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126663 No. 126663 ID: 2474dd

TGChan Super Secret Santa 2018

Back for the 3rd year running! Previous Secret Santas:

The OMNICLAUS is doing things a little differently this year. Instead of a separate sign-up thread, to participate in this year's Secret Santa, all you have to do is post the quest characters you'd like to take part in this thread. If you post multiple characters at once, please note in your post if they are a GROUP or INDIVIDUALS so anyone giving them gifts will know if they're doing a group gift for all of them to share or a gift for a particular character.

This year our lovely TGChan group of suggestors are ALSO allowed to gift characters! Simply let the OMNICLAUS know what your present is and who will receive it. (That is, post a gift suggestion) It will be up to the author who signed up if the characters accept the gift however. Not everyone appreciates a sack of NAUGHTY, especially Anon44's characters.

In the meantime, the participating characters will still gift each other like last year, with the announcements being made on the 14th (and again on the 21st if we have latecomers).

If you sign up, you are not obligated to have your characters respond to every gift but you will be expected to at least show the process of them getting a gift for the character(s) selected on the 14th (and maybe the 21st)

Expect the OMNICLAUS to ensure every participate receives at least one gift!
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No. 126666 ID: 2474dd

Clarification: You're free to suggest a gift to ANY quest character, but if the author doesn't post them in the thread there's no promise of a response. If you'd like to try to encourage their participation through suggestion by all means go for it.
No. 126668 ID: 336f21

For clarification, these gifts are all for Larro's characters. Shame is, I don't remember all their names! So we're going to see how many I remember enough about to gift to.

To the elf who is pretending to be a girl: Magically enchanted perfume of various effects. No, none of them are labeled. But all of them are fun, harmless, or both! Try them on yourself, or your friends.

To a young lady with a gas mask: A teddy bear. But one of those massive ones, the ones that double as a seat or even a bed.

To a paper golem: A bag of old christmas cards, all personalized for you! For a splash of color if you decide to integrate them, somehow.

To an angry archer girl: A nice keg of magical beer! Why is it magical? Because it makes more of itself to fill the keg, no matter how much you drink. Unless you drink it all.

To a cute, impish minion of an evil overlord: A cute mascot costume that looks like a penguin!

To a conflicted priestess under the same overlord's employ: A rosary. Do you use rosaries? I guess you do now!

To Saisai: A box of potions! None of them are labeled! Enjoy that.
To Morgan: An amourous Saisai. Open with caution.

To a stone golem. Clay golem?: A set of matroyska dolls. The ones that have smaller dolls inside them!

To a sleepy, comfy mage: A Casper mattress, which comes in a tiny vacuum-sealed bag that inflates just by opening it! It's really neat and comfy.

To Sevi: A bunny girl calender!
To a bunny girl: A potted pirhana plant!

To a black mage: A wide-brimmed straw hat and a blue robe.

To an evil overlord: A jacuzzi hot tub, for use next to the hot springs in your castle.

To an android girl: a set of tools for self-maintenance and improvement!

To a dude who is also a girl now, thanks to a ring and a magical curse: A sensible pair of winter socks.

To a huge dragon: A bra capabvle of containing your considerable and impressive gifts.
No. 126678 ID: 11f77a

Cybil, Victor, and Eudora (individual gifts) for another jolly year of gift giving!
No. 126679 ID: 2474dd
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If anyone needs a throw-away backdrop I whipped up one.
No. 126680 ID: a664e3
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I'm submitting. Ann, Logan, and Gina from Top Tier as a group. None of them are getting left out this year, full group participation!
No. 126681 ID: 080aaf

To Cybil, your present is an assortment of (sterilized) silly straws. Sip nutrient supplements in style!

To Victor, your present is a sample of high powered foaming agent straight from a Nanotrasen lab. This can get under armor and through clothing to apply any chemical you want to targets' skin! Expands in a huge cloud when activated, so it's ideal for chem grenades. Also good as a bath bomb.

Finally, to Eudora: a crystal flask of Lunar Pearlwater. (Your move, Ganymede.)
No. 126682 ID: 080aaf

To some other assorted characters:
Jack on the ROCK: Your present is a solar powered battery charger for your laptop. I have a feeling you're going to need it.

To SARA from Last Spark: A battered red BB gun. It may seem like a toy, but you could still put an eye out with this thing. Plus, you aren't going to break the bank buying its ammo.

To Deem: I know you the only things you truly appreciate are money and power, so your present is a gift card for Burger King. Have it your way.
No. 126720 ID: 2474dd
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Kitty: ... a little early, aren't you?

Spike: It's a CHRISTMAS ELF!

Kitty: They're not black and bullet-shaped, Spike.


Kitty sighs and looks up at Spike's latest acquisition.

Kitty: How did you get yourself into this mess, sweetie?

Bullet Bill: I have no idea, lady. Am I gonna die?

Kitty: Spike's antics rarely ever kill anyone.

Bullet Bill: That is not comforting at all.

SPIKE is going to send ANN of TOP TIER a gift, even though they're supposed to get a GROUP GIFT, because SPIKE is either an *idiot* or *willfully ignoring the rules*. It's impossible to tell which or perhaps both at once. Especially since a Bullet Bill is clearly too large to fit into Ann's revolver. Then again, he also claimed it was a Christmas elf so who knows.
No. 126721 ID: 2474dd
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Spike: Oh yeah! GROUP GIFT! OK I'll put a CHRISTMAS HAT on it!
No. 126723 ID: 2474dd
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Spike: Now it's a GROUP GIFT!

Kitty: That's a stale meme, Spike. You know two of their group are female, right?

Spike: They can share the HAT!

Kitty: God. Dammit. Spike.

Bullet: I am so confused.
No. 126754 ID: 2474dd
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Lil' Macha is super excited about the Secret Santa. Why wouldn't she be? She lives in a world where not only is Santa Claus real, but also an omni-potent being that helps give gifts from across time and space.

Also she's 4. She knows the Christmas Story because it appeases her human grandma but really it's all about sweets and presents, and not only does she have two sets of grandparents but she also has an additional mad scientist mother AND is on the Secret Santa list so her potential haul is pretty substantial.
No. 126768 ID: 11f77a
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Eudora: “Pearlwater huh? For something pretty rich it looks like I have a secret admire—"
No. 126769 ID: 11f77a
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Eudora: “—WHOOPS! Slipped right from my hand. I hope that didn't cost an arm and a wing!”
No. 126772 ID: 2755f5
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Princess Reefa 'salutations my wonderful populous! I have come to participate in your beautiful winter solstice festival and honor your savior god-son and his divine yet elderly and robust servant.

. . . oh! I see that and charmingly joyous comedian mister Spike is here along with his . . . hm . . . athletic sister.'

Princess Reefa'oh Spike you delightful scamp!'
No. 126773 ID: b5fb67


My leading ladies from June Quest, Sarah and Elena. And my new favorite couple from TWWLTP, Anita and Lily.



-Icker from King of Pentacles: a jar of Manuka Honey.
-Shopkeep from Nanogoo: LEGO's
-Pilot from Pilot: a stainless steel crowbar
-Alice from Bloom: Miracleberry tablets
-Blue from BLUE: A large, comfy sweater
-Nem: Blu-Ray box set of Celtic Thunder's Greatest Hits
-Hin from Dungeoneer: 5-pack of assorted high-grade smithing tools.
No. 126774 ID: 8d26c4
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Kitty: Let's get one thing straight, princess: I am in NO WAY related to Spike. And for the love of God, don't legitimize the screwjob's antics by calling him a comedian.
No. 126775 ID: 8d26c4
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Spike: Yeah! Besides we're snug-
No. 126776 ID: 8d26c4
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Spike: Glurp.
No. 126777 ID: 8d26c4
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Kitty: ... don't nibble.

Spike: Mmuurrphf ffrph...

Kitty: No, just shut the fuck up.
No. 126779 ID: 8d26c4
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>-Nem: Blu-Ray box set of Celtic Thunder's Greatest Hits

Nem: Thank-you, I really wasn't expecting...
No. 126780 ID: 8d26c4
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Macha: MAMMA! Is dat my first Kissmas gift?
No. 126782 ID: 8d26c4
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Nem: Of COURSE it is sweetie!

Macha: YAY!

Nem: So what do we say?

Macha: Tank-you Mamma!

Nem: No, Mr. Anon44 gave this to you.

Macha: Tank-you Anonfourffyfour!

Nem: Because of course Mr. Anon44 wouldn't forget about my little girl on her very first TGChan Secret Santa, RIGHT? Do you like "Celtic Thunder" Macha?

Macha: YEAH!

Nem: It's not a pokémon, sweetie.
No. 126804 ID: 8d26c4
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The OMNICLAUS has given 3 of the Top Tier cast their gifting assignment! As you are selected for a GROUP GIFT, you may work together to gift your target!

Quest: https://tgchan.org/wiki/King_of_Pentacles

No. 126805 ID: 8d26c4
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The OMNICLAUS has given TEAM PORT ECHO their secret santa assignment!

As they are working as individuals, they will need to do separate gifts.

Your targets:

EDORA: You will be gifting SPIKE & KITTY. You needn't look much farther than their posting here, it pretty much well sums them up.

CYBIL: You are gifting ELENA from https://tgchan.org/wiki/June_Quest

VICTOR: You will be gifting ANITA from https://tgchan.org/wiki/The_Witch_Who_Lost_Her_Panties

No. 126807 ID: 8d26c4
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The OMNICLAUS has selected the secret Santa assignments for Sarah, Elena, Anita and Lily!

Your targets:

SARAH: Your target is EUDORA from https://tgchan.org/wiki/Team_Port_Echo
ELENA: Your target is the crew from https://tgchan.org/wiki/Top_Tier
ANITA: Your target is LITTLE MACHA. She's now a small child. She's pretty much flat out stated her favourite thing already.
LILY: Your target is NEM, who is also Little Macha's mother. If you're stuck, you can't go wrong with wine.

No. 126808 ID: 8d26c4
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The OMNICLAUS has assigned Princess Reefa's secret Santa target!

Your target

LILY, from part 2 of The Witch Who Lost Her Panties: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/756195.html

No. 126858 ID: 8d26c4
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Nem: So Macha, what do you want to get Victor?


Nem: I know you like Pokémon, sweetie but Victor's a lot older than you are. What else do you think he might like?


Nem: What if he doesn't Pokémon?

Macha considers this.

Macha: He can ty it!

Nem: But what if he's already tried Pokémon and doesn't like it?

Macha considers this.


Nem sighs.

Nem: Those weren't mons, they were actual imprisoned demons. Mama Lilly ... ummm... What if he's already tried Demimon and doesn't like it?

Macha thinks for a moment but looks frustrated.


Nem turns away briefly to compose herself. She knows fully well that the very last thing she needs Macha to see is her being amused by vulgarity -- not if she wants to curb that habit, that is.

Nem: Sweetie, those are bad words. Don't you think they hurt Spike's feelings?

Macha: No!

Nem knows Macha has a point but she has a back-up plan.

Nem: What about God's feelings?

Macha thinks for a moment.

Macha yells out: I TORRY DOD!!

Nem sighs, then begins again.

Nem: So, what ELSE could we get Victor for Christmas?



Barry calls out in response: "I started pouring the moment I heard Macha apologize to God, baby!"
No. 126928 ID: 8d26c4
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Barry hands Nem a glass.

Nem: Thanks, Boo.

Macha: Daddy, I gonna give Vickter POKEYMAN!

Nem sighs.

Nem: Sweetie...

Barry: Actually he might like Pokémon. Lots of people like Pokémon. I mean, you gave it to me on our first real date, remember? So whatcha gonna get Cybil?

Nem: Well, her bio says "Lawful, very authoritative; however, quite the motherly figure to the family of heroes".

Barry: Sounds like you.

Nem: ... heh. Well if she is then I think I know the PERFECT gift. A bottle of faerie wine.

Barry: Ummm.... do we have that?

Nem: I know where to get it in The Village.

Barry: Is it SAFE for someone in a contamination suit?

Nem: Should be. It's not really so much physical as it is... well, a bottled memory of drinking really nice wine and the following effects.

The OMNICLAUS will deliver the latest POKEMON GAME, system and power pack to VICTOR, and a couple of bottles of FINE FAERIE WINE to CYBIL.
No. 126947 ID: a664e3
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Ann "Would it be rude to regift the crown?"

Gina "What would she even want with it? Isn't this Reefa chick already a princess?"

Ann "Ah, yeah, you're right..."

Spike's unexpected gift of a woman was... mildly surprising to say the least. Finding out that it was just a large bullet turned into a princess by a magic crown was... surprisingly easier to accept. Frankly, from what I've seen and heard from the other holiday events, it was believable. Turns out it likes Smash Bros.

Gina "Course I'm ri- FUCK!"

Bullet Bill "You've gotta watch out for the bomb-ombs. They start walking around after-"

Gina "I know! I know, I just got distracted."

Bullet Bill "I was hoping you'd distract him for just a little longer. Unless a Smash Orb spawns right behind me, I don't have a chance."

Logan smiles confidently, as the round will almost certainly go to him.

Ann "Alright, Reefa's a princess, and her kingdom is supposedly really great and prosperous..."

I sigh, and bury my face into one of the couch cushions.

Ann "What are you supposed to give someone like that? It sounds like she has everything she could ever want already."

Gina "You're the only one of us who met her, so what did she seem interested in then?"

Ann "I only got info on her kingdom. I didn't think to ask about her."

Gina "Wow, that's super impolite. You're such a jerk, Ann."

Logan "Th-The worst."

Bullet Bill "So mean."

Ann "Ha. Ha. You are so funny. I am overcome with laughter at the humor that you have dispensed to me. Ha."

Gina "You said she was from a kingdom?"

Ann "Yeah, I kind of got a medieval fantasy kind of vibe from her dress and booth."

Gina "Well there you- GOD FUCKING DAMN THIS GAME!"

Logan holds back a chuckle, as the screen displays his victory.

Bullet Bill "He got us..."

Gina "I noticed!"

Gina was literally steaming with frustration. It wouldn't be a problem, since this was her house. She could burn the carpet here all she wanted, as it would just get buried in all of the others scorch marks.

Ann "Hmmm... Ah! Gina, I think I get what you were saying."

Gina "Good. How about you, Logan?"

Logan gave us a confused look. He hadn't caught on to what we were thinking yet.

Ann "Princess Reefa comes from a medieval fantasy kingdom, unless her apparel was unrepresentative of her homeland. So the best gift for someone like that would be..."

Logan "...S-Something m-m-modern?"

Ann "Bingo!"

Gina "Do you got any neat tech we could wrap up and send?"

Logan opens his mouth, but Gina quickly holds out an open palm to stop him.

Gina "Yeah, just realized what I did there. Give me a minute."

She leaves the room without explanation. About 20 seconds later, she comes back wearing a pair of earbuds. She hands me a pair as well, which I quickly put in.

Gina "Alright, chatter away."

Logan "I-I have a f-few things that we c-could gift. Just yesterday I was tinkering with the idea of using the theoretical principles of quantum mechanics as a foundation for..."

Logan nearly blasted us away as he spoke. He held nothing back in his lengthy impassioned ramble. I swear, the room was shaking with each syllable. Even with the earplugs, I held my hands over my ears in a desperate attempt to block it out. The poor Bullet Bill, who didn't even have ears to plug, had resorted to hiding on the other side of the couch as Logan. Meanwhile, Gina was just sitting and nodding along, like nothing was wrong. I guess you can get used to near eardrum shattering volume with extended exposure.

Finally, Gina motions for Logan to stop, and he cuts off mid-speech.

Gina "Simplify it a bit. It's a Christmas gift, it doesn't need to be cool in a way that only genius smarties can get. Something gimmicky and awesome's what we need. Like that portal pocket, the noise-powered deep fryer, or some other thing that tells you everything you need to know in four words or less."

Ann "Since we're looking for a gift for a princess, we should keep in mind what her life is probably like. She probably has advisors and armies to keep her safe, so no weapons. And, maybe don't get anything too dangerous either, else she may not get it at all. For her, maybe just something..."

Gina "Fun?"

Ann "Yeah. If she's well off, then all we can really give is something entertaining. Like you were saying, Gina, something gimmicky and awesome's definitely the way to go."

Logan takes a moment to think before responding back. I hold my ears once more in preparation.

Logan "R-Remember when I w-went to your school?"

Gina "Yeah, but I don't remember you building all that much that semester. What specifically?"

Logan "My s-science f-f-fair project?"

Gina "Oh yeah! Those shoes that let you fly, right? Why the hell haven't we used those more often?"

Logan "...The battery p-problem."

Ann "Didn't Mr. Thornberry break his leg when those shut off mid-air for him?"

Logan hides his face behind his hands in shame of that memory.

Ann "Wait, but Princess Reefa has wings. What if she can already fly?"

Gina "Ah shit, that's right."

Logan "W-Well, c-c-considering aerodynamics, the Aerodynamic Incredible Drift Shoes Model Number 69 could allow for greater mobility in the air. Sudden direction changes, greater heights, the ability to idle in mid-air..."

He goes on with his monologue, to the agony of me and the Bullet Bill. Soon enough, Gina shows us mercy, and stops him.

Gina "Yeah, the AIDS-69 are-"

Uncharacteristically, Logan slugs Gina in the arm. Pretty forcefully too.

Gina "Right, forgot how much you hated that name."

Logan "I-I will make a wh-whole new model j-just to g-get rid of that horrible name."

Gina "Then it'll just be AIDS-70."

Logan hits her again.

Ann "Why don't you just drop the 'incredible' from the name? Then it would just be ADS."

Logan "B-Because they are i-incredible..."

Gina "Better fix the battery problem before we send them. That, or just leave a warning note in the box."

Ann "Yeah, I don't want to anger an entire kingdom by dropping their princess out of the sky. Also, it would just be kind of mean. Not really in the spirit of Christmas."

Logan "I-I can fix it in h-half an hour. N-No sweat. A-A-After the L-14 disaster, I-I'm a l-l-lot better with p-power problems."

Ann "What about the crown? You came in wearing it, BB. Do you want to keep it?"

Bullet Bill "Nah, it feels weird to have skin. Ick."

Ann "How about you two?"

Gina "Nuh uh."

Logan doesn't reply, instead picking his controller back up and ignoring the offer.

Well... he didn't say no.

I place the crown on Logan's head.
No. 126948 ID: a664e3
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In seconds, a puff of smoke surrounds Logan. When it clears, he is clearly different. His hair was longer, his face was rounder, and... he was a she.

Logan had become Logette.

Ann "Oh my gosh, you're adorable Logan!"

Logan "..."

Gina "Cute. How's it feel to suddenly flip genders?

Logan "..."
No. 126950 ID: a664e3
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Logan "..."

Suddenly, his eyes well up with tears, and he starts shaking.

Ann "O-Oh! He really doesn't like it!"

Gina "Hey! Logan, d-don't cry, please!"

She rushes over, and knocks the crown right off of his head, returning him to normal. He's still sniveling, like he could start crying at any moment.

Bullet Bill "I'm getting out of here! I don't wanna go deaf!"

Gina "Ann, you're my friend, but you made Logan cry, so when I'm done calming him down, I'm gonna whoop your ass. Just a heads up."

Ann "R-Right..."


After calming Logan down, and a short beat-down, courtesy of Gina, Logan fixed up the shoes. We made an inquiry to learn Reefa's shoe size before sending, and resized the shoes appropriately to fit her.

By we, I mean Logan. Gina and I just did his chores for him while he did all of the work.

After the modifications though, the three of us mail out our gift of the Aerodynamic Incredible Drift Shoes Model Number 70 to Princess Reefa. Merry Christmas, Princess, and to everyone else as well!

Now, I'm gonna go put ice on these bruises. Gina doesn't hold back when Logan's involved...
No. 126952 ID: 9876c4

[franklin] F*** homie, thas sexy. [/franklin]

Can't wait to see the princess' new shoes.
No. 126953 ID: cc0a23
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>Jack on the ROCK: Your present is a solar powered battery charger for your laptop. I have a feeling you're going to need it.
:rNouille: Ooh. What is 'zat?

:rJack2: I think it might be called 'useless junk'. I'm not sure it'll actually work, I haven't actually seen the sun since I got here. The atmosphere is too thick, or something.

:rNouilleDoubt: I do not know what a 'sun' is. And you did not answer 'ze question!

:rJack: The sun is the thing that's just beyond that sky. Probably. It should be, I mean, the light isn't coming from nowhere, right?

:rJackNervous: ... Actually, it might be. Makes as much sense as all the other shit around here.

:rJack2: Well... fingers crossed that it'll work because it'd be nice to have something go my way. Thanks, man.
No. 126963 ID: 8d26c4
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Kitty: So we drew SARAH from JUNE QUEST as our Secret Santa...

Spike: Let's give her ALL THE PANTIES!!!


Spike: PANTY GET!!!



No. 126965 ID: 094652

To Vivian from Family Traditions: A giant space suit with lead shielding. Please live.

To Kharadra from Dragon Romance: Someone accidentally dropped off an entire crate of Vibroshock Bras! These babies provide neural stimulation through the straps using a complex system of fine-tuned industrial grade enchantments. Now your non-polymorphers can finally experience the joy of being groped through their tissue tits! Please sell them at discount prices! Oh and tell us if they're working~

Get well soon!
No. 126970 ID: 11f77a
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Another merry holiday season for the Super-terrestrial Division! And this year we celebrate on ALP DAGA, the planet of the Chupians where Victor hails from.

And what’s this? Why it’s a gathering of friends, who place their gifts near the statue of Tars Zoa-Darth, the mythical soothsayer of the baths.

Let’s have a closer look-see.
No. 126971 ID: 11f77a
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Eudora: "I guess I’ll go first to get this over with."

It was the journey to deliver the Boga Trumpet...

Ganymede: “I’m so happy to deliver the sacred Trumpet alongside you, Eudora! If the Nausagor stop their infinite lullaby — the Aeigoth Kraken will wake up and decimate the village that resides nearby! How lucky you were chosen for this important task!”

Eudora: “YOU put my name in the bin. YOU replace the trumpets!”

Eudora: “Why can’t they just move their stupid village?”
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Ganymede: “Magnificent... Rarely anyone has the pleasure to stand before such an orchestra! Each note must be precise and harmonic. We mustn’t stick around too long, for their unending serenading hums will put all of us in a deep slumber. Witness the Blower of the Dark Instrument! And look over yonder and see thy rusty trombone to replace!”

Eudora: “Stop saying words. Let’s do this thing over with.”
No. 126973 ID: 11f77a
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No. 126974 ID: 11f77a
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Eudora: And so I gift the old Boga Trumpet to the fuzzy meatbags SPIKE & KITTY, who can use their combined forelimbs to play an annoying noise to their hearts content...
No. 126978 ID: cc0a23
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Ten thousand eyes creak open. The black skies jingle and scream. Titanic hearts pump ichor through miles of rotting veins. Shub-Santurath Clausahky arises from his death slumber.

Gift piles tower to the heavens. Seeped from filth crusted pores, wrapped and bow tied. Judgements of the wrathful christmas mad god, ready to be delivered.

Shub-Santurath Clausahky has seen when you were sleeping, has known when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, and now his verdict is at hand. Prepare yourself.
No. 126979 ID: cc0a23
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To the Omniclaus, a neutered slave creature. Through generations of selective breeding, it has been rendered an impotent hunter, a dull thinker, and a weak labourer. The only conceivable purpose it possesses is to be amusing through its sheer worthlessness. Throw a stick and watch the simple minded beast run to retrieve it back for you. Reflect on the complete lack of value of this life form as you do so.
No. 126980 ID: cc0a23
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Judgment is not yet complete. To the Omniclaus, an assortment of sweet sugar confectioneries. They unbalance the body, bring slow and painful tooth rot, provide no nutrition, and worst of all, are fiendishly addictive. Through the illusion of meaningless concepts such as 'taste', the victim is encouraged to ingest more and more poison until it grows unhealthy and bloated with indulgence. The confectioneries come in a variety of 'delicious' 'flavors' such as peppermint and licorice, ensuring their target absolutely shall be ensnared.
No. 126981 ID: cc0a23
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Judgment is not yet complete. To the Omniclaus, a flayed elf skull. A swarm of hornets and bees have taken nest inside. They continually vibrate at a tooth grating frequency, and should you hold the skull for any length of time, your skin is sure to erupt into painful blisters and sores. The elf still screams from time to time, unleashing more stinging swarms from between skinless lips.
No. 126983 ID: cc0a23
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Judgment is not yet complete. To the Omniclaus, a small plastic figure molded to the form of a frozen corpse. Ice has been destructively embedded into his flesh, a testament to his undoubtedly painful and cruel demise. His face is caught in a rictus death grin, preserved for all time. Press a button at the base, and machinery within the plastic corpse forces it to flail as noise emits;

I'm Mr. White Christmas,

I'm Mr. Snow.

I'm Mr. Icicle,

I'm Mr. Ten

No. 126984 ID: cc0a23
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It's gone. Someone took it.


... Ahem.

Judgement is rendered incomplete. Nobody else gets any presents. That thieving GODDAMN PHASEBEAR will be hunted down to whatever pit of a year he's run off to, and get his goddamn SKULL CRACKED OPEN and his brain FUCKED into PASTE!

No. 126985 ID: 2755f5
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Icker is provided with another holiday outfits, but she's tired of dressing like a clown
No. 126986 ID: 2755f5
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instead she wraps up in a warm Blanket and enjoys some tasty Manuka honey gifted to her by Anon44
No. 126990 ID: 8d26c4
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Kitty: What is your GODDAMN PROBLEM, missie? What the hell did I ever do to you to make you let Spike near any kind of instrument, let alone one with religious significance and potential eldritch power? At best, he's just going to be fucking obnoxious with it.
No. 126991 ID: 8d26c4
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Spike plays some sort of eldritch tune on the old Boga Trumpet while running around carrying a rather large ANON44 BEAN.
No. 126992 ID: 8d26c4
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Something eldritch happens.
No. 126993 ID: 8d26c4
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Kitty: And now my panties are gone in some sort of deranged "PANTY GET" situation. Who knows who else is now going commando because Spike's an idiot and sending a bunch of used underwear to Sarah for Christmas.
No. 126994 ID: 8d26c4
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Nem: Boo? Could you bring me another pair of panties? Someone magically nicked my Christmas knickers again.

Barry: What do you mean AGAIN?!

Nem: Well a couple of years ago the OMNICLAUS traded me them for some mulled wine, but people seem to make such a big deal about my underwear that I don't even give it much thought anymore. Well, as long as they're just magically giving me a draft. There's only two people who are allowed to take my drawers off physically.

Barry from a distance: You have a lot of "Mistletoe" panties, Baby.

Nem: Uh-huh.
No. 126995 ID: 8d26c4
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There is an uproar from the distance. Many voices scream about a ruined ritual and the sudden disappearance of panties.

Again, apparently.

Anita: Does anyone else feel a draft?
No. 126996 ID: 8d26c4
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Lily: ANITA! My panties! They're GONE!

Anita: Oh my goodness!
No. 126997 ID: 8d26c4
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Anita: OH MY.... Goodness....

Wait, is this just some more of Nem's slash fiction?
No. 126998 ID: 8d26c4
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Sami: Heh, no. Nem only does slash fiction of Deem & Hin. This is some of MINE.

Amy: And it's GOOOOOOOD. Whatcha gonna call it?

Sami: "Anita's Awakening: The Witch Who Lost Her Panties and Discovered Ass Eating."

Amy: Niiiiiiiiiiiice.
No. 127000 ID: 8d26c4
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Kitty: GODDAMMIT, SPIKE! Aside from Sami & Amy, how EXACTLY is this supposed to be a nice Christmas gift for ANYONE?!
No. 127001 ID: 8d26c4
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Spike: It's a nice gift for Anon44!

Kitty: ...

Kitty: ...

Kitty: ... yeah, probably. Well. Touché.
No. 127004 ID: 2755f5
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Princess Reef: 'Dearest Lilly, I've gifted to you a warm coat to keep your bare limbs warm in these cold winter months, I hope it serves you well!'
No. 127005 ID: 11f77a
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No. 127006 ID: 11f77a
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Numax: “GASP! My perfect coat!”
No. 127007 ID: 11f77a
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Numax: “Sashi?! You jerk!”

Sashi: “What’d I do?”

Numax: “Don’t play dumb with me!”
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Numax: “How do you like THAT?!”

Sashi: “My fur! I have a date tonight and now everything’s ruined!”

Deemus: “Hey! What are you doing to her?!”


Deemus: “Like that?!”


Deemus: “My goatee!!”



Dama: “This was not the family I raised...”

Yamelle: “Oh dear...”
No. 127009 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: “And so, this holiday, the Yamelle-Damas pitched in for ANITA’S gift! May the soothsayer deliver among the stars!”

Victor: “I present a Chupian poncho, knitted from the tough hairs of my brethren to survive even the coldest winters in Alp Daga!”
No. 127010 ID: 91ee5f

Now that they figured out Victor was the one that started everything, I wonder how they’re going to get back at him?
No. 127011 ID: b5fb67

(still working on reaction images, I haven't forgotten.)
No. 127016 ID: 11f77a

Working on the last gift! Expect it some time before the new year.
No. 127078 ID: b5fb67
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Sarah: "Hey Eudora! I heard you like to punch things, so I got you these brass knuckles. Well, they're not brass. More like a titanium alloy. But they're great for punching! I think!"

Eudora: "Hey, neat. They fit my hands though, right?"

Sarah: "Er..."
No. 127079 ID: b5fb67
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Sarah: "What the... is that a giant pile of pa-"
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Sarah: "Ggggkkkkgkg."
No. 127096 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: “Does digital printing take too long to put a gun in your hands in the heat of battle? Are you tired of being halfway across the galaxy and forget your immunities?”

Cybil: “For my gift I bring a quantum-defying invention for ELENA. 4-D Epaulettes to keep everything within distance no matter where you are in the universe!”
No. 127097 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: “Fasten this baby like a shoulder guard and it just works!”

Cybil: “You just have to set the coordinates exactly right as planets and galaxies are constantly changing positions at unfathomable speeds.”

Cybil: “Observe as I reach inside my workshop billions of miles away! A bottle of gifted wine will do!”
No. 127098 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: “Sometimes you may need an assistant on the other end to hand you your merchandise.”

Cybil: “Hmm, taking a lil’ while...”

Cybil: “I’ve only ever done this once before.”
No. 127099 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: “Ah! There we go!”

Cybil: “And whabbam!”
No. 127100 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: “...”

Cybil: “I have no idea what this is...”
No. 127129 ID: 8d26c4

Love the references.
No. 127132 ID: 4c908d

...It looks like an internal organ.

You may have killed something or someone.
No. 127138 ID: 8d26c4

Naw, it's probably from The Rock so it's fine.
No. 127185 ID: b5fb67
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Anita: "Hey Macha! Merry Christmas!"

Macha: "Hello lady! Merr Christmas!"

Anita: "I heard you like Pokemon, so I called in a favor and got you something special."

Macha: "What is it?! What is it?!"
No. 127186 ID: b5fb67
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Anita: "A real-life Pokemon of your own!"

Macha: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Which one is it?!"

Anita: "You'll have to open the Pokeball and find out!"
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Nem: "Seriously? A real Pokemon? Good lord..."

Lily: "Ah, I think she'll be fine. Anyways, here's some wine for ya!"

Nem: "Ooo, is that mead?"

Lily: "Yeah! Store owner told me it was honey wine, so that's like... similar, right? But to hedge my bets, I got some really nice Cabernet Sauvignon."

Nem: "I'm definitely going to need it with this Pokemon running around."
No. 127202 ID: 8d26c4
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Macha: I gotta MAGIKARP!

Nem: Ahh, you got her a "pokémon".


Nem pours a glass of wine.

Nem: Care for a glass, dear?


Macha: I'm gonna train him and make him a Guyaydoe! I'm gonna call him GROGDOR!

Nem: Well, we'll all help you take good care of Grogdor. We'll start by getting him a bigger home.

Macha: YAY!
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Elena: "Uh... hello Annabelle, Gina, and Logan! So I kinda... left my Christmas shopping to the last minute, and I wasn't able to find anything to really suit your likes... so I uh... got you guys these Chili's gift cards."

Elena: "Mer... Merry Christmas! I guess!"
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