Uninstall the game and leave a scathing review.

(1/4) Apples 2026/03/02(Mon)00:16 No. 1122796 ID: 0c2899
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>Well, now we're not putting on the tunic out of spite!

>Ditch the panties.

You un-equip the Hero's Panties (-15 Def; -10 Cute) and rush out once again!

(2/4) Apples 2026/03/02(Mon)00:16 No. 1122797 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "You can't go outside like that!"

(4/4) Apples 2026/03/02(Mon)00:19 No. 1122801 ID: 0c2899
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Goddamn it.

The sounds of screaming and chaos outside grow louder.

>Uninstall the game and leave a scathing review.

You're THIS close...

Fiiiiine....
Don tunic and boots

Take the back yard so the annoying owl doesn't see you.

or Maybe try glitching out of bounds to no trigger the owl event. all you need to do really is try pushing against a invisible wall, and eventually one of your tits will clip through it, and you can fall right through.

don't clip through the floor. last time you did that, you ended up in a strange yellow hallway.

This time, shank that owl before she stops time.

Or maybe it's a semantics thing. Cut holes in the tunic so that the girls can still bounce free while you're technically fully dressed.
I mean, who knows what's going on in this owl's brain

>>1122801
Is that stupid time owl still bothering us? We're already a Hero! We don't need his tutorials!

Whatever. This isn't worth messing with. We've got monsters to stab. Just put on our tunic to shut him up. And the panties for added cuteness. We're never too grumpy to look cute while we're ramming our Hero's Sword down some stupid monster's fucking throat.

Slice tunic, it is now a cool vest.
Boots are fine as they are.
And that's all you need to be the hero.

Remember
?No shirt, no shoes, no saving the world.

Don the shirt, get mad that it doesn't fit, then wear it as a scarf. Don shoes. You are now ready to save the world.

Put the panties back on, for the stats.

use the shitty door physics of bumping against the door to noclip past the owl event and continue being naked, it's a good plan, I swear.

>>1122801
sequence break past the dang owl by backward shieldsurf jumping through your wall.
just don't get too close to the front of your house or the dang owl event will trigger again

>>1122801
Wear the physics defying tunic dress thing to contain your chesticular fortitude, and those darn cute boots, but leave the panties on the floor as an act of secret defiance to that bossy tutoriowl.

Use your pillowcase to craft a Hood of Anonymity, equip only the Hood of Anonymity, and proceed on your adventure.

Hooters can't possibly recognize you if your face is covered.

>>1122838
The panties give 15 whole defense! They’re worth equipping! Plus then we can flash the cuteness of them at people we wanna charisma check. Bunny pussy is still cute, but panties are cuter! Properly gear up, but who cares whether your tail is through the tail hole of the tunic, the attack is underway! We will maintain a shred of indecency on our journey! If only a shred~

(1/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122901 ID: 0c2899
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>Avoid the Tutori-Owl: 5 votes.

>Just put on the tunic: 5 votes.

Your defiant nature and your desire to just get this over with war within you, but in the end...

(2/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122902 ID: 0c2899
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...trying to escape the owl is just too much effort.

*sigh*

(3/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122903 ID: 0c2899
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>equip panties

You equip the Hero's Panties! (+15 Def; +10 Cute)

(4/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122904 ID: 0c2899
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You equip the Magic Tunic! (+5 Modesty)

The enchanted fabric somehow stretches to cover your assets.

You're finally dressed for adventure!

(5/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:00 No. 1122905 ID: 0c2899
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>Equip pillowcase

But still, it would be nice to avoid the owl if possible. You cut four holes in your pillowcase to create a Hood of Anonymity.

You equip Hood of Anonymity! (+0 disguise)

(6/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:00 No. 1122906 ID: 0c2899
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Properly fitted up, you rush out to save the town!

(7/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:00 No. 1122907 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

(8/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:01 No. 1122908 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "Dang it! How did you know it was me?"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: -_-;;;

Boobie Bunny: "..."

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Do you know about timed hits?"

Ask them why the magic tunic is enchanted to stretch instead of just being sized appropriately.

>>1122908
I know about how much time it would take to hit you.

(1/3) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:18 No. 1122911 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Also, did you know that you forgot your boots?"

Dang it! You could have sworn you put those on!

You probably shouldn't have tried to speedrun things by not lacing them properly.

(2/3) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:18 No. 1122912 ID: 0c2899
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You rush back and equip your boots! (-15 foot appeal)

(3/3) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:18 No. 1122913 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "That's better. Now, would you like to learn about timed hits?"

Show you know times hits by using timed hits on the owl

>>1122913
Timed hits are when you hit the button at the same time you hit an enemy, right?

>>1122913
I'd like to know how much more time we need to waste before we can hit something with our Hero's Sword. Does this owl think we became a town Hero without knowing how to chop up a monster or two? Owls aren't even that smart! Who does she think she's fooling?

Blast! What powerful sorceries does this owl wield, capable of piercing the Hood of Anonymity.

Clearly, a demonstration of timed hits is in order.

Time tits? Sounds powerful. Better learn about them.

Since Hooters is talking to us, we don’t need the hood anymore. Doesn’t mean we have to stop wearing it. Just that we CAN stop wearing it if we wanna. Begrudgingly listen to the owl’s Hootorial. In all likelihood, this timed hit thing is how we win the final fight

Ask Hooters to explain how to junction a GF to my breast size.

(1/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122941 ID: 0c2899
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>Lose the hood

You un-equip the Hood of Anonymity. It wasn't doing you any good, plus it smelled weird. (-0) disguise.

>Learn about timed tits.

Boobie Bunny: Very well, Tutori-owl! Teach me in the ways of Timed Tits!

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122942 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT??????"

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122943 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "R-really? You REALLY want to learn about Timed Tits?"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: *SNIFF*

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "In all my years of mentoring heroes, you're the first... the first ever to-to..."

(4/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122944 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: *ah hem* (keep it together, Hooters! This is the moment you've been practicing for!)

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Very well, I shall now teach you about Timed Tits!"

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122945 ID: 0c2899
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Timed Tits

To use Timed Tits, try to time your attack with the bouncing of your boobs, so that your attack lands with maximum force!

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122946 ID: 0c2899
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Timed Tits "Do you need me to repeat all that? Say 'A' for 'yes' or 'B' for 'no.'"

A: say "B"

B: say "A"

>>1122946
you sonnova

A: say "B"

>>1122946
You know what. B: Say "A". The time owl gave us some actually helpful advice. Let her have her moment.

A, which I'm hoping is also the power attack button.

say A: say "B"

AAAAAAAAAAAAA is this dialogue over yet?

>>1122946
b