4/4 Nalthar 2026/05/22(Fri)01:22 No. 1127078 ID: fd169b
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Meanwhile "Have you ever tried making something from scratch?" asked Slime "Not copied but just worked out from basic principles, like pulleys and levers and things. Or not even that simple, but maybe something electronic, but lay out the wires and components yourself. How do you get your designs usually?"

"Just gettem online. Like this RC car." Foreman brought up a model of a car on his screen. "So youse sayin I should take a look inside, see how it tiks?" The model spun around and separated into its component parts.

"Oohhh it looks like a nest!" said one of the ants, looking over the tangled wires on display. "But shouldn't the tunnels at the front and back be connected?"

"Well yeah" said Foreman "They connect at the... battery." a red cursor appeared on screen and circled a battery shaped hole in the design. "There's uh, supposed to be a battery there."

"I think there's supposed to be a motor too." Slime pointed out.

"Well easy, I'll just copy one from this other thing." Foreman added some components to the design and it reassembled into a car. "I'll print it out and it'll be good to go." But as they assembled at the window to watch one of the arms building up the car, as soon as it was done the little vehicle started spinning around until it burst apart.

"What happened? We can't see that far you know?" asked the ants. "It uh, exploded." answered Slime who had been watching with superior slime eyes "Where did you get that motor from?" Foreman chewed over his digital cigar before answering "I figured, a motor's a motor right? So I copied one from a blender. This is trickier than I thought."

Foreman brought the design schematic back up and the ants and Slime crowded around making suggestions. The ants didn't really know how any of it worked, but explaining it to them helped Foreman work through what each part of machine did, and why it wasn't working. After a lot of iterating and breaking things they came up with a car that was not only functional, but improved. It had a camera rigged up with a little screen inside so an ant could actually see what was ahead and steer using little pedals.

Watching the ants joyriding around in the little car left Foreman feeling a bit jealous. "Ey, Slime. Ya think we could rig up a car for me to ride in too? Or maybe like a robotic body?"

M: Car but with arms
N: Humanoid
O: Big Snake
P: _________

>>1127076
B. We're flush with resources, let's use some!

>>1127077
Tell them you don't know the situation with the ships(we heard they all failed somehow but that contradicts Coordinator not knowing the situation, unless they're in denial?), but you're in a position where you can re-establish contact. Ask where the humans are, and you can try some things.
First option is trying to talk to them over the internet, second would be sending a Slime over on a fast-flying drone. Any supplies can be procured on-site, though maybe some sort of ID would be useful to prove we're working for Librarian.

>>1127078
O! Big snake with lots of little arms! Maybe a few that can extend a bunch for reaching into difficult spots.

>>1127076
E) pretend you can't understand the cat's accent and then proceed to do whatever you want.

>>1127077
You should *not* give the call until you know more information. Also, you should probably tell the librarian it needs to chill. It's been decades or something, and the librarian can wait 30 seconds for the other AI to finish talking.

>>1127078
P) I think a big caterpillar would be fun.

B) Let's try the diplomatic approach with them. But if that doesn't end up working, we should respect their territory and just stay in the park.

We shouldn't call them until you are until you find a medieval suit of armor and use your slim body to control it from the inside. This way, you will be able to at least look human to them.

P) You snail shell at the front as a bumper.

Fight and assimilate! Our slime army need more mass and to grow until all is slime. As for other possible humans, if they are still alive, we need to find a way how attack at least one here. After we eat them and turn him into slime which it can be a spy for us. It would be good to know what humans are up to. On the topic of the small car, you should make a slime copy of it.

1/3 Nalthar 2026/06/01(Mon)06:11 No. 1127423 ID: fd169b
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"Hey" said Slime "aren't you some of mine? Like I can sense you've got some slime in you. Did you eat anything out of the park?"

"So what if we did? You're not the boss of us!" sneered Littlest Cat. "Now we're smarter we're gonna figure out how to get in the old human dens and get all their treats."

"And there's nothing we can do to get you to share? Or at least let us pass through?"

"No way! Its all ours." Littlest Cat looked provocatively smug.

"Well then" Slime started getting more goopy and loomed over the gang "Guess I'll have to make you."

"Whoa hey whoa!" Littlest Cat held up his paws "Hey give us a fighting chance would ya?"

Slime shrunk back into fox shape. "Oh all right" They waved a gooey paw and the assembled park animals charged in.

The fight that ensued lasted a long while. Since everyone had Slime in them it just healed any injuries. In the end it came down to who wanted it more, and turned out the cat's gang was just a bunch of posers.

Still it all got Slime really worked up and it thought a punishment for the losers was in order.
A: Winners get to steal some of the loser's features (like tails or ears or fur color)
B: Losers have to do whatever the winners say for a while
C: ________

2/3 Nalthar 2026/06/01(Mon)06:11 No. 1127424 ID: fd169b
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Meanwhile "Not yet, the ship still has a ways to go. How many humans are left? We want to make sure we include enough room." Slime asked Coordinator.

"Well, there's a few centers left. I only know for sure about the ones that are running radios." the satellite bound AI said. "I can see a lot of lights down there at night, but I don't know if those are just automated."

"The biggest population is in the Shimizu Mega-City Pyramid. They told me to stop calling, and that they weren't going to leave. I guess they're all still there, so that's a million or so."

"There's a seed bank and lab up in the Yukon, with a radio telescope. They always tell me to shut up and get out of the way. I don't know how many of them are there."

"Just recently there's been another signal, way out in Appalachia. They play music and community news. Sounds like there's a bunch of farms out there. I-I've actually been practicing singing a little, so maybe I could be on the show too."

"And that's all I know about." Coordinator finished. "Thanks. That's very helpful. My mmm, associates and I will discuss this and get back to you." Slime hopped away from the microphone and huddled up with its crows.

"How do you guys feel about humans? I remember them being jerks." Slime asked.

"I heard that too." one of the crows said, to a chorus of nods in agreement. "But I also heard they made good snacks, and they left all these good shinies behind. We ought to get them to make snacks for us."

"I agree." said Librarian "I need humans to write more books for me. I can't leave here, but if you could conquer some I would be very grateful."

"Right." Slime said "We'll get us some humans. Should see what the rest of Slime is up to and we'll make a plan. Which group should we go after first and what's our tactic?"

D: West, across the ocean
E: North, in the icy wastes
F: East, across the continent

"I uh, I can still hear you." said Coordinator

3/3 Nalthar 2026/06/01(Mon)06:12 No. 1127425 ID: fd169b
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[b]Meanwhile]/b] Slime perused Foreman's handsome mug for a minute. "Hmmm. Looking at you, I know immediately what kind of body you would need. Big snake."

"Ehh that seems a little impractical, bud. How will I get anything done without hands?"

"Good point. A snake with limbs then. Like a caterpillar."

"Caterpillar? Like wat tractors have?"

"Yeah! Now we're talking! Big grabby claws too. What else?"

With Slime's encouragement Foreman got to work on the biggest single machine he had ever worked on. For over a week they designed and redesigned, tested and refined. Orders piled up as most of the factory was spent on the construction of this monstrosity.

The ants were also learning as they went along. A few took their car to bring the rest of their nest to the factory. Queen was excited with the idea of becoming antgineers, and the first thing they did was reprogram some drones to redirect shipments of oranges from the orchard to their new home.

Foreman's new body was completed and it was fantastic. An articulated body as long as a train, tread-lined with dozens of printer arms. Topped off with a pair of heavy demolition claws and an industrial shredder maw. The gruff AI couldn't be happier.

Slime wanted to check in with its other parts, and Foreman wanted to see the city, so the two set out while the ants took over what was left of the factory. They made their way downtown, Foreman devouring any vehicles or infrastructure that got in the way for resources. Eventually they passed by the library, and Slime was reunited with Slime.

Now Foreman could help with planning the coming campaign. What could he construct to aid?

J: Transportation?
K: Weaponry?
L: Spying tech?
M: ___________

D and J!

B) to prevent the losers from forming a rebellion, they should learn to follow your orders.

E) North, in the icy wastes.

L) Spying tech, it would be good to know more about humans before making the first contact.

C, make them do The Apology Dance.

>>1127424
Huh, there really are humans still around? That's weird. I thought we were all of them? Maybe things are not what they seem...

F. Let's do what we can in our continent before we go off somewhere more exotic. I'm a little worried about how ice affects Slimes...
Wait why don't we just do all three? I think this is important enough to split up again. Someone needs to report back to the "main base" too!

>>1127425
Oh hey we have a spare Slime now.

M: We need to establish a communications network, even if it's just a bunch of mobile phones everyone can use. If that's a simple task we don't need Foreman for, then:
J. We're about to go long distance for something so we'll need transportation at the very least, and transportation is the backbone of a logistics chain. Weapons can be delivered or procured along the way, and we're basically our own spy network.

Hmm, considering the roads are all in poor shape, we're gonna need flying vehicles. A helicopter or VTOL should work. A small plane would be fine in a pinch since we should be able to find some short runways to takeoff/land in it... or we could make something that can clear roads! Like, a tank with a cowcatcher in front to shove dead cars out of the way. We might have to repair it during travel if we try to drive it long distances though. Maybe that's a longer term project that needs something a bit more specialized and sustainable.

BEJ

C (apology dance), E, L

C) Losers lose their thinking privileges
The direction doesn't matter as long as the slime is spreading the wold will slowly getting eaten by it.
K) Weaponry, for all the things that slime can't eat.

1/2 Nalthar 2026/06/08(Mon)01:35 No. 1127756 ID: ce8213
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"Look who's the boss of you now!" crowed Slime, even though it wasn't currently a crow "Now Dance!"

"ehhhhh couldn't you eat me instead?" whined Littlest Cat.

"No. Do an apology dance."

So they did and it was actually really good. For a gang of wild animals they had great choreography.

With that settled Slime left Fox and Squirrel in charge while it took the feral gang and some other exploratory minded animals to go into the big city. Slime was itching to see what the other Slime had been up to.

2/2 Nalthar 2026/06/08(Mon)01:36 No. 1127757 ID: ce8213
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> Huh, there really are humans still around? That's weird. I thought we were all of them? Maybe things are not what they seem...
Sam note: Slime is the human souls from the previous universe (me). Now we're in the universe reborn (also me). What's fun is that while the people of the last universe were colonizing this one I made sure to keep Sol here exactly the same so there would be a fresh crop of humans, and yet history still turned out different. Take that determinism!

I didn't take long for Slime to find Slime and Slime hanging out by the library. The goopy fox rushed over to sweep its ant and crow counterparts into a slimy hug. It was such a warm and comfy hug that all of Slime merged back together, taking on wolf shape once again. The AI were looking rather nonplussed at this (Librarian was watching on from an advertising display screen she had taken over), but Wolf just shrugged. "That's Slime for ya, what a goof."

"Well, anyway" Foreman grumbled "We was going over what you need to take you up north."

A: Hovercraft
B: All terrain train
C: Biiiig Vtol

"As well, you need some pilots. I can't leave the library untended, so not me." said Librarian "Also I need to keep Coordinator distracted so he doesn't blab."

E: track down some true ai to pilot
F: Adapt the controls to animal pilots
G: Adapt animals to use the controls

Foreman turned his huge body to peer between the buildings to the distant shore. The bulk of an evacuation ship occupies the horizon, nearly as long as the city. "Ya know, that thing's not doing anything. Could get it sea worthy without too much work. Make a hell of an ice breaker."

J: Not yet, save it for later
K: Won't that take forever?
L: That's way too big

>>1127757
>Take that determinism!
What about the quantum foam? What about all the other atoms of the universe? Determinism only holds in a closed system. If there is *any* outside interference, no matter how small, tiny changes can snowball into larger ones. Not always, of course, because some things are self-reinforcing, but the more changes the more likely it is to turn out different.

B. Tank treads should work ok.
E. I suspect they will exist in any appliance not mass-produced for residential use.
K, but that's not really a problem. Setting Foreman on it as a long-term project would be fine. Plus it gives our growing animal civilization something to do.

C) Yesssssssssss!
F)+G) make it happen!
K) skill issue! Get to it, on the double!

A), G) and J)

Nalthar 2026/06/14(Sun)19:58 No. 1128076 ID: ce8213
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Everybody got carried away with the design process and in the end all the ideas got used. It was Foreman's greatest creation yet. a Vtol cargo plane, which could also achieve high speed as hovercraft. (If say, you needed to sneak under the radar to visit a research base) It also had treads for backup. Slime and Foreman decided to build three for this expedition.

Foreman got to work, trundling down the city streets and grabbing whatever vehicles and infrastructure looked most mechanical. This netted them not just a ton of resources, but also a slew of AI ripped from delivery drones and information kiosks. Unfortunately determining which were true AI proved to be harder than anticipated, and they ended up at the library, there to be subjected to a battery of tests to see which ones were capable of real thought.

While Foreman's work on the craft neared completion, Librarian declared success. Three AI had been found. While they had come from data infrastructure and would need a lot of training to be able to pilot, they showed great aptitude for learning and a helpful nature.

Slime and a lot of the animals were impatient to be setting off, so the AI were sent to the factory to train under the antgeneers, as Foreman would need help working on the big ship while the expedition was gone.

Nalthar 2026/06/14(Sun)19:59 No. 1128077 ID: ce8213
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When the craft were ready and thoroughly admired it was time to get some crew. Foreman was considering how to make the controls. With so many different animals, and likely more to join the growing community, it would be a lot of work to make controls that all could use. Slime decided it would be a lot easier to just alter some of the animals. Just a few tweaks, like upright posture, opposable thumbs, greater height.

Suggest some animals to make the change. and some that are just coming along for the ride.

>>1128077
Squirrel, let's go on an adventure!

let's change some rats, some cats, and a single crow. gotta keep the other crows small and dexterous

Send rats to space

Nalthar 2026/06/21(Sun)01:20 No. 1128313 ID: ce8213
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You can't keep a rat from messing with stuff, weather they be regular, tree, or sky variety. Crows rats and squirrels all got treatment to be mechanics and pilots, with little uniforms and adorable oversized wrenches.

To keep everyone on task some cats were also modified, since cats like to boss people around. And to keep the cats in check some more crows.

Filling out the rest of the expedition was a variety of regular style animals. Birds, bugs, squirrels, some deer, and Wolf. There were actually quite a lot of volunteers to pick from, as the slime infection had spread by seed, spore and microbe to at this point encompass the entire city surroundings.

With the crewing settled it was time to set out.
Should Slime go with or keep working in the city?
A) Slime should accompany the expedition Slime realized it should just split up again and so it did.

Nalthar 2026/06/21(Sun)01:20 No. 1128314 ID: ce8213
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Travel was nice and quick, the miles flying by underneath much to the novel delight of the non avian passengers. Within the better part of a day the three vtol were close enough to switch to hovercraft mode. Librarian hadn't been sure if a science base would have radar, but better safe than sorry.

There over the ridge was the human base. Massive radio dishes stood over a relatively paltry looking collection of sheds and cabins. But like any animal in the arctic, they likely had much more den bellow ground.

What would Slime's approach for contact be?

A) infiltration
B) Intimidation
C) just use the dang radio and say hi

I say the most reasonable thing to do would be for the shapeshifter to infiltrate the base as a siberian husky. Gain their trust before revealing yourself!

>>1128314
Little bit of all of those. Try to get a man on the inside to find out what's going on there and if there's anything to worry about.
Then we can try saying hello over the radio, and if they get uppity then we can perform a show of force.

>>1128316
this

We are the invading slime empire and we have arrived to assimilate and eat. No need for taking or buying them dinner before fucking them. Let's just skip all of that go with what will inevitably happen. You eating all of them and assuming direct control of this colony. Time to show who is top dog!

A normal communication would be the best approach. No sneaky shit, just talk with them, see what they think about you, and try to form some friendship.

1/3 Nalthar 2026/07/01(Wed)17:31 No. 1128811 ID: ce8213
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"Alright" said Slime "I'm going to sneak in. Captain Crow, call their radio in 30 minutes. If they don't want to play nice I'll be there to get em!" Slime and the crew shared an evil chuckling and then Slime set out into the windy cold.

In order to properly sneak Slime would need the right disguise.

2/3 Nalthar 2026/07/01(Wed)17:31 No. 1128812 ID: ce8213
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Luckily there were some just hanging out by the door.

3/3 Nalthar 2026/07/01(Wed)17:32 No. 1128813 ID: ce8213
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With that taken care of Slime was easily able to slip through a vent and down into the complex.

Left, right, or center?

Go left. Looks like a symbol for comms.

Go center

hmmm left

Right. I think it leads to the armory, and if they freak out, you want to keep the away from guns. (For their own safety, of course!)

Go left.

1/4 Nalthar 2026/07/17(Fri)01:40 No. 1129396 ID: ce8213
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Slime went left.

Quietly it slunk down the hall, slipping into the room at the end to slither behind the human sitting there. Since he was wearing headphones he didn't notice. On the screen in front of him was a bigger human in a sweaty white uniform with some kind of fancy hat.

"No captain, there's been no change. Just like the last dozen times you called. If you doubt the bot's analysis that much you should really come back. I mean, we haven't had any cases. At all."

"Erm well, I-I think..." the fancy dressed man sweated "I'm just going to run it by the machine experts again. Just to be safe. I'll uh, I'll let you know what they say." the screen went dark.

"Well I tried. What can you do?" the man in the headset threw up his hands in defeat and leaned back, squishing against Slime.

"Whoa boy! Don't sneak up on a guy like that. How'd you get- wait a minute..."

4/4 Nalthar 2026/07/17(Fri)01:42 No. 1129399 ID: ce8213
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"Eh whatever. Good dog." The human leaned forward again and fiddled with some knobs. "Hmm? What's this?"

The screen lit up again with the image of a different captain. "Caw. Caw caw."

"Ha ha ha What the heck?" the human grabbed a microphone "Hey Johnson! Grab whoever's there and get in here. You've gotta see this!"

B) motion to captain crow to stop messing around
C) motion to captain crow to keep messing around
D) Block the door with something and take command

>>1129399
B. We're in position, let's just play this by the book.

Use C as a distraction for D.

C! Let's have some fun

>>1129403
this

C) + D) let's see if humans taste like chicken.

If you are planning to absorb the human (or any human for that matter), ensure that their immune systems are boosted and/or inoculated after restoring them. If there IS a 'second influenza', its likely you absorbed it at some point and/or might be a carrier and would have to ensure the outside world is safe for humans again (you are effectively a permanent cure/vaccine).

Another possibilty, if able to directly affect the brain of those you recreate, is to give the human a bit of your memories/knowledge (do you share memories when rejoining your splits?) or basic details of what is going on as a sort of flashback tutorial to being a slime and be less inclined to panic.

Hmm, now I'm worried that slime absorption might also make viruses, bacteria and microscopic lifeforms sentient (and we haven't noticed it yet), and would most certainly affect parasite lifeforms (fleas, ticks, tapeworms, etc). That might become a problem for most of the sentient animals harboring them.

Also, humans wear clothes you can't absorb and consider nudity indecent. That might send the wrong message to any witnesses.

>>1129399
Wait, do the creatures that slime assimilates speak human language, or is it some weird psychic hivemind thing?

>>1129735
Given the whole souls-from-another-universe situation and us understanding the human, trnaslation shouldn't be an issue. Nothing a quick absorption can't fix, either!

What's the 'smallest unit' of slime a slime can assimilate and convert, exactly? It might help to know if slime can turn bacteria, viruses, microorganisms or (most existentially worryingly) individual living cells sentient, or are those 'too small' for that / absorbed and replaced with singular mass.

And if any slime has reached the ocean, whether the entire krill and micro-fauna of the ocean has become sentient and is propagating more sentience to the entire aquatic population.

1/3 Nalthar 2026/07/27(Mon)04:04 No. 1129963 ID: ce8213
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> Wait, do the creatures that slime assimilates speak human language, or is it some weird psychic hivemind thing?

Sam note: You know what, I forget. It just kind of gets in the way doesn't it. Since they've all been steeped in raw humanity, might as well say they can talk to humans. Captain Crow was just being silly.

Slime pantomimed behind the human's back, that Captain Crow should keep this guy busy while Slime prepared an ambush. Captain Crow couldn't tell what on earth Slime was trying to convey with it's wiggling, but figured it would just keep messing around.

"Gracaw ca-caw caw" Captain Crow said in his finest orator's voice, gesticulating wildly. The human was entranced, as anyone would be by crow antics. He didn't even notice when Slime stealthily slammed a filing cabinet in front of the door. Nor when Slime split in two and subtly, loudly sloshed it's way under the door to guard the hall.

"Okaaaaay what are you trying to say?" the human guy mused "You're an alien?"

"Caw"

"No. hmmm."

"Grawgrawgraw, caw caw"

"Oh! You're an uplifted animal and your crew of animal friends are here to take over."

"Caw caw, caw?"

"And your leader is disguised as a... dog."

"What? No I was just saying 'caw'. How did you get all that?"

"Wait a minute..."

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"Its right behind me, isn't it?"

3/3 Nalthar 2026/07/27(Mon)04:06 No. 1129965 ID: ce8213
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>>1129757
Slime spread update: a fair portion of the pacific northwest had been infected, as well as several hundred miles offshore. Microbes and such, being too small to hold a proper consciousness, instead shared a sort of collective dreaming and thus were completely aware of what was happening. They would happily inform all organisms small enough to hear them, who could then tell the larger animals just what the heck was going on. Perfect, if only a mass of tiny thoughts was capable of being coherent.

Now Slime could just bring the human back just as he was, orrrrrrrrr
This is prime opportunity to do something silly.

Time to recreate movie the Thing with the cast of this new humans.

>>1129965
Give him dog ears! But then ask if he wants them. It's rude to permanently change someone without permission, after all. Go ahead and let him choose what body alterations to get! Once in a lifetime opportunity.

Only if he joins you, of course. Dangle that carrot. Dangle dangle.

eh what if they came back exactly the same exceeeept for a slight personality change

>>1129965
Bring him back with a 'giga chad / handsome Squidward' improvement to his appearance and physique (muscular but not excessively so, optimal human physique). Also wearing only a speedo.

He'll likely be very happy to be in tip-top, peak physical condition. The face is up to his tastes and mostly for jokes.

Further gags could include making him look specifically like someone famous, like Terry Alan Crews (a universal constant) or Nicolas Cage.

>>1129963
Huh, are the crows accidentally telepathic, is he wearing some kind of Star Trek universal translator, or did you already somehow slime-infected this human and its translating caw-speech for him?

Either way, welcome to the team... Whatever your name is. Check his nametag.

They're a smoker with possibly decades of bodily damage and/or cancer from nicotine and tar inhalation. That's clearly bad for their health. Cure them of their nicotine addiction and fix the smoking damage.

Bring the human back, no silly business. Alright, maybe a little bit of silliness makes the human dance.

Bring him back a foot shorter, but make up for the height by putting an octopus on his head.

Since we're in a human compound, and humans tend to be irrational when faced with something as alien as yourself, it might be worth checking with other slimes if is there any particular chemical reaction or substance that can neutralize or destroy slime?

E.g. if the humans try to whip out flamethrowers, liquid nitrogen, or various chemicals onto you or other slimed creatures, could that potentially 'kill' a conscious slime?

1/2 Nalthar 2026/08/04(Tue)00:29 No. 1130287 ID: ce8213
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Slime spit Guy out whole and hale and almost the same as he was before, except sans clothes. Guy didn't seem to mind, going over to a closet and pulling out a jacket and pants.

"Well, that was weird." Guy patted his pockets and pulled out a pack. "Oh, do mind if I smoke?"

Slime spit out Guy's lighter "Not at all. I got rid of your cancer so you're good to go!"

"Aw, little buddy, you didn't have to do that. Wasn't really thinking I'd live past thirty."

"Oh, uhhhh. I'm not sure you can do that anymore."

"Can't what?"

"Die"

"... really?"

Slime shrugged "It hasn't come up. But I'm pretty sure"

Guy blew out a long stream of smoke and stared at the ceiling for a while. "huh"

2/2 Nalthar 2026/08/04(Tue)00:30 No. 1130288 ID: ce8213
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A commotion out in the hallway interrupted things. Guy sighed and got up "Don't worry buddy, I'll take care of them."

While Guy was moving the filing cabinet from in front of the door, Slime quickly told Captain Crow to bring the ride around in case things went poorly. Maybe land it on the roof, be sneaky.

Guy got the door open to reveal a group of freshly slimed humans all shouting at once.
"Guy did you see that thing?"
"It went in the vent! We gotta get the vents locked down!"
"Guy do you still have those spare clothes in there?"

Guy took a slow drag of his cig "Nope, nothing in here. Just a weird transmission, but sounds like that can wait. Sorry Nance, spare's in the wash."

"Well stay here and block the vents. Let everyone know we got a green thing on the loose."
"What's that on your head?:

"Its a hat." said Guy "you know I'm a furry."

"Yeah Tom, he's a furry. We don't have time for this! Let's go!"
"Alright alright! sheesh. thought his sona was a fox though."
"It looks nice Guy. See you later."

Guy shut the door and pushed the barricade back in place. "Alright then. So what's next little buddy? Gonna shake things up around here? I'm all for it."

A) intercom address
B) sneak into the seed bank
C) call the Shimizu megacity
D) ___________

>>1130288
Wait, the humans in the hallway were slimed? How? Did slime split and forget about at some point, so now there's an evil doppelganger slime out there that we don't know about? If so, did the evil doppelganger slime the humans and make them evil too? uh uh
D!
D) freak out that there might be a doppleganger out there, or that you might be a doppleganger, or that in some intangible way you might not be you, or that everything is you or...

>>1130288
Huh, who slimed them? I thought we were the only one in here and hadn't slimed anyone else.

Also, uh, I thought we were just here to make contact? We don't want to go sliming everyone (unless they ask to be slimed for all the inherent benefits)

A. Gotta tell everyone that being slimed is all positive as far as you know. Also good way to get in touch with the captain.

>>1130287
So uh, if humanity (and every other creature for the forseeable future) is functionally immortal, that opens up a big can of worms.

1) Overpopulation issues - nobody dying while still needing resources and being able to reproduce is not a fun scenario. Especially for species whoch high numbers and high reproduction rates (e.g. a swarm of locusts or mosquitos).

2) Immortality needs to account for creatures aging (from baby to adult, to elder) or things get very weird/painful. Time perception speeds up as one ages, and people might go a bit insane or bored.

3) Slimed creatures will want to reproduce or have children. What exactly will a slime-baby inherit as far as intelligence, immortality, aging and such goes? Might need to figure out a soluation for that.

D) Get smuggled by Guy to someone important, like a lead scientist/biologist (they can help explain your positive features) or the local military commander/leader of the compound (to enact authority, give tips on how to actually lead a mass of humans and prevent troops from attacking the animal crew).

Though, given that Guy seemed to understand Crow, and humans are already somehow getting slimed despite just arriving, it seems an offshoot or something else somehow beat you to the punch.

Maybe crawling through the vents somehow made you able to spread through inhalation (i.e. you are airborne now)?

Or perhaps you aren't the only slime out there? You might have a friend/rival slime out there doing the same thing you are. Maybe they're blue or pink or something.

A) Just say that you can cure cancer and people will start a religion about you!

A) Have Guy explain that you are 'basically the symbiote from Spiderman but super chill and can cure cancer'.

D) Contemplate/discuss the pros and cons of 'eating the rich' (billionaires) with Guy.

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"So how'd you get the fellas in the hallway while you were in here anyway? You got a buddy out there?"

Slime blinked "Wait, how did I? Did I split again? But surely I would remember. Oh no there's a slime I don't know on the loose! Quick we gotta get on the coms and warn everybody how to deal with it!"

Guy handed Slime the mike and went to cover the vent with a box. Slime thumbed (so to speak) the intercom on. "Hey everyone. Never mind who I am, this is an emergency. There's a slime being on the loose and you need to catch it before it gets you all. Not that being slime is so bad. In fact you should really consider- no that's not important right now! We need to catch it!"

Slime catching plan:
A) huh, I dunno, I hadn't thought about if I even have a weakness.
B) I mean, there was that time I got really thin and might have lost mental cohesion if I'd stayed that way, maybe that?
C) ________________

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Meanwhile Slime was in the vents. "You know, I think splitting so fast might have affected my short term memory. I do not know what I was supposed to do in here."

E) follow the bright and cold branch up
F) follow the loud and dark branch down

C: airtight container should work. We haven't demonstrated any super strength or corrosive properties.

E. Dark and loud is probably the engines, don't want to go mess with that.

>>1130935
Clearly, the memory wiping was intentional on the part of the other slime (evil slime) so it could do something the animals wouldn't agree with while we (good slime) have the alibi of first-contacting with the humans. Thus, to figure out what the evil slime is trying to do, we must think of something that would be repugnant to the animals, such as... blowing up the research base! Yes, that's what evil slime is trying to do! C: Ask Guy what the most explosive area on the base is, and set up a trap there!

>>1130938
This is a stationary artic base. Why would it have engines? Plus, a bright and cold passage way up is probably outside.

>>1130936
Let's try to think why we would split up. The only reasonable explanation would be that we needed one half to distract everybody, (comms slime) while the other half (vent slime) does some sort of subterfuge. Thus, vent slime should go deeper into the base by choosing option F.

A) As a viscous, fluid-like slime, you are likely affected by the basic laws of physics and thermodynamics. High temperature will likely make you more like a liquid (flowing uncontrollably, but also much faster), but could also kill your offshoot if it pasteurizes or sterilizes you. Low temperature will likely make yoy more like a solid (sluggish, or possibly freeze). Humans can wear full hazmat suits since you prpbably can't cut or stab things.

B) Could be achieved if you get heated up and effectively forced into a puddle-like form, or tricked to pass through a sieve or mesh-like opening to split into a ton of small fragments. Could also have it enter a pipework that loops a lot.

C) Keep broadcasting so the offshoot hears the message from you and is given proper directions, or tell the humans to try diplomacy with it / that 'slime prime' asked to wait.

E) Seems like it could be a refridgerated. sciency area. Probably more people there too.

F) Could be some empty engimeerimg area, boiler room or such.

As such my votes are A) Fire extinguishers, liquid nitrogen and hazmat suits, C) Keep the message on repeat but make it clear its from slime prime, or to backtrack to comms.

For offshoot, go to E). Probably more interestimg stuff there.

>>1130939
An artic base needs heating - lots of it. It's probably a boiler room, power generator or some other kind of basement machine that produces heat. And possibly has drones working there.

Cool and bright is either outside, or a well-lit area that needs cooling (freezer closet, science lab).

>>1130938
Ideally the container is big enough, can't be opened from inside with force (i.e. no corks, bottlecaps or screw-lids) and is airtight. A gas tank or mason jar, for example.

As for getting the slime into such a container, maybe a water-washing vacuum cleaner? It should suck up the slime and safely deposit it into a liquid container (and the centrifuge effect inside will confuse it).

A) Janitor with a hazmat suit and a wet (uses a water container instead of a paper bag) vacuumm cleaner.

C) A wizard did it.
F)

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Slime went down into the safe warm. Warmer and warmer, until it was way too hot. Slime shot out of the next opening and found itself in a little control room with a big window.

Slime looked out over a huge and icy cavern. Rows and rows of seeds in all sorts of shapes, all frozen safe in their little cubbies. "Score" Slime grinned.

But it wasn't grinning a minute later when it took a step into the cold cold storage hall. Turned out a slime stepping on ice had the same effect as when a human licked a cold pole. Slime retreated back into the control room after agonizingly peeling itself off the floor.

A) Quietly shanghai the first human to come by as a transport
B) Loudly sabotage the heat sink
C) Who needs plants anyway? We've got animals outside

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Meanwhile "So if you get the slime sealed up it'll be helpless." Slime said over the intercom "It'll probably go somewhere warm, we can trap it there."

"I always thought the snowblowers having a reverse function was pointless, but seems its not." said Site Admin "Well you just sit tight. We'll be down to collect you in just a bit, then we'll take care of your friend."

"Me?" Slime asked "Wh-what did I-"

"You're a dangerous slime too, right? We can talk once you're secured. Don't try to leave, we're blocking the vent system right now. See you soon." Site Admin closed the line.

"Wh- bu- I'm a nice slime!" whined Slime "Everyone loves me."

"Aw, they'll come around." Guy gave a Slime a sloppy pat on the head. "so what's the plan now? Busting out?"

G) Make a break for the ship
H) Surrender and hope to negotiate
I) _____________

BG

>>1131560
Huh, why was that hot place next to a cold place...?
Oh... it was a heating duct. We were in the vents. I'm guessing the cold bright direction was a different exit from the vents, towards an air conditioned area? Or just an area that was less insulated from outside.

>slime can't walk on ice
Uh oh, we found a vulnerability! One that can be solved with clothing though.
A. Totally don't get captured or anything.

>>1131561
H. But also think about how you can modify your own body to produce acids or hardened tools to escape confinement. You could always turn into a gorilla and ape out.

For 'evil' slime:
A) Seems like the best option of the three (not counting meta-knowledge that the humans are actively searching for you). Just smuggle yourself on someone.

B) Is a very bad idea, as it could lead getting harmed (explosion/heat) or it working too well and freezing/overheating everything and leading to a lot of creatures and plants dying.

C) Is a bad idea because the outside is also likely cold/frozen.

D) Throw/toss slime globs at the plants (if not enclosed) like spitballs or snowballs to remotely slime the plants.

E) Commendeer some warm clothes and proceed into cold storage witH extra insulation. There's bound to be a warm uniform around for a place like this.

For 'Good' slime:
G) and H) - do both! Split yourself (with instructions this time). One of you heads back to the ship (Guy can help), the other surrenders peacefully.

I) Set up the classic 'bucket over door' prank but with slime.

A) and G) We are not going down without a fight!

For the ice trap, can you split yourself in two? Leave the trapped part behind while letting the bigger part of youself to be free. As for the other scenatrio surrender and hope to negotiate.

BG. Time it so the break allows the other slime to escape.

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Slime had a great idea. Scooping off a piece of itself it spun around and around and then hurled the piece to a control panel.

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"Euuugh what?"

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"What the fuck!" Slime tugged but it was stuck tight to the icy surface.

"You thought it was a good idea when you were me!" Slime called.

"Yeah well that was two seconds ago!" Slime groped around the controls until it found a convenient button labeled 'specimen release'. "Now I'm over here and you'd better get me back!"

Luckily at that moment a nice insulated parka walked in.

A) Ratatouille him (Ratatouille was never made in this timeline so he'll never see it coming)
B) Hold him at knife point (not a real knife but he doesn't need to know that)
C) __________

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Meanwhile "So you got it? Just sit there and look cute and get them to like, surrender or something." said Slime, scooting out the door with Guy.

"Yep yep!" said Slime in the chair"And I'll get Captain Crow on the horn to back me up."

Slime and guy hurried down the hall. They could already hear other humans running closer. With nowhere else to go they hid in the barracks.

Not having much time, Slime opened the first closet and grabbed the first useful thing it saw.

D) a snowsuit and hat, but unfortunately no face covering
E) some remote control quad-drones
F) Two hockey sticks, plus pucks
G) Boombox and tapes

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Meanwhile "Which is why you want the spring powerup, not the double hammer- Oh looks like its time."

Which Slime tactic?
J) Commanding
K) Sultry
L) UwU

AGL

>>1131875
B. Heck, it doesn't even have to be a knife. Just threaten to do horrible things to the human's body. You only have to touch them and you can fully modify them, after all. ...don't be surprised if this turns into a form of bribery.

>>1131876
D

>>1131877
uh
none of these are going to work, are they.
How about J, while becoming too big to get sucked up by whatever that thing is.

A) is nicer than B) and less 'The Thing'. Was 'The Thing' made in this timeline?

C) Ask them if they have any form of body dysmorphia or bodily they'd like permanently cured to their wishes (in a non-jerk genie way). I.e. bribe them with body modding.

D) If anyone asks, you're just someone with dwarfism and/or the standard uniform doesn't fit you. Or 'you have a condition'.

E) Are you light enough to ride the drone(s)? If yes, ride them majestically to freedom (or just hide on top of one while Guy pretends its for safely scouting for slime).

K) Sultry is clearly the way to go.

L) Maximum puppy dog eyes. Make them feel sad about capturing you.

M) Gamer enthusiast mode. Ask them about the powerups.

>>1131877
M) Become Kirby shaped. Poyo!

A
D
K

AFL... heheh.