(2/9) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)17:33 No. 1122753 ID: 0c2899
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Choose your gender...

A: girl

B: girl

(3/9) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)17:34 No. 1122754 ID: 0c2899
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Choose your name...

A: Boobie Bunny

B: Boobie Bunny

C: Boobie Bunny

(10/9) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)17:39 No. 1122762 ID: 0c2899
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Annoying Man: Boobie Bunny! Wake up! Monsters are attacking the village!

ARISE

Well, just do it can start, im selecting a and a for this run.

Time to grab your sword and shield and get going. No time to don your tunic though

It’s dangerous to go alone, fake tits!

What's the evil bad thing we have to worry about? Did some wizard twink get cheated on and now he needs someone to peg him? Did the king overpay his electricity bill and the power company sent a giant thunderstorm to his castle? Is the castle itself possessed by some firey demon that's driving away everyone without a huge rack?

Attack him, with boobs!

Well, we're clearly not "A: girl", so that leaves only "B: girl".
And Bs are good, so lets go with "B: Boobie Bunny".

Saving the world... that should like a lot of work...
And we may have pawned the magic crystal for, uh "important" supplies a while ago.
Tell the annoying man that everybody in the village is gonna owe you like, a week of couch surfing & meals, each, for this.

Breast boobily out of bed and arm yourself

No time to get dressed if the attack is already underway! Grab sword and shield and get out there!

>>1122762
Monsters? Now? Ugh, we're too busty for this.

Well, this is what a Hero does. Let's get it over with. Fetch our sword and shield, deal with these pesky monsters, and then get back to being sexy.

"GET OUTTA MY ROOM, I'M NAKED YOU PERV

>>1122762
Equip what gear you can manage to put on within 30 seconds then get out there and fight.

Get your breasts enchanted.

(1/5) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)23:48 No. 1122786 ID: 0c2899
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>Pawned the Magic Crystal.

You tried that once but they stopped you and took the Magic Crystal away. Now the crystal stays locked up at the Crystal Temple when it's not being used to save the world.

You should probably make the Crystal Temple your first destination.

(2/5) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)23:48 No. 1122787 ID: 0c2899
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>Attack Annoying Man

Looks like he already left.

>Grab sword and shield. Skip the tunic.

You're in a big hurry to get this over with so you decide to try speedrunning this adventure by skipping your tunic.

You equip your sword and shield and rush out to save the town.

(3/5) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)23:48 No. 1122788 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "You can't go outside like that!"

(5/5) Apples 2026/03/01(Sun)23:48 No. 1122790 ID: 0c2899
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Goddamn it.

You're back where you started and now it's taken even longer than if you'd just put on your tunic in the first place!

Well, now we're not putting on the tunic out of spite!

Double standards much? No wait, they must've been referring to your panties. Drop those and they should let you go

Uninstall the game and leave a scathing review.

(1/4) Apples 2026/03/02(Mon)00:16 No. 1122796 ID: 0c2899
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>Well, now we're not putting on the tunic out of spite!

>Ditch the panties.

You un-equip the Hero's Panties (-15 Def; -10 Cute) and rush out once again!

(2/4) Apples 2026/03/02(Mon)00:16 No. 1122797 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "You can't go outside like that!"

(4/4) Apples 2026/03/02(Mon)00:19 No. 1122801 ID: 0c2899
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Goddamn it.

The sounds of screaming and chaos outside grow louder.

>Uninstall the game and leave a scathing review.

You're THIS close...

Fiiiiine....
Don tunic and boots

Take the back yard so the annoying owl doesn't see you.

or Maybe try glitching out of bounds to no trigger the owl event. all you need to do really is try pushing against a invisible wall, and eventually one of your tits will clip through it, and you can fall right through.

don't clip through the floor. last time you did that, you ended up in a strange yellow hallway.

This time, shank that owl before she stops time.

Or maybe it's a semantics thing. Cut holes in the tunic so that the girls can still bounce free while you're technically fully dressed.
I mean, who knows what's going on in this owl's brain

>>1122801
Is that stupid time owl still bothering us? We're already a Hero! We don't need his tutorials!

Whatever. This isn't worth messing with. We've got monsters to stab. Just put on our tunic to shut him up. And the panties for added cuteness. We're never too grumpy to look cute while we're ramming our Hero's Sword down some stupid monster's fucking throat.

Slice tunic, it is now a cool vest.
Boots are fine as they are.
And that's all you need to be the hero.

Remember
?No shirt, no shoes, no saving the world.

Don the shirt, get mad that it doesn't fit, then wear it as a scarf. Don shoes. You are now ready to save the world.

Put the panties back on, for the stats.

use the shitty door physics of bumping against the door to noclip past the owl event and continue being naked, it's a good plan, I swear.

>>1122801
sequence break past the dang owl by backward shieldsurf jumping through your wall.
just don't get too close to the front of your house or the dang owl event will trigger again

>>1122801
Wear the physics defying tunic dress thing to contain your chesticular fortitude, and those darn cute boots, but leave the panties on the floor as an act of secret defiance to that bossy tutoriowl.

Use your pillowcase to craft a Hood of Anonymity, equip only the Hood of Anonymity, and proceed on your adventure.

Hooters can't possibly recognize you if your face is covered.

>>1122838
The panties give 15 whole defense! They’re worth equipping! Plus then we can flash the cuteness of them at people we wanna charisma check. Bunny pussy is still cute, but panties are cuter! Properly gear up, but who cares whether your tail is through the tail hole of the tunic, the attack is underway! We will maintain a shred of indecency on our journey! If only a shred~