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1044452 No. 1044452 ID: ab70bc

Early autumn is pleasant in Cedar Ridge. Summer's hottest days are behind you and the shade of the Douglas fir trees that blanket the town keep the underbrush cool.

North of the lake that divides the town are sets of woods. Interrupted only by mud roads and storm drains that rarely see use outside of the rainy season. This grove is only a mile from the town's one high school. Frequented by teens and alcoholics alike for bonfire parties that leaves the smell of ash in the air. This far east into Oregon the breeze is warm and sluggish, trapped in by mountain ranges.

From where you stand you can hear when the occasional truck passes through Cedar Ridge's main road. Barely. It helps you keep your facing when you're unsure which way is home.

You are in the north in the outskirts of town.
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No. 1088131 ID: ab70bc
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There are maybe a few people in town that are this old-lady-tiny whose arm this could be, and Debra's definitely the one most likely to get into wacky hijinks that involve losing an arm. It makes sense it'd be her.

Before you can jab the crow with your stick in hopes of a discount, the flickering lights fade out leaving you in the dark.
No. 1088132 ID: ab70bc
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"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh that's so laaaaaaaame." Thankfully, you can see pretty well at night, at least when there's moonlight around. People get lost in the woods and things get w e i r d in the dark.

Checking out a crime scene was cool, now you can check 'poke a dead arm' off your bucketlist. You should probably figure out a way to get home though, you're cold and this bird sucks.

+30EXP for sneaking into a crime scene
You leveled up to Problem Sleuth
No. 1088133 ID: 82842b

Hmm, did time really pass that quickly actually?

Before you go (probably to band if you didnt completely miss it :V), be sure to ask if you can pick up like a snow cone/hamburger, is it free?

If yes, do it immediately. He might go Gwah (or Woo)...

Also consider that you're probably totally in something Spooky and/or Supernatural (good thing?)
No. 1088136 ID: 273c18

Alright start walking home. Stick to the streets for now. Quick pace.
No. 1088138 ID: 7c55ad

Guess it's too late for band practice. Ah well, time to go home.
No. 1088141 ID: f2320a

Definetly hamburger more filling the greasy vein clogging sort we cant waste money on frozen water and milk
No. 1088142 ID: 8f9bc4


Good point. You're going to want to watch your weight. It's starting to affect your climbing prowess. Need some healthy food to counteract that sweet bun.

It's a moot point really, the hamburger place and the soda fountain are both going to be closed this late at night.

...what kind of town turns out their street lights when it gets dark?
No. 1088144 ID: 7c55ad

oh yeah, as you leave, give the bird the bird and tell it, "smell ya later"
No. 1088151 ID: 2f41db

Hes got contacts in the local council electrical maintenance team!

Youre a problem sleuth instead of just a problem!
Good going riley!

Keep your stick and head home.
You can clack it along the fences you pass and you never know when youll find something in need of a good poking.
No. 1088169 ID: b8d5aa

Time for band practice. It's not too late for that, right? It would be super lame to ditch your friends when you said you'd be there. Besides, you need someone to tell about the cool severed arm you saw, you must be bursting to get that one out.
No. 1088178 ID: f2320a

Its more of a we literally cant waste money on anything thats not filling cant waste money on whats basically water mostly
No. 1089279 ID: ab70bc
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You're not fat... right? You eat all your vegetables; burgers have onions, tomatoes, and pickles on them.
That's basically a salad.

You're probably still able to get home for band practice. Uh, probably? What time is it again?
You can grab some food on your way home but suddenly you're self conscious about your waistline.
No. 1089280 ID: f6a14f

Wh, just eat the sticky bun, and consider it your last treat before your diet.
No. 1089300 ID: 2f41db

You're not fat.
That's artistic beauty.
No. 1089301 ID: 273c18

If you want to lose weight the most impactful thing you can do is avoid sugary drinks. Drink water, it's good for you!
No. 1089310 ID: eb0a9c

Short answer: Yes you are fat, but yes you are also well-endowed and high-spirited, in quantities that are far above the norm.
No. 1089311 ID: f2320a

Just eat the treat you are pretty enough that it dont matter those bunny models have flat stomachs but they have no tits or ass and sort of look like guys but also they would not survive fall or the zombie apocalypse on kale and lettuce due to the cold and malnutrition
No. 1089317 ID: 8f9bc4

Do you not normally have those jelly rolls? Most people do. (Most raccoons do?) Like 90% of your body fat is your tits, anyway. Get food if you're hungry. (You have a sneaking suspicion you'll get a lot of advice how to eat strategically if you do.) If you're not hungry, just head home.
No. 1089323 ID: f2320a

Remember you need to also dehydrate and have dangerously low fat content for those movie abbs also not as noticable with alot of hair.
Also yeah so long as you are not under feed you should have a jelly roll its natural to have that amount minimum to protect organs and to have something when times get lean when migrating to a new hunting and gathering spots often along a river.
No. 1089356 ID: 66a97e

No you're not fat, your a pretty average weight all things considered.

Your doing just fine, and besides fuck societies rules and standards, since when did that matter?
No. 1090492 ID: ab70bc
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Before you can continue prodding your insecurities a flash of light fries your retinas and you shriek like a little girl.

The bird, not wanting to be the one caught holding the proverbial drugs beats the scene immediately leaving you alone.
No. 1090493 ID: ab70bc
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"FFFFFffffffffffffucking Riley. Why is it always you?"

This asshole over here gets all up in your business. All 'woof woof' and 'I'm the police'. You're very cool and collected in scary situations so you stand up to him.

"Don't shoot, I'm allergic to dying."
You immediately throw your hands up in surrender.

Nathan is too pissed off for your shenanigans. "What the fuck are you doing here? You're going to get me in so much trouble."

You're going to need to diffuse this situation or this could turn bad. Nathan used to be your friend, maybe you can talk it out? Or you can run away from your problems.
No. 1090497 ID: c5529d

Tell him he did a shitty job at investigating, you found a severed finger, a dubloon, and a ring on the roof, so you're a better detective than him! Nyah-nyah! :P

Also tell him he doesn't have to get in trouble if he tells nobody you were here
No. 1090499 ID: 5ebd37

Didn't you have somewhere to be? Tell him there's no problem here, you were just taking the short cut.
No. 1090500 ID: 273c18

Tell him you found evidence. A crow stole the ring off of the victim's finger. Also if he gives you 10 bux you can find out who the arm belongs to.
No. 1090504 ID: b8d5aa

Don't tell him anything, or admit anything. You're just on your way to band practice. Look, you're just going home, okay? Why is he making such a big deal about it?
No. 1090511 ID: a7a180

No. 1090519 ID: 2f41db

Tell him you didnt do it!

Ask him what the hell is going on here.
You were just taking a normal shortcut home and theres an arm on the floor.

He used to be your friend and even if hes decided to insert a nightstick up his ass for a career, you dont want to make life hard for him.

He was cool once.
Thats still gotta be buried somewhere.
No. 1090533 ID: eb0a9c

"I like jumping across rooftops, okay?! Now answer my question: why the @#$% is there a severed arm in an alleyway?!"

Act like you didn't know this was a crime scene. Your cover story: You were busy challenging yourself to jump across rooftops, and you fell while failing to make the bonus score gap. Then you freaked out in silence for a few minutes when you noticed the severed arm.
No. 1090560 ID: fef0ba

Your waistline is fine, don't even worry about it. Worry more about the severed arm holy shit-
This! Say hey, you found a finger on the roof and then you found the arm and ask if there's a fucked up serial killer or something.
No. 1090589 ID: f2320a

Oh yeah found a ring on the roof had to bribe a crow for it along with the severed finger but i think it belongs to that hand
No. 1090604 ID: 8f9bc4


The precious is ours you must not let them have it!!!
No. 1090620 ID: 7c0da2

Tell him you didn't do it, in fact you have no idea what it is. You didn't see, heard or took anything.
And you don't want to see him anymore than he wants to see you, you just want to get to your band practice. Why would you get him in trouble anyway ? It's not like you can make him any worse at his job.
No. 1091425 ID: ab70bc
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You tell him the truth, but keep the precious ring a secret. You paid for that, it's yours now.

"Ididn'tdoanything! It was like this when I got here."

Nathan doesn't respond, he needs a moment to deal.

"I was taking a shortcut back to Grant's place and I found an ARM. In the ALLEY." You gesture furiously at the arm, the shock value should be self evident.

"Riley you can't be here. If my dad finds out about this we're both dead." Nathan doesn't care about the arm so much as the prospect of getting in trouble.

"Whatever! Then forget you ever saw me, duh dude."

He's refusing to let you go and is blocking the way back to the street. "Did you do anything? You didn't move it did you? The camera guys aren't here yet and I'm fucked if you messed it up."

"No?" You lie. Like a liar. It looks like he doesn't believe you so you distract him in an attempt to cover it up. "A weird bird tried to sell me a finger. It talked! It said it knows whose arm this is!"

That catches him off guard; Nathan wants to talk about the bird but is too angry to let you derail the conversation. "Riley we know whose arm this is." He states the fact, but doesn't sound very confident saying it out loud. "This. Is a crime scene. Why shouldn't I arrest you right now?"
No. 1091426 ID: 4ee17d

Because I really didn’t mean to mess anything up!
No. 1091428 ID: 5ebd37

Cause then your dad will know you couldn't keep the crime scene safe.
No. 1091429 ID: 82842b

>Why shouldn't I arrest you right now?
Because it'd totally make things a bigger headache, like having to explain that she was there and how she got past you.

>Riley we know whose arm this is.
Whose IS it, anyways?
No. 1091431 ID: eb0a9c

This and remember to bounce your tits while you express yourself. Don't try to seduce him, just get hyper and forget the effects your fidgeting has on slabs of fat!
No. 1091437 ID: 8f9bc4

Because. If his dad. Finds out about this. You are both. Dead. He can't arrest you without his dad finding out. You're not a criminal, and if he knows this is Debra's arm, then you're not even a suspect. She lost it ages ago! So you'll just... channel your inner raccoon and sneak out of there, and go to band practice. You will talk with Nathan about it later.
No. 1091444 ID: fef0ba

"Because you're cool?"
>Tell him this even though he is not actually cool and is threatening to arrest you.
No. 1091456 ID: 273c18

Ask if it's your friend's.
No. 1091475 ID: 2f41db

Whose arm is it?

And this.

Then the "because youre cool."
Follow with "...well, i always thought you were"
Were going to try jiggling our emotions, not our ample chestage.

If he still wants to talk about that bird, offer to tell him later when youre both out of the see are eye emm eee scene and no one is getting in trouble.
No. 1091500 ID: b8d5aa

Why SHOULD he arrest you? You obviously didn't have anything to do with it. He'd just be wasting everyone's time. And making his dad mad.

What, are they going to charge you with trespassing for taking a shortcut through the alley? Get real.

The real reason he shouldn't do it though, is because he's just a really cool guy and wouldn't do that.

Whose arm is it, though?
No. 1092452 ID: 5c76ef
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Before you can make like a tree and get the fuck out of there Nathan grabs your wrist and wrests you from the dark alleyway back into the street.
"Dude, what the fuck?" You state the obvious: "Because asshole, if you take me to the station your dad will know you fucked up. AND I'll make it really annoying for you the WHOLE way."

Nathan understands this but isn't ready to give up control. "You know resisting arrest is something else I can arrest you for. You're only making it worse."

"AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaugh seriously dude, I used to think you were cool." It's true, but it doesn't phase him.

"If he finds out you were anywhere near here and I didn't tell him I might as well be dead. And I know from years of experience you can't keep your mouth shut."
You do have a reputation.
"What happened to the lights? Did you do this?" Nathan readies his flashlight and starts dragging you in the direction of the police station.

"What? Are you gonna blame everything on me now?" He didn't really think you could anyway and lets the question drop. But now you get to ask him one. "Whose arm is it then?"

"I don't have to tell you that; you're not police. And even if you were I wouldn't tell you."

"You're not police! You don't even have any handcuffs!" You flail at the hand pinching your bloodflow, he doesn't let go.
No. 1092453 ID: 8f9bc4

Oh no, it's the upper arm grab. You're doomed!
No. 1092458 ID: 9f8647

“Tell me whose arm it is, and I promise not to tell anyone I got past you into the crime scene!”
No. 1092459 ID: 273c18

Kick him in the jimmy.
No. 1092464 ID: 2f41db

"You dont know whose arm it is do you?" Then observe his reaction.
...the lights are out? Street and buildings?

Ah, nevermind.
You made a promise to be annoying all the way so...

Resisting arrest IS a crime buuut who said that means you have to assist?
Flump down on the floor and go full dead weight.
Let him drag you, carry you, whatever.
Passive resistance!
If its good enough for gandhi its good enough for riley.

As to kicking jimmies, lets retarget.
All the way while hes dragging or carrying.
Ask. "Whose arm is it" with the tone and persistance of a good old "are we there yet?"
Which you can throw in for funsies every so often.

Were going to kick his patience in the jimmies!
Lets see if we can make him groan in frustration.
Only so we can say "you sounded just like your dad then"
No. 1092468 ID: f2320a

You are hurting my wrist atleast hold my hands instead they are meant to hold things atleast
No. 1092587 ID: 8f9bc4

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