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1096080 No. 1096080 ID: 08229c

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This is a NSFW chapter!

My name is Mary.

I own a dungeon.

Not by choice, mind you. I was forced into this when the previous owner placed a curse on me after I tried to audit him. Now I'm the ruler of this place.

I am currently very sick...

This was also not by choice. As I drift into a fevered dream there is but one thing on my mind...

Boobs. Literally. I can't breath.

Is this how I die....?
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No. 1102892 ID: 4a0685

oh shit i used to see this quest on 4chan
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No. 1102893 ID: a7a180

See where this goes. Hell, I wanna know what the dead Curi does too. Maybe after you've finished the minor slime waves off, she just kinda faceplants across the entire room and her giant corpse does huge damage to any adventurer caught underneath?
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No. 1102894 ID: 273c18

>>1102891
I think Curi should slowly advance and threaten to absorb anything she comes in contact with. Force the heroes to kite her around the arena. She should have an aggro system, which means she'll be chasing DM around unless someone else attacks better.
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No. 1102896 ID: 4beab8

>>1102891

> Curi begins approaching any one of them at a slow pace.
> Conventional attacks are mostly ineffective and if she latches on, she will begin dragging out the target's soul.
> During this period, she is vulnerable as a spirit core manifests itself to drag in the new essence.

Alternately or in addition to this:

Phase II
> Curi's soul detects the essence of the fallen Mirelle.
> Her soul ignites in fury, as the room becomes a soul-scorching inferno.
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No. 1102901 ID: 861ceb

>Anything we should do to change things up? Or should we let up and see where this goes?

only thing I can think of is have all the minor slimes focus on warrior while curi takes one the other two so they would have to save their fallen teammate while having to watch out for curi. Maybe have her prioritize mycologist since he seems the only one to be bored with this encounter.
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No. 1102907 ID: 70fe3f

>>1102891
Summon Mara
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No. 1102947 ID: 5cc62e

>>1102907
Oooh. Good reminder. It would be a crime to not summon Mara on the one NSFW chapter. When we are doing that?
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No. 1102951 ID: 5df15d

>>1102907
This is Mary’s dream, not Dungeoneer’s.
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No. 1103078 ID: 0faf25
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1103078

Mary changes up the Dread Curi's AI just a smidge. She is a bit hands off but the minion will be a bit more aggro if they attempt to save Warrior. The Soul rune within her will also help her unleash some devastating attacks if they're not smart about how they handle her.

The Warrior is having a hard time of it. The two slimes that pincer moved her are still going at her. It doesn't help that the slime armor inside of her is actually cooperating with the two, helping to bring Warrior to even greater heights of pleasure. She gasps when cold air hits her delicates. The slimes had worked with the armor to remove her lower armor and shorts. The one that was rubbing their tongue across her nethers now has full access and she takes advantage of it. The slipper, slimy, tongue squirms around the Warriors soft lower lips, brushing aside the tuft of reddish brown hair to seek a deeper prize. When the tongue hits Warrior lets out a startled moaning sound.


"A-ah! It's-It's slipping inside!? I can feel all the bumps-! It's swirling around!?"

"We don't need a freaking play by play, Warrior," Mycologist grumbles.

With a sigh he orders his golem to go and save the woman. The moment the lumbering mushroom begins to approach a massive wave of slime blocks the way. He can see the Dread Queen's face staring at him. With a gesture he commands the golem to strike. It reels back its massive fist and swings. Curi doesn't even try to block, a chunk of her slime is brutally torn off from the force of the blow.

Mycologist hears a sizzling sound. He looks down and sees that the golem's hand has become desiccated, drained of the runes that nurture it.


"Kh! Dammit! Dungeon Master, we can't strike her! Do you have any spells or something that ca-WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?"

"Oh, shit, were we not supposed to fuck these?"

"NO."

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No. 1103079 ID: 0faf25
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1103079

....

How the actual hell do people do this on the regular? Are they just so burnt out that this doesn't affect them?

Cause fuck this is kinda hot.

I can see why they do it but... Yeah, I have no idea how this could be someone's job?

... Uh.

Train of thought broke, sorry, we doing anything else in this battle? Looks like Mycologist is the only one ready to actually fight.
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No. 1103081 ID: 612f4b

>>1103079

Send some slimes for First DM to enjoy, and see if we can't get some to ambish Myco from a blind spot while he's distracted with Curi
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No. 1103083 ID: 7102e3

Warrior! Remember your power-up phrase! "I'll never lose to dick!"
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No. 1103085 ID: 861ceb

just keep doing what you're doing for now. We can adjust if they actually start struggling.
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No. 1103086 ID: 4beab8

>>1103079

They seem to be having fun. Well, except maybe Mycologist. Have Curi pursue him for a bit, now that he has her attention.

I still say phase 2 Curi where she absorbs the Cinders of Ambition that were in Warrior's pockets would be a fun way to switch up the tempo, but we'll see where things go.
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No. 1103093 ID: a7a180

Miss Demonologist, is the first DM actually built to, you know, go at it with necrotic slime?
Mycologist has a choice here. He can either watch his teammates mate with the slimes before the grey tide washes over him, or he can flee back to the start to buy the inevitable revives. I think we will rely on player intuition for this one.
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No. 1103098 ID: 80ce16

>>1103079
Oh Mary, silly silly Mary. They aren't burnt out on lewds. They just have a cutie on under-desk duty.

Anyways, Curi should riff on her mother of slimes theme by impregnating somebody with a slimebaby.
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No. 1103100 ID: 5b2941

>>1103098
>They just have a cutie on under-desk duty.
and look behind you! a volunteer
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No. 1103117 ID: 6571eb

SEND MARA
Also, seems like myco isn't interested in battle porking. Might we arrange some more encounters with consensual fun for him in the future.
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No. 1103217 ID: 0faf25
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1103217

The Mycologist already has Curi's attention, so she keeps it there. He doesn't seem interested in joining the others in their lewd fun and Mary is more than willing to oblige.

Her goal remains customer fun (and profit).


>Oh Mary, silly silly Mary. They aren't burnt out on lewds. They just have a cutie on under-desk duty.

...

>and look behind you! a volunteer

. . .

Mary turns a bit and looks at Dungeoneer. The construct blinks and quickly tries to pretend like she wasn't squeezing her legs together.

"Uh... Wassup boss? Need something?"

. . . . .

I... No, I mean

...

I have a dungeon to watch, I can't afford that kind of distraction. And it would alter our relationship too much.


I mean... How does one even proposition this sort of thing?
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No. 1103218 ID: 1effd3

>>1103217
Also would be a little wierd with OG Deemo here...
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No. 1103219 ID: 5b2941

>>1103217
>I mean... How does one even proposition this sort of thing?
well, you start by asking her if she wants to take a closer look...

>>1103218
She's OGDM's Demonologist. I'm sure she knows when to make herself scarce.
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No. 1103220 ID: 6b8094

I do believe Mary has the vapors, she needs you to sit in her lap and take her temperature.
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No. 1103221 ID: a10c74

>>1103217
>I mean... How does one even proposition this sort of thing?
By making a V with your fingers and lewdly Waggling your tongue through the V
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No. 1103222 ID: 3b5ab0

>>1103217
easiest way? admit out loud this is hot and ask her opinion on how to deal with this stuff. If she seems receptive, simply ask if she wants yo help you out.
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No. 1103227 ID: 612f4b

>>1103217

Call her over, then stun her with the smooch. Then offer while she's unbalanced!
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No. 1103229 ID: 80ce16

>>1103217
Mary the only alteration to your relationship is that it'd leave her wet dreams and enter reality. She absolutely flicks that bean thinking about you already.
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No. 1103236 ID: 559911

>>1103217
Mary, she’s your direct subordinate and doesn’t really have other job prospects. If you’re going to initiate something, you’d better have an HR construct first, minimum.

Then you can wink-wink nudge-nudge.
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No. 1103239 ID: 273c18

>>1103222
Yeah this.
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No. 1103253 ID: 660f7a

>>1103217
Mary, think of all the times she tried to do something lewd. She's as pent up as you are, except she knows how much she wants it.

It's ok. Just ask her. Actually, don't ask, boss her to do it. It may sound weird, but she's a submissive at heart and will enjoy it more than you can imagine.

Just tell her you're going to give her ONE chance at it, and that she best not disappoint you.
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No. 1103265 ID: 0faf25
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1103265

> By making a V with your fingers and lewdly Waggling your tongue through the V

... I am -never- doing that.

> Mary, she’s your direct subordinate and doesn’t really have other job prospects. If you’re going to initiate something, you’d better have an HR construct first, minimum.

I don't think there's... Actually, hold on.

Mary turns to speak to the First Demonologist. She keeps her voice a bit down so that Dungeoneer can't hear.

"Excuse me, do you have a moment?"

"Mm?" The woman raises an eyebrow and leans in.

"... Are uh... Are these guys able to give consent and whatnot? The constructs, I mean."

I can't believe I am having this conversation, what have I stumbled into.

". . . Are you asking me about the ethics of fucking one of my long deceased friend's echoes?"

"I suppose I am."

The Demonologist stares at Mary for a moment. It's impossible to tell what the woman is thinking, her expression doesn't seem to change. She looks back at the screen and the fighting.

"Hm. That you are even worried about this is... Well, it seldom happens. The constructs are not people in the way you and I are. But there is still something there. Something that deserves as much validation as any other person.

You are more than their boss. You created them. They will live and die at your whim. And that can raise questions as to whether or not it is ethical to proposition them. Do you turn down what your creator asks of you? We'd given this much thought ourselves when we put the system in place. They are designed to be as helpful as possible to a fledgling or experienced dungeon master.

However, constructs turn down that which they are incapable or unwilling to do. They are eager to please but still have lines they refuse to cross. They can even unsummon themselves if they get pushed too far. This was made to prevent people from being cruel to them.

I suppose, what I'm really trying to say is, ask them as you would any other person. If they want to, they will. If they don't want to, they won't. And if you try to force it... Well, there are consequences that have put in place.

Dungeoneer, however, has been staring at you for some time. I think she would find it more than agreeable. With that in mind, I'm going to speaking to some of the demons here. You have an interesting collection." And with that, she departs.
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No. 1103266 ID: 0faf25
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1103266

Hm.

... Of all of them, I think Dungeoneer is the only one I would even somewhat consider this with. Demonologist is too earnest and seems mostly uninterested. Archiver is... Well, Archiver. Calculator isn't quite my type.

Am I really considering this? I haven't flirted with anyone in... Since college?

You guys have some good ideas, though.

"Dungeoneer." Mary calls out, making the construct jump.

"Ha-wha? Y-yo, boss. What's up?"

"You wanna come over here and watch? You're just standing all the way back there."

"W-what? You wanna.. I mean... You want me to be near you while the uh..."

"Unless you want to just stay back there."

"N-no! It's cool. Yeah, I'll come over."
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No. 1103267 ID: 0faf25
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1103267

Dungeoneer moves closer to Mary and ends standing by her side. On the screen they can see the battle. The Warrior is... Well, she's not doing her best. Mycologist is still holding his own against the Dread Queen while the Dungeon Master is off fighting her own battles.

"What do you think of the first run? It's not going too bad if you ask me. We've made a huge profit."

"Y-yeah? I mean. It's uh... It's a LOT more than I expected."

"Right? I can't imagine doing something like this every night. Hopefully we'll get to summon your Mara before it's done."

"Oh, I mean... It's not a big deal if you do or not..."

"No, you worked hard on it. I do want to use it. It just didn't fit the theme before."

Both of them turn their eyes to the screen after the Warrior makes a -very- loud noise. The woman is on all fours at this point, being spitroast between two slimes.

"... I didn't tell them to do that, by the way."

"Haha! Of course not boss! I mean... You're not even like... Into horny stuff or anything. Just demons doing demon things."

"I'm into horny stuff."

"Hahaha what"

"Goodness. I know how I look and act but you surely don't think watching all this has -no- effect on me, right?"

"But you're so... Calm?"
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No. 1103268 ID: 0faf25
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1103268

"Hm. No, I'm actually pretty horny right now. It's been a bit of an issue."

"Hahaaaaaaaaa holy shit are you fucking with me right now what-"

"You can't tell by looking at me?"

"jdvkldjgfldasw W-what I uh... Oh god what do I even do with this information hahahahahahaha-"

"Hm."
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No. 1103269 ID: 0faf25
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1103269

"What do you -want- to do with this information? Because I have a few things in mind, if you're willing."
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No. 1103270 ID: 0faf25
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1103270

"-"

. . .


. . . . . . . .

She's been like that for a minute.

I think I broke her.
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No. 1103271 ID: 4beab8

>>1103270

Apply finger to forehead, then gently push her over.
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No. 1103272 ID: 1effd3

>>1103270
Apply the Knockers rune
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No. 1103273 ID: 7102e3

>>1103270
Slowly pull her onto your lap and pet her while she reboots.
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No. 1103278 ID: 5b2941

>>1103270
>I think I broke her.
always a risk with extreme bottoms, you'll have to take the initiative. Caress her face gently, and pull her to you.

>>1103265
Hm. Guys? I don't think neither us not Mary's subconscious has this much insight into the system. Either this isn't actually a dream per se, or someone who does have it (OGDM?) has access to it like we do.
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No. 1103282 ID: fa218a

>>1103270
>What do
Pull the stupified fool onto your lap
Give headpats & belly rubs
Proceeding to increase comfortable zone of touch until they finish rebooting
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No. 1103283 ID: fa218a

>>1103278
Do you think a Succubus Slime snuck into the cuddle sick Mary pile?
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No. 1103286 ID: 5b2941

>>1103283
Hush now, don't speak of this out loud. Don't wanna ruin the fun for both Mary and us by making her realize this is not the normal reality, do we?
And no, the demons know nothing we don't, they wouldn't know anything about how the OGDM and her people designed constructs. Something else is afoot.

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No. 1103287 ID: 80ce16

>>1103270
I think gently pulling her in for a soft, slow kiss to start with would be nice.
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No. 1103291 ID: 6b8094

Get up, push her into the chair, and start massaging her shoulders until she reboots.
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No. 1103292 ID: 559911

>>1103270
Give her time. Maybe place her hand in yours? She’s obviously interested but at the same time clearly a bit out of her comfort zone. Best not to move too fast here. Or at least, pause until you can get a “yes”.

Also don’t forget that locks are your friend- don’t want anyone walking in on the two of you.

Might want to consider throwing a blanket over the crown, too, unless you’re into having an audience. No shame if you are though! We’re more than happy to play the hype man.
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No. 1103310 ID: baee29

cute
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No. 1103312 ID: 660f7a

>>1103270
Snap your fingers and command her like a puppy. Trust me, she'll grow a tail just to wag it whenever you order her around.
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No. 1103375 ID: e5e504

>>1103312
This should work.
But first, better wisper to her that the saveword is BANANA.
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No. 1103383 ID: dc4bad

>>1103270
I think she might be caught in a disbelief loop, she might need something external to jumpstart the ol' thought processes again and let her know this is for real.

something lewd but not super harmful (just in case). hmm...

Hand holding, interlocked fingers.
just move slowly so as not to startle her.
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No. 1103755 ID: b4c241

>>1103270
Feeling a bit overwhelmed, is she? No problem, I've got a nice idea that'll give her time to process things.

She must have been having fantasies for a while, hasn't she? I'll bet she's dreamed up all sorts of erotic contraptions she'd like to use on Mary. My proposal is this: she can design a machine for us to try, and after we're done with this dungeon run, we'll let her use it for... let's say 3 minutes for each star they give us in their review.

Does that sound appealing? Dungeoneer will have time to react at her own pace with a generous amount of anticipation, and you'll get something to look forward to later without having it distract you now. Putting it on your schedule would help get those nagging thoughts out of the way, I think.
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