>>1131954
Talk about cool bugs you've found, and consider building a possible terrarium to put them all in.
It's a box, and you put aaaaall the bugs in the box and watch them do nature stuff. How hard can it be?
(Que some disappointed children noises when some bugs eat each other).

The older kids get teased for having cooties (is that a thing in their culture?) For liking so-and-so.

Ask Ma if they can have (insert weird kids food) in their porridge / oatmeal next time.

Ask questions about their religion, like why are there so many goddesseseses, and like if there's a super goddess that punches bad guys.

Contemplate the meaning of life and achieve chim, then forget a second later since yal are kids.

Girls: Ask about how to be 'pretty' when you grow up. Especially up there.

All the kids obnoxiously ask if they're gonna get another sibling soon because Ma's got a big belly. (The answer is no because she's just a little chonky. But it does remind her to be more careful when having fun times with husband because there's no way she can handle 5 kids!)

Talk about spooky stuff in the woods!

>>1131977
They've hired baby sitters in the past I think. Who knows! They just might go for a fifth child, or even a sixth.

Is Maya gonna romance Jayden due to him being the first waifu? Swiss because he's roughly closer to her own age? Both of them to form a polycule or whatever its called?

>>1131820
I want Maya to play Madness Interactive on the library computer
Surely her life will be better after playing Madness Interactive on the library computer
The change she wants might be closer if she plays Madness Interactive on the library computer

While you are at the library, why not look up books that might interest you (or have high ratings online) and borrow one to read?

Probably one that won't trigger negative thoughts, that won't be too long/exhausting to read in your spare time, or one that you can focus on when you want to just drown out negativity for a bit. It's also a form of change.

Any genre you like? Comedy? Sci-fi? Fantasy? Comics? Something else? You could ask the polite librarian or Swiss for a recommendation.

>>1131820
Okay Jayden needs to do the serious looking at the computer or i Maya will just get distracted by flashy games and doujins like a of a small chunky cute cat getting wrestled into chokeholds by dogs

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone else think Maya and Jayden should hold hands and kiss?

Guys, could you try to not violate the fourth wall so voraciously with real world concepts that don't fit the setting?


>...this thing is pathetic. In a sad way I mean
>...like a stupid sad little idiot.

Harsh judgement. Do you have expectations for animated skeletons? By nature they are already a sad existence, so I don't understand why you would think less of someone in this condition being depressed.

You got good information on the main room and adjacents. It should be enough for Eve and Mina to get down to set a defensible position. Doesn't even need to be the end of your scouting, they could stay somewhere you could run towards if something start chasing you.
That is assuming you don't want to lure skeletons for rock throwing from your friends. I still think doing this would be efficient but would also alert Shi'zen.

How I think this should go:
Inform the girls of what you found, in particular the animated skeleton in the corner. They also need to know about Roderick's body because if Mina freak out it's better that she does so up there than down here. Also inform them about Shi'zen smell (my earlier speculation about her leaving was wrong).
Once they understand the situation you can call them down here for backup in case you need. I think they could have a good sigh of the room and the trapdoor skeleton door if they stay near the left brazier. But of course this is a suggestion so maybe they will have a better plan or prefer the stone throwing idea.
With a fallback position stablished I thing you should take a look at the prison and maybe the room with the smoking reptilian lady.

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>>1131486
Honestly the jail room has trap written all over it.
And given the types of fucked up magical traps in this place (let's not forget the SUPER curse you got) I'd say don't even risk LOOKING in there until you have other people with you.

Also since it's been brought up. The harmonica seems to have the symbol of Our Boss(I guess?) on it. I know it's his symbol cause that's the same symbol that appeared when you detected magic on Vax.

Not exactly sure what it implies that two of these eldritch gods seemed to have some form of influence over this area at some point in time but it should definitely be noted.

>>1131485
*gaaaaaasp*
How very dare you malign that skeletons precious harmonica.

>>1131486

Bring your friends down.
Leave it much longer and theyll get itchy paws and come down looking for you.
We'll prep them to be quiet and pass on the details.
Youre not alone any more.
And even though i think you could take the skelemajigs, its time to practice not taking the world on solo.

Also, looking bold and adventurous slinky.
Youre carrying yourself with more confidence.

>>1131503
I try to make my stuff as in context as possible and try to make my rants grounded in the needs of the person, it was another that went a bit crazy about science and crap, ugh. -Fox

Also agree with the others on bringing the friends down. And that they are friends!

Thinking it's a good idea to bring in the others now.

Seems her gesture is saying 'the kings service means you have to become a blue-eyed revenant'. That's absolutely a bad idea. Though helping Thomas against Pietro through courtly shenanigans could help both Thomas and the Duchess. But that's a plan for later.

Yes, asking her about the... Arts... In this place would be a good topic of conversation. You might have to learn or adapt a form or art that doesn't involve murder if you're forced to stick around.

Also could ask a bit about brother Juan. You are unfamiliar with the religion(s) or faith(s) practiced in Malevento, and how... Tolerant the kingdom is about such matters. Having to 'convert' to a faith or abandon your beliefs might be required or demanded.

The butterfly being 'bewitching' sounds iffy. Either there are bugfolk who keep trying to reclaim her (or force her into the act), or she coerces other folk into unsuccessfull rescue attempts.

And from the sounds of things, she's too 'delicate' to puppet or reanimate by force, but also too pretty to kill off.

Ask about 'Espania'. Is the 'kingdom' at war with that place and its people, to have its princess held against her will here?

>>1131680
looks like we gotta talk to the butterfly next. ask her what happens if someone never returns to the court. do they search for them? or presume them dead?

So that butterfly is clearly Lady Icktechi, who the moth priestess and the beetles are trying to rescue. The priestess foresaw us ending up in this situation, the princess is going to be our ticket out of it. We need to find out as much as we can about her, figure out how to get close to her, and decide what we're going to say to earn her trust. Getting her out of here will not be easy, but it's going to be our overarching objective now that we're here.

In the meantime, I agree with asking Allonza about Malevento's history, arts, culture, and society. Dive into it, press her on little details. The more we push at the limits of whatever fabricated backstory Cadvere has come up with for them, the more it might strain his control over their minds.

We also might ask her a few questions about Cadvere himself. After all, it only stands to reason you would want to know about the illustrious monarch you will soon be working under, and all of his glorious deeds. You've heard rumors he's some kind of miracle worker, is that true? (Don't be afraid to lay it on thick here; if Cadvere is as much of a manchild as he seems, he's almost assuredly also a narcissist, and so obsequious flattery will be the best way to get him to lower his guard and possibly spill his secrets.)

Time to make friends with the butterfly then.

Roaway 2026/09/12(Sat)12:35 No. 1131964 ID: d9b930
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I'd like to see them get this one past the censors

Just use some tick body paint to cover up all her naughty parts. Make it red color and make it look like blood is coming out of her neck. That will show who she is to her vampire mistress.

Ass Bass 2026/09/12(Sat)16:15 No. 1131970 ID: 815998
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Basically this is the idea.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/12(Sat)17:55 No. 1131973 ID: 47e901
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After a little bit of constructive criticism, I adjusted the costume. So, making her body the face of her mistress. So if she ever gets lost, everyone knows who they should return her to.

>>1131973
Personally I'd not add spikes to her knees and around her talons. Those could legitimately hurt / impale someone during various wrestling maneuvers (especially any 'jump from the ropes' moves, kicks, and so on). Maybe replace with rounded studs, gothic symbols?

One could also add the leg stripes from an earlier post.
>>1131318

Well we've got a conflict of interests here. But luckily we're a neutral third party that doesn't know what's going on.

so lets negotiate. You want them out of your home, and I think they don't want to be here any longer than necessary. If they can accomplish their task they ought to leave you be.

>>1131719
Ah, interesting. You're like us, aren't you? We are a Nazar's orb, whatever that is. Looks like you're a pendant? Are you aware that your wearer is dead?

4etyre 2026/09/12(Sat)09:23 No. 1131960 ID: fd485f
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Your wearer already has an unusual set of eyes, but when you also have begun seeing from the point of view of a literal ghost (or whatever it is), the overall picture steadily started losing all coherence. Plus, the fact you can feel something else interfering doesn’t help either.
>Well we've got a conflict of interests here. But luckily we're a neutral third party that doesn't know what's going on.
>so lets negotiate. You want them out of your home, and I think they don't want to be here any longer than necessary. If they can accomplish their task they ought to leave you be.
— THEIR TASK IS TO KILL ME! They’ve already burned the lord alive in his town residence and are going for the mansion! Someone saw a Venaiyan ship on the horizon, and we hope it has mercs to hire…
Antmen finally got into the hut. They don’t seem interested in the skeleton, though: after quickly looking around, they, as it seems, begin searching for a basement.
>Ah, interesting. You're like us, aren't you? We are a Nazar's orb, whatever that is. Looks like you're a pendant? Are you aware that your wearer is dead?
— I’m not a pendant! What do you mean, “wearer”?! Wait, no… No, no, please, no, it can’t be…
The creature shudders, bends over, and gurgles out some dark liquid. After a second, it mumbles to itself — “So it’s the pendant” — and in a moment slithers over a ruined wall inside. The spirit doesn’t seem to interfere.

>>1131960
Yes, I'm sorry. You're already dead. Your town was attacked a long time ago, I think. Our wielder came here to investigate this house because it's now a place of power. Likely the power is you.

If you stop fighting us... well, I can't promise revenge since I have no way of knowing if the people who attacked your town are still alive. I'm also not sure if we can promise much regarding the actions of our wielder. I am fairly sure that we can find out what happened here, and maybe there are survivors. Maybe we can get you in touch with them.

Ah. Well try not to panic. Its a lot to take in, but we need you to stand down right now. Whatever happened was long before our time.

A) it is all about appearance. We need to look trustworthy if the heroes are going to go for our quests.

>>1131842
C) Frankly, I wouldn't mind having a bodyguard...after all, we can always tell them that they're there for someone else if they take offense.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/12(Sat)17:09 No. 1131972 ID: 47e901
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A) Fine, just make it short.

B) I'm really not in the mood.

C) Agree to listen to her and pay attention.

Tell her you’ll listen & thank her for allowing you to rest a bit after work

She probably would like an update on her brother. Mention that you spoke with the hero Hog Hammerer spoke with, and it seems they made great progress with the quest you assigned him. You will see how you can compensate him within your limits next you see him for the hard work.

Let's eat. She's got a wallet, right?

Call Avery, arrange to visit a diner or fast food place. Avery or Nameless Mouse can foot the bill.

Proceed to eat while Nameless Mouse details what IT Or SOMETHING was.

Then visit the woods shop (are they coworkers?).

>>1131867
Yes.
Tell her the weird shit detectorist thatnis riley needs fuel to work!
Feed me seymour!
Actually...
What is your name lil adorable mousey mouse?

Imply you have a HUNGER that must be SATED to hunt ghosts in the presence of a rodent.

Speaking of rodents, Debra is an OCCULT RAT, but this is a NAMELESS MOUSE. With our guidance, she may yet EVOLVE into her SUPERNATURAL RODENT form.

Also don't forget about the Sheriff Murphy's Party today, which you aren't invited to.

Just get Ratislav outta there. Perhaps if they said rats (plural) it'd be an issue. However once Ratislav is gone they should stand down if they only kill rats.

Let’s see, let’s go over some facts, Ratislav will be the only target here because Abdle and Yakbeet are not rats.

Mr. yakbeet can see clearly in the dark, and can see the legs of the spiders

Abdle can only see the bodies of the spiders but not the legs. His flame on his head can probably act as a small lantern.

Ratislav can see in the dark, but his vision is blurry

My initial plan:

Step 1: give Mr. Yakbeet the sword, and place him in front of Ratislav on the ground. He will be the guard slicing off the legs of as many spider constructs as possible. Basically, he will be the trap


Step 2: Abdle meanwhile will ride on Ratislav and both will step back. wait behind at some distance away from Mr. Yakbeet as he slashes as much constructs as he can (don’t worry, they will not attack Mr. Yakbeet if they are only hunting rats) they are moving slow, so Mr. Yakbeet should be able to slice a fair amount of them.

Step 3. Honestly, with that amount of spiders, it’s going to be difficult to get them all. That’s why I need Abdle and Ratislav to step back and wait. Any constructs that pass by Yakbeet, we can wait until a good amount them get close enough for Abdle to use his PUSH power to knock them back in front of Mr. Yakbeet, and Mr. Yakbeet will get another chance to slash at them again

Step 4. If there are any remaining spider constructs that get past Mr. Yakbeet that comes after Ratislav and Abdle, and Abdle has already used up his PUSH ability, that is when Abdle and Ratislav will let the Constructs chase them, and lure them to Mr. Yakbeet to attack. Abdle will need to steer Ratislav as his vision is blurry, but Abdle’s flame can act as a lantern to help them see where they are going. At this point if things go according to plan, there shouldn’t be a lot of spider constructs chasing Abdle and Ratislav to be too overwhelming to lure to Mr. yakbeet

See, get Ratislav out and it'll be fine. Just don't panic

>>1131927
>>1131929

I think the concern is tho, can Abdle and Yakbeet move on their own without Ratislav? Or will we be stuck here if we get ratislav out of here?

Abdle use Mr. Yakbeet as a shield. That way he can warn you with the upcoming attacks. This things were made to chase things, I doubt that they are programmed to have an opponent who can fight back.

(1/2) kpwlt 2026/09/03(Thu)13:30 No. 1131606 ID: 127310
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>The blue and red readings are probably Miller and Mary.

Sam would tend to agree.

>That symbol to the north, is it related to the feather?
>and are we sensing, a house?

Sam recognises this symbol from a few places before. She does not recognise it as meaning anything in particular. She vaguely remembers it as appearing under or in what may have been a drawing of a well, next to a skull and crossbones.

It’s more like a wide arrow containing the symbol than a house. But Sam supposed she could be sensing a sort of ‘abode’ of whatever is meant by the five pointed symbol, in an abstract sense.

>Are they draining Will? Or are they fueling the containment?

Sam doesn’t know for sure, but she has heard tales of certain techniques and rituals used by particularly cunning mystics to hold dungeon doors closed with the prisoner’s very own force of Will. If these stories are true, then it wouldn’t be the most outlandish thing to expand such a concept to a machine.

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(2/2) kpwlt 2026/09/03(Thu)13:30 No. 1131607 ID: 127310
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Sam and the group return to Miller and Mary. Mary regards them with an expression halfway between a grimace and a grin.

MARY: “Done.. already?”

SIMONE: “Awh, sorry Mary. Not yet.”

UBERTO: ”We just wanted to know if there was anything else you could tell us about Hella.”

MARY: “She replaced.. Quartermaster, Koroviev. After WOLAND pulled out of the Well. To defend assets here.”

MILLER: “I have heard that she is capable of a great many things.”

MARY: “Hah. Well, I think.. She’s a one- trick pony. Just to put on a show to. Scare away intruders. Her real power… was sent in a letter. Watch for that dark power, don’t get burnt. And you’re golden.”

MILLER: “But look at what she’s done to you! Clearly, her one trick is effective.”

MARY: “Hmmph.”

Hella always appears in the same spot eh? So we have our ambush spot.

Now could we rig the collector's cell to release her exactly when we want. It sounds like we wouldn't want her loose until Hella arrives

>Something to match her Will.

A really high self-esteem! Group hug!

Oh, also, we should probably inscribe Umberto's sword with some powerful script before tricking Hella to show up and ganging up on her.

If it's always exactly the same spot, could we put a trap in that spot? Like, a snare trap? We've got trees around, so if we have access to rope or vine we could put tension on a branch to snap back when she teleports in and snag her.

Toxoglossa 2026/09/10(Thu)02:11 No. 1131861 ID: a30c37
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“Wait a minute…” Gabe stands up and grabs his double by the shoulders. “You can use gate magic… that means we have two senders.”

“Yes?” Gaybe responds. He watches as gears tick away in the mouse’s brain and a smile spreads across his face.

Gabe’s voice is low and intense, “That means we meet the margin of safety.”

The doppelgänger’s eyes widen and he asks, “Uh, excuse me? What does that mean?”

“It means: you want to become me, right? You want to be Gabriel Wikk?” The sender leans closer, his smile stretching wider by the moment. “That means you need to become a legend. It means we’re going sky-fucking!”

“Really? Are you sure, Gabe?” Casey asks, suddenly concerned.

Rather than responding, the mouse pulls his copy into an embrace and starts making out with him. “Mmmmmm~ Mmm-hmmm!” He nods, tongue deep inside the changeling’s mouth. They tangle together before Gabe pulls them both backwards onto the bed. “Oh Fates, I need you in me right now…”

“Is he okay?” Kasey asks her original.

Casey sighs and nods. “He’s living his dream. Gabe’s always been a bit in love with himself; he’s just never been able to fuck himself until now.”

Oh, like you wouldn't be similarly happy to play someone equally smart in a game of your choosing... or to see just how far the two of your shapeshifting skills can go.

The way Fey rate experiences, quality and uniqueness and spectacle and more, Gaybe will probably enjoy the Sky Fucking just as much as Gabe. Poor Kasey might have to deal with an adrenaline junky team mate like we do.

They're gonna end up married at this point.

Toxoglossa 2026/09/12(Sat)01:45 No. 1131933 ID: af30a8
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“Do you not want to fuck yourself too?” Kasey asks.

There’s a desperate squeak of pleasure as Gaybe manages to line himself up and sink into his original. The pair descend into frantic, gasping thrusts and slaps of fur against flesh.

“Not as much as those two. But, then again, you don’t need as much training: your disguise was pretty much spot on.” She leads the changeling over towards a mirror and takes up a position behind her: arms laced around her chest and waist, “I’m more interested in seeing what your glamour can do. How about you show off a bit for me?”

Heck yeah, fashion / what-if time!

1, 2, 3

4 and 1: Burst into loud sobs, stopping her dead in her tracks outta shock and guilt, and then apologize for letting this get so out of hand. Then express your concerns and plead with her not to start committing crimes for quick cash.

4) Strip naked and say you're sorry you put Apricot through all of this and you'll suffer alongside her but she can't let this drag her down

>>1131749
2
Its enough of a non sequitor to cause her to pause,
Maybe give you time to explain why youre worried and come up with a solution to her nakedness,

>>1131829
This might work. Those dramathurgy classes from high-school will really pay off!

Either that, or we can cast a spell that everyone see Apricot as a regular birb.
They can't arrest birbs. Silly guards. They don't understand when you read their rights!

Yeah? Tell me about them. Surely you have one fond memory or story to share about them? Sounds like somewhere inside ya, you cared enough about'em.

dunno man, kids are more perceptive than you think. And well, they're young. Those mistakes, that as an adult you knew weren't that big, to a kid they're formative experiences.

People learn by making mistakes. If you show them love the best you can, they will pick up on that. They will remember the nice things you did for them.

Takes a village to raise a child. The elites intentionally set a standard of two. It's not enough. They grow up stunted or twisted.

You are talking crazy, man.

Kids winge a lot, yes, even into adulthood,but you that doesn't mean they don't like you.
Why don't you text your daughter right now, tell her you love her and send well wishes.

Come on, right now. Do it. I dare you.
Even if she answers something mean, you'll feel way better than if you hadn't said hi.

Buckwheat 2026/09/09(Wed)22:58 No. 1131850 ID: ac2578
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>You should ask Malcolm how to tell the difference between wine stains and something else.
Oh you’re sure you know what kind of stains will be on those clothes without Malcolm’s help.
>veggies, cheap
You head over to the farmer Marten’s stall.

Marten: “Bit late today Eugene. Almost sold out of your regular purchases here.”

You sigh in relief, asking if he’s saved any broccoli or spinach for you. His nose twitches with disgust.

Marten: “Whole square’s been hounding me for it. The appeal of such foul greens is beyond me. Rather a nice farm chicken or a wild jay myself. Surely there’s more you feed on than this Eugene?”

You explain that every species has different needs to sustain themselves, but no. Another farm sources the more meaty meals for dinner. The Hatchet’s farm is a bit more specialized- Oh…seems from that scowl you’ve offended Marten.

Marten: “You lubber-hammering striped stain! After all the Bushlows do to provide for you. To have such gall as to turn your nose in disgust at us.”

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Spinach and corn seem reasonable. You can shuckle the corn after sundown if need be, or just roast it. The peach is pricy but you might be able to make peach-scented soap, or make her majestys clothes smell peachy.

can't beat that value on the corn

You can ask if he wants any soap in trade I suppose, but if spinach anc broccoli are your favorites and the broccoli is marked up, time for spinch.

If he's being weird about it, I suppose we can keep an ear out for any other news and rumors about the Hatchets and Bushlows

Of course spinach and corn!
It's efficient and delicious!

Now enough dilli-dallying, time to coordinate with the royal tailor to perfectly clean this royal dress!

>>1131855
Mel, what was your planet called, again?

Let's check out the warehouses. Might be some usable materials!

check the warehouses and other dock buildings. Anything that has been exposed to the weather is probably a wreck at this point but something that has been stored might still be in something approaching good condition.

Also do we have any way to cook back at camp? Those weeds might actually be useful if we could actually turn it into bread. As for how, I'd honestly be more surprised if Galena didn't know who to make flour and bake bread.

>>1131855
Anything inside might be more shielded from the elements. If there's a workshop maybe there are some partially finished boats we can patch up.

>>1131862
Thisvplants with tge fruit.
Grow near the caustic water...
Produce acidic sour fruit..
If planted near clearer water, they might produce something neutral.
Moreover, they may be a way of filtering pollutants from water.

>>1131899
Good points.

>>1131862
Well, we'd at least need to complete the mill, first, presumably. Unless we wanted to grind flour by hand, anyway. Still a potential long-term goal, though.

Twist 2026/09/11(Fri)03:37 No. 1131913 ID: f69ece
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(4/6)

> Some time that night...

The night is quiet and, at least right here, it is peaceful. There has been no unusual movement in the trees surrounding your camp and no sign of any troops passing by.

Stand keeps watch, and through the haze of sleep, you can almost hear the hints of his humming to himself as the time passes.

Twist 2026/09/11(Fri)03:37 No. 1131914 ID: f69ece
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(5/6)

All isn't quite as well as it might seem, though; through all the calm of the night, Iantha is moving. Something is troubling her sleep.

Why don't we leave Yriel to his rest for now, and take a look?

Twist 2026/09/11(Fri)03:37 No. 1131915 ID: f69ece
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> Be the dreaming monk.

You are now Iantha, and you find yourself standing in the center of an unfamiliar longhouse.

You can hear the steady drum of heavy rain against the roof, and a crowd of strangers presses in around you, their features hazy and uncertain.

They make their way, slowly and without any particular urgency, towards a raised platform at the other end of the longhouse, though the crowd prevents you from seeing much of what might be on it.

What will you do?

>>1131912
>this plane
Oh, he's from a different plane. An Outsider.

>>1131915
Leave.

Fall back to be out of the crowd

>>1131875
B. Heck, it doesn't even have to be a knife. Just threaten to do horrible things to the human's body. You only have to touch them and you can fully modify them, after all. ...don't be surprised if this turns into a form of bribery.

>>1131876
D

>>1131877
uh
none of these are going to work, are they.
How about J, while becoming too big to get sucked up by whatever that thing is.

A) is nicer than B) and less 'The Thing'. Was 'The Thing' made in this timeline?

C) Ask them if they have any form of body dysmorphia or bodily they'd like permanently cured to their wishes (in a non-jerk genie way). I.e. bribe them with body modding.

D) If anyone asks, you're just someone with dwarfism and/or the standard uniform doesn't fit you. Or 'you have a condition'.

E) Are you light enough to ride the drone(s)? If yes, ride them majestically to freedom (or just hide on top of one while Guy pretends its for safely scouting for slime).

K) Sultry is clearly the way to go.

L) Maximum puppy dog eyes. Make them feel sad about capturing you.

M) Gamer enthusiast mode. Ask them about the powerups.

>>1131877
M) Become Kirby shaped. Poyo!

A
D
K

AFL... heheh.

>>1131723
Yup taste test is the only way to be sure

>>1131704
I believe we have erred.

Apologize to the Boob Priestess for thinking she was a fake. There's no doubt that such a bountiful set of boobs are the real thing. What's it like for her, carrying such a heavy burden?

We could still do lewd things if she wants. Or does she have another quest for us? We've got a request from the Dick Priest for her. Does she know him?

She seems to be a natural sub. We can use this! Boob-carry her to the Dick Shrine and wedge Dick Priest in between!

"No time to explain, we need your help for a HOLY QUEST!"

Also, be gentle with those snipples. Give em a smooch.

>>1131778
Yes.
Apologise and intoduce yourself with a dramatically jiggly pose.

Those might still be a trick, an illusion! Confirm they're real by suckling on some mythical snilk (snake milk). You might get a powerup!

...or those are venom sacs and you get poisoned. 50-50 worth it.

>>1131697

Are you still 'invisible' inside of someone's mind, or can they now actually see and properly interact with you? Might want to go incognito (act like a beach enjoyer, tourist, beach prop or one of those people who serve fancy drinks to rich people at beaches).

>>1131701
>>1131712

If we spook/scare them too much, they'll be startled awake and we'll get ejected! We also don't know if they can manually eject us via lucid dreaming or such.

Looks like they're having a dream about being royal, rich or otherwise luxuriously pampered instead of working a day job (relatable). We can work with this if we play along!

Pretend to be a personal butler/servant, someone who needs their password/code authorization, or the code signed on a document so they can finalize an order for something ridiculously luxurious, expensive or enjoyable. Getting them 'drunk' might also help.

"Monsieur, we have ordered the champagnie fountain, super-yacht, solid gold statue and Japanese-style hot spring full of 'amorous masseurs' as per yesterdays request. We just need your five-digit code to finalize the purchase and they will arrive within ze hour."

If the manager starts to suspect you're not supposed to be here, you could lie that you were supposed to be a nightmare where all the data on their computer gets deleted, but that it's your first day on the job and couldn't get past their genius password. Maybe they'll pity you.

Potential disguise: Ghost Writer, seeking to write a biography of this no doubt interesting person.

If they do figure out that you are trespassing perform a drop kick on the angry individual.

Secret Swimming Spot: ugh, would be so lewd to see Tineola in a swimsuit if we let her know of the secret swimming spot... but we gotta keep it a secret for Saiorse to relax in (and see her in a skimpy swimsuit).
And I'm sure Naomi would want a spot to be alone from Samantha and her nagging.

as for the lens, keep it a secret from Tineola, its a secret to you and (mostly) you alone.

2, as consolation for not having laces. But be quick about it, she might eat you out of shop if left alone for too long (though you can charge her if she eats too much. $) just get a plate with the samples. Be sure to ask for a critique, not just on taste, but mainly how it feels, like texture and thickness and other things.

Bah, secrets are too much work.

Spread the secret, let them both know. Too many secrets will weigh you down, so it wouldn't hurt to share some of the more harmless ones like this. Just ask them not to spread it around too much.

And 2, distract Tineola with fabrics while Samantha does her work.

Use the monocle to see if the moth’s even wearing anything under that dress.

>>1131740
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Moths probably dont like to swim.
Itd mess up their fine fuzz and wingscales.