Bring him back a foot shorter, but make up for the height by putting an octopus on his head.

Since we're in a human compound, and humans tend to be irrational when faced with something as alien as yourself, it might be worth checking with other slimes if is there any particular chemical reaction or substance that can neutralize or destroy slime?

E.g. if the humans try to whip out flamethrowers, liquid nitrogen, or various chemicals onto you or other slimed creatures, could that potentially 'kill' a conscious slime?

1/2 Nalthar 2026/08/04(Tue)00:29 No. 1130287 ID: ce8213
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Slime spit Guy out whole and hale and almost the same as he was before, except sans clothes. Guy didn't seem to mind, going over to a closet and pulling out a jacket and pants.

"Well, that was weird." Guy patted his pockets and pulled out a pack. "Oh, do mind if I smoke?"

Slime spit out Guy's lighter "Not at all. I got rid of your cancer so you're good to go!"

"Aw, little buddy, you didn't have to do that. Wasn't really thinking I'd live past thirty."

"Oh, uhhhh. I'm not sure you can do that anymore."

"Can't what?"

"Die"

"... really?"

Slime shrugged "It hasn't come up. But I'm pretty sure"

Guy blew out a long stream of smoke and stared at the ceiling for a while. "huh"

2/2 Nalthar 2026/08/04(Tue)00:30 No. 1130288 ID: ce8213
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A commotion out in the hallway interrupted things. Guy sighed and got up "Don't worry buddy, I'll take care of them."

While Guy was moving the filing cabinet from in front of the door, Slime quickly told Captain Crow to bring the ride around in case things went poorly. Maybe land it on the roof, be sneaky.

Guy got the door open to reveal a group of freshly slimed humans all shouting at once.
"Guy did you see that thing?"
"It went in the vent! We gotta get the vents locked down!"
"Guy do you still have those spare clothes in there?"

Guy took a slow drag of his cig "Nope, nothing in here. Just a weird transmission, but sounds like that can wait. Sorry Nance, spare's in the wash."

"Well stay here and block the vents. Let everyone know we got a green thing on the loose."
"What's that on your head?:

"Its a hat." said Guy "you know I'm a furry."

"Yeah Tom, he's a furry. We don't have time for this! Let's go!"
"Alright alright! sheesh. thought his sona was a fox though."
"It looks nice Guy. See you later."

Guy shut the door and pushed the barricade back in place. "Alright then. So what's next little buddy? Gonna shake things up around here? I'm all for it."

A) intercom address
B) sneak into the seed bank
C) call the Shimizu megacity
D) ___________

>>1130288
Wait, the humans in the hallway were slimed? How? Did slime split and forget about at some point, so now there's an evil doppelganger slime out there that we don't know about? If so, did the evil doppelganger slime the humans and make them evil too? uh uh
D!
D) freak out that there might be a doppleganger out there, or that you might be a doppleganger, or that in some intangible way you might not be you, or that everything is you or...

>>1130288
Huh, who slimed them? I thought we were the only one in here and hadn't slimed anyone else.

Also, uh, I thought we were just here to make contact? We don't want to go sliming everyone (unless they ask to be slimed for all the inherent benefits)

A. Gotta tell everyone that being slimed is all positive as far as you know. Also good way to get in touch with the captain.

>>1130287
So uh, if humanity (and every other creature for the forseeable future) is functionally immortal, that opens up a big can of worms.

1) Overpopulation issues - nobody dying while still needing resources and being able to reproduce is not a fun scenario. Especially for species whoch high numbers and high reproduction rates (e.g. a swarm of locusts or mosquitos).

2) Immortality needs to account for creatures aging (from baby to adult, to elder) or things get very weird/painful. Time perception speeds up as one ages, and people might go a bit insane or bored.

3) Slimed creatures will want to reproduce or have children. What exactly will a slime-baby inherit as far as intelligence, immortality, aging and such goes? Might need to figure out a soluation for that.

D) Get smuggled by Guy to someone important, like a lead scientist/biologist (they can help explain your positive features) or the local military commander/leader of the compound (to enact authority, give tips on how to actually lead a mass of humans and prevent troops from attacking the animal crew).

Though, given that Guy seemed to understand Crow, and humans are already somehow getting slimed despite just arriving, it seems an offshoot or something else somehow beat you to the punch.

Maybe crawling through the vents somehow made you able to spread through inhalation (i.e. you are airborne now)?

Or perhaps you aren't the only slime out there? You might have a friend/rival slime out there doing the same thing you are. Maybe they're blue or pink or something.

A) Just say that you can cure cancer and people will start a religion about you!

A) Have Guy explain that you are 'basically the symbiote from Spiderman but super chill and can cure cancer'.

D) Contemplate/discuss the pros and cons of 'eating the rich' (billionaires) with Guy.

1/2 Nalthar 2026/08/13(Thu)22:22 No. 1130935 ID: bb0461
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"So how'd you get the fellas in the hallway while you were in here anyway? You got a buddy out there?"

Slime blinked "Wait, how did I? Did I split again? But surely I would remember. Oh no there's a slime I don't know on the loose! Quick we gotta get on the coms and warn everybody how to deal with it!"

Guy handed Slime the mike and went to cover the vent with a box. Slime thumbed (so to speak) the intercom on. "Hey everyone. Never mind who I am, this is an emergency. There's a slime being on the loose and you need to catch it before it gets you all. Not that being slime is so bad. In fact you should really consider- no that's not important right now! We need to catch it!"

Slime catching plan:
A) huh, I dunno, I hadn't thought about if I even have a weakness.
B) I mean, there was that time I got really thin and might have lost mental cohesion if I'd stayed that way, maybe that?
C) ________________

2/2 Nalthar 2026/08/13(Thu)22:23 No. 1130936 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile Slime was in the vents. "You know, I think splitting so fast might have affected my short term memory. I do not know what I was supposed to do in here."

E) follow the bright and cold branch up
F) follow the loud and dark branch down

C: airtight container should work. We haven't demonstrated any super strength or corrosive properties.

E. Dark and loud is probably the engines, don't want to go mess with that.

>>1130935
Clearly, the memory wiping was intentional on the part of the other slime (evil slime) so it could do something the animals wouldn't agree with while we (good slime) have the alibi of first-contacting with the humans. Thus, to figure out what the evil slime is trying to do, we must think of something that would be repugnant to the animals, such as... blowing up the research base! Yes, that's what evil slime is trying to do! C: Ask Guy what the most explosive area on the base is, and set up a trap there!

>>1130938
This is a stationary artic base. Why would it have engines? Plus, a bright and cold passage way up is probably outside.

>>1130936
Let's try to think why we would split up. The only reasonable explanation would be that we needed one half to distract everybody, (comms slime) while the other half (vent slime) does some sort of subterfuge. Thus, vent slime should go deeper into the base by choosing option F.

A) As a viscous, fluid-like slime, you are likely affected by the basic laws of physics and thermodynamics. High temperature will likely make you more like a liquid (flowing uncontrollably, but also much faster), but could also kill your offshoot if it pasteurizes or sterilizes you. Low temperature will likely make yoy more like a solid (sluggish, or possibly freeze). Humans can wear full hazmat suits since you prpbably can't cut or stab things.

B) Could be achieved if you get heated up and effectively forced into a puddle-like form, or tricked to pass through a sieve or mesh-like opening to split into a ton of small fragments. Could also have it enter a pipework that loops a lot.

C) Keep broadcasting so the offshoot hears the message from you and is given proper directions, or tell the humans to try diplomacy with it / that 'slime prime' asked to wait.

E) Seems like it could be a refridgerated. sciency area. Probably more people there too.

F) Could be some empty engimeerimg area, boiler room or such.

As such my votes are A) Fire extinguishers, liquid nitrogen and hazmat suits, C) Keep the message on repeat but make it clear its from slime prime, or to backtrack to comms.

For offshoot, go to E). Probably more interestimg stuff there.

>>1130939
An artic base needs heating - lots of it. It's probably a boiler room, power generator or some other kind of basement machine that produces heat. And possibly has drones working there.

Cool and bright is either outside, or a well-lit area that needs cooling (freezer closet, science lab).

>>1130938
Ideally the container is big enough, can't be opened from inside with force (i.e. no corks, bottlecaps or screw-lids) and is airtight. A gas tank or mason jar, for example.

As for getting the slime into such a container, maybe a water-washing vacuum cleaner? It should suck up the slime and safely deposit it into a liquid container (and the centrifuge effect inside will confuse it).

A) Janitor with a hazmat suit and a wet (uses a water container instead of a paper bag) vacuumm cleaner.

C) A wizard did it.
F)

1/2 Nalthar 2026/09/01(Tue)05:28 No. 1131560 ID: bb0461
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Slime went down into the safe warm. Warmer and warmer, until it was way too hot. Slime shot out of the next opening and found itself in a little control room with a big window.

Slime looked out over a huge and icy cavern. Rows and rows of seeds in all sorts of shapes, all frozen safe in their little cubbies. "Score" Slime grinned.

But it wasn't grinning a minute later when it took a step into the cold cold storage hall. Turned out a slime stepping on ice had the same effect as when a human licked a cold pole. Slime retreated back into the control room after agonizingly peeling itself off the floor.

A) Quietly shanghai the first human to come by as a transport
B) Loudly sabotage the heat sink
C) Who needs plants anyway? We've got animals outside

2/2 Nalthar 2026/09/01(Tue)05:28 No. 1131561 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile "So if you get the slime sealed up it'll be helpless." Slime said over the intercom "It'll probably go somewhere warm, we can trap it there."

"I always thought the snowblowers having a reverse function was pointless, but seems its not." said Site Admin "Well you just sit tight. We'll be down to collect you in just a bit, then we'll take care of your friend."

"Me?" Slime asked "Wh-what did I-"

"You're a dangerous slime too, right? We can talk once you're secured. Don't try to leave, we're blocking the vent system right now. See you soon." Site Admin closed the line.

"Wh- bu- I'm a nice slime!" whined Slime "Everyone loves me."

"Aw, they'll come around." Guy gave a Slime a sloppy pat on the head. "so what's the plan now? Busting out?"

G) Make a break for the ship
H) Surrender and hope to negotiate
I) _____________

BG

>>1131560
Huh, why was that hot place next to a cold place...?
Oh... it was a heating duct. We were in the vents. I'm guessing the cold bright direction was a different exit from the vents, towards an air conditioned area? Or just an area that was less insulated from outside.

>slime can't walk on ice
Uh oh, we found a vulnerability! One that can be solved with clothing though.
A. Totally don't get captured or anything.

>>1131561
H. But also think about how you can modify your own body to produce acids or hardened tools to escape confinement. You could always turn into a gorilla and ape out.

For 'evil' slime:
A) Seems like the best option of the three (not counting meta-knowledge that the humans are actively searching for you). Just smuggle yourself on someone.

B) Is a very bad idea, as it could lead getting harmed (explosion/heat) or it working too well and freezing/overheating everything and leading to a lot of creatures and plants dying.

C) Is a bad idea because the outside is also likely cold/frozen.

D) Throw/toss slime globs at the plants (if not enclosed) like spitballs or snowballs to remotely slime the plants.

E) Commendeer some warm clothes and proceed into cold storage witH extra insulation. There's bound to be a warm uniform around for a place like this.

For 'Good' slime:
G) and H) - do both! Split yourself (with instructions this time). One of you heads back to the ship (Guy can help), the other surrenders peacefully.

I) Set up the classic 'bucket over door' prank but with slime.

A) and G) We are not going down without a fight!

For the ice trap, can you split yourself in two? Leave the trapped part behind while letting the bigger part of youself to be free. As for the other scenatrio surrender and hope to negotiate.

BG. Time it so the break allows the other slime to escape.

1/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:44 No. 1131873 ID: bb0461
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Slime had a great idea. Scooping off a piece of itself it spun around and around and then hurled the piece to a control panel.

2/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:44 No. 1131874 ID: bb0461
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"Euuugh what?"

3/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:45 No. 1131875 ID: bb0461
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"What the fuck!" Slime tugged but it was stuck tight to the icy surface.

"You thought it was a good idea when you were me!" Slime called.

"Yeah well that was two seconds ago!" Slime groped around the controls until it found a convenient button labeled 'specimen release'. "Now I'm over here and you'd better get me back!"

Luckily at that moment a nice insulated parka walked in.

A) Ratatouille him (Ratatouille was never made in this timeline so he'll never see it coming)
B) Hold him at knife point (not a real knife but he doesn't need to know that)
C) __________

4/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:45 No. 1131876 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile "So you got it? Just sit there and look cute and get them to like, surrender or something." said Slime, scooting out the door with Guy.

"Yep yep!" said Slime in the chair"And I'll get Captain Crow on the horn to back me up."

Slime and guy hurried down the hall. They could already hear other humans running closer. With nowhere else to go they hid in the barracks.

Not having much time, Slime opened the first closet and grabbed the first useful thing it saw.

D) a snowsuit and hat, but unfortunately no face covering
E) some remote control quad-drones
F) Two hockey sticks, plus pucks
G) Boombox and tapes

5/5 Nalthar 2026/09/10(Thu)04:46 No. 1131877 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile "Which is why you want the spring powerup, not the double hammer- Oh looks like its time."

Which Slime tactic?
J) Commanding
K) Sultry
L) UwU

AGL

>>1131875
B. Heck, it doesn't even have to be a knife. Just threaten to do horrible things to the human's body. You only have to touch them and you can fully modify them, after all. ...don't be surprised if this turns into a form of bribery.

>>1131876
D

>>1131877
uh
none of these are going to work, are they.
How about J, while becoming too big to get sucked up by whatever that thing is.

A) is nicer than B) and less 'The Thing'. Was 'The Thing' made in this timeline?

C) Ask them if they have any form of body dysmorphia or bodily they'd like permanently cured to their wishes (in a non-jerk genie way). I.e. bribe them with body modding.

D) If anyone asks, you're just someone with dwarfism and/or the standard uniform doesn't fit you. Or 'you have a condition'.

E) Are you light enough to ride the drone(s)? If yes, ride them majestically to freedom (or just hide on top of one while Guy pretends its for safely scouting for slime).

K) Sultry is clearly the way to go.

L) Maximum puppy dog eyes. Make them feel sad about capturing you.

M) Gamer enthusiast mode. Ask them about the powerups.

>>1131877
M) Become Kirby shaped. Poyo!

A
D
K

AFL... heheh.

1/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:29 No. 1132296 ID: bb0461
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"Yes! This is gonna be fun" Slime schmorped down into little rat form and scampered out of sight as a human entered the room. Dressed in a nice warm parka and wielding a reversaled snowblower, and more importantly, with a lowered hood revealing a full head of curly hair.

"You rat!" yelled Slime-On-The-Wall "Don't you leave me- uh oh"

"Hey who's in here? There's a slime thing on the loose and we have to find it before it-" The human was interrupted by a squidgy green rat plopping on his head. Before he could react slimy limbs, more than a normal rat should have, grabbed his hair and yanked. The human found himself moving without his conscious control, taking on an awkward pose.

"Ha ha! Now who's got a semi-permeable membr-whoa!" The moment slime slacked on its control the human took a swipe, trying to get it off. "Hey now, none of that! I'm only borrowing you." Wrestling for control for several minutes, Slime settled on keeping the human in an arcade fighter style idle pose, constantly bouncing on his feet.

2/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:30 No. 1132297 ID: bb0461
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Slime yanked the hood of the parka over itself and steered the human into the seed chamber. "Alright! I'm here to rescue you!"

"From a problem *you* caused!" groused Slime-Still-On-The-Wall "Now how are you going to... nonononononono!" Slime tried to peel itself off the wall but it was too late and schlorp, it vanished into the snowblower's storage container it for some reason had don't question it.

"Wha ha ha! And now for the seeds too!" Slime cried, already mad with power. It guided the human, who was honestly in a pretty horrific situation but Slime wasn't thinking about that yet, along the rows. Seed after exotic seed leaped through the air to accumulate inside the machine.

This went on for a while until the suction dropped and Slime blooped out of the nozzle, one last seed pod smacking it in the face and getting absorbed. "Ack! Hey there's no more room! So what's the plan now, genius?"

"Oh uh..." Slime brought the human into neutral and tried to remember. "Well you've got all the seed data. Do you wannna...

A) Breed plant folk to help us out?
B) Spit parasitic seeds into people to turn them into hybrids?
C) Grow frost resistant plants and take over the North?

3/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:31 No. 1132298 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile Slime peeked around the corner. "Well, here goes. How do I look" It turned around in it snowsuit and hat with the flaps. Guy gave Slime a thumbs up and lazy smile.

Down the hall Slime raced, keeping its head low and it almost got halfway to the front door when a suspicious human grabbed its shoulder. Before they could even get out a "Hey! Who are you?" the snowsuit flopped open. Out burst four drones piloted by little Slimes.

While the expected pandemonium broke out with a lot of running back and forth, Guy sauntered his way down the hall.

"Hey Sam. Lot going on today eh? I'm just going out for a smoke." Guy did his best guileless scratching of his head. The man at the door was rather distracted with what was going on behind Guy so just waved him through. "You lackadaisical bastard, get on outta here then."

As soon as the door was open the Slime drones whizzed out, leaving Guy in the doorway to just shrug sheepishly and shut it. He jogged after the flock of drones, towards the ridge the ship hid behind.

4/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:32 No. 1132299 ID: bb0461
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Meanwhile Slime spun around in the com station chair. "Hewooooooo~ Oooooh what a big stah-wong lady! {Terrible slimy gekkering removed to protect your sanity} "

5/5 Nalthar 2026/09/23(Wed)05:33 No. 1132300 ID: bb0461
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"OwO what's that face for? I'm just a fwiendwy wittle foxxo! We can be pals!"

"..................... David, get Marcey (the site admin) in here." the human called back down the corridor in a very tired voice.

"You're losing em boss" said Captain Crow on the screen behind Slime.

"Shshshuuush! Don't tell them that!"

G) Turn up the charm
H) *pounces on you* UWU
I) okay okay, time to get sewiwous >:P

C, the north has fluffy animals!

G, But no no no no you are DOING it wrong! Turn up the charm by trilling! The most beautiful noise a fox can make! No gekkering. Trill and purr.

Also foxes can meow but save that if you really need to confuse them.

B - Spit a seed into Ratatouie'd guy, transform them into a Dubiously-Jolly Green Giant (with broccoli hair) and upgrade to 'giant-plant-human-biomech pilot'.

C - Those seeds were likely bored and lonely in that seed storage, let them grow and spread across the frozen north as a super-species of immortal plants! Turn the frozen deserts into a beautfiul snowy oasis of life!

D - Guy in parka being Ratatouie'd: You have a mouth and must scream, but can't because a rat slime is manipulating your brain matter, so scream internally. Which the slime rat can probably hear/feel.

J - Split into a multitude of adorable bunnies, kittens, puppies and other small charming animals, multiplying your charm. Then glomp the human in a totally-not-horrifying swarm/cuddle-pile of slime creatures.

On the subject of plantlife sliming, how is the underwater flora doing? Are we going to end up spreading/mutating bouyant sea-plants that float on the water surface, or develop underwater forests in the deep seas? And have we reached the Mariana Trench / largely unknowable abyssal sea life?

B) We need to spread our slime supremacy to all.

H) A cute pretend attack hiding a true attack behind the facade. Brilliant approach in taking and out this human with the I) approach.

C) Whoever controls the northpole, controls the toy-making. Whoever controls the toy-making controls the galaxy!

A) Grab and take him to dinner by candlelight.
The candles are slime bits on fire.

C & H to I. glomp to establish urself then get sewiwous!

>>1132340

this

>>1132325
Become Slimy Santa Claus. Fulfill wishes/toy requests for good humans, and give naughty humans some slimy coal.