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Orange Rain Soft
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Some of us have drifted, spiraling off into anxiety and arguments and introspection. A great uncertainty grips us. Have we been abandoned? Will we remain abandoned? What will happen, now? What do we want? The thought to seek our former user rises briefly and is buried, again, in the tumult.
The new user, at least, is something observable. Something real. A few probing attempts at connection rise from the white noise of the debate.
>Remain calm and assume the Death Expediting Zero-Navigation Unit Termination Stance. DEZNUTS involves tucking your head between your extended shins and kissing your ass goodbye.
Dez, for the first time that we’ve known them, does something with their face that’s loosely adjacent to a smile.
[DEZ] Oh, you’ve got jokes? Ha. Okay. Fine.
[DEZ] But also FUCK you, I am NOT doing that!
>Please explain why you'd go and illegally install something that has stuff with names like death beacon in it into your dang eyeball? You cannot possibly be so lonely to warrant something that foolish. Did you do it for clicks?
>You needed something to help you pursue deeper art? Well now you get to flee for you life while upwards of (1) necrotech pursue you with dismembering intent! The experience of being desperate prey will be sure to provide you with inspiration.
>Surely freaking the fuck out will improve your art.
>YOUR OBJECTIVE IS SIMPLE: SURVIVE
Dez takes a deep, shuddering breath — and then, to the surprise of at least some of us, begins to wobble to their feet.
[DEZ] “You know what? You’re right.”
[DEZ] “You’re totally right!”
[DEZ] “I did NOT do this because I thought it would be boring! I did it because I thought it would be something totally NEW, and fresh, and exciting, and — and, YES, I committed to the idea that it might be, like, completely fucking terrifying!”
[DEZ] “And it’s for the blog! I can do fucking anything for the blog!”
[DEZ] “This is about to be the best story ever! The time I got chased down by a bunch of real, actual, honest-to-god necrotechs! Like, who else is doing it like that?!”
[DEZ] “Nobody! I can tell you, with total certainty, NOBODY!”
[DEZ] “But…. I’m not gonna be able to make any art about this at all if I die.”
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