7/7 Blobbish 2021/01/02(Sat)19:17 No. 984671 ID: 7f716e
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Oxford, Nathan
Age: 37
Sex: M
Esp: No
Type: Crew, Discharge On Arrival
Status: Active Duty, Tertiary Crew
Occupation: Net.port Branch Manager, Net.port Systems Maintenance and Counsulting
Edu: NP, 4 years education for business, sales, and management
Cert: Net.port technicians certification [62 YEARS OVERDUE FOR RECERTIFICATION], Net.port sales certification [60 YEARS OVERUDE FOR RECERTIFICATION], Masters In Business.
Sec Auth: Level 5 - Common Areas and Authorized Facilities
Psych Eval Notes: Highly charismatic, but has a noted phobia of hard vaccum.

Nathan will be our hands! We can do great things with him at our disposal. Unfreezing both of them might result in them defecting and escaping without us.

I doubt this two were related to the Captain Tillani's desertion.
It might be wise to wake both of them but keep Camille on hold, since she has medical experience.

>>984665
What is "Unbind Resources"?
GENERATE ALARM MESH REPORT
DEFRAGMENT RECORDINGS
Should get us some info about recent happenings, if there are any.

Thaw Camille. The atmosphere here is so thin it'll probably trigger Nathan's phobia and render him useless. In addition, maybe she'll have useful psychic powers?

The plan is we get Camille to investigate the external system to see what it is and if we can do anything about the power drain and get life support back online. It might be something super important, or it might be some kind of alien parasite, or it might just be something someone left on that doesn't need to be running anymore. Once that's done we can see about thawing Nathan to get the command pod mobile since he's got net.port certs.

If thawing someone lets us reduce power consumption from cryo, then that power might wind up in life support, which means the atmosphere might recover without any intervention needed.

>>984694
Basically +1 on all of this, but also what is the "D.O.N.N.A. Organism habitat"? I thought Donna was a computer?

>>980849
You're one to talk ASS of hat.

I think we should offer grass or maybe a gallon of our gas. If she pushes maybe we can give her a driving handy. We got some wheels to get so some sacrifices can be made.

>>980880
UnLiMiTeD ASS!

I want to trade grass. Maybe after she finds out our ass is too small for her anyway. We can play it off as 'here take my grass' and see if she takes the deal

I say offer up some grass.

What if we offered a little ass and a little grass?
Wouldn't that make things more enjoyable for everyone?

I heard a perky Goth girl moved in two blocks away, why don't you guys go check it out?

Ask "Ew, okay, who the hell didn't flush in here? It smells so bad!" That should gross out at least some of the ghosts enough to leave to avoid the stench without much trouble (even if there was no stench).

Just ask them to leave politely.

Find something to bang on the pipes, make a lot of noise. Show the ghosts who is boss.

>>983029
funniest option yet also likeliest to work

2/3 Blobbish 2020/12/07(Mon)22:12 No. 983013 ID: 7f716e
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"H-hey wait, what hold on what are you doing?"

3/3 Blobbish 2020/12/07(Mon)22:17 No. 983015 ID: 7f716e
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"Sigh... Well i'm not mad or anything, I was just hoping could get back together with my original host some time. But, I guess i'm your shadow now kid. I can offer helpful advice and reach tall shelves I guess"

"oh, haha. I guess I wasnt thinking haha sorry"

"Oh, at least i'm feeling slightly better now"

cool. New friend. tell him that you cant wait to play shadow puppets with him someday.

Take your new shadow to your unconscious player 2, and ask what your new shadow has in his shadow first aid kit that may help.

Also recall where your old shadow went awhile ago.

Does shadow have a mind's eye too? If so, warn him to keep it closed.

Go check on your original friend and see if shadow can help at all.

Alice absolutely needs to get herself back together, if she doesn't have a functioning central command center she isn't able to efficiently strategize to rescue her crew.

Probably one of the best things we can do is just a bit of cleanup, then see if we can lock the doors and prevent knowledge of yourself here from spreading while the evacuation is underway.

I think I understand what Alice is suppose to be. She’s likely suppose to be something like a Shoggoth, a biological machine engineered by a superior species meant to be a servitor of sorts.

It's time to get excited! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThGfAV2Z-aQ&list=RDMMN8RA9KVxo_E&index=27

>>977239
honestly just retract all mass armor up with as much as you can possibly forming like a carapace and just FIND THE crew and figure out how to make oxygen

I second that.

You said your brother went the way of the dodo, right?

Well...

This person appears to be wearing a key around hos or her neck, which may match your chastity belt. You said yourself that you cannot unlock it. Someone must be able to.

This may be one the your sisters of your order who is used to under-cover operations.

This may also be the viscount, wearing a particularly depraved costume. That is the sort of party you are to go to.

Do not over-react. Firmly but politely extricate yourself, and insist that this being identify himself.

Use this as an opportunity to practice dealing with unwelcome and unexpected situations without over-reacting. Soon, to do so may reveal your identity.

You are supposed to be good at self-control. Yes? Exercise it.

Genevieve is your name?

>>980113
Hmm we need less make up

>>979955
>>979956
>>979957
>>979958
impressive what make up does because you have some PHAT sucking lips

Got some questions. So Rebreather is supposed to help with breathing in toxic atmospheres and vacuums. Does this only help with breathing, or does this also let us survive depressurization or over pressurization? It would be no good if it gives us the ability to breathe, but the moment we step out of the airlock our blood ends up boiling.

>>982067
Codec and ZR0 seem like they would be useful.

Silence 2020/12/04(Fri)06:09 No. 982745 ID: ed041d
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> The Vote is for Rebreather and Codec

Fifi waits outside the surgery station and shortly after, Sivon steps out.

: So now you're even further augged up?

: Yep! I'm a cybernetic super soldier, it is pretty common to find us from the Reptus Star Cluster.

: Supersoldiers?

: Cybernetics junkies.

Sivon frowns at that comment and sighs

: You have to really bust my balls like that?

: More to the point, I'm hungry. Let's grab lunch. We got enough for a meal before Jax shows up.

What kind of lunch shall Sivon and Fifi grab? Cheap, Romantic (Expensive), Spacer, etc.

We're working. So probably the equivalent of burgers and fries.
If we don't totally blow it, maybe we can go somewhere nicer onworld later.

>>982745
Ask her if she wants to go to a fast food place, you can promise her to go to a more expensive (and romantic) dinner after the haunt is over.

"I wanna go spelunking."

>>976791
Same way Strip keeps her faith - with lots of second-degree burns and an unhealthy schedule of self-denial.

>>976791
I just assumed it was a vampire pretending to be a priest. Turn that confession booth into a concession booth

titty pieficng....... wanna play with the titty piercings

Definitely take it slowly, that we can we desecalte if we push a little past what Strip is comfortable with right now

1/1 Orgeston 2020/11/23(Mon)22:35 No. 981935 ID: 8177a6
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The armory captures your attention, with its promise of weapons to turn against the xenos. You say as much to Tudl, and he leads the way from the hub down one of the claustrophobic brick vents. You come upon a branching path. Tudl stops and swivels to look at you.

"BOTH OF THESE PATHS WILL TAKE YOU TO THE ARMORY
"THE LADDER ON THE LEFT LEADS TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER - ON THE OTHER SIDE OF WHICH IS THE ARMORY
"THE DUCT ON THE RIGHT CONNECTS DIRECTLY TO THIS FACILITY'S CLIMATE CONTROL SYSTEM - WHICH IS IN TURN CONNECTED TO THE ARMORY AND BIO LAB"

You look around the junction and consider your next action.

First, by the Emperor grab that gun. Second, scout out the armory. The climate control system may be useful for gaining access, but we do not know what we're dealing with yet.

Take a look at that fan, seems there is a locked control panel for it.

Go straight for air control, don't lose your mind to Dark Eldar torture lectures.

>>981935
That looks like a rifle. See if it's in working condition.
Then maybe we can head to climate control.

If that spider above the gun has a chance of being horribly venomous (say, from the bio lab), don't let it drop on you when you grab the gun

If there's a clerk, go ask if they have some idea about where the stamps or wax seals are from.

Is it normal for all these plants to be growing out of the buildings?

If you guys have a second, I'd love to hear your opinions about this quest so far:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/YVZPLX9

is a survey really necessary?

https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/134200.html

>>979468
Head inside, ask around quietly.

>>981466
I’m guessing this is a “choose who to follow” thing? If that’s what’s going on, then I choose the Spider Demon!

Shoot the humans!

Spider Demon 2020/11/19(Thu)20:25 No. 981469 ID: c3008d
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>>981467
You show them som good ol fashioned SPIDER DIPLOMACY

1/3 Spider Demon 2020/11/19(Thu)20:25 No. 981470 ID: c3008d
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Well, Three down,

2/3 Spider Demon 2020/11/19(Thu)20:25 No. 981471 ID: c3008d
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The rest of world to go.

END OF CHAPTER ONE Author 2020/11/19(Thu)20:30 No. 981472 ID: c3008d
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Score (Spider Demon):
3 guys killed
Lv 1 GREED chosen
Followed the path of EVIL

Thanks for reading and participating in my first tgchan quest, (well my first one to get off the ground that is).
There is a lot of things I did wrong and should probably fix, such as starting it incredibly late in the night and right before a five hour plane trip, but I hope you enjoyed nonetheless!

This won’t be the last chapter, there will be more to come don’t worry.

Auf Wiedersehen!

Heretic 2020/11/18(Wed)15:09 No. 981317 ID: 8fb3ba
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A PAYING JOB + FREE FOOD IS HARD TO PASS UP

Heretic 2020/11/18(Wed)15:09 No. 981318 ID: 8fb3ba
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BESIDES, EAT THE WHOLE CITY? THAT'S RIDICOULOUS!

Heretic 2020/11/18(Wed)15:09 No. 981319 ID: 8fb3ba
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NOBODY LIKES THEIR MEALS TO BE TOO LONG.

>>981319
Hey. You missed a spot. Where did the boss's room's guard go?

>>981319
You forgot one guard, don't leave your plate half-eaten. That's just rude.

Do not make outrageous proposals, let's just go to the ship.

Sounds like we got a ship to check out then.

>>980376
>oh no what am I thinking?!
Very scandalous thoughts!

>Scandalous
But at least people aren't ignoring you.

>>980386
also maybe kiss pound in joy. then be embarrassed.

>>977024
Will there be another?

Ayame 2020/09/24(Thu)23:48 No. 977193 ID: f14f5f
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rolled 43, 75, 26, 19, 40, 34, 86, 63, 99, 90, 40, 61, 36, 47, 21, 43, 74, 27, 20, 69 = 1013

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Whatever you do I will be waiting.

>>977117
Yes, I will continue this thread. I don't know when yet but I'll post a date here. Threads don't expire on tgchan.

Ayame 2020/09/25(Fri)15:38 No. 977224 ID: f14f5f
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rolled 73, 67, 68, 2, 7, 21, 28, 82, 22, 77, 52, 35, 71, 68, 83, 68, 62, 60, 93, 70 = 1109

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>>977203
Sweet

well this was a good run fellas

Take this epic slap fight outside. Bait OUR POD FOE into matching you becoming TRI BIG, then SIX BIG and so forth, until tripping them with a CAR! The bigger they ARE, the harder they fall.

GOT a walk in freezer? Could YOU lure HER in there AND TAR HER inside trapping HER and freeze DRYing her?

If NOT then... uh, un-BIG HER shirt AND underwear to restrict HER movement AND give HER a wedgie to stun HER. Then USE that moment TOO RUN OUT THE back AND lure HER outside where YOU CAN TAR HER without your boss getting MAD at YOU ruining the restaurant.

TAR copy's drool so that TAR is in your copy's mouth

>>981030
Can you turn GOO into GOOD

>>981170
EWW, turn a TRI letter word into a four letter word? We're NOT degenerates here.

>>980886
Adjusting my vote:
Straight wood block library, stone block tinkering workshop, angled wood block attack room (straightforward magic missile stuff?)

Hmm, how much does a block need to be on the "outside" of the tower to work as an attack block? Do all tiles need to face open air, or can one part be blocked? Like, if we put another room attached to that empty tile there, would the wooden room still work as an attack room?

Supporting library and tinkering room. Voting for a flaming wooden attack room (again).

The Single Stone Block should be a Machicolation, so that we can drop VARIOUS THINGS onto would be Fools! That is what anybody who would attack us would be.

As for the Wooden Z Block, perhaps a Semi-Winding Stairs? With a Trap that Makes the Stairs Flatten into a Smooth Ramp, So that Attackers will be slid to previous Rooms or out of the Tower?

As for the Long Wooden Block, A Simple Library. As a Wizard, we must be Humble from time to time, and In future we may expand to have a GRAND LIBRARY! But for today, Simple is enough.

Lets go Long Library.
The stone can be a Machicolation with a boiling poison cauldron (and some rocks and/or explosive seeds for good measure)
For the vertical part, some stairs that eject intruders out of the tower does sound quite nice.(Then they would have to go through the traps again, though after the first wave they will probably get wise to it, so it might be better to save the idea for higher up on the tower so they have to go through more traps and have a larger fall. I am voting against that idea here)
How about instead the steps are all separate little conveyors that all go random directions+change direction sporadically and under each step is a little stabby foot trap. (For when you don't lift your foot in time and the conveyor is moving your foot toward the next step up. The other killing method being they lose their balance and fall down the stairs and break bones and such)

>>980908
Trap room that dumps intruders back outside the tower with minimal harm could be useful both tactically (in that it splits up a wave and forces them to go through the previous trap rooms again) and politically (in case we're ever faced with someone we want to expel but not obliterate). Apart from quibbles about how grand the library should be, I support this plan.

rolled 2, 7, 9, 1, 5, 10, 1, 4, 5, 10, 10, 1, 10, 5, 7, 3, 9, 5, 2, 8 = 114

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>>978912

This particular blood ape seems more attuned to subtle social nuances than most, but that's an extremely low bar. Usual strategy recommended to demonologists for this sort of thing is to lay out simple, unambiguous rules, like "the use of the corpses of sapient beings as trophies is forbidden, instead they must be buried with appropriate funerary rites," or "you were hired as a wilderness guide, do not attempt to flirt or have sex with anyone while on duty, or with me personally at any time."

rolled 1, 7, 2, 1, 9, 6, 1, 3, 1, 9, 6, 2, 10, 8, 10, 1, 1, 3, 7, 7, 2, 9, 9, 7, 4, 1, 4, 1, 10, 1, 1, 6, 1, 7, 7, 10, 3, 2, 1, 9, 3, 9, 2, 7, 4, 4, 7, 1, 10, 2, 4, 2, 4, 4, 1, 6, 6, 4, 5, 7 = 282

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After familiarizing herself with a story, Patches tries to get comfortable with the pain. The next week or two, bed rest. The Hushed Ones have been nice enough to leave her group with some debris... she winces. "You never told me yer names, fellas... mind helping me-- sss. Splint my leg? I ain't in no shape to do it myself..."

Patches tries to learn the names of her friendly assistants, and a little more about their identity.

"Y'all former godbloods, or just born as spirits?"

Investigation 3 + Charisma 4 to learn their names, how they came to be... well, if they remember that, and their charm set.

>>978168
Batch of Crane's Heart Elixir is ready quicker than expected, smells nice and potent. How do you plan to administer it to the prisoner?

>>978691
"There's room in me for three people... seated comfortably" Viatrix emphasizes the last bit.
"Well, search and rescue regulations would have relaxed seating regulations if it meant saving more lives" she adds, nodding to herself.
"We'll need someone to track these... mutants back to wherever's their lair, someone who can either fight or scare them off, a doctor, and me, who can fly us out of harm's way"

I feel like that stewardess uniform wasn't worth it. I mean, who actually keeps up with the trials and tribulations of airline stewardess uniforms? Probably would have been a lot cheaper to just get a decent uniform that wasn't a rare collectible. Hell, one could have probably bought several statues with that kind of money.

--

To be honest, this is going pretty well and they seem genuine, which is really surprising.

--

Before you get too far on food, you may want to make sure you both are down for food with taffy. Idk what the average opinion of taffy in food is in this universe, but I find the idea absolutely repulsive. It would be a good idea to double check just in case. I mean, what if they don't care for taffy? They could even be allergic to taffy. Regardless, just double check.

gotta go with pizza!! maybe you guys can sample each others orders :3

ask him what games he's into lately!! and then ask if its (local) multiplayer...

I don't think your swag rating is why you're friends, honestly. It could come back to haunt later, but pizza seems perfect.

Gotta get him in that stewardess outfit asap, somehow. It'll have to be after the pizza, but you can start dropping hints about how excited you are to see it.

Get Pizza (maybe let him order something else if that's not his thing), then utilize maximum playfulness to get him into that stewardess uniform!
(after you're completely done with the pizza, that shit's messy)

Get some Taffy Pizza.

2/2 Blobbish 2020/11/04(Wed)00:23 No. 980352 ID: 7f716e
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The Prisoner seems to be stirring in the depths of the Deep Lurk.
It makes you feel guilty for the pain it causes.

>What has awaken in the Deep Lurk?

voices in your head awoke in the Deep Lurk.

Hi

>>980353

Yeah! Just some old friends out of the Lurk for a stroll through your head nightman. You don't mind do you?

>What has awoken in the Deep Lurk?
The minions of Slaanesh, Goddess of Perversion and Lust.

And your mom.

>>980352
A mustachioed mistake, locked away for its gluttony.

>>979687
Smidge early to do that. Maybe if you panic REALLY badly and/or need to say something distracting?

>>979702
Ugh, no. The eyes might be that color due to a genetic condition, perhaps?

>>979685
Anyway, yea, she's obviously coming from some kind of bad place. She'll open up when she can trust you or she won't, no judgement! So positive, forward-looking comments it is!

Consider for a moment a what-if scenario where the presence of this woman someday makes your life like some sort of speculative fiction -- urban fantasy, science fiction, some sort of weird conspiracy laden spy thriller, or heaven forbid, horror, and vow to yourself right now to not panic if evidence that is the case ever shows up!

>>979752
>>979753
I think the update just didn't show the clothes that were unpacked.

Ask what classes she's taking?

>>979685
maybe ask if she'd like to explore with you (if neither of you already fully know your way about) and check if you guys have any classes together