Or maybe it's a semantics thing. Cut holes in the tunic so that the girls can still bounce free while you're technically fully dressed.
I mean, who knows what's going on in this owl's brain

>>1122801
Is that stupid time owl still bothering us? We're already a Hero! We don't need his tutorials!

Whatever. This isn't worth messing with. We've got monsters to stab. Just put on our tunic to shut him up. And the panties for added cuteness. We're never too grumpy to look cute while we're ramming our Hero's Sword down some stupid monster's fucking throat.

Slice tunic, it is now a cool vest.
Boots are fine as they are.
And that's all you need to be the hero.

Remember
?No shirt, no shoes, no saving the world.

Don the shirt, get mad that it doesn't fit, then wear it as a scarf. Don shoes. You are now ready to save the world.

Put the panties back on, for the stats.

use the shitty door physics of bumping against the door to noclip past the owl event and continue being naked, it's a good plan, I swear.

>>1122801
sequence break past the dang owl by backward shieldsurf jumping through your wall.
just don't get too close to the front of your house or the dang owl event will trigger again

>>1122801
Wear the physics defying tunic dress thing to contain your chesticular fortitude, and those darn cute boots, but leave the panties on the floor as an act of secret defiance to that bossy tutoriowl.

Use your pillowcase to craft a Hood of Anonymity, equip only the Hood of Anonymity, and proceed on your adventure.

Hooters can't possibly recognize you if your face is covered.

>>1122838
The panties give 15 whole defense! They’re worth equipping! Plus then we can flash the cuteness of them at people we wanna charisma check. Bunny pussy is still cute, but panties are cuter! Properly gear up, but who cares whether your tail is through the tail hole of the tunic, the attack is underway! We will maintain a shred of indecency on our journey! If only a shred~

(1/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122901 ID: 0c2899
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>Avoid the Tutori-Owl: 5 votes.

>Just put on the tunic: 5 votes.

Your defiant nature and your desire to just get this over with war within you, but in the end...

(2/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122902 ID: 0c2899
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...trying to escape the owl is just too much effort.

*sigh*

(3/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122903 ID: 0c2899
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>equip panties

You equip the Hero's Panties! (+15 Def; +10 Cute)

(4/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)02:59 No. 1122904 ID: 0c2899
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You equip the Magic Tunic! (+5 Modesty)

The enchanted fabric somehow stretches to cover your assets.

You're finally dressed for adventure!

(5/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:00 No. 1122905 ID: 0c2899
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>Equip pillowcase

But still, it would be nice to avoid the owl if possible. You cut four holes in your pillowcase to create a Hood of Anonymity.

You equip Hood of Anonymity! (+0 disguise)

(6/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:00 No. 1122906 ID: 0c2899
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Properly fitted up, you rush out to save the town!

(7/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:00 No. 1122907 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

(8/8) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:01 No. 1122908 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "Dang it! How did you know it was me?"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: -_-;;;

Boobie Bunny: "..."

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Do you know about timed hits?"

Ask them why the magic tunic is enchanted to stretch instead of just being sized appropriately.

>>1122908
I know about how much time it would take to hit you.

(1/3) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:18 No. 1122911 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Also, did you know that you forgot your boots?"

Dang it! You could have sworn you put those on!

You probably shouldn't have tried to speedrun things by not lacing them properly.

(2/3) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:18 No. 1122912 ID: 0c2899
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You rush back and equip your boots! (-15 foot appeal)

(3/3) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)03:18 No. 1122913 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "That's better. Now, would you like to learn about timed hits?"

Show you know times hits by using timed hits on the owl

>>1122913
Timed hits are when you hit the button at the same time you hit an enemy, right?

>>1122913
I'd like to know how much more time we need to waste before we can hit something with our Hero's Sword. Does this owl think we became a town Hero without knowing how to chop up a monster or two? Owls aren't even that smart! Who does she think she's fooling?

Blast! What powerful sorceries does this owl wield, capable of piercing the Hood of Anonymity.

Clearly, a demonstration of timed hits is in order.

Time tits? Sounds powerful. Better learn about them.

Since Hooters is talking to us, we don’t need the hood anymore. Doesn’t mean we have to stop wearing it. Just that we CAN stop wearing it if we wanna. Begrudgingly listen to the owl’s Hootorial. In all likelihood, this timed hit thing is how we win the final fight

Ask Hooters to explain how to junction a GF to my breast size.

(1/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122941 ID: 0c2899
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>Lose the hood

You un-equip the Hood of Anonymity. It wasn't doing you any good, plus it smelled weird. (-0) disguise.

>Learn about timed tits.

Boobie Bunny: Very well, Tutori-owl! Teach me in the ways of Timed Tits!

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122942 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT??????"

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122943 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: "R-really? You REALLY want to learn about Timed Tits?"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: *SNIFF*

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "In all my years of mentoring heroes, you're the first... the first ever to-to..."

(4/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122944 ID: 0c2899
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Hooters the Tutori-owl: *ah hem* (keep it together, Hooters! This is the moment you've been practicing for!)

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Very well, I shall now teach you about Timed Tits!"

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122945 ID: 0c2899
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Timed Tits

To use Timed Tits, try to time your attack with the bouncing of your boobs, so that your attack lands with maximum force!

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/03(Tue)22:24 No. 1122946 ID: 0c2899
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Timed Tits "Do you need me to repeat all that? Say 'A' for 'yes' or 'B' for 'no.'"

A: say "B"

B: say "A"

>>1122946
you sonnova

A: say "B"

>>1122946
You know what. B: Say "A". The time owl gave us some actually helpful advice. Let her have her moment.

A, which I'm hoping is also the power attack button.

say A: say "B"

AAAAAAAAAAAAA is this dialogue over yet?

>>1122946
b

(1/3) Apples 2026/03/04(Wed)02:36 No. 1122957 ID: 0c2899
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>A (B)

You deliberate carefully over the Tutori-owl's riddle. The longer you spend with this owl, the less time you'll have for napping later!

Also lives are at stake, and such.

At length, you decide on what you hope is the right answer...

(2/3) Apples 2026/03/04(Wed)02:41 No. 1122960 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "Uhh... 'B?'"

Hooters the Tutori-owl: "Then you have learned all the wisdom I have to impart! Go forth, Hero with Huge Boobs! Get the Magic Crystal and save the world!"

The Tutori-owl flies off into the sky and disappears.

Now that you have been trained in the ancient technique of Timed Tits and solved the owl's riddle, the way is clear to continue your quest.

(3/3) Apples 2026/03/04(Wed)02:42 No. 1122961 ID: 0c2899
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You arrive at the town to find everything in chaos! Monsters run rampant in the streets, chasing innocent townsfolk and causing a ruckus!

A familiar voice cries out for help.

Titmouse: "Help! Oh hellllllllllp! I'm being attacked by slimes!"

It's your good friend Titmouse! It looks like she's being attacked! By slimes!

>>1122961
Oh no, our friend is in danger! No time to slack off, we need to be a Hero!

First we need to get those slimes off. Off of our friend. They look small and soft, so let's put our heroic blessings to good use and knock them aside with a boob slap! That will keep the poor mouse girl safe while we wield our Hero's Sword!

Try out those Timed Hits!

Stuff those slimes under your shirt so it'll look like you have huge boobs.

slimes bounce, tits bounce
just bump into them and launch em

Watch out! Those slimes residue are corrosive to clothing!

I try as hard as I can to remember the tutorial. I grab two owls and whack a slime with them at exactly the same time.

>>1122962
Good point.
Sword would go through the slime and hurt our friend.
Time to unleash our mammery martial arts.

The slimes would *expect* a boobs attack. Sit on them! Keep ‘em guessing!

(1/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:01 No. 1123004 ID: 0c2899
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>grab two owls and whack a slime with them at exactly the same time.

There aren't any owls close at hand... but you've got a big pair of hooters to work with!

(2/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:01 No. 1123005 ID: 0c2899
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>Time to unleash our mammery martial arts.

You strike with the power of Timed Tits!

Titmouse: "My hero!"

(3/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:01 No. 1123006 ID: 0c2899
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>Launch those slimes!

They're outta here!

(4/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:01 No. 1123007 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "Eeek! There's still one left!"

(6/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:02 No. 1123009 ID: 0c2899
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VICTORY!

You gained 3 Slime Juice!

>Watch out! Those slimes' residue are corrosive to clothing!

Not to worry, your Magic Tunic is resistant to slime residue!

Titmouse: "Wait... what?"

(7/7) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)04:02 No. 1123010 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Take off your clothes so the mouse isn't as embarrassed, after all the tutorial owl is gone so you can now be naked again!

Lift Titmouse over your head and carry her to the nearest clothes store.

>>1123010
Success! Our heroic duty is off to a great start and our close friend Titmouse is safe. Let's take a good look at her to make sure she's unharmed. Then we'll work together to save the rest of the village!

These monster invasions tend to have a boss monster leading them. Who is it this time? A giant tentacled slime? A big furry beast? An animated mushroom? Whatever we're up against, our Hero's Sword and our trusty friend's magic are sure to prevail!

Oh no!
Poor titmouse!
Quickly, grab your disgarded pillowcase of disguise. It might be enough to cover her up, OR offer her a great disguise so no one will know it was her in public naked and covered in slime

Store her in your tunic

We need to givd Titmouse's body a thorough medical examination for Slime damage.

oh no!

Anyway, who else is being attacked?

Oh no
We've got bigger fish to fry! Send Titmouse to your house, make up for lost time!
(Apply accidental innuendo here)

Quick! Hide her before the owl sees her and teleports you two back home!

(1/3) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)12:54 No. 1123031 ID: 0c2899
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>Take off your clothes so the mouse isn't as embarrassed

>Store her in your tunic

Well if you must, you must...

You start stripping off your Magic Tunic to give to Titmouse to wear.

(2/3) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)12:54 No. 1123032 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse:"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

(3/3) Apples 2026/03/05(Thu)12:54 No. 1123033 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "I-I mean, I appreciate your offer, but..."

Titmouse: "You mustn't debase yourself for my sake! You're the Hero with Huge Boobs and I'm nothing but a lowly cleric..."

Titmouse: "I'll be fine. R-really! There's spare habits at the Crystal Temple. We should hurry. Once you get the Magic Crystal everything will be okay again!"

>>1123033
She's not lowly or insignificant to us! But she's right. We've got a quest, a town to save, and a friend in need. Quickly, to the Crystal Temple!

Don't forget to Dodge Roll for extra speed. It's faster than walking because our big boobs give us extra momentum. Be the Boobie Bunny ball!

>>1123035
When you're done rolling around, and throwing up from doing the Dodge Roll, proceed to do the side-bunnyhop after

doing the Dodge Roll is such a rooky mistake for speed. experienced players know that side-bunnyhopping is the way to go as it is a lot quicker. you'll be able to make it before the crystal temple gate closes for the night even! make those boobahs bounce!

Don't forget to smooch the mouse to restore your hearts

>>1123040
Smooching the mouse will heal both of you, by the way. I imagine miss Titmouse might have sustained some blows while fighting the slime.

Though you must respect her wishes as she's your friend, as the hero this town deserves, you can't leave her exposed like that.

Place her between your breasts, where you can easily protect her, and ride together towards the Crystal Temple! Who knows, these evil forces might have placed one of those pesky puzzles that require two people to solve!

>>1123017
Exactly we can share our tunic, place her in your cozy cleavage

(1/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123058 ID: 0c2899
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>Don't forget to smooch the mouse to restore your hearts

The Tutori-owl never mentioned anything about healing kisses, but you suppose it's worth a shot.

You side bunny hop over to Titmouse and give her a smooch on the cheek.

Titmouse: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!"

You don't know if the kiss restored any health but it sure generated a lot of hearts!

>Place Titmouse between your breasts, where you can easily protect her, and ride together towards the Crystal Temple!

Boobie Bunny: "Now, get between my boobs."

Titmouse: "Uhhh... n-no, that's okay" (I'd get squished!)

(2/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123059 ID: 0c2899
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>Quickly, grab your discarded pillowcase of disguise. It might be enough to cover her up.

You cut another slit in the Hood of Anonymity to transform it into the Tank Top of Titty Concealment.

You also give Titmouse the loan of the Hero's Panties. (-15 def; -10 cute)

Titmouse equipped the Tank Top of Titty Concealment. and the Hero's Panties.

Titmouse gained +5 modesty, +15 def, and +10 cute

Titmouse: "O-o-oh my gosh! I can't believe I'm wearing the Hero's Panties! I am not worthy!" (They're so soft!!)

(3/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123060 ID: 0c2899
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>Don't forget to Dodge Roll for extra speed.

Your Dodge Roll propels you toward the Crystal Temple at such speed that Titmouse must jog briskly to keep up.

Titmouse: "Does the rolling help?"

Boobie Bunny: "This is a secret hero technique for boosting my speed..."

Titmouse: (Does she think she's a hedgehog...?)

(4/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123061 ID: 0c2899
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Thanks to your Dodge Roll technique you manage to dodge the monsters attacking the town and make your way swiftly to the Crystal Temple!

Titmouse: "There's the Crystal Temple! Once we're inside, all you need to do is get the Magic Crystal and its magic will banish the Evil Bad Thing!"

Suddenly, a haughty laugh pierces the air!

???: "OHHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO! OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

(5/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123062 ID: 0c2899
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There! Atop the dome of the Crystal Temple a shadowy figure writhes evilly!

???: "OHHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO! OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

(6/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123063 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "Pitiful 'hero!' Did you really think you could sssstop the Evil Bad Thing ssso easily? You are no match for the Sssorceress of Sssnitties!"

Boobie Bunny: "UGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Seriously? Just let me get the Magic Crystal so I can go home and take a nap already!"

Sorceress of Snitties: "Fool! You will never lay your hands on the Magic Crystal! For you see, your path is..."

(7/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:22 No. 1123064 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "BLOCKED!"

Boobie Bunny: "Yikes! What's the big idea??"

(8/8) Apples 2026/03/06(Fri)04:23 No. 1123065 ID: 0c2899
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Sorceress of Snitties: "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Sorceress of Snitties: "You might as well give up now, 'hero!' My block pushing puzzle is unsolvable!"

Titmouse: "Oh no! How will we ever get past this block pushing puzzle???"

>>1123065
Bunny-hop onto Block B, hop down to the temple entrance, and push it upwards to let Titmouse through. No way are we letting this stupid snake witch separate us.

cheesecake 2026/03/06(Fri)04:47 No. 1123068 ID: 732325
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ALRIGHT EVERYONE, HERE'S THE PLAN

BUNNY rolls into the A BLOCK slamming it towards the wall and gets a head start down the path while TITMOUSE handles the shorter B BLOCK PUSH

FOOLPROOF, we will be in the Crystal Temple in NO TIME!!

Hop up on the wall and use your speedrunning expertise to bypass this puzzle, saving you exactly two seconds.

Well shoot...

Now we have to circle back to Areola Aerie to pick up the Rings of Strength so that we'll be strong enough to push this block. Hopefully no monsters have moved back in since you last liberated it...

Get the Sorceress to Sneeze! That way she’ll be the Sorceress of Sneezies instead, and her magic will be gone!

I wanna engage with the puzzle though! Where are we in relation to the blocks? It looks like we could just push block b into the alcove and it’d be solved

>>1123068
This is potentially correct, but I'm not sure we need to push block A at all.

"Hooters! We need a tutorial on block pushing puzzles!"

Ask what she wants. I mean maybe the bad thing isn't so bad

>>1123077
Fuck. Yeah, could just go around them... or over them with a booby bounce

>>1123065
You can push Block B in, then push Block A out of the puzzle for fun.

have you guys considered... pulling the blocks?

While i think the boobie bounce is the way to go

>>1123068

This guy has a white board and a presentation set up and everything.
Hes got a pointy stick too!
That screams authority.
He even put on a suit

Push B in, then you can push A out.

Then you can climb the block for some additional height and, with precise timing, perform a Titmouse Treboobchet to hit the snake!