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969292 No. 969292 ID: 19da02 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Two people are requesting Decision Assistance.

Age: 33
Gender: Male
Likes: GANime, girls, staying inside.
Dislikes: Webtoons, pepper, deep thinking.
Form Factor: Generic biped 4667533a.16g, Height 1.25 Weight 53.

Age: 33
Gender: Female
Likes: GANime, girls, staying inside.
Dislikes: Webtoons, pepper, deep thinking.
Form Factor: Generic biped 4667533a.16g, Height 1.25 Weight 52.

Please select a person to asssist.

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No. 974546 ID: 12b116
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The selfie I took with Alexis is absolutely what Alexis looks like.
Hit me with what you wanted, dude. Kinda now or never.

Nope! Normal people don't live on transports. This city is Neon Bridge to Heaven.

Thanks for the help, y'all! You did a great job of keeping him outside until I could get here!
No. 974548 ID: e19a40

Let's see...

What is Alexis? Where is she going? How does this place work?
I get that there is a pod apartment structure whose inhabitants receive basic amenities and income without the need of work. There is also a mostly empty market place. Why do those things exist? What is the purpose of this organization?

What is wrong with Pomothy? How does someone get this dispassionate?

What is your deal? Are you doing this for a kink or a profit opportunity? Any interesting details on your plans that you would like to share?
No. 974549 ID: 5555a7

>Good luck with the IRL hanging out, glad we were of positive assistance.

So what you doing with pom anyway? You going to eat them?
No. 974550 ID: c8edab

What I want you to do is, I want you to marry Pomothy.

It's why I wanted him to withdraw some money, so he could buy a wedding ring. Alas, I failed, and since Decision Assistance ended I also can't force him to decide on this anymore. So, it's up to you to make this happen!

Why I want you to do this? It's because it's required for the other thing that I want. That is, to have straight vaginal sex between a married couple in a missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
No. 974552 ID: b1b4f3

So were you actually gonna kill him or were you just yanking our collective chains? He might not consent to it now.

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973331 No. 973331 ID: f56a2b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

You did it. Against all hope, against the stars themselves, you did it.
What did you do? You can't remember clearly; you are at odds with yourself and all of your elements are against each other.

Previously: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/961754.html
Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Blue_Star
Discussion: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/132526.html

This quest contains scenes of graphic violence.
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No. 974294 ID: f56a2b
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A moment to let you access your Air and take stock of things...

You have destroyed the wards, and the trees are now crowded with the spirits of hunger. You feel a sort of piercing cold, but you aren't being destroyed or paralyzed by the spirits, not yet anyways. Had you opted for a composition of elements with minimum Fire and Earth, this would be a far more pressing danger.

The prisoner is yet unaffected by the spirits... curious, but one less problem to deal with would not have hurt. It has a glowing eye symbol on its head, and as it stares in your general direction you feel that perverse examination wash over you. Stronger water would allow you to understand this feeling better.

There is no movement from the distant witch's dwelling.

You make a conscious decision to keep the skull around. Perhaps it will make a companion of sorts.

Your Air is infiltrated and numbed by the spirits around you, but your Awakened Water lets you recognize that it isn't your own influence, and your vessel succesfully resists it.

Consider your next moves carefully. Do you approach the prisoner, or the witch's cottage? Do you run for it? What should you do? How will you do it?

Come now, the hunger speaks from within the skull. Those scraps you got from the wards are nothing to you, but they would mean so much to me! Even if you don't get much out of them yourself, I have a great talent for getting every last drop out of the barrel, and I know how to stretch those resources. I can still be useful to you even if I'm not a part of your vessel proper!
No. 974298 ID: b1b4f3

Sure, give the Hunger skull some scraps.

Remember, the prisoner is a relay for spells. If you can harvest their essence do so, otherwise avoid them.
No. 974300 ID: d63ea8

Agreed, such a minor amount of power would be negligible to us. Better to fortify this companion and build a rapport.

If the prisoner is the relay, than a sufficient enough distraction might break the witch's connection to it. Circle among the trees, avoiding the further rays, and break the next bone ward along the line. With the Hunger flowing into their territory, the witch will need to focus on their personal defense.

Once the second ward is down, observe the prisoner from a sheltered position, does it maintain the same instinct to examine us?

If that instinct is gone, we should approach it.
No. 974303 ID: 0fae41

Sure thing, hunger! I have a feeling this is the start of a beautiful relationship.
Prisoner's closer than the other ward, so check him out.
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974139 No. 974139 ID: ef15e2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

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No. 974174 ID: b1b4f3

Get that phone, see if you can log into it.
No. 974175 ID: ef15e2
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No. 974176 ID: 0fae41

Read the 'Amazing' note, hug doorknob.
No. 974192 ID: e19a40

Try 12345

Can you open this box?
No. 974196 ID: b1b4f3

What's that stuff on the lid?

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968619 No. 968619 ID: 49c9bd hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 973875 ID: e51896

purring can send calming waves to others. Start purring to calm her down.
No. 973889 ID: 736c28

Critical failure!
No. 973937 ID: 56907e

If you can release youself from Gwen's clutches, go over to the computer screen and give one of the pictures of Penumbra cat kisses (lick penumbra on the computer). It will be our last ditch effort to show her he is a friend.
No. 973939 ID: d186fc

Just in case we really do have to intervene here, reach unto the void and test our connections with the ancient one as we did three lives ago. Ofc we don't want things to come to that, but you never know. Desperate times call for desperate measures and there are times where taboos must be broken.

Mutating our form to be capable of speech could help us be a mediator once we are past the initial shock. Of course, we would only talk to penumbra and Gwen (and maybe Jane) when they are alone so we do not attract unwanted attention. Anyone would think they were mad if they tried to prove we talked. Much like Michigan in One Froggy Evening (Looney Tunes)
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969389 No. 969389 ID: a307f1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You are a gay little animal, and it’s your day off from work today.

Every day, a thousand hours a day, one million days a week, you work as a cashier at The Store in exchange for Dollars. But not today!
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No. 971974 ID: 15a025

Talk about Pocket Guys and show him your deck.
No. 972563 ID: dd404d

Ask him where he got those stockings.
No. 972564 ID: 08e322

complement them on their BIG GAY ENERGY room.
No. 973184 ID: cdb7be

Oh my god this quest is amazing, also has a real Tuca and Bertie vibe xD

I guess if they're offering to pay you could take the opportunity to get something you don't usually have the money to go for (like sushi or something, of course without taking the piss), if such options are available
No. 973186 ID: 08b8d8

Talk about Bobblio! Also maybe ask what the anime figs are?

Let's also have a look at that menu. Are you a meat-eater, or do you prefer veges?

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936969 No. 936969 ID: 4cfeaf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

I’m an apprentice magician, I traveled to this land to learn from my master, a known to be very powerful wizard… I spent a lot of time here, and learned a lot… yet this morning... there was something different... yet I couldn’t quite tell what, and before I knew it, my master started pushing me...
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No. 971895 ID: b1b4f3

Well we have a couple of options here. Could try to keep blinding it or blocking it with earth walls or magic walls, and hope the fire kills it.
Or you can go on the offense with stuff like more fireballs, or water whip (assuming the fire isn't actually hurting the parasite much) or make up some spells. Like, earth ball or fire whip, or try something more intense of the light element, like, some kind of holy light whip or holy fire whip or holy water whip...

It's looking towards your ally now so it will probably attack him, you should try to help with one of your defensive spells.
No. 973162 ID: 4fd362
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Many possibilities rush to my mind as I consider what to do next. I decide to try to blind it once again, but as soon as I try that, the parasite suddenly goes in all four again and starts, slowly but menacingly, advancing towards me, not only protecting its eye from my light beam, but also threatening me with the fire consuming the alpha’s carcass.

>Protect your ally
Suddenly I notice that it intends to use one of its… “hind legs”? to strike at the elder’s son as he gets closer with his axe.

He’s too far away and I can only cast the magic barrier right in front of me… but maybe…

>Make up some spells
Well, it’s nothing fancy, but water whip MIGHT be just what I need!

I create the water whip and manage to stop the leg just before it strikes, unbalancing the parasite in the process, and it needs to seek footing as soon as the water whip banishes.
No. 973163 ID: 4fd362
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Although he was surprised at first, the elder’s son tries to continue his strike. To which the Eldritch parasite responds by quickly turning around and facing him with fire… As soon as I try to move, the eldritch parasite quickly turns towards me… Is it… Buying time?

Regardless… I don't know how much it will help it… The fire continues to expand and it seems that soon rather than later, it will reach the parasite…
No. 973166 ID: 8fab7a

Hrm. Maybe it's trying to finish its metamorphosis, and it's planning to shed the burning parts? Or it's getting used to that particular brand of damage, thanks to its crazy adaptability.

... the Water whip seemed pretty maneuverable.

Whip it in the eye.
No. 973167 ID: b1b4f3

Maybe you should extinguish the fire, since it seems to be playing to the parasite's advantage.
Water bolt!

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934998 No. 934998 ID: 8275cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

The Fall of Astramar
"The Alliance saw their doom Looking upon Jucha, but like the light of a distant star their damnation had come long before" --Balren the storyteller

follows the events of crash quest and command quest,it is recommended to read these first
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No. 972987 ID: 094652

Find a medical station and staunch the bleeding before you go on. Even if they're willing to throw themselves at the enemy, you still need to try to keep them alive.
No. 972990 ID: b1b4f3

Yeah let's do some first aid (and also confirm that's who she says she is, can't see her face) then get moving. Head towards the armory if it's still secure. Shields are useless against the shield breaker apparently but you can at least upgrade your weapon and maybe pick up some other tools like grenades.
No. 972992 ID: 6c9030

"Which you will only be able to do if we staunch that bleed first."
No. 973024 ID: be5bd2

Okay I might be going crazy but does this whole interaction seem really weird to anyone else?

Pary-Zegh is apparently injured and in her last moments, speaking with difficulty, then just springs up and no longer speaking with any issues?

Come to think of it the language being used is strange too, it's like an NPC quest-givers dialogue. Also where is that blood coming from? For that much splatter on the outside of the suit I'd expect a big fukkin hole somewhere visible.

Either this is a dream or the assassin is inside that powersuit feeding you some bullshit.
No. 973075 ID: d186fc

Leaning towards this as well

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971801 No. 971801 ID: 160b11 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Your name is Frog Alarmclock. It's a pretty unusual name, but you're a pretty unusual girl, so it suits you.

Right now, by which I mean two days before you killed everyone, you're standing in your bedroom stretching your legs as an excuse to not do your homework. Your grandma tells you that your studies are the most important thing in the universe, and she might even be right, but what's the point of being a sixteen year old girl if you're not going to rebel against authority?

Well, you're an empowered young woman now. You decide what do to.
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No. 972481 ID: c3c616

You're just going to get a drink of water? Or to the bathroom?
No. 972952 ID: 160b11
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>You're just going to get a drink of water? Or to the bathroom?

You attempt to save time by doing both at once and telling your Grandma that you wanted a drink of pee?

Your hat starts to pop off your head, in an attempt to escape being associated with you.
No. 972953 ID: 6c227a

well, thats not gonna work. cheese it!
No. 972959 ID: 849c59

No keep babbling! Between the gibberish and the hat levitation she'll think you're sick!
No. 972967 ID: c3c616


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961285 No. 961285 ID: 9d201c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You have been mandated indoors with a group of your loved ones. Stuck inside a still house planted in a world paralyzed with fear and riddled with death.

It's a big old old house in a very small town. A few of your friends have broken away from the group to face the horror.

But who are you?
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No. 963396 ID: 511052

That takes at least a whole day and we need the goods now.
No. 969682 ID: ca6518

Is this quest still active?
No. 969707 ID: 4318d7

No. 970114 ID: c258b4

I didn't notice I was once again late to the party (again).

I say, let's improvise.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
Except there is no lemons to make lemonade. So you make something else instead, like orange juice. If there is any.
What a pity, to die (inside) by an unflexible mindset!
Or psychically by eldritch creatures, now that does sound more thrilling! But extremely painful.
No. 972954 ID: e38764

Consider other people around the place that would be more suited to fetch that flour

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951004 No. 951004 ID: 5245b2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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No. 968987 ID: d63ea8

Ready our weapon I guess?
No. 972822 ID: 5245b2
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I wake up alone, standing in a pool of blood that is not my own. Smoke billows from burning huts and mutilated bodies lie scattered around me. It’s starting to rain...
...Not again... by the forge of my soul, please not again...
No. 972910 ID: 5245b2

>BRYN is currently in what remains of a small town or village. There are bits and pieces of human corpses all around, blood stains the gravel and dirt, buildings burning, the smell of burning flesh is everywhere.
>BRYN does not recognize this place, and does not remember how he got here.
>BRYN is gripping Stormrune tightly. The blade is currently in default position, and the charge meter is full.
>It's starting to rain.

>>What should BRYN do?
No. 972925 ID: 094652

Take a moment to remember: you are the one with the sword, you're the one with a choice.

I'm going to suggest you sneak in and look for survivors, but you be you.
No. 972946 ID: 5245b2

>BRYN searches for survivors.
>A 4 hour search turns up nothing.
>Not a single living thing in the town.
>Not even carrion birds.
>Not even flies.
>BRYN gets the feeling something is seriously wrong.

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933715 No. 933715 ID: eb6c64 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This quest is likely to be NSFW, and may contain some disturbing themes.
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No. 972620 ID: 365ffb

She never specified that the power had to be inherent to herself; power she could draw on at will, power she could call instantaneously. You could give her an object that she could lose or have stolen, like a magic scepter that she can ask questions to to get any answer that follows the wish, and lets the user use great magic and stuff once they specify to the staff what they want to have happen. You can possibly avoid them realizing the downsides by making it something really cool looking and dazzle up its creation a little; don't go overboard though, she seems irritatingly savvy.

Alternatively, you could fill up her head with, just, tons of pictures of smut. "Knowledge" doesn't necessarily mean "knowledge she would enjoy having".
No. 972799 ID: f57349

Could you interpret the wish to create a magic item that's inherently unstable, so it'll explode or cause some other catastrophe shortly after you stop actively maintaining it? A deadman switch, passive-aggressively violating those "great harm" and/or "can handle" clauses as soon as you're no longer bound by them.
No. 974162 ID: 3a7feb

I don't see the value in twisting her wish to be worthless or harmful. Our goal is to topple the thrones of the earth and un-sanctify every sanctum, right? So empowering a gnoll slave into an unstoppable warlord sounds like a pretty good plan to me.

Bonus if we drop hints that we're the source of her power, meaning lots more people will fight to get their hands on us.

So, go nuts with it! Give her a ludicrous amount of power. The absolute most she can handle.

In fact, enhance her body so she can handle a little more than that.

As for knowledge? Hit her with tons of lore. But make sure to focus on all the ways the gods are bastards and have screwed over creatures like her. Especially, anything they've done that's caused problems for her in particular. Give her good reasons to want to disrupt the worship of the gods, and make it seem like you're just unveiling the forbidden mysteries of the universe.

(If you can distract her by sand-blasting her with secrets for long enough that her snake friend steals the ring, that would be just fine~)
No. 974402 ID: 3a7feb
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>enhance her body so she can handle a little more than that.
Strong body, strong spirit.

>... That is also one potential way to interpret ‘all I can handle’.
Apparently this is also a thing.
No. 975695 ID: 2adab5

So what's the upper limit on how much power you actually *can* give to her? Could you say, give her the Magical Power to reflexively rain long range magical blasts upon anything which she has an angry or annoyed thought about (as long as the target is far enough away that the blast Won't Harm Herself), and then give her the Knowledge of many places along with facts about them that would annoy her (conveniently including cities containing major temples you want razed)?

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972108 No. 972108 ID: f2bc17 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

NSFW Oneshot Quest

Please input your species.
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No. 972769 ID: 05b21f
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No. 972770 ID: b4095d
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This could be us
No. 972772 ID: 62e901
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No. 972788 ID: 6e6f32

Get's me every time.
No. 972791 ID: b1b4f3

I hadn't seen this one before so I'll vote for it.

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949128 No. 949128 ID: 9dad72 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

18+ only!
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No. 972656 ID: f63434
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You follow Dolly back into the dressing rooms. They're lively this time of day, and you scoot past a number of demons in varying states of undress. You recognize some of them from your time working on wait staff and greet a few. You get some hurried congratulations on switching roles, some partially clothed hugs; you're honestly loving it. Then Dolly waves you over to her locker.

"You got anything to change into?" She asks.

Oh shit. What are you going to wear?

"Probably," You say, stalling for time. Dolly stares at you. Shit. Guess it's time to see what you have.
No. 972658 ID: f63434
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Please help my boy put some CLOTHES on!

I'm taking suggestions for new outfits and inventory; inventory both on Split's person and his LOCKER. Locker items will come up LATER.
No. 972659 ID: f63434

If you want to use the base to draw an outfit, or describe one, both are great! If I get a few responses I'll either pick my fave or combine elements.

visible genitals
houndstooth print

Just throwing this out there, too: I'm a trans man and there will be many trans people in this quest. I don't want to see any bullshit about pronouns, presentation, etc. Be cool or leave.

Thanks for waiting for (checks) seven months! :);;; It's great to be updating!
No. 972669 ID: 44b1b5

Keep the loose button-down, add an undone necktie - maybe one with devil skulls on it. Carry a puce business suit jacket over your shoulder, but never be seen wearing it (not even draped over your shoulders). (The suit is on-person inventory, not part of the outfit; makes you look cool holding onto it in profile, and acts as an emergency blanket or headrest.) Sharp business pants sell the idea that you're not a waiter. We're going for a casual, but "real" look; we want to fill the void in the hearts of those who have no drinking buddies with which to shoot the shit.

Locker inventory includes a unique set of scotch glasses, freezable whiskey rocks (even if we prefer ice, ourselves), a cloth for holding ice, and one of those long spoons for shattering and stirring it. We want to specialize in the "sipping hard liquor" crowd. (The house provides the spirits, I imagine.) Also, party poppers, in the event of a drunken celebration, and a remote for whatever TV this place has. That's what drinking buddies who "know a place" are for, right?
No. 972673 ID: 3ed3c3

So the first thing to consider is how we want to present ourselves.
What's this place like? Is it themed or is it more general? Do we prioritize formality or being "cute?"
My instincts are telling me to swing as close to professional as possible - slacks, a button-up shirt and vest/overshirt, decent, formal footwear, etc - but this all hinges on what the establishment is like.

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971637 No. 971637 ID: 7f716e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Hello! Welcome to the quest, I hope you all enjoy it :)
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No. 972521 ID: b1b4f3

Breakfast, brush teeth, comb hair.
No. 972523 ID: d63ea8

That exclamation point is begging to be opened/pressed.
No. 972528 ID: 9876c4

I'm a simple man raised on Mario. I see exclamation block I punch it.
No. 972529 ID: 9166e6

Check the closet, anything else of use there? Umbrella in case it rains for example? Backpack?
No. 972534 ID: 977456

Or! You could spend that time climbing your wardrobe. Just a thought...

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962973 No. 962973 ID: 470289 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Hey it's Killer Quest
It's a quest about Killer
Who is bad at writing songs

She likes to fight and brawl
And has a degree in history (with a forestry minor)
And a gal pal named Jenny

This quest is about her
Doing stuff, probably
Anyway lets start

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No. 971167 ID: b1b4f3

>rogue supremacists

Also go say hi to the cops since you're so buddy buddy with them.
No. 971169 ID: 0fae41

Go say hi to the cops. If you're a freelance cop, maybe you'll get paid for helping them out?
No. 971979 ID: 15a025

What's this about getting kidnapped? You were kidnapped before?
No. 971982 ID: 470289
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>What's this about getting kidnapped? You were kidnapped before?

I don't want to talk about it.
No. 972015 ID: 0fae41

And you were about to follow a drone into a dilapidated building? ...Please go say hello to the nice police godzilla, she will keep you safe (from yourself).

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962109 No. 962109 ID: 891b91 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

“INDIVIDUAL! Thou art before this tribunal to answer for thy crimes most grievous... Thou art charged with triple-recursive chronospatial inversion, dimensional deparallelization, probability manifold nullification, and toroidizing chrono-synclastic infundibula!”
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No. 971337 ID: f7cdf8

At least anchovy doesn't digest you back.
No. 971379 ID: a9af05

I agree with this! Stuffed crust is the best!
No. 971383 ID: afd902

Is there any part of us that isn't weirded out by this? Cause if so, that part might have been the unconscious basis for this.

Also, do you recognize anything about the little lady with the nice butt? Species, individual, mannerisms? Is there any reason to suspect that shes a real person (or that shes not a real person)?

Cause, somebody real to talk to would be nice. On the other hand, if shes not real, we don't have to feel bad about admiring that booty.

Also, think hard about stuff-crust pizza.
No. 971388 ID: 17bcce

We don't gotta feel ashamed either way, just don't be creepy about it. everyone can appreciate a nice ass.
No. 971981 ID: 15a025

Ask for a slice yourself or do you have to wait for another?

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No. 971305 ID: 7d9195

Why does it feel like Mash did this intentionally? Why would she wish to sabotage your mission? Does it have something to do with her dream earlier? Or was she somehow talked into this by someone else?
No. 971307 ID: 70a051

Mash's expressions suggest dropping the first bottle was an actual accident, but after that she decided to smash the rest so Brass wouldn't notice the absence of the one she gave us.
No. 971308 ID: 7d9195

The way she's looking away makes it seem precisely like she did it on purpose.
You look away, you drop the item, and then you say "Oops!". The cliché!
No. 971449 ID: 8fab7a

Someone pointed out that she looks up and her expression might be one of surprise, not eye-rolling. We've already seen something/someone that can poke through walls.

Shock at seeing that thing/person has already lead to one mishap (the door handle), so it's not unthinkable that Mash jerked in surprise and dropped the glass, then just reacted quickly from there.
No. 971977 ID: 15a025

No time to think about it now. Hop to it and run before you both get caught!

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You wake up, but you do not remember going to bed.
In fact, you are left with with no memories of yourself or knowledge of your current situation, except for what you think is the current date, and your name.
The room you find yourself in is completely empty, save for a small black box sitting on the floor in the center.
There is no light source in the room but everything is clearly light and the box casts a strange shadow.
The box looks like it is made of paper and has been carelessly taped together.

>What is your name?

You think you remember what the date is
>What do you think the current full date is?

You think you remember what the time was when you supposedly fell asleep.
>??:??:?? What do you think the time was when you fell asleep?

Yo this is my first ever quest to see if i like doing this. it is a small puzzle-ish quest but i'm not a very good writer so please bear with me, thanks, and enjoy
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No. 968304 ID: d63ea8

I'd be careful before stepping through, try tossing something in, in-case gravity gets all weird.
No. 971381 ID: 7f716e
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Before stepping through the door, you decide to see if this hallway has some weird gravity properties, just to be safe.
You throw your wallet down the hallway. The wallet lands halfway down the hall. If there was any gravity shenanigans going on, you didn't notice.
You deem the room safe enough to go into. However, as you walk through the door, you notice a slight gap between the room you are in, and the hallway you are entering. These two rooms are not physically connected to each-other.
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You make your way to the end of the hall.
The object you saw turns out to be a clock, but the hands are missing.
A red light shines brightly above you.
>What now?
No. 971384 ID: b1b4f3

Well... what time does your phone say it is? Maybe you can mark that time on the clock somehow...
No. 971651 ID: d63ea8

Mark the clock as 12:07.

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"Come on! Come on damnit!"


"Work, you piece of junk!"
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No. 969802 ID: 0fae41

Keep going. An empty gun is still a heavy club.
No. 969828 ID: 4286b4

Plug this drive into your thumb drive port, wherever on your suit you might have one. If you don't have one, then plug it into the WAT.
No. 971633 ID: eb1fcc

waylay that, we don't know what's on that drive. Best case, secrets that people would want us dead for knowing. Worst case, some kind of military virus meant to cripple whatever's going on down here.
No. 971649 ID: 4286b4

Both your best and worst case sound great to me!

One does not simply obtain a thumb drive and not check what's on it.
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you hunger

you have left the house

the sky is empty

where will you go

what is favored blunt object
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No. 956551 ID: 95f286

Use Astral projection to enter Gramgram's internal thought dimension, and watch her life replay from birth through to the current moment to know all that which she know's and thennrerurn to your physical body before she has a brief mental break from the trauma and relieving all of her past trauma in a single instant.
No. 956557 ID: 7ebbf9

You need to continue the tradition to learn the recipe. Who does gramgram wish you to kill?
No. 956568 ID: f2f3e9

The secret ingredient is murder, thats why she killed someone. It had to be done
No. 958071 ID: f98c61

No. 958300 ID: e51896

Lets go over the river and through the woods to GramGram's house we go

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