A Something Awful thread which has since been locked off and closed and sent on its merry way to the archives. It was a general Internet mock thread and this particular summary was about someone describing how they were asexual by, well, eleven paragraphs of comparing sex to bacon and why they had no desire for bacon. It was a ridiculous amount of waffling self-indulgence, but the original link to whatever it was escapes me. Seeing as it was on Tumblr, it more than likely has been deleted by its original author by now anyway.

Drat, I was really hoping to get a good read in on whatever that was. I love reading waffley things, rambling is neat.