At least she can swim really well. Except the water in the ski simulation is all frozen up in the form of snow. Oh well. I'm sure she would have a lot of fun if the temperature was a little bit






hotter

STOP THIS IS PAINFUL

1/2 Buckwheat 2023/11/04(Sat)21:42 No. 1076478 ID: 15a025
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>well then maybe we otter do something about it.
>It's an otter catastrophe.
>How otterly humiliating.
>Wotter we gonna do if she can't change back?

Grace: “STOP IT FLYNN! I DON’T WANNA BE STUCK AS AN AH-AH-OTTER!”

2/2 Buckwheat 2023/11/04(Sat)21:45 No. 1076479 ID: 15a025
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>We also need to figure out why you keep having gaps in your memory. Tell her about the gaps to see if they sound familiar to her.
Grace: “Usually, I think anyway… Weird memory gaps only pop up when you regain some memories from the past sessions. It’s like you can remember a part of another past, but just a little snippet. I’ve never experienced something like that in a present experience.”

>Go see HR.
>Tell her you will try to get it fixed like you are trying to fix the other stuff.
>...maybe Human Resources can help
>Plus we still need to return the keys
Hm, that is right. You suggest going to see HR.

Grace: “I can’t go out looking like, like this!”

You ask why not? She just gives you a look.

Grace: “Uh, I can’t go around looking so otterly unfashionable! I’ll be the joke of the office!”

You try to cheer her up a bit, she doesn’t look that bad as an otter.

Grace: “Ahh, thanks Flynn. But no, really. I look and sound like the guy who wanted to destroy us. I don’t feel safe walking around looking like this.”

Yeah…that might be a more tough one to explain to your coworkers. Especially if they're not in the know on what's happening around here.
You could either leave Grace here for now, or maybe there’s something you can do to change up her outfit? Something that doesn't say "Look out! It's that otter!!!"

Well, where are we? Maybe we can get her some clothes? Or she can take off that tie? Swap shirts with you maybe?

Lend her our antlers. Nobody would suspect she was an otter then.

wait

OK OK I got it. Take the clothes off of Grace's dead body, wearing those they'll think she's

wait

Do we still have our safety helmet we can give her to hide those otter ears?

Hmm I don't suppose we could do some digital weirdness and give Grace a copy of our body?

1/2 Buckwheat 2023/11/05(Sun)16:31 No. 1076549 ID: 15a025
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>Lend her our antlers. Nobody would suspect she was an otter then.
Unfortunately, your antlers are firmly planted in your head. Unless you were to saw them off and make her a headband, they’re stuck on you for now.

>Well, where are we?
Hard to see, but it seems your in the little lunch room you were in earlier.

>I got it. Take the clothes off of Grace's dead body, wearing those they'll think she's
>wait
Just a dusty pile of one’s and zero’s were her old body once stayed sadly.

>she can take off that tie? Swap shirts with you maybe?
Hm, that might work? Oh wait, your clothes aren’t going to fit her, she’s much smaller than you now. You still have her take the tie off though.

>Do we still have our safety helmet we can give her to hide those otter ears?
As a matter of fact, you do! You equip her with your make shift helmet. Ears now hidden.

Otter Grace: “Hm, I feel a little silly, but maybe this should be good enough. I guess for now we can just say I’m a new construction guy?”

2/2 Buckwheat 2023/11/05(Sun)16:33 No. 1076550 ID: 15a025
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With the makeshift disguise in place, you head over to helpful resources undisturbed.

HR Manager: “Here to finally return my keys?”

You return them to her. She sighs with relief and then squints at Otter Grace.

HR Manager: ”Is that…? Flynn who is that with you?”

How will you explain things to the HR Manager?

>>1076550
Tell her you have eliminated an intruder, but not before he swapped bodies with Grace. Is there any way they can restore a backup of her body or something?

Waaaaaaait a minute:

>>1072729
>It is your first day after all, and you haven’t introduced yourself to anyone yet.

>>1076550
>HR Manager: ”Is that…? Flynn who is that with you?”

we never told anyone, including the HR Manager our name, except to Grace.... How did she know our name was Flynn?

>>1076556
It's true!

Punch the impostor and make her switch bodies with Grace.

> leave it to Beaver!

Whatever we do, resist the urge to trade otter puns with her. Resist. Just calmly and collectedly tell her what's the motter.

>>1076556
HR usually knows who's who because they're the ones that usually have a say, if not the final say, on who's hired or fired. That said, no harm in bluffing and seeing if they know that fact or not.

Buckwheat 2023/12/16(Sat)22:31 No. 1079385 ID: 15a025
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>we never told anyone, including the HR Manager our name, except to Grace.... How did she know our name was Flynn?
>HR usually knows who's who because they're the ones that usually have a say, if not the final say, on who's hired or fired.

You would think she’d know your name? No harm in testing her though. You ask her how she knows your name, having not properly introduced yourself yet.

HR Manager: “I’d be a pretty bad manager if I didn’t know our employees names.”
She lets out a little chuckle.
HR Manager: “I should introduce myself more properly though, since you brought it up. The name’s Beaverly.”

Part of you groans internally hearing another corny pun.
>Tell her you have eliminated an intruder, but not before he swapped bodies with Grace. Is there any way they can restore a backup of her body or something?
You try your best to explain you gave the boot to an intruder, but he pulled off some weird body swap with Grace. You need help getting her back to normal.

Beaverly: “You know, with how screwy things have been here today, I almost believe it. How can you be sure that’s really Grace trapped inside some otter’s body though?”

Grace: “Well I know about the secret investor pizza party.”

Beaverly: “Well if this ain’t a beaver damn of a situation.”
She pauses for a moment.
Beaverly: “Alright, the best I can do to help is going into the employee records. I need you to gather up anything you can find that resembles Grace’s actual body. Clothing, fur, socks, shoes, the whole works. Got it?”

You’re a little confused on how she plans to use all of that to help, but it’s the best lead you’ve got for now. Where are you going to search around first?

>>1079385
Erm, what about pictures? Her employee of the month picture would be a great help.

>>1079385

Defragmentation? Anyway she should be able to safely go to her office now and can hide work in there. She might have some personal affects there. Does she even... have an apartment? I'm afraid her old body's clothes might have been the only clothes Grace owned.

>>1079389

We accidentally shredded that along with those silly cat pictures a while ago.

DNA samples maybe? Grab her coffee cup.

Buckwheat 2024/02/04(Sun)15:18 No. 1082484 ID: 15a025
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>Anyway she should be able to safely go to her office now and can hide work in there.
Well, if there was anything of hers left, it probably would be in her office. Maybe getting back to work will help keep her mind off this…new situation.

Otter Grace: “Quick, check my closet Flynn!”

A closet in an office room?
You open it up to find a wide wardrobe of the exact same outfits. You ask what’s up with that?

Otter Grace: “You have no idea how many times I’ve spilt coffee on my myself. There’s keyboards and mice up above too.”
Luckily the file didn’t share a similar fate.

>DNA samples maybe? Grab her coffee cup.
Speaking off coffee. Maybe you should bring take her coffee cup to? Just incase.

You’ve got her clothing figured out at least. Now, how to go about finding some of her fur?

>>1082484
Comb? Her chair? The floor of the office?

Check the floor of the closet, some may have shaken loose when she changed clothes.

Maybe there'll be fur on something she rubs against herself a lot.

Like her headset!

>>1082509
thats actually a great idea

Check inside the keyboards.
There is always hair inside the keyboards.

1/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:27 No. 1083247 ID: 15a025
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>Maybe there'll be fur on something she rubs against herself a lot. Like her headset!
She takes off her head set and looks at it for a moment. Hm, is it really a headset though when it’s resting on your ear?

Otter Grace: “Ew! Gross. Uh, no. I wish my fur was on this instead. I need to find something to clean this off with.”

>Check inside the keyboards. There is always hair inside the keyboards.
You flip over her keyboard and give it a good shake

Eugh! Either she sheds a lot or doesn’t clean out her keyboard.

Otter Grace: “Oh! Hm, maybe that’s why I have to press down harder on some of the keys.”

To make it easier to carry, you collect all her fur into the empty coffee cup.

2/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:28 No. 1083248 ID: 15a025
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You decide this should be more than enough to get her back to normal, and head back to Beaverly.

Beverly: “Wow, that was fast. Do you keep extra clothes here too Grace?”

Otter Grace: “Yeah, always spilling my coffee.”

Beaverly: “Yeesh. That’s a lot of fur too. Where’d you find all this?”

Otter Grace: “Don’t ask.”

Beaverly: “Alright then. I’m going to take this stuff over in the back. Just uh, give me a holler when she’s back to normal. Might take me a few tries to get it right.”

3/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:29 No. 1083249 ID: 15a025
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Beaverly: “Oh, make sure to stand still as well!”

Otter Grace: “Okay...”

Poor Grace, she doesn't look too hopeful about this. Hopefully it goes well.

4/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:30 No. 1083250 ID: 15a025
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A few moments later and that annoying dial up sound starts playing again. There’s a flash of white, blinding you briefly.

5/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:32 No. 1083251 ID: 15a025
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When you can see again, Grace is…well she’s a deer now at least.

Grace: “Oh Beaverly! I feel FAN-TAS-TIC! This new headset is soo cute too! Where did you find it? Hey Flynn how do I look? Do you want go hit up the dance club after work? We should go dancing!”

You do compliment her on her new look, but as cute as it is. It doesn’t really follow the work dress code.

Grace: “Aw. Well, yeah. Like, I guess you’re right. Alrighty try again Beaverly!”

6/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:32 No. 1083252 ID: 15a025
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Another flashing white light blinds you while more dial up noises blare.

7/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:32 No. 1083253 ID: 15a025
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Grace: “Okay how about- OH MY STARS!”

You're not sure why she’s freaking out, she looks a lot closer to her normal self now?

Grace: “I’m so tall now! I-fingers!? I have hoof fingers now!”

8/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:33 No. 1083254 ID: 15a025
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Another flashing white fills the room. Guess Beaverly heard enough to tell that wasn’t it either.

9/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:34 No. 1083255 ID: 15a025
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Grace: “Ooooh! Okay this has to be it Flynn. I feel just like I did when I got my employee of the month photo.”

She looks at her arms and her clothes,

Grace: “I’ve been upgraded to thirty-two bit color mode. What does that mean, Flynn?”

Beaverly: “Thirty-two bit color mode?!? We don’t have the budget for graphics like that!”

10/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:34 No. 1083256 ID: 15a025
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The room goes white once again.

11/11 Buckwheat 2024/02/12(Mon)15:35 No. 1083257 ID: 15a025
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Beaverly: “This better be it, I’m- this is starting to really wear me out Flynn!”

Grace: “Well, how do I look?”

You're cured.

And you forgot to try out the otter sausage.

That looks about right, though her head looks smaller than before.

I love this quest, I swear.

Turn her back into male otter and then kiss her lots in order to make this a wholesome story about loving people for the quality of their character and not their physical appereance........

Or tell her to look in the mirror and see if there is anything amiss. Still partail to the otter plan, though.

You look great! If everything feels in order, we should make sure to shave off some fur after this and store it in a secure location, you know uh, just in case.

Thank Beaverly
...
Now, lets see about making a backup of that file so that if it gets destroyed, we'll have another one in place

>>1083257
>how does she look?

Doelightful as ever.
Im glad to have back the secretary we'd grown fawned of.

>>1083276
Indeed, the secretary is such a dear. I bet a buck we will always caribout her

Just because she's no longer an otter doesn't mean she can escape the puns!

>>1083277

This world has no need for your elk!

Back up the file!

>>1083274
>>1083280
I think we mean, buck up the file

1/2 Buckwheat 2024/03/18(Mon)18:33 No. 1086709 ID: 15a025
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>Doelightful as ever. Im glad to have back the secretary we'd grown fawned of.
>I bet a buck we will always caribout her
Grace: “Aw…you’re so sweet Flynn!”

Grace: “Hopefully I never have to hear another otter pun again though.”

>Thank Beaverly
You let Beaverly know Grace is back to normal again. Soon she comes back looking exhausted.

Beaverly: “Y-you. You’re welcome.”

2/2 Buckwheat 2024/03/18(Mon)18:34 No. 1086710 ID: 15a025
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>Now, lets see about making a backup of that file so that if it gets destroyed, we'll have another one in place
>Back up the file!
You head back to Grace’s office and suggest making a backup of the folder.

Grace: “That’s a tough one Flynn. How can we back up or copy it, if we can’t open it?”

>>1086709
I am doetermined that you never shall.
>>1086710
Right click, copy, paste?

Get some blank folders and write "Do Not File" on them. It probably won't work but at least you'll have some decoys, saving you from otter defeat.

The copy machine obviously. Dont even need to open the folder. Just put the folder in the copy machine and then copy it!

Only thing we need after is some paste. Got any in the office?

>>1086723
That's a good idea and in no way going to result in disaster when we get the files mixed up ourselves.

>>1086723
It IS a good idea.
Haaang on. That wasnt an otter pun, was it?
Nah.
Couldnt be.
Decoys!
In case of deersaster.

Wood, Jungle

1/3 Buckwheat 2024/05/25(Sat)20:46 No. 1091798 ID: 15a025
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>Get some blank folders and write "Do Not File" on them. It probably won't work but at least you'll have some decoys.

Grace: “Hm, but what if we fall victim to our own decoys Flynn? It’s been tough enough for me to hang onto the real one today!”

>Right click, copy, paste?

She puts her mouse on the folder and right clicks it, but nothing happens.

Grace: “Honestly, I’m surprised that didn’t do anything.”

2/3 Buckwheat 2024/05/25(Sat)20:47 No. 1091799 ID: 15a025
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>The copy machine obviously. Dont even need to open the folder. Just put the folder in the copy machine and then copy it!

Grace: “A-a what?”

You mention again, to try copying it with a copy machine.

Grace: “I’m sorry, when you say copy machine. What do you mean?”

You stand stunned, asking if she really doesn’t understand what you mean by a copy machine.

Grace: “Okay, I’m sure I’ve heard someone mention a ‘copy machine’ before. I’m just not sure what exactly that is?”

You specify that a copy machine is something you can put in a paper document, push a button or two, and out will come copies of that paper document, also on paper.

Grace: “Oh, silly. That’s called a Derox™, Flynn.”

You groan and just grab the folder.

3/3 Buckwheat 2024/05/25(Sat)20:47 No. 1091800 ID: 15a025
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You attempt to make a copy Derox™ of the DO NOT FILE folder. However an error message pops up:

This action cannot be completed because the file is already in use.

Haha I knew it. The folder contains the world itself. You can't file it, and you can't look inside it, because to do either thing would cause a recursive loop.

How does it feel to carry the weight of the world?
Anyway yeah we can't make a backup. I am interested in finding out where it came from though. Let's research the origin of the universe!

Bah, those error messages never know what they're talking about. Keep hitting retry until it complies.

>>1091801
I mean, if you think about it, the name of this quest is called DO NOT FILE, and it literally says DO NOT FILE on the folder we are not supposed to file... soooooo, yeah, it's probably literally the entire quest in this folder.

Oh no it’s a recursive picture of a deer on a computer!

Do you really want to make a backup since that would mean two files you must not file?

What you need to find out is why that otter was ordered to destroy it. Who wants it gone, why, and how do you stop them? Their agent while passionate was just a worker like you with a directive to destroy the file. Who gave the directive? If they can't shield their identity by sending workers to do their dirty work, then you might be able to learn something more about this mystery.

And maybe don't mention this to Grace, but something is wrong with her too. Why didn't she want the dinner to end? Just because you're such a hottie? Didn't want to go back to work? Why was the dinner so limited and disjointed, in ways that surprised her? She seemed desperate, in ways not even she understood herself. Who is resetting, and what's in the darkness behind Grace's smile?

1/2 Buckwheat 2024/05/25(Sat)22:50 No. 1091807 ID: 15a025
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>Keep hitting retry until it complies.
>>Keep hitting retry until it complies.
>>>Keep hitting retry until it complies.
>>>>Keep hitting retry until it complies.
>>>>>Keep hitting retry until it complies.
>>>>>>Keep hitting retry until it complies.

O-oh. You might have broke the dialog box now. Hourglass is spinning…

Better just leave that be for now.

2/2 Buckwheat 2024/05/25(Sat)22:50 No. 1091808 ID: 15a025
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>Haha I knew it. The folder contains the world itself.
>How does it feel to carry the weight of the world?

If you knew this job would entail protecting the very fabric and well being of the world, you would have asked for a higher starting wage. Concerning everything might exist only because it’s inside a slim filing folder.

>I am interested in finding out where it came from though. Let's research the origin of the universe!
>What you need to find out is why that otter was ordered to destroy it. Who wants it gone, why, and how do you stop them

Grace: “Whoa whoa whoa, that’s a lot to take in, and still a bit hard to believe… How would we even go about researching any of that? We can’t just open the folder and take a look. We’re not allowed to.”

Grace: “Learning about it’s origin would be interesting, but I’d rather stay away from any more fishy otter business as well, Flynn. Rather not poke the bee’s nest as they say.”

>>1091808
What would she suggest we do instead?

We should at least get a fake label to put over the "do not file", get few other folders to go with it. If we can't get it safely filed away we can at least hide it in plain sight.

>>1091808
You're not allowed.
Buuuut....
Are we?

I am a little worried you holding it open will be like an ark of the covenant thing from indeerana jones, but im also curious.

NO! Changing the labeling of the Do Not File folder AT ALL could cause confusion later! Hard enough to keep track of it as is! (I would say it could also drastically change reality to just RENAME it, but that’s probably the file INSIDE the folder. Mayyybe try relabeling the folder to Cheese Louise for JUST A FEW SECONDS to see what happens. Switch it back after.)

Unfortunately it seems like fishy otter business won't stay away from us, not as long as we have the file. Learning its origin might help though, if it has an origin. Who gave the file to you, Grace?

Maybe we should start with a morning coffee.

1/3 Buckwheat 2024/08/04(Sun)18:34 No. 1095339 ID: 15a025
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>We should at least get a fake label to put over the "do not file", get few other folders to go with it. If we can't get it safely filed away we can at least hide it in plain sight.
Grace: “What if I get it mixed up with the other files and file it away by mistake?”

>You're not allowed. Buuuut.... Are we?
Grace: “No, under no circumstances am I allowed to let anyone access its contents. Not even myself.”

>Mayyybe try relabeling the folder to Cheese Louise for JUST A FEW SECONDS to see what happens.
Grace: “You mess with that folder and I’ll fold you like a chair, Flynn!”

>Learning its origin might help though, if it has an origin. Who gave the file to you, Grace?
Grace: “Oh that’s an easy one. Mr. Vamoose assigned this one to me. Might have lucked out, heard another secretary got assigned some file about a disgruntled cervine spouse.”

2/3 Buckwheat 2024/08/04(Sun)18:34 No. 1095340 ID: 15a025
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Grace: “Hey, wait. Where’d the file go-oh yikes!”

You ask what’s wrong?

Grace: “I don’t know how, but it looks like it fell off my desk into the trash bin. Guess that’s what I get for not keeping an eye on it.”

3/3 Buckwheat 2024/08/04(Sun)18:34 No. 1095341 ID: 15a025
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>What would she suggest we do instead?
Grace: “Stay here with me. Stay and be my assistant Fl-.”

The world around you freezes and giant pop up blocks your view.

New critical updates are available for your system. A system restart is required to install these updates. The system updater will automatically initiate in one hour. All users will be logged out, please save and close out of any documents you are working on before then. If you are ready to update now, please click update. If not, click Notify Me Later.”

>>1095341
Notify Me Later.
Let's get that file out of the trash bin first...

Later
Have to get your affairs in order first.
And get those files out of the trash, taking care that if anything has slipped out you tuck it back in without looking at it.

Restore everything in the bin, then hit Restart Now. We've been putting this system restore off long enough.
Hopefully the jury-rigged repair job will last long enough for an outside branch to supply an uncorrupted backup...

What is that TIND file?

notify later, we gotta get the file out of the trash, and maybe see what else we can take out of the trash. If she managed to put the do not file folder in the trash, she may have accidentally put other important things she wasn't supposed to in the trash without realizing

Just thought of something, we already shredded a lot of trash earlier today, which means whatever this stuff is in the trash is trash that was put in after we shredded that stuff. So yeah, another reason to look through that and find anything else that's important (along with the file we shouldn't file of course)

Ugh, this update better not be installing ads

>>1095365
or AI that spies on us

>>1095341
Quickly! Restore the Entire trash bin
You need to beat the update clock!

>>1095370

I'm afraid that ship has already sailed.

1/3 Buckwheat 2024/08/07(Wed)19:00 No. 1095533 ID: 15a025
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>Notify Me Later.
No time to update! You gotta save these files first.

>Ugh, this update better not be installing ads
Time freezes again as a series of ads pop and start flashing. UGH.
No, no, no, close out, not interested, do not show this pop up again…

2/3 Buckwheat 2024/08/07(Wed)19:00 No. 1095534 ID: 15a025
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>Let's get that file out of the trash bin first...
>she may have accidentally put other important things she wasn't supposed to in the trash without realizing

You ask Grace to pull all those files out of the bin.

Grace: “Sure.”

There’s three folders on her desk now. “DO NOT FILE, T.I.N.D, and The”. The “the” folder had another word, but it’s been sharpied out. You ask if she can look into the TIND folder.

Grace: “Hm…oh! Now I’m remembering what this folder is. It’s an oldie. It was the details about a couple that got trapped in dungeon out in the middle of nowhere. Sadly that one ended up going cold. ”

3/3 Buckwheat 2024/08/07(Wed)19:02 No. 1095535 ID: 15a025
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Grace: “I don’t want the same thing to happen to us Flynn. M-Our… shift is almost over for the day. I'd love to do something with you before we punch out for the day. I'm open to suggestions."

You know Grace, there was something that has been bothering me

At the very start of our job, the folder we were supposed to not file said "top secret" on it. >>1055461

But after we asked you to clean your desk and you put it in your desk, and then later put it back on your table under the pen container, the folder suddenly said "do not" >>1055661 >>1056240




Ummmm... hate to ask but, is that the folder we were supposed to protect, or have we been protecting the wrong folder this whole time? If it isnt the folder we were supposed to protect, where is the folder labeled "top secret"? Still in your desk?

Well first put the actual trash back in the bin.

Then let's go make out in the janitor's closet.

Boot up the Microsoft Entertainment Pack and play co-op Taipei

Wait, was that Graces photo we shredded in that ad? How'd they get it???

How about a nice romantic trip to a dungeon out in the middle of nowhere? What could possibly go wrong?

>>1095533
Check out the rack on him!

I mean, ugh. How crass.

>>1095535
Hmmmm.
We could get coffee and do some office foraging.
Thats where we find abandoned or unguarded food items to sustain ourselves in this harsh environment.
The best part is it only requires minimal amounts of larceny!

>>1095535
Honestly, fun seems to be at a premium here. So let's try just something between us. How about we raid the fridge for whatever food we got and I'll tell you a funny story about how I ended up buying 15 different plush dolls for my mom by accident. It involves a paint bucket, a chicken, and a entire freaking cheese wheel.

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>the folder we were supposed to not file said "top secret" on it
>But after we asked you to clean your desk and you put it in your desk, and then later put it back on your table under the pen container, the folder suddenly said "do not"

Grace: “Oh, this folder?”

She pulls out another folder

Grace: “This folder came with it. Had my instructions and other details for the job. Anything I haven’t shared with you already has to stay secret, sorry.”

>Wait, was that Graces photo we shredded in that ad?
Couldn’t have been, that doe had such a long neck.

>We could get coffee and do some office foraging.
>How about we raid the fridge for whatever food we got

Grace: “You mean like, eating up all the leftovers?”

She pauses for a moment.

Grace: “We have to hurry before someone else gets to it!”

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She quickly rushes you off into the kitchen. An actual kitchen this time, not a candlelit closet.

Before you realize it, there’s coffee and a half eaten cake on the table. You go to reach for the cake but Grace taps your hoof away.

Grace: “Uhn-ah! You gotta have your lunch first before dessert Flynn!”

She drops two mystery brown bags onto the table as well, eyeing them both up pretty intensely.

Grace: “Which mystery bag do you want?”

*Points at Grace* you. youre my bag, baybee *blush blush*

But also, crumpled up bag

pick the crumpled bag of grease.

Crumple bag!

Crumple bag please!

We've seen Indiana Jones. We know it's the crumpled up bag.

>>1101190
I think you mean...
Indiana Doe