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16409 No. 16409 ID: 2563d4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

If we can have a thread for MSPA here, we can have a thread for the actually good quest lurking on its forums here, if only because despite it apparently being well-known on IRC, not everyone is on IRC. And that's terrible because this is great:
Like Weaver-grade writing great with Dungeon Deeper-grade art great.
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In case anyone's interested, it turns out that the dragon says "Nahl Dal Vus" ("Living Return Nirn"), the same shout used in Skyrim to return the dragonborn from sovngarde.
No. 27521 ID: df759e

have fun with your backlog of like ten updates
No. 27526 ID: bb78f2

You know, at least this other side story thing is updating on a strict schedule (even if the updates are all done and released depending on money made).

And it just got incredibly dark. I mean, Prequel was SAD, but this is SAD-DARK. The darkest pit of SADNESS. It is potent, like if someone made a drink out of nothing but liquefied orphan tears and fireball whiskey.
No. 28751 ID: 3ce125

WELL the update finally came out. As can be expected, totally not worth 2 years of waiting. Still pretty neat!
No. 29260 ID: 6462c0

>made a drink out of nothing but liquefied orphan tears and fireball whiskey.
I'd totally drink that. I'd pay to drink that.

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14434 No. 14434 ID: 2eac65 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Official Site:

Thread 1:

This thread is for Homestuck, the current adventure in MS Paint Adventures.

4/13/11 is coming. Brace yourselves.
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No. 22693 ID: ecfcdc

Shit Kanaya, get it together.

Also, is that shoe supposed to be Cinderella imagery?
No. 22773 ID: 2eac65

Seeing as we're about to come out of the intermission, I'm thinking it's a good time to make a new thread, since this one is pretty huge. Want me to go ahead and do it?
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No. 22779 ID: 2eac65

It is done. New thread:

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29172 No. 29172 ID: e95cec hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

I wrote some bookmarklets to save your progress in quests! (Now that I've come looking for a place to post them, I see that there's a much more fully-featured thing that also keeps track of your quests. https://tgchan.org/kusaba/meep/res/24283.html Funny how you only find the thing you wanted after making one yourself. Buuuut mine is lighter weight, I guess, and less likely to break, probably. Maybe.) Basically, they're bits of javascript you can save as browser bookmarks, and when you click them the action will be performed. Strip off the "javascript:" and url-decode it to see the source code properly. It saves the data in a JSON object in local storage.

Use "save" to save your spot in a quest, and "load" to put a list of your bookmarks at the top of your screen. (And you can use "export" to show the JSON object in a popup, and "import" to re-import them. Just in case "import" ever fails to work right, maybe also just keep a backup copy of the result of "load". Also, "import" starts with the current list filled in, so you might not really even need "export".) Let me know if you have a problem or you want a new (small) feature, and there's a vague chance I'll get around to fixing it, haha.
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No. 29199 ID: 17c2ee

Commenting to push absurdly long posts off of the page so mobile no longer has to suffer
No. 29200 ID: 17c2ee

Commenting to push absurdly long posts off of the page so mobile no longer has to suffer
No. 29206 ID: 080aaf

Honestly? Thank you. That was annoying on mobile.
No. 29262 ID: e95cec

Ah, sorry about that.
No. 29267 ID: a07f4e

Please leave, phoneposters.

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28651 No. 28651 ID: c9f250 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


Specifically, any argument that disrupts a thread enough will be removed from that thread. And put here for lack of a better alternative.
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No. 29251 ID: b1b4f3

You're doing the same thing you realize?
No. 29252 ID: 57f319

Don't prompt me to respond then. Also false equivalence, I was trying to direct people to the disthread, and using spoiler tags. But regardless of further "both sides are bad" I'm not going to post off-topic again.
No. 29253 ID: 7f0aac

>The Great Big Boob Debate of 2019

Take it to https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/123379.html
No. 29254 ID: 8ca569

Sheesh, are you so petty you can't handle being proven both wrong and a big hypocrite?
No. 29255 ID: a6405f

No, not really.

Personally, i think penny should get herself redone, but i try to skirt around it since people seem to love trying to attack me for saying that sort of thing because of their "moral high ground." Maybe i am a pervert, but that doesn't make me a bad person by default. In fact, i try to give everyone the respect they deserve. It really cuts deep when people start shaming me for this.

(or maybe i am just overly sensitive, in which case i can be ignored. Lets just try to maintain the status quo)

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28803 No. 28803 ID: 9839bc hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

has anyone used cloudnovels.net to run a quest?

inb4 shilling; I don't care in particular for visual novels, but I liked some of the featured ones.
No. 28804 ID: 9876c4

It seems like the kind of thing that would be fraught with system mastery issues.

That said, if someone pulled it off, it'd be legendary.
No. 28895 ID: 04cff9

No idea what that is. That like fiction.live? All this new stuff is too weird for old people like me
No. 28975 ID: 76cb40

Does the search function at least work? Fiction.live can't seem to work worth a damn.
No. 29224 ID: 78dbfb

don't think I'd want to hang around there with four instances of mairusu's bullshit on one screen lol

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28635 No. 28635 ID: e8f4bd hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

If you're a quest author, then this userscript is going to make collecting suggestions faster, easier, and more robust. You will no longer need to remember or look at suggester IDs ever again.

The script has the following features:
- Multipost Detection
- Post Navigation
- Post Count
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No. 28977 ID: 891b91

Just wanted to say that I love this userscript -- I've found it incredibly helpful, both as a quest author and as a reader. Thanks a ton for all your hard work on it.
No. 28978 ID: 891b91

(lmao oops, the subject line isn't the email line, sorry about that)
No. 28979 ID: 8df643

Thank you for the kind words. Unfortunately, most quest authors don't visit this board and they will never know this userscript exists.

Btw, if you make a mistake, you can usually fix it simply by deleting your post and making a new one. I know I do that all the time. Instant regret D:
No. 28980 ID: c750eb

Dumb question can this work on Firefox phone browsers?
No. 28981 ID: 8df643

That's a very good question. Let me check.
*fetches his android phone*
*installs firefox browser*
*installs tampermonkey*
*installs script*
Why yes. Yes, it works just fine.

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28925 No. 28925 ID: a363ac hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

I am sick of dealing with your shit fuck off
No. 28926 ID: b3040e

It's pretty sad because all you can do is to delete the posts and ban them, but you feel like you should do so much more.

Poor kids.
No. 28930 ID: f72ae2

They're using too many goddamn IPs across the world, indicating heavy proxy use. It's sad but there's precious little we can do.
No. 28931 ID: 5245b2

Shit, that's messed up.
No. 28961 ID: cf30c9

who knows maybe it will stop now http://www.fox4news.com/news/allen-man-busted-with-58-terabytes-of-child-porn
No. 29037 ID: 63a2a7

good morning

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28984 No. 28984 ID: fca70a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

As an Aspie, can confirm. Now the question is: Can we make this into a plot thread for some setting or another?

Also, if I'm a Slowpoke to this party, please let me know with the appropriate Pokemon.
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Can't trick me that easily, you vampire.

Also, Are you going?
No. 28989 ID: fca70a


Are YOU going?
No. 28992 ID: 9876c4

I'M so going
to keep asking

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27312 No. 27312 ID: 8cac43 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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Kissy kissy!

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27835 No. 27835 ID: 398fe1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Alright, this has been out for over a year and a half and as far as I know only one person has gotten all 77 bees. That person did not say HOW he got all 77 bees. Help me out, tgchan.

I can get 74 bees, and have unlocked all six characters the game claims are unlockable. I suspect there is another character that you can unlock, as I can tell there must be a way to either jump extremely high or outright fly. The character that does this probably needs to be 1 block tall as well.

According to the author there are only two passwords at the start (one to activate the game, another to grant access to the santa hat) so that's not part of it.
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No. 27876 ID: 398fe1

...oh hey these are all first pages of chapters. I didn't notice while going through the archive strip by strip because it's not explicitly stated for most chapters. I probably should have tried the actual archive link first...

Anyway, numbered by chapter:
No. 27877 ID: 398fe1

...starting to think the author was lying when he said there were no other passwords on the character selection screen. He lied about Trigona's dance doing nothing, after all.
No. 28857 ID: b1b4f3

I figured it out! The only lie was that Trigona's dance does nothing. Here's the solution:
The number sequence gained via dancing in that room is a combination, but you don't input it in the cast page.
You input the combination via snuhbee, in the room only he can access.
It's the order of collecting the coins!
No. 28867 ID: 9c2d0c

okay but how do you get the four that are tucked in the various walls? I saw something about the robot koolade-ing through walls, but I cant make it happen.
No. 28871 ID: b1b4f3

There are walls you can walk through with Snuhbee and Trigona.

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27356 No. 27356 ID: 5aeb2e Locked hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


We need to talk about this spoiler picture. Who is that ant? What is it doing? I don't know.

Well actually I do but a lot of people don't.

Do you think it's time for a more generic spoiler image that means nsfw quests / threads aren't just a field of embarrassed ants? Let me know if you do, and also put your own proposed spoiler images in this thread so the mods can see them.

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No. 28843 ID: 1a98d5

does this
No. 28844 ID: 1a98d5

oh i like this
No. 28845 ID: 9876c4

In hindsight, they probably were.
No. 28847 ID: 7c55ee

Furries started this site, more or less, so I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. The time for this argument was 2009.
No. 28848 ID: eef56a


You are responding to a post from over 2 years ago because for some reason somebody decided to use this thread to test strikethrough/color tags without even using 'sage.' You look very silly.

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28783 No. 28783 ID: 8c1058 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

The SNES classic launches tomorrow, who here is looking forward to it, what games are you planning to play first? I'll be camping outside Best Buy the following morning, if you happen to be going to the same store as me maybe we can talk to pass the time before the store opens, I'm going to the Best Buy in Santa Rosa California, hope to see you there.
No. 28793 ID: 6e13b9

I hope you were lucky. ^^

I still have the original SNES and play a few games once in a while... harvest moon for example.
For those unable to fetch one of those classic eddition consoles: you can buy the shell and a pi on amazon and set up an emulator on it. Advantage is a lower price and a higher amount of games. ^^
No. 28794 ID: c31aac


I, Too, am Excited for the SNES Classic!

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20831 No. 20831 ID: d5dd99 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

>>1108 Previous thread.
Since the other one has been going for years with hundreds of posts, here comes a new Things Worth Sharing thread.
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28613 No. 28613 ID: bd6a9d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Just another random Angela Merkel CDU Wahlkampf poster...
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The funniest things about these threads btw is whenever I get around to banning the IPs who post them, the only other posts they have are Coxwette votes, which means this guy must be using the same proxies as votestuffers
No. 28626 ID: 9876c4

Interesting stuff. Not an enormous surprise, though.
No. 28630 ID: be0718

This shit's literally at 4 cuils of disassociation from reality. Why are we speaking German?
No. 28746 ID: 9c2d0c

Pretty sure its because the German voice is guiding EU policy these days, and by asking that question and making me answer it, you have fallen for the trap.
No. 28825 ID: fb6306

Are you sure, though

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28514 No. 28514 ID: 46dcb5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

What have you accomplished this year?
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No. 28518 ID: 9b8c8d

I wrote a book.
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Are you planning on selling it?
No. 28526 ID: 56cc9f

Got to be a coder for an obscure dying internet multiplayer game on a zombie of a game platform, it's been fun. Last year I got a PhD, little hard to top that this year.
No. 28606 ID: f4437e

lost it all on a game called rimworld that is devouring my time, attention and soul

at least I can still call myself doctor as I see fewer and fewer positions for postdoc around and my contract lurches to its November end
No. 28607 ID: 324d92

I leveled up in WoW with my family, got to do some raiding and stuff. Been spending a lot of time with them, and I don't regret it. They're good people... Even if I'm probably not as successful as I should be in other more normal pursuits. Still need to start learning a trade or something, or get published haha.

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25471 No. 25471 ID: c8853c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Second Fukushima blast confirmed.
is this it?
No. 25473 ID: 7bbaae

Did you know that the more dangerous radioactive waste is, the faster it becomes inert?
No. 25481 ID: 0b54f4

Well, that would depend on your definition of "dangerous." The more radioactive it is, the faster it goes inert (generally), yes, but consider that many types of radioactive wastes are considered dangerous precisely BECAUSE they take so long to decay, and can thus contaminate an area for a very long time.
No. 28580 ID: 3ce125

Did you know water is one of the best ways to insulate against radiation?

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28533 No. 28533 ID: b902bd hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Hi guys. I've been developing a game for the past year or so that seems to make people who play it statistically better winning Rock, Paper, Scissors.

On that silly merit alone, would it be worth it to you to play it/add it to your games shelf?
No. 28534 ID: 3ce125

No. Also, give more details. "seems" to make people win more often at RPS? I guess I could believe it if the game was about reading faces or something.
No. 28535 ID: b902bd


I say seems because I don't think I've collected enough data properly quite yet, but the game rewards winning(and sometimes getting a tie, depending on the circumstance) in Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Having playtested my own game so many times with random groups, I've noticed over time that I'm losing less and less in Rock, Paper, Scissors. It's gotten to a point that in ten rounds, I'm only losing once or twice--reliably.
Even outside of in-game situations(I live in a country where people play RPS really often to decide a lot of little things. so I've had a lot of opportunities to play outside of my own game.)

While my game doesn't explicitly teach people to read people's faces or microexpressions(or whatever you'd call it), playing RPS is a commonly used mechanic throughout the game.

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27780 No. 27780 ID: 241e41 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Today marks the beginning of the Summer of Steven, the time when Steven Universe enters its third season, beginning with "Super Watermelon Island" and "Gem Drill".

So, here's a thread. Just in case anyone wanted to talk about the show.
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No. 28418 ID: 9d1e7c

weird how Ronaldo's inclusion is so outre after Connie's fitness is unquestioned when it's time to form the Flawed Gems
No. 28419 ID: 420271

Rocknaldo would have been so much better if he'd tagged along on a mission and his crazy theories had saved the day. So many of the townie episodes are about them being unlikeable jerks and/or Steven's IQ dropping 50 points. It's a little frustrating.
No. 28420 ID: c31aac

Absolutely, yeah.
No. 28511 ID: 4e9a6d

That trial tho
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Gem things are happening.

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28274 No. 28274 ID: 0555b9 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

A new Minecraft server has started! Come and build with us.

Installation and joining instructions: http://pastebin.com/CzsjbXZs

Server address is mc.tgchan.org

Note: If everything is dark when you first spawn in, you're underwater. Swim up!
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The villagers from Peep Town are going through the portal into the nether and then out into Lime's tower. I've since fixed the portal issue but there's still a bunch of them all over the place.
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Progress continues!
but also:
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...I did this thing!
No. 28509 ID: 88e573

looks like the download for the modpack is down
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You mean the one in the pastebin, or this one?

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28502 No. 28502 ID: 8c1058 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

I plan to one day build a doll house of what the Spencer mansion would look like if remodeled into a Jedi temple, and I need your help in deciding what room would be used for what purpose as a Jedi Temple.


Itt the Spencer mansion exists in real life and is being repurposed into a Jedi Temple, what does each room get repurposed into? To start you off, the up stares library is the Lore Keeper department.
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hey, WHAT IF this thread wand dead (mlg airhorn)

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