Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/28(Thu)21:16 No. 1127283 ID: e7fc90
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A) (Lie) This thing is alive.

B) You can't fight to kill every time. Sometimes you have to compromise.

C) Just imagine that thing is alive.

A. I mean it's not a lie that the thing is alive, the villagers say it's alive on the description

And even if it's not alive, it is absorbing things, it could be that this thing has also absorbed living things, which means if this thing is dealt with, it'll have dead things in it.

>>1127283
B) I will not lie, but it could be alive, possibly.

Well we don't know that it can't be killed, that's for you to find out.

If you kill this thing you will have one less entity to compete with.

>Something doesn't feel right.
Maybe it's your dick?

Start checking the nearest hole

take a walk around the room, see if you hear or smell anything in any of the holes or tunnels.

>>1127290
Ah, that was a nice slime. Good friend, we'll remember this well. But enough about that! We've got other holes to explore. Holes and bulges. What can we tell just by looking?

Some of these look like they've got eves on them. Could they already be animated?
Those particularly large dirt mounds aren't completely closed. If they lead to a place that our little thief uses regularly, it makes sense to leave a hole in them for ease of access.
Is it the holes in the walls that have us on edge? That's a good place to watch this room and prepare an ambush.
What about the ceiling? Anything up there?

If our eyes won't help us, then it's time to sniff out an answer. Whatever was buried here recently is sure to have left a fresh scent trail behind!

>>1127293
This

ask your ~~loyal penis guard~~ loincloth on what to do

rolled 1 + 3 = 4

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New day, 10 hour / sleep recovery roll.

>>1127218
>send spatial maps
None are readily available in compatible format, but approval is granted for full-power active scanning of the entire drift cluster, other than the masscon within 1% of the bubble's exact center.
>move some debris
Do whatever you like to debris outside the membrane, so long as it doesn't result in impacts with the membrane energetic enough to risk causing damage.
>"Gods, I need to get laid."
Branu does not see how that is relevant to the immediate navigational problem, but previously-observed consensus position among approx. 100 human residents involves at least rhetorical willingness to perform various outlandish and unpleasant acts in exchange for safe departure.

>>1127222
>polite request for more context or information?
>rolled 7
Someone who doesn't understand their own need for vacuum-rated protective gear is going to be passing through the membrane at approximately that time and place, whether there's a ship ready to catch them or not.

rolled 5, 8, 7, 3, 7, 9, 2, 8, 7, 6, 5, 7, 6, 8, 7, 8, 1, 8, 8, 2 = 122

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>>1127229
Can we communicate to the caretaker that our ship is in disrepair, without enough crew, and that making it in time will likely push them beyond what their current crew can handle, potentially resulting in a crash? Saving people from hard vacuum seem worthwhile, but they'd really rather the gardener not prune them as an invasive pest.

>>1127229
>Someone who doesn't understand their own need for vacuum-rated protective gear is going to be passing through the membrane at approximately that time and place, whether there's a ship ready to catch them or not.
Part of Natalina's mind latches onto the implications of that message. A ruler who respects indepdent agency to the point they are unwilling to act to stop someone under their care from making a lethal error, but who nonetheless makes the effort to protect them from the consequences when possible? Or they're simply unable to prevent then from acting.

The larger portion of her focus is on the immediate issue, however. "I don't think we can in good conscience leave someone to die in an airless void simply because it would be safer or easier. I say we make the attempt."

rolled 11, 17, 9, 6, 7, 12, 20, 18, 14, 8, 6, 1, 2, 16, 16, 17, 5, 16, 7, 19 = 227

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Reiko's dealt with enough trust fund teenage antics to realize why this is so important to a living demigod.
"Paprika, means that we'd better get paid because this is going to wreck our rig. Hoist the sails and fire up the afterburner!" She decides to mute outgoing comms so Branu doesn't hear them swearing and insulting him even more. "Either we do this, or we are as good as banned from this watermoon! I vote yes!"

Reiko quickly gets to work while linked to the ship. Together, they wire up a full scan minus the restricted area, looking for an alternative trajectory that doesn't involve the asteroid field.

"Come on come on, there has to be something! Okay, here's a list of stuff we need done! Pick one and work on it! Tap the list to get instructions!" Reiko has the ship display the list of maintenance tasks needed to reinforce the ship or enhance its evasion.

Addendum on the chameleon: Go for his wrist and ankle tendons if you can. Without those he's pretty much unable to do anything.

>>1127182
>>1127196
In this time period's medicine, I'm pretty sure a gut shot is a death sentence.

tippler 2026/05/29(Fri)22:28 No. 1127333 ID: f1368b
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>Shoot Gustave, attack Dave
“Sky and Root, aim for the big guy while me and Grass try to kill the chameleon!” I grab a glass knife and jump out of my skin when a deafening BANG rips through the air and the gun jerks in Sky’s arms.

>1st time gun use aim check (base 30%+10% Gustave size bonus): Failure
Did they hit Gustave? The crocodile, after recovering from the shock from the sound of the gun, turns tail and begins to run, leaving Dave to fend for himself.

>2nd time gun use aim check (base 40%-10% moving target-10% Gustave further away): Failure
Sky shoots again but the beast doesn’t stop zig-zagging across the field, making the shot increasingly unfeasible.

“Hold fire!” I gasp. My heart is hammering in my chest and I drag Grass out of the bush so we can actually deal with Dave. Grass leaps onto the chameleon’s neck and clings to the thrashing, desperate lizard, all the while jabbing his shiv into the man’s vulnerable eyes. I launch myself forward and get slugged and fall on my side at the edge of the trench. My diaphragm struggles to move as the rain pours into my ears and open mouth.

>Gustave honor check: Success
Wait–wait–Gustave’s curving around and coming back! He’s down on all fours, headed for the bush where Sky and Root and the gun are. He’s huge and terrifying and fast, teeth and claws. I have to do something!

>>1127333
Mud in the eyes. Crocs can deal with murky water, but he ain't in the water, and mud'll stick where dirt'll get cleared out by his membranes.

>>1127333
Thump your leg so they know the direction of the danger,then distract gustav to give them a last shot.

Oh god, they don't know how to aim down sights! Do the mud-in-eyes thing, then take over and remember to line up the three pieces of metal sticking on top of the gun so they're all straight, without any holes, and the top is a flat surface right in front of Gustave's face!

1, take it for a test run so that you feel more confident when it's time to actually use it.

As for what your weapon is: How about going for a hug from the front, and pressing your hands to his back so that he naturally does the same, getting him riled up with the feel of your bare skin under his fingers?

1- A whispered invitation, while sitting in his lap. Or, if you're standing, pin him against the wall.

1.
A touch in just the right place: pet his stomach in the right spot, and he'll start kicking, just like an actual dog! wow!

Be sure to remind them that you designed these outfits yourself! If they are more impressed with your outfits to not care about short hair, that just proves that your outfits can look good on anyone!

1. for the secret weapon, offer to fix a part of his hair, and after making contact, trace your fingers down his neck and give his collar a playful tug. then give the LOOK!

>>1127266
One... but...
Why onlynjave one weapon?
Dual wielding is for more than rangers,
So
Try or lay out the flirty line or touches you have in mind...
But, also secretly resolve to go with the sexy underwear because thats a secret treat for your date and a secret confidence booster for you.

If tasting your feet is wrong I don't wanna be right

Oh no! I have committed a sin on the sacred grounds of the Butt Shrine! What's the punishment for that? Is it a spanking? I bet it's a spanking, isn't it?

"Okay good, you're not one of the Rat King's Infiltrators. We learned about them the hard way.

I'm going to need to bite you in the feet every time we meet. Make sure you do the same to anyone suspicious, it's the only way to catch them!"

>>1127318
You are cooking with this idea, if it works then we can nibble our friends feet too... But this also means we one day have to bite some gross feet...

>>1127319
Yeah.
And, it might work on more people,
The rat kings rats are ticklish so... nibbles, nuzzles.,all, kinda tests,
Hey, its not technically lying when its plausible, right bunny?

Make boxes angry at hue-mon. Give them good shove towards hue-mon.

Kakroon 2026/05/29(Fri)21:06 No. 1127326 ID: 681cb5
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>Time to flee! Humans are scary!
Human very scary and very big and very strong and very scary! RUN GREM RUN!
>Try to throw the cat at him!
Beast of teeth and claws also very scary! Not as big as Grem, but still very scary!
>Find Grem box, a box for Grem to be inside of, safe.
Boxes also scary! May contain more beasts!! Or HUMANS!!! OR GREM!!!!

…wait… how does Grem be in box if Grem is opening box again?

>Make boxes angry at hue-mon. Give them good shove towards hue-mon.
The enemy of Grem’s enemy might not be Grem’s friend, but they are still enemy of enemy! Like how Grem trick Gnoll and Gnoll to fight so Grem should steal their moss! So Grem just need to use boxes to attack human… and Grem even spot another one of Grem enemies on said boxes!

GREM: “GREM CAST MAGIC BOXES!” Grem screams as Grem shoves as hard as Grem can, “Taste cat missile!”
Human: “Va’ i hel veta i påsa händ hä da!?”

The tower of boxes falls upon the scary human, and the beast of claws lands right upon his head!

THE BEAST: “MEOW! HISS!!”
Human: “Va e de fatt Findus de lil’ jäkel!” the human screams in some unknown language “Bort me de de dum katta!”

And with that, Grem is gone!

Kakroon 2026/05/29(Fri)21:06 No. 1127327 ID: 681cb5
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>Then take iron tool from human and bring it to Kobblav!
GREM got axe from stupid human! Grem is great! Axe is even very shiny and nice and unused! Grem think it’s completely new! Woodsy person will love axe that Grem got, yes?

Still, Grem not find anything for Merman… and Grem should not go back to human town. Humans be looking for Grem now, so Grem better not be close.

Grem need to look elsewhere for gift to Merman girlfriend, but where?

Current Gremjectives:
Give new axe to tree man for staff
Find gift for Merman girlfriend for orb
Find a mighty wizard hat.

Current Grem pocket stuff:
Unused Axe
Rock friend

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Deliver axe to the magic to the crazy forest spirit thing. Then, once you get the magic staff, use it to light the caves under the mountain and grab something shiny to give to merman

Wait!!! Kobblav said he wanted an axe that was old and well used! We have one more easy step in our trading chain. We need to find someone with a worn down axe, and give them a free upgrade! Then we’ll have the proper tool to give Kobblav!

B 2026/05/29(Fri)21:23 No. 1127328 ID: 4dba51
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>>1127323
>>1127324
Right. If she's already bringing you trouble, she's too dangerous to work for.
"Listen, I don't know who this 'Walter' fella is, or why you seem to mistake me for him, but you're gonna get out of here and stop wasting my time."
She sighs.
"I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this, Walter."

B 2026/05/29(Fri)21:23 No. 1127329 ID: 99694c
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She puts a purse on the table and pulls out a gun you recognize all too well.
"You know, there's an unsolved murder out in Townsend. You've probably never heard of such a po-dunk little village, But the sheriff is one of the most persistent men I've ever met."
Your eyes narrow.
"Interesting circumstances too. The victim was shot in the head, but was found in his car underwater."
You can't believe it's come back to you.
"Couple'a kids found it when swimming in the lake. They weren't too happy about that."
A quick death was too good for the fucker anyway.
"The sheriff's afraid of the water, so he never looked that car."
It wasn't until you skipped town that you realized the matchbox you dropped in the struggle.
"That's why he missed the matchbox."
Who even thought it was a good idea to put a nightclub next to the trainstation?
"It was from a club. 'Precious.' Right next to a trainstop."
You needed a smoke, but ran out of matches.
"The attendant said someone had asked for matches as soon as he left the train."
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B 2026/05/29(Fri)21:24 No. 1127330 ID: bc130e
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"Shut up! I'll do the damn job!"
"I'm glad you've come around, Charlie."
She lights a cigarette before leaving the room.

B 2026/05/29(Fri)21:24 No. 1127331 ID: 7a5985
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Damn. Hendrick warned you about this. 'The mob's got resources. Any dirt you got they'll find and use against you.' Shoulda listened to him more.
Where do you even want to start? You could look for Betty's apartment, maybe go down to Teddy's bar. Jethro's speakeasy is run out of the back of a music store, and the museum might have some clues.

>>1127331
Where we wanna start is with Jimmy's crew. Take a wild card turn, question Kerry. Sleeping around with your superior's colleague, it ain't the sorta dirt you want floating around free. And dirt's what makes the world go round, ain't it?

(5/5) kpwlt 2026/05/25(Mon)14:15 No. 1127167 ID: 127310
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>unless beak has anything else to say you should return to the others.

Now seems like a natural break in the conversation. Sam can’t think of anything else to ask at the moment, anyway.

SAM: “Let’s go meet up with the others. I want to know if the feather can withstand that.”

UBERTO: “Sounds like a plan.”

The two bump into Simone first.

SIMONE: “Oh, hey. I was just coming to check if you two want to come down the well with me. I don’t- I don’t really want to do it alone. Justice McGregor says they’ll go if you go.”

SAM: “Justice McGregor?”

SIMONE: “Your jurist friend who you’ve been travelling with?”

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>>1127165
Thulcandra... malacandra, glundandra? From a web search, these look like names of planets in "Old Solar" from a film called The Silent Planet.
Thulcandra is Earth, (literally "Silent Planet"), Malacandra is Mars, Glundandra is Jupiter.

>>1127167
The fume has those unidentified symbols in it. Now they kindof look like weeping eyes with the pupil missing.

>Jurist's name
Oh lord we never asked it, and of course he's the kind of weird person who doesn't introduce themselves. Speaking of weird, his comments on the feather have been rather interesting haven't they? "Nothing must have been making the noise" indeed. You should ask if he knows anything specific about this, or if his statements have been more Pataphysical/prophetic than based on knowledge. Though maybe ask in a way that you won't be overheard by Simone.

>go down the well?
I guess. I take it we're not going to try retrieving those weapons. Makes sense, it's probably not worth alerting them to our intent.

whoops, seal beak back up.

onwards and downwards to the well

>>1127170
Holy Heavens! I had not read those years in many years. What a gracious delight it is to see them again.

That's not the name of a film, Out of the Silent Planet is the first book of the Space Trilogy by C.S. Lewis!



In that book, the protagonist travels to Mars (Malacandra for the locals) and learns all planets can comunicate with one another thanks to the angel-like beings ("if they are mundane intelligent beings, they must have different bodies than us" the locals in Mars say to the protagonist) who were tasked by, well, God by any other name, to guide and keep watch over intelligent life.

All planets except Thulcandra, whose guardians have gone rogue; "bent", as the guardians on Malacandra call them, for they have no word for evil.

(Yes, the Christian themes are way more overt in this work than in Lewis' subsequent Narnia, but the first book has some cool aliens, and the second has an unforgetable scene where- right, back to Sam and company!)

So, I guess what Oyarsa is implying is that it emcompasses at least a sizable amount of the vastness between world, that it might be a deity, and that there is an active, maybe malevolent, force keeping it and our world unable to communicate. A force that's hard to see to the naked eye.

Hmm, I also err on the side of subterfuge! Let's go for the weapons without sharing spreading it around.

Oh, and I'd like to point out that the third symbol in the haze is not the same as the others. I wonder if we can see that better by trying to look at it while the haze is around?

Speaking of looking at things, is it possible to "zoom in" on the map? Like, do a local scan for objects with notable energies? Might get a better idea of what the symbols mean in the well room, or in the office if we dare go there now.

say you thought you saw something behind the door. open door to check if anything's there.

A. There's no way he'd believe you if we chose C, and I don't think this guy is related to anyone from out of this world, and Moonplant and Liverig showed up later. He might know Octavia though

"It was dark so I couldn't see well, but I believe I just saw the author Octavia Devenol get attacked by a figure with weird tentacles going right into the author's eye sockets. They kinda looked like one of the visitors visiting this world, Carnavia i think?
Octavia collapsed and then was taken away by the figure. The figure's face morphed into what looked like Lady Liverig's daughter Moonplant before leaving I think? and, and..."

Bobbie, Look out the window, see if they are escaping outside, perhaps you might get a better view of who you just came across.

There's no way I'm sending spy rat to chase them, the little guy suffered enough. In fact, Pet him to feel better, and calm your nerves, Bobbie. It might calm Spy rat down too after the night he had.

But I will say that Carnavia is a bio weapon virus not of this world, and she may have taken control of Moonplant. Might do the same to Octavia, or may have just eaten her.

How do I know this? uhhh, I think I overheard someone in the party room talk about Carnavia. It's probably important for this guy to know in case Carnavia starts becoming a threat, considering she gotten at least one or two people.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/29(Fri)09:35 No. 1127321 ID: aa508e
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Possible answers to the question that was asked:

A) As you wish, I will go with you.

B) Can I stay a little bit with the Fear Feaster?

C) I just need to finish something here first.

D) Other suggestions.

B. Best chance to make one more friend before we have to see steinhardt. Tell the guard to pretend he couldn't find you for like, 5 more minutes.

If octavia is dead, and we all saw that person at the party, then that must mean that it must be a relative, a doppelganger, someone in disguise, or maybe Carnavia did something. though they still said something about regretting writing that book.

Now that I think about it, I remember that Spy rat was hiding under Octavia's(?) dress to listen in, and then immediately afterwards, spy rat was coming out of Bobbie's lantern. Abdle told us not to worry about it... Any idea what Spy Rat witnessed between being in her dress and ending up in the lantern, Abdle? What does Ratislav have to say about what happened?

A) don't want to keep his boss waiting. Don't want to get him in trouble.

I think it's time for Casey to strip off that suit and show fennel her fresh new light form!

Toxoglossa 2026/05/27(Wed)01:03 No. 1127231 ID: d10be1
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As Casey drills her insides, Fennel’s form starts to drip and ooze. The mouse adds more and more tendrils, trying to support the elemental as her body comes apart. Finally, in a series of gasping squeals, the undine loses cohesion; splashing everywhere as she drops through the net of tentacles like a bucket of water overturned.

“Woah! Are you okay?” Casey asks before sticking her head underwater and looking for any sign of the elemental.

Cutting through the sound of water in her ears, Fennel’s voice reaches the mouse. “Ooohhh that was fuuuuun. “

Toxoglossa 2026/05/28(Thu)01:46 No. 1127262 ID: d10be1
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Kol feels the thick cock inside him twitch at the sound of his words. The tip presses up against his inner walls, through which he can feel Caleb’s pulse racing. The selkie looks down at him with an expression of unbearable lust and wordlessly leans down as he pushes the guardian’s legs up.

Just as he promised on the night of their engagement, the sailor is gentle, slow and romantic, but above all he is [i]strong[\i]. His hips drive into Kol like an icebreaker, plowing into the mouse’s ass with a power that could cleave the sea. Clearly holding himself back from the desire to fuck his fiancé senseless, the fae groans and seethes as though under pressure. His cock slips smoothly in and out, like a piston in a massive engine: each thrust calculated to tap gently against Kol’s backside before drawing away.

The big man brings his head close to Kol’s and delicately makes out with him: his tongue dipping and teasing with his partner’s like a skimmer on the waves. The mouse welcomes him back in kind, arching up to extend each kiss a moment longer, and moaning happily with each achingly slow thrust.

Toxoglossa 2026/05/29(Fri)01:46 No. 1127306 ID: d10be1
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Casey pulls her head out of the water and asks “Are you alright? Also woah, what happened to your voice?” The undine’s words come across slightly garbled from the noise of the waves, but her enunciation is much clearer than usual.

“Oh, you’ve never heard me talk underwater? It’s a lot easier for me down here. Flapping air around is always a lot of work and I’m just not built for it.” Fennel’s voice burbles through the surface, slightly muted by the splashing.

“Huh, I don’t think any of us ever realized that. I’m glad we finally have a place to accommodate you.” The binder replies. She reaches up to tug at her shoulder strap and asks, “Do you mind if i come down there and join you? I’ve got a form that doesn’t have to worry about breathing for a while that I’d like to try. It might be a little bright, though.”

Fennel thinks about it before replying, “If I’m underwater I should be okay. I’ll let you know if it’s too much.”

Galvanized, Casey strips off her suit and lets her wings unfold. She stands in the surf for a moment and basks in the pseudo-sunlight before diving in below the waves.

>>1127306
underwater antics? yes please, very yes.

Oragatt 2026/05/27(Wed)01:12 No. 1127232 ID: 0d1c28
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Inquisitor Sabria is quick to react and chargers at Oragatt, but is blocked by the acolyte's thrall, said acolyte then hooks the Ichthian soldier and hefts him into the water.

Press your attack on Sabria while the thrall's hindering her. Power Strike if you think her thick skull will survive it.

>>1127232
That's two out of four conscripts taken care of. Still need to deal with the other fish and the giraffe. If we can get rid of them, I'm sure we can take care of the three big shots with Herocea as backup.

Let's see who else we can toss in the river before Sabria cuts down our thrall. No magic if possible; we want to have something up our sleeve if we start facing trouble from divine magic.

Sabria is going to be busy dealing with the little guy, so turn your attention to the others. Your top priority should be stopping anyone from throwing divine magic on you, like they did to Herocea before. Try to interrupt their mage/clerics with a molten bolt before they can get their spells off, or a regular attack if they're close enough.

>>1127257
This!

Radio 2026/05/28(Thu)08:48 No. 1127271 ID: 8ea880
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>Well it seems she wants to talk.
>Smile, as if you are delighted.

A part of you is frustrated that once again you fall into Kindred politics, while another wonders if you were planning this from the start. You bite the inside of your mouth for the smallest millisecond, before letting it melt into a smile. This is proving to be somewhat difficult for you, given your lack of usual expression, but you do what you can.

"Well, I don't like to rob myself of surprises entirely, and here is the payoff - where I expected only a meal, I get novelty too, and what an impressive first impression..."

The woman's eyebrows raise, the wrinkles on her face pulling up with a grin that crosses her black painted lips. Even if she is younger than you, she carries a body language rich with experience.

"Oh my my my my MY, aren't we eager to praise tonight." Her voice is like a trapeze artist dancing through the air, limbs splaying back and forth as if she's going to come crashing down into the dirt. "Seems you're smart enough to try and read what I want...it's a VERY becoming trait of a young woman."

...and just like that, the acrobat skillfully nails the landing.

"Well, I can play to one's desires and also speak the truth, yes?" You slip into a familiar rhythm of honey words loaded with implication, something you picked up in your first ten years of unlife. "I mean, you must admit you leave quite an impression, I can't help but be impressed."

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The main piece of advice you should be implicitly giving her is that you have no idea what the fuck she's actually trying to say.

So sip your wine and don't say another word. Spend your time here contemplating your next move.

bow you're head a little in acknowledgement to let her know you heard her but don't shake the hand. You just grabbed your wine glass and it would be terribly inconvenient to put it back down before you stated your thirst after all.

Though I can't tell if she's just doing a bad job of trying to mind control you or is desperate to look powerful in the hopes of winning you over to her side to build up a power base since she is new to this city... or at least new to being someone who's considered a player (no mater how small) rather than just a pawn.

>>1127271
Is Ms. Bathsheba seriously trying to Dominate us? Okay, no. We've never seen her before and to do so upon first meeting is just rude. Dominate back, our will is stronger than hers, just let her know where WE stand.

Dominate is one of the disciplines of Clan Lasombra, what's our Dominate level/abilities we can tap into? Remember we're just trying to flex a little on her for trying the same with us.

>>1127279
This!

>>1127247
Thank you for your patience, now as for my answer...

*Quickly takes Mad Creators phone he set down and hangs it up.

>>1127249
*and then proceeds to throw it to the ground and shoot it.

Well if there's one thing I know about calling in a bomb threat its that you don't use your own phone.

*Hopkins exits the bookshop he works at and heads down the block to a payphone*

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/28(Thu)06:57 No. 1127269 ID: e7fc90
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jA3AmTxU_U

>>1127269
I don't expect anyone to help me, I never really do. Besides that text message wasn't for me, all I wanted to do was derail your stupid trolley. I will not be your tool.

Silence 2026/05/27(Wed)13:35 No. 1127246 ID: 6d1406
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>>1127178
>>1127181
You get moving, unfortunately this machine has no weapons on hand, so you're gonna have to just rely on outwitting them and outmanuvering. You can feel the gee forces pressing into you, it stings a little bit, you're not meant for this, you have a single neuroport as your only enhancement.

>>1127193
You do so, seeing flashes of light pass by you, the things are outfitted with beam weaponry, they have a solid ranged attack while you're unarmed.

You need to figure out what to do here, maybe you can contact your contractor and get help, or maybe you're on your own and you're better off finding your own solution out here in the rock fields.

>>1127246
Make sure there's all a few asteroids between you and them. It'll give you some cover and help avoid getting shot.

In fact, you can start throwing the asteroids at them if you need to. Even if they blast the asteroids to pieces, enough debris can slow them down or make them hesitant to get closer.

Yeah, how much force can you bring to bear? flinging rocks at them might be your only option

I think optimally what you do is evade them until they can't report back what's happening, and then call for backup... but I suspect there is no such thing as limited range on their comms.

Try calling for help. If your employers refuse, give yourself up.

You don't have weapons. They have weapons. Your best bet is to charge in, preferably from an ambush, and steal their weaponry. The asteroid hiding plan may be your best shot.

Vornos. Fuck the rich in every sense of the word, and then eat them! Literally eat the rich!

Vornos

You have a need to feed!

Make Vornos, fuck corpos, get fed

You still have yet to actually Vore anyone yet. Why not film yourself losing your pred cherry to the entire city. You could even see about inviting Daxter, either as prey or a co-pred.

Imagine that. Two new preds having there first time together at the same time. Hot as Fuck

Get fed and make Vornos

Being pregnant with high end eggs seems like a good excuses for why you shouldn't get splattered just yet if you *do* sign up for vornos after, also pregnant preds are hot and would make for a great seĺling point if we go for vornos at the same time...
Anditwouldbereallyhotifyougotchurnedanywaay

4/4 ??? 2025/05/15(Thu)16:16 No. 1108073 ID: 3f89df
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Then her thoughts went black, as Grey passed out, her legs collapsing, as her body hit the rocky ground hard, then there was silence, except the tweeting of birds in the canopy.

………..

You feel a familiar warm presence smothering you..

[Rush E played from a thousand dog whistles attached to butts]

Everyone come up with weirder cacophonies before Grey is eaten by a roaming monster!

Oh no Gray! Ah we have to get help! Can anyone hear us?

>>1108073
Grey mother?!?

If we cant move her with our cacophony, then we should try to move ourselves and fetch help.
The child that stole our name is an eager vessel but that doesnt mean theyre a viable one.

More noise for the moment, but ready to reach out to a willing or pliable mind.
We cannot become orphans again so swiftly.
We cannot lose her.

...Grey?

2,2 you aren't naked, the church has nothing to complain about.

2 & 2

Bruh, just wrap your blanket around your chest so they don't see your nippies. Use a bit of fairy magic to hold the blanket in place if you have to. It ain't rocket science heavenly wizardry.

Fly high and be "lewd", Miss Binary Choice.

2-2) When you get to the door ask for free clothes and claim the client specifically told you that 'wearing this is part of the package' which you really didn't want to do.

>>1127205
Autumn.
Autumn.
You have to step up.
Spread your wings wide, glow bright and lodge yourself in apricots cleavage.
With the wide wings, youll be her emergency bra!

4/4 Nalthar 2026/05/22(Fri)01:22 No. 1127078 ID: fd169b
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Meanwhile "Have you ever tried making something from scratch?" asked Slime "Not copied but just worked out from basic principles, like pulleys and levers and things. Or not even that simple, but maybe something electronic, but lay out the wires and components yourself. How do you get your designs usually?"

"Just gettem online. Like this RC car." Foreman brought up a model of a car on his screen. "So youse sayin I should take a look inside, see how it tiks?" The model spun around and separated into its component parts.

"Oohhh it looks like a nest!" said one of the ants, looking over the tangled wires on display. "But shouldn't the tunnels at the front and back be connected?"

"Well yeah" said Foreman "They connect at the... battery." a red cursor appeared on screen and circled a battery shaped hole in the design. "There's uh, supposed to be a battery there."

"I think there's supposed to be a motor too." Slime pointed out.

"Well easy, I'll just copy one from this other thing." Foreman added some components to the design and it reassembled into a car. "I'll print it out and it'll be good to go." But as they assembled at the window to watch one of the arms building up the car, as soon as it was done the little vehicle started spinning around until it burst apart.

"What happened? We can't see that far you know?" asked the ants. "It uh, exploded." answered Slime who had been watching with superior slime eyes "Where did you get that motor from?" Foreman chewed over his digital cigar before answering "I figured, a motor's a motor right? So I copied one from a blender. This is trickier than I thought."

Foreman brought the design schematic back up and the ants and Slime crowded arou

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>>1127076
B. We're flush with resources, let's use some!

>>1127077
Tell them you don't know the situation with the ships(we heard they all failed somehow but that contradicts Coordinator not knowing the situation, unless they're in denial?), but you're in a position where you can re-establish contact. Ask where the humans are, and you can try some things.
First option is trying to talk to them over the internet, second would be sending a Slime over on a fast-flying drone. Any supplies can be procured on-site, though maybe some sort of ID would be useful to prove we're working for Librarian.

>>1127078
O! Big snake with lots of little arms! Maybe a few that can extend a bunch for reaching into difficult spots.

>>1127076
E) pretend you can't understand the cat's accent and then proceed to do whatever you want.

>>1127077
You should *not* give the call until you know more information. Also, you should probably tell the librarian it needs to chill. It's been decades or something, and the librarian can wait 30 seconds for the other AI to finish talking.

>>1127078
P) I think a big caterpillar would be fun.

B) Let's try the diplomatic approach with them. But if that doesn't end up working, we should respect their territory and just stay in the park.

We shouldn't call them until you are until you find a medieval suit of armor and use your slim body to control it from the inside. This way, you will be able to at least look human to them.

P) You snail shell at the front as a bumper.

Fight and assimilate! Our slime army need more mass and to grow until all is slime. As for other possible humans, if they are still alive, we need to find a way how attack at least one here. After we eat them and turn him into slime which it can be a spy for us. It would be good to know what humans are up to. On the topic of the small car, you should make a slime copy of it.

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>>1114533
You demonstrate as clearly as you think you can to Sala that you fundamentally weaker than her.

You crouch down and wrap your arms around her knees.

"See? Watch this."

You strain with all your might to budge the troll blooded woman but to no avail. Which would be perfect.

Unfortunately, her stockings prove slicker than you expected and as you straighten your legs and push, instead of remaining immobile, your hands glide up her legs and you end up gripping her backside like someone was going to steal it from you.

Sala is staring straight forwards for what feels like 30 seconds but is probably less than 3. Her head stays forward, but her widened eyes shift down to you.

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Sorry for the delay and weird art. New set up experimentation. I understand if you need to re-read the whole story at this point.

>>1127127
"See? Itd only get more embarrassing from here. Youre a lady. Aint dignified bein lifted in a shortskirt with gams like that."

Gotta make her feel like shes the dame she is pal.
She is, but i guess shes a bit self conscious about being strong. Thinkin its all unfeminine like.
Shes wrong and all, but that aint the kind of baggage you can smoothe talk her into puttin down no matter how gifted your gab.

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(Worry not. Good to see you back. Art still good too.)

Back away slowly, gently dust off her skirt.
Uhhh. Yep. Can't get a good grip. See? Now it's her turn.

>>1127127
gonna need a smoke after that

If you have a raging bonheur at this point, hide it and try to see how she reacts to your hands being where they currently are, because that's potential for plauseable deniability