Sass back at him and say for someone in charge of headgear in the office he's managing it terribly by cutting corners and failing to resupply the right helmets for antler-abled employees.

Also, here's a flyer for the _secret investor pizza party

Well, how did they drill the holes in your helmet, sir?

1/2 Buckwheat 2023/07/01(Sat)21:20 No. 1066952 ID: 15a025
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>Well, how did they drill the holes in your helmet, sir?
Servin: “Carefully measuring the size of the antlers with my head dresser of course. I personally, drill the holes with exact and precise measurements.”

>Put the blame on him. They shoulda known a new employee was starting.
>he's managing it terribly by cutting corners and failing to resupply the right helmets for antler-abled employees.
Servin: “Now listen here son, I’m in charge of headgear, headlights, hedges, and all that other stuff. It’s not my job to keep track of new employees. Keep up the sass son, and I’ll make sure you’ll be HEADing on out!”

You ask who the director of head counts is then.

Servin: “Why, that would be m-“

He freezes in place

2/2 Buckwheat 2023/07/01(Sat)21:20 No. 1066953 ID: 15a025
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Wait, what?

Looks like Secretary won at Solitaire

eh, just leave the flyer on his desk and move over to Director Vulannie

Buckwheat 2023/07/02(Sun)17:39 No. 1066978 ID: 15a025
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>Looks like Secretary won at Solitaire
You aren’t even going to question it, though what’s with the hourglass floating over his head?

>just leave the flyer on his desk and move over to Director Vulannie
You plop a flyer on his desk, and head out for the last director.
You make your way down the hall to the next-
BOOM!

BOOM!

BOOM!

Holy crap! All the doors are exploding!

I guess Secretary is trying minesweeper again, and is losing a few times on purpose to find the best start? Well then, don't go near any doors. If we're lucky, Director Vulannie's door might already be exploded. If not, we might need a broom or something long to open the door at a safe distance.

This is very suspicious. Someone is losing Minesweeper on purpose.
Stay away from any unexploded doors while en route. Help anyone that's injured.

So, can you hold something in front of you to shield against shrapnel and pressure and such? This might actually be a time where it's worth it to go use reality manipulation to get a tower shield or a riot shield or something. And the hourglass was just more evidence your reality is being manipulated to resemble quirks from a PC's operating system, which is nothing new to you.

>>1067001

Just as long as Secretary doesn't have to reboot...

1/4 Buckwheat 2023/07/04(Tue)18:20 No. 1067104 ID: 15a025
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>I guess Secretary is trying minesweeper again, and is losing a few times on purpose to find the best start?
>This is very suspicious. Someone is losing Minesweeper on purpose.
Maybe this is why minesweeper was a hidden file?

>This might actually be a time where it's worth it to go use reality manipulation to get a tower shield or a riot shield or something.
If only you had access to a printer right now… You could backtrack to the secretary’s office, but that might put yourself at risk of more exploding doors.

>the hourglass was just more evidence your reality is being manipulated to resemble quirks from a PC's operating system, which is nothing new to you.
Yes! Surely it’s some kind of computer magic happening in the office.

You cautiously approach the final director’s office.

It’s a giant metal door. Looks pretty high security.

2/4 Buckwheat 2023/07/04(Tue)18:20 No. 1067105 ID: 15a025
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BOOM!

3/4 Buckwheat 2023/07/04(Tue)18:20 No. 1067106 ID: 15a025
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And explosion resistant to boot.

4/4 Buckwheat 2023/07/04(Tue)18:21 No. 1067107 ID: 15a025
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Suddenly the door opens and a fox appears,

Vulannie: “Alright! Who’s the little punk out here causing all this racket!”

"sorry for the loud knock on the door. anyway, I was asked to give this to you *hand over the flyer*

Here you go. *Shows cat pictures.*

Minesweeper!

>>1067107
Tell her you're not sure who's doing it, but after this you think you're going to find out.

Who you callin a punk, punk.

>>1067107
No clue but I'm very interested in finding out for the sake of my health.

Also, here. Flyer for pizza party.

the fact that she has a explosion resistant door means that she experienced minesweeper exploding doors before and was prepared

1/2 Buckwheat 2023/07/11(Tue)18:31 No. 1067634 ID: 15a025
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>the fact that she has a explosion resistant door means that she experienced minesweeper exploding doors before and was prepared
She’s a true veteran of the missile command era.

>Tell her you're not sure who's doing it, but after this you think you're going to find out.
>No clue but I'm very interested in finding out for the sake of my health.
>Also, here. Flyer for pizza party.

You express your innocence to her. You’re just the new guy sent out to deliver flyers.

Vulannie: “A pizza party for an investor meeting? Is this some kind of cover up for my next presentation?”

Before you can really answer, you hear an ear piercing garble of sounds.

2/2 Buckwheat 2023/07/11(Tue)18:32 No. 1067635 ID: 15a025
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Vulannie: “Augh-who called the fax machine on speaker phone!”

You get yanked into her office, and the door slams shut.

Vulannie: “I don’t know what the hell that was out there, but I can tell it ain’t good news that’s for sure.”

You look at her confused and puzzled. She quickly grabs what looks like a cake beater and loads some spiked things into it?

Vulannie: Do you have any experience with kitchen utensils and cutlery?”

You’re even more confused! What do you even say to that?

Ohhhhh! I get it, we're making "cookies", aren't we?

>>1067635
...I live by myself and THIS is my job. Kinda had to learn to cook to not go bankrupt.

Wait... she's right! We can hack Secretary's computer by altering reality ourselves, which will alter the computer! All we need is to disable viewing hidden files, and she can't play Minesweeper anymore! Prepare to do battle using uh... whatever this fork symbolized on her computer!

Or you could y'know, go ask her.

>>1067635
Should we be making a fork bomb?

>>1067645
snrk

"uhhhh, any PARTICULAR cultery?"

>>1067645

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtFFonSxPek&t=1199s

...no.

1/3 Buckwheat 2023/07/13(Thu)18:35 No. 1067797 ID: 15a025
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>I live by myself and THIS is my job. Kinda had to learn to cook to not go bankrupt.
Vulannie: “That’s the spirit private! Here, take this icing gun.”

>All we need is to disable viewing hidden files, and she can't play Minesweeper anymore! Prepare to do battle using uh... whatever this fork symbolized on her computer!
Vulannie: “Minesweeper? This ain’t time for games private. We’re under attack again! We cannot allow whatever’s out there reach the file!”

>Ohhhhh! I get it, we're making "cookies", aren't we?

Vulannie: “Quite the opposite private. We’re cleaning cookies! Now get in position, I’ll take point.”

2/3 Buckwheat 2023/07/13(Thu)18:35 No. 1067798 ID: 15a025
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She flings the door open, and the crude sound echoes through the building. A strange otter like figure approaches from across the hall.

3/3 Buckwheat 2023/07/13(Thu)18:36 No. 1067799 ID: 15a025
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Vulannie fires her weird lookin forks out of her cake beater, but-

What is going on in this place!

>>1067799
Open fire!

Oh no! our weapons are doing nothing!

wait, I have an idea, lure this otter towards the hall leading to Servin's office. It's a hardhat mandatory area, so that means there's gotta be something in the ceiling over there we can shoot at to collapse on top of the otter if it follows us!

taunt the otter to chase you over there.

also, I see that Director Bill turned on the firewalls!

You have the icing gun!
ICE that thing!

1/4 Buckwheat 2023/08/15(Tue)16:36 No. 1070271 ID: 15a025
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>I see that Director Bill turned on the firewalls!
You can’t tell if it’s the firewall activating or if it’s more explosions from minesweeper.

>Open fire!
>You have the icing gun! ICE that thing!
You pull the trigger and a goopy gobs of cake frosting spurt out! None of it hits him, but it splashes on the floor and turns into ice?

2/4 Buckwheat 2023/08/15(Tue)16:36 No. 1070272 ID: 15a025
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>wait, I have an idea, lure this otter towards the hall leading to Servin's office. It's a hardhat mandatory area, so that means there's gotta be something in the ceiling over there we can shoot at to collapse on top of the otter if it follows us!
You don’t stick around to find out what that otter’s going to do, and flee towards Servin’s wing.

The otter disregards any safety rules in place and follows you in without a hard hat. The toll booth operator isn’t paid enough to deal with an otter threatening him at gun point. He does however, buy you enough time to gain some distance between him.

3/4 Buckwheat 2023/08/15(Tue)16:37 No. 1070273 ID: 15a025
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You and Vulannie shoot the ceiling with your kitchen guns in hopes of squishing him. Down-

4/4 Buckwheat 2023/08/15(Tue)16:37 No. 1070274 ID: 15a025
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A GIANT YETI!

Ywti: RAWWWR!

Vulannie: “Oh right, the new ski simulation was upstairs.”

The Otter is already booking it past you.

Press F to go faster!

The intrusion countermeasures are backfiring! Throw a door at the otter! Maybe your timing will be perfect and someone will just happen to lose Minesweeper in that exact moment!

Solution is simple, we gotta run faster than the otter so the yeti can eat the otter and not us. AMSCRAY!

Okay priority one is to not be the slowest in the pack. Priority two is to slow down the otter.

>slow down the otter.
Why do that when you can slow down the yeti?

Turn a corridor and ice the floor so the yeti overshoots and continues straight forward.

>Why do that when you can slow down the yeti?

Because we want the yeti to eat the otter so he isnt a problem anymore

Ice the floor where the otter is running to slip him up and then run past him

1/4 Buckwheat 2023/08/27(Sun)18:00 No. 1071037 ID: 15a025
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>The intrusion countermeasures are backfiring! Throw a door at the otter!
They’ve all blown up!

>Solution is simple, we gotta run faster than the otter so the yeti can eat the otter and not us.
>Okay priority one is to not be the slowest in the pack. Priority two is to slow down the otter.
>we want the yeti to eat the otter so he isnt a problem anymore

You waste no time booking it down the halls, however Vulannie sprints right past you.

Vulannie: “Come on private! GET THE LEAD OUT!”

2/4 Buckwheat 2023/08/27(Sun)18:00 No. 1071038 ID: 15a025
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You run as fast as your legs allow you, however the Otter is neck and neck with you!

He mutters something to you, but the dial up sounds make it hard to understand him

Otter: “�h � � le � � �t b � � � �te � y �u I � �ot.”

>Ice the floor where the otter is running to slip him up and then run past him.
You hear the Yeti gaining on you and don’t have time to figure out what the otter is trying to say. You grab you frosting gun and ice the floor ahead of you.

3/4 Buckwheat 2023/08/27(Sun)18:00 No. 1071039 ID: 15a025
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The otter tries to dodge but the hall is too narrow. He slips and falls!

4/4 Buckwheat 2023/08/27(Sun)18:01 No. 1071040 ID: 15a025
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You continue racing down the hall as you hear the Yeti crunch up the otter into a meal. You don’t look back to see what happened, but you find there’s a piece of paper in your hooves?

[code]This is a sacrificial goat file.[code]

You sure understand the "y �u I � �ot" part quite well. You've been called that many, many times, by many people.

> Sacrificial Goat File

Well, it's a file, and it doesn't say DO NOT FILE on it, so... file it?

Bring that file to Director Bill. goat files are used for virus testing. he might know what to do with it since he's crazy about protection, cause I certainly don't know what to do with it.

1/3 Buckwheat 2023/09/03(Sun)15:39 No. 1071553 ID: 15a025
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>Bring that file to Director Bill. goat files are used for virus testing. he might know what to do with it since he's crazy about protection
You nod your head and agree. Director Bill should hopefully know something about this. You bid farewell to Director Vulannie for now.

Director Vulannie: “Just don’t forget your directive private! Do not let anyone, file that file. I’m heading back to the lab myself. Need to research on making better weapons to fight that thing.”

2/3 Buckwheat 2023/09/03(Sun)15:40 No. 1071554 ID: 15a025
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The two of you part ways and you arrive back to Bill’s office. Seems like his door hasn’t been replaced yet.

Director Bill: “Oh finally, some back up! Welcome aboard new guy! It’s always until after an incident they believe me.”

You ask what happened?

Director Bill: “You saw it and you deleted it yourself! I was watching you on the security camera mister action hero-what is that in your hooves?”

You give him the letter.

Director Bill: “A GOAT FILE! Oh we need to get this scanned right away, it could be infected! D-d-duh-don't touch anything till we have!”

3/3 Buckwheat 2023/09/03(Sun)15:41 No. 1071555 ID: 15a025
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He rushes it over to a scanner and gets it pulled up on the computer.

Director Bill: “It’ll take a bit to fully do a scan of this, I like my security systems to be very through! However, I can see there’s a hidden text document in this!”

The document gets pulled up.

Mission: The file must be destroyed. Details: The main file is to be deleted. The programs are too powerful to continue to exist. Current Session: thirty-two. Session Notes- Session three: Retained files from previous sessions? Session four: Post session injection learned. Session notes being kept when possible. Session seven: Obfuscated explosives in pre-session loading. Session twelve: The Fox does not originate from this drive. Origin drive currently unknow. Session fifteen: Pre-session command injected. Session eighteen: The Fox recognizes the agent. Retaining files from previous session? Session twenty-three: [� � � � � ]will cause reboot if anti-virus agent is deleted. All other processes may be terminated. Session twenty-nine: Do not delete files relating to fire fighters, causes reboot. Session thirty-one: [� � � � �] is sometimes able to terminate post session injections before reboot.

You scratch at your head reading all this. They’re notes about something, but you don’t really understand what most of this could be on or mean.

Well, someone *really* wants that file not to be filed. Enough that they're willing to destroy it apparently. I think the sessions imply that you're in some sort of time loop. Vulanie is special somehow; is she a consultant? You also know never to delete any files in any way related to fire-fighters. Secretary probably blows up the world herself, if her autographed buff desktop background is deleted.

What's really puzzling is they say "[� � � � � ] will cause reboot if anti-virus agent is deleted." Isn't that exactly what the anti-virus agent is supposed to do? Is there an anti-virus agent for the anti-virus agent?"

Regardless yes, remember prime directive, hit on deer secretary check on that file!

>>1071555
Sounds like we're stuck in a kind of time loop. The enemy agent is able to keep "memories" and so is the fox, maybe. The fox... that's the Director? Go ask her about the sessions. Maybe there's something you can do to help? Invade the invaders, perhaps?

1/2 Buckwheat 2023/09/04(Mon)18:10 No. 1071672 ID: 15a025
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>I think the sessions imply that you're in some sort of time loop.
>Sounds like we're stuck in a kind of time loop.
Computer magic knows no bounds. You groan thinking about how you’ve probably been through this thirty something times now. Maybe you can figure out how to break this time loop?

>You also know never to delete any files in any way related to fire-fighters. Secretary probably blows up the world herself, if her autographed buff desktop background is deleted.
Well, you didn’t have a reason to delete them, but now you have a reason not to delete them.

>Vulanie is special somehow; is she a consultant?
>The fox... that's the Director? Go ask her about the sessions. Maybe there's something you can do to help? Invade the invaders, perhaps?
If you’re going to get any answers, it sounds like she’s your best bet!

>Regardless yes, remember prime directive, check on that file!
It’s also been sometime since you checked up on the secretary. Gotta make sure she hasn’t lost track of that file!

As you step away Director Bill orders your to halt.

Director Bill: “Now w-wait a moment! The scan isn’t finished yet! I-i-if you can promise not to touch anything till I get the virus scan results, I’ll let you go. Any funny business though and I’ll have to send Director Vulannie and the firewalls after you!”

You nod and agree.

SECONDARY DIRECTIVE ADDED: DO NOT TOUCH

You scratch your head in confusion, who said that?

Director Bill: “Said what?”

You groan and brush it off as the weird computer magic going on in this place.

2/2 Buckwheat 2023/09/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1071673 ID: 15a025
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You make it back to the secretary and ask for her to open the door, since you can’t touch anything.

It feels peaceful to be back in her office, away from all the chaos you’ve encountered.

Secretary: “Welcome back! Took you longer than I thought it would to deliver those fliers, but it is your first day on the job.”

She gives you a warm smile,

Secretary: “You know, it’s getting to be about time for a lunch break. It’d be a great time to get to know more about you. How about it, care to join me?”

>>1071673
"How stupid do you think I am?"

>>1071673
No. You can't touch food so you can't eat at the moment, and if you both went somewhere nobody would be around to keep track of The File.

That sounds wonderful! Oh, but don't forget to bring the file with you.

1/3 Buckwheat 2023/09/05(Tue)18:13 No. 1071749 ID: 15a025
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>"How stupid do you think I am?"
>No. You can't touch food so you can't eat at the moment, and if you both went somewhere nobody would be around to keep track of The File.
You apologize, but remind her you’re not able to touch things.

Secretary: “Oh,right…”

Her expression changes a little.

Secretary: “Did you touch something contagious over in Director Vulannie or Bill’s office? Bill’s such a worrier. He’s a got a background in medicine though! He’s not a very a good doctor.

She giggles a bit.

Secretary: “Just between us though.”

Well, a little office gossip seems to have changed her mood back. You ask her about Vulannie next.

Secretary: “Oh! Sometimes she experiments with chemicals. She’s come up with some pretty wild kitchen ammo in the past. Ever use explosive tomato sauce? Not as spicy as it sounds, but it kind of worked.”

2/3 Buckwheat 2023/09/05(Tue)18:14 No. 1071750 ID: 15a025
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She glances to the side,

Secretary: “Did you leave the door open?”

You shake your head no.

Secretary: “Oh right, possibly contagious. So uh… where did that goat come from exact-

3/3 Buckwheat 2023/09/05(Tue)18:14 No. 1071751 ID: 15a025
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Secretary: “Hey NO! Don’t be eating my folders! Get out of that filing cabinet!”

The goat belches, and continues munching away.

Secretary: “Ugh! Assistant, please remove this goat from my office! I’ll make sure he doesn’t get the top secret folder. Just, do something and get rid of it!”

Maybe hes a fainting goat. Scare him! Quick! BOO!

>>1071751
Yell at the goat.

>>1071756

GOat AWAY!

Lure it to the door with a file. Then lose at minesweeper.

>>1071977
That would require touching a file, and the computer.

>>1071982
Secretary can do it for us tho

Fart in his general direction?

1/4 Buckwheat 2023/09/13(Wed)17:48 No. 1072323 ID: 15a025
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>Fart in his general direction?
You don’t have any gas in your tank to fart on command. You do yell at the goat, saying his mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries!
The goat burps in your general direction as a response.

> Maybe hes a fainting goat. Scare him! Quick! BOO!
> Yell at the goat.
> GOat AWAY!
You casually walk behind the goat, and then yell BOO!

3/4 Buckwheat 2023/09/13(Wed)17:48 No. 1072324 ID: 15a025
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The goat lands on its side, and freezes up.

3/4 Buckwheat 2023/09/13(Wed)17:49 No. 1072325 ID: 15a025
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Suddenly Director Bill barges in, and jabs you in the arm with a syringe.

Director Bill: “I knew it! That goat file you picked up was infected! It had a virus that attracts goat to whoever it infects.”

Secretary: “What an oddly specific illness!”

Director Bill: “Er, right. Illness. Thanks to me your assistant should be cured!”

4/4 Buckwheat 2023/09/13(Wed)17:49 No. 1072326 ID: 15a025
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Secretary: “Oh wonderful! So… about my lunch offer from earlier?”

Sweep her up in a big kiss to celebrate your ability to interact with the world again.

Er, I mean, politely get the door for her on the way out. Let's do lunch!

(make sure she brings the file)

Well first, lets carefully get that coffee off the file. Tell secretary youre good for lunch, but first, she should not make any sudden movements, and carefully grab the coffee cup away from the file

>>1072326
Careful with that file, don't spill coffee on it.
Also yeah, lunch sounds good, so long as we're keeping watch on the file at the same time.

so now you are allowed to touch stuff, right? directive rescinded?

I realize that the coffee might actually be a javascript :p

1/3 Buckwheat 2023/09/17(Sun)18:57 No. 1072585 ID: 15a025
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>so now you are allowed to touch stuff, right? directive rescinded?
You must be able to, there isn’t a nagging feeling in the back of your head now, constantly worrying about touching anything.

>Careful with that file, don't spill coffee on it.
>Well first, lets carefully get that coffee off the file.
You casually point out that she’s using the top secret file as a coaster

Secretary: “Oh, whops! Hopefully nothing inside got coffee ringed.”

She also wipes off the top of the file, just to be safe.

>politely get the door for her on the way out. Let's do lunch!
>Tell secretary you’re good for lunch

After all the running around, gun toting office members, and exploding doors today sure have you feeling pecking. You agree to a nice lunch.

Her face lights up with joy and the two of you punch out for lunch.

3/3 Buckwheat 2023/09/17(Sun)18:58 No. 1072587 ID: 15a025
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Secretary: “Ugh, what? Is it too much? You look really dazed.”

You look around the room in confusion. Weren’t you just in the office?

Secretary: “Maybe it’s the scented candles?” Okay, look I’ve never got to have lunch with someone before.”

The room is a little dark, but there’s a fancy linen scented candle.

Secretary: “Ugh, I just wanted to make this a little special. Look, ugh… so what’s for lunch? Wh-what would you like?”

She seems nervous, which is making you nervous in return! Is this more than just a casual lunch break or something?

How about a nice entree salad? Get some green leafy veggies, some corn, alfalfa sprouts, some of the other non leafy veggies, make it something with lots of variety!

Try not to make fun of her nose lighting up.

How could you ever make fun of such joy?

Where are you right now? Is this a restaurant? Her house? Don't let on that you blacked out there for a minute, no need to worry her just yet. It might be normal for you.

She has the file, at least.

Order Musk-flavored chips
Take your revenge against social media by eating these extremely popular yet ugly-as-sin crisps!
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>>1072587
"No, nothing wrong, just kinda surprised. Things have been so hectic I'm almost expecting something bad to happen. But just me and you and a nice dinner? ...this is pleasant. I'm happy about it. Thanks.

Also we'll be having a Pasta Salad. With some ginger ale and a side of garlic bread.

Make sure when drinks come, she puts the beverage on her right, (our left) and napkin too so she doesnt accidentally use the folder as a napkin or use it as a coaster

1/4 Buckwheat 2023/09/19(Tue)16:27 No. 1072726 ID: 15a025
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>Try not to make fun of her nose lighting up.
>How could you ever make fun of such joy?
Exactly! You could never make fun of someone for being happy. Though, you certainly can’t imagine having a red nose all the time.

>Where are you right now? Is this a restaurant? Her house? Don't let on that you blacked out there for a minute, no need to worry her just yet. It might be normal for you.
Other than the small linen scented candle and the table. It’s surprisingly too dark for you to really tell. The room seems empty besides what’s in front of you.

>How about a nice entree salad? Get some green leafy veggies, some corn, alfalfa sprouts, some of the other non leafy veggies, make it something with lots of variety!
You mention a nice salad with a variety of veggies and other non-veggie leafy greens would be tasty. Maybe some corn and alfalfa sprouts.

Secretary: “Let me uh…give me one moment please.”

3/4 Buckwheat 2023/09/19(Tue)16:29 No. 1072728 ID: 15a025
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Secretary: “So, how’s the salad? I made sure to stick some extra alfalfa and corn in there for you.”

You look around dazed again, and notice a salad in front of you. You munch on the salad and reach for some ranch dressing. It’s very well put together plate!

Secretary: “I hope it’s fresh enough! I uh.”

4/4 Buckwheat 2023/09/19(Tue)16:29 No. 1072729 ID: 15a025
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Secretary: "I’ve never had such an excellent assistant before-"

Secretary: “I-i- you know. I don’t believe we even introduced each other properly yet. You can call me Grace.”

Huh, she’s right. It is your first day after all, and you haven’t introduced yourself to anyone yet.

You can call me Al!

Jim
or Bob
or Jim-bob

This salad is delicious! And surprisingly high definition. Name? Uh... Flynn?

Tell her you're having tiny blackouts when she does things, is that normal?

Your name is Shakey-butt-thing-go-out. Your mother was Fluid-thing-spill-happy-hole and your father was Found-found-on-the-road. Your reservation tribe, driven insane by corporate toxic chemical spillage over fifteen generations, is so mentally stunted that they don't know how reproduction works.

You must not let anyone know about this. You are Shake and that is all you will say to Grace.

>>1072729
This is delicious. And honestly, the place might be a little wild, but you're a fantastic boss.

>>1072730
>>1072736

Albert Flynn, please just Al or Flynn.