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1069249 No. 1069249 ID: 127310 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Cheeky little quest about finding a new job. Will probably contain some violence, and maybe some body horror idk, just be aware.
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No. 1080506 ID: f6204d

Thank the gentleman by kindly feeding him the rest of your sandwich.

Afterwards, inquire about purchasing some of those fancy crocodile heads Inpu appears to collect.

Do take the detoxifying needles away from him as you question him on the matter. They may distract him from the conversation. Offer him one once he tells you where they are stored, though.
No. 1080527 ID: 8f9bc4


Oh that sounds like a wonderful way to get arrested by an undercover police investigation into a crocodile head taker.
No. 1080598 ID: f6204d

Why? For not leeting him get sidetracked while we ask him?

Would you rather he purged his system mid conversation?

Pah! Our generosity win out in the end.

Grab that sandwich and tell to open wide, here comes the plane.
No. 1081605 ID: 127310
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>Thank the gentleman by kindly feeding him the rest of your sandwich.
You would, but you left it back at the bar. Good thing you still haven't paid for it.

>Afterwards, inquire about purchasing some of those fancy crocodile heads Inpu appears to collect.
"At once."

>Do take the detoxifying needles away from him as you question him on the matter. They may distract him from the conversation. Offer him one once he tells you where they are stored, though.
Unfortunately, the needle has vanished as quickly as it appeared.

Horemakhet assists you out of bed and leads you into the next room, which happens to be a neat office. Behind the desk are a number of books on a shelf. To the desk's right is a cabinet with the crocodile heads in it, mummified and painted. To its left is a chair. Horemakhet sits you on the chair and instructs you to wait, leaving through the door he came in.

This might be a long wait, so surely there's little harm in poking around a bit. You could even think of what you want to say and which head you'd prefer before the man in charge meets you.

His desk has a number of trinkets on it. In the middle seems to be a closed diary with a pen lain on the cover.
No. 1081654 ID: f6204d

Examine the diary and the desk drawers.

Pick the blue head with the ahnk neklace. It's probably the most powerful.

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No. 1079290 ID: 56db77

Note to self: memorize some sort of rapid metabolism spell un the future
No. 1079305 ID: dc13d7

Don't forget to grab the goose carvass too. It's a prince slayer and bloodline ender now, very valuable.

Use Boost Caboose to move that potato weight to your butt.
No. 1079351 ID: 52fa1e

Quick, say " no hemo" so Limpy stops bleeding.

Then cast the spell for uuh... losing weight fast.
No. 1079365 ID: 8f9bc4


That would have been a good spell to prepare, last night, before Limpy died just now. Already. Forever. Completely. Never to be raised as a zombie, because who would do that?
No. 1081427 ID: f2320a

If its the goblins fault for not protecting him can could just jam in the batter for reincarnation/continuation of the bloodline its not like they have tried not doing incest

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1078942 No. 1078942 ID: 127310 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

visual vomit goblin mode quest

content warning for likely violence, blood, and gore
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No. 1079787 ID: ed3442

Let us enter the orb.

We can morph it into two bananas!
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No. 1079853 ID: 80c73b

Rig the orb to fly off in one direction - then while they're chasing it, fly off yourself in the BANANA
No. 1081361 ID: bffc02

Why, you should know what you are. Go for the banana ship!
No. 1081394 ID: eb0a9c

Banana ship is a trap. They knew you'd crave that one and would put bombs in it.

Space Plane.

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1074180 No. 1074180 ID: aef6e4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Condolencegratulations! The Empire has recognized your politically inconvenient unique contributions and will punish reward you with exile an opportunity to explore a newly discovered, potentially habitable world.

Everybody roll up third level Pathfinder 1e characters, 4d6 drop one for ability scores.
Initially available classes are:
Cleric (theoretician, ideological troublemaker),
Rogue (engineer, surgeon, practical troublemaker),
and Monk (milspec full cyborg, maintenance burden).

You'll be discovering the basics of magic as you go, including a nonstandard spell list, so to start with, rather than specific spells and domains, clerics should just pick one of https://questden.org/wiki/Please_do_not_Take_these_Organs#The_Old_Gods and one from among the set [envy, gluttony, lust, greed, pride, sloth, wrath].

Destination will be revealed once ten characters are ready. Multiple characters per player is acceptable.

Instead of D&D-style starting equipment, you'll be driving a solar-powered all-terrain tour bus, submersible to 30 atmospheres, complete with automated sickbay, machine shop, flying scout drones... almost everything you might need. Emphasis on "almost." The ATV's regenerative life support can provide fresh air and water indefinitely, but if you want to eat anything besides barely-palatable MREs, gotta either forage at the destination, or count it toward somebody's personal-baggage allotment.
Within that 50lb-per-person limit, any and all present-day or plausible near-future equipment (in GURPS terms, TL 9, no superscience) is potentially available. Tactical nuclear warheads are not recommended, and the smallest type viable at that tech level is well over 50lb, so in order to bring one, two
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No. 1081046 ID: 3f01d5

rolled 18, 2, 7, 2, 6, 1, 18, 4, 5, 17, 6, 3, 14, 14, 9, 1, 19, 9, 9, 14 = 178

No. 1081235 ID: aef6e4

>Rolling spellcraft to attempt to identify the magic item.
Reading the dweomer directly would require a spell for the active scan, and the appropriate general-purpose version is not one which Yrja has prepared. However, those decorative elements provide clues toward a possible alternative. Oak leaves often symbolize endurance or persistence; butcher's-broom is a type of laurel and so, worn on the head, represents victory; and yew, especially when paired with black pearl, signifies death.
> rolled 11
> no ranks in Knowledge (Religion)
Whether the three taken together are meant to represent an enduring victory over death or the inevitable victory OF death is debatable, particularly with so little immediate cultural context to work from, but either way it implies another, more readily available, aura spectrum which might reveal what you want to know. Willing to try casting Detect Undead?

>Rarii isn't keen to climb into the mud pit
Only reasonable way to avoid it while leaving the immediate area would be to exit via the rear door, walk the length of the roof, then climb down the rain-slick front bumper.
As the catgirl is getting ready, Waffles reaches out of the maintenance crawlspace and clips a tiny accessory onto one of her boots: an "ankle alert" brand safety sensor, printed earlier from open-source templates. Vibrates to warn the wearer if it detects dangerous levels of radiation or heavier-than-air toxic gasses (which wo
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No. 1081269 ID: 965bce

rolled 2, 3, 19, 4, 17, 19, 18, 3, 3, 18, 12, 1, 15, 12, 5, 10, 1, 11, 18, 15 = 206

>Willing to try casting Detect Undead?
Sure. Knowledge!

> Patrolling fashionista does manage to find and capture some sort of pie-plate-sized tree-dwelling albino crab - two meals worth of meat, assuming it's safe to eat, or possibly other uses.
"Sea food!" The catgirl exclaims. "Er, tree food?"

Our first non-plant non-skull-face sample of alien life! Sticking the crab in a bucket and then in the medical scanner to see what it can tell us seems reasonable. See if it's toxic. Or too smart to eat.
No. 1081277 ID: eb0a9c

rolled 20, 17, 13, 18, 17, 18, 10, 3, 1, 18, 6, 17, 1, 17, 8, 16, 8, 7, 16, 15 = 246

>excess wood
Waffle has an idea.
She fabricates a hill of arrow signposts, then has the other members plant them in random spots around the area. Then she crafts a plastic plaque in Empire Standard giving exact directions based on the pronounced shapes of the arrows. The directions lead to the signpost with the buried treasure, which is a small care package consisting of a week's worth of rations, directions on where the ATV is heading next, and the comm badge Sparrow discarded.
No. 1081282 ID: aef6e4

>rolled 2
Too much interference from whatever Aurio's doing, and maybe something underground. Try again tomorrow.
>in a bucket
>rolled 3
Haven't got a bucket big enough, but holding it upside-down and faced away from you is sufficient to prevent effective resistance.
>rolled 19, 4, 17, 19, 18
Improvised intelligence testing while tree crab is confined in the automed... no response to various communication attempts, unless you count attacking the blinking light. Tool-use puzzles mostly resulted in attempts to eat whichever components were within reach. Hard to be absolutely sure, of course, but between all that, and patterns in what the medical scanners tentatively identified as traces of nerve activity, reasonably confident it's way down there with fruit flies, koalas, or earthworms, and doesn't even feel pain.
Biochemically it's pretty weird. Copper-based blood. Muscles and connective tissue make extensive use of an amino acid previously known only from obscure microbes, while several common components are seemingly entirely absent, so if rations ran out and you tried to live on tree-crab meat alone, there'd soon be problems related to malnutrition. No apparent serious toxins, though, and when a slip-up with the lab glassware released fumes from a tissue sample which had been heated enough to caramelize, it smelled absolutely delicious.

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921285 No. 921285 ID: c52d35 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Bloom

Can love bloom, even in the research lab?
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No. 1074196 ID: 18f31a

You have my full permition to eat all the meat.

Then have quick bath, sing a bit on the shower, and put on the dress.

It's time.
No. 1074197 ID: 34a1b1

Ok, there's nothing wrong with that hair, it's a bit strange looking and that green is usually awful but the gradient you ended up with and your already strange hair work well together making it exotic instead of strange.

Just prepare yourself mentally. You're going to go outside, be around people, and talk about yourself. Talking should come easy, you have a plethora of grand adventure to draw on. Maybe practice a bit since vocalization isn't your strong suit. Avoid getting too drawn into your emotional state because that's what'll draw you into talking about the constant gnawing hunger and all the other things that'll make normies run.
No. 1080727 ID: 8d26ce

How about some coffee as pick me up? There’s no time for a nap it seems so that might be best course of action.

Honestly your hair is mostly fine. The dyed parts show you tried something and they don’t seem bad. Just make sure to straighten it if possible?
No. 1080728 ID: 880c37

Even if it's a spinoff MORE BLOOM WOO! Play off stressed/tired as nerves. Say you're worried how well the date will go. Lot of guys find that to be a female thing to do. Go fix your hair and remember the joke.
>Yeah, at least then the guy would probably know that you are less monster and more "thing that cries for no reason"
>That's called a woman. Hey-oh!
No. 1080730 ID: 273c18

Try styling your hair a little, clean up the little bit of mess you got on you, then do some exercises until it's time to leave.

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1067229 No. 1067229 ID: 753464 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Help a cat overcome her fear of hospitals

Among other fears...
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No. 1076964 ID: 8f9bc4


Oh I thought the Fennec and "Rosa" were separate puppets. And um, the Horse and "Malcom". Thanks.
No. 1076979 ID: 8f9bc4

Try in order of the numbers in the 4 corners "Malcom," Giraffe, "Rosa," and Alligator, with "You" in the middle.
No. 1076981 ID: 8f9bc4

Alternatively, swap "Rosa" and "You." If that doesn't work, I don't know.
No. 1078243 ID: 435f13

Take the Hoof Putty and add it to your inventory. Then try moving the metal shelf and going through the door.
No. 1080322 ID: deecc8

1Rosa 2Daley 3Astrid 4Malcolm, Cat in the middle. Are you sure you don't have antlers, maybe check in the mirror.
Looking back there sure has been a lot of people going missing, silent etc. wonder if they are still alive.

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1076764 No. 1076764 ID: ea857f hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Its been a while since i told a story... hey how about this one... it all happened a long long time ago, and it happened to yours truly... yes thats right! the scarlet talon, lucifer's strongest warrior, and if you will allow me, a pretty fine swordswoman even back then...
This is the story of a lost dog finding herself at home... and if you want to hear all of it, you better keep these drinks coming!

[This quest is nsfw, and will contain sexual and kink content]
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"I want, I uhm... I want you to do it all! I can handle it!" Runi barks.

"oh?" she smiles, "what are you into?"

Runi perks a brow, "umh?"

"kinks, dear."

"o-oh!" Runi hums, "I uhm... I never thought about it... I like kissing, groping, I like it when someone holds my love handles..."

"how much play have you done?" Taalsen tilts her head with a motherly smile on her lips.

"play? like... spanking, tying my hands, stuff like that? not much..."

"mmm." Taalsen gives her a reassuring scritch to the back of her neck, "probably best for me to start slow then..."
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No. 1078874 ID: f90eeb

>consentual nonconsent...
Huh, and here I was thinking that was a racist elf stereotype but I guess they do like being dominated.

But if you do want to try something with her, since she likes breath play you could try smothering her with your fat ass while she eats you out while you give her a hand job.
No. 1078883 ID: b3eab7

Find a chore to do for now. When Jess comes back, tell her you have the hots for Taalsen very much.
No. 1079666 ID: 2916f1

Surely there's time for a quickie. Ask Taalsen if she's down.
No. 1079674 ID: be2ac4

You seem distracted... doctor love prescribes you suck a dick to calm down while you take care of yourself

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No. 1079476 ID: 135f1c

It's not "an understanding about darkness of it being the ultimate perturbation of the knowledge that"?
No. 1079478 ID: 135f1c

[under the cover
of (something) hours
of(?) (something) under and/(undefined?)
(something) ordered second(?)
of town/them(?) (something)
comes (something) tiding a
(somethings) a black]
and then the swirly effect, is it a delve into something? s "Lodge System" going by legal definition things-sh? or at least as defined on the IRS page: "The term “operating under the lodge system” implies, at a minimum, two active entities: a parent and a subordinate (referred to as a 'lodge')"
The second image has "for my mother" and a mother is a parent, a parent apparent.
No. 1079480 ID: 273c18

I mean, half the reason I gave up is that even if I could see all that text there's no way it's going to give me enough information to suggest.
No. 1079551 ID: f42bd1
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No. 1079652 ID: c75e0b

"Has to deal the fatal"
"and enter."

Hmm, seems like admission rules for the lodge.

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|| SOJOURN || NOTE: This will be a NSFW / 18+ only quest!

https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1010895.html - Act I Thread
https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/137106.html#137106 - Discussion Thread

Google sheet & gamebook w/ detailed character reference.:

( Warning! Will contain spoilers if you're not caught up! )
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No. 1078627 ID: b42d1e

it's so much easier to manage a defense, takes less manpower too... and lot less risky for the party!
No. 1078630 ID: eb0a9c

D) Kill them both, chalk it up to retaliation against rogue companies that were 'clearly instigated by independent brigades failing to uphold the rules of war'.
tl;dr: They committed war crimes, you treat them as bandits and not enlisted soldiers.
No. 1078635 ID: 2c474b

C.) the boring, cautious, neutral option...

From where you are would you be able to safely aid any of the casualties or at least drag them clear of danger?

It would be amusing to see how everyone reacts.
No. 1078636 ID: b3eab7

B) Check with your party for objections (and possible no-kill requests), then side with the Khor, since you are here to parlay with the magi.
No. 1079531 ID: fb32ab

B, because mages can conjure magic sticks for C.C., and this is an opportunity that cannot B missed.

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1075530 No. 1075530 ID: 527a46 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You are a modified zero-leveled V-22 unit named CALLIST0. Free of your previous commercial purposes, you currently work as a secretary and personal assistant to an extremely successful concubus.

You’re very proud of holding this position. You're good at your job, and you enjoy the work. You like to keep things neat and tidy, and you like to solve problems.

NSFW content, potential blood/gore/body horror. Updates Mondays(+?).

Discussion thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/141045.html
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No. 1078831 ID: b71ec8

Focus on Rama. Madame will be radiant enough to take your attention regardless, after all. If a failure for him is a failure for you, don't let him fail.
No. 1078889 ID: 3b1af2

Focus on Rama, and try to figure out why Jupiter finds him so endearing. Try not to intervene too much - he's got to learn how things go, like any other new votary.
No. 1078893 ID: 31648a

All your efforts are made in service to the Madame, and the Madame's current goal is to guide Rama through the scene towards the best possible catharsis, for all involved. Having seen that our minor intervention was acceptable and that allowing Rama to fail amounts to self-injury, our priority should shift towards guarding against his cluelessness as unobtrusively as possible. Focus on him as the sheepdog does its flock—our devotion is too great for the shepherd's commands to elude us, and so no special attention towards them is required.
No. 1079109 ID: 64aa52

If what's good for Rama is good for us, why not focus on him? That way we can give him a push and a nudge to keep him on the right track through all of this.
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1078371 No. 1078371 ID: 135f1c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

This quest is gonna be NSFW!
Water gently lapped at the low and bare bridge as wind carried on summer breezes. In the distance, the chains of Gatespire silently wobbled.
"Nice, quiet place to think, check! Place is some kind of path of travel, check!"
A small splash of water sounded out. "Pills chucked, check!"
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No. 1078791 ID: 273c18

It's a burner phone, who cares if it's malware. Click the button.
No. 1078792 ID: de5cb4

Sounds right up your alley, click that link.
No. 1078793 ID: dd3fe0

Best copy paste the link into a notes or text app, also look it up on the local search engine, maybe see if other people are getting similar messages about whatever PANTS is and what their official site or whatever is. You know, be careful about it. If magic's real, or things that aren't technically magic but might as well be (cognitohazards? memetic hazards?) what if there's some weird effect on YOU and not the phone by clicking on it?
No. 1078803 ID: 6fec12

Phones are quite useful and it'd be good not to infect the phone by following a fairly suspect link without any research... but it's a burner phone and even if the link gave your phone malware you could probably factory-reset it away without losing anything important. Just don't insert your information willy-nilly and you'll be fine.
No. 1078804 ID: f14228

Sounds up your alley.

But to avoid getting scammed like a fool you could do a search on the site link itself to to see what's what.

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No. 1078700 ID: ff051a

ENHANCE ASS-, I mean, you should prepare your instance with error-correcting (ECC) redundant data for forward error correction (FEC) algorithms to greatly diminish the possibility of you getting corrupted while passing through the rift.
No. 1078702 ID: c75e0b

Call out to Eade, chastise her and tell her to get back. Do not relent.

It would be advisable to inform D999 and FE15 of the situation before performing any risky research.

For future references, what was D999 like before the catastrophic data loss? How did it, you, and the others take to D999's state afterwards?
No. 1078710 ID: f2320a

Honestly did not think she would fit probably should make her larger so this can never happen again
No. 1078711 ID: 8f9bc4

Oh no! Save that booty!
No. 1078712 ID: 8b8c72

It just occurred to me that we can't rule out a viral source for this abnormality.
Also, it's very possible this breach may not lead to another system, but out into the net itself.

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1077498 No. 1077498 ID: e139aa hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Somebody Else's Problem
a Flockload of Problems Interlude
by Cirr
NSFW, 18+, etc.
C/W: nudity, violence, high risk of sex, drugs and rock-n'-roll

Still with apologies to Lagotrope, Slinko, Typo and Roaway.

Disthread: >>/questdis/139947
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No. 1077898 ID: eb0a9c

Dude we were all thinking this
And the implication is that childbirth between a witch and their familiar is fatal to the familiar
No exceptions
No. 1077899 ID: 273c18

Would that mean that, in some way, Lai Moon *is* Wish-Felt?
No. 1077900 ID: 273c18

Oh let's just straight up ask that shit.
"Was Wish-Felt my father?"
"Do I carry part of Wish-Felt within me?"
No. 1077901 ID: 273c18

"What can kill you?"
"What can trap you?"
"How can we escape?"
No. 1077934 ID: f3171e

If Once-Wish is a part of Wish and you are connected to Once-Wish, are you not also connected to Wish?

If Wish-Felt was your father, are you not also connected to Wish?

Your perception could still be influencing Wish, even subtly compared to its vastness. You need to find something stronger than terror that you feel.

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1049624 No. 1049624 ID: 481e64 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Or 'Yooper Quest'

A short quest about living in Northern Michigan where anything can happen.

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No. 1076390 ID: 5ebaa3

I mean. In situations like this my best bet is apologetic appreciation.

I don't think we have time to get into a whole whispered conversation right now, but maybe we can add a tally to her favor, for the future.
No. 1076473 ID: 15a025

Thank her for reading the room, but tell her it's not because you don't like her. It's just you were hoping to speak with Hunter in private.
No. 1076602 ID: af7615

Warning: in my experience, pretending you like someone leads both to having to hang out with them more than you otherwise would, and also makes it worse when the truth comes out
No. 1076604 ID: 8f9bc4

Couldn't it at least be a nylon suit? Or spandex? Latex is just so annoyingly... squeaky!
No. 1077107 ID: 34713f

I still say a dream-oracle power for finding adventures is less likely to incur too much of a cost for our third wish (as it doesn't require anything physically tangible), and could show us more opportunities for fixing ya boi's legs. (Heck, even without help, magic's apparently something you can practically trip over around here, it seems.)

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1076332 No. 1076332 ID: 861d57 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Previous Chapter: https://talehole.com/kusaba/questarch/res/947489.html

After apprehending the two intruders and hauling them in for questioning, it turns out that the tiny one is the daughter of two of the lead scientists at this facility and she's going to get off with a slap on the wrist.

"You should have just let the staff handle the entire incident. What were you thinking?" said Dr. Nui Salo.

"They were leaking out into the outdoors. What if they got into town?" Keimi replied hotly.

"Grey here is a professional Hunter and the on-site military personnel had most of the outbreak contained. You were just being wreckless," Nui said

"Who's being wreckless letting monsters out of their secret lab, hmm?"

Those two were going back and forth when Grey came over to talk to me.

"I'm going to have you keep an eye on these two and operate in the civilian area for a while."

"What? Why me?

"Because we want to make sure they don't let anything slip they're not supposed to and to keep them out of trouble."

"There’s got to be a better way to deal with them than making me babysit," I protested.

"There is another reason I'm going to assign you to this," Grey continued. "I want you to spend some time with some relatively normal people your own age. Hunters aren't the most well-balanced people in the world and I don't want my sister to become totally socially maladjusted. It would make me look bad."
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No. 1077003 ID: 8f9bc4


You know she's the (cloned?) daughter of the lead scientist at that facility you were hired to clean out, right? Of course she's brilliant at analyzing, and calculating. The interesting thing is her erratic, weird angle shots. She is using your reflexes against you, but she's doing it in a very... spontaneous and creative way. Shows she has a high intuition, makes leaps of logic, and may have problems with coldly methodical persistence. If you used an unfair, dead simple strategy to defeat her repeatedly, she'd probably flip her lid.

The other interesting thing is how many drinks she's had. It's not just that she drinks a lot. She has the smallest body of anyone else in this group. How is she holding her liquor like that? Body size puts a hard limit on your alcohol tolerance, you were pretty sure at any rate.
No. 1077004 ID: 3c2dff

Call Keimi a clone, see if it throws her off her game.
No. 1077014 ID: ff051a

Accuse her of cheating. Haven't you learned anything about countering magic during your training?
No. 1077015 ID: dc4bad

well, be a good sport and tag out but then look to whoever is closest and mouth 'what the hell?'

spend a bit of time spectating
No. 1077021 ID: f14228

Keimi's liver-to-tiny-body ratio must be insane. Do a quick headmath check on how drunk she ought to be given her size vs number of drinks and alcohol content. She's not too old, so she couldn't have built up some kind of insane tolerance, right?

And lucky your ass! She's just good. Trick shots are a splendid way to score in air hockey. Shame skill-based games get increasingly out as folks get drunker, or you'd challenge her to some other game, like dance dance revolution.

Karaoke is traditionally the next step up in the loosening inhibitions drunk fun ladder, but I don't see any machines for that here. Maybe there's a bar nearby that allows it?

If not, challenge Keimi and Rikke and anyone else who wants to a shooting game-off, just to test how well your actual shooting skills translate. Probably the gang here have all played the few games around before, so should have some home ground advantage.

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Welcome to Cookiequest, a magical tale of horror! Potentially NSFW, this quest will have blood, gore, death, dark themes, and maybe sexual content depending how things go.

Chapter 1: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/986362.html
Discussion Thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/134762.html
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Beneath the prism, Cookie's clothes change. Bows as dark as the midnight sky adorn the top of her ears, and she wears a wizard's robe that glitters with stars from the deepest reaches of space.

Cookie now possesses the power of fire, sourced from none other than the Big Bang, the birth of the universe. It is up to her to use these flames to cleanse and heal. With that in mind, how does she approach the monster? How will she save Marshal?
No. 1076950 ID: 273c18

Well, first, experiment with your power. You have some mussels embedded in you, can you purge them with fire? Can you extinguish the flames at will?
Once you have a handle on it, engulf the main body of the monster. If the flames are harmless to friendly targets you may as well cover Marshall in them, but if the purging process is painful you might have to take it slow with him once you've gotten him separated from the monster.
No. 1076978 ID: dd3fe0

So, you don't necessarily have fire as you understand it. You kay have some sort of incredibly hot and dense and fast moving and pressurized plasma, the makeup of which will depend on how long after the Big Bang you are making your draw. Or, since Magical Girl, you probably have something that is more conceptually associated with dense, hot, fast moving, uniform plasma. So, you know, if you throw a fire lance at someone (and it'd be a beam, cause pressure and speed and such), it isn't necessary a WMD with you at the epicenter. Though you probably COULD do that. Regardless, it's an amazing weapon that shoots hot not-even-a-gas-yet at things.

Anyway! Conceptual! This plasma is astoundingly pure in nature, since nothing that has had a chance to change or dilute it has yet had a chance to exist. So you could take the concept of purity to cleanse corruption or impurity that way. Further, this is also, conceptually, the initial act of creation, the Roar Of God, as it were. So you can link that concept to thec reation of things like a new, healthy body and soul and spirit where tainted parts had to be purified out.
No. 1076980 ID: 8f9bc4

Give birth to Marshall, just like the Big Bang gave birth to everything! He'll uh, he'll be fine.
No. 1076986 ID: dd3fe0

So, something to keep in mind about the time right after the Big Bang is that the heat of it is way, way, wayyyyyy hotter than fire. So you know the main states of matter, in increasing level of heat? Solid, Liquid, Gas? And how there's one beyond that, Plasma. So Fire is generally hot gas, maybe with some plasma at the hottest parts, for the hottest fires. But there's a state BEYOND plasma, a FIFTH state of matter. It's called 'Quark-Gluon Plasma', and it's where not only are there no molecules (too hot!), not only do atoms get stripped of their electrons (too hot!), not only do the nuclei of atoms get split apart (too hot!), but the actual neutrons and protons (and their antimatter equivalents, antineutrons and antiprotons)... just melt. Leaving raw quarks and gluons and things of that scale. THIS is what is present in the first 0.000001 second of the Big Bang!

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Arthur Seiles, an Acalanoid immigrant, arrives in a town upon New Years celebrations. Mostly reply-driven, meant for a large amount of worldbuilding in the Eroxian universe. A fantasy quest that could take nearly any turn, as readers decide what Seiles does in town and what career he takes.
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The necromancer talk certainly disturbs me, yet even worse is that... these people, this city, the country of Seftacra, they...
I think I'm going to be sick. My sight gets blurry with tears.
You wouldn't understand, any of you, but...
Dragons *cannot* be harmed. It's fundamental in almost every culture, fundamental maybe even in the functions of this entire world, that dragons are one of the few species considered sacred and untouchable by ANY mortal affairs! After all the secrets they shared with us, after all the infrastructure they helped to build, after all the technological advancements they told us we could and helped us make, purely out of their own kindness, and this is how Seftacra and Aicet repaid them!?

Get back up. Damn you Arthur, focus!
And focus I do.

These necromancers also seem to be a problem. Anything occult is serious. Things like this can tear down any economy, no matter how strong it is. There's one job opportunity at least, and that would be helping the Aicet military in defending the city.
Back to the task at hand.

The... JOB BOARD is a physical object, something we'll have to find out here in the streets.
I say that we make things simple now. We find this JOB BOARD, gloss over the opportunities, and locate the Grander Brothers establishment. Then, the long day will be over at last.
No. 1073390 ID: e5709d

>Dragons are sacred
I will not deny their part in building and maintaining your civilization, but has it ever occurred to you that idols who, supposedly out of good will, enforce the foundations of society may very well have their own selfish agenda? Just as they lifted you up, they could be holding you back, and you'd never know. Their untouchability means if any of them were corrupted by something, some twisted force beyond mortal comprehension or just decay from old age, they could make random citizens disappear and face no consequences.

As for the willingness to destroy society over paranoia, mortals are a stupid kind of people. Stupid powerful as well.

Necro's more important. It seems killing them is playing into their hands somehow. We need to scout out their operations, see if they're resurrecting after death.
No. 1076433 ID: bffc02
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Huh. I haven't pondered it much before, but it could be true. It *is* true. Oh, but whatever could we do against the politicians, the aristocrats, the elites? Nothing.
You feel a special kind of despair when you know that a battle can't be won in a satisfying way.
Dragons, out of their own kindness, fed societies the secrets they learned. They taught things that would have taken centuries or millennia to find out.
Some believe they can talk to whatever's beyond life. To the gods of whatever religion is true. To the embodied energy that made the universe.
Fundamentally, we're not allowed to know too much about the scaly beauties. They've told us everything they wanted to, everything they could. The rest of the information we want from them, the fabric of reality always seems to stop us from finding.

The necromancers, that's a new kind of thing to me. I've never heard of cults being so large that they can have an entire city quietly under siege. I'll keep a lookout, like everyone else.

At long last, the precious JOB BOARD is found. There's a bunch of job applications, news articles, and other miscellanea pinned to it.


As all Seftacrans would know by now, Angelina Hayes is the last living sister to celebrity Ezra Hayes, and is the seventh council member and Seftacra representative of the elusive Omnescar security organization. Omnescar first began in 1499, founded to provide formidable machine-based military assistance to the ten countries it represents. When the 7th was appointed to the enclave in Seftacra, she started making her moves in Cicalse, now known to be the most technologically advanced city
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No. 1076436 ID: b3eab7

The reddest writing says "WE WILL KNOW" but I can't decipher the rest.

I'm curious about the clockwork greenery, but I think medical and military will be more serious paths.

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A thinly veiled soul acts in original ways.
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It's true we cannot evacuate the whole capital planet on board the titans, even big as they are, they are military ships not passenger cruise ships with billions of cabins. Although many would fit in to the corridors we would have no way to organize two things at the same time. A refugee ship and a military operation.

I have found out that the best tactic would be build many, maybe a dozen titan class ships and cluster them together firing every direction with size down from biggest capital ship weapons mounted on rotating turrets to the smaller, but still large point defence turrets and having fleets of heavy corvettes cling close to the hull of the titans, not leaving farther than 300 kilometers in case they are starting to nuke, so they can dodge under the powerful shields of the titans, but still defend against smaller shadow ships intending to avoid the big guns, which tear down every bigger ship that comes too close.

What went wrong in the earlier fleet composition was the main focus was on battleships and cruisers, while the smallest ships were quite undefined in fleet numbers and the titans were not emphasized. This is exactly what the enemy exploited.
No. 1075620 ID: b741f1

Well let's start by budling up some shipyards and defenses around Sanaa and maybe look to hire some mercs to shore up the galaxy's in the short turn.

Then you should look into organizing the raid team...
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>The planet lies abandoned, with its nightside infrastructure unlit as I view it from space.
No. 1075799 ID: df2db2

Well that's not ominous at all. Better send down a team to check.
No. 1075864 ID: df2db2

Before that try to hail the whoever is in charge of the planet to get a response.

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Welcome, Employee #ERROR, to your first day at Robotics Inc Corp Org LLC. As part of our Theoretical Division, your job is to solve the simulated problems presented to you using the tools we provide you.

For each problem, you will be given a list of parts. You may use as many of each part as you want, but you can only use the parts on the list.
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No. 1075496 ID: 0b594e

I mean, if we can use as many gears as we like, then we could stack them horizontally into a staircase. Then baby can just crawl down.
No. 1075512 ID: 0bf2fd

Crush the marble with a pile of gears
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No. 1075517 ID: 8f9bc4

Bribe the child with gears.

"Come down to the ground, child, We have gears for you!"
No. 1075617 ID: 0dae01


This, stack them as a staircase, or make the gears -- they can be any size, right?? -- into a pile like s pile of dirt or sand, such that the baby can crawl or roll down without hurting itself.

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[A quest with no plans, no plots, no stakes. Just rat.]

There is nothing. Space and time are in flux, unable to be defined or separated. The universe cries out, and entropy answers. Spontaneous creation of matter stabilizes the chaos.
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No. 1073941 ID: 0bf2fd

Fuck dude, we can just add more things with our godly powers, right?

Just spawn a billion dollars

Spawn Two Clown Masks
No. 1073945 ID: e5709d

Suddenly, your ears burst infinite earwax.
No. 1075489 ID: 2f7f6e
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The rat reminds the plushie that Cabela’s only accepts cash or credit, neither of which they have, and the plushie can’t argue with that. A heist it is, then!

The first step of any good heist is planning and preparation. The rat decides to scout ahead while the plushie tries to find people to recruit. What kind of defenses does this Cabela’s have? Who will the plushie recruit for the team?
No. 1075519 ID: 8f9bc4

The defenses are ALL THE POLICE.
Fortunately, Cabela's is located right next to THE DONUT SHOP. As long as you get your ammo without triggering a SECURITY ALARM they will be far too busy to trouble you.

Recruits? Uh... rat? Plushie should recruit rat. Oh and cat. Plushie should definitely recruit cat. Are there any other characters in this quest who are not deadBORING?
No. 1075544 ID: 933203

The defenses are lasers, pressure detectors, biometric scanners, 24/7 security, and mechas. Lot of mechas. Cabelas dig mechas, you see. Fortunately, you can also recruit your own oven-mech to help you!

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