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948963 No. 948963 ID: dd0c06 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

(Shitty Improv Quest/Test)
You are in an endless white void surrounded by inky black stars that move. Something tells you that you have options. What are they? Options for a new life.

Please pick a Race and Class for you and you only.
--Humans-Feli (Felines)-Canids (Canines)-Dryads-Elves-Lagas (Lizards)-Demis-Slimes-Harpies-Dwarves-Gnomes-Goblins-Kobolds-Orcs-Tortles--
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No. 949639 ID: 2202fb

Machiavelli, being a being of stealth, can also aid in this effort.

Tell me if i fucked this up somewhere. I dont want to derail things or make an illegal move
No. 949781 ID: dd0c06

Multiple people wish to use their domains, would you like to combine for INSTANT SILENT ORGANIZED DEATH?
No. 949785 ID: e7c7d3

Instant Silent Organized Death is what Grak lives for.

No. 949786 ID: 8d4593

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920634 No. 920634 ID: 891b91 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This quest is NSFW. Lewd suggestions are encouraged.

"I say we send the runt to do it. It's a simple enough job."

"No. Absolutely not."

"You can't protect her from the world forever, Saul. Someday she'll outlive you. What's she gonna do once you're gone? She needs experience doing things on her own."

"But think of her past -- I can't just send her back out there unprepared. She hasn't had her own kind to teach her how to survive the way they do."

"You've been preparin' her for years now, and you said just the other day she's come so far. I think she can handle it."

"He's right, it ain't like she'll be going anywhere she ain't been before. This is the perfect chance for her to get some experience doin' things on her own. I know she's like a daughter to you, but you gotta cut 'er loose sometime. An' God knows she's practically been beggin' for it for the past year or two."

A sigh. "I suppose you're right."
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No. 948673 ID: cdf085

Well, if she's just a maid, she can't do anything about you if Kaz wants you hhere. Cast REVEAL KOBOLD!
No. 948689 ID: 8d23f0

show the Arzfayz!
No. 949474 ID: a80696

Stay quit and move to Kaz's room. If you can find it.
No. 949715 ID: 4e4eb0

Stay hidden and head to the baths, I'd say. We can watch and have a laugh!
No. 949718 ID: 9e04c9

It seems safe to exit the hiding spot while they're busy. You should do that and head upstairs then.

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946455 No. 946455 ID: e7c7d3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

It's a little late, but here's a horror-themed quest for October.
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No. 948583 ID: ce39da

Head north, wherever that may lead.
No. 949574 ID: e7c7d3
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>Cut losses, head North

Very well. I've had enough of this place and the less time spent here the less likely I'll run into another one of those things.

With a quick check of the sun, I start heading northward as directly as I can. Getting out of the district is a lot easier than getting in to it. As I mentioned earlier in the day, all these paths want to turn into a main road. So instead of fighting the streets I am guided by them. Every time the street curves back I simply cut through some ruins. I think I'm getting better at this urban wayfinding, but I shouldn't declare that I'm good at it until I exit the city. Still, it is soon enough that I come across Clay Road, facing the West Hills District.

In prosperous times, the West Hills Was probably the most diverse of the districts. Originally, it was filled with poor but earthy folks. The tunnel and cavern dwellers dug into the hill, crowding out the people who could afford to live somewhere more private. With such cheap housing though, brought in the artists and the students of magic. Giving the district a very eccentric flair. The view from the West Hills was not lost on the wealthy, however, and it was a known axiom that if you can't afford a manse in the Sun District then you built a villa on top the West Hills. The whole district was under-going gentrification, and there was a lot of class tension among the folks there. For myself, I was eyeing a loft within the hills to live in once my time at the academy was done. I'm kind of curious if it's still there.

Now, there are many vivid and conflicting stories about what happened to this city, but one static detail is that the undead came from the West Hills. The arcane of young mages becoming corrupted by the black fire, or a sect of necromancers taking advantage of the chaos, none can really say. With bones being raised on spikes, what ev
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No. 949575 ID: e7c7d3

_Conduct__|__Aspect__|__Element_ _Produce__|___Wild___|___Fire___ __Focus___|__Lasting_|__Wound___ ___Seal___|___Far____|__Fungus__

Treated leather outfit,kobold-sized kopesh, and belt pouch containing storage gems.
Storage gems: five days of rations and five days of water, a bedroll, a medical kit and lab, and four empty gems.

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No. 949578 ID: 977456

You could try a produce fungus on the thing's face to see if anything reacts. But may as well just try to avoid their line-of-sight.
No. 949579 ID: b1b4f3

Necromancer territory? No thanks. How about we just keep moving while in old quarry town. Start moving east, taking cover amongst the buildings alongside the road.
...any chance the necromancers have stolen any of the artifacts you're searching for?

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935776 No. 935776 ID: f0a059 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

CONTENT WARNING: This quest will contain explicit sexual and violence content unsuitable for minors, and will likely run into situations of dubious consent.
Please minimise this thread if you feel this may be distressing or objectionable.
To minimise a thread, please click the leftmost button that looks like a _ in the subject title.
Spoiler text will be used in situations where the text is not suitable for display on the main /quest/ page.
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No. 938702 ID: b1b4f3

It wouldn't lose its effectiveness if the other Agents knew about it. We're hiding it right now because Omega doesn't know the current state of things and it might make him even more of a target.
No. 938836 ID: c49ece

No, for some reason preforming my duty out of mutual obligation feels wrong, somehow. This is fine.

Maybe... I'll look for that runaway outsider?
No. 939092 ID: a62ed0

You know, Psi was so overwhelmed that she didn't want any extra attention, and Delta just wanted it over with. We've had an interest in exploring our partner's body. Ask if she'll consent to let you fondle her breasts.
No. 943204 ID: 3e9573

Stay like this for a few seconds longer, then thank her for her shoulder and leave.
No. 949576 ID: b08aaf

Can we just sit in seclusion and embrace each other for a bit longer? The erection will fade with time, but the comfort will stay.

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923036 No. 923036 ID: d43602 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Your time has come.
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No. 948342 ID: b1b4f3

Why was he taking his shirt off though?
No. 948345 ID: 11f77a

Ah well. I like the kiss on the cheek idea (and the rest). But maaaybe just as you continue through the gate give him a flash.
No. 948351 ID: 4f51b2

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No. 949526 ID: 9e04c9

Not even in the view of the sun...
Do we also have to be facing a certain direction and be in a certain pose?

Give him your panties as a goodbye gift. Then let's go.

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947489 No. 947489 ID: ca2950 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 948716 ID: 1774cd

Ask him if he wants to make out.
No. 948718 ID: e51896

I wouldn't harm him too much. He did save your life.
No. 948731 ID: 2ba9d1

Not necessarily. He is apparently just standing in front of her. Unless he patched her up.

Anyway, ask what's going on right now. Is it still happening or can you just leave? To a hospital?
No. 948735 ID: 977456

Oh, and you should probably patch up that giant gaping oozing puss-factory over your midriff.
No. 949151 ID: 15a025

Get up and ask for an introduction. What was that spider thing?

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934706 No. 934706 ID: 30ada4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

It's times like these that make someone ask the big questions; is there a God, for example.

You've never really believed in an omnipotent power, especially not now, as you hang from your hands and feel your ribs crack.

Is there a such thing as good and evil, that's another good one.

Probably not.
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No. 948364 ID: 094652

Let the guy live. He may have seen you, but he's the only one who has seen you. He won't know exactly where you're going or what you're doing.
No. 948529 ID: 3ce8ff

No need to take more lives than necessary on a fucked mission that shouldn't have happened. If you have a moment to look back and you see him not running or whatever and looking at you give him a little sharp nod of appreciation (if culturally appropriate)

(google translate of the Russian)
>Then a voice comes from your left, outside of your vision. “Чем ты там занимался?” The voice is calm, slightly suspicious but not accusatory, only mildly interested. For all your nerves care he might as well have been screaming ‘intruder’.
What are you doing there?

>Lead tenses like he’s about to talk, but this guy continues. “А почему так напряжен? Я видел шомполы более расслабленными.” He jokes, and a bit of humor enters his tone.
Why so tense? I've seen ramrods more relaxed.

>You speak, without really meaning to. “Просто немного поболтать.” You give a wry smile. “И, может быть, немного алкоголя. Почему, ты хочешь немного?” Joking, sarcastic. And where you mustered the courage for it you’ll never know.
Just a little chat. something about this feels lost by google translate, can't think of a way that sounds natural in english
And maybe some alcohol. Why, do you want some?

>He gives a genuine laugh. “Но позвольте мне быть честным с вами.” Then his voice turns serio
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No. 949040 ID: f4b1df

Seconds hesitation, hand falters. You don’t want to kill him, but then again, sometimes spilt blood is unavoidable.

No, not this time. He lives.

Too late either way, searchlight’s almost on you.

Heart’s still hammering. Lead taps you on the shoulder. “Let’s go.”

You give him one last look before slipping away. And out of the corner of your eye, you catch a tiny glimmer of something playing across his features, but it fades and you turn away, and just like that, a spark of respect between two soldiers flashes.

Maybe you’ll never know what was going through that soldier’s head. And maybe in that moment you had bigger problems.

Asphalt bites into your elbows, and your left arm stings like a bitch under the strain.
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No. 949052 ID: 3ce8ff

Time to go I guess.
It would be nice if there was a safe way to let only Russian coolguy know that he should probably vacate the area too, but we are already stretching risk by haveing not directly killed him (still the right choice)
War is hell.
No. 949055 ID: 094652

Leave a few messages for the smarter mooks, like "desert or die".

Go underground. It's not nearly safe, but you need to move under cover.

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939765 No. 939765 ID: e7703b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Travels have been uneventful, with out food stocks sufficient that I don’t have to hunt much, besides for fresh meat.
The remoteness of the route means we have not seen any other travelers yet, letting us enjoy some time together while on the move.

“Huff... Kit, please. We can’t keep doing this all day.”
> Keep doing this all day
> Stop
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No. 942041 ID: f3c77f

Going with this
No. 942099 ID: 2df440

This is good
No. 942760 ID: 3e9573

Tell her how shameless she is for doing it in front of other people.

Head to pond.
No. 945086 ID: 32b5ec


Guddammit, I don't want piss in my quest!
No. 948131 ID: f5a3f7

I... I actually agree with kome's suggestion here.

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890020 No. 890020 ID: 2007b6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


You all met in a tavern in some no-name logging town out on the frontier. Scruffy prospectors, scheming merchants, disgraced minor nobles, and deranged veterans from thousands of miles away converged on rumors of a ruined fortress from the Old Empire and the priceless treasures within. Seemed like a great way to get rich, make a name for yourself, or at least keep busy while avoiding the big cities for whatever reason. Things went wrong. Now you're lost, with barely any supplies. Getting out alive won't be easy. Might still score some wealth and power on the way, though.

Pick a class (hedge witch, rich bastard, soldier, or townie), and a specialty within that class. A hedge witch specialized in healing can resurrect the dead, if all the key giblets are in place, but after they start to go rancid it's like pushing an avalanche back uphill.
Pick a higher ambition (compassion, fame, honor, wealth, rule the world, etc.), and a lower ambition (fetish).
Pick either a phobia, a concealable mutation/parasite, or a supernatural vulnerability - or all three plus an innate power.
For example, an elf could have a phobia of disfigurement (an un-pretty elf is called an orc), pointed ears providing acute senses but vulnerable to overstimulation, and the power to balance effortlessly on any solid surface, no matter how narrow or fragile. An adventuring vampire could have a phobia of holy powers, concealable fangs to heal by drinking blood, vulnerability to immersion in running water, and the power to transform into mist. A corrupted princess could have a phobia of slime, vagina swarming
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No. 947218 ID: f57349

rolled 14 = 14

Lizzie is accused of petty theft and dragged off to face judgement by the local lord. Everyone else sees her wander away in a trance, through what looked like a solid wall near the far end of the "marketplace" cave, about 200' away. There's also a more natural-looking tunnel to the left of the secret passage.

Inside the lord's manor, Lizzie marches dutifully to the great hall and waits until...
No. 947219 ID: f57349

...she realizes those aren't courtiers and guards going through the motions of official business before her trial can begin; they're just elvenoid bodies, empty shells of meat dancing and ululating mindlessly.

Room you're in is thirty feet wide, sixty feet long, and the arched ceiling averages fifteen feet high. You entered through a 10' wide vertical-pivot stone door in the center of one of the shorter walls. There's a throne of some darker sort of rock, nearly as wide as the door and proportionately high, centered at the far end of the room. The throne has been empty for a long, long time. Two more doors flanking it, and a bas relief cityscape carved into the wall between them.
No. 947221 ID: d9acdc

rolled 2, 6, 1 = 9

Let me try to see if I've got a handle on the story thus far. The separated expedition group found stragglers reuniting the in the throne room we started in. Lizzy sat in it, turned into a minotaur, and then was eventually slain, before being brought back with a healing potion which unfortunately didn't help her severed tendons. After wandering around she's now been separated from the group and left in a different empty throne room. How's she doing for hunger, thirst, injuries, and rest? Have her rations of wine and dried meat been significantly reduced? Here's her starting inventory list:
>Jug of Wine
Canvas, fashioned into a wedding train-esque cape given her relatively small stature
>Candles, shaped like waxy millipedes crawling around on her.
Dried bugs Meat, mixed with ghee and other additives to create a crumbly, greasy trail mix.
>A consumable magic light source, stylized to resemble a lightning bug. Striking it activates it, and the casing allows it to be stuck to things easily and covered if needed. Pinned to a cool pointed hat is preferable.
Coin Purse

If she doesn't need to rest, let's try and go back out the door she came through.
No. 947243 ID: 094652

rolled 6, 5, 2 = 13

Sahara: "Well, that's new!"
Ivori: "Hmph."

Ivori quickly studies the wall Lizzy went through for traps and opening methods while Sahara takes a peek at the tunnel opening.
No. 947890 ID: c3da40

rolled 5, 3, 5 = 13

Lian will go to keep watch with his shoulder against the corner of the tunnel near the secret entrance, positioned to watch down the tunnel while keeping cover from it, occasionally glancing back into the room to keep an eye on his companions.

If a threat approaches he will move to interpose himself between it and his allies with a careless confidence despite not seeming very familiar with the spear.

Does Leandra's more monstrous instincts recognise anything in the red fog? Does it smell like blood?

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942780 No. 942780 ID: 9ed620 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

warning for gore, violence, and likely nsfw
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No. 942955 ID: 0efe8e

Also how much do you know about us?
No. 943029 ID: f57349

How much of this plane (or for that matter, any others) are YOU familiar with? Who or what are your/House Albelon's allies and enemies? Known neutrals? What alternative remedies were exhausted before resorting to summoning/contacting us?
No. 947563 ID: 9ed620
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you are unable to join her in the bath due to your general lack of any kind of tangible form.

> level of technology

you see her smile, slightly, at some of the suggestions for societal milestones listed.

"we've developed widespread space travel, and enough planetary engineering to develop artifical populated planets. though some nations allow some level of civilian-owned ships, their flight plans are extremely restricted. our largest setbacks in the tech field tend to involve the social, ethical, and political."

> science & magic

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No. 947591 ID: 7ebbf9

What of these pirates? From what circumstances do they spring? Do you hope to recruit them or simply take their ship?
No. 947657 ID: 6c9030

What advice we can give depends on what you intend to take from this encounter. The ship? The crew? Cargo? Information?
Any are achievable, all may be achievable, but what you want is going to determine how the problem is approached.

As for the pirates, they fall into one of a few different types.

The first, and the worst sort to run into, are privateers. They're less pure pirates and more mercenaries or employees. The crew may or may not have been pressed into service, but the officers will be extremely loyal to their masters - if for no other reason than because disloyalty would mean blackmail at the least and assassination most of the time.

The next are the outlaws. They're on the run from the authorities, and have turned to piracy because they're already running from death and aren't going to be any more dead if they do what is necessary to survive.
They're going to be more paranoid, but also more open to negotiation. If you can offer them protection, and they'll believe the offer, they're extremely likely to take it. A fresh start with a clean slate could be something cheap for you and incalculably valuable to them.

Third are the desperate. They don't fear the authorities so much as the utter destitution they face. They're generally engaging in piracy because it's the only way they can keep their families alive. Depending on what you want that could make negotiations trivial or extremely difficult.

The fourth is the fleet of an unrecognized nation. They don't consider themselves pirates, and that makes dealing with them both tricky and straightforward.

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832547 No. 832547 ID: c9b650 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Warning: This quest will probably contain NSFW elements. It might also get weird.
by popular demand and you know who you are
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No. 947422 ID: ad51b8

yeah I don't have anything better so a soothing song for him to give him something to focus on that isn't the voice(s)
No. 947423 ID: 83bf07

Hey now, that's an idea. Let's try singing. Surely we know at least some sort of tune. Maybe it might spark something that we once forgot?
No. 947425 ID: a9af05

Sing to calm Spiral and block out the other voices.
No. 947458 ID: 7dc36a

A creature with powerful brains/mind might be able to interpret this "essential subrealm" better, but you, of a strong heart, only need to understand how to share your (warmer) essence to Spiral while driving the Chaos out.

Basically, by doing like these two said:
No. 947479 ID: feecd8

Sing to drown out the hurtful voices!

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941730 No. 941730 ID: 57353f hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This quest will almost certainly be NSFW. Please avert your eyes.
Yeah, I know making another new quest is a bad idea, but I am a mercurial dumbass
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No. 946488 ID: e0257a

>For safety and security reasons, the neurochip does not allow such drastic alteration to physiological state.
At least they have SOME limits...

>experience a sponsored 3M dream
Truly, ad agencies know no bounds. Though if you get paid to watch ad dreams, you might get Litoko back faster...

>The tag was a mistake.
If you really hate the tag, summon "Fair Exchange". If they're uncooperative, you can still get rid of the tag. Just rip the ear off. It'll grow back. You might even keep getting credits, there's still some brain in the ear.

>free 5-night trial of the Dream Nexus
Four more nights of free translation. Incompetence? Clever ploy to get you using more 3M services? Whatever the cause, it's at least somewhat in your favor.

>He's not quite pronouncing my name right
Yeah, it's Rakkani, not Rakani.

Beyond what everyone else asked,
What are his goals?
What skills does he have, especially survival skills?
From what "Fair Exchange" said, your full name is Sib Nanip, and your language is Kaurban. Is that correct?
What is your species called?
Can your kind visit the dreams of others, and if so, is it similar to neumono dream sharing?
No. 946503 ID: b1b4f3

IIRC, neumono ears do not have any brain matter in them, since they are meant to be expendable.
No. 946505 ID: 8d4593

If I remember my asteroid quest correctly, they should actually have a tiny amount of brain matter in them.

Still impressive that the thing can network dream sharing with such a tenuous connection none the less.
No. 946554 ID: 6b406b

Huh, did his sack get bigger? It might just be how it's framed, and the fact that we've avoided looking there, but it really does seem a bit different. Try not to stare, I guess.

Aside from that, and what everyone else has covered, ask Sib what we can do to help. We have some temporary clear communication, so we need to establish his plans for survival and long term, and what role we might play in them. We also have a lot on our plate, so having some work ready for us will help take our mind off the crushing despair of everything.
No. 946986 ID: 864e49

Well the obvious one is "Wanna fuck?", but we're not gonna actually say that so ask him what he knows about the merchant assholes.

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925850 No. 925850 ID: 2007b6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

It's not easy to tell time when the sun's always directly overhead.

That red moon is no good either. Maybe she's afraid to linger too often in the same part of the sky, like courtiers rotate through dresses.

A few stars are visible, dancing as if in pain.

Near as anyone can tell, that distant screaming - well, the coordinated kind - comes every twelve and a half hours, at what should be dawn and dusk. If that's right, tomorrow will be the first day of Resplendent Fire, and the first full month since the cataclysm which dropped a fifty-mile-wide chunk of Creation into the Demon Realm.

What have you done?
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No. 946244 ID: f57349

Five successes, reasonable plan. The indicated mortals mostly shrug and cooperate, though a few stay back to wrap up what they were working on.
Testing food for dangerous contaminants is apprentice-level alchemy, a series of variants on the "alchemical touchstone" procedure. Negative for heavy metals, wyld energies, demonic corruption, and cholera. One sample came back positive for hallucinogenic fungi, and all of it has excess wood-aspected essence at levels considered unsafe for pregnant women or the elderly. Should be alright for supplementary rations, provided it's thoroughly cooked and at least half the troops' calories come from somewhere else.
> in case the situation suddenly deteriorates
When Karal Tin Otter makes eye contact with Red And Gold's jade lion bodyguard, portions of the chaplain's uniform and necklace (with a copper amulet of the three-candle mon of Hesiesh) are abruptly destroyed in a flash of violet fire.

The teodozjia then challenges Karal Tin Otter to a duel: first to surrender or have a limb torn out of the socket (meaning shoulder or hip, not wrist, ankle, elbow, or knee) has to do any one immediate non-physical favor of the winner's choosing.
No. 946296 ID: f57349

COD, in the pilot's seat, sees through rear-facing sensors as the chaplain is confronted, and recognizes the jade lion. With three successes on Intelligence + Occult, you know what there is to know about teodozjia - basically anything from their writeup in Books of Sorcery 5 can be considered in-character knowledge. Long story short, the physical threat (while very significant) is secondary: they're preachers for the demon princes, relentless enemies of everything that's good and holy.
No. 946499 ID: afdebc

rolled 6, 9, 5, 5, 3, 3, 5, 9, 10, 1, 2, 9, 4, 2, 1, 4, 7, 8, 1, 8 = 102

>Food Testing Results
It will be important to make Seses Xanin aware of for longer term planning- another source of food will eventually be required, if this stuff can only safely stretch, but not replace, rations.

What kind of effects would result from a diet where half the calories aren't coming from somewhere else?

>KTO and the Jade Lion
Too far aware to hear exactly what transpired, the daughter of Sextes Jylis can nonetheless sense the sudden change in tension in the negotiating party- and readies herself for the worst. She sets off across the waist high blood red "grass", an unnoticed melody of bells overlaid on the breeze and the stillness before confrontation.

Activating Invisible Street Performer Technique for 3m peripheral. If the lawship is facing south, with the meeting between Sesus Xanin, Red and Gold, and Karal Tin Otter (and attendant demons) taking place behind the rear of the craft center screen, Dell's approaching from the North-West, closing to 60yards (closing to range for Three-String Sword Prana).
No. 946602 ID: f57349

>What kind of effects would result from a diet where half the calories aren't coming from somewhere else?
>Intelligence 2, Medicine 5, limited diagnostic tools & reference materials -2, no relevant stunt
>rolled 6, 9, 5, 5, 3
Anybody who can consciously channel essence would probably be fine. In ordinary mortals the excess energy will accumulate, eventually causing sickness and mutation. Kidney stones, or malignant tumors superficially resembling wood aspect markings, perhaps, though it's hard to be sure without knowing more about the specific demesne. Might take years for serious symptoms in an initially healthy adult whose intake was only a bit over safe dose... or some mad genius heretic geomancer could channel the energy just exactly wrong (presumably as part of an attempt to share enlightenment) and cause a spectacular, possibly lethal, transformation same-day. For continuity purposes, since it was pointed out to me UWD actually has zero dots in Occult, one of FFE's Retainers is acting as a lab technician to do apprentice-level analytical alchemy, the results of which can then be easily understood in a medical context. Also, the mad geomancy would be some version of the Essential River Channeling procedure, defined here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N-8geUuklKlno_TGuFZezYnvvkWWOQCPev4rXa4cyRQ/edit#heading=h.iph4ftx9xnic
No. 946603 ID: d9acdc
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rolled 10, 6, 4, 5, 5, 10, 7, 8, 8, 9, 7, 6, 7, 3, 7, 9, 7, 1, 8, 5, 10, 5, 4, 4, 10, 9, 9, 9, 5, 3 = 200

A fearsome opponent; conflict is probably best avoided, if they want everyone to keep their limbs and the trades to go well.

"Dell, I think we should-"
COD is cut off as her sworn Brother, instead of sticking with the ship so they can make an emergency takeoff, starts creeping towards the brewing conflict, presumably to jump into the ball of Exalt and demon if things escalate. Great.

"Goose, I need you in the co-pilots seat. Everyone, stop the loading and secure cargo for emergency take off. Tsukumogami, high alert for intruders, don't let anyone disrupt piloting activities, non-lethal action against single attackers or known allies."

Goose is the mortal retainer with enlightened essence, who was trained as an emergency pilot before they recruited Dell. Since Dell was acting as co-pilot before, her Purifying Mercy Stone is still inserted as well.
Tsukumogami is her living armor, who is staying hidden on her form, but actively searching for signs of any unseen intruders.

From what I remember, there's some sort of trick that you can use by taking an action that only lasts a single tick, or can be freely aborted or something like that, effectively allowing you to hold your action until a later tick. COD is doing whatever that entails, preferably shifting into a defensive stance if it doesn't disrupt it, to perform take off in the case that TKO agrees to the duel.

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940835 No. 940835 ID: 8442ba hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You don't exist yet.

This guy wants you to exist even though he thinks he'll do a bad job creating you. From there you'll have some sort of adventure and hopefully start to look better. Things might even get... saucy.


What are you?
If you're something complicated it's likely you'll come out especially weird, but he's ready to take the plunge.
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No. 946018 ID: 7ebbf9

Real neat to meet you you but I'm looking for a way to get someone out of a hole. Any advice? Do you know where any long wiggly things or things to climb up might be?
No. 946056 ID: 3ce8ff

hey i bet we can fashion a little example out of a tendrily thing and ask for something like that but longer.
No. 946260 ID: bc51f9
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>Real neat to meet you you but I'm looking for a way to get someone out of a hole.
>long wiggly things or things to climb up might be?
>hey i bet we can fashion a little example out of a tendrily thing and ask for something like that but longer.

"wow, hey, git dat out, bug off dat. eye hex dat. eye hex dat bit. dat eat rat, eat rat. heh, not ire. was big 'aah!', not ire. you not eat dis rat. you hep guy.

Ah jeez. Looks like you spooked him a bit! You have never given a lot of thought to the things you consume being living, thinking things like you are now. You sure hope those other rats weren't like this one!

Also at the moment it's kinda hard to even push the edge of yourself up into the container. You'd have to give that a lot of thought to really figure out how to do it. It'd be nice if there were some helpful animated guides on how to do it!
Wowee. Hoo doggie, that embarrassment is hitting hard for some reason from that line of thinking. You plan on forgetting you thought that.
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>Ask what it knows about this place.
>Also, it used to be smarter? How so?

"can do tag, can run vex map, can eat med fud, get tek put. can pee, can sex, can all. get fud. but eye not get med for lot eon, man sed not get med den eye not gab. ego get bad. den... get dum. sum dum rat. agh.

D'aw heck, thanks.
No. 946266 ID: b1b4f3

Sounds like he needs the "med food" to be smart, and he hasn't gotten any in a while.
Ask who the "man" was.

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932632 No. 932632 ID: f5fee9 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

I just couldn't stay away~♥

so... how about a lewd story about a kobold?
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No. 945880 ID: e3e99e

Naw, see, that's the wrong way to look at things.
Instead, LET Neeral get pregnant, and then claim it's a miracle. Have her use raising their half-kobold child to justify staying with the adventuring party, and seduce the bard into being 'monster-swingers'.

She gets endless powerful monsters, and an armed escort.
No. 945885 ID: a9af05

The problem with adventurers is that they get paid to kill monsters. Asking them to help us make monsters is a good way of getting them to just turn around and kill Neeral before she can make any monsters.
No. 945889 ID: e6f10c

A important clarification is that they're paid to kill monsters that have been a big enough bother to someone with coin to pay to have said monsters killed. If the monsters aren't causing trouble, then why risk the party member's well being to slay 'em? And if they do cause trouble, well, that'll be more job opportunities for the party, though killing the monsters would go well against Lamashtu's desires. ...But if Neeral could speak to the monsters she's birthed and they'd follow her direction, then this could be a opportunity to con folk out of their cash. Bring the monsters in to cause a ruckus, then Neeral leads 'em off secretly and the party claims they dealt with the problem and gets paid.

Anyway, it's still way too early to reveal such things to the party. They do not trust Neeral anywhere near enough. And even if and when they do, them knowing is another way knowledge of Neeral's blessing by Lamashtu and mission to slip out and get to the ears of those who would kill her.

Oh, and a important note about the way Lamashtu's blessing on Neeral works is that the egg Neeral lays (two days after conception,) are buried to finish their growth and then hatch. How long that'll take is unknown and might be based on how big the offspring are. Whatever the way, it means that Neeral doesn't have to stick around to care for the eggs or the offspring.
No. 946216 ID: 81cd19

That's one way to eat dick I suppose.

And yes, we should exit Neeral.

You should definitely agree to keep him company. Don't want him to get suspicious in any way.

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>Strip, the other inmates.
You decided to hide your shyness under mask of confidence and even start striping other slow-to-undress neighbors.
dominant++ (55)

>Remove pants, insist on wearing shirt.
You stand strong and proud - they can take your pants, but they will never take your freedom shirt!
dominant++ (57)
willpower-10 (30)
respect++ (2)

"Oh, so you're the tough one, huh?" you hear guard say pointing the hose to your face.
"Cold shower must be just a pleasure for you than," she said, turning water on.

Immediate shock revels through your body as ice-cold spray of water pierce every cell of your skin, and when "bath-time" is over you're glad that no one can see tears pouring from your eyes when you're so wet.
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No. 945401 ID: bc51f9

Go to the goth girl and brag about how you've already had a hand in your ass and put your hand in an ass already.
Like it or not you liked it it's good life experience. Especially prison life.
No. 945406 ID: 9876c4

Just relax and eat. Maybe use your non-ass hand.
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No. 946104 ID: cbeaea

go to the goth, offer her a shitty cigarette

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You know what it is.
Same Tits Time, Same Tits Channel.

Please read the previous threads, if you haven't already.

Thread 1: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/720801.html
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Tits_Quest
Dis: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/100061.html

Twitter: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/100061.html
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/artisanbubblegum?alert=1&ty=h
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Cherrie: "Hammur, what should we do?"

Hammur: "hmmm..."

Hammur: "Hammur have Idea!"
[Cherrie Equipped in Hammurs right Hand]

No. 945827 ID: 125c76
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Hammur: "RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!"

No. 945828 ID: 125c76
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Hammur: "I think we got away."

Hammur: "Now Cherrie turn to think next move."

You're now back in the mines.

You decide that returning to the nICE kitchen is probably a bad Idea from now on..

What do?

No. 945841 ID: e51896

hm, perhaps we should get more currency for this next shift by collecting more rocks. Should be much easier now that we are now duo players with Hammur instead of a solo.
and after the shifts end, we'll try to escape while everyone is asleep. Finding that key to that door first is a must if we want to escape.

put your helmet shield on Hammur's head. He needs one in here.
No. 945854 ID: 3ce8ff

So we're back in the mine, swinging our pick from side to side...
i dunno the head of a hammur is usually the strongest part, though it is true a helmet shield is probably of limited effectiveness.

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[DISCLAIMER: This quest contains graphic nudity, will likely contain strange and/or disturbing imagery and themes, explicit sexual and violent themes and imagery, and should really probably not be read by anyone. If you're under 18 you shouldn't technically even be on this website, but also don't read this (like this disclaimer is going to stop you either way).]
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No. 945257 ID: 8d4593

This guy's not a threat anymore.
The question is, is he useful.

Take him with you, wherever you go.
No. 945278 ID: b1b4f3

Maybe Sui's bomb did more than they thought. It could be blamed for either broken platforms like this guy, or for the science platform(s) having a negative reaction to successfully completed tasks.
Sounds like he doesn't know where to go, which is further evidence that their infrastructure is malfunctioning. You should not call attention to this.

Why don't you try some manipulation? Tell him it's going to be alright. You'll help him get accepted by the lake again, but to know how to do that he's going to have to explain how this place works. What is the lake? What other kinds of platforms are there? What other structures are there around here, can he show you to the ones he knows how to get to? Does he know where "Machines bird" is? It's too dangerous to go into the chamber where she's kept, but it'd still be nice to know where it is. Might even be nice to talk to whoever's trying to keep her alive, to find out how it's going. Maybe we can get a timescale on how long it'd take her to recover.
No. 945290 ID: e80f75

Events of the previouse few minuits aside, you kinda need a little bit of backup here, and this male is the closest thing to that. He's going through an emotional time right now, so he's ripe for emotional manipulation (yes, kind of an immoral thing to do but at this point a: morals don't matter and b: he ows you big time anyway). Play up the fact that he's been abandoned by the 'lake', for something thats not his fault, and that you are the only one who cares for him (a lie? of course) and that he really should be helping you instead of following orders right now.
No. 945316 ID: 7dc36a

Unsympathetic or not (I know, but this should sounds very familiar to you), if he's grappling with paradoxes and free will, he needs to understand that what HE did is wrong if he didn't reject they told him to do.

Convince him to lead you around, to where you want to go.
Find Sui and her belongings.
Prepare to finish what she started, if you want to be reset and leave.
No. 945760 ID: 1ed92d

....I think science lady emotionally and mentally abused this guy until he thought he was supposed to rape you. This makes him a victim as well. This also means it's science lady's fault. She's a gigantic bitch anyway. We should wait until Sui is stable then hit her with a rock and escape.

Meanwhile, Defect is emotionally compromised and vulnerable right now. It would not be difficult to manipulate him into helping you or serving your interests. It honestly depends on how much you can bring yourself to hate a whimpering self-hating mutant with brain damage.

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You are a species known as a wraith more specifically a delta wraith you are newly formed and as a delta wraith you can control any other type of wraith
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No. 940401 ID: 3a3c64

The wraiths we have out should be placed around us a watch, to be our eyes where we personally cannot see. Then, investigate the inventories and status of the party. Also, test "identify" on the cloaked man, see if there's anything interesting about him.
No. 940410 ID: 34fb21
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You have your wraiths set up a perimeter around your base you then cast identify on CM
species human? stats balanced require more info
No. 940413 ID: 34fb21

You decide to check your party’s inventory
you are holding one void scroll use on someone to give void element and 38 Wraith souls 1 monster manual (identify) and 1 untitled mystery book (can be used to inspect requires references to anything read)
status attack is now 9999999999999
Strength is now 9999999
Hp is now 9999999
Aeris golden copper scaleswith bits of emerald ruby red eyes
Empty flintlock pistol
Hunting knife
Hp: 50/50
Str: 10
atk: 3
Special attack: 50
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No. 940981 ID: 34fb21

is there anything else you wish to do tonight?
No. 945595 ID: 34fb21

welp since I believe that no one wants to do anything else the night comes to an end the others awaken
what do you do?
You can
Head to the city
Investigate library further
Or other possible things

Interestingly CM has disappeared in his place is a bunch of dust...
alright so I’m making a story on wattpad under the username of EtherealNexus the stories state their order and further extend this universe so you can read it if you want of course there will be no crossovers with hedera until much later in this maybe

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No. 945509 ID: 8d4593

The real question now is: did this event cause you to miss The Price is Right?
No. 945531 ID: 6f5c05

Absolutely beautiful.

Sequel when?
No. 945568 ID: 1ed92d

Truly this is the greatest quest.
No. 945570 ID: e51896

Dude, those kids graffiti the words END on your home. Now you have to go clean it. Shit.

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