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23620 No. 23620 ID: 34cbef hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

We at the house of chirps have gone into poverty, so we have to ration out the food with meals going on a permission basis. So as a response I want others to feel my pain as now I have to enjoy just looking at food instead of actually sticking any into my stomach.
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As a brit I am confused as to why you claim that this isn't toad-in-the-hole.

Maybe I just come from a background of culinary confusion. We stuck whole sausages in Yorkshire pudding too.

In the interests of staying on topic, imagine brownies with no chocolate and brown sugar instead. They are the most amazing things.
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The problem is not the use of whole sausages (which is correct), but that the batter should cover the sausages leaving little of them exposed. That way, they will bake without the skin losing moisture and will remain soft. Otherwise it's no different from cooking the sausages and Yorkshire Pudding separately and placing them together during serving.
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These are some of the best cupcakes I've made.
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I have an excellent recipe for those around here somewhere, actually.

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23417 No. 23417 ID: 55c4cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

General Pokemon, Video Game discussion, Trading, Interesting art, or whatever. There are a lot of Pokemon players in the community, and I realized there's no thread to ask or talk about things so here you go.
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23813 No. 23813 ID: b53faa hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

I haven't seen one yet, and despite my very VRY limited enjoyment of most of them, I decided I might as well make a place for the megukas and ninja soccer players to interact and discuss which magical girl is gonna die next.

Let's start with cowboy bebop, shall we?
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No. 23921 ID: a5478c

From The New World is amazing and makes for a great /tg/ setting
No. 23922 ID: b53faa

I started watching soul eater.
Good show.
(note that 27 might be broken, find that elsewhere)
No. 23925 ID: 2f4b71

It's also a nicely animated Studio BONES show. Go download it from TokyoTosho or BakaBT, instead of watching it in eye-destroy-o-vision from some shitty streaming site. Assuming you're unwilling to buy the BDs sight-unseen.
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Actually, that website has surprisingly good quality.
I was pleasantly surprised when I found it.
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23715 No. 23715 ID: b53faa hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Where did the bacon metaphor thing come from?
Because I am sudddenly very interested in reading that.
No. 23733 ID: 29c085

A Something Awful thread which has since been locked off and closed and sent on its merry way to the archives. It was a general Internet mock thread and this particular summary was about someone describing how they were asexual by, well, eleven paragraphs of comparing sex to bacon and why they had no desire for bacon. It was a ridiculous amount of waffling self-indulgence, but the original link to whatever it was escapes me. Seeing as it was on Tumblr, it more than likely has been deleted by its original author by now anyway.
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Drat, I was really hoping to get a good read in on whatever that was. I love reading waffley things, rambling is neat.

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23707 No. 23707 ID: dfa9b0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Does anybody know why it keeps clearing my watched threads list? This is really annoying and I want it to stop.
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No. 23713 ID: b53faa

As it turns out, the website logs your list according to which IP address you are at! As such, my list wasn't carried over when I went to work today!
That solves that issue, I suppose!
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No. 23729 ID: f922dd

That explains why I couldn't seem to keep my own watched list--I have a dynamic IP.
No. 23730 ID: b56fd6

Hm. Maybe there's a thing you can download that can keep things saved as a cookie or something.
TBH, having things saved to the server is just a whole mess of problems when it really comes down to it, but I'm not altogether sure if that's a fault of the chan setup or an error the programmers would be able to remedy.

Ah well.
No. 23732 ID: 29c085

WELCOME TO KUSABA. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Yeah, if you have a changing IP, it screws up everything. If you share your IP with someone else, such as being in the same house and using the same router, it screws up everything.

According to Dylan a cookie is already involved, in a stupid way, and the code is really dumb. No idea if any fixes are planned for the immediate future or not though.

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23646 No. 23646 ID: 2de44c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

let's talk about why king of the hill is the best show
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AH told yu Hank! I dun told yuh the gubmint's makin pod peeple clones uv all uv us to start the transition to a monarchy led by our aleeahn overlords! It's a sign I tells yuh!
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"HEY! Are y'all talkin' bad 'bout me behind my back?!"

...are y'all even talkin' bout me behind my back?

...please say yes.
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Dang it boys! Get offa mah computer!
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one big happy family

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23650 No. 23650 ID: b53faa hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Is that still going? If so, what's the server IP. My old server is awful and I am looking for a change.
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shit, it cut out the title
I am asking about the minecraft server I may or may not have seen mentioned at one point, sorry for the confusion!
No. 23660 ID: f2c20c

There is a thread for it already >>3251
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Saw no mention of an ip, which is what i am after here mate.
also, the last updort was AGES ago.
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ah, thanks.
didn't know I'd need a mod, but I'll bite.

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23497 No. 23497 ID: 8fd55e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

what happened to the wiki?
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>People generally
Thank you for this verifiable fact, Mister President who we have elected with overwhelming majority to represent The People.

Maybe, but if you can't re-read it, you should probably ask yourself why you're giving a shit about the continuation in the first place.
>or years
If you can't re-read something after years, it's best you fuck off and concentrate on something else.
No. 23543 ID: 7b0ada

If that's a problem, just don't read the suggestions! Nothing stopping you from skimming through and only reading the image-ed posts, and following the story, well, like a story.
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Have you ever tried to read Lunar Quest after a long shitstorm? The updates are islands in seas of shit. It takes far too long to scroll through manually and if you use pgdn/up or space then you tend to overshoot.

Sure, it's only a minor pain in the ass, but since the purpose of scrolling is to avoid the nuisance of reading the shitstorms, that pretty much makes things counterproductive.
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Yes, I have. I just use a mouse wheel- it's pretty easy to stop on the images.

But if you're really primarily concerned with efficiency, just jump from update to update with control f "Saulanna Rockblossom", and then keep mashing f3 or enter. (Or instead of a name, searching "File 1" works in pretty much any image quest). That'll get you pretty much the minimum keystrokes to scroll through the quest.
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You'll have to use Firebug to inject it into the page; never got around to faffing with Greasemonkey because I was hoping I could convince Dylan to add it sitewide.

No guarantees that it still works or works properly, I wrote this ages ago and haven't used it much since.

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Behold its glory.
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Sexual Lobster is pretty great. Although I think this thread could have just been an appendage to 'things worth sharing.' Whatever
No. 22617 ID: 1e7d43

Whoops. :I
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It was pretty glorious. Somewhat lost on the creator that the joke that he would literally be consumed by bitterness was funnier than whether it was a parody or not.
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23352 No. 23352 ID: 6f705c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Any one play the MTG online?

I just started out and would like some friendly people to play with.
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Magic: The Gathering.

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20175 No. 20175 ID: 94ed3e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Since people from TGChan streaming is a pretty common occurrence, I figured there should be a thread for it.
Commonly used site for embedded streams: http://sharks.thatquestsite.org/
Account to follow to easily know when FF13-2 or Bastion racing is starting: http://www.twitch.tv/sildresharks

Beyond Lunch LP: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL81F333B020F500B9
Shark Stream: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL60AFA6DF35E2F06F
[On-going] Bastion Speedrunning: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5F6C659CA91C1269
[On-going] Let's Tolerate FF13-2: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDC84FDA9AD2FF3C0
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No. 23036 ID: d6ae01

My game stream moved to http://www.twitch.tv/slinkoboy

But I rarely stream games and even more rarely do it with audio, so I can't promise you'd be very entertained!
No. 23037 ID: 1f8505

I stream, though it hasn't happened a whole lot recently.

No. 23038 ID: 34cbef

i occasionally stream... alright, i stream once in a blue moon

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Recording of Bite's last stream:
Reading Latawnya & lawsuit: http://www.2shared.com/video/ewOhPJ35/bite_reading_latawnya.html

Drawing: http://www.slingfile.com/file/3hopsRheW3
or https://dl.dropbox.com/s/qjqpvfcjjl5ev74/2012-12-27_211503033.mp4?dl=1
No. 23349 ID: f7ae22

The essence of the Bitestream before that: http://tindeck.com/listen/lmiq

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23078 No. 23078 ID: 34cbef hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

I got this crazy idea that i wanted to make a Kingdom of Loathing clone. This thread will be detailing my project and the progress i make on it. I will be accepting criticism along the path and I would gladly take some help if you are willing to offer it. Right now i have alot of ideas written in my little notebook, but I will start with working on the beginner area which will be the testing part. I would like to mention that I don't have any programming experience so i'll be doing this in baby steps. Maybe even slower.
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Oh, and what's the balance? How high should stats be and what's the maximum level you should get from this zone?

I have one idea for an item:
chirps' khaki miniskirt:
+3 bility
+10% initiative

It looks like, well, a khaki miniskirt.

Description: A replica of the minskirt of <insert self-...insert here, possibly "the famed adventurer chirps">, it makes you feel nearly sas pretty as he is.

Or something.
No. 23089 ID: 34cbef

Its up to you, i'm compiling a list of potentially anything.

...it works. but they were pants.
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i figured out how to do a sort of adventure system that i like more then the KoL one. It's based on Energy Points from the meals you eat in a meal count. It'll work like this, there will be Food and Drink item categories. These food and drinks will each have quality types. The food count will be as follows, you will be able to have 3 meals before you Sleep. 1 meal comprises of 1 food and 1 drink. Each food and drink will have a quality rating: Terrible, Bad, Not Bad, Fair, Good, Great, and Fantastic. Each quality will represent an amount of energy you will receive after you sleep. A player will start off with being able to eat 3 meals any time before sleeping and get energy to go out to adventure some more. There will be items which will give tempory buffs to the amount of energy you recieve from foods, and there will be skills and such to increase the number of meals at a time. I'm thinking the meal cap will be 7.

Now the energy will be what you use to adventure and stuff, like places will require certain amount of energy to have encounters.

I think it's a good system- gives the players the chance to continually play the game as long as you can keep farming food items.
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alright, so the last day of the laptop. I'll be gone for a bit and will pop by to leave a comment or update my progress if i make any. either then that, just make some suggestions for items and whatnot.
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Frank's pompadour? -Initiative because they see can see it from halfway across the map. Gloves of god strength? Cuddle bee honey? Gin and hair tonic? Krobin Headleaf Tea?

Good luck on the comp thing; I hope you'll be back soon.

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pffft...Cocaine is for pussies. REAL men do Jenkem

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also red, I'm older then you, why so focused on sex? leave her alone! or else we will conspire to kill you
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she nod dead fact us both alive tho we did loose one
plus I got this ontop tho with pirwate wueen bwho saved us both, "sheep" sorry,but if it helps "rabbitt"dispie your hunt, you have what I can calla loverer, seems apparent you are together, dispite differemt specoes
No. 22939 ID: beeca1

Yes, he is. Red's well and truly dead. l2context.
No. 22940 ID: 62496e

I can not decipher this post at all past the first five words or so.
No. 22941 ID: beeca1

>she nod dead fact us both alive tho we did loose one

"She's not dead. Fact is, both (Itcher and Jessica) are alive, though we did lose one (Malsen).

plus I got this ontop tho with pirwate wueen bwho saved us both,

>Plus, I have this on top (of my earlier argument), though: With the pirate woman (Whiskers) who saved us both,

"sheep" sorry,but if it helps "rabbitt"

(You as a)"Sheep" (sorry) (he thinks that calling a belenosian a sheep is equivalent to calling a black human "nigger", even though it would be more alike to calling a human a monkey.), and, if it helps, a "rabbit"

dispie your hunt, you have what I can calla loverer, seems apparent you are together, dispite differemt specoes

Despite your hunt (for Whiskers) you have what I can call a lover (he thinks that sleeping in the same bed is equivalent to sexual activity). It seems apparent that you are together, despite your different species.

In short, he thinks I was talking about Jessica, not red, and says that despite Itcher's hunt for Whiskers, the interspecies thing, and the complete lack of any sexual activity, they are somehow a couple.
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What the fuck is going on here?

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22831 No. 22831 ID: 34cbef hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

mkay, so i'm going to be streaming who knows what on thanksgiving because all my roommates are out on thanksgiving. I'm also trying to garner some donations. But it's not strictly for that. If you wanna hang out with me while I stream you can stop on by: www.livestream.com/bamumpenings

I'm also looking for potential download links for free games or video downloads to keep me and you guys occupied, because the current default I have for streaming is cheesy and terri-bad anime. So if you can't make it to the stream why not help me out by posting a link to any potential downloads to help me out!

Mkay, hope to see some of you folks around.
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stream done for the night, but it will return again tomorrow.
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Okay, the stream is on it's last movie of the night. But don't think it's over with yet, Tomorrow is Friday! And as a special beginning of weekend thing, i will begin streaming movies from my 'box'o'asian' collection. Get hype for some crazy movies starting at 3-4 central standard! First movie will be a rerun of the Cromartie High live action movie.

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mkay, so i got some bad news guys- the stream won't be all the way to sunday. Actually today will be the last day of it. I hope the guys who were apart of it enjoyed it, because I had fun doing it... though i didn't get many donations... heh.

well it was a try anyway.
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and the stream is now over, as the first post this was to garner some donations but that didn't happen. I enjoyed it anyway,

So the plan is to attempt this on christmas if i am able to. The chances are very small though, as current situations are impeding my plans.

For those of you who joined me, thx. For those who would want to see another-*rubs fingers together* i'd need to see some monetary incentive

so yeah, that's all from me.

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TROUT has to draw: 3 for Drgons, 2 for Kasaron_
DRGONS has to draw: 3 for Trout, 1 for Kasaron_, 1 for Britishhat, 1 for Fredrick
SLIKNOBOY has to draw: 1 for Trout
BRITISHHAT has to draw: 1 for Trout, 2 for Drgons, 1 for Kasaron_
KASARON_ has to draw: 1 for Trout, 1 for Britishhat, 1 for Fredrick
DRADBEARD has to draw: 1 for Drgons, 1 for Kasaron_
FREDRICK has to draw: 1 for Kasaron_, 1 for Drgons
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never forget
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I'll start working on it tomorrow.

What do you want, pervert-san?
No. 22923 ID: 454d6b

Meh, I'm thinking that anyone who wants to, should just draw one of my game's races, or hot elf porn.

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13522 No. 13522 ID: bf1e7e Locked hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This is the thread for BIG DUMB ARGUMENTS. If you want to have a BIG DUMB ARGUMENT, this is the place! If you were having a BIG DUMB ARGUMENT somewhere on the board and it vanished, it might be here!
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Because most people actually care about how other people view them, and would rather not announce it to the whole world every time they draw furry porn.
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I've generally avoided this thread because I have no idea what happened (when I found my thread, the posts were already removed) besides what I was learned from the warning post. But I feel I should say my piece.

It was a gift image. I made it for a friend. I asked if I could show the little bit I was proud of, they said it was fine, and I posted it without realization that it would lead to some sort of weird avalanche of whateverthefuck. It wasn't some weird gamble for attention, I didn't expect anyone to ask to see the rest, and I never complained about the requests. In fact, that night I sketched something up (with dicks!!! wow) that I could share with everyone because it wasn't a gift. It sits uninked on my desktop with the rest of my works, but I digress.

Sorry for cropping art??? ? (also sorry to the poor soul who cleaned up the thread, thank you)
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But if he's already mentioned it then he HAS announced it to the world.

It's his own fault for bringing it up in the first place. If he doesn't want to share it then he shouldn't be flaunting details about it to everyone and getting buttmad when people get curious. And this is true for all artists who think this way too.

And when he does this, sure he's not obligated to give it to them when they DO get curious, but it's seriously not something to get so pissy over either. I'm sorry, but Cirr's not the victim here at all.

tl;dr Cirr has no one to be angry with but himself.
No. 22751 ID: 2f4b71

>I didn't expect anyone to ask to see the rest
If you post partial arts on the internets, internet people will want to see the rest. This is a constant. Adding a definitive 'I will not post the full image', with an optional reason (e.g. made for someone else) will effectively eliminate this. Otherwise the assumption will be that the image is a WIP towards something that will be posted.
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22708 No. 22708 ID: 51bd11 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

I've been enjoying my time as an early player in DnD (4E ,expecting rage) ,but I'd like to try my own hand at running a campaign. I've already decided I'd like to go with a small section of the unified setting as I've been been told playing directly from a published modual is not as fun as going with a basic setting and expanding on top of it, and I've always had an interest in vilous and micks creatures( I maintain the vilous mod at the bay12 forum hehe. ). Any advice how to get started?
No. 22709 ID: ecfcdc

Regarding DMing 4e:
Read the DMG. Read the other books too, for rules, but especially read the DMG, because that has more good advice on DMing than you'll find here.

On the Unified Setting:
Be aware that the races for the Unified Setting don't really have good 4e stats. If you want to work through them and get that fixed it should be relatively easy to revive interest, though. The current development thread is here:
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Plan scenarios, but not a hard order to them. If the players fail to enter the room with the dragon, for example, don't force them in there, and don't discard your ideas. Just save the dragon for another room.

When the players try to second guess you at every step (and they will) give them a few red herrings, things that seem important, but are in fact just distractions.

Once you get their guard down with those, then you can provide a minor detail that doesn't seem important, but turns out to be incredibly important. A feather in the old sailor's boot for instance.

Once you really fool them badly, they will try to second guess you from then on even worse. That's when you introduce secretly timed puzzles. For example when they carefully explore the dungeon without missing anything, they return to the surface to find the village has been sacked while they were checking for traps the third time.

That's your basic starting game. After that, like chess, there's no right way to do things. Mix up the above three or do something else entirely. You'll just have communicated to your players that proper balance of trust and paranoia that will hopefully get them really into it.
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of course, don't make the bad things too bad at first otherwise they will think you are just fucking with them and not being serious about it.

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22579 No. 22579 ID: 782c69 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

So, some of the people who made Fallout and Planescape: Torment want to make a new game.


Anyone else excited? Because I am.
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Looks like it finished just shy of $4 million, setting a new Kickstarter record!
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Final tally after Paypal donators:

Backers: 77,667
Pledged: $4,163,208

Which means it looks like we have 15 floors in the mega dungeon, and we reached the 4 Million stretch goal which adds live instrumentation for the soundtrack and in-game developer commentary. Also, Chris Avellone is being forced gets the privilege of playing Arcanum, which will be possibly streamed in the near future.

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addendum: we only got 14 floors, not 15.
Unless their Obsidian facebook page gets 40k likes, then we get the 15th floor.
No. 22627 ID: 26a7c1

>new goal is 40k facebook likes
brb revving up the botnet
No. 22628 ID: f2c20c

Incorrect. From the latest update:

>How do PayPal backers affect the Mega Dungeon size?
>It counts toward the Mega Dungeon! We hit fifteen (15!!!!) levels!

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