MAN!

Wait what

>>79
That was cool and everything, but... huh?

MSPaint Adventures

I mean, it's not like this shit wasn't epic in the first place...

Wow. Honestly. Wow.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

Also read Problem Sleuth. It's amaaaaaaaazing.

>>76
Dad confirmed for badass.

>>102
Works as a wallpaper too.

I don't like the new MSPA. It's far too much complicated and weird. I can't get into it.
I loved PS though.

>>107
It took about halfway through for PS to not be just as bad.

We're effectively only in part 3 in next comic.

Here come the first "Boss fights"

>>107
I felt the same way so I stopped reading it for a while, but it's recently been getting better. I do agree that it feels needlessly complex though. Problem Sleuth had a bunch of complexities that were entirely for the lulz and were often ignored, never seen again, or subverted. Whereas the intricacies of the rules in Homestuck are played completely straight. I guess we just have to hope it pays off later.

Flynx!Gatekeeper 2009/10/12(Mon)08:09 No. 112 ID: 3c85ff
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One of the best things that come out of this comic is the music, definitely.
The next act is going to get badass.

>>111
So what is Dad's dex like?

>>114
You mean his sylladex? We haven't seen it. I don't even know if an NPC can have a sylladex.

Anyone can give me a summary of what happened in the first chapters? I totally missed them.

Ed Pastry 2009/10/12(Mon)11:48 No. 120 ID: 35cea2
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Dave's Bro is so damn cool. I wish I could be cool like Dave' Bro.

>>115
Who says he won't be a NPC. I mean for a bit we thought the Vagabond wouldn't be a PC

>>110
>It took about halfway through for PS to not be just as bad.

The early parts of PS were marvelous and hilarious.

I don't really think any of the Guardians would be playable. Dad, Mom and Bro have a different agenda.
The vegabonds will be as playable as the kids, I think.

>>121
Besides, I was just saying that up til now he's been an NPC, not that he will forever remain an NPC.

Bob 2009/10/14(Wed)02:37 No. 162 ID: 25c853
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Inb4 "What blue pumpkin?"

>>162
It's now a blue leaf

>>165
BLUE LEAF NO!

Bob 2009/10/14(Wed)09:13 No. 167 ID: c7553f
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>>162
So the next few hundred updates are going to be fucking around with a new version of the inventory, again?

>>167
AND HILARITY ENSUES.

God knows I wish I could pull off the awesome that was Sepulchritude and Pax Probuliscum. PS went from simply awesome to God-Like at that point in my mind.

Also, this board ain't so bad, and both of those flashes had nice 8-bit themes. Downloads for those anywhere?

>>190
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/

Part 1 of the soundtrack. Part 2 will be coming sometime in the near eventually.

>>177
I think we confirmed we have a Lemon here in this character.

I mean MEMORY modus. Yea she'll be useless. She can't even do the Item Launch Attack like John can

Well, at least she can choose between other 11 useless fetch modus.

Pictionary looks promising.

>>205
I am confused and concerned as to how the Connect 4 modus would work.

>>205
I guess she'd have to draw what she'd want.

Watch that she can't draw to save her life.

Bob 2009/10/17(Sat)04:46 No. 209 ID: 6550ad
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WTF is with her shirt?

>>209
Considering the world they're living in, this shouldn't really come as that much of a surprise.

Is it me or is she in a complex akin to that of the Wayward Vagabond? I mean some of the tech is definitely giving that vibe.

Bob 2009/10/20(Tue)03:53 No. 234 ID: 277821
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SHE'S A FURRY!

>>234

No way man.

She just has a profound zeal for marvelous and fantastical FAUNA OF AN ANTHROPOMORPHOLOGICAL PERSUASION.

>>235

Nah, she's totally a furry.

>>234
You didn't see that coming?

I actually like that. Every kid has one (maybe not that common) likeness defining their
character.

John -> bad movies
Rose -> cthulhu-esque
Dave -> rap and net-culture
Jade -> apparently furries and gardening?

Also, without knowing all that much of her yet - what will her kernelsprite be? I call it's that pet+...something.

Bob 2009/10/21(Wed)09:15 No. 325 ID: 6550ad
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>>320

We haven't seen enough oh his house yet. All the other kids have a tutor with some weird and creppy hobby flooding the house, that, if it follows John's pattern, ends up being part of the Kernelsprite.

John -> clowns
Rose -> Wizards
Dave -> Puppets
Jade -> ?

PS: Fuck yeah, Strife Specibi Sniperkind. Now we're talking!

>>325
But we saw a glimpse of Dave's kernelsprite. It was the dead bird with a sword through it.

>>332

The kernelsprite has to be combined with two... "things".

John's was combined with the harlequin doll his father bought to him and the ashes oh her grandma.

So Dave's kernelsprite would be combined with the dead crow and something else. And my money is on the puppets.

On second thought, the only thing in common between the two kernelsprites we saw so far (or was there a glimpse of a third?) was that they had elements of something dead in them. Nana and the bird. Rose's dead pet cat has been sitting right next to her lappy, so that's a strong possibility for hers.

>>335
>So Dave's kernelsprite would be combined with the dead crow and something else. And my money is on the puppets.
Wouldn't the sword be thing number two?

Puppet is a strong contender, but that would be pretty terrible for Dave at this point.

>>338

The bird is currently impaled upon a sword. On one hand it is likely to be prototyped as-is. ON the other hand, though, it was a fully-formed floating entity whereas the single-prototype kernelsprite was basically a floating icon.

Perhaps the prototyping for dave's will count the crow and sword as simultaneous prototypes?

>>325
Riflekind confirmed for Homestuck. Woot. :D

>>357
And the strangeness of the shirt is explained.

Anyone taking bets her grandfather developed SBURB or something since that house is so much like the complex that WV was in. I mean we got teleporters and those flowers are VERY odd looking.

>>358

Yeah, I didn't notice at first the shape of the flowers. When someone pointed it out I went FFFFFFFFFF

I'm worried that to use our rifle we'd have to use Memory Modus again...

Bob 2009/10/23(Fri)02:21 No. 371 ID: af9e69
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Oh, wow...

Andrew just put on his cool face.

>>371
Jade status: DANGEROUSLY FURRY

>>371

And dozens of idiots raged.

>>371
Well she's a little girl and they tend to be able to get away with this stuff.

Also Its not as bad as puppet ass EVERYWHERE.

>>373

It's Hussie's brand of irony, I know. But his forum fans (Read: People who post the suggestions) seem to love it, and it annoys some people.

Also Memory Modus has reared its stupidity already!

Also was anyone else disappointed with NO MUSIC with the last two flash animations?

>>411

Yeah, kinda. Jade's VR workspace deserved a theme.

But it's true that all the music is being donated by authors, with little to no profitable outcome. So I guess he can't ask them to put music to every screen, as we all would wish.

Also, Dave confirmed for furry too.

>>415
Nothing has alarmed me as much in this latest sequence as Dave's rambling there. I know he's just being so ironic that we can't understand, but good god.

>>411

Today, we see why there wasn't any music with the recent updates: they were saving it all for this one.

Andrew's being all Ironic and stuff now

Bob 2009/11/02(Mon)16:50 No. 483 ID: 6550ad
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>Last update

>>917
Why couldn't we see more...

I know he's being all ironic... Or is she having access akin to WV just in the present

Hahaha, poor John.

See, stuff like this is why Homestuck is just epic.

>>933
>See, stuff like this is why Homestuck is just epic.

Because you get to see an adolescent getting his ass handed to him by two big mean assholes?

You sadist.

I was expecting a new remix of "Showtime" for the ogre battle. But a remix of "Harlequin" if fine too.

So... is GG sending advice to John or is it WV?

Or both...

Harleboss is my favorite theme so far.

>Nov 18 Update
Andrew Hussie comfirmed for badass.

>>1227
Its amazing how far he has gone in 4 years, really.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO

That's like six levels of irony I can perceive. And there are probably still several hidden layers us mortals could ever find.

>>1230
Am I the only one who thinks that levels of irony is pretty much pointless? There either is or is not irony, and that is about it.

>Am I the only one who thinks that levels of irony is pretty much pointless?
YES
GET OUT

Bob 2009/11/18(Wed)11:04 No. 1234 ID: 20083e
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Can't abscond, bro!

The whole Faceless Authority Figures thing is pretty weird.

>>1235
All the NPCs have been faceless.

And whats the deal with Dave's bro... I mean I thought you weren't supposed to deal with that kinda stuff until you installed Spurb.

>>1236
Have there been any NPCs other than the faceless authority figures?

>>1235
The whole Faceless Authority Figures thing is AWESOME. God I can't wait to see Jade's grandfather.

>>1234
save'd.

>>1238
He's the key to the entire Spurb Disaster. Everything we've seen of her house is screaming that this is the core of event.

From what we have seen so far it will take one hell of a monster to take down Daves bro.

>>1241
You know it makes me wonder... did John's Dad willingly get taken?

His speeches about Manhood seem to come from an intelligent, yet strong person (He also inferred that it's normal to be strong enough to lift a damn safe). Which means that Dad is the Magnificent Bastard of the group, leading his enemies in a strong sense of security and wiping them out.

>>1237

John's grandma.

P.S. Hoo hoo!

>>1243
She's still faceless.

>>1245
He's right, though. I figured it was just the four faceless authority figures, because I forgot about her.

Then again, she's a Kernelsprite. That might not count.

They're not entirely faceless: each one has a single facial feature. Bro has glasses, Dad has a nose, Mother has lips. I expect Granddad will have a giant big game hunter mustache or bushy eyebrows or something.

This trend makes Nanna unusual, as she had two facial features from the beginning - in her framed photo, she had a mouth and glasses. Since being sprite'dd, she has more.

>>1252
It's likely because she's important. A key player, as it were. I doubt that the letter from her in the unabridged copy of Sassacre's from the safe was a last minute addition.

HOLY
FUCKING
GODDAMN
SHIT

>>1299
That was a pretty badass update.

Dave vs John.

Who wins now?

John would win now with that badass hammer. Gee, I wonder what kind of awesome sword we can make combining things?

So... what happens when the Alchemiter levels up?

Starit 2009/11/22(Sun)03:08 No. 1380 ID: 6550ad
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What the fuck...!?

I mean... what? Either this is a really uncanny coincidence, or shit just went so meta it blows my mind.

>>1380
Dude, have you seen the artwork of this guy? It's fucking awesome. There are no coincidences with his artwork.

>>1384
he uses quite a lot of copypasta in his works so dont feel special

Bob 2009/11/24(Tue)15:30 No. 1474 ID: 8896b9
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I extracted this after it was mentioned and then forgot about it. I don't know you take it meep.

what the hell DOESN'T Her grandfather collect...

That's a rather lackluster tune. Where's Guardian?

But...but...

Grandpa ;_;

That was weird and kinda depressing at the same time.

Man, and after all the lead-up he got. :(

>>1569
Then... who's running the house?

>>1583
...Jade is.

>>1587
This scares me... From all we've seen it looks as she's living in a MAJOR Spurb site just as Tentacle Therapist was located on.

But whats the reason for Dave having a large asteroid targeting his location?

Man that Jaspers flash was depressing

>>1645
But the thing is.... What made Jaspar so important to the whoever is/was operating the device

Man, how about that two-headed, six eyed, two-limbed mutant and its creepy playing card double smile?

Also, easter egg from the jaspers flash: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=pony

>>1646
The answer to that lies in the period of Jasper's disappearance, frustratingly blocked from the time review logs. Obviously he did something important that we'll undoubtedly find out about later.

Most shocking twist yet.

>>1686
Terrifying... so horrifying.

I mean shit man what did we deserve to see this

Serious Business is... serious business.

... and then he uses a safe as a projectile weapon. Clearly, the business in which this businessman is employed is the Business of Kicking Ass.

AND SHARES ARE UP THIS QUARTER.

>>1380
Looks like he used that joke today.

>>1691
HELL YEA!

>>1691
I laughed so hard. You sir, are a genius.

Fiesta Ace Dick vs John's Dad in arm wrestling. Who wins?

Bob 2009/12/05(Sat)19:36 No. 1711 ID: 099247
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>>1710

>>1710
FAD. Because Fiesta Ace Dick is the toughest thing in EVER.

>>1716
FAD was the strongest, not necessarily the toughest.

Toughest clearly goes to Demonhead Mobster Kingpin. Took half the goddamn series to put down.

>>1717
Right, sorry.

The point is FAD wins at arm wrasslin.

>>1718
But does he win at pastries?

>>1724
Weddings? Arson? Art? Irony?

>>1724
Only Churros, and then he gets angry at the implied racism and destroys everything.

So he loses at pastries, yes.

Cool dog

Best dog ever.

Bob 2009/12/08(Tue)06:02 No. 1747 ID: 51d0f5
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What in the goddamn is going on with this crazy island.

>>1747
Its probably the birthplace of Spurb. Or a place where a lot of SCIENCE! has gone on. And the dog is a result of SCIENCE!

Some Exaltedy Doctor Doom science, yeah. I guess he's displaying the same kind of crazy spatial/temporal warping that the SBURB tech uses.

And here I thought Dave's Brother's speed was imba. The dog is absolutely nuts. And, as has been discussed, John's Dad has his own powerset.

I wonder what Rose's Mom can do.

>>1750
She's the only one who's not gotten a lot of background done on. I mean Jasper's has a lot of info and seems to be vital.

Looks like Rose's mom was working on Spurb related projects too... Who hasn't been in contact with the project? I mean John's dad's company might have funded Spurb...

Is it just me, or is there a theme of the Guardians not being what they appear to be? Dad had a reveal as a SRS businessman, Jade's Grandad was built up to be one but he's actually dead and her dog is the guardian, and there are hints with the other two that they're not actually as ironic as their child sees them as being.

Holy shit... what the hell is THAT?!

>>1881
I'm pretty sure that it's going to turn out that the Mother was not (at least initially) as passive-aggressive as she's seen by Rose (who's probably projecting some), and that Dave's brother isn't quite as cool as he thinks he is.

Also, what's with the robot? I thought it was CarcoGenesist for a moment. Jade's house gets weirder and weirder.

>>1883
Who says its his brother (at least any more)?

>Last update

D:

D:

D:

>>1890
Lets just repost this every time MSPA updates.

>>1883
Rose does have a history of projecting. Remember her response to the present John sent her? The knitting thing. She assumed that it was a slight.

Bob 2009/12/17(Thu)02:02 No. 1923 ID: 6550ad
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I thought I should leave this here.

>>1923
NO JUST NO!

Bob 2009/12/17(Thu)16:12 No. 1933 ID: bb9fda
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AR looks awesome

>>1923
That is AWESOME. You win an internet for posting this. Whoever drew it wins an internet as well.

>>1933
No one's going to do the DO NOT OPEN gag?

So Jade is part of the gold city in opposition to the dudes who have 'kidnapped' Johns dad. Fuck i don't even know what to make of the latest update.

>>1944
We don't really know.

>>1944
I assume they would be the forces of light.

I'm beginning to suspect that Jade's story will be quite different from the other three kids.

So is Jade Railroading the future cast or is she just lucky with guessing.

Or does she have the same thing that Rose ran into but without the time lock issue

Bob 2009/12/20(Sun)01:33 No. 1952 ID: 6550ad
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So far all the weird things Jade is able to do can be explained by SCIENCE. I think that the whole clairvoyance thing will have a "reasonable" explanation too.

Also, for no reason, I'll just post sum awesome fanart I found.

Ohh, love is in the air...!

So are bullets.

>>1950
Is it funny that I'm more surprised about the 'Ms. Mail Lady' thing than about the actual 'Jade writing notes into the future' thing?

I always assumed the Peregrine Mendicant was a guy. For that matter, I had assumed earlier that the Wayward Vagabond was a lady.

I'm amused to be wrong on (apparently) both counts.

So black = male, white = female? I dunno.

Bob 2009/12/20(Sun)08:58 No. 1956 ID: 6550ad
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>>1955

We don't know yet. For what we know, AR might even be female.

Pic related.

Bob 2009/12/20(Sun)10:35 No. 1957 ID: 9ded94
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>>1955
>>1956
No, see, blacks are from the Dark World, whites are from the Light World. Dream-Jade has just met the past version of PM, for instance. See image.

Anyway, WV and PM will get together and produce a child, that will unite the two warring kingdoms in a new era of prosperity and peace.

>>1957

But... no. That would make WV an imp, and we know he's not an imp.

>>1958

Imp is the name Nanna uses to reffer to them. It doesn't mean that's how they call themselves.

>>1959

Imps are made of oil. WV is not. They have different teeth and eyes, as well. Not the same species.

Ah reckon.

By now I just feel like Andrew should just get to the damn point already. This thing feels like it's dragging something fierce.

Hey, we know that the imps got clownsuited when John entered the whatever, so maybe WV's the resulting form after either everyone's in, or after everyone's done doing whatever it is they're doing?

Bob 2009/12/21(Mon)14:31 No. 1972 ID: 6550ad
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>>1971

In the future, WV, PM and AR seems like they're dressed with rags, towels, police cordon...

I think that by then everything's gone to hell, post-apocalyptia and all, and all the Sburb thing has been forgotten and all that it's left is the struggle to survive.

And mail.

Also dumping some moar fanart.

YES

>>1972
WIN

Man, John is getting pimped out here.

Sure was an expensive painting.

Awesome hammer is awesome. John better smash some shit up with awesome hammer.

Bob 2009/12/23(Wed)03:06 No. 1992 ID: 6550ad
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Talk about overpowered.

Remember when Problem Sleuth started to get the characters incredibly powerful? Guess who showed up...

Also wait for CRAZY PUZZLE SHIT that will mean all those cool weapons won't help at all

Wrinklefucker looked like an axe first time I saw it... then I saw they were irons. There were no survivors.

Well Dave is doomed.

Jesus Christ Dave, that was brutal.

Jade's story is really a mindfuck...

Bob 2010/01/09(Sat)17:12 No. 2181 ID: 3297aa
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Since Dave has lost his katana, who would join me in conspiring to equip him with a masterwork bastard sword?

Holy fucking shit.

That was fucking awesome.

Yeah that was the best flash yet, I think.

Did you see one of the Items John picked up during the brawling to the peak? Looks a bit Hard Boiled

>>2240
But the Cosbytop was lost!

I just about shat my pants when I watched that flash this morning. Amazing shit. I then promptly went and bought all the Homestuck music, and have been working to it.

The cosbytop is less useful than JOHN'S DAD'S HAT.

>>2242
We could always get another Cosbyputer built. We got more materials than we need. Also IRONFUCKER RAMPAGE!

>>2245
That's WRINKLEFUCKER you swine

Either way its the most badass thing we fucking got!

THEORY: Hypothesis in the MSPA forums is that each kid gets their own "world" as represented by WV's wall scrawlings; John got the "oil world", as shown by his enemies and the kind of grist-stuff he got (it's all based on oil derivatives).

So my theory is that Jade doesn't get a special world, or rather, that her world is earth; she later somehow prototypes the sprite she just found with a mummy, and that explains why WV and his two "co-players" dress in wrapped bandages.

Bob 2010/01/15(Fri)13:15 No. 2269 ID: 3297aa
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This was my reaction to the latest flash. Also, CTHULU CAT is superior kernelsprite.

>>2269

Depends on whether he/she/it/misc can talk. It's possible Jaspers' ability to speak was all in Rose's head, seeing as she thought he was talking when he was dead.

Also he was a cat.

What the hell is with the Felts anyhow? Are they all time travelers or something?

>>2727

They all seem to have some sort of time-related power, at least.

>>2730
Since we know that the Midnight Crew thing is an interlude you must wonder what is Andrew planning...

Mneme 2010/01/30(Sat)00:27 No. 2807 ID: a85626
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>>2741

>> Since we know that the Midnight Crew thing is an interlude you must wonder what is Andrew planning...

>> we know the Midnight Crew thing is an interlude

Ha ha Internets.

>>2807

I just don't fucking know anymore...

GJ, Andrew, because the plot wasn't convoluted enough already, let's bring on the time travel shenanigans.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Bob 2010/01/30(Sat)14:15 No. 2813 ID: f44349
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Something about this picture is different than it was before.

Bob 2010/01/30(Sat)18:16 No. 2817 ID: f0e7e3
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Both Peregrine Mendicant and Snowman have had big bumps in popularity when they were revealed to be female.

We should call it the "Daisy Effect".

>>2817
I second this motion.

Bob 2010/02/01(Mon)06:28 No. 2823 ID: 6550ad
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I would play.

>>2813
you sure you didn't edit that???

Else... Oh boy...

>>2825
I just checked.... Let it be said that I just shat a brick

I knew it. This interlude has officially gone MIND-BLOWINGLY META.

>>2827
Well with that Voodoo doll if you pull enough pins or insert them in the right order you might get to Homestuck.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/Agrajag42/mspa/MC-timeline-page1.png

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/Agrajag42/mspa/MC-timeline-page2.png

http://sites.google.com/site/kainsirusque/homepage/vmap_p.PNG

God fucking dammnit.

at least its not as confusing as some of the PS charts

>>2838
Oh good.
A timeline should make this easier to sort out.
And by 'easier to sort out' I of course mean mind-meltingly impossible to comprehend.

>>2848
Really, it makes more sense just reading through it. Trying to organize it only ends up with more chaos.

Dr.Gradamit!ayvek5nFcU 2010/02/07(Sun)22:26 No. 2918 ID: 8cbeef
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well fuck

Barcode Tattoo on arm.
WV's Pattern
Act3 Finally loading screen.

All the same

Bob 2010/02/09(Tue)14:19 No. 3035 ID: 6550ad
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What the fuuuuuuuu-

Well remember Midnight Crew is in another universe. Pull the right pins and well we get this outcome. Perhaps a BADEND of Homestuck.

woah

>>3035

I realized that this must be one of the pesterchum trolls.

Well the Imps have certainly changed now.

Pretty sure we can declare Dave dead because he's got the narcoleptic one driving.

wat

Fucking time travel.

Bob 2010/02/24(Wed)03:58 No. 3246 ID: 6550ad
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I found this and I think it's awesome, so I post it.

Holyshit things just got crazy

I don't know what you guys are talkin bout, this thing seems pretty straight forward. I'm following it fine.

Bob 2010/03/02(Tue)03:36 No. 3356 ID: b1788f
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PIC RELATED.

TO EVERYTHING.

HAY GAIZ I THINK ANDREW IS SUBTLY HINTING THAT THE TROLLS ARE BECOMING PLOT RELEVANT

>>3363
Sir, I find the insinuation that anything Andrew does -isn't- plot relevant to be completely absurd!

What's up with the queens' limbs?

>>3381

You mean her missing arm?

My guess is that it's something that happened in the past. I think that Spades Slick got revenge on her, cutting the same arm she pulled out from him.

>>3382
Well look at the imps. Now you got Cthulu imps AND female imps running around in instead of just the jester/clowns that John faced. Everytime one of the players get in well it looks like the game changes

her arm is missing because maimed harlequin had a missing arm.

Oh boy, this is gonna be good

dude, that means that bird ninja imps!

fuck year, dave!

Oh, dear. The queen isn't going to enjoy having feathers and a sword stuck in her chest, then.

>Suggestion Boxes are locked until 4/13

OH SHI-

GODDAMN TIME TRAVEL

WAT

oh god, the 4/13 update is off all the hooks that have or ever will exist.

>>3853
Don't lose your head too soon, there's going to be another whammy.

i don't know man, if andrew makes something crazier then that, i think the internet will break or something.

Bob 2010/04/13(Tue)11:59 No. 3857 ID: 3297aa
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>>3854
Bracing for impact.

Bob 2010/04/13(Tue)12:19 No. 3859 ID: 277821
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Relevant to today's update

Guys, holy shit the fuck-up is Jade's present getting to Derse and doing this thing.

Also it's a Bec puppy. It's gotta be.

Bob 2010/04/14(Wed)15:12 No. 3874 ID: c5bc5a
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A fantastic song. I suggest buying the album - Homestuck Volume 4 is easily the best yet.

>>3874
man, with that image it was official that the midnight crew was not just an interlude of silliness but totally plot relevant.

OH GOD SO MANY WORDS AND YET I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW

Also, there needs to be more fanart. And rule 34

Bob 2010/04/15(Thu)12:53 No. 3881 ID: 6550ad
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>>3878

Like this?

Bob 2010/04/15(Thu)12:55 No. 3882 ID: 6550ad
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Also this.

>>3882
Yeah, that'll do

Huh, so Cal is alive after all

>>3892
or his dream self brought him to life by thinking he is alive really hard. like how dream jade grew a bunch of extra arms to play her bass. basically real dave thought Cal was alive so hard that it became the truth.

Dirtbag 2010/04/19(Mon)00:01 No. 3898 ID: e3f578
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I want this book on my shelf.

>>3893
Dream Jade is the ROBOT remember.

>>3900
Dream Jade and Robot Jade basically are the same thing.
Jade can just interact with the world around her while asleep.

oh dicks, did you see that look rose gave dave?

if there is a time skip and they're married, I'm punching andrew hussie in the dick.

Bob 2010/04/20(Tue)05:09 No. 3909 ID: b1788f
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>>3908

Hah, that would be lame, I doubt Andrew would pull something like that.


But anyways, I found that part (the yarn-tossing and the look she gave to Dave) cute.

And I couldn't stop giggling for a minute at what Dave has drawn on his walls.

Also Jaspers needs to appear more because he's the awesomest of all the kernelsprites. Pic related.

CHAOS DUNK!!!!

Theory brought on by bunny:
They are all past versions of their own role models.

>>3915

Well, there is a theory that John and Jade are each others' grandparents, based mostly on teeth. I think that is a little silly, though.

>>3918
With all the temporal shenanigans going on, I could believe it.

man, andrew had better draw a full timeline of this thing once it's over. of course, it still wont make any sense since it is chock full of ontological paradoxes. such as the meteor with the frog temple and bec in it only showed up because the kids started playing the game and releasing the meteors.

>>3921
>implying a timeline wouldn't be MORE confusing than reading the story
Remember those timelines for the MC interlude?

>>3927
>of course, it still wont make any sense since it is chock full of ontological paradoxes.

i admitted it wouldn't make any sense, i just want one.

I find awesome the fact that when Rose and Dave finally met each other in person, the first thing they've done is party up.

sweet hammer

BRACE FOR IMPACT

GREAT, NOW MY BRAIN BROKE... AGAIN!

Bob 2010/04/27(Tue)00:13 No. 4005 ID: f44349
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>>76
>But seriously what in the hell is going on in here.

This is an excellent question.

>>4005
If I were to hazard a guess, each side is making people out of the chess pieces via cloning vats, as shown. Meanwhile, John is riding a pony. Also they store data with giant tape reels.

This should be obvious, I would think.

>>4005

It's been mentioned before that the Agents are cloned via genetic engineering in the asteroids.

What is a surprise is that they are apparently cloned from chess pieces' DNA.

Also, CD has the best hat ever. And Jade confirmed for kickass.

>The best way to remind yourself about a ring is to wear it!
OH SHIT
>Next update
OH.... Oh shit?
>Next next update
....Oh, shit. Hahahaaa.

So apparently there's gonna be another flash before the big end-of-act one

:O

Jesus fuck this flash kicked ass

forget WV being an imp. he is problem slueth, with charisma out the WAZZOO.

>>4062
I do believe you mean PULCHRITUDE.

Rose needs to try combining the ink with her hubtopband. It doesn't exactly fit in with her current outfit right now.

she needed to combine the salamander with the grimoire.

and then become the BBEG.

D:

Dave shouldn't be allowed to Alchemize stuff.

>>4149
BLASPHEMY! DAVE'S CREATIVE MIGHT SHOULD NOT BE LIMITED! MORE MORE MORE!

Homestuck: The exciting adventure of instant messaging and inventory/resource management.

rose is burning a book because old ones are communicating with her through her sewing needles... i'm scared for rose's mind.

>>4165

Don't forget that said book has nothing written but MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW from the first to the last page.

Which, according Rose, is genetic code.

Yap. Lookin' completely sane there, Rose!

>>4166
It doesn't say MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW. Look again.

The letters are arranged randomly. MEOWMOEWMWOEMOEWMEOMEOWMEOEMWOMEWOMEOW and such.

>>4166
It is a genetic code. The letters are arranged randomly and MEOW = GCAT.

>>4172
>GCAT
Oh my god, Jaspers is a gangster!

>TT: But the gods were pretty emphatic about it.
>TT: Have you ever known them to be wrong?
>TG: i guess not
>TG: but they sort of freak me out
>TG: i mean listening to gross space mutants all day isnt my idea of an awesome time
>TG: especially the ones that sing oh god
>TT: Is that why you always kept the music turned up?


Shit is going lovecraftian by moments.

There hasn't been an update in two days. Bracing for epic flash.

oh god.
they are clones. PARADOX clones! made by john!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>4220
(read: WHAT)

Huh, so John and Jade might be related after all

Also: OW OW OW MY HEAD

Bob 2010/05/20(Thu)03:18 No. 4227 ID: 1ac39d
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perfect image for my feelings

So THAT is how babby is formed.

Rowan 2010/05/21(Fri)12:18 No. 4244 ID: c1b520
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Row row fight the powah.

(first saw this while listening to Libra me from Hell... to say the least, it fits.)

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/movies/SBAHJthemovie1.html

MY EARS MY EARS OH GOD MY EARS THEY BURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

manly tears were shed.

Oh man oh man the next flash is gonna be SWEEEEEET. Also, holy shit I think Rose coded Bec's DNA or something.

it is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen, this flash

I'm... so happy.

so beautiful.

I lol'd.


So hard.

Poor aT

}:(((

...woah

Bob 2010/06/04(Fri)03:49 No. 5057 ID: 1177ca
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Look at him. Just... LOOK AT HIM.

What the fuck happened?! This was supposed to be fun and lighthearted, and then... then... what?!

Holy shit, that was awesome.

So... does this mean that Becquerel is evil? Or maybe it has some subroutine programmed in his DNA to betray Jade and the others in the worst moment? Or maybe Diamond Drogg has an agenda on his own...

>>5058

I think Droog has plans for Becpup, but he'll get thwarted by Hass and the other two. He'll then send Bec back to hellmurder island, where he's already met him prior to coming to the medium.

Maybe even Becpup will go on a rampage or something, and stop when he smells his older future self on Hass?

aaargh time travel

time travel is just... ugh!

Bob 2010/06/04(Fri)08:54 No. 5062 ID: 6550ad
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So much shit happening, I had to watch it again to get more details.

Like, crap, Dream Jade died trying to save dream John :/


And pic related, Dave using the Unreal Air to get to the gate :D

>>5062
man, i know that first unreal air he made is going to come back sometime and just do something crazy. everything in the universe is a chekov's gun EVERYTHING!

HOLY SHIT

Bob 2010/06/09(Wed)20:16 No. 5175 ID: a594b9
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Bro is pretty awesome.