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139765 No. 139765 ID: 3c7c24

It's Dragon Day!
It's Dragon Day!
Come on down for Dragon Day!
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No. 139767 ID: 3c7c24
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We have some rules
you should obey!
No. 139768 ID: 3c7c24
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Four magic worlds
for you to play!
It's Dragon Daaaaaay!

1. Entrance
2. Cyrus's Potion Stand. Dragonizing potions for sale
3. Royal Village Shopping, dining, souvenirs, photo ops, and characters.
4. King's Castle Interactive tour and indoor VR rides. Also Customer Service.
5. Royal Fair Carnival games, carnival food, rides.
6. Dancing Fountain
7. Livestock Herds Outdoor dining. Grab your own food!
8. Mile High Tower Theme restaurant. The servers dress as knights.
9. Water Park! Rides & Slides. Splash zone!
10. Super Splash Coaster!
11. Hot Springs For sragons who like it hot, but not too hot. Don't miss the Rainbow Pool!
12. Hoard Mountain Glittering gold! Trinkets and Baubles! Minecart ride, underground dining and snacks. Dig for your own gems! Also, snow play area at the peak.
13. Volcano A water park but with LAVA! Also dining and shopping inside. Caution: HOT!

ALSO HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THE PARK ARE FIVE PRINCESSES! Kidnap them for a fabulous ransom from Customer Service!
No. 139769 ID: 3c7c24
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:RHBDS_CL: "Dragonizing potions! Get yer dragonizing potions here! Turn into a dragon if you don't want to get eaten!"
No. 139770 ID: 3c7c24

Rule #3 Don't be *too* Lewd

It's a public park. Bikinis, skimpy clothes and minor wardrobe malfunctions are okay, but if you start acting explicit security is gonna come after ya.

Rule #6 Non-dragons enter at your own risk

If you draw a non-dragon character coming to the park to gawk at dragons, that will be interpreted an AFFIRMATIVE REQUEST to see that character get vored.

No guarantee they will get vored, but you are not only risking it but requesting it.

Does not apply to characters who are under the effects of dragonizing potion.
No. 139771 ID: 3c7c24

I made it big so you can draw on it. Feel free to put stickers or other marks indicating where your characters are!
No. 139772 ID: 49f329
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Water Park Changing Room

Gecko: OH MY GOD KAYK PUT THOSE AWAY. Why can’t I have a normal sister?

Kayk: Why does it matter? We’re going to be wearing swimsuits.

Gecko: Bikinis aren’t really known for staying on, and I am NOT getting kicked out because you refuse to keep your bits tucked in like a NORMAL dragon.

Kayk: Fine, fine… I still think these swimsuits are overdressing, though. We could just go naked.

Gecko: Nudity is out, fashion is in. Don’t you want to be stylish for the dragon dudes?

Kayk: I have a boyfriend, and he likes my sense of style as it is.

Gecko: He’s not a dragon, his opinion doesn’t count. Duh.

Kayk: Meh.
No. 139774 ID: 49f329
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Water Park

Kayk: This outfit isn’t very well-designed…

Gecko: Told ya so. Now let’s go on those slides! Hold on tight!

Kayk: To the slides, or my top?

Gecko: Both! Security’s gonna kick you out if you’re lewd, remember?

Kayk: UGH. Are you sure you won’t slice the slides up with those blades of yours?

Gecko: Same hazard as our horns, I’m sure they’ve figured something out. Come on, come on!
No. 139775 ID: 9ea24b
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Salamence uses his newfound powers of literacy to study the park brochure. It looks like there's a promising amount of fried carbs at the Royal Fair!
No. 139776 ID: 9ea24b
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It's an overload of sounds and sights between the creak of the old wooden rides and the rigged fair games, but Salamence focuses on the true goal, which is funnel cakes.
No. 139778 ID: e7c7d3
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You hope no customers come today. This doesn't seem to be a safe place for a kobold, (regardless of the "no eating staff" rule.) Plus, you don't actually know what a funnel cake is.
No. 139779 ID: 3c7c24
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How is a dragon expected to travel without her kobolds???

Kobolds pls come you won't be eaten.
No. 139780 ID: 9ea24b
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Salamence finds a booth with a promising looking young chap and requests some food.

Kobold: Sorry, what?

Salamence repeats what he said.

Kobold: I don't understand, the only thing you're saying is 'Salamence Salamence Salamence'.
No. 139781 ID: 9ea24b
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This is the worst case scenario. Salamence panics and puts his paws up on the counter to try and get nearer to the kobold. Salamence begs for his sweet fried dough.
No. 139782 ID: 38349b
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Mint has decided to leave her bookstore, the titular dimension hopping BOOKWYRMS for a bit of a reprieve, and what luck, there happens to be a quaint little dragon theme park relatively close by.

She stops by the front gate and examines the map of the park.

Mint: This little map is missing something...
Mint: STICKERS!!!!
No. 139783 ID: 38349b
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Mint then proceeds to affix magical stickers on the map that just so happen to change themselves into whoever it is that is attending the park.
No. 139784 ID: 38349b
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She leaves a nice little leaf of the things on top of that potion stall for whomever might come by.

Feel free to stick em wherever!
No. 139785 ID: e7c7d3
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Oh no! This strange person is upset! You'd much rather deal with arcane abominations than deal with an upset customer. What do you do!? You weren't trained for this. You weren't trained for anything! You even had to supply your own logo'd shirt.

What is it even asking for? Salamance? Is that foreign? A speech impediment? It must be asking for some sort of food, but what? Maybe a salad? No, don't be stupid. Who gets a salad at a theme park? Maybe they're saying salamander? Do you deep-fry newts here? Oh, you know! They're asking for the super spicy salamander pepper! But covered in cake dough?

Not your problem. The customer is always right. And remember the company motto:
No. 139786 ID: e7c7d3
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Just Deep Fry It!!!
No. 139787 ID: e7c7d3
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"That'll be $34 Dragon Park Bucks 9tm). The nearest currency exchange kiosk is next to the customer service pavilion"
No. 139788 ID: 9ea24b
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Salamence has no money because he has never needed any, the communist commune aka Team Friendlies has always provided for his needs. He's glad the food service worker prepared something for him, but he doesn't have any way to pay.
No. 139789 ID: 9ea24b
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Channeling his inner Gengar, he nabs the fried object and runs.
No. 139790 ID: 9ea24b
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After finding a quiet corner, Salamence chows down on the mysterious object.

Salamence has learned Flamethrower! He can't stop spewing flames! Also his tummy hurts.
No. 139791 ID: 3c7c24
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:RHBDS_RHBDS: "Keep up, Scrimbalt. I hope you appreciate the trouble I went through to get the manager to fix the rules so you could come in. Try not to embarrass me while I'm on the prowl."
No. 139792 ID: 3c7c24
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:RHBDS_Scrimbalt: "Y-yes, mistress."
No. 139825 ID: 783c41
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Gecko: You first, Kayk! You know how to swim, right?

Kayk: Sort of? I mean, I mostly float, so-

Gecko: Sink or swim, sis!

Kayk: AAHHH! Look out below!


Kayk: Cold! Cold! Cold!

RHBDS: Warm. Warmer. Warmer…
No. 139826 ID: ca2950
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Alex: "So what's the deal with this place?"

Keimi: "I don't know, but only dragons and kobolds are allowed in without being eaten."

Alex: "I don't want to question your master plan, but we're not those things."

Keimi: "Yeah, but after some research and translation, I discovered that this is what a kobold looks like."

Alex: That's just some guy."

Keimi: "Exactly. Nobody will suspect a thing. They'll never be able to tell we're not kobolds."
No. 139828 ID: 9ea24b
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"Sir! I need your strongest Dragonizing Potion so I can graphically eat that cute couple. It's urgent!
No. 139829 ID: dd4f2c
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Nate: My potions are too strong for you, traveller! You could not handle being a dragon, let alone a man! You are a rascal with no respect for knights, no respect for anything, except your hunger.

Cyrus: Ey, who told you you can set up shop here, you canned monkey? Get the fuck outta here.

Nate: Proverbially bite me, chin pubes.
No. 139831 ID: 9b127b
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Princess Reefa: "this is a splendid castle I really must give my compliments to the architects!"
Reefa looks about: "I heard tell that there are other princesses about, I hope they aren't too busy managing festival affairs' and we'll have time to exchange notes on prospective policy, future governance and ambassadorial responsibilities!"
No. 139832 ID: a7a180
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<Ooh, potionzzz. Bright Eyes become dragon! Breathe fire, crush, kill, dezztroy! Give, now!>
No. 139833 ID: a7a180
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<What… what izz this? Bright Eyes... dragonfly? No fair! Am still zmall! And not breathe fire! Zzztupid potion seller! Need zztrongest potion!>
No. 139836 ID: 9ea24b
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John is a bit taken aback. Hasn't this armored fellow learned of yes, and? Luckily the long orange dragon still seems on board.

:rhbds_cl: Here's yer potion, go nuts.
No. 139837 ID: 9ea24b
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John fiddles with the cork until it pops free, then takes a mighty swig of potion.
No. 139838 ID: 9ea24b
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Wow! He's turned into a moderately sized skeletal dragon. John can't wait to eat some hapless passerby as fatally as possible.
No. 139841 ID: 38349b
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Adriana: My sister always said these days were super cool.
Adriana: Only Kobolds and dragons allowed huh?
Adriana: Those are beast-kin, not even kobolds...
Adriana: I'm 1/64th dragon, if they're allowed in then I'll be fiiiiiiine!!
Adriana: No one would ever eat someone as irreplaceable as me!

Adriana proceeds to enter the park, lit cigarette, cop uniform, and all, ignoring the recently-dragonized cannibal.
No. 139845 ID: a7a180
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This costumed performer gig seems easy. You get to stretch your legs, spend all day in a theme park, and your training was just memorizing a few lines to say to guests. Why’d they mention hazard pay, anyway?

Princess Layla: “Oh no, I have a bad feeling. Help me, Toby Kwan Jabroni, you’re my only hope.”
No. 139854 ID: 9ea24b
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John spots a good candidate for devouring and pounces on Adriana from behind, going for the immediate kill.
No. 139855 ID: 9ea24b
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He scorches off the clothes and fur off the carcass before gutting it and burying the organs.
No. 139856 ID: 9ea24b
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What a feast! John is very satisfied with his dragon adventure.
No. 139860 ID: 58dd24

oh no, HF has been suddenly summoned to another thread, leaving that sweet dragon mascot outfit unattended!
No. 139897 ID: a7a180
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Skalda: Why hello there, Princess Reefa. Please, allow me to escort you to the VIP princess lounge, where there will be tea and talk about policies and stuff. I just need you to get into this nice silk-lined sack for me, so I can carry you there in luxury and comfort.
No. 139933 ID: 9b127b
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Princess Reefa: "Oh please, I've been well educated on princess safety and not being kidnapped, so crawling into a sack is right out, besides sacks are not even very comfortable even when made out of silk, nor do I particularly care for tea"
No. 139945 ID: 48c015
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Oh, no! Nate sees Reefa in the middle of a clear attempt at kidnapping, and enters a state of intense inner turmoil.

On the one hand, he feels compelled to rescue her because she is a princess; on the other, he hates her because she is a dragon.

His knightly brain begins to overheat and his helmet starts turning as red as his plume.

What must he doooooo?!
No. 139953 ID: 273c18

Clearly you must kidnap her yourself.
No. 139954 ID: f851ff

When a knight kidnaps a princess, it's called "rescuing."
No. 139957 ID: 8f9bc4

Rescue her but

It's not because you

Like her or anything.

No. 140012 ID: e9ee7a
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Horny Dragon: "Oh boy oh boy! Now that I'm a dragon, I can finally experience Dragon Park as a guest and not as an employee!"

SPH-Dragon-Chan: "Ugh, it's even bigger now."

Violetbold: "lol I'm a kobold!"
No. 140013 ID: e9ee7a
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Horny Dragon: "Owie owie ow!"
No. 140014 ID: e9ee7a
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Gorgol: "Hey! I've been looking all over for you! You're supposed to be working the gate!"

Horny Dragon: "B-but... Me dragon!"

Gorgol: "So am I! Do you think that means I get to slack off? Get back to work! I'm docking you half a day's pay."
No. 140015 ID: e9ee7a
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It's Dragon Day (sob)
It's Dragon Day (sniffle)
Come on down (sob) for Dragon Day...
No. 140020 ID: 3d7b4d
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Meanwhile in the locker room...
No. 140021 ID: e5709d

And then the dragons showed why they're still on top by using magitek to steal his penis.
No. 140022 ID: e5709d

...Where's Ceridwen?
No. 140023 ID: a7a180
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“Oh well, I tried asking nicely!”

Skalda thrusts the bag over Princess Reefa’s head and hoists her over her shoulder, running off towards Hoard Mountain.

“Wahaha! I claim the first princess of Dragon Day!
Oh, and don’t worry, princess - I made sure to get a fireproof, tear-resistant bag. Don’t squirm around too much, now!”
No. 140024 ID: 48c015
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Fast as a mexican mouse, Nate jumps up and snatches the PRINCESS off of Skalda's vile claws.
No. 140025 ID: 48c015
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Nate lifts the sack holding his quarry, I mean distressed damsel, baka, and stands triumphantly in defiance of all things vile and kindnappy.
No. 140026 ID: 48c015
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But only for a moment, for there is little time to spare, and so the little knight quickly turns and walks away from the nefarious raider.
No. 140027 ID: 48c015
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...For like half a block.

After which, the initial rush of the daring rescue begins wearing off, and gravity starts deciding that Reefa likes the ground.
No. 140028 ID: 8f9bc4

No. 140029 ID: a7a180
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Jaina: "We’re still coming to these holiday threads for snacks? I keep telling you, it’s dangerous to be near tallmen when they’re hungry."

Anet: "Oh relax, we only had the one incident where we almost got snacked on. Everything’s been fine since then!"

J: "Almost? You must have been too drunk to remember it, but I was literally drunk! And then I woke up in an underground labyrinth, and… Let’s just say Myrins became a playable species afterward."

A: "Whaaat, I'm sure it was just a big miscommunication! I just asked the nice lady to put me down, and she did! We had a great time hanging out together."

J: "Well the rules for this event were very clear, and we're not- oh, bugger. Bugger. Run!"
No. 140030 ID: a7a180
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"Huh? Why are you running, sis? …Was it something you ate?"
No. 140324 ID: 435f13
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Gob: "One funnel cake, my good kobold!"

Kobold: "Coming right up, ma'am!"

Gob: "Normally I wouldn't eat sweets, but I'm celebrating today, you see. I've just graduated Dragon Law school so I'm celebrating."

Gob: "I'm going to be a patent attorney."
No. 140325 ID: 435f13
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Gob: "Oof!"
No. 140326 ID: 435f13
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Gob: "Goodness me, I seem to have become covered in powdered sugar!"
No. 140327 ID: 9ea24b
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As the kobold rummages around the booth, he continues to swing his tail into the containers of condiments and toppings that make funnel cakes great. Gob is covered with chocolate sauce, strawberry slices, and thick dollops of whipped cream. At one point he even knocks a novelty Princess dress onto Gob, which adheres to her sticky skin.
No. 140328 ID: 9ea24b
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Berry Blast: M-must, resist–!
No. 140329 ID: 9ea24b
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Gob: Oh dear! Somehow I’ve landed on this giant plate. I must look like a total snack right now ha ha.
No. 140330 ID: 9ea24b
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Berry Blast unhinges her jaw and swallows Gob whole. The blue dragon tastes exquisite.
No. 140331 ID: 9ea24b
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Gob dissolves in Berry Blast’s stomach. She feels no pain and forgives Berry Blast, since Berry Blast is her good friend.

Gob: At last…
No. 140332 ID: 435f13
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Berry Blast: "Gob is dead! Gob remains dead. And we have killed her. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has been digested in our goo belly. What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Gobs simply to appear worthy of it?"
No. 140334 ID: 435f13
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Kobold: "Funnel cake is up!"

Berry Blast: "Ooh! Right here!"
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