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1133055 No. 1133055 ID: da477c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Gertrude the Aligator had boarded the helicopter. Begin mission briefing:
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No. 1133218 ID: 70f58a

>>1133214
Get another mask on before you go into the lab.
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No. 1133219 ID: bb0461

go and get a mop and use it to drag the mask back to you without getting in range.
such a silly action should elicit a response from the doctor.
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No. 1133275 ID: d8f522

Call out to the hallway, see if anyone responds on the (presumed) intercom. Don't use dr. Mabels name directly, just call out for 'anyone' as you likely would be in this situation.
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No. 1133283 ID: da477c
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1133283

>Call out to the hallway, see if anyone responds on the (presumed) intercom.
Gertrude: “Is anyone there? Please don’t shoot!”
Silence. The lasers stay aimed at the mask, but nothing fires at it.

>check the lab first and hope that the room has a working phone that would let you call other rooms in the building.
>Get another mask on before you go into the lab.
I mask up again and make my way into lab two-oh-one. I move around carefully and try not to step on any of the broken glass. I see one of the computers is actually still turned on. Thing looks ancient and bulky.

Current User: Ass. Baxter Password: _

Just for the hell of it I try entering in one-two-three-four for the password. It beeps,
INCORRECT PASSWORD. Four Attempts remaining.

So much for that. Guess if I want to snoop around the computer or play minesweeper I’ll have to find his password. Doing another quick sweep around I find a clunky old phone mounted to the wall.

There’s a list of extensions to call, emergency shelter standing out amongst them.
I pick up the phone and go to dial it, but hesitate. If this is the extension to reach Doctor Mabel.

How should I approach the conversation? Why would her new assistant try calling that number? Should I just dial down the list?

I feel like I’m walking on eggshells here and the lack of information I have here isn’t helping.
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No. 1133284 ID: bb0461

You're supposed to report in, but no one is around. There's signs of violence in the hall. Its perfectly natural to be calling to see if someone's in the safe room.
Don't mention that you know who is in saferoom though


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1132546 No. 1132546 ID: c65cd0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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No. 1133212 ID: 75e653

omg they put a hanafuda reference in the video game. they got the moon and the storm and one of the ribbons over there that's awesome
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No. 1133260 ID: 1fbdbe

The Scary Robot Factory games always have loved their card puzzles, getting stale

That's the ESP deck, on the left? I know the square, the star, the circle, and the plus, but don't know the one on top
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No. 1133273 ID: d8f522

Love the spooky ambiance! Who's the mewsic composer for the game? :myaovt_hearts:
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No. 1133281 ID: 5d4092

user:admin
password: 12345 or 94734
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No. 1133282 ID: 70f58a

Oh I figured out what that weird card is on the ESP pile. It's a zener diode symbol. So the username could be Zener! Zener/94734 seems most likely. If I could make out all the tarot cards I'd try to include them since they also correspond to numbers, but nope.


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1114383 No. 1114383 ID: 5f5c2b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You've arrived at Jackson's Launch.

The Light'ning Beanstalk has two carriages. One is still stuck at its upper end, tens of thousands of miles away. The other has been persuaded to descend and disgorge its contents.

3x disabled chainpod, 3x mummified corpse, 1x cryptic journal fragment, and Many Further Questions added to inventory.
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No. 1131367 ID: c8e1d1

>>1130970
>Reiko does a triple check on the systems and ensures Princess Zalkezia can't override her authority.
>rolled 20
The "entertainment console" is Turing-complete, outputs directly to control the food printer as well as some life-support functions, and Zalkezia apparently knows its syntax well enough to attempt arbitrary code execution - or at least has a few useful formulas memorized, given how quickly she convinced it to produce medical supplies.

Food printer seems to have some safeguards - there's a long list of things it'll refuse to synthesize and extrude, among which Reiko spots dimethylmercury as well as the active ingredients of cholera and botulinum - but if it gets a request for something it's physically unable to produce (including living cells, solid metal, explosives, or anything at all that's not roughly the size and shape of a hockey puck), that simply gets passed on to the ship's main molecular loom without so much as an "are you sure?"
Said molecular loom is currently out of commission, but there's no need to leave such a security hole wide open. New standing order means the ship won't fabricate anything until Reiko has either signed off on it, or been out of contact for a hundred hours.

>Then she puts on that frilly maid outfit she was planning to show off to Azure.
>And puts on a comically-serious attempt at negotiations to get Zalkezia to start rambling over the cutie.
>rolled 11
Social engineering failed, but it was a very near thing. Could try again with Effort, or when Malia's more
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No. 1131515 ID: 304c52

rolled 9, 15, 9, 13, 7, 6, 4, 19, 13, 9, 17, 19, 9, 8, 16, 19, 2, 19, 8, 7 = 228

>>1131367
>Once the princess finishes correctly entering that QR code, upper copy starts to churn, swell, feed on itself, and spread across the whole ceiling, eventually stabilizing
Ah, interesting! The ceiling controls more than just the life support settings; complex images can be stored as codes or ciphers, which it can unpack and display. Zalkezia doesn't seem to have seen this before- which raises the question of who (or when) that pattern was stored in those memory-ant like bottles. (Given the princess' understandable lack of trust, probably not worth spending limited goodwill on asking now, though).

>cryptic diagram vaguely similar to the Pioneer plaque. Format of the labels on certain oddly-positioned dots within that diagram has a striking resemblance to certain symbols the University of Doors was using to refer to the "ballast nodes" of Banded Mesa's inaccessible innermost ring.
What does Natalina make of that? Training in history, perception, and/or transdimensional navigation all seem like they could be relevant. Applying Understanding and one level of Intellect Effort. Might also benefit from a modification if any of the NPCs have relevant insight and are willing to help. Also willing to use a book if any are applicable (the autobiography has some connection to cloud giants, or astronomy might be relevant if there's coordinates for the nightcraft). Taking half an hour to improve relations examining a clue seems worth it and relatively safe- and probably buys plenty of time for Cricket and Malia.
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No. 1131527 ID: c8e1d1

>>1131515
> Zalkezia doesn't seem to have seen this before- which raises the question of who (or when) that pattern was stored in those memory-ant like bottles. (Given the princess' understandable lack of trust, probably not worth spending limited goodwill on asking now, though).
>rolled 9
Conveniently, that spills out from subsequent conversation among the princess's followers, without Nat needing to explicitly ask. There's another native sapient species in Branu's Kiss, known as the "saunukar." They're somewhat humanoid - Devyn is said to resemble one - and on much friendlier terms with the humans in general and Zalkezia in particular, presenting her with gifts (including that set of bottles, in this case) as well as a short traditional poem (more like a treasure map, including mention of the Grinder of Infinities, with just enough formal structure to make it easier to remember) whenever she re-appears.
>trained in history
Based on the few fragments you've picked up of each, sounds like Dramath and Saunukar religious traditions might possibly be schisms from a common source, or the result of indoctrination by long-vanished agents of opposing factions in some larger conflict.

Despite being broadly regarded as friendly, or at least less threatening, apparently saunukar hunt, kill, and eat humans on an almost routine basis, while dramath approximately never do? Temptation to pry with follow-up questions is fierce.

>What does Natalina make of that [cryptic diagram]? Training in history, perception, and/or transdimensional navigation all seem like they could be relevant.
Perception woul
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No. 1131581 ID: 101e93

rolled 3, 20, 7, 4, 11, 20, 2, 8, 12, 11, 2, 18, 18, 16, 3, 9, 17, 20, 3, 8 = 212

Reiko does some research, starting with the bottle itself; there are too many fundamental acts of arrogance imposed upon the cosmos to get an accurate reading based on physics extrapolation, but that form of 'liquid map' isn't exactly common. Even the bottle's shape itself seems off, so its style might be from an earlier time period. The datasphere should have some information on when the bottles were popular and among who, and from there Reiko can download a few star maps during those time periods and see which ones almost line up with the map.
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No. 1133280 ID: 55a88a

rolled 9, 13, 5, 2, 19, 9, 15, 9, 7, 11, 4, 17, 15, 19, 12, 8, 7, 13, 2, 11 = 207

TL;DR:
Cricket attempted to arrange a secretive meeting with Malia who, after consulting Davina (but notably, not Malia's own boss) agreed to meet.

Malia finds Cricket Moon in a secluded corner of the ship- the one Malia would have chosen if she were to arrange this type of meeting. After a few security protocols are exchanged, both parties are reasonably sure that if this is some sort of trick, they can get away safely. Cricket Moon lays out their objectives:

1) Resolve the simmering conflict in Branu's Kiss.
2) Safely deflect the threat to the world, before going on whatever grand quest Zalkezia wants.
3) Deal with whoever orchestrated a threat of this level in the first place.

Cricket Moon hopes that, as the princess's council, Malia can help... maneuver her in the right direction. To work towards their first goal, she suggests a temporary alliance. We convince the Dramath to round up the human population of Branu's Kiss, along with their possessions, and deliver it to us under the guise we will use them as barter for a mercenary to disable Branu. We will then leave, and work on reviving the dead Dramath to send back and negotiate further peace terms.

If we can successfully negotiate at least a tenuous peace in the kiss, Cricket assures Malia that Davina will likely be willing to move on and negotiate with Zalkezia more readily, and Paprika will likely be pleased if we can settle the human population somewhere safe for now.

Applying 3 levels of intellect effort to negotiations.


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1111738 No. 1111738 ID: fd169b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Build a destiny for this little slime

SFW
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No. 1133210 ID: 44f73f

A) time to get with the program and evolve.

F) prepare for trouble and make it dubble.

L) first we talk with them and then we put them in the walls.
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No. 1133216 ID: 820744

AGK... world domination is made one sold pumpkin at a time
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No. 1133277 ID: d8f522

>>1133216
The frozen desert shall become Halloween land, with giant pumpkins and 12-50ft tall Costco skeletons (made from biodegradable vegetable matter/slime). Gale shall become the Great Pumpkin and make Linus's faith manifest.
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No. 1133278 ID: d8f522

Ogopogo: Be unprepared for sudden fame in the new oceanic biosphere (slimeosphere?).
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No. 1133279 ID: d8f522

Any issues with the atmosphere that need fixing? Pollution, C02 emission, ozone holes, global warming/thawing/freezing? If slime is transmitted via water, it might eventually condense into rainclouds, so there might be some as high as the atmosphere. Or one could use airplanes to 'seed' slime into clouds of rain, like they do for weather control. Take control of the weather and alter climates!

Slime in the ground/underground might also help with stuff like preventing/lessening earthquakes or other tectonic disasters (like a volcano eruption).


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1111439 No. 1111439 ID: 546545 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

YOU are a GHOST.

dark content/horror potential. generally unserious
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No. 1133270 ID: 94e2ef

If your ghost rules allow for it, float through the wall (or poke only your head/eyes through, if you can) and just look who's behind the door.

Let Sylven call / open if they're acting normal, but have pepper spray ready in case they get hostile. Or you can prepare some ghost telekinesis (e.g. a blanket over his head) to chase him away with if he's clearly getting hostile.

They might be interested in getting a psychic reading or to genuinely meet his new neighbors - after all, she does advertise as one.

The other possibility is they noticed the follow on binsta and are suspicious of it.

If it is Jason, we could have Miss Sylven play out her psychic cards flat out to unnerve him. Knowing his name in advance and some of his details, pretending she was expecting him, to show off she's the real deal. And then ask if he wants a psychic reading/romantic advice, or is just there to introduce himself as a new neighbor.

For yourself, it might be wise to hide in/as an object - maybe he's able to actually see you. Or you could be brazen about it and see if he is distracted by your presence while talking to miss Sylven.
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No. 1133271 ID: 94e2ef

Side question: If the tenant leaves the apartment indirectly due to your activities (e.g. gets reported by another tenant for criminal activities and gets arrested/evicted) or abandons the apartment for reasons unrelated to haunting, is that a failure for you or a success by technicality?
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No. 1133272 ID: 94e2ef

Hmm, a potential way to scare Jason comes to mind. If they're a creepy, stalky type of person, make it seem like the target of his obsession is hunted (or protected) by something much worse/more powerful than him.

E.g. a haunting that makes it seem like a demonic entity already has claim to them (and don't want a mortal taking their prey), or a biblically accurate angel is actively protecting and watching them.

So you could, say replace all their photos on their photo wall with a cryptic 'They are mine' message. Or put a bunch of eye drawings in their place.

Another possibilty to scare them could be faking a message from the manager that their rent is overdue/the payment did not process, making them panic and flee the apartment due to thinking they voided their contract.
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No. 1133274 ID: d8f522

Since you are paper thin, you can technically apply yourself like wallpaper to the outer wall of the apartment without leaving the apartment complex. That might let you look outside.
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No. 1133276 ID: 6ed6c0

>>1133272
What every human is scared of is guns. So you can just imitate the sound of shots being fired to scare him off or to see if he is not afraid of dying.


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1108603 No. 1108603 ID: 39a511 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

(discussion thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/143911.html)

i. i only just noticed.

the bus was supposed to be here 20 minutes ago.

the morning traffic of cars has passed.
realizing that,
everything suddenly feels colder.

why do i feel so afraid
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No. 1133247 ID: b4c241

>>1133245
Ah, I think I get it now. She's partially nonverbal and she was feeling nervous because you were drawing attention to her. I guess she's fine.

Now that we can communicate, would she be able to draw us a picture of the squirrel she saw?
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No. 1133248 ID: e10e63

>>1133243
Maya I think she just has social anxiety. Ask themif theyd like to be your friend and if holding her tummy soothes them or bothers them
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No. 1133261 ID: f1106e

on their notebook, that flag..... maya, that is a They/Them Nonbinary flag. this is a They/Them Beartilda!!!

Please explain to the They/Them Beartilda that this squirrel business is very important to you, and they are your only lead right now.
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No. 1133265 ID: f2320a

>>1133247
Grabbed by the Pussy has that effect on people just look at J-Dawg our D-Dog
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No. 1133269 ID: 94e2ef

What is so surprising about Beartilda?

Anywho, respect the pride flag. And assume they're a non-verbal, socially anxious mess. Not unlike yourself at times.


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1122651 No. 1122651 ID: d10be1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Adult content 18+

First thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/860238.html
Previous thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1101551.html
Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Moot_Point
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No. 1133257 ID: 83cc5b

Why don't you mix it up? Shuffle yourselves about so everyone forgets which are the dopplegangers and which are the real ones, then randomly pick partners and try to figure it out. It'll help train the disguises and it'll also help train identifying fakes, both useful skills to have.
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No. 1133259 ID: bb0461

>>1133257
this
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No. 1133266 ID: 94e2ef

>>1133257
Gabe/Gaybe and Kol/Cole are easy to discern as they lack an earring and fang-necklace, they need to add those to their glamours. Unless they can't for some reason - are magic items another glamour weakness? In which case the originals need to take those off.
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No. 1133267 ID: 94e2ef

Cole: Show off your beetle strength by climaxing hard enough for Kol and Caleb to rocket off of your dick.
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No. 1133268 ID: 94e2ef

>>1133257
This, plus a bit of non-glamour sex, to see what they're like without glamours. While imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, they all have different/adorkable traits and personalities when unmasked and those deserve love too.


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1131763 No. 1131763 ID: 330254 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Another chapter in our wholesome slice-of-life for the Yamelle-Damas.

What Happens? It’s The Sims! But with chupians. No plot, just living it. You’re all probably here for some lore! A very simple family quest.
NSFW for bathhouse nudity and potential lewds.

Previous Episode: >>1114153
Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Damaquest
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No. 1133086 ID: 70da3f

King *Del
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No. 1133088 ID: 9c795f

Lam shoots down Aytem’s weird petition by daring him that he has to go first on the new dress code if it passes. That should make him lose his nerve and shut him up.

Vikta does not partake in this silly game, he is too focused on investigating the room, and looking for a way to get higher up the temple. Maybe if he can find an attic door in the ceiling, they’ll be able to find a good hiding place if the parents start looking for them. He’s got that heart of a curious investigator even at this young age.
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No. 1133143 ID: f0cd57

>>1133063

... wait, why would they even have eunuchs in the first place? Like, how is that even helpful?

This is something Very Important for our suppsoed Great Leader to explain to the masses (and for Del to show them who the real Great Leader is by knowing some stuff).
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No. 1133153 ID: da477c

>>1133085
This, cause some ruckus and show this false prophet who the real leader around here is!
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No. 1133173 ID: 65cec3

>>1133153
While another kid shouts SCHISM SCHISM SCHISM in the same way as they would fight fight fight.


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1081887 No. 1081887 ID: df47b5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

We have something on the order of a week until this possible patron for my dungeon arrives for his tour, but we're making steady progress.

https://questden.org/wiki/Dungeoneer
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No. 1130414 ID: 2f01aa

>>1130336
can we not

seriously, can we stop sexually harassing the protagonist
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No. 1130416 ID: 70f58a

>>1130414
The topic of sex already came up, dumbass.

>>1130303
How does the resurrection matrix work, if it's not necromancy?
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No. 1130418 ID: 2f01aa

>>1130416
Yeah, and she has made it increasingly clear each time she doesn't like it.
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No. 1131177 ID: 70f58a

>>1130336
I'll take this back and would delete it if I could, as I thought of a better suggestion but it doesn't really make sense along with that one:

>HOW DO YOU THINK A DUNGEON WOULD GET LAID?!
That reminds me, I don't think you've told us the origin of dungeons and their spread. Was every existing dungeon crafted via magical means, were they spontaneously spawned during the world's creation, or do they have some form of reproduction? Dungeons can't move on their own, so it's hard to imagine how it's possible, asexual or not. Unless... the Dungeon Game is part of the process, and adventurers work as pollinators of a sort? Plus the new core has to be moved to a new location so you don't have an overlapping dungeon layout... I'd guess the denizens would be responsible for that.
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No. 1133159 ID: c8e1d1

> Star Spilling Gaze: Stargazer can gradually infuse some of her essence into inanimate objects or especially weak willed or subservient creatures.

Could that be used to stabilize Worst Slime?


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1111305 No. 1111305 ID: 681cb5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

A Kobolds adventure to become the mightiest of wizards!
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No. 1133069 ID: 5123fc

Compliment the Maiden on her strength. The axe must be very heavy if it's made of pure gold! And also is probably bad for cutting trees with because gold is soft.
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No. 1133070 ID: 5123fc

Ask if Maiden is a wizard to teach Grem wizardry.
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No. 1133080 ID: 436425

Ask her if she needs a better home that isn’t a puddle, like a pond or something
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No. 1133096 ID: 1c32aa

Ask if she knows Merman. She seems like a lady he would like, big and underwater!

Say you dropped a vintage, worn axe, and need it as gift to woodsie friend.
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No. 1133154 ID: da477c

No! Grem's Axe was a certified GREM BATTLE WORN vintage axe. Screen used in the GREM movie, during scene twenty-six.

However it was missing the GREM certificate of GREMticity.


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1127850 No. 1127850 ID: ce8213 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

The stage is set. The curtain rises on Temerity's third day in House Cadvere.

first chapter: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1080954.html
previous chapter: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1104505.html
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No. 1132895 ID: 502ee5

seems legit
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No. 1132899 ID: c92a59

Welp, now we know that the master is a weird pervert or just what kind of books they're inspired by.

Clearly this Stoat is meant to be a femme fatale that 'seduces' you. So how do we deal with this?

1) We fully play along the 'seduction' act and suffer the indignity/horror of pretending to have romantic feelings for a cadaver, or otherwise having a 'romance subplot' with them. Which could lead into further trouble if Pietro or another one of her 'lovers' catches you flirting. Probably the worst play.

2) We continue being a chivalrous/non-adulterous gentleman towards their sultry advances. Maybe play at being utterly clueless on her flirting (seem utterly naive or dumb about it), being religious (marriage only), preferring mice, or be reluctant to her praises but ultimately/dramatically (ham up the act) insisting on your heart being already claimed by another. This risks pissing her off anyway of course if she is a plain bitch, or she might be 'inspired' by your faithfulness.

3) Lisel intervenes and claims you as her lover 'officially'. Ideally you two being romance partners (in act or otherwise) should be kept a secret (if it wasn't deduced already), otherwise Lisel gets a target painted on her back. But it might be the best way to fend off a 'sultry dame' if your actual beloved is here to help play at your chivalry, and Lisel plays up her feminine charm / femme fatale traits herself. Maybe even pretend she is the one who has you hopelessly smitten / on a leash.

Whatever you do, you can't call her out as a harlot or similar insults, or reject her bluntly/rudely. Well, maybe Lisel can (ladies tend to fight with words sharper than swords), but its risky. Maintain respect and appreciate her... Beauty.
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No. 1132903 ID: 70f58a

Try playing oblivious for a bit and see how that goes. Then maybe try humility and flattery, saying how you're not worthy of the affections of such a beautiful maiden. Regardless it's quite clear you're not up to any physical action so she'll probably only want kisses anyway. That's worth doing for safety's sake if it comes to it.
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No. 1133009 ID: 4d139a

This is so messed up on so many levels. Play dumb like you do not get that she is sending you signals—the whole plausible deniability tactic.
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No. 1133152 ID: da477c

>>1132899
Kind of like second idea here a bit. Could even get Brother Juan to join our aid and play it up a little. Have him try to protect us from her temptations!


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1106637 No. 1106637 ID: 3f89df hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

A Traditional Quest that is based heavily on the TTPRG: Root RPG, based on the Root Board Game, Every single faction from the board game will be in this world. However, some may have a lesser presence than others.
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1133033

“So, about the major players in Ashbrook: Eyriee, Marquise, Woodland, Underground Duchy? What’s your personal stance on them?”

Sam gives me a look as if he’s expecting something in return for what he’s about to say.

“Well.. Personally, I’d say that the Woodland is the most mortally right. Sure, they may be comprised of mostly denizens and lack initiative, but they do truly look at local issues and try the best they can to compromise on that subject.”

“Marquise, Mmm, they're pretty tricky; On one hand, quite tricky, they are the most stable, but it’s run by a multi-continent spanning empire that sees us as a means to an end.”

“Eyriee..” He looks at me with a curious glance, as if he’s expecting some sort of reaction for what he’s going to say.
“Eyriee are outdated, old, and still have the moral character of multiple rich posh nobles fighting over whether who get’s the biggest slice of cake, while having the privilege to eat cake.”
I wish to say something, but I keep my lib shut, he continues.

“And the Duchy? It’s not really a name I’ve heard of, besides some traders, and friends talk about them, but I’ve never met them in the flesh.”

“And you?”
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1133034

We nod, stopping right there, but we give each other smaller, more generalized snippets of information while on the road, hoping to inspire some semblance of curiosity in the other and extract it for future favors.

We eventually reach the inn where we once met. I quickly go to the innkeeper and finish renting my room; Sam does the same, and we both go into our separate rooms to prepare for exploring the town. I switched from my dress to another, less intense tunic, mainly to appear a bit less luxurious, and if I wish.. I can dance with it later.
Also I'd be better in case we get into any kind of trouble, as I step out of the inn and into the sun-light, It feels a bit nice to not have the expectations of political intrigue, so close to my mind, even if it’s for this evening.

Sam follows me closely to the side, before smiling, and saying with an joking edge:

“Allright, Oh Duchy Kumi of Rooflandia, you have won the grand prize of a detailed tour of your choice of location within bloom-heaven. led by yours, truly!”

“You sound like a jester, cut it out.”

“Yeah, but I can see the little smirk on your face, telling me that your enjoying this.”

My body betrays my mind it seems.

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No. 1133087 ID: 3ca904

>Gosh darn it, did he tell you guys this just so I would blush?

Yeah. Sorry LOOOL. We didn't have to tell you though, imagine most of us wanted to see you blush.

You're both confident you could beat the other it seems. Maybe you should find out in the competitive fields.
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No. 1133091 ID: bb0461

field could be good, get the measure of each other.
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No. 1133151 ID: da477c

The underground ring sounds like it could be interesting. Perhaps there's even some higher ranking folk or even members of nobility attending. Fights like that might be ripe with gambling opportunities, which in turn could be some good blackmail for any noteworthy folk there.


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1084876 No. 1084876 ID: 0d1c28 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Quest will contain violence and possibly nudity

This quest is themed as schlock slasher film featuring OWO characters.
as a movie no character deaths will be permanent nor effect other OWO projects

All suggestions should have 2 parts
1)name characters and what they should do (E.G. Trisha should go to the vending machine for a Soda)
2)Name some event that happens (E.G. thunder strikes and she drops her change in a drain)

Quest objectives:
Brett wants to be a spirit of vengeance
Trisha wants their sponsor "Chickadee Red Soda" to get their money's worth
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The thumping stops as Brett looking into the empty living room

Brett: "Hello? Kim, Dean? where are you guys?"

A shadow emerges behind Brett
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No. 1133116 ID: 101e93

And he suplexes Brett to death!
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No. 1133139 ID: bb0461

This seems like time for a monster attack.

maybe with Kim and Dean having been hiding behind the sofa, so then all three have to run through the house.
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No. 1133142 ID: e96641

>>1133116
This
we don't even know if Brett is dead or not after the attack (he's not dead, don't worry. he's the main character!) and we don't know who attacked him. All we know is he got suplexed on the stairs in the shadows of the basement, and the sillouette locks the basement door. the camera doesn't follow Brett in. only on the door.

scene changes to Kim, and Dean. There's a knocking on the front door.
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No. 1133144 ID: 8d91b3

>>1133142
Suplex and drama!


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1133123 No. 1133123 ID: 5046be hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Urist Goldsmith, Dwarven Monster Hunter.

Your Grandfather, Dad Goldsmith, has gone missing and has been accused of being a Vampyre. This has cast a dark light over your whole clan, and as Dad's closest direct relative, your dad has delegated the Responsibility to you. (You do not have a child to delegate the responsability to, sadly)

That responsibility being an independent investigation into what happened to Dad, and to do something about it.

To make matters worse, the accusations are being leveled by your sworn enemies, the Silvermaker Clan, and the Mayor is taking these accusations very seriously, against your Clans wishes.

All official funding and work being provided to the Goldsmith Clan are being suspended until a method to test for Vampyrism can be found by the Church. And as a result all private funding and work is being pulled aswell, out of fear.

You're standing in your bedroom, a rare luxury for dwarves in this fortress, with rough natural stone walls and floor. You have a Chert Stone Bed, and a Magnetite Chest full of spare clothes.

You're wearing a Candle Helmet made of a Gold Alloy, Fine Pig Tail Cloths, and a Llama Leather Backpack.

In your Backpack, you have an Iron Crossbow (Loaded), 2 Steel Bolts, a Marble Rosary, 2 Candles, and a Novelty Lighter.

Your Backpack is full.
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No. 1133131 ID: 7c0da2

Try engraving a slab to their memory to see if they're dead and how.
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No. 1133132 ID: c8d1c8

#1 rule of being a Dwarf: You need alcohol to get through the working day.

Make a beeline (or whatever path your permissions allow) for the fortress tavern and get a drink!
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No. 1133133 ID: c8d1c8

Mentally examine your skills (or engrave it, if its easier). Have you made an artifact, or otherwise undergone a Strange Mood?
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No. 1133134 ID: 170e8e

time to make a mental check of everything we have.
Beard? check.
reliable weapon, preferably an axe? check.
First ale of the day? no. Thus that is our first priority before we clear the family name.
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To think such opulence as this room could fall in the hands of the Silvermaker clan is infuriating.

Do we have anyone we can trust if we leave the fortress to pursue this investigation?
We don't have a child but is there someone else?


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1044452 No. 1044452 ID: ab70bc hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Early autumn is pleasant in Cedar Ridge. Summer's hottest days are behind you and the shade of the Douglas fir trees that blanket the town keep the underbrush cool.

North of the lake that divides the town are sets of woods. Interrupted only by mud roads and storm drains that rarely see use outside of the rainy season. This grove is only a mile from the town's one high school. Frequented by teens and alcoholics alike for bonfire parties that leaves the smell of ash in the air. This far east into Oregon the breeze is warm and sluggish, trapped in by mountain ranges.

From where you stand you can hear when the occasional truck passes through Cedar Ridge's main road. Barely. It helps you keep your facing when you're unsure which way is home.

You are in the north in the outskirts of town.
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No. 1132991 ID: f8626a

Heck yeah, unlimited food budget. This means we can afford the 50c fee to call Avery over for lunch, and make this a three-way discussion on what Mina saw while in a cozy, safe environment and comfort foods.

From there we form a three-person ghost/kidnapper hunting team.

Ask Mina if she knows of any Hollowers or is related to any Draculas. She certainly needs a badass stylish red coat/cloak as well if she's going to be your future sidekick, put that in the 'future investments' department.
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No. 1132992 ID: f8626a

>>1132981
This assumes Mina isn't already part of Debra's rodent polycule. In which case, orgy/threesome baby!
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No. 1133035 ID: ac6c47

Gas station food, huh. They have any meat sticks? Some sort of packaged crap that would fill you up. Chips? No... granola bars? Protein bars, maybe? They don't have one of those hot dog warming racks, do they?

Regardless it's gas station food, so make sure you have some water to go with it!
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No. 1133076 ID: a1326b

>>1132972
Lets get inside and get fed.
Ae can call avery after our need for sustenance has been met.
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No. 1133094 ID: 72d848

Nachos at the gas station! Extra cheese! Would you like some chips with your cheese level of extra


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1122555 No. 1122555 ID: 89ca74 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Dear mom, hello mother, Hey mom, no fuck why is this so hard Dear mom,

Happy birthday! You know, if you'd be here, you'd be 26 again? We're on a 24 month cycle out here.
Dad is doing well. His work with the provisional government has netted us a nice place closer to where he works. It's still 3 hours from here to there though. At least it's not 4 anymore, right? Bright side of things like you always said.
I'm doing fine. I'm about to start my Transitory semester. Wait. Right, that's something we only have up here. So yeah, because of the 24 month cycle, the campus has this extra semester in summer to prep us for the change in setting and difficulty between Entrance year and Freshman year. I dunno what change is setting means, it's still the same campus, but that's what it says in the handbook. I'll write again when I have time, but things are gonna get busy.
I miss you mom. Happy birthday again.


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No. 1132919 ID: 2d0b32

>You're kind of stupid aren't ya?
lolol. I guess ask what you're missing.
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No. 1132924 ID: 0404f2

what do you think your kids would look like between you and her?
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No. 1132938 ID: 5dbf00

sharing an egg is probably either a taboo or romantically significant in bird culture, so she's either mad because you said something really rude, or she's mad because she has a mad crush on you
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No. 1132953 ID: 56db77

>>1132884
>"Human kid. You're kind of stupid aren't ya?"

Ok directly ask wtf they mean by this
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No. 1133077 ID: a1326b

Dude.
She likes you.

>>1132882
And you had your hand on her butt.
This may be the reason.

Shes cute.
You like her as a friend already
But think seriously about if she could be more to you dude.


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1111397 No. 1111397 ID: b6ea64 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Lana and Kaari are back for another adventure!

Previous Chapters:
https://questden.org/wiki/Behind_Closed_Bars
https://questden.org/wiki/Life_After_Bars
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No. 1132988 ID: f8626a

>>1132984
Not sure how infestations are handled in the US, but yeah, if there is a Typhus-causing bug infestation in the building, the landlord might have to flat out fumigate the place. This would mean Kaari has no apartment until the infestation is cleared, though.

There's also the fact that the flea infestation was directly caused by the water being shut off, which is either the fault of the landlord (i.e. they can't blame Kaari for being unable to do basic hygiene), or the water company doing it on their own without the landlords input (which is probably something they can bitch about to the water company instead of Kaari).

There's also the third conspiratorial possibility of the criminals having access to the water valves somehow, and Kaari's lack of water is purposeful sabotage rather than the landlord or water company's doing.

Either way, worth asking a professional about the process / how a biohazard apartment is generally handled, legally or otherwise.

Also worth asking how transmissive they are (in case they start to infest Lana's apartment).
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No. 1132989 ID: f8626a

Asking about preventative measures maybe. Of the 'I don't have much money' and 'I don't have access to water' kind?
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No. 1133007 ID: 20cc84

Ask for flea suit of your own
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No. 1133011 ID: 502ee5

No thanks I'm good Doctor Flesh!
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No. 1133074 ID: a1326b

>>1132980
Hey.
If they cant tell you anything
What about conveying a message?
Tell them youre here.
Youre worried.

Is shes conscious, she'll add you to the list.
If she isnt, at least shell know you're asking after her


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934998 No. 934998 ID: 8275cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

The Fall of Astramar
"The Alliance saw their doom Looking upon Jucha, but like the light of a distant star their damnation had come long before" --Balren the storyteller

follows the events of crash quest and command quest,it is recommended to read these first
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Crash_Quest
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Command_Quest
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He's hiding stuff from me "degenerative?, degenerative how?

Fuze shifts uncomfortably "Well it's a little complicated, perhaps now isn't the best time to discuss it..."

He's not wrong, "Fine we'll talk later then, I need to get to the bridge."

Sout readies his rifle "Anything else you need before we go Oken?"

I think about it, is there anything else I need?
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No. 1133012 ID: 502ee5

Degenerate battle frenzy I think that's laying waste to your enemies but you also take off your clothes.

Anyway what's in between you and the control room?
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No. 1133013 ID: bb0461

stimulants or something to keep you going
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No. 1133017 ID: 101e93

Tell Fuze if you die, you still want his babies, so get genetic engineering to cook something up.
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No. 1133073 ID: a1326b

>>1133013
This if its quick to get, otherwisebits time to move.


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1120659 No. 1120659 ID: 9db031 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Welcome to Skunk ’98, the 98th game in the award winning Skunk Video Game ™ series.
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Of course spinach and corn!
It's efficient and delicious!

Now enough dilli-dallying, time to coordinate with the royal tailor to perfectly clean this royal dress!
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>Spinach and corn seem reasonable.
>can't beat that value on the corn
>Of course spinach and corn!
You grumble a bit to yourself. Alas, you’ll have to do without broccoli tonight. Pointing at the corn and spinach, you pull out a gold coin and ask if Marten if he minds breaking change.

Marten: “Oh so well off he can’t even carry around enough copper. Maybe I should just charge you a full piece of gold if that’s the case.”

>If he's being weird about it, I suppose we can keep an ear out for any other news and rumors about the Hatchets and Bushlows
It seems you will. You scoff and the absurdity of this. You’ve done no wrong to him and this nonsense is making you consider talking with the head of the Bushlows about it.

Marten: “Ah by all means, feel free ta. Take your food and change, and run off.”

You grumble and gathering everything up. You’ll be sure to discuss this matter with Mister Bushlow later on. For now though, you must rush over to Malcolm’s shop!
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As you enter his shop, the pungent odor of raw fish fills the room. It’s bad enough to make you cough and gag a bit.

Malcolm: “Ah just in time Eugene! Hurry over to the wash tub and get cleaning. The otter knight’s just put in a huge order for shark attractant! Those gluttonous sardine cans dare to tempt fate and bring home a most dangerous meal.”

Your muzzle scrunches up in disgust, forcing you to cover your nose even! You ask Malcolm how he can stand such a foul scent permeating through the shop.

Malcolm: “You get used to it with time. Now quit the bellyaching and start scrubbing those vials as we agreed. Surely this isn’t more vile than your own spray?”

You try to joke, saying your spray is a smell you’ve gotten used to over time as well. You then ask if the stain remover has been taken care of?

Malcolm: “Eugene, of course I took care of your stain remover. You did pay for top priority after all. Now enough flapping of the gums. I need those vials cleaned, all of them!”

You sigh and turn around. Looking at the pile of dirty vials, it dawns upon you that this might not be a simple quick wash, rinse, and dry. There’s a massive pile them! It’s going to be quite the time investment to handle this job.

Do you:

>Back out of the deal and apologize, let Malcolm keep your full payment for top priority
>Apologize and offer to help wash about half of them, explain time is short.
>Steel yourself and conquer the mountain of dirty glass! No garment nor glass will be spared the wrath of your sudsy cleaning skills
>Offer to prepare the fish instead and put Malcolm on cleaning duty instead
>Something else?
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No. 1133023 ID: 9b0252

Something Else: Ask to borrow their vial holders. Fill the tub with soapy water and carefully dunk the vials in batches using their vial holders. Fashion a sponge-on-a-stick to give the interiors an extra do-over.

Perhaps you will be inspired to create a tool for such washing, or a machine even.

Also, get a clothes pin for your assaulted nostrils.
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No. 1133036 ID: bb0461

>>1133023
that could work

but if not then just do the job right


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1117711 No. 1117711 ID: 127310 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

‘Pataphysics A, High Level
Unit 1: In the Dark

A quest about knowledge and the knower. And knowledge that knows.

A quest about spurious connections and a refusal to reason.
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>Something to match her Will. A really high self-esteem! Group hug!

Sam is not big on hugs. Much less group hugs. She would hug Uberto if he would otherwise die, but she’d prefer to avoid being placed in that situation.

>Can you recall any tricks related to maximising one's Will in any given moment? There have to have been extensive studies on the matter

Sam is unfortunately not well versed in studies on Will, but has some rudimentary understanding of its relationship with the natural sciences. When exercised by entities such as the Crown, it behaves in a manner consistent with the relevant law or tradition. When exercised by individuals, its effects are maddeningly unpredictable. Some scientists have taken to calling it the ‘subjective force’, liable to distort the ‘objective’ physical forces if not accounted for. The only sure thing is that a greater number of people causes more distortion.

SAM: “Is there any way for us to increase our collective Will?”

UBERTO: ”Good idea, Sam. We should all stay close when Hella arrives. We can huddle together if she gives us too much trouble.”

MARY: “Mary always says she thinks of her family when things get tough. I usually try to picture my next hot meal. I think it helps.”

Sam thinks of her mother. Nothing happens. Perhaps she needs to be in imminent danger for it to work. Or, perhaps she should think of something else.
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1133000

Suddenly, the Jurist’s eye flashes a bright violet.

McGREGOR J: "Ah. It would appear that this place had been chanced upon some years ago by the previous Black Pheon Jurist, Justice Birdwood. Her obiter applies here. ‘One should not remain in the forest for any longer than necessary, lest it awake. Such would be disadvantageous.’”

UBERTO: ”Oh, has anybody been keeping track of time?”

SAM: “Awake?”

Suddenly, the group can feel tremors deep below their feet.

On the nearby trees, several curved eyes open and begin to flick over the four. Sam’s stomach drops.
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No. 1133016 ID: 70f58a

>>1132997
Oh I forgot we had a bear trap. The snare trap might do ok if she can't teleport out of it.

>>1133000
This cipher is difficult. It doesn't seem to be vigenere since dcode can't autosolve it(but dcode says that's the most likely cipher!) and it's definitely not a simple substitution since quipqiup outputs garbage. Looks like there's a hint, but it's just (key)XVI. What does the 16 refer to? Who knows.

Well, despite the forest being awake, I think we should just continue with the ambush. If the forest attacks somehow then our foe will also have to defend herself, giving us more of an opening to take her down.
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No. 1133018 ID: 70f58a

Oh here's the ciphertext to save time for anyone who wants to give it a shot: Z AZQLC CS UTUJ BPVFR CZYC BCGPXY HQGP KGI MI EWWF WGL EPYX GMI ZV LCCGPXY EPZVW HW MYE DBR BKBEP TSM LEJ GWJHPP RVFZ HSLGIC PZKSF GHB GMMC ETGS
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No. 1133026 ID: bb0461

well you can't back down now, can you?


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