Tell Eade you woke up late, you havent done that yet.
How much time is 8912 clicks? In terms of, say, the average time between system updates? Just to get a feel for how long that it.

>>1076579
Hell naw!

We need to close this up and put up multiple temporary layers around it to isolate it.

After that, we can send in proxies to probe it, but only after we have isolated it.

Ofc, there is no telling what may have already made its way in, but quarantining the area will both prevent more from getting in, and also keep anything from getting out.

It may also be a good idea to set up automated measures to block, record, and trace any potential attempts to enter or leave through the breach. This shouldn't be too hard as you know where the breach is, just have it record and deny any requests that go through or reference the breached area.

Set up multiple quarantine layers so that after the quarantine is set up, we can slowly work through the affected data layer by layer, making sure it is clean and reintegrating it while shrinking down the quarantined area. Ideally this would lead to restoring all of the data and leaving only the breach quarantined. Just make sure the layers are thick as fuck, with multiple redundant security measures. The final layer should flat-out block any and all incoming and outgoing data through the hole, at least for the time being.

>>1076579

Don't go in, call it in first!

Also, they could've driven a V3 Bike into the wall. It depends on which 'inside a computer' aesthetic we follow, for what the hypothetical bike would look like!

>>1076518
Ead is prime otganic stock in form optimal for replication and storage but what does it reprisent

Weren't you supposed to be an Intrusion Analyst? It's time to do your job! A job which you always take very seriously, right? Analyze this intrusion by going through the hole. You must do this. This is your hole. It was made for you.

Jek sweep!

>>1076654
For clarification: Jekesson gains 500 DEF per kid he's fighting along with. Germ is the one that gains extra ATK when he is with other lizards.

>>1076574
HR stands for Helpful Resources in the simulation and it's been played in the cibercafé next door.

I think Germ is out of the question, even if you manage to get some good dragons, that defense is too low at this point of the game
Jek seems good but a species-swap effect or straw and warwick putting any child to defend means he's done for
I'd say go for Dusty,very good base stats and defense, and if she survives you'll get the ball rolling again next turn

Okay, I swear I already voted here, but I guess I didn't submit it?

This decision seems pretty easy. Jekesson and Germ both require setup to surpass Dusty, but you can't really afford that right now. And even if it is unlikely, Jek wven introduces an additional loss condition if Strawberi can get a child type character. Dusty's stats are the most consistent, and they're high enough to pumch over Njar to get rid of the Feather Duster. Dusty is the play.

Go dusty and have them eat our dust... but not literally our dusty, i meant dust as in... forget it, just play Dusty.

>>1076386
Ooooh. New tech unlocked! If you put that brain part in a body that's actually durable and dangerous, we could use it as another team member. Better focus on the durable quality though since it's going to be hard to give it detailed combat advice. The rat might still have some use though. Either as a disposable bomb delivery device or a scout, depending on how well it follows detailed instructions, and if it can communicate back in any way.

Anyway, tell the twins you can control it, and demonstrate by making it do a headstand.

Rat: Do a headstand.

You'll be a Night-mare! That's pretty cool.

Anyway. Does this make you a psychic? Guess it's got kind of an investment needed. I do think the initial plan won't work if both of us need to order simultaneously, and the others aren't going to like being puppeted. But still, an interesting and useful new trick.

>>1076386
This….

Means you/we can give mental commands to ourselves or anyone or thing that has bits of our brain in it. There’s strain to doing so. Maybe it uses magic for this persuasion of the self?

So maybe we can’t protect against the necromancer - we’re still undead - but we might be able to give suggestions you can choose to pick instead of their commands.

If we play that right, you might even trick them into thinking the control magic won’t work on you at all. That should proper terrify them. Or you csn pretend to be under their control and use that to get close.

All that remains is testing it against the repelling charm. Use the test subject - and yourself, for good measure. Move on through, past the effect. If the strain is much, we need to look into ways of lessening it.

>>1076385
You know, if you really really want horse parts, give yourself appropriately sized legs, tail, ears, and unmentionables and call it a day.

Staying bipedal is a must. You can lie down, sit down, easily take stairs, fit in elevators and vehicles, crouch, go prone, etc.
Plus you lose less humanity.

>>1076678
Yes to the first no to the second. Remember, sustaining humanity is linked to fetters, such as relationships and obsessions, so by feeding into her horse hobby she loses less humanity than her current bioware.

>>1076386
Well, we know what we're doing for the rest of the week. How much do low-grade brains cost?

>>1076550
Tell her you have eliminated an intruder, but not before he swapped bodies with Grace. Is there any way they can restore a backup of her body or something?

Waaaaaaait a minute:

>>1072729
>It is your first day after all, and you haven’t introduced yourself to anyone yet.

>>1076550
>HR Manager: ”Is that…? Flynn who is that with you?”

we never told anyone, including the HR Manager our name, except to Grace.... How did she know our name was Flynn?

>>1076556
It's true!

Punch the impostor and make her switch bodies with Grace.

> leave it to Beaver!

Whatever we do, resist the urge to trade otter puns with her. Resist. Just calmly and collectedly tell her what's the motter.

>>1076556
HR usually knows who's who because they're the ones that usually have a say, if not the final say, on who's hired or fired. That said, no harm in bluffing and seeing if they know that fact or not.

Arthur Seiles 2023/09/25(Mon)17:18 No. 1073232 ID: bffc02
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The necromancer talk certainly disturbs me, yet even worse is that... these people, this city, the country of Seftacra, they...
I think I'm going to be sick. My sight gets blurry with tears.
Grief.
You wouldn't understand, any of you, but...
Dragons *cannot* be harmed. It's fundamental in almost every culture, fundamental maybe even in the functions of this entire world, that dragons are one of the few species considered sacred and untouchable by ANY mortal affairs! After all the secrets they shared with us, after all the infrastructure they helped to build, after all the technological advancements they told us we could and helped us make, purely out of their own kindness, and this is how Seftacra and Aicet repaid them!?

Get back up. Damn you Arthur, focus!
And focus I do.

These necromancers also seem to be a problem. Anything occult is serious. Things like this can tear down any economy, no matter how strong it is. There's one job opportunity at least, and that would be helping the Aicet military in defending the city.
Back to the task at hand.

>>1072497
The... JOB BOARD is a physical object, something we'll have to find out here in the streets.
I say that we make things simple now. We find this JOB BOARD, gloss over the opportunities, and locate the Grander Brothers establishment. Then, the long day will be over at last.

>Dragons are sacred
I will not deny their part in building and maintaining your civilization, but has it ever occurred to you that idols who, supposedly out of good will, enforce the foundations of society may very well have their own selfish agenda? Just as they lifted you up, they could be holding you back, and you'd never know. Their untouchability means if any of them were corrupted by something, some twisted force beyond mortal comprehension or just decay from old age, they could make random citizens disappear and face no consequences.

As for the willingness to destroy society over paranoia, mortals are a stupid kind of people. Stupid powerful as well.

Necro's more important. It seems killing them is playing into their hands somehow. We need to scout out their operations, see if they're resurrecting after death.

Arthur Seiles 2023/11/04(Sat)13:38 No. 1076433 ID: bffc02
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>>1073390
Huh. I haven't pondered it much before, but it could be true. It *is* true. Oh, but whatever could we do against the politicians, the aristocrats, the elites? Nothing.
You feel a special kind of despair when you know that a battle can't be won in a satisfying way.
Dragons, out of their own kindness, fed societies the secrets they learned. They taught things that would have taken centuries or millennia to find out.
Some believe they can talk to whatever's beyond life. To the gods of whatever religion is true. To the embodied energy that made the universe.
Fundamentally, we're not allowed to know too much about the scaly beauties. They've told us everything they wanted to, everything they could. The rest of the information we want from them, the fabric of reality always seems to stop us from finding.

The necromancers, that's a new kind of thing to me. I've never heard of cults being so large that they can have an entire city quietly under siege. I'll keep a lookout, like everyone else.

At long last, the precious JOB BOARD is found. There's a bunch of job applications, news articles, and other miscellanea pinned to it.

"THE ●AICET GAZETTE:● ON THE 7TH
ANGELINA HAYES: WARMONGER OR NOT?

As all Seftacrans would know by now, Angelina Hayes is the last living sister to celebrity Ezra Hayes, and is the seventh council member and Seftacra representative of the elusive Omnescar security organization. Omnescar first began in 1499, founded to provide formidable machine-based military assistance to the ten countries it represents. When the 7th was appointed to the enclave in Seftacra, she started making her moves in Cicalse, now known to be the most technologically advanced city in all o

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The reddest writing says "WE WILL KNOW" but I can't decipher the rest.

I'm curious about the clockwork greenery, but I think medical and military will be more serious paths.

>>1076211
They were indeed deleted.

>>1075926
To: [Labcoat]
*calm
There is no need to worry. Aside from the obvious our [boss] is otherwise unharmed.

To [A555EX]:
Y'know? I kinda forgot we could just straight up go to the areas of the planet that are responsible for those functions.
I don't know how useful doing so would be but I imagine we would gain something out of it.
*excitement
Plus I've always wondered what the insides of a living, functional planet would look like upclose.
Would the [Vocal Cords] be a place where we could be private or is that still TOO public for you to... Manifest?
Though I would say we should do that after we visit [Archivist].

Oh I deleted them because I am leaving this story It was nice reading it but some one just keeps saying stop it whenever I post on here now so I am done

if they don't want me here why stay so bye

((Next update has unfortunately been pushed back to the 26th of November. I number of school projects have been assigned all at once, and I'll need the weekend to work on them all.))

((Thank you for everyone who has read/suggested, and sorry for the inconvenience.))

Subtly guide them to the awful truth.
"Oh, we don't eat."
"Yeah, puffball stuffs all our food in her mouth. We want her to."

so like... It seemed like they were just going along with Sally and John at first, but now I'm thinking they might've bought it wholesale, which is a bit awkward...

Ok the date was fun but this is getting weird.

Silence 2023/09/06(Wed)16:47 No. 1071865 ID: ed041d
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Name: Dagan

I Am A: Synthetic Dragon

Seeking: She-Dragon

Looking For: Casual Date, Hangouts, Possible sex?

About Me: I'm a single dragon, something called a "replicant" and largely made of synthetic materials. Advanced construction, super strong, and rather flexible. 6 Feet Tall.

Likes: Other dragons, fire, action games, Music, robots, causing a little bit of mischief

Dislikes: Jackasses, people who don't know how to handle weapons properly, EMPs.

>>1071513
Puffball: "Its a bit like how you guys handle the right and left of the body."
Jhonny: "basically there is a reason why puffball is so round heh". Sally:"she is the stomach of the gang, there is a reason for the ball part of Puffball other then the puffy fur"

Or something like that
Also supporting
>>1071518
Basically living vicariously through others
>>1071517
Makes sense if combined to a extreme degree

Er, sorry I meant the other one, the chief.

Baron 2023/11/03(Fri)22:09 No. 1076397 ID: fd2dfa
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Right. The chief. When things go south, he'd head to his private armory. He always boasted that even if the whole building collapsed, that would be the one part of the structure left standing. Only one way in, and he could defend that for days! But with what happened, I bet the boss is on a hair trigger.

"Chief...it's Sergei."

No answer.

"Chief?"

I knock on the door.

"We don't got time to be fucking around Sergei."

"Wait!"

Vidi moves to kick the door in before I can stop her-

Baron 2023/11/03(Fri)22:09 No. 1076398 ID: fd2dfa
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g-OW! FUUUUUCK!

Just like I thought, machine gun fire! Chief had it aimed at the door the moment he heard something.

"CHIEF STAND DOWN! IT'S SERGEI!"

Still nothing. I dunno if he can hear me over his own gun! That's a damned RR-90! Those things can keep firing as long as you got ammo and I know chief would be sitting on a pile of it!

I think he smelled the hegemony uniform and your sister and assumed you were compromised.

Pull Vidian back and keep her from mauling your boss.

>>1076398
Just get away from the door. If the gunfire doesn't stop within 10 seconds then I guess we can just go somewhere else.

>>1074616
Get a snack and drink before bandpractice no point in being hungry

>>1074642

She just had a donut. Something to drink would probably be good though. slurp pond water

Don't throw any more rocks. Is Shane there or not? Guessing not, as only his sister came out. But you could check and see, if you could do so without being suspicious. Which seems unlikely at this point.

>>1074668
A donut is barely anything its literally by volume mostly air its the mass of like a golfball or less but yeah good to get a drink a slushy perhaps or it a slurpie in this universe?

>>1074823

Don't throw rocks - smoke 'em.

Hm. The question is, who's it really from?
Davey: Write the following return message
"GET ME THE @#$% OUT OF HERE!"

>>1075893
Translating from morse...
UFHPFLJ YT LWJDBMNXPJW 680405

It's encrypted. ROT21.
PACKAGE TO GREYWHISKER 680405
Hrm, what to do with the numbers... well, ROT21 goes back 5 letters in the alphabet, maybe we do the same with each digit? That would be 135950.

What do we do with this information? He's being threatened and someone is watching him, but how is he being watched? It could be the same way you're watching him... Should probably keep the information private for now. If the criminals know he knows the secret message, they might try to eliminate him. They can't do anything to US though. For now, we should try gathering information on it ourselves. Find out who Greywhisker is.

Hmm, ask Daveth what his last name is. If it's NOT greywhisker, and the number doesn't match his address, then that proves the package was not meant for him. If he's found with it, he'll be fine.

Consequences worse than starving to death because you can't get out of your house due to earthquakes? I really don't think this is all that important right now, given the circumstances.

Has he considered uh... doing the drugs?

Send it back to wherever it was sent from.
If you find you can't send it back, hot potatoe it.

I'm feeling lucky, punk.

>>1076055
Problem is we don't know where it came from. Whoever is involved, they have the postmaster in their pockets so that they can deliver things without a marked address.

Chocomaca 2023/10/25(Wed)11:56 No. 1075585 ID: d08101
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>>1075399
It's true we cannot evacuate the whole capital planet on board the titans, even big as they are, they are military ships not passenger cruise ships with billions of cabins. Although many would fit in to the corridors we would have no way to organize two things at the same time. A refugee ship and a military operation.

>>1075396
I have found out that the best tactic would be build many, maybe a dozen titan class ships and cluster them together firing every direction with size down from biggest capital ship weapons mounted on rotating turrets to the smaller, but still large point defence turrets and having fleets of heavy corvettes cling close to the hull of the titans, not leaving farther than 300 kilometers in case they are starting to nuke, so they can dodge under the powerful shields of the titans, but still defend against smaller shadow ships intending to avoid the big guns, which tear down every bigger ship that comes too close.

What went wrong in the earlier fleet composition was the main focus was on battleships and cruisers, while the smallest ships were quite undefined in fleet numbers and the titans were not emphasized. This is exactly what the enemy exploited.

>>1075585
Well let's start by budling up some shipyards and defenses around Sanaa and maybe look to hire some mercs to shore up the galaxy's in the short turn.

Then you should look into organizing the raid team...

Chocomaca 2023/10/28(Sat)06:58 No. 1075763 ID: 04e9a4
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>The planet lies abandoned, with its nightside infrastructure unlit as I view it from space.

>>1075763
Well that's not ominous at all. Better send down a team to check.

>>1075799
Before that try to hail the whoever is in charge of the planet to get a response.

A new lifeform? oh no is he going to create competition for you?
But i say hear him out first atleast, you wouldnt punch a guy with glasses right?

Silly Zealot 2023/10/28(Sat)13:13 No. 1075777 ID: 3ea497
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“It’s not a Rokoa clone, is it?”, you ask.

“Oh, goodness, no!” the jolly green serpentine exclaims, “Nothing so dangerous, and especially not so unoriginal. Uh, no offense.”

“Whatever,” you shrug.

“Anyway, what I’m looking to create is, as you can probably guess, the ultimate trash mammal. A creature that is made of selected trash elements that can subsist and thrive in among trash matter.”

“If I can create such a creature, I will be able to use it as a basis for a self-sufficient ecosystem that only requires trash as its base food source. I could even go further and apply it as means of safe natural recycling system-wide!”

“I had already being collecting prime matter when you guys began attackin, I know it’s a bit soon for most to return to their lives, but that gives me a great opportunity to search for more materials unmolested, and there is so much more of it now! I’m mostly looking for organic and mineral items that are both large and distinctive enough to trash. A bodyguard like you would be excellent for the job, and there is a nice amount of Zeny in it, too, what do you say?”

Oh, good. He stopped talking.

“How much Zeny?” you ask.

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Accept: Given the types of trash and given how things are broken down.. All these broken down buildings are considered trash, mineral waste, piping, all such things are worthwhile! Not to mention the stuff within like wood and all that construction material. Lets find the most bombed out area and scavenge.

accept, at least until he leads you back to his hideout.

He wants trash? Repeat that idea of his back to him.

I mean, if we can use as many gears as we like, then we could stack them horizontally into a staircase. Then baby can just crawl down.

Crush the marble with a pile of gears

>>1075512
SLAUGHER THE CHILD

Bribe the child with gears.

"Come down to the ground, child, We have gears for you!"

>>1075496

This, stack them as a staircase, or make the gears -- they can be any size, right?? -- into a pile like s pile of dirt or sand, such that the baby can crawl or roll down without hurting itself.

>>1073800
Fuck dude, we can just add more things with our godly powers, right?

Just spawn a billion dollars

Spawn Two Clown Masks

Suddenly, your ears burst infinite earwax.

Dunky2012 2023/10/24(Tue)16:13 No. 1075489 ID: 2f7f6e
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The rat reminds the plushie that Cabela’s only accepts cash or credit, neither of which they have, and the plushie can’t argue with that. A heist it is, then!

The first step of any good heist is planning and preparation. The rat decides to scout ahead while the plushie tries to find people to recruit. What kind of defenses does this Cabela’s have? Who will the plushie recruit for the team?

The defenses are ALL THE POLICE.
Fortunately, Cabela's is located right next to THE DONUT SHOP. As long as you get your ammo without triggering a SECURITY ALARM they will be far too busy to trouble you.

Recruits? Uh... rat? Plushie should recruit rat. Oh and cat. Plushie should definitely recruit cat. Are there any other characters in this quest who are not deadBORING?

The defenses are lasers, pressure detectors, biometric scanners, 24/7 security, and mechas. Lot of mechas. Cabelas dig mechas, you see. Fortunately, you can also recruit your own oven-mech to help you!

Corrathyn did say the head of security was lost in the initial bombardments and Donarah took her place as head of security. Donarah also seemed very dismissive of us. If there is a imposter, it might be her, and she is currently with Corrathyn.

Lets get to the bottom of this. First, ask if she knows what the person who was the imposter looked like, then Ask if she knows who Donarah is in that order. After she gives us info, make sure you keep a watchful eye of Carlene in case she is a traitor. Maybe handcuff her for now, but assure her that this is only until we get to the bottom of things and if shes innocent, she'll have nothing to worry about and you'll let her go. Assure her the Best way to find out is if Corrathyn recognizes her once we find Corrathyn and Donarah.

Order Konda to head to where Corrathyn and Donarah is heading with you (towards the catacombs). Konda will lead, Carlene will be in the middle, and you behind Carlene to make sure she doesnt get away. Also your in the back so that nobody attacks you and Konda is your shield. Make sure you guys run!

>>1071920
He’s right! Press X to DOUBT!

Grimothy 2023/10/05(Thu)11:21 No. 1074007 ID: 9b127b
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Grimothy ask Carlene to describe the imposter, but the information could be used to describe many humans, which Grimothy has trouble telling apart.
Konda has a more discerning eye when it comes to his own kind.

Konda: "A mole on her right cheek you say? that could be Donarah"

Carlene: "I don't have anyone by that name in my security staff"

Grimothy isn't entirely convinced this woman is entirely to be trusted, but he has no choice but to verify.

Grimothy: "Konda take point, let's see what Donarah has to say for herself"

* * *

Grimothy and Konda reach Corrathyn and Donarah, they are in the catacombs, it seems Donarah decided to go down here before the cathedral even fell.

Corrathyn: "Corporal what are you doing here? and who is this undressed woman?"

Donarah: "indeed, shouldn't you be trying to guard the cathedral right now?"

One of these women is an impostor. We will be conducting interviews with each of you to verify you are who you say you are. Who wants to go first?

the fact Corrathyn isn't aware what the person who claims the be sister Carlene, a head of security looks like, is already suspicious, especially since she's a sister but it could be she never seen what her security crew and sisters look like without their hoods. Ask if Corrathyn recognizes her security and sisters without their hoods, like Sister Donarah, a second in command, for example. How well does she know them. Maybe if Carlene wore a hood, she'd recognize her? Did Corrathyn knew Donarah before she took over as head of security and what she looked like besides her facial features like her mole.

one thing however, is that Carlene is able to know her security team member's names enough to recognize that Donarah isn't one of them, like a good head of security would. Maybe we can ask them both to name some members of their team, and if one of them has problems remembering a lot of them, they are our imposter.

for example, there is a security guard right there near Donarah. maybe our test could be we have Carlene and Donarah whisper that gaurd's name into our ear. Then once we get both answers, the security guard could reveal her name to us out loud. whoever is wrong is our imposter.

> -1hp
> goblin has fainted

yep that tracks

time to level up!

Swagger into the dungeon with panache.

Rotate him into the family guy death pose.

Enter donjon.

Before you enter, throw the gobling into the donjon first. That way you can be sure there aren't any traps in there.

Place him under the doorway, his son too be corpse will make a fine doorstop.

This is it! This is what all that time and hard work in your single day of Swords n' Spells english training with your amigos Felipe and Chestnut has lead up to

Give her a glare, grab the mic, and tell her that despite the sprained leg she had the dishonor of giving you in a peaceful match against your friend in hopes she would weaken you, she has only added fuel to the fire of your soul, and only made you stronger. Mention That flame in your heart burns so violently, you even summoned the Wendigo to go after her, just for the sole reason for you to take him down, and send him back to the depth of the realms in which he is imprisoned in, all with that leg injury of yours. And now, it's her turn. Because she didn't mess with a wreastler, she messed with a luchadora!

Heh no need for a microphone. Just do a thing the whole audience can see. Just yawn perhaps tap your foot too. Like she's all bluster no bite.

>>1074640
Take the mic. Wait a second.

Then bean her with it and go for a leg of your own.

Talk is cheap. You said earlier, quote: "I’m going to snap this bitch like a bamboo shoot."

Get to it.

Oh, that does it.

Snatch the microphone from her hand and say something along the lines of: "Honor? Ha! I only agreed to this match because you attacked me from behind and you were too much of a skank to fight me in a way that wasn't about ripping clothes! You want people to look at us fight naked to make me feel bad and you suck!"

Slut shame her face,
Slut shame her coach,
Slut shame her friends,
And call each one a roach.

Slut shame the crowd,
And the oddly-stained ground,
You'll there is no one,
You can't slut shame around.

"Fuck me in the ass."
Get her confused. You need to take the initiative or your lowered mobility will lose you this match.

>>1074188
Check yourself over for any spills that need wiping, put on your dress, and... I dunno, can you do a little bit of exercise? Or meditate?

Comb your hair, brush your teeth and get dressed. You're gonna have a nice time.

do energy drinks or coffee still work for you? Cause since it's almost time to go I'd just suggest fixing your hair, slamming something to give yourself a quick pick me up... and... uh, so what did you use to do to relax? I mean you are an engineer right? Would tinkering with something help you relax or would that just be work? don't think you've ever said how much you liked engineering now that I think about it so I have no idea if you started that career out of passion or just because you wanted the paycheck.

You have my full permition to eat all the meat.

Then have quick bath, sing a bit on the shower, and put on the dress.

It's time.

Ok, there's nothing wrong with that hair, it's a bit strange looking and that green is usually awful but the gradient you ended up with and your already strange hair work well together making it exotic instead of strange.

Just prepare yourself mentally. You're going to go outside, be around people, and talk about yourself. Talking should come easy, you have a plethora of grand adventure to draw on. Maybe practice a bit since vocalization isn't your strong suit. Avoid getting too drawn into your emotional state because that's what'll draw you into talking about the constant gnawing hunger and all the other things that'll make normies run.

Silly Zealot 2023/09/27(Wed)18:47 No. 1073398 ID: 918cdb
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“BWAAAAAAAH-AAH-AAH! BWAAAAH, it’s not fair! IT’S NOT GOSH GON-DIGGITY FAIR!”

“Language, mister!”

“I just want to hang out and have fun! Why do mom and dad have to ground me all the time?! I just get bored sometimes! It’s not like I hurt anyone for real, and they are always out digging stuff in the ruins or whatever, they never have fun with me! I just wanna have fun! I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY FRIENDS!”

“Awww, there, there…” you say in your soothing, motherly voice.
Toriel says it too.

“I’m sure there is plenty fun we can have here, after I help you with your homework!”

*Sniff* “Hm? Like what?”

“Well, um, for instance…!”

Lime has momentarily defeated by your quick coercive thinking, but he is feeling pretty down. Suggest ways to encourage him to finish his homework with you and stay the night in the house without further incident.

Ask him what his misbehavior was that got him grounded. You can show him how dangerous it was then, and why his parents are trying so hard not to get him to do it again. It's good that he's taking care of himself and not letting his parent's absence leave him bored to tears, but there must be ways for him to get what he needs without putting himself or others in danger.

Really, I don't think you can make progress until you find out just what it is he did.

At worst you could tell him that you won't be allowed to see your child again, if you don't do what his parents say. They kind of have you on the ropes for that, even if he shouldn't be punished after all.

Part of the test is to keep him inside the house
He seems to be very distressed about being locked in here (and grounded in his house)
Be supportive, maybe convice him to walk with you but still inside the house while you talk, but always keep an eye on the keys

Tv and treats as a reward for doing chores? You could promise to bake him a pie... Maybe even show him how to make it! Cooking can be fun.

Offer to play video games after homework.

>>1073804
The frustration at not actually having had a real epic adventure happen is palpable. Maybe next time, Keimi!

(Aw, for real?)

>>1073806
Trying is just wasting time up until the point of failure, so never try.

>>1073812
Some tries are cool and good, tho. Not that one is ever obliged to keep at them just cuz of that, but value was had.

So thank you for the fun says I, and all the best onwards.

>>1067432
Stop her by assaulting her butt

>>1073804
It was going fine! Keep going!

aw cmon gnoll, he grabbed her nipple and everything. was it all for nathing