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934706 No. 934706 ID: 30ada4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

It's times like these that make someone ask the big questions; is there a God, for example.

You've never really believed in an omnipotent power, especially not now, as you hang from your hands and feel your ribs crack.

Is there a such thing as good and evil, that's another good one.

Probably not.
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No. 948364 ID: 094652

Let the guy live. He may have seen you, but he's the only one who has seen you. He won't know exactly where you're going or what you're doing.
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No. 948529 ID: 3ce8ff

No need to take more lives than necessary on a fucked mission that shouldn't have happened. If you have a moment to look back and you see him not running or whatever and looking at you give him a little sharp nod of appreciation (if culturally appropriate)

(google translate of the Russian)
>Then a voice comes from your left, outside of your vision. “Чем ты там занимался?” The voice is calm, slightly suspicious but not accusatory, only mildly interested. For all your nerves care he might as well have been screaming ‘intruder’.
What are you doing there?

>Lead tenses like he’s about to talk, but this guy continues. “А почему так напряжен? Я видел шомполы более расслабленными.” He jokes, and a bit of humor enters his tone.
Why so tense? I've seen ramrods more relaxed.

>You speak, without really meaning to. “Просто немного поболтать.” You give a wry smile. “И, может быть, немного алкоголя. Почему, ты хочешь немного?” Joking, sarcastic. And where you mustered the courage for it you’ll never know.
Just a little chat. something about this feels lost by google translate, can't think of a way that sounds natural in english
And maybe some alcohol. Why, do you want some?

>He gives a genuine laugh. “Но позвольте мне быть честным с вами.” Then his voice turns serio
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No. 949040 ID: f4b1df

Seconds hesitation, hand falters. You don’t want to kill him, but then again, sometimes spilt blood is unavoidable.

No, not this time. He lives.

Too late either way, searchlight’s almost on you.

Heart’s still hammering. Lead taps you on the shoulder. “Let’s go.”

You give him one last look before slipping away. And out of the corner of your eye, you catch a tiny glimmer of something playing across his features, but it fades and you turn away, and just like that, a spark of respect between two soldiers flashes.



Maybe you’ll never know what was going through that soldier’s head. And maybe in that moment you had bigger problems.

Asphalt bites into your elbows, and your left arm stings like a bitch under the strain.
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No. 949052 ID: 3ce8ff

Time to go I guess.
It would be nice if there was a safe way to let only Russian coolguy know that he should probably vacate the area too, but we are already stretching risk by haveing not directly killed him (still the right choice)
War is hell.
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No. 949055 ID: 094652

Leave a few messages for the smarter mooks, like "desert or die".

Go underground. It's not nearly safe, but you need to move under cover.


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939765 No. 939765 ID: e7703b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Travels have been uneventful, with out food stocks sufficient that I don’t have to hunt much, besides for fresh meat.
The remoteness of the route means we have not seen any other travelers yet, letting us enjoy some time together while on the move.

“Huff... Kit, please. We can’t keep doing this all day.”
> Keep doing this all day
> Stop
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No. 942041 ID: f3c77f

>>942036
Going with this
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No. 942099 ID: 2df440

>>942041
This is good
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No. 942760 ID: 3e9573

Tell her how shameless she is for doing it in front of other people.

Head to pond.
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No. 945086 ID: 32b5ec

>>942014
Scold.

Guddammit, I don't want piss in my quest!
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No. 948131 ID: f5a3f7

>>942017
I... I actually agree with kome's suggestion here.


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890020 No. 890020 ID: 2007b6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

http://tgchan.org/wiki/Please_do_not_Take_these_Organs
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4587981


You all met in a tavern in some no-name logging town out on the frontier. Scruffy prospectors, scheming merchants, disgraced minor nobles, and deranged veterans from thousands of miles away converged on rumors of a ruined fortress from the Old Empire and the priceless treasures within. Seemed like a great way to get rich, make a name for yourself, or at least keep busy while avoiding the big cities for whatever reason. Things went wrong. Now you're lost, with barely any supplies. Getting out alive won't be easy. Might still score some wealth and power on the way, though.

Pick a class (hedge witch, rich bastard, soldier, or townie), and a specialty within that class. A hedge witch specialized in healing can resurrect the dead, if all the key giblets are in place, but after they start to go rancid it's like pushing an avalanche back uphill.
Pick a higher ambition (compassion, fame, honor, wealth, rule the world, etc.), and a lower ambition (fetish).
Pick either a phobia, a concealable mutation/parasite, or a supernatural vulnerability - or all three plus an innate power.
For example, an elf could have a phobia of disfigurement (an un-pretty elf is called an orc), pointed ears providing acute senses but vulnerable to overstimulation, and the power to balance effortlessly on any solid surface, no matter how narrow or fragile. An adventuring vampire could have a phobia of holy powers, concealable fangs to heal by drinking blood, vulnerability to immersion in running water, and the power to transform into mist. A corrupted princess could have a phobia of slime, vagina swarming
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No. 947218 ID: f57349

rolled 14 = 14

>>946756
Lizzie is accused of petty theft and dragged off to face judgement by the local lord. Everyone else sees her wander away in a trance, through what looked like a solid wall near the far end of the "marketplace" cave, about 200' away. There's also a more natural-looking tunnel to the left of the secret passage.

Inside the lord's manor, Lizzie marches dutifully to the great hall and waits until...
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No. 947219 ID: f57349

>>947218
...she realizes those aren't courtiers and guards going through the motions of official business before her trial can begin; they're just elvenoid bodies, empty shells of meat dancing and ululating mindlessly.

Room you're in is thirty feet wide, sixty feet long, and the arched ceiling averages fifteen feet high. You entered through a 10' wide vertical-pivot stone door in the center of one of the shorter walls. There's a throne of some darker sort of rock, nearly as wide as the door and proportionately high, centered at the far end of the room. The throne has been empty for a long, long time. Two more doors flanking it, and a bas relief cityscape carved into the wall between them.
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No. 947221 ID: d9acdc

rolled 2, 6, 1 = 9

>>947219
Let me try to see if I've got a handle on the story thus far. The separated expedition group found stragglers reuniting the in the throne room we started in. Lizzy sat in it, turned into a minotaur, and then was eventually slain, before being brought back with a healing potion which unfortunately didn't help her severed tendons. After wandering around she's now been separated from the group and left in a different empty throne room. How's she doing for hunger, thirst, injuries, and rest? Have her rations of wine and dried meat been significantly reduced? Here's her starting inventory list:
Kindling
>Jug of Wine
Canvas, fashioned into a wedding train-esque cape given her relatively small stature
>Candles, shaped like waxy millipedes crawling around on her.
Dried bugs Meat, mixed with ghee and other additives to create a crumbly, greasy trail mix.
>A consumable magic light source, stylized to resemble a lightning bug. Striking it activates it, and the casing allows it to be stuck to things easily and covered if needed. Pinned to a cool pointed hat is preferable.
Coin Purse

If she doesn't need to rest, let's try and go back out the door she came through.
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No. 947243 ID: 094652

rolled 6, 5, 2 = 13

Sahara: "Well, that's new!"
Ivori: "Hmph."

Ivori quickly studies the wall Lizzy went through for traps and opening methods while Sahara takes a peek at the tunnel opening.
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No. 947890 ID: c3da40

rolled 5, 3, 5 = 13

Lian will go to keep watch with his shoulder against the corner of the tunnel near the secret entrance, positioned to watch down the tunnel while keeping cover from it, occasionally glancing back into the room to keep an eye on his companions.

If a threat approaches he will move to interpose himself between it and his allies with a careless confidence despite not seeming very familiar with the spear.

Does Leandra's more monstrous instincts recognise anything in the red fog? Does it smell like blood?


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942780 No. 942780 ID: 9ed620 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

warning for gore, violence, and likely nsfw
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No. 942955 ID: 0efe8e

Also how much do you know about us?
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No. 943029 ID: f57349

How much of this plane (or for that matter, any others) are YOU familiar with? Who or what are your/House Albelon's allies and enemies? Known neutrals? What alternative remedies were exhausted before resorting to summoning/contacting us?
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No. 947563 ID: 9ed620
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947563

you are unable to join her in the bath due to your general lack of any kind of tangible form.


> level of technology


you see her smile, slightly, at some of the suggestions for societal milestones listed.


"we've developed widespread space travel, and enough planetary engineering to develop artifical populated planets. though some nations allow some level of civilian-owned ships, their flight plans are extremely restricted. our largest setbacks in the tech field tend to involve the social, ethical, and political."


> science & magic


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No. 947591 ID: 7ebbf9

What of these pirates? From what circumstances do they spring? Do you hope to recruit them or simply take their ship?
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No. 947657 ID: 6c9030

>>947563
What advice we can give depends on what you intend to take from this encounter. The ship? The crew? Cargo? Information?
Any are achievable, all may be achievable, but what you want is going to determine how the problem is approached.

As for the pirates, they fall into one of a few different types.

The first, and the worst sort to run into, are privateers. They're less pure pirates and more mercenaries or employees. The crew may or may not have been pressed into service, but the officers will be extremely loyal to their masters - if for no other reason than because disloyalty would mean blackmail at the least and assassination most of the time.

The next are the outlaws. They're on the run from the authorities, and have turned to piracy because they're already running from death and aren't going to be any more dead if they do what is necessary to survive.
They're going to be more paranoid, but also more open to negotiation. If you can offer them protection, and they'll believe the offer, they're extremely likely to take it. A fresh start with a clean slate could be something cheap for you and incalculably valuable to them.

Third are the desperate. They don't fear the authorities so much as the utter destitution they face. They're generally engaging in piracy because it's the only way they can keep their families alive. Depending on what you want that could make negotiations trivial or extremely difficult.

The fourth is the fleet of an unrecognized nation. They don't consider themselves pirates, and that makes dealing with them both tricky and straightforward.

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932772 No. 932772 ID: a451fc hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/D3:_Slight_Return
Discussion: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/126175.html
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No. 947574 ID: 91ee5f

>>947573
He’s able to summon it to himself, since it’s made out of his blood.
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No. 947578 ID: 094652

Follow the blood, but make sure you have a mental map of the place, and do not go down any path that does not have at least two alternate exits.
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No. 947588 ID: ad51b8

not going to lie, I have a feeling we're being played with right now. That whatever grabbed Delphi could have stuck at any time and taken us out at any time but thought it would be more fun to fuck with us and take us down one by one.
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No. 947592 ID: ce39da

I think the trap here is this; it's not a question of whether we're fine on our own, but whether we can leave Helkite to get the door to backup open without getting nabbed himself when our back's turned. I think this will decide whether we fight alone or together from here on out, and having allies would be nice, but we might end up sacrificing Delphi for it, which aside from ourselves, is our highest priority.

"I'm counting on you guys for backup!" Can we put a barrier on the water in the immediate area to reduce ambush points against him?
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No. 947599 ID: 91ee5f

>>947592
>Can we put a barrier on the water in the immediate area to reduce ambush points against him?
No, because Vol needs to stay nearby for the barrier to stay active. That wouldn’t work if we leave to go chasing after whatever took Delphi.


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832547 No. 832547 ID: c9b650 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Warning: This quest will probably contain NSFW elements. It might also get weird.
by popular demand and you know who you are
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No. 947422 ID: ad51b8
947422

>>947420
yeah I don't have anything better so a soothing song for him to give him something to focus on that isn't the voice(s)
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No. 947423 ID: 83bf07
947423

>>947419
Hey now, that's an idea. Let's try singing. Surely we know at least some sort of tune. Maybe it might spark something that we once forgot?
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No. 947425 ID: a9af05
947425

>>947418
Sing to calm Spiral and block out the other voices.
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No. 947458 ID: 7dc36a
947458

A creature with powerful brains/mind might be able to interpret this "essential subrealm" better, but you, of a strong heart, only need to understand how to share your (warmer) essence to Spiral while driving the Chaos out.

Basically, by doing like these two said:
>>947419
>>947423
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No. 947479 ID: feecd8
947479

>>947418
Sing to drown out the hurtful voices!


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941730 No. 941730 ID: 57353f hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This quest will almost certainly be NSFW. Please avert your eyes.
Yeah, I know making another new quest is a bad idea, but I am a mercurial dumbass
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No. 946488 ID: e0257a

>For safety and security reasons, the neurochip does not allow such drastic alteration to physiological state.
At least they have SOME limits...

>experience a sponsored 3M dream
Truly, ad agencies know no bounds. Though if you get paid to watch ad dreams, you might get Litoko back faster...

>The tag was a mistake.
If you really hate the tag, summon "Fair Exchange". If they're uncooperative, you can still get rid of the tag. Just rip the ear off. It'll grow back. You might even keep getting credits, there's still some brain in the ear.

>free 5-night trial of the Dream Nexus
Four more nights of free translation. Incompetence? Clever ploy to get you using more 3M services? Whatever the cause, it's at least somewhat in your favor.

>He's not quite pronouncing my name right
Yeah, it's Rakkani, not Rakani.

>questions
Beyond what everyone else asked,
What are his goals?
What skills does he have, especially survival skills?
From what "Fair Exchange" said, your full name is Sib Nanip, and your language is Kaurban. Is that correct?
What is your species called?
Can your kind visit the dreams of others, and if so, is it similar to neumono dream sharing?
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No. 946503 ID: b1b4f3

>>946488
IIRC, neumono ears do not have any brain matter in them, since they are meant to be expendable.
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No. 946505 ID: 8d4593

>>946503
If I remember my asteroid quest correctly, they should actually have a tiny amount of brain matter in them.

Still impressive that the thing can network dream sharing with such a tenuous connection none the less.
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No. 946554 ID: 6b406b

Huh, did his sack get bigger? It might just be how it's framed, and the fact that we've avoided looking there, but it really does seem a bit different. Try not to stare, I guess.

Aside from that, and what everyone else has covered, ask Sib what we can do to help. We have some temporary clear communication, so we need to establish his plans for survival and long term, and what role we might play in them. We also have a lot on our plate, so having some work ready for us will help take our mind off the crushing despair of everything.
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No. 946986 ID: 864e49

Well the obvious one is "Wanna fuck?", but we're not gonna actually say that so ask him what he knows about the merchant assholes.


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925850 No. 925850 ID: 2007b6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

It's not easy to tell time when the sun's always directly overhead.

That red moon is no good either. Maybe she's afraid to linger too often in the same part of the sky, like courtiers rotate through dresses.

A few stars are visible, dancing as if in pain.

Near as anyone can tell, that distant screaming - well, the coordinated kind - comes every twelve and a half hours, at what should be dawn and dusk. If that's right, tomorrow will be the first day of Resplendent Fire, and the first full month since the cataclysm which dropped a fifty-mile-wide chunk of Creation into the Demon Realm.

What have you done?
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No. 946244 ID: f57349

>>945924
Five successes, reasonable plan. The indicated mortals mostly shrug and cooperate, though a few stay back to wrap up what they were working on.
>>946115
Testing food for dangerous contaminants is apprentice-level alchemy, a series of variants on the "alchemical touchstone" procedure. Negative for heavy metals, wyld energies, demonic corruption, and cholera. One sample came back positive for hallucinogenic fungi, and all of it has excess wood-aspected essence at levels considered unsafe for pregnant women or the elderly. Should be alright for supplementary rations, provided it's thoroughly cooked and at least half the troops' calories come from somewhere else.
> in case the situation suddenly deteriorates
When Karal Tin Otter makes eye contact with Red And Gold's jade lion bodyguard, portions of the chaplain's uniform and necklace (with a copper amulet of the three-candle mon of Hesiesh) are abruptly destroyed in a flash of violet fire.

The teodozjia then challenges Karal Tin Otter to a duel: first to surrender or have a limb torn out of the socket (meaning shoulder or hip, not wrist, ankle, elbow, or knee) has to do any one immediate non-physical favor of the winner's choosing.
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No. 946296 ID: f57349

>>945837
COD, in the pilot's seat, sees through rear-facing sensors as the chaplain is confronted, and recognizes the jade lion. With three successes on Intelligence + Occult, you know what there is to know about teodozjia - basically anything from their writeup in Books of Sorcery 5 can be considered in-character knowledge. Long story short, the physical threat (while very significant) is secondary: they're preachers for the demon princes, relentless enemies of everything that's good and holy.
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No. 946499 ID: afdebc

rolled 6, 9, 5, 5, 3, 3, 5, 9, 10, 1, 2, 9, 4, 2, 1, 4, 7, 8, 1, 8 = 102

>>946244
>Food Testing Results
It will be important to make Seses Xanin aware of for longer term planning- another source of food will eventually be required, if this stuff can only safely stretch, but not replace, rations.

What kind of effects would result from a diet where half the calories aren't coming from somewhere else?

>KTO and the Jade Lion
Too far aware to hear exactly what transpired, the daughter of Sextes Jylis can nonetheless sense the sudden change in tension in the negotiating party- and readies herself for the worst. She sets off across the waist high blood red "grass", an unnoticed melody of bells overlaid on the breeze and the stillness before confrontation.

Activating Invisible Street Performer Technique for 3m peripheral. If the lawship is facing south, with the meeting between Sesus Xanin, Red and Gold, and Karal Tin Otter (and attendant demons) taking place behind the rear of the craft center screen, Dell's approaching from the North-West, closing to 60yards (closing to range for Three-String Sword Prana).
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No. 946602 ID: f57349

>>946499
>What kind of effects would result from a diet where half the calories aren't coming from somewhere else?
>Intelligence 2, Medicine 5, limited diagnostic tools & reference materials -2, no relevant stunt
>rolled 6, 9, 5, 5, 3
Anybody who can consciously channel essence would probably be fine. In ordinary mortals the excess energy will accumulate, eventually causing sickness and mutation. Kidney stones, or malignant tumors superficially resembling wood aspect markings, perhaps, though it's hard to be sure without knowing more about the specific demesne. Might take years for serious symptoms in an initially healthy adult whose intake was only a bit over safe dose... or some mad genius heretic geomancer could channel the energy just exactly wrong (presumably as part of an attempt to share enlightenment) and cause a spectacular, possibly lethal, transformation same-day. For continuity purposes, since it was pointed out to me UWD actually has zero dots in Occult, one of FFE's Retainers is acting as a lab technician to do apprentice-level analytical alchemy, the results of which can then be easily understood in a medical context. Also, the mad geomancy would be some version of the Essential River Channeling procedure, defined here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N-8geUuklKlno_TGuFZezYnvvkWWOQCPev4rXa4cyRQ/edit#heading=h.iph4ftx9xnic
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No. 946603 ID: d9acdc
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946603

rolled 10, 6, 4, 5, 5, 10, 7, 8, 8, 9, 7, 6, 7, 3, 7, 9, 7, 1, 8, 5, 10, 5, 4, 4, 10, 9, 9, 9, 5, 3 = 200

>>946296
A fearsome opponent; conflict is probably best avoided, if they want everyone to keep their limbs and the trades to go well.

"Dell, I think we should-"
>>946499
COD is cut off as her sworn Brother, instead of sticking with the ship so they can make an emergency takeoff, starts creeping towards the brewing conflict, presumably to jump into the ball of Exalt and demon if things escalate. Great.

"Goose, I need you in the co-pilots seat. Everyone, stop the loading and secure cargo for emergency take off. Tsukumogami, high alert for intruders, don't let anyone disrupt piloting activities, non-lethal action against single attackers or known allies."

Goose is the mortal retainer with enlightened essence, who was trained as an emergency pilot before they recruited Dell. Since Dell was acting as co-pilot before, her Purifying Mercy Stone is still inserted as well.
Tsukumogami is her living armor, who is staying hidden on her form, but actively searching for signs of any unseen intruders.

From what I remember, there's some sort of trick that you can use by taking an action that only lasts a single tick, or can be freely aborted or something like that, effectively allowing you to hold your action until a later tick. COD is doing whatever that entails, preferably shifting into a defensive stance if it doesn't disrupt it, to perform take off in the case that TKO agrees to the duel.

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940835 No. 940835 ID: 8442ba hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You don't exist yet.

This guy wants you to exist even though he thinks he'll do a bad job creating you. From there you'll have some sort of adventure and hopefully start to look better. Things might even get... saucy.

Anyway.

What are you?
If you're something complicated it's likely you'll come out especially weird, but he's ready to take the plunge.
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No. 946018 ID: 7ebbf9

Real neat to meet you you but I'm looking for a way to get someone out of a hole. Any advice? Do you know where any long wiggly things or things to climb up might be?
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No. 946056 ID: 3ce8ff

>>946018
hey i bet we can fashion a little example out of a tendrily thing and ask for something like that but longer.
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No. 946260 ID: bc51f9
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946260

>>946018
>Real neat to meet you you but I'm looking for a way to get someone out of a hole.
>long wiggly things or things to climb up might be?
>>946056
>hey i bet we can fashion a little example out of a tendrily thing and ask for something like that but longer.

"wow, hey, git dat out, bug off dat. eye hex dat. eye hex dat bit. dat eat rat, eat rat. heh, not ire. was big 'aah!', not ire. you not eat dis rat. you hep guy.

Ah jeez. Looks like you spooked him a bit! You have never given a lot of thought to the things you consume being living, thinking things like you are now. You sure hope those other rats weren't like this one!

Also at the moment it's kinda hard to even push the edge of yourself up into the container. You'd have to give that a lot of thought to really figure out how to do it. It'd be nice if there were some helpful animated guides on how to do it!
Wowee. Hoo doggie, that embarrassment is hitting hard for some reason from that line of thinking. You plan on forgetting you thought that.
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946261

>>945677
>Ask what it knows about this place.
>Also, it used to be smarter? How so?

"can do tag, can run vex map, can eat med fud, get tek put. can pee, can sex, can all. get fud. but eye not get med for lot eon, man sed not get med den eye not gab. ego get bad. den... get dum. sum dum rat. agh.

>>945687
D'aw heck, thanks.
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No. 946266 ID: b1b4f3

>>946261
Sounds like he needs the "med food" to be smart, and he hasn't gotten any in a while.
Ask who the "man" was.


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932632 No. 932632 ID: f5fee9 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

I just couldn't stay away~♥

so... how about a lewd story about a kobold?
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No. 945807 ID: a9af05

>>945764
This
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No. 945880 ID: e3e99e

>>945764
Naw, see, that's the wrong way to look at things.
Instead, LET Neeral get pregnant, and then claim it's a miracle. Have her use raising their half-kobold child to justify staying with the adventuring party, and seduce the bard into being 'monster-swingers'.

She gets endless powerful monsters, and an armed escort.
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No. 945885 ID: a9af05

>>945880
The problem with adventurers is that they get paid to kill monsters. Asking them to help us make monsters is a good way of getting them to just turn around and kill Neeral before she can make any monsters.
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No. 945889 ID: e6f10c

>>945885
A important clarification is that they're paid to kill monsters that have been a big enough bother to someone with coin to pay to have said monsters killed. If the monsters aren't causing trouble, then why risk the party member's well being to slay 'em? And if they do cause trouble, well, that'll be more job opportunities for the party, though killing the monsters would go well against Lamashtu's desires. ...But if Neeral could speak to the monsters she's birthed and they'd follow her direction, then this could be a opportunity to con folk out of their cash. Bring the monsters in to cause a ruckus, then Neeral leads 'em off secretly and the party claims they dealt with the problem and gets paid.

Anyway, it's still way too early to reveal such things to the party. They do not trust Neeral anywhere near enough. And even if and when they do, them knowing is another way knowledge of Neeral's blessing by Lamashtu and mission to slip out and get to the ears of those who would kill her.

Oh, and a important note about the way Lamashtu's blessing on Neeral works is that the egg Neeral lays (two days after conception,) are buried to finish their growth and then hatch. How long that'll take is unknown and might be based on how big the offspring are. Whatever the way, it means that Neeral doesn't have to stick around to care for the eggs or the offspring.
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No. 946216 ID: 81cd19

That's one way to eat dick I suppose.

And yes, we should exit Neeral.

You should definitely agree to keep him company. Don't want him to get suspicious in any way.


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927911 No. 927911 ID: 59ed7a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

NSFW
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No. 945332 ID: 59ed7a
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945332

>Strip, the other inmates.
You decided to hide your shyness under mask of confidence and even start striping other slow-to-undress neighbors.
dominant++ (55)

>Remove pants, insist on wearing shirt.
You stand strong and proud - they can take your pants, but they will never take your freedom shirt!
dominant++ (57)
willpower-10 (30)
respect++ (2)


"Oh, so you're the tough one, huh?" you hear guard say pointing the hose to your face.
"Cold shower must be just a pleasure for you than," she said, turning water on.

Immediate shock revels through your body as ice-cold spray of water pierce every cell of your skin, and when "bath-time" is over you're glad that no one can see tears pouring from your eyes when you're so wet.
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No. 945401 ID: bc51f9

Go to the goth girl and brag about how you've already had a hand in your ass and put your hand in an ass already.
Like it or not you liked it it's good life experience. Especially prison life.
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No. 945406 ID: 9876c4

Just relax and eat. Maybe use your non-ass hand.
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No. 945571 ID: e51896

>>945401
this
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No. 946104 ID: cbeaea

go to the goth, offer her a shitty cigarette


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927915 No. 927915 ID: 609feb hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You know what it is.
Same Tits Time, Same Tits Channel.

Please read the previous threads, if you haven't already.

Thread 1: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/720801.html
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Tits_Quest
Dis: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/100061.html

Twitter: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/100061.html
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/artisanbubblegum?alert=1&ty=h
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945826

Cherrie: "Hammur, what should we do?"

Hammur: "hmmm..."

Hammur: "Hammur have Idea!"
[Cherrie Equipped in Hammurs right Hand]

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No. 945827 ID: 125c76
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945827

Hammur: "RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!"

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No. 945828 ID: 125c76
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945828

Hammur: "I think we got away."

Hammur: "Now Cherrie turn to think next move."

You're now back in the mines.

You decide that returning to the nICE kitchen is probably a bad Idea from now on..

What do?

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No. 945841 ID: e51896

hm, perhaps we should get more currency for this next shift by collecting more rocks. Should be much easier now that we are now duo players with Hammur instead of a solo.
and after the shifts end, we'll try to escape while everyone is asleep. Finding that key to that door first is a must if we want to escape.

put your helmet shield on Hammur's head. He needs one in here.
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No. 945854 ID: 3ce8ff

So we're back in the mine, swinging our pick from side to side...
>>945841
i dunno the head of a hammur is usually the strongest part, though it is true a helmet shield is probably of limited effectiveness.


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592250 No. 592250 ID: 2b4635 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

[DISCLAIMER: This quest contains graphic nudity, will likely contain strange and/or disturbing imagery and themes, explicit sexual and violent themes and imagery, and should really probably not be read by anyone. If you're under 18 you shouldn't technically even be on this website, but also don't read this (like this disclaimer is going to stop you either way).]
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No. 945257 ID: 8d4593
945257

Welp.
This guy's not a threat anymore.
The question is, is he useful.

Take him with you, wherever you go.
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No. 945278 ID: b1b4f3
945278

>>945244
Maybe Sui's bomb did more than they thought. It could be blamed for either broken platforms like this guy, or for the science platform(s) having a negative reaction to successfully completed tasks.
Sounds like he doesn't know where to go, which is further evidence that their infrastructure is malfunctioning. You should not call attention to this.

Why don't you try some manipulation? Tell him it's going to be alright. You'll help him get accepted by the lake again, but to know how to do that he's going to have to explain how this place works. What is the lake? What other kinds of platforms are there? What other structures are there around here, can he show you to the ones he knows how to get to? Does he know where "Machines bird" is? It's too dangerous to go into the chamber where she's kept, but it'd still be nice to know where it is. Might even be nice to talk to whoever's trying to keep her alive, to find out how it's going. Maybe we can get a timescale on how long it'd take her to recover.
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No. 945290 ID: e80f75
945290

Events of the previouse few minuits aside, you kinda need a little bit of backup here, and this male is the closest thing to that. He's going through an emotional time right now, so he's ripe for emotional manipulation (yes, kind of an immoral thing to do but at this point a: morals don't matter and b: he ows you big time anyway). Play up the fact that he's been abandoned by the 'lake', for something thats not his fault, and that you are the only one who cares for him (a lie? of course) and that he really should be helping you instead of following orders right now.
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No. 945316 ID: 7dc36a
945316

Unsympathetic or not (I know, but this should sounds very familiar to you), if he's grappling with paradoxes and free will, he needs to understand that what HE did is wrong if he didn't reject they told him to do.

Convince him to lead you around, to where you want to go.
Find Sui and her belongings.
Prepare to finish what she started, if you want to be reset and leave.
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No. 945760 ID: 1ed92d
945760

>>945244
....I think science lady emotionally and mentally abused this guy until he thought he was supposed to rape you. This makes him a victim as well. This also means it's science lady's fault. She's a gigantic bitch anyway. We should wait until Sui is stable then hit her with a rock and escape.

Meanwhile, Defect is emotionally compromised and vulnerable right now. It would not be difficult to manipulate him into helping you or serving your interests. It honestly depends on how much you can bring yourself to hate a whimpering self-hating mutant with brain damage.


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937522 No. 937522 ID: 34fb21 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You are a species known as a wraith more specifically a delta wraith you are newly formed and as a delta wraith you can control any other type of wraith
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No. 940401 ID: 3a3c64

>>939414
The wraiths we have out should be placed around us a watch, to be our eyes where we personally cannot see. Then, investigate the inventories and status of the party. Also, test "identify" on the cloaked man, see if there's anything interesting about him.
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No. 940410 ID: 34fb21
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940410

You have your wraiths set up a perimeter around your base you then cast identify on CM
Results
species human? stats balanced require more info
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No. 940413 ID: 34fb21

You decide to check your party’s inventory
you are holding one void scroll use on someone to give void element and 38 Wraith souls 1 monster manual (identify) and 1 untitled mystery book (can be used to inspect requires references to anything read)
status attack is now 9999999999999
Strength is now 9999999
Hp is now 9999999
Aeris golden copper scaleswith bits of emerald ruby red eyes
Inventory
Empty flintlock pistol
Hunting knife
Stats
Hp: 50/50
Str: 10
MP:5/5
atk: 3
Special attack: 50
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No. 940981 ID: 34fb21

is there anything else you wish to do tonight?
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No. 945595 ID: 34fb21

welp since I believe that no one wants to do anything else the night comes to an end the others awaken
what do you do?
You can
Head to the city
Investigate library further
Or other possible things

Interestingly CM has disappeared in his place is a bunch of dust...
alright so I’m making a story on wattpad under the username of EtherealNexus the stories state their order and further extend this universe so you can read it if you want of course there will be no crossovers with hedera until much later in this maybe


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No. 945482 ID: 3a7feb

Success!
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No. 945509 ID: 8d4593

The real question now is: did this event cause you to miss The Price is Right?
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No. 945531 ID: 6f5c05

>>945473
Absolutely beautiful.

Sequel when?
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No. 945568 ID: 1ed92d

>>945473
Truly this is the greatest quest.
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No. 945570 ID: e51896

Dude, those kids graffiti the words END on your home. Now you have to go clean it. Shit.


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920476 No. 920476 ID: 97c6b2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

As stated in the so-very-recent previous thread, this is a quest thread with a game mechanic to make it a bit more /tg/(chan) related. Whenever you suggest an action that has a chance of failure or is important, roll a d20 (email field, 'dice 1d20'). Rolling under Driblis' (or whoever's) related stat of BODY, MIND, or TALK will make the action successful. Rolling over it will be a failure. Not all actions require rolls, but you may as well roll dice when you make a suggestion, in case it does. Probably going to be a bit more lax on requiring that on tgchan than I was back in the old country. Each attack in combat deals 1 HP damage, critical hits (nat 1) are GM-fiat.

This game is completely sandbox, so feel free to do whatever! Also it's been a short while since I've run a quest, so it's possible some recent conventions are not present here. Feel lucky there's no orb of infinite psyche.

Previous threads here, but not really required reading: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Quest:Driblis_Quest
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No. 934105 ID: b1b4f3

rolled 20 = 20

>>934100
Start sneaking around, maybe the dwarf is distracted enough he won't see you.
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No. 934106 ID: b1b4f3

>>934105
Clearly I am cursed.
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No. 934168 ID: f3310b

rolled 4 = 4

>Driblis and Jibblet hold hands
2 lewd

Try sneaking. But hey, even if you don't sneak, they might not wake up. Considering they should be used to the loud snoring of other dorfs. See what other rooms are accessible.
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No. 945563 ID: 914c58
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945563

>>934105
>>934168
>sneaking, critical failure!

Today isn't Driblis' lucky day. Driblis ends up tripping over nothing, and rolling through a pile of thin sticks! They go scattering everywhere!

This wakes up a dog that's nearby! The dog is immediately aggressive!

Driblis has 5 HP at the moment. The dog looks healthy!

The dog is barking angrily, and growling! This is certain to attract attention.

Driblis is armed with a bone spear!

Attempting to fight is a BODY roll. As is attempting to flee! There are other options too, probably!
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No. 945566 ID: a13082

rolled 5 = 5

We did have some dried meat, but I think we left it in our backpack. Hmm.

Here's the plan that I would go with. First, shove the bone spear in the dog's mouth so that it bites on that instead of you. While doing that, grab some of the thin sticks and light them in the fire. Then use the burning sticks to push away the dog.
If the dwarf woke up, then escape outside.
If the dwarf hasn't woken up yet, move past the dog and towards the passage that leads deeper into the adobe - I'm assuming there should be one. Drop the burning sticks to prevent the dog from following you.


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737105 No. 737105 ID: 32d627 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Your name is SUPLEX, and you aren't really sure what you are.
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No. 941916 ID: 53b212
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941916

MAY: Well, if we don't make it, it sure isn’t going to be for nothing.
MAY: Dying free is better than staying here, and if I have to choose between getting killed and being thrown back into this hellhole- I'd rather be dead.
MAY: ...But I'd really rather we all make it out alive.
FULLER: And what about the lives of others? Are you going to keep taking those?
MAY: …I’m trying not to.
MAY: I’ll do what I have to to keep us safe, but…
MAY: I have good reason not to hurt people now.
MAY: So, I’ll lay low, do what I need to and not uh, lash out or whatever.
MAY: I’m doing whatever it takes to make this work.
MAY: That includes working with you.


Fuller takes in your answers, nodding to themself.
FULLER: You check out better than I expected you to. I’ll help.
FULLER: But!
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No. 941917 ID: 83bf07

Can you fight? If you have your back to the wall, can you protect the kids?
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No. 941924 ID: b5bc34

Uh, what do you do exactly? Like, medical stuff, but what have you really practiced and what aren't you so sure about? It'd help to know what we can rely on you for.
Then, how do you know so much about money if you were stuck here too?
And why do you now want to get out if you could have probably left whenever?

And Chance. It's come up a little before but I'm really glad we took a... That we gave you a shot. It wasn't for the best reason but you're a big part of why this is working and why I've worked to be better. Thanks.
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No. 942614 ID: a627e3

other then how to dismantle this place brick by brick so no one has to go through this crap ever again? other then how we can get the other Maybe-cats out of here? not really. what about Chance and the others?
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No. 945382 ID: 473826

>>941916
I think we should keep going by Suplex for now. We'll go by May once we've escaped, and, preferably, wiped the tiniest fragment of this Silent Hill Otherworld nightmare from all planes of existence. Suplex is who we are and were. When we escape, no longer her shall we be. Our name, and who we are, when we've freed ourselves of this place - it's gonna be May.


Anyway, as for questions,
-How long is the trek to Mockery?
-Got anything we could hide under/wear that matches the scenery for camouflage? Could be useful if we need to hunt for food or in case they've got scouts or drones that survey the land.
-Got any ranged weapons, or are we stuck with a couple of shock sticks and my teeth?
-Can I make this "money" using horniness, too?

Just a mild question - why'd Suplex's appearance change from "weird tooth goblin" at the beginning to "weird cat-dog" about halfway through?


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918745 No. 918745 ID: 15c122 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You wake up cold and mad as hell.
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No. 944831 ID: 9c4f92

Do a push-up.

Stash the brain.
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No. 944856 ID: f2320a

>>944813
Lets find a jar for the brain so it does not die is that brain moving like us does it have spine how weak is it? Hmmmm should we in the future try to build our own fleshy body frank style?
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No. 944874 ID: 0a7f21

Eat the eggs and preserve the poor saps brain in the jar.
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No. 944901 ID: f2320a

>>944811
Wow we have big eyes can we blink?
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No. 945156 ID: 2fbf55

Egg is to Egg as Egg is to Egg.

Egg.


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929545 No. 929545 ID: 80c195 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Sand, sand, and more fucking sand.

An endless, hellish landscape. Devoid of life. That's why you're here, after all.


You've been driving for three days straight, kept awake by nothing but black coffee and blacker nightmares. You're somewhere in the southwest, it's as close as you're going to get to your destination, which is to say, nowhere.


You're driving an old beaten-up economy car, in the back trunk sits a briefcase containing 50,000$. On your person, you have a small pocket knife, a burner flip-phone, a wallet containing 60$ or so, and an M1911 pistol with only one seven-round magazine. There's a backpack on the passenger seat next to you with a change of clothes, some toiletries, a half-empty bottle of absinthe, a small tin full of medical supplies, and an almost empty bottle of painkillers.

You're going to need more painkillers soon, your gut is starting to throb again, but you have to ration what you have left.


It's about seven PM, and starting to get dark out. You could either keep driving, to where you don't know. Or you could pull over and sleep in the car. Either way, you need to rest soon, much as you hate the thought of stopping.
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No. 944776 ID: 688668

It occurs to you to check the car for damage, after that storm last night.


You stretch, awkwardly, to the extent you can without aggravating your side, and pop your door open.

You take a moment to prepare mentally for the pain that follows every time you stand up, then swing you feet out the door to get the whole process over with.

You stand; much faster than you should have. That was stupid. You hiss and brace yourself against the car. Pain lances up your back and joints, all horribly cramped from so long on the road, a headache immediately develops as blood rushes to your head, pins and needles shoot down your left leg, which must have had the circulation cut off while you slept. You're hungry, dehydrated, and now pretty much everything hurts. If you're lucky you might even have a heart attack and die out here. The world would be better off.


The car looks about the same as ever; crappy and cheap. The windshield is pretty busted up, but the damage is on the passenger side so you can drive just fine. Under the hood, you find the entire engine covered in sand; if you don't clean it, it'll be completely totaled in five-thousand miles. You just hope it still starts.

It does. You're almost disappointed.


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No. 944802 ID: 977456

Find a place to stay for the evening. Seriously, you couldn't be more wrecked if you tried. Get yourself outta that car and into a coma.
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No. 944899 ID: 3ce8ff

>>944802
yea as much as this is a quest and that probably means something is wrong with this town one way or another, that needs to be a later problem so the current exhaustion problem doesn't make all future problems that much worse.
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No. 944911 ID: 8bb2fa

>>944899
Oh god damnit. I suppose obvious tropes are obvious, then. Hmm... Very well. You may proceed completely spoiling my ingenuous and totally original, never before attempted, very organic plot arc.
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No. 944981 ID: 3ce8ff

>>944911
I mean you could just have this be a town (then have the NEXT town be different or whatevs =P)


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927735 No. 927735 ID: 66018e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

(This quest may or may not be NSFW. Art style may be subject to some slight adjustments over time.)

I can feel it. I can feel it! A chill in the summer, a light in the dark!

A call from the physical realm!
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No. 944254 ID: b1b4f3

>>944249
Balls. Alright that's probably a large fire elemental at this point; how well could you fight fire with fire?
Would Fendas be able to use that water bolt scroll against it?
I say the summoning chamber is our next destination, unless you think you can't fight that thing. In that case we should stock up on anti-fire stuff, which are probably all in the water chamber. Fendas can go check that one out. You can probably find some relatively safe but useful things in the earth chamber.
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No. 944257 ID: 891b91

>>944251
I agree, but Nalene should go first. We cannot trust Fendas to go thrusting into holes blindly!
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No. 944264 ID: 977456

Why fight a fire elemental? It is probably just looking for a way home. Unless it is corrupted, but if the corruption got all the way here, then best to burn the whole complex to the ground. Just return with the ashes and assume that the toothrbrush's remains are in there somewhere...

Ugh, you know what? Go get that magazine back and match the figures to the hole in the wall. It stands to reason that this lab was summoning things from that book, for reasons best not thought about...
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No. 944274 ID: b3c4cf

Can you detect anything in that hole?

You should enter and probably light your way.
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No. 944650 ID: 203335

>>944253
She just needs some encouragement, is all. Like, Nalene is still scorching hot, I’d take her over some jumped-up sloshy water elemental, any day.

>>944249
We may want to get into that room for a closer look, if only to determine which direction the wall burned - inward or outward. It’s the difference between something in the room looking to escape, or something from elsewhere (possibly lower?) seeking the surface.


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