THE MOST LAMENTABLE SKY QUEST B.B. 2026/01/01(Thu)13:16 No. 1119526 ID: ca1cc7
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You wake up on a small floating island, there is a sad looking sapling rooted next to you. To your west there is nothing to your east there is nothing to your north there is nothing (you haven't checked the south).

In your inventory there is
-Your iconic bottle of Jagermeister (half empty)
-Your coin collection ( one penny, rock shaped like a dime)
- A flashlight
- Cauldrons (0)

What will you do?

Cheer up plant by giving it Jagermeister.

whatever you do, don't check south. How about up? any celestial bodies?

UPCRAFT rock shaped like dime into actual dime.

shine flashlight on sapling. wait for instantaneous growth of beanstalk.

>>1119541
This seems most productive. Gotta get some wood to start expanding the island.

have an existential crisis

scream into the void

tug on sapling, see if it pulls something up

Upcraft the flashlight into a laser beam and use it on the plant to SUPERPHOTOSYNTHESIZE

Inspect South

UPCRAFT sapling. Maybe use flashlight?

THE MOST LAMENTABLE SKY QUEST B.B. 2026/01/03(Sat)15:52 No. 1119618 ID: ca1cc7
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>Cheer up plant by giving it Jagermeister.
You give the miserable small pathetic sapling your Jagermeister, thought parting with the item momentarily makes noticeably vibrate from anguish really hard seeing its stem gently cradle the bottle fills you with an enormous sense of wellbeing and reminds you what being on a floating island in the void is really about

THE MOST LAMENTABLE SKY QUEST B.B. 2026/01/03(Sat)15:52 No. 1119619 ID: ca1cc7
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>whatever you do, don't check south. How about up? any celestial bodies?
You think of turning south but something quick shoot through your nerves, something cold and metallic, you dont know whats south, it is an empty spot in your mind a black hole of uniformation, a gap so big it could contain anything possible and everything impossible

THE MOST LAMENTABLE SKY QUEST B.B. 2026/01/03(Sat)15:52 No. 1119620 ID: ca1cc7
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what dark forces move unseen and unnoticed in that space, what festers and writhes in the 10,000 leagues under our ship of knowledge. What world exists after the edges, a world of mindless gods and black fairies, of powers miraculous and terrible, of the buzzing flies fat with death, of the disease and rot triumphant and of red veins raw with hunger swarming at the bottom of reality

THE MOST LAMENTABLE SKY QUEST B.B. 2026/01/03(Sat)15:52 No. 1119621 ID: ca1cc7
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So instead of looking south you decide to look up

THE MOST LAMENTABLE SKY QUEST B.B. 2026/01/03(Sat)15:53 No. 1119622 ID: ca1cc7
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Oh its the moon, cool

[YOU GAIN (50) MOON POINTS]
[GAIN AN ADDITIONAL (10!) MOONPOINTS IF YOU GIVE THE MOON A AWSOME NAME]

THE MOST LAMENTABLE SKY QUEST B.B. 2026/01/03(Sat)15:53 No. 1119623 ID: ca1cc7
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>UPCRAFT sapling.
You decide that you'll use your UPCRAFT magic on the little sapling, after a flash of white you have successful UPCRAFTED the object. You have made a new discovery [Boozey Wood] congratulations! It looks totally slurped out of its mind but in a cool and magical way

That moon looks like a [GEORGIA] to me.

an awesome name? you mean like Glebble?

inspect the boozey wood

Name the moon [Méliès]

Greet the moon. Perhaps they can get you out of here?

>>1119623
Punch tree, get wood.

UPCRAFT moon. I mean, UPCRAFT [Wicked Rock Mirror in the Sky].

Inspect Bar

THE MOST LAMENTABLE SKY QUEST B.B. 2026/01/04(Sun)17:16 No. 1119665 ID: ca1cc7
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>Inspect Bar
You look over to the bar birdhouse on the Boozey Woods branch, something about it feels ominous and awful but surely it’s just your over active imagination. You try to fit your head into the little hole, your head gets most of the way through only being stopped by your big ass bat sized ears. When your eyes adjust to the dim light inside your worst fear comes to life Drunk Birds. Seeing one of gods most heavenly and pure creatures lost in the sauce and absolutely plastered off the fucking wall fills you with pure and somber anger deep inside, somehow this boozey tree must be stopped in its evilily carbonated tracks.

THE MOST LAMENTABLE SKY QUEST B.B. 2026/01/04(Sun)17:16 No. 1119666 ID: ca1cc7
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>Name the moon [Méliès]
On the bright side you remembered the moon's name, its Méliès!, on the antibright side you don't remember how to pronounce Méliès so you really hope their birthday isn't coming up because you'll have to go weirdly quiet during one part of the birthday song.

>>1119665
Get crunk with the birds, if they're doing it it must be cool

DESTROY THE TREE

Immediately spend all your MOONPOINTS on MOONSHINE.

We need to find a corkscrew or something to tap this tree and drain it of its vile liquors.

Store the birds in your pocket to sleep it off. Once they sober up they could scout the void for you.

UPCRAFT the bar's sense of morality.

No, wait. Morality is an abstract concept, not an object.

Well, let's UPCRAFT morality so it becomes an object and we can UPCRAFT it. I'm a genius!

Upcraft the alchohol until it reaches unpalatable levels of purity.
Thennit will be unfit to drink but excellent for antibacterial cleaning.