>>1131560
Huh, why was that hot place next to a cold place...?
Oh... it was a heating duct. We were in the vents. I'm guessing the cold bright direction was a different exit from the vents, towards an air conditioned area? Or just an area that was less insulated from outside.

>slime can't walk on ice
Uh oh, we found a vulnerability! One that can be solved with clothing though.
A. Totally don't get captured or anything.

>>1131561
H. But also think about how you can modify your own body to produce acids or hardened tools to escape confinement. You could always turn into a gorilla and ape out.

For 'evil' slime:
A) Seems like the best option of the three (not counting meta-knowledge that the humans are actively searching for you). Just smuggle yourself on someone.

B) Is a very bad idea, as it could lead getting harmed (explosion/heat) or it working too well and freezing/overheating everything and leading to a lot of creatures and plants dying.

C) Is a bad idea because the outside is also likely cold/frozen.

D) Throw/toss slime globs at the plants (if not enclosed) like spitballs or snowballs to remotely slime the plants.

E) Commendeer some warm clothes and proceed into cold storage witH extra insulation. There's bound to be a warm uniform around for a place like this.

For 'Good' slime:
G) and H) - do both! Split yourself (with instructions this time). One of you heads back to the ship (Guy can help), the other surrenders peacefully.

I) Set up the classic 'bucket over door' prank but with slime.

A) and G) We are not going down without a fight!

For the ice trap, can you split yourself in two? Leave the trapped part behind while letting the bigger part of youself to be free. As for the other scenatrio surrender and hope to negotiate.

BG. Time it so the break allows the other slime to escape.

1/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:44 No. 1131873 ID: bb0461
File 178901544294.png - (0.97MB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 101 fastball.png )

Slime had a great idea. Scooping off a piece of itself it spun around and around and then hurled the piece to a control panel.

2/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:44 No. 1131874 ID: bb0461
File 178901547237.png - (882.71KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 102 urgh.png )

"Euuugh what?"

3/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:45 No. 1131875 ID: bb0461
File 178901550691.png - (949.02KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 103 im pressing it you jerk.png )

"What the fuck!" Slime tugged but it was stuck tight to the icy surface.

"You thought it was a good idea when you were me!" Slime called.

"Yeah well that was two seconds ago!" Slime groped around the controls until it found a convenient button labeled 'specimen release'. "Now I'm over here and you'd better get me back!"

Luckily at that moment a nice insulated parka walked in.

A) Ratatouille him (Ratatouille was never made in this timeline so he'll never see it coming)
B) Hold him at knife point (not a real knife but he doesn't need to know that)
C) __________

4/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:45 No. 1131876 ID: bb0461
File 178901554468.png - (882.40KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 104 junk.png )

Meanwhile "So you got it? Just sit there and look cute and get them to like, surrender or something." said Slime, scooting out the door with Guy.

"Yep yep!" said Slime in the chair"And I'll get Captain Crow on the horn to back me up."

Slime and guy hurried down the hall. They could already hear other humans running closer. With nowhere else to go they hid in the barracks.

Not having much time, Slime opened the first closet and grabbed the first useful thing it saw.

D) a snowsuit and hat, but unfortunately no face covering
E) some remote control quad-drones
F) Two hockey sticks, plus pucks
G) Boombox and tapes

5/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:46 No. 1131877 ID: bb0461
File 178901557752.png - (921.94KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 105 show time.png )

Meanwhile "Which is why you want the spring powerup, not the double hammer- Oh looks like its time."

Which Slime tactic?
J) Commanding
K) Sultry
L) UwU

AGL

>>1131875
B. Heck, it doesn't even have to be a knife. Just threaten to do horrible things to the human's body. You only have to touch them and you can fully modify them, after all. ...don't be surprised if this turns into a form of bribery.

>>1131876
D

>>1131877
uh
none of these are going to work, are they.
How about J, while becoming too big to get sucked up by whatever that thing is.

A) is nicer than B) and less 'The Thing'. Was 'The Thing' made in this timeline?

C) Ask them if they have any form of body dysmorphia or bodily they'd like permanently cured to their wishes (in a non-jerk genie way). I.e. bribe them with body modding.

D) If anyone asks, you're just someone with dwarfism and/or the standard uniform doesn't fit you. Or 'you have a condition'.

E) Are you light enough to ride the drone(s)? If yes, ride them majestically to freedom (or just hide on top of one while Guy pretends its for safely scouting for slime).

K) Sultry is clearly the way to go.

L) Maximum puppy dog eyes. Make them feel sad about capturing you.

M) Gamer enthusiast mode. Ask them about the powerups.

>>1131877
M) Become Kirby shaped. Poyo!

A
D
K

AFL... heheh.

1/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:29 No. 1132296 ID: bb0461
File 179014139555.png - (679.12KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 106 just like the movie.png )

"Yes! This is gonna be fun" Slime schmorped down into little rat form and scampered out of sight as a human entered the room. Dressed in a nice warm parka and wielding a reversaled snowblower, and more importantly, with a lowered hood revealing a full head of curly hair.

"You rat!" yelled Slime-On-The-Wall "Don't you leave me- uh oh"

"Hey who's in here? There's a slime thing on the loose and we have to find it before it-" The human was interrupted by a squidgy green rat plopping on his head. Before he could react slimy limbs, more than a normal rat should have, grabbed his hair and yanked. The human found himself moving without his conscious control, taking on an awkward pose.

"Ha ha! Now who's got a semi-permeable membr-whoa!" The moment slime slacked on its control the human took a swipe, trying to get it off. "Hey now, none of that! I'm only borrowing you." Wrestling for control for several minutes, Slime settled on keeping the human in an arcade fighter style idle pose, constantly bouncing on his feet.

2/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:30 No. 1132297 ID: bb0461
File 179014144279.png - (836.96KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 107 shoomp.png )

Slime yanked the hood of the parka over itself and steered the human into the seed chamber. "Alright! I'm here to rescue you!"

"From a problem *you* caused!" groused Slime-Still-On-The-Wall "Now how are you going to... nonononononono!" Slime tried to peel itself off the wall but it was too late and schlorp, it vanished into the snowblower's storage container it for some reason had don't question it.

"Wha ha ha! And now for the seeds too!" Slime cried, already mad with power. It guided the human, who was honestly in a pretty horrific situation but Slime wasn't thinking about that yet, along the rows. Seed after exotic seed leaped through the air to accumulate inside the machine.

This went on for a while until the suction dropped and Slime blooped out of the nozzle, one last seed pod smacking it in the face and getting absorbed. "Ack! Hey there's no more room! So what's the plan now, genius?"

"Oh uh..." Slime brought the human into neutral and tried to remember. "Well you've got all the seed data. Do you wannna...

A) Breed plant folk to help us out?
B) Spit parasitic seeds into people to turn them into hybrids?
C) Grow frost resistant plants and take over the North?

3/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:31 No. 1132298 ID: bb0461
File 179014148109.png - (0.98MB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 108 swarm unleashed.png )

Meanwhile Slime peeked around the corner. "Well, here goes. How do I look" It turned around in it snowsuit and hat with the flaps. Guy gave Slime a thumbs up and lazy smile.

Down the hall Slime raced, keeping its head low and it almost got halfway to the front door when a suspicious human grabbed its shoulder. Before they could even get out a "Hey! Who are you?" the snowsuit flopped open. Out burst four drones piloted by little Slimes.

While the expected pandemonium broke out with a lot of running back and forth, Guy sauntered his way down the hall.

"Hey Sam. Lot going on today eh? I'm just going out for a smoke." Guy did his best guileless scratching of his head. The man at the door was rather distracted with what was going on behind Guy so just waved him through. "You lackadaisical bastard, get on outta here then."

As soon as the door was open the Slime drones whizzed out, leaving Guy in the doorway to just shrug sheepishly and shut it. He jogged after the flock of drones, towards the ridge the ship hid behind.

4/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:32 No. 1132299 ID: bb0461
File 179014151932.png - (798.68KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 109 di paw lomacy.png )

Meanwhile Slime spun around in the com station chair. "Hewooooooo~ Oooooh what a big stah-wong lady! {Terrible slimy gekkering removed to protect your sanity} "

5/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:33 No. 1132300 ID: bb0461
File 179014159836.png - (862.02KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 110 delighted to meet you.png )

"OwO what's that face for? I'm just a fwiendwy wittle foxxo! We can be pals!"

"..................... David, get Marcey (the site admin) in here." the human called back down the corridor in a very tired voice.

"You're losing em boss" said Captain Crow on the screen behind Slime.

"Shshshuuush! Don't tell them that!"

G) Turn up the charm
H) *pounces on you* UWU
I) okay okay, time to get sewiwous >:P

C, the north has fluffy animals!

G, But no no no no you are DOING it wrong! Turn up the charm by trilling! The most beautiful noise a fox can make! No gekkering. Trill and purr.

Also foxes can meow but save that if you really need to confuse them.

B - Spit a seed into Ratatouie'd guy, transform them into a Dubiously-Jolly Green Giant (with broccoli hair) and upgrade to 'giant-plant-human-biomech pilot'.

C - Those seeds were likely bored and lonely in that seed storage, let them grow and spread across the frozen north as a super-species of immortal plants! Turn the frozen deserts into a beautfiul snowy oasis of life!

D - Guy in parka being Ratatouie'd: You have a mouth and must scream, but can't because a rat slime is manipulating your brain matter, so scream internally. Which the slime rat can probably hear/feel.

J - Split into a multitude of adorable bunnies, kittens, puppies and other small charming animals, multiplying your charm. Then glomp the human in a totally-not-horrifying swarm/cuddle-pile of slime creatures.

On the subject of plantlife sliming, how is the underwater flora doing? Are we going to end up spreading/mutating bouyant sea-plants that float on the water surface, or develop underwater forests in the deep seas? And have we reached the Mariana Trench / largely unknowable abyssal sea life?

B) We need to spread our slime supremacy to all.

H) A cute pretend attack hiding a true attack behind the facade. Brilliant approach in taking and out this human with the I) approach.

C) Whoever controls the northpole, controls the toy-making. Whoever controls the toy-making controls the galaxy!

A) Grab and take him to dinner by candlelight.
The candles are slime bits on fire.

C & H to I. glomp to establish urself then get sewiwous!

>>1132340

this

>>1132325
Become Slimy Santa Claus. Fulfill wishes/toy requests for good humans, and give naughty humans some slimy coal.

1/2 Nalthar 2026/10/06(Tue)18:58 No. 1132671 ID: bb0461
File 179131310886.png - (928.18KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 111 may i tempt you.png )

> On the subject of plantlife sliming, how is the underwater flora doing?
Slime infection check: still going. Back in the city, Slime is meeting with a delegation of whales and sharks and such that want to know what the heck's going on.

"Don't you think all this ice and snow needs green?" Slime asked Slime

"It already does" Slime grumbled "In the summer"

"Well now it can be all the year. And bigger! Greener! An emerald kingdom!"

"What about the delicate ecosystem?"

"They can come too" Slime shrugged "I can't be that hard."

Slime looked down at the hapless guy it was piloting and loosened control. "Hey, bud. You play roleplaying games yeah? I mean who doesn't. You ever been a dryad?"

{name an interesting plant}

2/2 Nalthar 2026/10/06(Tue)18:59 No. 1132672 ID: bb0461
File 179131314211.png - (839.77KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 112 im dangerous.png )

Slime launched itself off the chair and splattered itself around the human's shoulders like a scarf. "Heyyyy It's okay. I know it can be intimidating being confronted with such concentrated sensual charm. But you're not so bad yourself! What's your name?" Slime tried a cute little trill, that came out like a fox with its nose in a puddle.

"DaviiiIIID!" the human was not seeming very receptive to Slime's obvious charms. The other human down the hall just shrugged, then a bossy human shoved past him.

"Ev" the bossy human sighed "Why'd you let it touch you?"

"... Just negotiate my release, please?" Ev said, standing very still

"Yeah!" Slime wiggled "Submit or I'll... snuggle her with my... phytotoxins. I'm very deadly UWU"

"Sure you are boss" Captain Crow called from the screen "But you know anytime you want an actual handsome talking expert to step in just say the w-CrAw!
Okay I'm here what's happening" said Slime-now-in-the-Ship "Wait you haven't gotten them to surrender yet?"

A sharp shock shook the base, followed by a continuous rumble of smaller tremors. Slime and Crow looked off screen at something. "Oh Shit! Captain drive us over there quick. Slime, you have to convince the humans to come with, like right now!"

It was Slime's time to shine, the pinnacle of their five minute career as a separate slime and negotiator.
Only the perfect line, the most cunning phrase would do

Slime said _________________

Carrion plants are pretty interesting plants.

"*sigh* We've got free dental insurance if you get on the ship."

Tell them to come with you, you're humanity too!

Manettia is an interesting plant.

As for the humans, calmly and patiently tell them that resistance is futile and that they should all prepare to be assimilated. It will be a painless and quick process afterwards, their life will improve afterwards.

For the dryad form plants, i offer the following:
- Crocus Sativus (produces Saffron, the most valuable spice in the world - they'll be rich!).
- Sandbox/Dynamite Tree (covered in poison spikes and produces fruit that violently explodes).
- Any number of orchid species (very many species and almost all are beautiful).
- Carnivorous plants (Venus Flytrap, Pitcher Plant, Sundew).
- Whatever the humans favorite fruit/vegetable is. So they can grow and eat their.... Produce... Whenever they want! No, it's not weird, you're weird.
- Audrey 2 (Man-eating alien plant from Little Shop of Horrors).
- Alraune (fictional plant-person who also happens to be sexy looking and lures others).
- Leshy (fictional ancient tree-man, or tiny little plant gremlin).
- Pumpkin (cosplay the headless horseman, right on time for the spooky season!).
- Any plant with prehensile, tentacle-like grasping vines (their lover is into that stuff).
- Gardenia (the most fragrant/best smelling plant in the world, might make anyone not allergic swoon!).
- Middlemists Red (rarest flower in the world).
- Ginseng (the 'root of immortality', many medicinal uses).

>>1132672
"Free, full-scope universal healthcare, trans/dysmorphia body modding, zero taxes or need to work a day job ever again if you board the ship."

>>1132672
"Anyone who boards will be inoculated/made immune to the affliction(s) and be able to return to their old lives."

venus flytrap or pumpkin

"you'll never be hungry, sick, get hungover, need to sleep, deal with debt, die, or need to work ever again! u can also be a furry or whatever u want! unlimited potential with no consequences"

Global slime fact check: how many cryptids (BIgfoot, Mothman, Jersey Devil, etc) or mythical/supernatural creatures, or extraterrestrial beings have we discovered / confirmed as real via the slime network? In case this planet has some quirky inhabitants that fall outside of slime science.

"This is a 'Noahs Ark' situation, we already got the animals, you don't want to be the ones left behind."

Planet cactus.

Way to convince them uust say if they are suffering from diabetes becoming a slime will cure them from it.

1/3 Nalthar 2026/10/19(Mon)03:28 No. 1133192 ID: bb0461
File 179238049269.png - (922.57KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 113 what we all want.png )

> Global slime fact check: how many cryptids?
So far, one ogopogo

"You know we're actually humans, kind of" said Slime Scarf "So we know what humans want and need."

The little slime bunched up for a big shout "Y'all want free healthcare? We got dental, HRT, therapy, all your faves!"

It was a compelling argument, or maybe it was the way the base was starting to crumble and fill with a terrible smell. Ev considered "Dogs too?"

"Dogs too, yes of course dogs too! Why is that even a question? Come on lets go!"

Ev (short for Evelyn) looked to Marcey (admin) with a pleading look. "Can we? Please?"

Marcey hesitated for all of the two seconds it took for a chunk of ceiling to bop her on the head "Alright fine!" she stomped over and grabbed the intercom "We're leaving people! Tell Gale we got them some HRT finally. And bring the dogs!"

The intercom crackled "Gale went to the seed bank, and the passage collapsed! I think she's gone!"

"Dammit!" Marcey slammed a fist on the control panel "Just get everyone out!" She tossed the receiver down. "Well come on you two! Lets go."

2/3 Nalthar 2026/10/19(Mon)03:28 No. 1133193 ID: bb0461
File 179238053305.png - (896.74KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 114 rise of the dryad.png )

Meanwhile Several stories above what had been a seed bank, Gale was enjoying the benefits of dryad-based HRT in a big way. She was now history's least appealing forest nymph, fifty feet of sandbox tree topped with a heavy growth of corpse flowers. "And did you know? Hura crepitans can launch seeds at 160 mph!" She said gleefully, lobbing another seed pod a mile away. Where it landed a little explosion of forest bloomed.

"Of course I know" said Grumpy Slime "That's why we gave you that." The two slimes were riding on the giant woman's shoulder. Grumpy Slime peered down at the stream of little ants flowing from the base to a hovercraft parked out front. "Hey Slime they're getting away"

"What do you mean 'getting away' ?" Excited Slime asked "We aren't trying to get anyone, we're trying to get the desert green!"

3/3 Nalthar 2026/10/19(Mon)03:29 No. 1133194 ID: bb0461
File 179238056059.png - (938.37KB , 1000x800 , slime in the park 115 wrap this up.png )

Meanwhile "Oh hey Coordinator! Any word from the expedition? Going well I assume, knowing Slime is there." said Slime-in-the-City

"Uhhhh, actually-"

"Ah but don't spoil the surprise! Anyway, we're getting closer to the launch date for the big ship, which was not previously established but I'm retconing in now. But before that we have some housekeeping to square away. And that's why I call you guys here." Slime huddled up with the crows. "There are some community issues that need voting on, and we don't have a polling system set up, so we're going to do it by crow. Just go out and find all the animals you can and see what they think. Please, please don't lie. I don't have any way to know if you do, but I'd hate to think you guys weren't cool."


The issues of the day:

The ocean animals want to be part of the city, but its real dry up here
A) They can get legs like the rest of us.
B) Lower the city, who needs streets
C) _____________

The megacity makes a lot of vibrations that piss off the ocean life for miles around
E) Sink them too
F) rocket that pyramid into space
G) just... ask them to stop? you guys know that's an option right?
H) _______________

There's humans living in the really old mountains way way way way to the east. They could in theory walk over here and bother us at some point
J) build a wall
K) buy produce from them to establish commerce then get some of our people to marry into their most prominent families to cement our influence.
L) again... we could just talk to them
M) ______________

>>1133193
Ah. Irresponsible use of slime powers. I'm a little surprised that modified bodies can get that tall without collapsing. Must be an impressively hardy skeleton in there... or maybe it's solid wood?

>>1133194
A. If we flood the city then the land animals will complain, at least until we get boats set up, and we do not have the boats set up.
Also we should probably see about making a city on the coast that's patterned after Venice to allow both types of animals to live there. And maybe an underwater city too.

G
K and L. Commerce and marriage are forms of communication!

C) Start building a semi-submerged district that lets aquatic and land life intermingle, that can then continue into a fully submerged city. Also make some glass tunnels that let ocean animals 'swim' through cities, or land animals to go through submerged areas. Otherwise, giving the ocean animal amphibious breathing and some form of mobility (e.g. fish-cars, or opt-in legs) is the simplest way to handle the issue, not counting the megafauna like whales.

H) Have the city levitate or otherwise be vibration-dampened through clever engineering. Maybe we can use slime as a natural vibration dampener/lubricant?

M) Cat-girl, Dog-boy and Fox-emby diplomacy.

A) time to get with the program and evolve.

F) prepare for trouble and make it dubble.

L) first we talk with them and then we put them in the walls.

AGK... world domination is made one sold pumpkin at a time

>>1133216
The frozen desert shall become Halloween land, with giant pumpkins and 12-50ft tall Costco skeletons (made from biodegradable vegetable matter/slime). Gale shall become the Great Pumpkin and make Linus's faith manifest.

Ogopogo: Be unprepared for sudden fame in the new oceanic biosphere (slimeosphere?).

Any issues with the atmosphere that need fixing? Pollution, C02 emission, ozone holes, global warming/thawing/freezing? If slime is transmitted via water, it might eventually condense into rainclouds, so there might be some as high as the atmosphere. Or one could use airplanes to 'seed' slime into clouds of rain, like they do for weather control. Take control of the weather and alter climates!

Slime in the ground/underground might also help with stuff like preventing/lessening earthquakes or other tectonic disasters (like a volcano eruption).