Aaah! That's not Professor Worm at all!

It's....It's.....

A data mining bot from Google!

1: 3, if I didn't make so much pictures for each update, I would be able to update faster
2: 2, I have not drawn characters doing sexual activities, but I have draw nudity from time to time, but not a lot.
3: 5
4: 7
5: 7
6: 3
7: depends on death. if it's painful, 10. if it's peaceful, 3-5
8: 10 when I'm asleep and dreaming, 3 when I'm awake. more real than you tho ;)

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/12/03(Sat)03:39 No. 138631 ID: dc13c4
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>>138589
What do you think Wikipedia is constructed from? People who built it turned themself into bots to accomplish that task. Is their life a success or did they fail at living? How can one quantify the value of one's life? This world is a circus, the tent is on fire, the ringleader still uses animals, the clown does crack, and the underage trapeze artist. My ass is having a panic attack.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/12/03(Sat)03:40 No. 138632 ID: dc13c4
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>>138614
As for you my friend I suggest you self-reflect. Look in the mirror and as yourself do I make enough money could I do better or should I recycle plastic? But the truth is to not use mirrors because they steal human souls. The things that you see in the mirror are just dubblegangers, humanity should never have looked at its own face or its own refraction. What is skin but a piece of paper that the world uses to write your life, with every scar that time won't heal your mind will remember forever.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/12/03(Sat)03:41 No. 138633 ID: dc13c4
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Let's continue to the next step of our ritual, just simply answer the next questions with the colors how you feel. This time around the questions will be focused more on the worlds that you create.

Anonymous 2022/11/06(Sun)06:39 No. 138462 ID: 9ea24b
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the girl you broke up with's butt

tippler 2022/11/07(Mon)18:52 No. 138472 ID: 9ea24b
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cursed cake

Thank you again for taking ass requests tippler!

Gnoll 2022/11/24(Thu)04:32 No. 138560 ID: ca2950
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Butt

>>138560
But what about the book that is missing from the shelf?

TO ANYONE WHO VISITS IN THE FUTURE

is this dead: yes
is it over: no
will Enchilada update: no
should you post about it: no

Enchilada 2022/10/04(Tue)09:19 No. 138254 ID: 0baf3b
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Happy Tenth to this quest I was too self-conscious to finish!

Half-jokes aside, this was my first original creative project, and I think the most influential one on me as a creator.

As for if I'll ever come back to it, I don't know. I've thought about it here and there. My conception of these characters has changed pretty dramatically past their depictions here, but sometimes it is fun to think about coming back and seeing what I would do now, compared to what I would do then.

The biggest difference would probably be just letting the audience have fun with these weirdos. The original idea of the quest was just to be a dark comedy about an angry lady, but obviously it became something else. It became more about telling this big, grand, important narrative, and I got way too wrapped up in that to the point where I felt like everything I was doing in the threads just felt wrong. I didn't know if you guys were more in it for the story, or the characters. Nowadays, I just wanna have fun telling stories ABOUT characters, and I realized KQ was at its most fun when it was just that.

Thanks to all the guys who read and participated back in the day. Even when I was at my least confident with what I was making, you all really made this project fun for me.

>>138254
I love(d) Knife Quest with all my heart. Glad to see it still totters around in your mind from time to time.

It was quite fun when it was here I remember, nothing stopping you from restarting or making a new quest if you feel like it, also "first" have you made some other things, I feel those would be interesting to know too

>>138254
I'd be more than happy to see you back!

the trees are encircling us all, soon there will be no escape from them!

Your never more then ten foot from a tree.
you just cant always see them.







but they can always see you

as long as this doesn't turn into darkwood we should be fine.

Gnoll 2022/10/31(Mon)00:16 No. 138416 ID: ca2950
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Keimi: "Alright! Time for a quick costume change because a drunk lizard slopped booze all over the place and I want to wear a costume that somebody will actually recognize.

Who's sassy and lost now?"

LW 2022/10/31(Mon)09:45 No. 138418 ID: 9b127b
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Lord Lung "WHAT DESPICABLE CRETIN DRANK ALL OF THE PUNCH! I WILL USE THEIR SOON TO BE BROKEN BODY AS A WINESKIN AND RECLAIM THE FLAVORED LIQUID THAT SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE BEEN MINE FROM THIER BLOATED GIZZARD ALONG WITH ALL OF THIER BLOOD THAT SHOULD ALSO BE MINE"

LW 2022/10/31(Mon)14:35 No. 138419 ID: 9b127b
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Torique: "Wow look at all these freakeshly tall warm bodied blood bags culturally appropriating from real creatures of the night"

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/10/31(Mon)19:40 No. 138421 ID: dc13c4
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>>138416
Vampire Watermelon: Hey I recognize your costume! It is from an anime where a guy beat his every opponent with one punch and you are dressed as a girl with powerful psychokinesis abilities. There is no mistaking it, you are dressed as Fubuki, and the costume completely suits you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rcEsHXCW1Q&ab_channel=CloudDrop

Kaktus 2022/11/05(Sat)10:48 No. 138459 ID: 681cb5
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Sebak: So… my place next time, beautiful?
Wendigo: *Growl*?
Sebak: You’ll like it… a lot more light, close to a river… lot of things to hunt…
Wendigo: *Snarl*!
Sebak: Then it’s a date.
Wendigo: *Grunt*…

>>134688
Right, that's what I meant. Fen coincidentally runs into Cheese there, she tells him about the mine with undead in it, and he reports to Zall. And if Zall thinks it's important enough, he'll send Fen and a few others to deal with it.

We can only hope then.

Imagine if Fen had killed Cheese.

>>134724
That would have been wack. Look at all the fun things Moss is doing because of Fen spearing her.
Besides, she is a great ally, when she doesn't get into deep shit... like she is right now.

So uh, I hope I’m not being too selfish but I really needed to tell you something Lagotrope. Like, something personally important you did for me. After reading about all of Fen’s adventures and brushes with death (which I must admit you almost gave me a heart attack with worry over leaving our precious boy’s life to a dang dice roll!) It actually has given me a lot of confidence. Like, confidence that maybe with all the actual privelage and opportunity I have that maybe someone as stupid as me actually can survive without my parents. And I know that know because if Fen can do it with everything that’s going against him, what excuse do I have? I’m gonna take charge of my life, and actually learn to be a adult who can take care of themselves without there parents! I’m gonna learn and stop being so lazy! And it’s all thanks to you Lagotrope. Fen is very much a role model to me, as we basically think a lot alike. And I want him to do well, So I’ll do well to stay around and help him! So let’s all do our best to keep Fen safe, since he’s counting on us and I’m in a way counting on him. Hope I didn’t break any rules to say all this Lagotrope sir!

Will you continue the quest?

>>137417
yes, I will. I just, apparently, chose a really poor time to start it. I started it right before I went to a convention, and wound up getting significantly more badge commissions there than I anticipated. Since they've already been paid for, I need to get them done asap, which has kind of put a stall on my updating... sorry

>>137418
No need to be sorry for making a living!

>>137418
real life comes first so don't worry about. Just glad to see the quest is still live even if taking a short brake. I've always enjoyed this world's settings and enjoy getting to learn more about it.

I haven’t posted on one of these in years! I’m so excited to give advice on a adventure again!

Heretic 2022/09/16(Fri)21:08 No. 138167 ID: 2eaeea
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But this size is really funny to me

>>138166
>see a Nubru in the distance
Aw it looks adorable, like a big old chicken nugget. Wonder what the little guy is doing all the way out...
>Nurbru notices you and comes closer so you see it's actually this tall
>>138167
Jesus Christ! NOT SMALL NOT SMALL AT ALL!

Make it so they grow bigger during mating season.
If ya know what I mean.

I'd like to think that both sizes are canon, but the larger than human sizes are very rare because Nubru usually end up somehow getting killed before they grow old enough to get to that size.

So there was an error in the last post here https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1043351.html#1044620.
I misread one suggestor's two separate posts as two separate suggestor comments and it caused a tie I thought needed breaking instead of just the vote for the kitchen in the top left. Sorry about that.

Jynn 2022/08/20(Sat)13:37 No. 137946 ID: 899c9f
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Stang this weather, the heat is unbearable and you still have to man the drive-thru window. Good thing it’s a slow day, you’d die before the heatstroke got to you if anyone saw you like this-
…
Uhh… next window, please.

Sarcopholacooda 2022/08/30(Tue)13:33 No. 137981 ID: 11f77a
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Did a little reading on some old quests for chesty candidates.

Marisa the Runepuncher
from Artifact Quest

>>136517
>>136519
OK I STOPPED MYSELF BEFORE I RECKED MYSELF!


Blemmggalan's: You know how elves and dwarves are just humans with some minor and major changes made to them? This is one of the latter. Sexual dimorphism is cranked to the max for them. For the males are 6 feet tall humanoids with faces on their torsos(Eyes over the nipples, mouth over the belly), and the females are winged women heads with all the internal organs still attached to them. (If you need more refences on them, look up Headless men and Penanggalan)
The males brains are located right next to the heart, only separated by a tin muscle of muscle, but because of this they have worst breathing then a normal human's. The females have a impressive bite strength of 1,000 pounds, making them able to bite though most creatures bones. They also secrete this weird vinegar like substance that covers all their organs, it acts as a disinfectant, stopping bacteria from growing in and on them, and helping heal injury's when they do happen.

And un the topic of intercourse. You know how men have keys and women? Well Blemm's (Calling the men that now) have ovens and Ggalan's have turkeys. What happens first is the Ggalan inverts her body into the Blemm's though the neck hole they have (Think what a human has, but not that at all what so ever dear god it's not like that at all) and when the Ggalan is fully in up to her neck, the Blemm hibernates for 8 months while the Ggalan takes control over the body. After the months are up, the Ggalan leaves the Blemm with the baby. The baby is...just like a normal human baby. That is until they reach t

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>>136679
The unfortunate news is that I almost certainly am not good enough at drawing, or anatomy, to figure out how to make this work. I've only been doing this for a year- please take it easy on me.

>>136680
Oh dear lord I was never thinking about you drawing all of that! If you were going to draw anything I was thinking you would draw just the Headless men and Penanggalan, nothing more. I was just putting all of it into deep detail in how they work...And now I see I may have over explained them. Hm. Sorry.

Why the fu*k is Lidora such a horndog on seeing every single mortal naked??? Like, I mean, sure, I get it. But they’re so hell bent on it and in such a way that, that it’s a kink that they may take too far one day. Am I right? Or is it all just me how weird they’re acting on it?

Partly self-consciousness (attendants doesn't wear clothes, so why should mortals?), partly pride (she helped make pretty fur and scale patterns, and mortals will evolve those away into more skin, less fur and scales) and partly because she sees Farien as the horny one for designing skimpy clothes, which to be fair, she is.

We must all carry our burdens.

For example, I didn't even think of inserting a ton of innuendo into the fondling of flesh-machinery. Absolute missed opportunity.

Hallo! Always nice to see a returning author

hi i'm back and i haven't crossposted quest questions from my curiouscat in over a year. i'm going to do that in chunks while i wait for tvrn to get pulled out of the graveyard so i can update

>are there any hard limits to where tvrn could go? like, can we go on live tv and be like 'we're vampires. vampires exist. here's Constantin's address he's a bastard go kick his ass'
mmmm it’s hard to say without seeing the actual suggestions. live tv is a no bc ricardo isn’t that dumb. every vampire on earth would converge to turn him into ground beef if he did that

>Are vamps generally the same temperature as their surroundings? What temperature is a fever/uncomfortable for them?
they’re generally colder but warm up w activity/exertion, and don’t get bothered much by ambient air temperature but are sensitive to temperature via direct contact. hot baths instead of lukewarm/room temp would be unpleasant and it’s one of the reasons pascal doesn’t like touching humans more than necessary

>is vsl mostly like a way to put in a sign language without worrying about drawing the signing and grammar and stuff accurately because if so i COMPLETELY understand. otherwise it comes off slightly awkward (like there is an implication there is a universal "vampirese" spoken language to go with it?)
it’s partially a way to avoid misrepresenting an existing sign language but it’s also a worldbuilding thing — vsl is actually the only standardized vampiric language that exists, and the “vampiric” part of the acronym doesn’t refer to vampiric as an existing spoken language but vampiric as in the collective community. there’s an expectation from the cradle that everyone should just learn romanian at some point and an expectation from the world at large that everyo

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Okay now I'm confused, is Strip gender-fluid or did someone gender-curse them between panels?

>>133624
this comes up (i forgot how to crosslink posts between dif boards so forgive the unwieldy link lol) https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/925961+100.html#959131

>“Okay, ladykiller,” Strip snorts. She tilts her head back again, and she’s smiling, and Lamb’s defunct heart does something stupid and strenuous and uncomfortable. “Well, I’m not exactly a girl, so we can call this a totally new experience.”

>Right. Lamb knew that, about Strip — there had been a discussion, when they all first met, about… pronouns, gender, stuff Lamb had never thought about. Rack goes by “they” sometimes, and sometimes Rack and Sirloin call Strip “he” — but Mignon doesn’t, and Strip doesn’t correct people who use “she,” and it always seemed kind of… intimate, somehow, like something Lamb couldn’t join in on in case she might do it wrong. She did ask once, very clumsily, if it meant Strip felt like a boy, and was met with an extremely firm “no,” and since then hadn’t paid much attention, except for sometimes feeling a little out of the loop. But what else is new.

strip's gender hasn't been specifically defined (and i wouldn't say genderfluid is accurate for her or a word she would identify with) but she's nonbinary and uses both she and he pronouns with people she knows well.

I'm not sure what happened with TVRN but I miss those characters dearly and hope they return one day. Ricardo has such a special place in my heart. 💛

Losing my shit over DWAG not being able to control his handwriting when writing OUTSIDE and CAR RIDE.

3/6 Roaway 2022/02/18(Fri)13:41 No. 137014 ID: 0d2343
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"H-hey, wait! I - uh... Heyyyyyy! I uh... the whole thing kinda didn't get picked up on my radar is all. To tell you the truth, I don't know my months in order, and I thought December came a little later, y'know?"
>"Hey Ecoa, can you light my pipe?"
"Are you really going to smoke that in front of a kid."
>"Don't worry, it's medicinal!"
"Fine."
"And, well, February is basically December, right? It's still snowing and all! And you know, maybe it's better we were a little late! Because it was a bigger surprise or something... maybe? Look... I'm sorry..."
"You should go open the chest and show him what we got him."
"O-oh, right, good idea!"

4/6 Roaway 2022/02/18(Fri)13:42 No. 137015 ID: 0d2343
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>"I have a few words for the kid. kid; Smoking is bad! You'll never get the smell out of your feathers! It isn't cool, either! It'll make you look like a dweeb! Refraining from vices is the hard-boiled thing to do!"
"Hey Pascoe ya dork! Show this guy what we got and put on something stylish!"
"Got it!"
>"Ooh! I'll put on something too!"

5/6 Roaway 2022/02/18(Fri)13:42 No. 137016 ID: 0d2343
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"Here's what we got you for Secret Santa: Uniforms! Outfits! Clothes and accessories!" Winter coats, pith helmets, and a... gas mask? Why do we have these?"
"It's necessary, trust me."
>"We also got wind-breakers, scarves, goggles, ear warming hats! It's all yours! With all this stuff, you'll be the slickest kid on the block! Is this a block? It's a bit too snowy to tell."
"There are no penalties for impersonating an officer of the mail, right?"

6/6 Roaway 2022/02/18(Fri)13:43 No. 137017 ID: 0d2343
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"That’s... Neat. I'm not being offered a job, am I?"
>"Not exactly! By which I mean no! Maybe when you’re older! But hey, you can play dress up, or whatever kids do."
"Why are you giving me all this?"
"We thought you might like it!"
"We had to get rid of it."
"E-Ecoa..."

"Look. I'll be honest with you. We didn't have much of a uniform last year besides hats, some belts and a mail bag and rain coats. Since a... particular event, there was a retcon and now we all wear clothing. I'm not kidding. We have new uniforms for this year and the future. So, you can have all the stuff we had last year, plus some new stuff that got thrown in."
"What happened?"
"Trust me kid, you do not want to know. All I can say is that I had to personally burn some of those hats."

"Hey Pilot, what'd those dog guys get you for Secret Santa?"
>"Double spyglasses! Now I can look at two things at once! How about you?"
"Walkie-talkies! Now I can walk and talk at the same time, what a novel concept!"
>"Cooool! I'll trade you one of my spyglasses for one of those"
"Deal! Hey Ecoa, what'd you get?"
"Hm? I got a wool hat. It's nice. I also got a coupon. Have you ever been interrogated before, Pascoe?"
"Huh? No?"
"Would you like to?"

Sarcopholacooda 2022/07/24(Sun)19:10 No. 137729 ID: 11f77a
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Well hello my little yakbeets! I hope you’re enjoying your summers! I had so much fun here at my husband’s bathhouse with each and every one of you soaking up some good vibes. I can't believe half the year is gone already!

It’s Christmas in July somewhere and you know what that means--!

Well, well~ Looks like you’ve all given and received your gifts without missing a beat! I’m so proud of you! ♥ I look forward to hosting next year’s Secret Santa to see all of you again!

I officially declare this year's Secret Santa complete!

Hmm, I seem to be missing my favorite holiday CDs. I guess I’ll grab the extra copies from the attic.

--

Art décor illustrated by Himitsu

Minimum Effort Extras #1: The 1st pile of crud Lennoxicon 2022/07/09(Sat)17:27 No. 137634 ID: 2d7e70
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SCRAPPY BLADE: A magical, rusted sword blade missing its hilt. Combined with its other half it will regain its former glory.

Minimum Effort Extras #2: The 2nd pile of crud Lennoxicon 2022/07/09(Sat)17:28 No. 137635 ID: 2d7e70
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FORBIDDEN POLAROID: Give to a certain companion to temporarily boost their magic power 20x over. This will send them into a berserk frenzy for the duration of the combat scene, and if at least one enemy isn't killed they will start targeting allies too.

>>137634
Dubious glory, or actual glory?

Have you ever played Jet set radio, your art reminds me a lot of that game.

>>137599

I haven't gotten to play it yet, mostly cuz I want to try it on the actual consoles they came out on, but JSR is definitely a major inspiration for me.

I freaking love fashion so like, a game with a bunch of punks in the coolest fashion ever? Yes pleaseeeeee

>>137600

I have no idea why it said I was Anonymous, maybe I posted this on my phone or something lol, but this is definitely me.

So how long have you been coming to this site? I saw that you had a draw thread before you even started your quest.

>>137608

I've been on and off of Questden since my Freshmen year of college in 2016, when I posted my first Quest 'Art.'

It was pretty self-biographical and incredibly cringe, but hey it was something I made at one point so that's pretty funny!

Somedays I fantasize about just picking up where I left off with some of my really old quests, considering most of them made it aboooout, four updates before being totally abandoned.

Trayzeri 2022/04/09(Sat)11:15 No. 137353 ID: c92a02
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The long legs of the law.

Arhra 2022/04/11(Mon)06:11 No. 137354 ID: f6f6cb
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Deem's thighs have been posted, the pact is fulfilled.

Anet 2022/05/08(Sun)22:33 No. 137430 ID: c92a02
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Ant misbehavin'!

Arhra 2022/05/12(Thu)01:59 No. 137437 ID: e654e2
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Is that amalgamated golem looking different again?

Hush Deem, you haven't been getting enough sleep lately.

Gnoll 2022/06/19(Sun)14:07 No. 137548 ID: ca2950
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Dog thigh

Obviously this isn't a perfect metaphor, given how different this is from a pen and paper tabletop RPG, but let's say a level 9 warrior have 100 health- a critical hit guarantees you do damage, but 2d8+2 still isn't that much off the top as compared to say, 1d8+2. Clearly this is still a social encounter, and the dice system works a bit differently, but it makes sense to me that a single crit doesn't instantly solve everything- just diffuses the results of Vos fumbling a roll, and putting cap on edge. Maru is currently waiting on Viste to make the decisions as to how to proceed; if she were in charge she probably would have tried to cut off his leg so he can't run away anymore, and hauled him back to the ship to get locked in a dark box where no one can see or talk to him. Her little speech was really more for herself, and everyone else than for cap- even if you don't like what's going on, trust that the boss- Davina, and Viste as an extension of Davina's will, are handling the situation, and don't make any stupid decisions, no matter how much you want to kill the guy in front of you and wipe your hands of this whole mess. She's telling herself and Vos that they should trust Viste, and telling Viste that she's upset, but she's doing her best to keep it in check and let her handle it instead of subverting her authority and forcing her to manage cap and 3 other people.

>>116079
He asked what you want. Maybe try telling him what you want, at least with regard to his own immediate behavior?

>Maru is currently waiting on Viste to make the decisions as to how to proceed
>Maybe try telling him what you want
Ah. Clear, detailed, non-cryptic orders.

The enemy of taciturn, enigmatic alter egos the world over.

>>116124
I don't know about Davina/Viste, but Maru wants him dead. Hence her waiting for orders.

I would imagine we want him to come back to the ship peacefully, but honestly? It doesn't seem like a good idea to keep carrying him around, too much risk compared to the reward. We've seen the captain would be capable, under the right circumstances, of executing everyone on the ship and stealing it. The sorceress, if given the choice, would probably not be sentimental enough to turn down such an opportunity. Not sure what the boss thinks but Maru is skeptical that there's something worthwhile to risk keeping him around

>>116076
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/116125

>>134485
Cockwork*

I mean I’ve been some form of bi for like ten-ish years now, that it took this long for anyone to notice feels like a failing on my behalf

>>134636
Be more gay, Do moar crimes.

looking back on it, sisirri is drawn with a different number of legs every time and now i cant unsee

>>134636
How long of a hiatus is the quest on, or are you done with it?