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/Edmango

NOTE: This quest is HIGHLY experimental and may very well die shortly after conception, there will be death, there will be gods, and there will be… shenanigans? 18+. Reader discretion advised. No understanding of prior EDMANGO quests required.

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No. 1049948 ID: 8483cf

DONUT will purchase the +3 resistance to projectiles, and ask if I can also spend 1 Karma on ½ heart armor. Because why not.

Actions: Move to E5 and collect the roses.
No. 1050098 ID: ec9f3a

Err, sorry swordman, I think we perceive the world very differently, I wonder what we look like to you... I'd gladly explain what little I know but that would be weird and stressful, so I can't, sorry.
But I can probably give advices I think? You should try to cause change. Big changes are better if I understand correctly. "May your passion incite change."
Maybe you knew that ? That's all I got anyway, good luck, whatever you choose to do!

I confirm the purchase of the infinite watering can.

Coda advances to E1
Coda starts tending to the flowers and watering them.

You grew well, you're even prettier than I thought! You'll be a beautiful meadow in no time, I'm sure of it.
No. 1050116 ID: f2320a

I will PURCHACE this tool if the end result of crafting is alive if i so choice
No. 1050128 ID: fce62b

-Full Action: DO; Continue to CRAFT the [BOW]
- *Bows head to [CURIOSITY].
-- "I confirm my purchase. Thank you for your time, and your answers. I apologize that I cannot give you any gossip in return, it needs to be someone else who finds it, not me."
- Free Action: ADVANCE G2.
No. 1050309 ID: 87f492

Setval's got the right idea here

Just as suspected there is a world outside of this. Walls are artificial limitations. Ones swrd1 is probably bypassing without issue because he's native. Still say he should flee. Would be best to warn without commanding... perhaps this?
Swrd1, should you stay your life will be risked while those of the blues will not be. Staying here is pointless if you can earn your sword places outside of here.

> [CURIOSITY] Makes sure that only the players can hear the following
Hostile suggestors too? Was a hostile query so probably how that was intended.
Hmm so either way total victory involves genocide. Would stalemate of endless war be better overall?
While consumption does sound bad, we're given no info how severe it is. Given that these supposed gods set up this system instead of getting a full war campaign it may not be that bad. Or perhaps... well, since they may be listening you guys can figure out what the rest is.

Of course with rule 16, quite a huge question is raised.
How could beings that can be sentenced (thus punished) grow powerful enough to endanger worlds?
Or does rule 16 not apply to them at all?
Dimensional refugee is a term that has been used...
[Justice] had a list of what kblin04 did... so supposedly should be sentenced...
What exactly is going on here...?
Have to get further evidence.

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Welcome to Cookiequest, a magical tale of horror! Potentially NSFW, this quest will have blood, gore, death, dark themes, and maybe sexual content depending how things go.

Chapter 1: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/986362.html
Discussion Thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/134762.html
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No. 1050102 ID: b1ffbb
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Cookie squeezes tight on Sherb's hand as they make a beeline toward the lake. The lake parts itself like a cell undergoing mitosis, its childish crayon waves like a dark blobby fog rather than a grand body of water. There's a stairway leading into the depths... Cookie and Sherb dive in.
No. 1050103 ID: b1ffbb
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The hallway underwater is suffocating, although there was plenty of air. The lake plunges far down as any ocean, chilly and isolating as the space stretches on far infinity--a walk in the wrong direction would ensure you were lost in the gloom forever. The water gurgles with fish and deep-sea creatures obscure in the shadows, the latter whose florescent eyes follow the two strangers fumbling their way through.
No. 1050104 ID: b1ffbb
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Marshal is standing in the deepest pit.
No. 1050105 ID: e51896

call out to him
No. 1050129 ID: de253f

Call it a hunch, but you might wanna hold it on approaching Marshal until you're entirely sure he isn't possessed or something right now.

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Eight weeks ago, strange lights were reported along the coast some five hundred miles south of An-Teng- Anathema, or so the local Immaculates believe. Seven weeks ago, an oath-bound brotherhood was sent to “cut their teeth” so to speak, investigating the reported anima banner and sending word of their findings back to the Realm. Four weeks ago, they stopped reporting in, seeming to have disappeared like so many cargo ships and laborers before them. Two weeks ago, you were hired by an Immaculate Monk as bodyguards and worldly aids to travel to Ironport, the last known location of your younger cousins, with the intent to find out what happened to them, ensure stability of the realms interests in the region, and most importantly, bring in whatever anathema caused this mess, alive. About three hundred miles before reaching your destination however, a Lintha ship has been spotted, attempting to put out what seems to be a rather threatening amount of flames currently endangering hull, sail, and crew.
Post a character sheet, describe where you are physically in relation to the burning ship, the method of transportation that got you there, and provide a roll accompanying a declared action.
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No. 1047354 ID: 287555

rolled 9, 9, 1, 4, 8, 3, 7, 7, 4, 7, 6, 4, 10, 7, 4, 9, 7, 9, 8, 7, 5, 5, 7, 7, 9, 8, 2, 8, 3, 5, 7, 3, 8, 4, 8, 7, 3, 7, 8, 8, 4, 8, 6, 3, 4, 5, 10, 9, 6, 7 = 314

Not sure if social stuff timing and actions are still relevant, but if I need to roll Join Debate or Join Battle in order to jump in, that's (Wits 5 + Awareness 3) either way.

Marisa will attempt to step forward and interject before things get too. "Woah woah, 'su! Just out of curisority, what's the penalty on the books for bandits engaging in mass poisoning and murder to facilitate looting, again? Maybe it woulda been neater if someone official executed or enslaved 'em... but if a faerie got in the local's heads, well, that's what faeries do, innit?"

"In fact, why don't we make sure you are thinking clearly and not whammied..." the air aspect muses, before shoving her Illusion-Shattering Mirror in Illicium's face.
No. 1048082 ID: ab48d9

rolled 1, 7, 10, 2, 1, 1, 10, 6, 1, 5, 4, 9, 7, 5, 3, 9, 3, 8, 3, 1, 4, 3, 10, 5, 6, 7, 5, 6, 1, 4 = 147

Ribbons would also try and join in as this has escalated to much more violent direction then expected.trying to join Mar in stopping this breaking point in the conversation.

"Hey! Hey, you go on about doing things legally and just, and while I do not doubt that this punishment is fitting. You HAVE to do it by the books, else your no better then the magistrates you say your better than. Plus they get it now. This opens up plea deals. Why kill a single roach, when you can take down a hive, yea?"

They stated, trying to help Mar calm the situation down to a less violent level.
No. 1048616 ID: 3f01d5

rolled 9, 5, 4, 4, 10, 2, 1, 6, 10, 9, 5, 3, 9, 10, 10, 6, 9, 6, 6, 10, 1, 9, 2, 10, 4, 7, 9, 10, 6, 4, 9, 3, 1, 5, 9, 10, 10, 8, 10, 10, 7, 8, 1, 1, 5, 10, 3, 9, 7, 6, 10, 3, 4, 9, 7, 2, 7, 1, 4, 2 = 377

>9, 9, 1, 4, 8, 3, 7, 7
five successes,
>7, 10, 9, 8, 2, 6,
Posu also got five successes,
>1, 7, 10, 2, 1, 1, 10
and Ribbons got 4.

Marisa starts calling out to Ragara Bolang Posu, but, like the tide, the water aspect is not halted or slowed and her terrible strength crashes against Illicium's bones. By the time Marisa finished putting the mirror up to the mans face, his arm is already broken.

Sweat drips onto the mirrored surface as he tries to breath through the pain- fast and shallow, air being sucked through his teeth. Finally though, he looks, and he sees- himself. Twisted and bent forward, he stammers out a response to your questions while Ribbons attempts to talk down Posu.

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rolled 1, 9, 1, 9, 4, 2, 1, 1, 8, 10, 2, 10, 1, 3, 5, 10, 4, 7, 5, 8, 5, 1, 9, 1, 5, 2, 9, 4, 2, 3, 4, 1, 7, 8, 2, 3, 10, 4, 3, 7, 9, 8, 10, 1, 3, 6, 8, 6, 3, 10 = 255


Well, that was the piece that Posu was missing, and she would let the man go from his arm, spine unbroken.

"There shouldn't be exactly much to get in the way of that. You've already been conscripted, and while it might not be enough, service is a step in the right direction."


In regards to Ribbon's words, she had to point out. "Actually, widely accepted legal doctrine is to disregard the words of any non-citizen of the Blessed Isle in defense of their actions against any persons living in territory controlled by the Realm. Obviously it's set up that way with the usually correct notion that a Judge would rarely if ever actually leave the isle and most trials involving non-citizens would be tried in local courts to the satrapies involved or with stowaways, who didn't pay the four to six talent cost of immigration or are in dereliction of the terms of their ten years of labor, but by all accounts even using torture as opposed to just jumping directly to enslavement or death at the moment that he was a suspect is already going above and beyond the call of duty. Though in practice I imagine any judge with more than a decade of experience to behave similarly."


"And speaking of going above and beyo
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No. 1049992 ID: f57349

rolled 8, 6, 2, 9, 8, 4, 4, 10, 2, 9, 7, 2, 7, 10, 4, 9, 8, 5, 6, 5, 1, 8, 9, 2, 6, 7, 2, 9, 10, 3, 8, 2, 8, 6, 4, 3, 10, 5, 6, 6, 7, 7, 9, 9, 3, 2, 3, 7, 9, 5, 6, 6, 3, 3, 10, 2, 4, 8, 2, 9 = 354

Rolling to treat injury, setting the broken bone correctly so it'll heal without permanent impairment.

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