Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/21(Sun)15:13 No. 1128336 ID: d9c2f9
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Burrow Buster: "Yes, I do! Now stop asking about them!"

Hanako: "Why do you not like me asking about them?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/21(Sun)15:15 No. 1128337 ID: d9c2f9
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Burrow Buster, out of anger, started firing arrows rapidly at Hanako.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/21(Sun)15:15 No. 1128338 ID: d9c2f9
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Hanako: "You seem really upset about it. Do you want to talk about it?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/21(Sun)15:16 No. 1128339 ID: d9c2f9
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Burrow Buster: "You are so annoying! I don't have regular shoes because they irritate me. I do not like wearing them."

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/21(Sun)15:20 No. 1128343 ID: d9c2f9
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Hanako started thinking to herself.

Hanako: "Is this a weakness that I can use against her, or is there something else that I can use against her. I need to decide how to approach her, and because she is fighting defensively, every little bit can help me."



A) That is her weakness.

B) The love for her sister is her weakness.

C) I need to look for something else.



After the first decision, choose how to approach her opponent.

Huh. You went down a well intto a forest?

hmm, does it look like its been abandoned in haste? food still in the pot? should we be worried about predators?

(1/3) kpwlt 2026/06/21(Sun)15:17 No. 1128340 ID: 127310
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>Huh. You went down a well intto a forest?

SAM: “Uberto, weren’t we just in a cave? How is it that we’re in a forest now?”

Uberto looks as though he is considering how much to tell Sam and then sighs.

UBERTO: “Listen, all of you, this hasn’t been raised in the House so don’t tell anyone I told you this. Especially you.”
He points to Justice McGregor.

UBERTO: “Alright, mid to late last year I paid the Minister for Spatiotemporal Anomalies a visit, not too long after he came back from the Catacombs.

’You might wanna sit down for this one, mate. Now listen, you mustn’t share this with anyone, especially a member of the Judiciary. The other arms want to keep this under wraps. For now at least.

In the Catacombs, there’s this kind of spatial distortion called a Well. Now, I never went into the Well myself, but based off of the debrief I had with my colleagues afterwards, things can get pretty weird down there.’

UBERTO:”He told me that his friends told him it was like another world down there, uh, down here. With its own sky and all. He also said that there was this ‘other him’ that came out of the Well and tried to convince everyone that he was the real one. Apparently the Government never got rid of the other him, either. Spooky stuff!”

(2/3) kpwlt 2026/06/21(Sun)15:17 No. 1128341 ID: 127310
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McGregor’s face twists slightly, then curves into a slight grin.
McGREGOR J: "Imprisonment without trial? That may be of interest to certain personages on the Supreme Court’s bench.”

Uberto cringes.

SIMONE: “Another him? Y’know, we’ve been getting more reports of identity theft lately. Especially in the more rural areas. People that look exactly like other people moving into their houses and trying to take over their lives. It doesn’t happen a lot, but still.”

>should we be worried about predators?

SAM: “So, this forest, should we be on the lookout for predators?”

SIMONE: “These kinds of forests? They don’t usually have anything that preys on people in them.”

UBERTO: ”Although we should keep an eye out for other people.”

>hmm, does it look like its been abandoned in haste? food still in the pot?

Sam travels to the clearing Uberto mentioned. McGregor and Simone linger behind but Uberto follows her in.

There are a couple of small items of cookware. There is a dented, blackened steel pot with what looks like some charred spaghetti fossilised on its interior, and a (comparatively) clean saucepan-like implement that smells a little like old instant coffee. At a reluctant touch, both are cold.

(3/3) zpwlt 2026/06/21(Sun)15:17 No. 1128342 ID: 127310
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UBERTO: ”And here are the boots.”

Indeed, there are the boots, right at the far edge of the clearing. A perfect pair. They look a lot like Sam’s boots, actually. Sam picks them up but quickly tosses them aside.

SAM: “Uberto… these boots still have someone’s feet in them!”

Uberto returns a hushed ”what?!” and retrieves the boots. They contain flesh and bone, like someone’s foot had been severed just at the lower shin, but with no separation of the boot and the flesh. Uberto drops them almost as soon as he realises.

SAM: “Look, Uberto, look!”

Sam struggles to form words and point at the same time. There is a trail of little bits leading off into the darkness of the forest. The largest visible is an entire arm, just lying there. None of the skin is visible. The arm wears a similar sleeve and glove to Sam’s.

Come to think of it, all of the little bits look sort of familiar. Sam feels a twinge in her stomach as she recognises a chunk of Uberto’s side, another one of her arms, thoroughly bisected this time, and so on. All melded with their clothes and staining the leaf litter with anemic blood. You could almost make another two of them from the bits.

The hideous trail leads to a confusing collection of fluorescent red strips in the distance, rising and falling subtly but steadily. And something almost imperceptible but certainly there.

>...wait, where's the dick priest? Shouldn't they be maintaining the building?

You're looking at him. That's not the building, that's the dick priest's dick.
The actual shrine is behind him.
dude is a masochist who is just into bodywriting humiliating stuff on himself.

Find the dick priest to ask why they've let the shrine go. If you just clean it it will only get dirty again.

>>1128302
I think this is the first time we've seen colors like that. Are we partially colorblind? Have we been like that our whole life and never knew? Put that in the back of our mind for now. Existential worries come later.

>>1128304
That poor, mistreated Dick Shrine comes now. Let's polish that shrine until it's glistening wet! And then look for the shrine maiden who should be tending to it. Shrine boy? Can boys be maidens?

Later! Cleaning supplies first. If there aren't any obvious alternatives, I think we've got some Slime Juice saved. We could splash it on our slime-resistant Magic Tunic and give that statue a rub-down with our boobs. Or would that damage it with corrosive slime?

Oh. Looks like Titmouse is already over there, cleaning it with her mouth and tongue.

Titmouse, I'm sure there's a faster way to complete this sidequest.

Titmouse: Sidequest?

>>1128304
Were gonna need titmouse.
Ifbtheres anyone who knows how to handle a massive dick, its her.
>>1128308
Hmm.
This is also a good point.
We need to get them to help wash their filthy cock.

>>1127339
And ifcwe have new axe.
Then have old axe.
changing one item into another?
Magic!
Grem transmogrificate!

Kakroon 2026/06/18(Thu)18:59 No. 1128245 ID: 681cb5
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>Wait!!! Kobblav said he wanted an axe that was old and well used!
OH NO! Grem axe is too good! But how will Grem make new axe into old axe? Grem rather not wait for it to be old like elder kobold.
>We use axe on wood. Wear axe down. Then get old looking axe and wood for trading!
But axe is heavy and Grem is tiny. Grem not made to cut wood, Grem made to eat moss and be mighty wizard. Also, making new axe into old axe take long time, Grem not have long time.

>We have one more easy step in our trading chain. We need to find someone with a worn down axe, and give them a free upgrade!
Yay! Trade axe for axe! Easy! Now Grem just need to find someone with old axe to trade…
>Changing one item into another? Magic! Grem transmogrificate!
Gremogrification! Grem already named Wizard Grems greatest magic. Now Grem just need to learn magic.

If Grem will trade then Grem need stall, and lucky for Grem Grem already has Grem stall called Grems’s Grem stall for Grem. Yay! Grem will now trade new axe for old axe, as well as friend rocks and moss for shiny. Kobolds love friend rocks and moss.


>While waiting can pick flowers and make a hair garland. Girls like those right?
But flowers not like getting put in water. Makes them sad. Merman do not want to give sad flowers to Mergal. Grem have to find other thing Mergal want. Thing that likes going in water. Or at least indifferent to water.

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Hmm. Maybe we can find an old axe rather than waiting for one to come to us. Maybe go to the woods and look for someone to trade with?

OH! wait important step for being a magic guy, disguise! Grem needs a disguise like some kind of mossy forest spirit so they can go to where the humans are using axes to trade new for old. Cause humans that use axes are the ones who most need new axe. And they know not to make forest spirits angry so they can't say no.

Time for the stocks of Grem to rise. With this brilliant business plan soon Grem will rule the world!

Nalthar 2026/06/21(Sun)01:20 No. 1128314 ID: ce8213
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Travel was nice and quick, the miles flying by underneath much to the novel delight of the non avian passengers. Within the better part of a day the three vtol were close enough to switch to hovercraft mode. Librarian hadn't been sure if a science base would have radar, but better safe than sorry.

There over the ridge was the human base. Massive radio dishes stood over a relatively paltry looking collection of sheds and cabins. But like any animal in the arctic, they likely had much more den bellow ground.

What would Slime's approach for contact be?

A) infiltration
B) Intimidation
C) just use the dang radio and say hi

I say the most reasonable thing to do would be for the shapeshifter to infiltrate the base as a siberian husky. Gain their trust before revealing yourself!

>>1128314
Little bit of all of those. Try to get a man on the inside to find out what's going on there and if there's anything to worry about.
Then we can try saying hello over the radio, and if they get uppity then we can perform a show of force.

>>1128316
this

We are the invading slime empire and we have arrived to assimilate and eat. No need for taking or buying them dinner before fucking them. Let's just skip all of that go with what will inevitably happen. You eating all of them and assuming direct control of this colony. Time to show who is top dog!

>>1128285
Huh, I wonder if Casey could copy that form.

>>1128285
Deliver this message and begone.

I have the strangest feeling that this angel might have knowingly collaborated against her kind.

You should totally try to mimic them, only hotter, when you take the message. Posturing should meet posturing.

>>1128285
counter the angelic posturing with your sexy naked angelic posturing.

Brandish yourself even more brazenly.

If they want to be judgemental on what they see, give them a real eyefull.

Nalthar 2026/06/19(Fri)01:55 No. 1128254 ID: ce8213
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Taking the proffered waterskin, you give your parched throat some relief. While you splutter and cough you take another look around.

The cages scattered about the space are of varying shapes and designs. They seem like they've been repurposed. They are also all empty, save for one. A rather small cage near yours holds a curled up shape surrounded by fluffy squirrel tail. Dis lies very still, the slight movement of her breathing the only indication she's alive.

Nalthar 2026/06/19(Fri)01:55 No. 1128255 ID: ce8213
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The mouse follows your gaze "Ah your companion? She's not- well, she's not injured. S-surren she just needs rest." He gives you a pat on the shoulder, faltering as you turn your sullen glare to him. "And just who is this... lord?" you growl, shoving the skin back in his hands.

The mouse's face breaks into a smile that doesn't reach his eyes. "Why the lord God of course! I should introduce myself; I am the humble Brother Juan, friar of the Franciscan order. Allow me to bless you." The mouse lays a hand over your head and leans to whisper in your ear "Play along and you'll survive."

"Now" Brother Juan steps back "If you are asking after who's house you find yourself in, that would be King Pendle Cadvere of the principality of Malevento. He is eager to meet you, and formalize your surrender. If you feel up to it I could help you there." the friar (whatever that is) offers his hand.

>>1128255
Nothing to do but cooperate until you see a chance to do something. Especially with your wounded back. You need rest.

Ask him if the king can understand your language.

Prolong things as much as you can. Say you will need to rest and pray for the others that are not with you before making any decisions of surrender.

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>>1127502
>Natalina is laughing and cannot figure out how to stop.

>>1127692
>"Nat, what's wrong?" Paprika gently holds Nat and tries to calm her down. "Hey, you're okay. I'm here. I don't understand..."
An ever-repeating chain of broken porcelain promises; her own foolish reflection of that tragedy.

Natalina, currently unable to speak effectively, in an attempt to answer Paprika's question, gestures helplessly at the display with the "disaster relief" results, mimes using a needle, and then indicates herself. ("What's wrong? That horror over there, and how it's similar to the deal I struck in the City of Needles").

...hopefully this episode passes, she doesn't want to have to communicate entirely with charades. She'll answer better later. The hysterical laugher at least gets quieter as she presses into Paprika's embrace.

>>1127793
>gestures helplessly at the display with the "disaster relief" results, mimes using a needle, and then indicates herself.
Paprika's gaze follows Nat's fingers to the display, and her eyes light up with comprehension. "Whoa, freaky!"

>>1127686
>triple-confirm the targeting solution
>specialized in raider tactics
>rolled 5, 17, 17
Two of three match exactly, but that first one was way off. Probably a loose wire somewhere in the starboard sensor tusk, shaken loose by mix of vibration and thermal expansion during aerobraking. Greedy packet-routing algorithm (missing its original higher-level supervision) stochastically amplifies the intermittent contact, resulting pattern of semi-persistent nanosecond delays creates a 180-degree phase rotation in the VLF active scan while millimeter-wave lines up almost normally, then a later filtering step's edge recognition rounds off the wrong way, converting it into sporadic depth-of-field errors.

Paprika volunteers to run down there, find and reconnect the loose wire, which should solve that problem or at least stabilize it for the time being. Even before she's done, two exact matches should be good enough for targeting.

>opting for a strategy that causes considerable extra debris
>rolled 6, 13
Plan is an initial minimal-duration, max-intensity pulse, targeting the side of the asteroid which faces away from Branu's Kiss. Ejecta from that should mostly either end up far above the drift cluster's overall escape velocity, or be flaked-off surface layers which end up landing back on the asteroid itself. That initial "kick" simultaneously puts the asteroid on a vector closer to where you need it, serves as a sonar pulse which lets you confirm its internal density, and serves as a calibration test for the main gun's control surfaces, minimizing EM field

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rolled 15, 9, 8, 12, 12, 7, 14, 10, 13, 20, 2, 11, 17, 6, 8, 8, 9, 14, 4, 12 = 211

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Theorize test implement escalate - okay in this case, that last one should be done first.

Reiko calls up Branu again, asks for instructions on how to enter the watermoon safely and warns them that they'll start testing things out if they don't get an answer within one minute. After that one minute passes, Reiko tests out how to permeate the artificial atmosphere without ripping it apart by throwing objects into the membrane at increasingly fast speeds until she gets a general idea of what the membrane does and how she should approach the landing, and then implement her best calculation.

Effort 2 on testing, Effort 4 on landing the bloody thing.

>>1128294
>Reiko calls up Branu again, asks for instructions on how to enter the watermoon safely and warns them that they'll start testing things out if they don't get an answer within one minute.
>rolled 15
Branu grumbles about obstructed sunlight for photosynthesis, direct toxicity and/or dangerous algal blooms if all that metal is simply absorbed, potential superstitious interpretation as fulfillment of an apocalyptic prophecy, and various other indirect complications for the garden, but eventually acknowledges that you DID fulfill that priority request on schedule and, technically, within the explicitly defined parameters. Remaining requirements of docking can be handled station-side.

Underneath the ship's belly, water-retaining membrane puckers, twists, and extends out to meet the hangar bay's iris door in a column shaped like a frozen tornado.

Loquui 2026/06/06(Sat)06:06 No. 1127688 ID: c15a60
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Loquui heroically steps in to save the Consort's really dumb dah-een. She pushes her sister aside and secures the non-person. "WAIT!" she cries.

"Loquui. You live?" Muamta sounds shocked. That's a little insulting. Loquui was not the one who fell to her death, that was Muamta.


"Why is it a shock that Loquui lives? Loquui not so stupid she cannot live without help."

"Yes you are."

"No, I'm not."

"You are."

"No!"

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Drake 2026/06/06(Sat)06:07 No. 1127689 ID: c15a60
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"The Consort is amazing, it is no surprise the nonpeople lust after him too" Muamti sighs.

"...he is good." Naqzamti agrees.

Loquui is conflicted. One the first claw, she is proud that she was first to see the Consort's divinity. She is also happy the Consort lives, and vindicated that he shows his prowess over Loquui's sisters. Oon the other claw Loquui is furious and also wants to kill Muamta because she is clearly trying to steal the Consort from Loquui. But Loquui always wants to kill Muamta.

"Why are you here instead of with the Consort then?"

"Yahn ask us to find supplies." Shokzali says "He will find a great vessel for us and we will leave this place to make a new clan. A clan for the Consort!"

The Consort was going to leave...without Loquui?

>This makes no sense! They must be lying! The Consort would not betray Loquui!

>>Rejoin the sisters. Trust that Yahn has a plan and Loquui is part of it.
>>Loquui should interrogate Muamta! No, she is too big. Interrogate Shokzali, she knows you are first consort.
>>Take command, return to Yahn and demand an explanation. Resist urge to mate.

First option. The Consort will be elated when he sees you coming back with the others.

The Consort has a plan. Of course he would trust Loquui to act in his best interests of her own initiative. Loquui is still the first female the Consort bred after all.

rejoin the sisters for now, and talk to [s]Iagn[s/] Yahn when things are quiet to see what he really intended.

Silence 2026/06/19(Fri)13:57 No. 1128273 ID: 6d1406
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You see the remaining Barries. You had forgotten about them entirely and they took advantage of your distracted state.

You are surrounded on all sides.

Seems like a good time to surrender.

At least grapple with the larger mech so they can't shoot you as easily

>>1128273
Request assistance from the guys that gave you the sword earlier.

Looks like you're out of non-surrender options here.

Look for random tools that might be floating around and snatch them up. Trying to look busy would be good here, and having something to hold would work very well for our cover.

Doomsby 2026/06/18(Thu)17:30 No. 1128226 ID: ec9127
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>Go get that job!
>Go to Mx Stibbs office and check whether they're actually in there or not.
You decide to go ahead and try to get a job from Mx. Stibbs. Following the directions you recieved, you go down the hallways first a right, then a left and another left, you head up, and then backtrack because you were supposed to take a down. With that, you find yourself in a dead end with several doors with names on them. Some even have over-wrought titles, however either Stibbs hasn’t bothered putting it’s title up on their door or they haven’t been in this office for long enough. Regardless, you knock on the door and it automatically slides open, seemingly set to allow for visitors.

The room inside is rather dimly lit, with just a couple of work lamps dutifully lighting only their respective stations. There is a undiscernable scent in the air, of solvents, cleaners, and particulates circulating around before getting picked-up by the overworked filter unit. Floating at the other end of the room from you is a pyramidal frame with balled points. Almost like a model of some sort of molecule. Inside the pyramid shape is a soft glowing cloud that ebbs and flows about, dimming and brightening, contracting and expanding on some unknown whims. Descending out of the cloud and below the pyramid structure is what appears to be a clear, glove-like appendage with four fingers wrapped around a heavy looking wrench. While the whole of the creature doesn’t react towards you, the large tool is swung in your direction upon you entering the workshop.
“Who the fuck are you?” They demand.
It’s a bit hard to describe it’s voice. It sounds... large. Like there’s a giant creature in the room trying it’s best to speak at a volume that won’t destroy your eardrums and only slightly succeeding. It’s irritated and impatient tone only amplifying it’s presence of sp

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Start with your best guess at a salute.

Tell them that you're here for work. The kind no one else wants to do. You know your place in the pecking order, and that's at the bottom, but dammit, you'll make it work. Also you're available immediately and at all hours. And you can bite anyone they think has it coming.

"Okay, first of all, cool your jets, dude. That kind of behavior might be acceptable in whatever fourth dimensional higher realm you're from, but on this station there is etiquette."

"I am an outside contractor specializing in cybersecurity. Admin got a threat that there'd be some sort of attack and wanted some outside help to bulk up the firewalls"

They have a hand! Hold yours out and await vigorous handshake. Maybe even roll a strength check to see if you can give a good grip. Everyone knows that a good handshake is essential to getting that job.

Time to ride off into the sunset or something.

Steel yourself. Like Vex said, with only a single angel wing as your loot, your teleportation powers will be on a cooldown. You need to play things carefully. Be the Jaguar in the night. Be the rabbit sprinting faster than sight. Be the bear mauling the unjust. Be the rabid dog feasting on their pretentious vocal cords.

Be everything worth being and bring everyone together to kill what isn't.
That's what it means to be the best wolf.

Time to become the final form of a girl boss, that you were always meant to be.

>>1128216
Shes given you something valuable.
A home to come back to.
Without that, you'd end up like vex,
Just drifting.
Not you though.
Youll roam, wander, explore and have adventures.
And if you find something that would help your people, help vi, against the angels or just in general...
you could bring it back.
Then stay a while till your paws start itching again.
Until that time they stop and you can stay.

Big waggy tails.
And hug her.
Now.
You -will- regret not doing it later if you dont.
Get as big a noseful of her scent as you can.
To strengthen the memory youll carry with you
When you go.

better not to drag this goodbye out. You've made your promise

End your farewell with an arm wrestling. Just to establish who is stronger between the two of you.

ATTENTION, VALUED SHOPPER. THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM ABOVE. DO NOT TAKE YOUR FEET OFF THE PEDALS. YOU ARE BEING TASKED WITH SPREADING OUR WORD. YOU MUST CONVINCE THE WORLD THAT SNAKES ARE REAL.

Actually wait no do take your foot off the pedal and put it on the left pedal. Or is it the right, no no the left is right.

And then HEED our GOOD NEWS regarding SNAKES

"Attention human. We are about to breach protocol and engage in direct contact.

We come in peace and apologize for the inconvinience.

Allow us to show our contrition through constriction."

>>1128206
Perfect.
Hrk will be so smart.
Lets just nuuuuuudge some of those motor functions to the side, he doesnt need to be that good at moving if he has a vehicle, and get rid of those awkward memories about useless stuff like family to make room.
There we go.
Plenty of room now for that info and he's gonna e able to use it all!
He does speak sibbilant right? Otherwise hes just got a lot of hissing sitting in his memory now and no context.
Itll pop out when he tries to remember other stuff...
Ah, never mind.
Hrk is smart.
He'll pick it up.
Look! Hes starting to hiss now!

HUMAN! collect the sacred skins we have shed and you will be awarded!

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/16(Tue)14:10 No. 1128147 ID: 78767a
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A) End the hearing.

B) No, we are still not done here.

A) we did all that we could.

>>1128147
A) I'm not quite sure what else I could do, here.

A) Sorry Hog Hammerer, we know you did nothing wrong. We'll help you get good quests to restore your reputation.

Based off of them immediately smiling over us bringing up the possibility of an imposter, it's clear they are both in on this.

But, after that incident with that damn cat, I feel we need to know our place and not confront our boss over this, as a monster, we don't have a lot of sway and can't do much. We'd probably get in trouble.

But if they are both going to lie, we might as well make them stew in this lie until it becomes too hot for them to handle.

A. BUT, give the idea of setting up a quest for a hero to investigate and hunt down this imposter. An imposter causing chaos like this in this respectable guild needs to be punished as it damages the reputation and TRUST towards our heroes!

They'll have no choice but to agree since Hog Hammerer is here if they want to make this so called lie believable to him, and have it snowball into something they can't control later.

lets stay focused on what's important, and that is smol animals.
its not like you can do anything about mystery thieves on the loose anyway. although does there seem to be any pattern to what they stole, or from whom?

>>1128162
>most apps sell your data
https://www.reddit.com/r/StopDoingScience/comments/1c2rgmg/stop_making_apps/
"Yes please let me download 300 MB of spyware to use your website" XD XD

This is a grand conspiracy and the little birds are in on it! Find the birdhouse get the birds for it and interrogate them! We must find out what they know!

>>1128162
Yeah, we'd better save the exciting leather outfit for a special occasion. Like a nice day with your boyfriend or girlfriend or whomever else you'd prefer.

>>1128163
Well, at least we know this problem isn't all in your head. I'm not sure if that's good news or bad news. Is there any obvious pattern in the thefts? Like the kind of items being stolen, or the victims' locations, or when they started?

Let's not dwell on it too much. We should be thinking about something positive, like a nice place we can go after we're done with the mayor. How would you like a day at an arcade?

That conversation with your mother was actually sweet. You know, from the previous conversation, I get a sense that your mother also has a little bit of anxiety as well, and can be a bit intense for you when she gets anxious.
I think as long as we keep things chill with her like we did today, things will be fine going forward. That being said, good job, gurl.

Y'know, I was thinking, since you gotta see your aunt today, perhaps we should get yourself mentally prepared for it first. When does the city hall close? I'm thinking we should go at the last hour before closing time, that way, whatever she wants to say, it'll be a little shorter since I'm sure she would like to close the building at that hour. Also, most people would be out, or heading out by then, and less visitors too.

gives you plenty of time to have a little bit of fun beforehand, and make preparations for the meeting. You should probably consider taking a water bottle with you for example, maybe chewing gum, basic stuff to help you through the meeting.

I don't want to dwell too much on the burglar, nor do I want to confront him. If you want, we can at most see if there was a pattern with these robberies (closet theory) but really, I just want to check out the bird house and not look into the burglaries.

do the predator hand shake meme!

GymBunni 2026/06/08(Mon)01:17 No. 1127755 ID: 89e385
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GymBunni: You horny beggars so needy

FairlyTallErrant: Oh she doin ittttt

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-Rocio: "Just a quick peek!"

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GymBunni: That's all for now! Bye bye! <3

FairlyTallErrant: Bye nerds

Anyone else wanna take off their pants?

>>1127755
OooOOooh
Cheeky!

Also, which of the remaining girls, if any, wanna have dicks here?

If they’re going to side with Sophie they’d better give her the broken Curi core soon before Warrior gets hungry.

Did, did the Dungeon Master defeat those slimes by unbirthing them!?

For the encounter, I think the adventurers could use a humorous section, having to hide the lewdness from the more innocent slimes lest they face Sophie's wrath and/or tears. We could simultaneously put them in more and more embarrassing situations as the encounter progresses to make the encounter tougher, using the slime in and on everyone as a catalyst.
Also, is the warrior slime change permanent? Toggled? No matter what, I suspect it's relevant to Dungeoneer's interests.

>>1127545
Lewd, horny or generally non-sfw actions in the presence of the smol slimes will result in penalties for the entire party.
Not sure what kind of penalties, but such actions shall not be permitted infront of those innocent eyes!

>>1127545
I've got an idea for a hazard. The mud is subtly animated and gradually accumulates on their bodies as they go through it; if there's too much on them when they gwt attacked by another monster, it will harden into clay restraints that leave them at the monster's mercy. There are vines for them to climb out of the mud slime, which stays attached to the ground if they successfully raise themselves... but there are also fake vines that are actually tentacles, and if they climb one of those, the tentacles will grapple and grope them instead.

>>1127630
>>1128125
Not sure it's wise to make a challenge out of avoiding lewdness in front of little slimes. A challenge means a chance of failure, and that means a risk of exposing innocent slimes to inappropriate imagery.

But it could work if we made it something like Sophie being shy and not wanting them to get too horny around her before she trusts them. She will reward them with sex after her quest, but she'll also want to bind them during the scene unless they've been on their best behavior, with lewder behavior earning heavier bondage.

And it would be even more fun with someone trying to sabotage them, maybe as a prank on Sophie, maybe to protect her by "revealing the adventurers' true nature". Which of our characters would do that?

>>1127843
The area to the left is an outcropping because we're keeping the mushroom farm away from other things. Expanding the farm is worth considering since now we have a lot more mouths to feed, but we don't want to put any non-mushroom activities near it, because their spores are dangerous in high concentrations.

...maybe we should consider collecting spores on purpose for making biological weapons?

>>1127812
I'd say dump at least 20 tremor/nature runes to expand the mushroom farm. Maybe mix in some Decay since that is the nature of mushrooms and it might boost our output. The mushrooms are also Toxin-aligned but we don't want to encourage that... or do we?

I think we should start experimenting with unconventional runes. How about to the south, since we don't have anything interesting in that direction? How about Tech by itself, for starters? I think Light by itself will be useless since it's not a physical concept. Try Light and Ore together? Maybe we can get some cool crystals. Also, let's try adding some weather to the island. A few runes of Climate, maybe Cycle too. Has the threat of cold passed now that we collected the Starmatter? Or was that because of Frozlyn? If it's still cold, you should make a heated dry area we can use for warmth. Ore and Flare runes, maybe Convection if you're feeling spicy. Also IIRC the plan was for us to use runes to make a large hollow structure that we can use for shelter. Throw some Ore, maybe Tech runes into making something like that North-ish of the Nexus. ...can you put the Starmatter into the Nexus?

...oh I jus

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Suggestion 2026/06/09(Tue)06:10 No. 1127854 ID: 70f58a
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>>1127853
Ah, here's an image for it.

Nalthar 2026/06/10(Wed)02:40 No. 1127890 ID: ce8213
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>>1127825
to illustrate what I'm proposing

kome 2026/06/10(Wed)04:59 No. 1127896 ID: 101e93
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Here's another proposal; thick expansion meant to round out the island, with some additional foundation added next to the mushroom farm with barren earth for growing mineral deposits to mine later. The imps can take the tower, but they'll have to farm from both the mushrooms and the new farming zone.

ASP Ian 2026/06/15(Mon)03:41 No. 1128080 ID: 091137
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Figuring out island expansion soon, so get your ideas in! It'll be a few weeks due to other priorities.

B. cause we are young and reckless and don't know better.

to the flooded pond! maybe there's a reason why it's flooded.

B lots of sneaky things hide behind the houses

I’d like to advocate for A~ We could search for the object ourselves, but we don’t fully know the nature of what we’re looking for. We should march up and politely demand information! Annoy the mender with questions till he gives us just enough to get us out of his hair.

>>1128002
A.(sort of)
I followed the mender to the pasture because i wanted to help him.
Thats not true.
'I followed because i wanted to heckle him.
I didnt believe then and i was a lil shit who'd run off leaving my granma to do washing on her own with her arthritis.
The karmic justice is not lost on me.'
Or words to that effect.

B, to the pond!

4/4 (CW: Blood) Buckwheat 2026/06/11(Thu)02:53 No. 1127932 ID: ac2578
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Now it’s her blood on the ground…

Don't think about it. tear it out
She won't have time to think when she's staring at the kind of injury no one expects to get.
don't think about it. hit her again

>>1127934
Yeah
Swing low.
Take her knee.
Youre short, perfe t height.
Resist urge to yell timber

don’t want to kill, it’ll complicate things.
I think at this moment, she understands, or will understand the life threatening situation she is in now.
Let her know that right now, the knife and pickaxe is acting as a plug to keep her blood in, and you suggest she doesn’t pull this out, sit down and wait for the ranger to get here to get her to a hospital to treat her internal injuries.

Rapid foot thumping to show how serious you are.

Welp
Dig the pickaxe into her ribcage and pull it off like a crowbar until she surrenders.