Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/12(Sat)12:41 No. 1106151 ID: 4875d9
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In this store there are two perspectives, one is from the viewpoint of the villain and the other one is the viewpoint of the hero. So which one do you want to follow? You can only go with one.

Villain

Playing the villain rules! We get to be haughty and smug and snide! Villain time for sure!

Villains are much more interesting characters, so my suggestion is for the villain role.

Heroes can fall, villains can be redeemed. Despite this, what's a hero without a villain as a foil? Shall we be a defender of the status quo or rebel? Do we know if the status quo is justice? What hero fights for injustice? What villain fights injustice? Shall we play to the dynamic or fight it off? Either way it'll be a tale. Vote's for villain because they get the best songs.

villain time

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/13(Sun)23:36 No. 1106243 ID: 4875d9
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You made yourself heard, the villain perspective it is. I do agree with all your statements, this villain is a wizard bard and she fights by summoning constructs with her instrument. Well, time to give this evildoer a name and personality.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/13(Sun)23:37 No. 1106244 ID: 4875d9
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The same goes for the hero who will oppose her. He is a dragon knight who has a lot of fire attacks.

villain is named Nancy. Her personality is that she is very hammy.

Hero is named Gary. He's the kind of hero that will gladly save lives, no matter who, but is mainly doing it to be cool in front of everyone.

"Dissonance" and "Purifier" seem fitting. During a heroic act he caused collateral damage. She demanded recompense. He refused. Ever since she's sworn to make him pay... in cash! Over time he's realized her attempts to get him to cough up give him an opportunity to show off his skills. He gets the glory and looks good for the crowds. She also begrudgingly sees that without him she never would have improved her skills to the level they are. Which might be worth more than her asset losses. Still it's the principle of the thing! He's gotta pay up!

Oooh! Evil Bards are especially haughty and smug and snide! That being said, I think she cherishes each construct she summons. She’s rather attached to them, and would rather dispell them herself than see them destroyed. If her opponent manages to destroy a construct, she might fly into a rage.

Music seems ro be her entire shtick design wise, but that beret makes me think of La France, so her name could be Tiphanie

Harm-ony loves her little constructs to death, but nobody appreciates them like she does. But she'll make them see just how adorable they really are, weather they like it or not.

Pieter is a smug jerk who keeps messing up Harm-ony's concerts because they're "a disturbance of the peace" and "not very good, really"

Her last name is a Whipplebottol. Her every moment of evil she sees as a performance one that nobody appreciates. That is why she always feels like she needs to top her everything she did before. The Knight is a lawful good.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/15(Tue)11:25 No. 1106298 ID: 4875d9
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The story starts in a small house at the edge of the small village deep into the night.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/15(Tue)11:26 No. 1106299 ID: 4875d9
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Inside that little house, a big summoning ritual was finished, and something was coming out of it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/15(Tue)11:26 No. 1106300 ID: 4875d9
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And what emerged started speaking. Tiphanie Whipplebottol, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. You capture interest from the Avatar of Chaos and I am here to witness the chaos that you will be able to create.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/15(Tue)11:31 No. 1106301 ID: 4875d9
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The pleasure is all mine, just call me Dissonance. That is how I present myself to my audience before they start to listen to my music. As for the chaos that I am going to provide will be by...

A) releasing a dancing plague in this village with my music.

B) making all the farm animals go crazy with my music.

C) letting my construct run amok on this place with my music.

B)

A, gotta go big for the avatar of chaos!

now to try to release a hit new song. How else can we make people dance?

A! Dancing plague sounds like really just a cool rave! I’m sure the folks you’re compelling to dance will come around to it with time~ If they DON’T like it though… things might get construct-y~

2 of course. How is it chaotic if you're the obvious cause? Far too orderly just giving up that detail. Let the strange behavior of the animals cause confusion and thus cause additional chaos!

Why not do all the above, make it a true special!

>>1106327
This has brought me around on B, I'd like to change my vote. We can force the public to dance later if we get the chance.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/17(Thu)12:01 No. 1106401 ID: 44223d
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First I will start playing my music to make all the farm animals go crazy and when everyone in this small village understands what is happening and start taking control of the situation then I will hit them all with the dancing plague! The villagers will not be able to do anything while the animals go crazy on them! Oh, it will be fantastic!

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/17(Thu)12:01 No. 1106402 ID: 44223d
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Very creative and if everything happens as you describe the Avatar of Chaos will be pleased with your offering. Good luck and may the hand of chaos guide your actions.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/17(Thu)12:02 No. 1106403 ID: 44223d
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Tiphanie: "Yes! Yes! Yes! If I can make this work I will get my hands on chaos magic and then I will be able to perform with real power!"

While Tiphanie was congratulating himself, somebody entered the room.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/17(Thu)12:03 No. 1106404 ID: 44223d
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???: "By the sound of your enthusiasm it seems that you managed to get the audience with the Herald of Chaos. But I have some bad news, the Purifier also knows that you will be performing in this place. I hope this doesn't ruin your plan."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/17(Thu)12:04 No. 1106405 ID: 44223d
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Tiphanie: "Hello Nancy, thank you for warning me but at this point I expect him to show up where I perform. We interacted a lot of time, so don't worry about Pieter, I will deal with his intrusion."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/17(Thu)12:04 No. 1106406 ID: 44223d
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Nancy: "But how do you plan to deal with him, out of many fights you had he was victorious more than you were. And this time you can't afford to lose."

A) I will just have to outsmart him.

B) Can you try to distract him? Try to lead him out of the village if you can.

C) Actually, I am glad that he is here. A perfect time to settle the score!

D)___________________

Our (first) hour of haughtiness and smugness and snideness arises! Pieter has been a thorn in our side for ages. While we’re slightly annoyed he’s showing up to mess with our plans AGAIN, we, in our genius, we’ve concocted the perfect plan to rid ourselves of him for good! (A, but with a side of C) Or at least until after a cool epilogue after we win. The plan is simple. Step one is to have one of your constructs detain him. Perhaps an illusion spell to make it difficult to discern the real construct while several seemingly surround him would be effective here. This will prevent him from interfering with your farm animal interference. Then, once the time comes for the dancing plague, we just hit him with it too, obviously. Then he’ll be helpless to do anything other than dancing his feet sore! It’s perfect! Unless we’ve failed to account for his sidekick, since we clearly have a henchman (henchwoman?) but that buffoon is so comically incompetent, Pieter probably won’t even bring him this time. We should probably have Nancy deal with him just in case.

A, Since he somehow knows we will be causing chaos in this village What if we outsmart him by doing our plan in a different farm village? That way, while we're sneaking to a different village and causing chaos there, The Purifier will be foolishly waiting and expecting for us to cause chaos in this village. By the time he realizes what is happening, it'll be too late! And even if it's not too late, he'd be so winded from all the running to get to us, that we will have an advantage! It's perfect! mwhahahahaha!

>>1106409
Ooooh! This is clever! I feel like these two plans could be fused into one big plan, somehow~

>>1106407
Since you suggested the idea that Pieter has a sidekick can you describe that character? How they look and act, if it isn't a problem.

>>1106406
If yous wanna defeat him, you gotta hit him where he's weak. Surely you must have some good knowledge on that by now. Most importantly, however, is that you do it with style.

>>1106410
perhaps the combo is: Nancy dresses like Tiphanie in the first village, plays some nice regular music so Pieter looks foolish when he confronts her. Meanwhile Tiphanie is in the next village starting an animal flash mob.

Perhaps a classic heroic conundrum would suffice? Have the dancers act as shields. He has to harm them to get to you which is not happening. Or send a few dancers to a building that you claim will soon collapse (which could be a total bluff?). He goes to save them while you get away laughing. False flag elsewhere as others have suggested might work too.

>>1106412
Oh! I just assumed the sidekick existed, since our henchwoman seems likely to have a foil of her own. Supposing this sidekick exists, they'd possibly be Pieter's little brother, which would probably make him also a dragon? I could see him being a cat though, universal genetics permitting. Perhaps he's more of an adoptive brother? He's clumsy, childish, easily distracted, but somehow manages to be helpful when push comes to shove. Sometimes this helpfulness is completely accidental. Tiphanie swears the kid has some dumb luck-based power or something. This child is earnest, and means well, and really wants to be a cool hero like his brother, which is why he keeps begging Pieter to bring him along on missions and it's just... kept working out. The kid escapes peril after peril with not a scratch. Not sure about a name for him, but given the source of Nancy's name, Gary seems fitting.

If he has a sidekick or a loved ones, maybe we should have them kidnapped. Just for insurance.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/18(Fri)13:56 No. 1106469 ID: 44223d
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Tiphanie: "It is true that he bested me on multiple occasions but I learned from my mistakes. I will outsmart him and settle the score!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/18(Fri)13:57 No. 1106470 ID: 44223d
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Tiphanie: "You will stay in this village and dress up as me. Keep him distracted as long as you can, kidnap Gary if that will help you. While all of that is happening I will go to the other village and start my performance."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/18(Fri)13:58 No. 1106471 ID: 44223d
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Nancy: "Do you realize how many times I already kidnap that cat? Well, that won't be a problem, pretending to be you is a little bit tricky."

Tiphanie: "I know you will be able to do it."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/18(Fri)13:59 No. 1106472 ID: 44223d
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As Tiphanie was flying toward the other village she contacted the Herald of Chaos.

Herald of Chaos: "I hope things will start soon."

Tiphanie: "Yes they will I just need to..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/18(Fri)14:00 No. 1106473 ID: 44223d
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Before she could finish the sentence she quickly ended her conversation.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/18(Fri)14:01 No. 1106474 ID: 44223d
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Pieter: "What a beautiful night for flight. So where are you going if you don't mind me asking?"

A) None of your business and why are you on top of a tree?

B) Just enjoying the night sky.

C) I was looking for you handsome.

D)_________________

uuuhhhhhhh... darn, this did not go as planned...

but this might still work, we can probably still try to bait him towards the village, away from us. this is just a delay in the plan...

time to improvise, we already have our minion Nancy in the village, so we gotta make him think Nancy is the bigger threat and not us, then he can go to the village and get distracted with stopping her, and then we can go to the other village and start our master plan. One way we can get him to go to Nancy is to let him know Nancy will be kidnapping his sidekick, but for now, we need to draw this out just a little to make if seem like we are distracting him away from Nancy so the bait to go after Nancy will be more believable.

For now, we gotta make him think we are distracting him, C is the best choice here, it should make him suspicious of us enough as we try to make him think we're distracting him.

Hmm… how to get him to leave us be… aha! This is a simple errands run~ Some mundane task that requires a visit to the next town over before we begin our performance back here in town. It needs to be something essential, like getting groceries for the lair, but perhaps some recipe you’re wanting to try requires a fruit not available locally? Ah! Yes of course! This town does import their strawberries from the next village, but they have a lovely strawberry farm over there, and you prefer to buy them fresh! Bam! Mundane business that puts you harmlessly somewhere else, with intent to return and stir up trouble later! What kind of hero is petty enough to stop the villain from buying groceries?

>>1106474
Why do you wanna know? Got nothing better to do? Just having us a walk mate.

On a night this beautiful do you need a destination at all? Or are you just here to keep an eye on me O mighty man of heroics? (Plan has shifted a little. He'll have to go rescue the kidnapped guy eventually so... we change course to some other village and let him follow us. Once he leaves we wait a few minutes then head to the actual destination where we kick this off!)

Tell him that we are looking for Jesus because he owe us money. But in all seriousness flirt with him like your life depends on it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/19(Sat)06:07 No. 1106502 ID: 7f179d
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Tiphanie: "On a night this beautiful do you need a destination at all? I was just buying some groceries and continued to fly in one direction. That is all."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/19(Sat)06:09 No. 1106504 ID: 7f179d
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Tiphanie: "But I have to admit during the whole flight I was just thinking about you handsome. I loved every time you tied me up, you are such a strong and..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/19(Sat)06:10 No. 1106505 ID: 7f179d
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Pieter: "Alright I asked nicely but I see that you are going to play dumb."

Tiphanie: " Hey let go of my hands."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/19(Sat)06:12 No. 1106506 ID: 7f179d
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Pieter: "I know that Herald of Chaos has been contacted in this area multiple times. Do you have to do anything with that?"

Tiphanie: "Come on this isn't fair, let me go. I didn't do anything."

Pieter: "Tell me the truth."

A) No I didn't have to do anything with that, you should look for the person who does.

B) I know the person who you are looking for.

C) You are right it was me.

D)____________________

>>1106506
What do you even want? If we did it, then we wouldn't tell you. If we didn't do it, then we wouldn't tell you either. Did you just want to hold hands or something?

the truth, but presented so silly that he won't believe it

"That's right~ Oh you caught me you smart handsome stud. Now what are you going to do with me?"

Haughty! Smug! Snide! *Obviously* that was us! We know he knows we have *something* planned. How the hell does he know about the Chaos thing though? That is weird. Demand that he explain himself! Make sure not to let it slip we mean to leave town though. We need him to go and find Fake Us, so we can go to the other farm village!

>>1106510
This.

Tell him that if he thinks you're stupid enough to summon the Herald of Chaos in the village, he's sorely mistaken...

Thats why you had your minion Nancy do it back in town, and you're getting the fuck out of there before the calamity happens, and watching it all unfold in the distance... Now he has to decide whether to continue pursuing you, or let you go and go after Nancy, and he better hurry or else he'll be too late, mwhahahahahaha! *snort snort*

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/20(Sun)04:47 No. 1106558 ID: 7f179d
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Tiphanie: "That's right~ Oh you caught me you smart handsome stud. Now what are you going to do with me?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/20(Sun)04:49 No. 1106559 ID: 7f179d
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Pieter: "It is pointless to talk with you when you start to ask like this. Not to mention that I can't tell if you are sincere or sarcastic. You are free to go."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/20(Sun)04:50 No. 1106560 ID: 7f179d
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Tiphanie: "You know if there is somebody who would be interested in having a deal with the Herald of Chaos. Maybe you should look for Nancy, my henchwoman. She mentioned something about wanting to get chaos powers and she is in the village that is in the direction from which I was coming. I suspect that you were already in that place today."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/20(Sun)04:52 No. 1106562 ID: 7f179d
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Pieter: "Fine, I don't want to fight you even if I should catch you on sight. Just don't do anything for today and I can pretend like I didn't see you. I need to go back to the village."

Tiphanie: "What's the matter are you afraid of fighting me?"

Pieter: "No it is just that in this part of the worlde people can't pay me for defending them from your nonsense."

Tiphanie: "Is it all about the money with you?"

Pieter: "Let's put it this way do you want to get paid for the job that you do."

Tiphanie: "Everything I do is for the love of the art."

Pieter: "I don't have time to waist it by talking to you. I need to go."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/20(Sun)04:53 No. 1106563 ID: 7f179d
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Tiphanie: "What a fool, he had me trapped, and then he let me go. I will make him regret that decision."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/20(Sun)04:54 No. 1106564 ID: 7f179d
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Tiphanie: "Sorry for that interruption, my performance will be held in another smaller village. Will you be able to find it?"

Herald of Chaos: "I will find it, don't worry about that. Just deliver what you promised."

Tiphanie: "I will."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/20(Sun)04:55 No. 1106565 ID: 7f179d
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Tiphanie: "One thing came to my mind. I sent Pieter to go after Nancy. Maybe I should contact her to warn her."

A) She was already expecting him, so no need to do that.

B) Better to give her the heads-up. Just in case.

>>1106563
You should also thank him for being so nice. He could have still whopped yer ass, yknow.

>>1106565
No tiiime. We just need to go. Quick. We cannot fail this time.

A, no point, she was already pretending to be you and pretending to summon the god of chaos, there’s not much difference in the results

But you’re probably going to have to speed up to the village, once the hero sees Nancy pretending to be you, he will figure out you were trying to trick him, plus we can’t keep Mr chaos waiting while contacting Nancy

B, I think there’s been a shift in the plan. Nancy should no longer pretend to be you, since if he sees her pretending to be you, he’ll realize the trick. Nancy should be Nancy now for maximum time buying. We can inform Nancy of the change as we continue flying to the village.

A) She was expecting him to show up. Gotta get to the other village before he comes back

>>1106570 Seems logical.

>>1106570
I agree with this idea. Not just to warn her but to find out what she managed to pull off in this small amount of time.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/21(Mon)13:09 No. 1106627 ID: 0bc584
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Tiphanie: "I don't know why I am thinking of being nice to him, he is a fool who lost his final chance to beat me. Because with this victory, he won't even want to face me ever again!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/21(Mon)13:10 No. 1106628 ID: 0bc584
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Tiphanie: "While I am flying to the village I should inform Nancy."

Nancy: "Oh lady Dissonance, you want to speak with me?"

Tiphanie: "Yes the plan to dress up as me will change. Just hide at our place because Pieter will be looking for you and if he does find you you need to be yourself not pretend to be me."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/21(Mon)13:11 No. 1106629 ID: 0bc584
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Nancy: "Well that is an inconvenience, I already dressed up as you. Not to mention that I also managed to capture Gary."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/21(Mon)13:11 No. 1106630 ID: 0bc584
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Gary: "So you are talking to your master, tell her that you are torturing me!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/21(Mon)13:12 No. 1106631 ID: 0bc584
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Nancy: "What is the matter I left you with the page-turner construct. Is it not working?"

Gary: "Oh the construct works perfectly it is the book that is the problem. I read it five times already. I told you last time to have new books when you decided to kidnap me."

Nancy: "I am sorry, it is that I never found anything interesting. I will for the next time."

Gary: "You said that last time!"

Tiphanie: "Nancy, I gave you orders just to what I told you."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/21(Mon)13:13 No. 1106632 ID: 0bc584
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Tiphanie: "These two always bicker, I don't have time for their nonsense."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/21(Mon)13:14 No. 1106633 ID: 0bc584
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Dissonance flew as fast as she could directly to the center of the village.

Tiphanie: "Just like a night cold wind I am looming over this new village. Just getting ready to make my presence known."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/21(Mon)13:19 No. 1106634 ID: 0bc584
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Tiphanie: "Before I start I always give dedication to my performance. So what will I give the dedication to?"

The Herald of Chaos of course, that's who you're doing this whole thing for anyways

>>1106634
To our good hero, who pushes us to ever greater acts of villainy with his blinding heroism.

We can dedicate our performance to chaos itself, yes, as well as to the foolish hero for allowing our escape, however! I propose we give a special dedication to the glory of being a fool! Mostly cuz it sounds cool and dramatic. (It’s also a Hollow Knight reference, but I doubt that game exists in this universe. The phrase is cool, let me have this lol)

Dedicate this song to creating art añd the sacrifices it takes from people who creat and admire it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/22(Tue)11:06 No. 1106695 ID: 1e4d65
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Tiphanie: "This performance will be dedicated to a lot of things, to the Herald of Chaos, to chaos itself, to creating art, and last but not least to our good hero, who pushes us to ever greater acts of villainy with his blinding heroism. I will call this night's entertainment the glory of being a fool!

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/22(Tue)11:07 No. 1106696 ID: 1e4d65
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The melody was slithering like the snake through the sky, entering every house and every other place where animals were living.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/22(Tue)11:08 No. 1106697 ID: 1e4d65
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Shortly after the melody stopped it was still playing in every head of this village's animals and they all started attacking.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/22(Tue)11:09 No. 1106698 ID: 1e4d65
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With every moment the animals started evolving with their attacks.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/22(Tue)11:09 No. 1106699 ID: 1e4d65
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To the point that it didn't even make sense how they were doing half of the stuff that they performed. Like a cow doing wrestling moves.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/22(Tue)11:10 No. 1106700 ID: 1e4d65
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The animals started also to work together with surprising results. Their combined attacks were super effective.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/22(Tue)11:12 No. 1106701 ID: 1e4d65
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But as the chaos was ramping up the villagers started to organize as well. If not stopped they might end the animal attacks.

A) Time to make them all dance.

B) Wait a little bit more before the hero arrives.

C) Enjoy the show.

D)______________

A) I've heard "to dance is like a fight". Let the rhythm infect them and start a big tussle.

A: It'll be much more fun when the Hero has to come upon the various aspects of chaotic revelry happening! Man and Beast all entwined in such fanatic mayhem.

A, the show must go on for this live concert, time for song number 2

Continue with the performance time for humans to dance.

Oh right, dedicate the next song to Nancy, you will have everyone dancing in her honor!

>>1106701
Make them dance, but dont let the peasants just get gobbled up, or else the hero is gonna go full abandonment on your ass

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/24(Thu)22:46 No. 1106866 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "To dance is like a fight and let's make this performance last until the morning. I dedicate this next song to Nancy, I wouldn't be able to achieve my goals without her help."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/24(Thu)22:47 No. 1106867 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Looking at them fight is so amusing and..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/24(Thu)22:48 No. 1106869 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Oh on the topic of Nancy, I guess she has to call me. What is it?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/24(Thu)22:48 No. 1106870 ID: 9bf007
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Nancy: "I am just calling you to tell you that I got captured and now Gary is the one looking over me. The Purifier is on his way."

Tiphanie: "Thank you for the warning."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/24(Thu)22:49 No. 1106871 ID: 9bf007
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Nancy: "As we agreed, for letting me talk to her I will tell you where the new book is hidden. It is under the left leg of the table."

Gary: "I knew that you had one new book!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/24(Thu)22:49 No. 1106872 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "For today's performance I got a huge head start, I am going to look at it as a sign of good fortune."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/24(Thu)22:50 No. 1106873 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Hey!?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/24(Thu)22:51 No. 1106874 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "I really hope it wasn't you, responsible for this mess but you never fail to disappoint me."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/24(Thu)22:51 No. 1106875 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "What can I say this performance is what is going to elevate me to a higher status. Also nice try with the knocking out the instrument out of my hands. I was prepared for that move. Now then I will dedicate this next song to my triumphant victory."

Choose how you want her to start the fight.

The best way to is to keep him on his toes. There's already a dance in progress you just need to direct the villagers and the animals rage against him. Have those already afflicted charge him and try to pin his movements as they attack him.

>>1106875
You've fought him before, haven't you? Try using some of what worked other times.

you gotta summon a construct, but you can't do that while the hero is focused on you. Order some farm animals to attack and distract him. While he's busy with them, summon a construct to help you

Sweet lute solo while you dodge/dance around him

He's just one dude. For now you have the numbers. Should have command over the villagers before he's done with the animals. Extra hard for him since heroes don't kill innocents. Pile on your summons and even he should be overwhelmed. Especially if you give them synergy with the villagers. Leave the ground to them while summons harass from the air above. Even if it looks like he's winning you should have enough piled on to flee. Just be sure you've got any of those between you and hero dude.

How convenient that he’s arrived! Now we can hit him with the dancing plague he’s so rudely interrupted!

>>1106915
This

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/26(Sat)14:07 No. 1107018 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "I am so sad that you didn't come when I was casting the dancing plague. But that doesn't mean that you can still join the dance!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/26(Sat)14:08 No. 1107019 ID: 9bf007
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All the villagers started to go towards the hero.

Pieter: "Stand back, I don't want to hurt you."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/26(Sat)14:09 No. 1107020 ID: 9bf007
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At the last moment, he created flaming wings and flew to the roof of the house.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/26(Sat)14:09 No. 1107021 ID: 9bf007
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Once he was on top he created a bow and arrow out of fire.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/26(Sat)14:10 No. 1107022 ID: 9bf007
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And fire it at Dissonance, the arrow managed to graze her. Like the hero was not even trying to hit her with it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/26(Sat)14:10 No. 1107023 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "My costume you ruined it!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/26(Sat)14:11 No. 1107024 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "I hate it whenever you are not taking our battle seriously!"

Pieter: "What would you prefer, for that arrow to hit you in the face?"

Tiphanie: "I want you to see me as a true danger!"

A) Create constructs.

B) Make the villagers climb up the roof.

C)__________________

C. We still have control over the animals too. deploy the birds!

>>1107027
Yeah, chickens are the bane of swordsmen everywhere

Release the chicken!

Grand Marshal 2025/04/28(Mon)13:08 No. 1107172 ID: f439a0
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Oh right we both have flight powers... Fly to the crowd of villagers for shielding. Pic related since we're the bad guys. Summon stuff.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/28(Mon)23:55 No. 1107205 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Time to make you fight the opponent that any hero never managed to beat! The angry chickens!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/28(Mon)23:56 No. 1107206 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "Oh no!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/28(Mon)23:56 No. 1107207 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "Get off me, get off me!"

The attacking chickens managed to stun the knight and he is wide open for an attack.

A) Take the chance to hit him.

B) laugh at him.

C)______________________

B) Never miss a perfect opportunity to laugh at the hero.

>>1107207
LAUGH AT HIM

laugh at his hubris

We must laugh! Haughty and smug and snide! Technically the *best* move would be to take advantage of the opening, but laughing in the face of the hero has villain written ALL over it!

we're hammy. me must laugh

1 would be the smart thing to do. 2 would be the VILLAIN thing to do. When's the monologue?

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/29(Tue)23:57 No. 1107280 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Oh look how the mighty knight has fallen to the stranding of the chickens!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/29(Tue)23:58 No. 1107281 ID: 9bf007
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Hero set himself on fire which burned the tailfeathers of the birds and made them stop attacking.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/29(Tue)23:59 No. 1107282 ID: 9bf007
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Peter: "If you are having so much fun, why don't you try it yourself!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/30(Wed)00:00 No. 1107283 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Ahh stop attacking me you stupid bird!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/30(Wed)00:00 No. 1107284 ID: 9bf007
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The hero used this chance to slice his opponent with his sword.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/30(Wed)00:01 No. 1107285 ID: 9bf007
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It didn't hit her only her dress.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/04/30(Wed)00:01 No. 1107286 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Alright, that does it! Now I am mad!"

Choose how you want her to do next.

Hide behind one of the dancing villagers, use them as a shield as you make a construct

>>1107286
GIT HIM
GIT HIS ASS
HIT HIM WITH YOUR INSTRUMENT

>>1107294
Yes this!

Construct time! Preferably something that will crush him? Something big and imposing to squish the hero and restrain him.

>>1107294
To add onto this. Pretend to play a song before fully using your instrument as a blunt object to throw him off.

hit im with the lute, bwang!

>So many votes for melee despite that it'd break the summoning device.
...Sure, it fits her character but still. Well here's hoping he dodges. We could play it off as a feint maybe?

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/03(Sat)10:12 No. 1107433 ID: 9bf007
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Dissonance pretended to play her instrument while moving closer to Purifier and when he was expecting a magic attack she hit him with her instrument. The attack didn't destroy her music tool because it is protected with magic.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/03(Sat)10:13 No. 1107434 ID: 9bf007
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This attack managed to stun the hero for a short amount of time.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/03(Sat)10:13 No. 1107435 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "I do not wish for you to destroy any more of what I am wearing so while I am playing my song I will take this dancer as my shield."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/03(Sat)10:14 No. 1107436 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "I would prefer if you didn't do that."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/03(Sat)10:15 No. 1107437 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "What?!"

Pieter: "But you are free to try."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/03(Sat)10:15 No. 1107438 ID: 9bf007
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The fire salamander slowed Dissonance in one bite.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/03(Sat)10:16 No. 1107439 ID: 9bf007
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And immediately after that, the fire creature disappeared.

Tiphanie: "What just happened!?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/03(Sat)10:17 No. 1107440 ID: 9bf007
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While Dissonance was hiding behind the villager she did manage to summon a big construct. Something big and imposing to squish the hero and restrain him.

Get on the big guy's back and have him punch that dummy's armor off.

Well your in a clothing destination fight and from the look of things you are losing the battle. Be afraid be very afraid.

Eek! Our costume! He’ll pay for that! Go, construct! Squish him! Our lack of dress might make us blush a bit but the show must go on! Do NOT drop your instrument in a flustered panic. This is probably how he’s gotten you before. “OOoOoOhHhH I’ll just make Dissonance drop her instrument and then take it!” Not this time!

ride it like a mechanical bull

ok, just a regular bull. have it charge!

>>1107440
Remember to call him a pervert.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/05(Mon)08:10 No. 1107558 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Eek! My costume! You pervert!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/05(Mon)08:11 No. 1107559 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "See, why hide behind people when you have so much to show?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/05(Mon)08:11 No. 1107560 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "You are going to pay for destroying my dress, Nancy spent a lot of time creating that thing."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/05(Mon)08:12 No. 1107561 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Now my beloved construct! Smash his stupid sexy face!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/05(Mon)08:12 No. 1107562 ID: 9bf007
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The first attack Purifier managed to avoid.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/05(Mon)08:13 No. 1107563 ID: 9bf007
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But the second attack hit him.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/05(Mon)08:14 No. 1107564 ID: 9bf007
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And that attack knocked off one piece of his armor.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/05(Mon)08:15 No. 1107565 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "That does it! I was going easy on you. But not anymore!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/05(Mon)08:16 No. 1107566 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "What's the matter? You don't like it when your clothes are getting destroyed? I am glad that you are finally taking me seriously! That is all that I ever wanted!"

Choose how you want her to do next.

>>1107566
Try to unmask him, that's gonna be a real blow to the confidence.

have construct grab him with both hands and shake him till his armor falls off.

It's quite clear he's a dodgy one. Have your golem continue to try and grab him, but you'll need to provide some extra power on the side. Use your lute to try and force him into a dance. Make him sway into the golem if you can.

It feels like he is charging his special attack, he will be the one coming to you so get ready.

I like the idea of going for the mask~ Oughta shake him up a bit~

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:43 No. 1107653 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "With so much music in the air why don't you join them with a dance?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:44 No. 1107654 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "I must resist the urge to..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:48 No. 1107655 ID: 9bf007
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While the hero was struggling to resist the dancing madness the construct got the chance to grab him.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:49 No. 1107656 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Any last words before my creature shakes you till armor falls off your body?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:50 No. 1107657 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "Thank you for not making him swat me like a fly, it makes it much easier for me to do this!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:50 No. 1107658 ID: 9bf007
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The flame wings burn through the hands of the construct.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:51 No. 1107659 ID: 9bf007
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That made the construct let go of the hero and his sword got charged and turned into a huge fire inferno.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:53 No. 1107660 ID: 9bf007
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And when he brought the sword down it sliced everything in front of it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:53 No. 1107661 ID: 9bf007
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The construct was standing still until...

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:54 No. 1107662 ID: 9bf007
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It disappeared in the puff of smoke.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:55 No. 1107663 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "How could you do that to my construct?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/07(Wed)07:55 No. 1107664 ID: 9bf007
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But what Dissonance didn't know is that the construct wasn't the only thing that the attack chopped in half. The last piece of armor is barely holding in its place and the slightest movement can make it fall off.

Our precious construct!!! Rage time! Our panties might fall off, but we won’t notice cuz we’re too busy bashing this guy’s head in with our instrument! Just fly directly at him! Try and strip him in the process if you can, but we need to incapacitate this man, ASAP!

She's still got numbers on her side. Should he fly well... either the people toss stuff at him for clothing damage or he gets out of their range in which case MORE SUMMONS! FLYING SUMMONS! Either way he's disadvantaged. Effective use of numbers is, well, effective.

>>1107681
yes! A storm of stinging constructs to swarm him

>>1107666
This but also bust your instrument. Beat his ass!

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:19 No. 1107748 ID: 9bf007
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Dissonance flew directly toward the hero in a fit of rage. This probably wasn't the smartest thing for her to do but at the same time Purifier went after her construct and she will not let that stand.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:20 No. 1107749 ID: 9bf007
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She prepares her instrument for the most optimal hitting approach.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:20 No. 1107750 ID: 9bf007
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And proceeded to hit the hero directly in the face.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:21 No. 1107751 ID: 9bf007
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The attack knocked the hero off his feet.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:22 No. 1107752 ID: 9bf007
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But Dissonance was not done with her attacks. She continued smacking the hero while he was still on the floor.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:23 No. 1107753 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "Stop, please stop. There is something important that I need to tell you."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:24 No. 1107754 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: " "What is it?! Ant this better be good!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:26 No. 1107756 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "Your undergarments fell off."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:26 No. 1107757 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "AHHHHHH!"

Pieter: "I suggest you fix that problem."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/09(Fri)13:27 No. 1107758 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "Just stop staring at me! I can't perform nude!"

Choose how she should act next.

You still have your hat, you're still in the game...

...

say, isn't in a way, the hero is helping you cause chaos by causing some chaos to happen to you and your outfit? the idiot fell right into your hands... right Herald of Chaos? right???

EXTREME response would be along the lines of "Well I'll just have to beat out those eyes so you can't see! Followed by beating your head so you forget what you saw!" Probably too EXTREME though. Less extreme would be tearing off his stuff so you two have even footing. "GRAH! Let's see how you like it pal!"

Keep whacking till he stops looking at you.

Whack him again to knock him out! Then you can put on HIS clothes, since he’s so rudely destroyed your own outfit. Once you’ve dressed yourself, you can tie him up somewhere precarious and consider yourself victorious~

(Also, his clothes are probably fireproof, so even if he breaks free, he can’t pull the same stunt as before. Come to think of it, why haven’t we invested in a fireproof costume ourselves, actually? Do we secretly like this or something?~)

Fky away in embarrassment!

>>1107758
Well, you're a bard, aren't you? Have you considered trying to...you know, tease him? You're above him. Literally above him. In a pretty precarious position. I'd think you can make something that might get his guard down while you prepare to take all his stuff.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/11(Sun)08:55 No. 1107849 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie's thoughts: "Why haven't I invested in a fireproof costume, I did tell Nancy to make that costume but I never mentioned to make it fireproof. Did I subconsciously want to get naked and for him to see my body without any clothes? I mean I always wanted him to pay attention to me, isn't this what I wanted to happen? Should I try to tease him?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/11(Sun)08:56 No. 1107850 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie's thoughts: "NO NO NO! What am I thinking, I'm a professional, not some cheap lady of the night! I can't let him look at me like that, my pride won't stand for that!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/11(Sun)08:58 No. 1107851 ID: 9bf007
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While the Dissonance had a conversation in her head. the hero used that opportunity to sweep her off her feet.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/11(Sun)09:02 No. 1107853 ID: 9bf007
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Before she hit the ground he grabbed her.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/11(Sun)09:03 No. 1107854 ID: 9bf007
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And with all his strength he threw her.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/11(Sun)09:04 No. 1107855 ID: 9bf007
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Dissonance was flying like one of his fire arrows without stopping.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/11(Sun)09:06 No. 1107856 ID: 9bf007
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And she collided directly with a huge pile of hay.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/11(Sun)09:06 No. 1107857 ID: 9bf007
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Dissonance got stuck in this uncomfortable and itchy cage.

Wriggle inside. Haystacks are famously hard to find things in

>>1107883
This

>>1107883
Fire, remember? The haystack will burn. If we still our instrument, we should use it to paralyze him for clothes stealing. If not… you could always point out that the farm animals are still going crazy, and that the people are still dancing. He may be besting you in combat, but that doesn’t exactly have an impact on saving the town.

>>1107901 Only a problem if he intends to kill. So far he's preferred non-lethal.

>>1107916
Right, I don’t think he’ll kill us either, but if our plan is to HIDE in the haystack, he could just harmlessly burn the hay away like he did with our dress.

>>1107857
Well, he seems like the sporting sort. I doubt he'll attack when you're stuck.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/16(Fri)01:51 No. 1108111 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie's thoughts: "I am going to crawl inside this stupid obstacle and hope that the hay will give me some protection. Also, I don't want him to spank my ass while I am this vulnerable."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/16(Fri)01:52 No. 1108112 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie's thoughts: "I hate being in this hay, it feels like I am inside the belly of a beast!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/16(Fri)01:53 No. 1108113 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "Nice place to hide, but like you always told me I destroy a lot of things in my plan to catch you and it will be the same for this scenario."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/16(Fri)01:53 No. 1108114 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "Now let's do some controlled burning!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/16(Fri)01:55 No. 1108115 ID: 9bf007
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The haystack that Dissonance was in shrunk to a smaller size all around her.

Tiphanie's: "What just happened!?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/16(Fri)01:55 No. 1108116 ID: 9bf007
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Before Dissonance could react the hero tied the haystack around her.

Pieter: "Well you wanted not to be naked so how about this as your new clothes."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/16(Fri)01:56 No. 1108117 ID: 9bf007
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And with that happening Dissonance was captured. So do you wish for the story to continue or do you want this to be its end point? If the story continues there will be a lot of talking and not much of action.

A) Continue the story.

B) End it here.

>>1108117
Ending it here would be a bit anticlimatic don't you think? Should at least continue it a little.

How unsportsmanlike of him to attack while we are stuck! It would seem combat has ended. We can still profusely object to this arrangement! After a futile attempt to wriggle from the hay, let’s figure out how the people and animals are doing since we magicked them up. (This is a vote to continue btw)

A) wha ha ha, that fool! Now you'll be able to corrupt him with your cunning arguments

>>1108117
You're a bard aren't you? Just try to charm your way out of jail.

Did we at least please the Herald of Chaos? that was pretty chaotic, both intentionally, and unintentionally (against ourself)

A) The show must go on

Should at least do the whole "I'll get you next time!" thing.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/17(Sat)10:29 No. 1108183 ID: 9bf007
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The hero was carrying the captured Dissonance, she was wiggling the whole whole time.

Tiphanie: "Come on this isn't fair, I can't even play my instrument while it is tied with me in this stupid hay. My whole performance was supposed to last until the morning!"

Pieter: "That is the whole point. The more you are away from the village the more the power of your music will stick around. If your performance lasted any longer somebody would have died."

Tiphanie: "Oh please, what I gave these villagers was the most impressive show that they could see in their entire boring life. They should thank me for what I gave them, they will be telling stories to their kids of this night."

Pieter: "Yeah yeah, this isn't the first time you told me this. Also didn't you forget to tell me something?"

Tiphanie: "Oh yeah, how could I forget? I'll get you next time! Curses you you foiled my plans once again! You haven't heard the last of me! You and I aren't that different! Some people pay money to be handled this way. When you least suspect I will have my revenge!"

Don't give up! wiggle around, try to bite his dumb helmet fin

>>1108183
Well, you seem to be stuck for now. Try to aim for making him as uncomfortable as possible by teasing him. Call him a pervert for going after your clothing or something.

There isn’t much we can realistically do for him to let us out of this hay… Oh! While he’s forced to listen to our grumbling, ask how he was made aware of the herald of chaos summoning stuff. He shouldn’t know about that!

Try to flirt with him

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/19(Mon)08:47 No. 1108256 ID: a4806c
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Tiphanie: "How did you know about me summoning the chaos representative?"

Pieter: "The being that I am working for told me about it."

Tiphanie: "Who is that person?"

Pieter: "I will tell you about that later."

Tiphanie: "Fine hide that from be, but don't try to hide what you think of me. Don't tell me that you never had a thought of you getting your way with me while I am all tied up like this? You sick pervert, just admit it!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/19(Mon)08:48 No. 1108257 ID: a4806c
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Pieter: "I would rather stick my dick in the hornet's hive then to put it in your body! Also would you stop moving, it is getting harder to carry you."

Tiphanie: "No I won't stop moving! So what are you going to do about it?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/19(Mon)08:49 No. 1108258 ID: a4806c
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Tiphanie: "Oh come on, what am I to you, a worm on the hook? this is so humiliating! Are you getting some sick satisfaction from doing this to me!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/19(Mon)08:50 No. 1108259 ID: a4806c
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Pieter: "Well I am getting a little bit satisfaction from your frustration, but at the same time you earned it."

Tiphanie: "Fine whatever, just tell me who are you working for!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/19(Mon)08:53 No. 1108260 ID: a4806c
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Pieter: "Can you guess?"

Tiphanie: "No I can't, just tell me!"

Pieter: "Well that is your problem, not mine.

A) Ask him how he really feels about you.

B) Ask him to take off that helmet.

C)__________

>>1108260
A) If he just hated you, he wouldn't have let you go or spared you.

b) he probably doesn't know he's missing a horn

B) I want to see how he looks.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/21(Wed)11:35 No. 1108375 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "If you are going to talk with me at least do it by removing the helmet and showing me your face."

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/21(Wed)11:36 No. 1108376 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "Fine, are you satisfied now?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/21(Wed)11:37 No. 1108378 ID: 9bf007
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Tiphanie: "The both of know, that isn't your real face. Show me how you really look?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/05/21(Wed)11:38 No. 1108379 ID: 9bf007
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Pieter: "You know that I don't like showing my real face. But since you insist, here are you now satisfied?!"

A) Tease him.

B) Tease him some more.

C) Laufe at him.

D)_________

>>1108379
D) Tease him hard

Ask why he wants to be human and even rescue them considering how they treat monsters like him and you badly?

D) tease him for being so handsome

Teasing but in a flirt way, so probably D?

C)