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>Do you know how your uncle died? Did he die here, in his house? Is it possible the house will try to kill you?
You don’t know how, where, or why your uncle died.
>Hmmm, so, did your parents have weird tentacles too?
Well, for one, they’re not weird. Everyone in your family has tentacles. You have 21 tentacles. Apparently, both your parents also have 21 each. You haven’t asked anyone else in your family exactly how many they have.
>Ah. So, this is where a living house exists. The only houses that exist in reality are dead ones.
That’s marginally unsettling. Does that mean the goal is to eventually kill the house?
>What to do if you’ve died in the void
You crack open Home Realisation and flip to What to do if you’ve died in the void[.
Since 20ΦΔ, ANOMAT has placed standardised resurrection devices in all new houses, in order to reduce the danger associated with owning a house. Although some houses conceptualised before 20ΦΔ do utilise ANOMAT resurrection devices, many use homemade ones. It is exceptionally uncommon for a home to not have some form of resurrection device.
Automatic resurrection devices are the most common form, though some resurrection devices will require more contribution on the part of the dead. Check which kind your house has.
If your house lacks a resurrection device, attempt to contact your neighbours. They are also able to bring you back.
If this is also impossible, you must wait for an astral ripple. It is a very rare occurrence, so there is no telling how long you might spend dead.
>"surviving the void"
The first rule of surviving the void is to have fun. Nothing’s more dangerous than a grump.
After that, it is important to complete your chores. These will get more difficult as you go along. Pay attention to what day it is, and stay physically safe.
Try not to attract attention from any alternate planes. If you absolutely must, remember that infernal beings can be reasoned with, while astral beings can’t, as a rule of thumb. Void beings will vary.
Learn the difference between day and night. Optionally, learn the difference between day, night, and the time in between them. Knowing this will be critical to your survival, as the rules of the void can sometimes change based on these times.
>"well problems"
You switch to K. P. W. Lett’s tome now.
Reality Wells can experience a number of ailments that can affect their effectiveness. Any sort of external Well degradation or abnormal emission can be indicative of an issue. In order to prevent this, it is advised to have your Well regularly checked by Well Experts, such as those from W.O.L.A.N.D.
Common Well issues that can be solved by Well Experts include, but are not limited to:
Well Decay
Lacerations
Shallow Hellbender Lairs
Wellborne Interlopers
Shallow Cave-Ins
Blood Flooding
Infernal Presence
That’s enough reading for one day!
>Sleep well, and don't forget to make your bed when you wake up! This place has got to be spick and span!
Alright mum. You wiggle your way up the stairs, leaving a circle of books on the ground.
You slip into bed even though it’s still bright outside.
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