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983003 No. 983003 ID: 7f716e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

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No. 984671 ID: 7f716e
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984671


Oxford, Nathan
Age: 37
Sex: M
Esp: No
Type: Crew, Discharge On Arrival
Status: Active Duty, Tertiary Crew
Occupation: Net.port Branch Manager, Net.port Systems Maintenance and Counsulting
Edu: NP, 4 years education for business, sales, and management
Cert: Net.port technicians certification [62 YEARS OVERDUE FOR RECERTIFICATION], Net.port sales certification [60 YEARS OVERUDE FOR RECERTIFICATION], Masters In Business.
Sec Auth: Level 5 - Common Areas and Authorized Facilities
Psych Eval Notes: Highly charismatic, but has a noted phobia of hard vaccum.


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No. 984687 ID: 785a08

Nathan will be our hands! We can do great things with him at our disposal. Unfreezing both of them might result in them defecting and escaping without us.
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No. 984692 ID: 874370

I doubt this two were related to the Captain Tillani's desertion.
It might be wise to wake both of them but keep Camille on hold, since she has medical experience.
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No. 984694 ID: b1b4f3

>>984665
What is "Unbind Resources"?
GENERATE ALARM MESH REPORT
DEFRAGMENT RECORDINGS
Should get us some info about recent happenings, if there are any.

Thaw Camille. The atmosphere here is so thin it'll probably trigger Nathan's phobia and render him useless. In addition, maybe she'll have useful psychic powers?

The plan is we get Camille to investigate the external system to see what it is and if we can do anything about the power drain and get life support back online. It might be something super important, or it might be some kind of alien parasite, or it might just be something someone left on that doesn't need to be running anymore. Once that's done we can see about thawing Nathan to get the command pod mobile since he's got net.port certs.

If thawing someone lets us reduce power consumption from cryo, then that power might wind up in life support, which means the atmosphere might recover without any intervention needed.
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No. 984703 ID: 894419

>>984694
Basically +1 on all of this, but also what is the "D.O.N.N.A. Organism habitat"? I thought Donna was a computer?


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900061 No. 900061 ID: f7b510 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

The sun burns high in the sky. Cracking the land with it's blistering heat. The way is vast and unchanging. Seemingly never ending in almost all directions.

Why would you be here? What drives someone to a place like this? Madness? Insanity? Who are you?
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No. 980880 ID: 9867c7

>>980849
You're one to talk ASS of hat.

I think we should offer grass or maybe a gallon of our gas. If she pushes maybe we can give her a driving handy. We got some wheels to get so some sacrifices can be made.
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No. 980889 ID: 864e49

>>980880
UnLiMiTeD ASS!
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No. 981106 ID: 586e0a

I want to trade grass. Maybe after she finds out our ass is too small for her anyway. We can play it off as 'here take my grass' and see if she takes the deal
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No. 983477 ID: 15a025

I say offer up some grass.
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No. 983488 ID: 7ccd0c

What if we offered a little ass and a little grass?
Wouldn't that make things more enjoyable for everyone?


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980514 No. 980514 ID: 7f716e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

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No. 983029 ID: df76b1

I heard a perky Goth girl moved in two blocks away, why don't you guys go check it out?
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No. 983035 ID: e51896

Ask "Ew, okay, who the hell didn't flush in here? It smells so bad!" That should gross out at least some of the ghosts enough to leave to avoid the stench without much trouble (even if there was no stench).
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No. 983045 ID: 148ea8

Just ask them to leave politely.
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No. 983228 ID: ddb5ca

Find something to bang on the pipes, make a lot of noise. Show the ghosts who is boss.
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No. 983451 ID: eb1fcc

>>983029
funniest option yet also likeliest to work


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972233 No. 972233 ID: 7f716e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 983013 ID: 7f716e
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983013

"H-hey wait, what hold on what are you doing?"
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No. 983015 ID: 7f716e
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983015

"Sigh... Well i'm not mad or anything, I was just hoping could get back together with my original host some time. But, I guess i'm your shadow now kid. I can offer helpful advice and reach tall shelves I guess"

"oh, haha. I guess I wasnt thinking haha sorry"

"Oh, at least i'm feeling slightly better now"
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No. 983033 ID: e51896

cool. New friend. tell him that you cant wait to play shadow puppets with him someday.

Take your new shadow to your unconscious player 2, and ask what your new shadow has in his shadow first aid kit that may help.

Also recall where your old shadow went awhile ago.
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No. 983065 ID: 1dddd4

Does shadow have a mind's eye too? If so, warn him to keep it closed.
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No. 983144 ID: 12b116

Go check on your original friend and see if shadow can help at all.


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957117 No. 957117 ID: 7ebbf9 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Bloom
Previous Chapter: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/617229.html

Even if it means sacrificing everything else, can you cling to what's important?
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No. 977972 ID: 50697f

Alice absolutely needs to get herself back together, if she doesn't have a functioning central command center she isn't able to efficiently strategize to rescue her crew.

Probably one of the best things we can do is just a bit of cleanup, then see if we can lock the doors and prevent knowledge of yourself here from spreading while the evacuation is underway.
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No. 978239 ID: c18993

I think I understand what Alice is suppose to be. She’s likely suppose to be something like a Shoggoth, a biological machine engineered by a superior species meant to be a servitor of sorts.
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No. 978255 ID: 23bf8a

It's time to get excited! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThGfAV2Z-aQ&list=RDMMN8RA9KVxo_E&index=27
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No. 982911 ID: f2320a

>>977239
honestly just retract all mass armor up with as much as you can possibly forming like a carapace and just FIND THE crew and figure out how to make oxygen
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No. 982920 ID: 23bf8a

I second that.


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978736 No. 978736 ID: 3994a2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

This quest is NSFW.

Disthread: >>/questdis/133919

Disclaimer & Content Warning: >>/questdis/134021


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The fated evening has arrived. The coming hours will see the culmination of years of hard work and determination.
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No. 979986 ID: 094652

You said your brother went the way of the dodo, right?

Well...
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No. 980113 ID: 50b6c3

This person appears to be wearing a key around hos or her neck, which may match your chastity belt. You said yourself that you cannot unlock it. Someone must be able to.

This may be one the your sisters of your order who is used to under-cover operations.

This may also be the viscount, wearing a particularly depraved costume. That is the sort of party you are to go to.

Do not over-react. Firmly but politely extricate yourself, and insist that this being identify himself.

Use this as an opportunity to practice dealing with unwelcome and unexpected situations without over-reacting. Soon, to do so may reveal your identity.

You are supposed to be good at self-control. Yes? Exercise it.
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No. 980190 ID: 3547e3

Genevieve is your name?
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No. 980228 ID: f2320a

>>980113
Hmm we need less make up
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No. 982914 ID: f2320a

>>979955
>>979956
>>979957
>>979958
impressive what make up does because you have some PHAT sucking lips


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966467 No. 966467 ID: ed041d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Everyone out in the galaxy is in it for themselves, to make it anywhere you gotta make it big, and in this case, bounty work seems like it'd be worth the time.

With everything else from diplomacy, to warfare, to politics, having your own brand of freedom out in the Galaxy is a hell of a thing.
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No. 982157 ID: 350379

Got some questions. So Rebreather is supposed to help with breathing in toxic atmospheres and vacuums. Does this only help with breathing, or does this also let us survive depressurization or over pressurization? It would be no good if it gives us the ability to breathe, but the moment we step out of the airlock our blood ends up boiling.
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No. 982396 ID: a9af05

>>982067
Codec and ZR0 seem like they would be useful.
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No. 982745 ID: ed041d
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982745

> The Vote is for Rebreather and Codec

Fifi waits outside the surgery station and shortly after, Sivon steps out.

:Fifismile:: So now you're even further augged up?

:Smile:: Yep! I'm a cybernetic super soldier, it is pretty common to find us from the Reptus Star Cluster.

:Fifismile:: Supersoldiers?

:Apexneutral:: Cybernetics junkies.

Sivon frowns at that comment and sighs

:Frown:: You have to really bust my balls like that?

:Fifismile:: More to the point, I'm hungry. Let's grab lunch. We got enough for a meal before Jax shows up.

What kind of lunch shall Sivon and Fifi grab? Cheap, Romantic (Expensive), Spacer, etc.
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No. 982746 ID: df76b1

We're working. So probably the equivalent of burgers and fries.
If we don't totally blow it, maybe we can go somewhere nicer onworld later.
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No. 982751 ID: 1f5380

>>982745
Ask her if she wants to go to a fast food place, you can promise her to go to a more expensive (and romantic) dinner after the haunt is over.


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925961 No. 925961 ID: 270774 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

VIVA LAS VEGAS!

This quest is R18.
chapter one: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/897413.html
chapter two: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/910050.html
disthread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/124805.html
patreon: https://www.patreon.com/iraprince
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No. 976800 ID: 094652

"I wanna go spelunking."
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No. 976801 ID: 094652

>>976791
Same way Strip keeps her faith - with lots of second-degree burns and an unhealthy schedule of self-denial.
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No. 978202 ID: 25c9d0

>>976791
I just assumed it was a vampire pretending to be a priest. Turn that confession booth into a concession booth
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No. 979874 ID: 4fa1e6

titty pieficng....... wanna play with the titty piercings
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No. 982210 ID: 50697f

Definitely take it slowly, that we can we desecalte if we push a little past what Strip is comfortable with right now


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979430 No. 979430 ID: 5f3fdd hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You are Corporal Fyodr Strovsky of the Vostroyan Firstborns, 2nd Squad of Leopold's Lions. Your platoon was fighting Madboss Thundastrukk and his regiment of speed demonz on an unfortunate Imperial agriworld, when a dazzling portal opened above the blasted battleground. You were snatched from the rock, borne aloft in a wiry net, and thrust into the maw of the portal. Past inky nightmares of sadistic vistas, you awoke here in this cell. You do not know where you are or who you have to thank for your predicament. The fate of your comrades is unknown.

You are stripped of your belongings, save for your pantaloons and boots. Your captors could commit you to any unspeakable fate at any moment. Outside your cell you hear inhuman cries and wails. Your enclosure is furnished with an apparently dead radiator, the frame of a cot, a corroded electrical box, and a drooling commode. Above the door is a blasphemous sigil, from which you quickly avert your gaze. There are other objects of interest as well.

A tepid draft wafts over your naked head, and you wish you had your bearskin hat.

What do you do?
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The armory captures your attention, with its promise of weapons to turn against the xenos. You say as much to Tudl, and he leads the way from the hub down one of the claustrophobic brick vents. You come upon a branching path. Tudl stops and swivels to look at you.

"BOTH OF THESE PATHS WILL TAKE YOU TO THE ARMORY
"THE LADDER ON THE LEFT LEADS TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER - ON THE OTHER SIDE OF WHICH IS THE ARMORY
"THE DUCT ON THE RIGHT CONNECTS DIRECTLY TO THIS FACILITY'S CLIMATE CONTROL SYSTEM - WHICH IS IN TURN CONNECTED TO THE ARMORY AND BIO LAB"

You look around the junction and consider your next action.
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No. 981937 ID: 0fae41

First, by the Emperor grab that gun. Second, scout out the armory. The climate control system may be useful for gaining access, but we do not know what we're dealing with yet.
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No. 981938 ID: 094652

Take a look at that fan, seems there is a locked control panel for it.

Go straight for air control, don't lose your mind to Dark Eldar torture lectures.
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No. 981942 ID: b1b4f3

>>981935
That looks like a rifle. See if it's in working condition.
Then maybe we can head to climate control.
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No. 982152 ID: 86794b

If that spider above the gun has a chance of being horribly venomous (say, from the bio lab), don't let it drop on you when you grab the gun


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978696 No. 978696 ID: f41fd4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Chapter 1, "Stationery March"
(Technically the second chapter)

Last thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/845168.html
Wiki: https://questden.org/wiki/Switch_Act
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No. 979503 ID: da40bf

If there's a clerk, go ask if they have some idea about where the stamps or wax seals are from.
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No. 979538 ID: e7c7d3

Is it normal for all these plants to be growing out of the buildings?
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No. 979539 ID: a48264

If you guys have a second, I'd love to hear your opinions about this quest so far:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/YVZPLX9
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No. 979649 ID: f41fd4

is a survey really necessary?

https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/134200.html
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No. 981928 ID: 73300b

>>979468
Head inside, ask around quietly.


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981341 No. 981341 ID: ef15e2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

WE ARE AN ANGRY MAN YOU WANTS TO KILL THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD YOU ARE SO PISSED

OUR FUNDS ARE LOW AND YOUR NEIGHBORS LAWNMOWER IS TOO LOUD AND A PORTAL TO HELL OPENED UP AND YOU HAVE DECIDED TO HIT THE RESET BUTTON BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT

LUCKLY WE CAN HELP THIS PISSED OFF CUNT.

SUGGEST AN ACTION!
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No. 981467 ID: 36784c

>>981466
I’m guessing this is a “choose who to follow” thing? If that’s what’s going on, then I choose the Spider Demon!

Shoot the humans!
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No. 981469 ID: c3008d
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981469

>>981467
You show them som good ol fashioned SPIDER DIPLOMACY
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No. 981470 ID: c3008d
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981470

Well, Three down,
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No. 981471 ID: c3008d
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981471

The rest of world to go.
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No. 981472 ID: c3008d
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981472

Score (Spider Demon):
3 guys killed
Lv 1 GREED chosen
Followed the path of EVIL

Thanks for reading and participating in my first tgchan quest, (well my first one to get off the ground that is).
There is a lot of things I did wrong and should probably fix, such as starting it incredibly late in the night and right before a five hour plane trip, but I hope you enjoyed nonetheless!

This won’t be the last chapter, there will be more to come don’t worry.

Auf Wiedersehen!


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981184 No. 981184 ID: 8fb3ba hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

THE ZERO SYNDICATE'S LOYALTY HAS BEEN FLEETING, AND THEY HAVE BEGUN GOING AGAINST THE WILL OF THE UNDERGROUND COALITION. AS SUCH A HIT-MAN HAS BEEN HIRED TO DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM.

THIS IS SPECTRE'S BODY

YOU ARE SPECTRE'S MIND

YOUR JOB IS TO INFILTRATE THE BUILDING, KILL EVERYONE AFFILIATED WITH THE ZERO SYNDICATE, AND ABOVE ALL ELSE LOCATE AND KILL THE SYNDICATE'S BOSS; MODEL ZERO.

PICK UP WEAPONS TO KILL

DRINK LOTS OF BLOOD TO GET STRONGER

HOW WILL YOU PROCEED?
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No. 981317 ID: 8fb3ba
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981317

A PAYING JOB + FREE FOOD IS HARD TO PASS UP
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No. 981318 ID: 8fb3ba
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981318

BESIDES, EAT THE WHOLE CITY? THAT'S RIDICOULOUS!
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No. 981319 ID: 8fb3ba
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981319

NOBODY LIKES THEIR MEALS TO BE TOO LONG.
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No. 981324 ID: b1b4f3

>>981319
Hey. You missed a spot. Where did the boss's room's guard go?
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No. 981337 ID: a8d3c1

>>981319
You forgot one guard, don't leave your plate half-eaten. That's just rude.


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932320 No. 932320 ID: 5fc3a0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

>"You want to leave the ship? Why?"
"Well, sir..."

How do I say this?

"Some of the stuff I had our guys get me, so I could fix the ship, it's, it's uh, it's wrong."
>"'Some'? You only put one thing on the shopping list."
"And... it's the wrong battery, sir."
>"You blaming our errand runners?"
"No. I mean... it was probably an honest mistake."
>"Don't be patronizing, Anashi."
"I didn't..."
>"Alright, we're all very busy. Can I trust you to be able to go out and get whatever battery you need on your own? You can't talk to anyone if you do, we've had some people lingering out there, asking too many questions."
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No. 980393 ID: a69305

Do not make outrageous proposals, let's just go to the ship.
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No. 980572 ID: 15a025

Sounds like we got a ship to check out then.
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No. 980581 ID: 36784c

>>980376
>oh no what am I thinking?!
Very scandalous thoughts!
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No. 980582 ID: 8fab7a

>Scandalous
But at least people aren't ignoring you.
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No. 981293 ID: 08e322

>>980386
also maybe kiss pound in joy. then be embarrassed.


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975434 No. 975434 ID: 5bc171 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

EASY TO JOIN FOR NEW PLAYERS! I'm migrating my quest from 4chan.

This is a multiplayer RPG where each player controls one character. Random dungeon edition.

Kek, the ancient Egyptian god of chaos, has made of a pact with the meme magicians of 4chan: when members of the imageboard die, they are teleported to an Isekai. In that fantasy world, Kek has formed an Adventurer's Guild for you to have a job in your new life. Your goal is to rise through the ranks -- working for Kek certainly will earn you great rewards!

You are going to play as yourself, the person behind the screen. The question is: how long would you survive in an RPG setting?

Mythic RPG: https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/12/12904.phtml

Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Mythic+RPG

Thread song: 【Hatsune Miku】 Keku-no-Isekai
https://youtu.be/0MVs8iLDhD4

Art: "VALE" by 甄立堅, Creative Commons
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No. 977117 ID: 906162

>>977024
Will there be another?
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No. 977193 ID: f14f5f
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977193

rolled 43, 75, 26, 19, 40, 34, 86, 63, 99, 90, 40, 61, 36, 47, 21, 43, 74, 27, 20, 69 = 1013

Whatever you do I will be waiting.
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No. 977203 ID: 5bc171

>>977117
Yes, I will continue this thread. I don't know when yet but I'll post a date here. Threads don't expire on tgchan.
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No. 977224 ID: f14f5f
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977224

rolled 73, 67, 68, 2, 7, 21, 28, 82, 22, 77, 52, 35, 71, 68, 83, 68, 62, 60, 93, 70 = 1109

>>977203
Sweet
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No. 981262 ID: 34d86d

well this was a good run fellas


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962158 No. 962158 ID: cadb36 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

THE burgers have been stolen by ninjas!

ARE YOU a BAD enough girl to save your fast food JOB?
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No. 981031 ID: 0fae41

Take this epic slap fight outside. Bait OUR POD FOE into matching you becoming TRI BIG, then SIX BIG and so forth, until tripping them with a CAR! The bigger they ARE, the harder they fall.
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No. 981034 ID: 2aa5f0

GOT a walk in freezer? Could YOU lure HER in there AND TAR HER inside trapping HER and freeze DRYing her?

If NOT then... uh, un-BIG HER shirt AND underwear to restrict HER movement AND give HER a wedgie to stun HER. Then USE that moment TOO RUN OUT THE back AND lure HER outside where YOU CAN TAR HER without your boss getting MAD at YOU ruining the restaurant.
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No. 981053 ID: e51896

TAR copy's drool so that TAR is in your copy's mouth
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No. 981170 ID: ea027f

>>981030
Can you turn GOO into GOOD
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No. 981177 ID: 9f0903

>>981170
EWW, turn a TRI letter word into a four letter word? We're NOT degenerates here.


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972449 No. 972449 ID: e7c7d3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You are a full blown wizard now! You've got your magic staff, you've got your wizard robe, your wizard hat, and most importantly you have your wizard beard. You have to have a wizard beard if you want to be a wizard. It's in the rules! It doesn't matter what race, sex, gender, or other state of being. You have to have a wizard beard if you want to be a wizard.

That all said, there is one thing missing in your wizard life: a wizard tower! A place to call home. A place to protect your arcane secrets. A place to conduct experiments. To commit crimes against nature. To repel those who think it's wrong to commit crimes against nature. A place to grow some tasty potatoes. In short, a place to be a wizard!

Now that we've said "wizard" so much to render it meaningless, time to wizard up this wizard tower!

Wizard
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No. 980887 ID: b1b4f3

>>980886
Adjusting my vote:
Straight wood block library, stone block tinkering workshop, angled wood block attack room (straightforward magic missile stuff?)

Hmm, how much does a block need to be on the "outside" of the tower to work as an attack block? Do all tiles need to face open air, or can one part be blocked? Like, if we put another room attached to that empty tile there, would the wooden room still work as an attack room?
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No. 980900 ID: f8fa51

Supporting library and tinkering room. Voting for a flaming wooden attack room (again).
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No. 980908 ID: 5f8e56

The Single Stone Block should be a Machicolation, so that we can drop VARIOUS THINGS onto would be Fools! That is what anybody who would attack us would be.

As for the Wooden Z Block, perhaps a Semi-Winding Stairs? With a Trap that Makes the Stairs Flatten into a Smooth Ramp, So that Attackers will be slid to previous Rooms or out of the Tower?

As for the Long Wooden Block, A Simple Library. As a Wizard, we must be Humble from time to time, and In future we may expand to have a GRAND LIBRARY! But for today, Simple is enough.
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No. 980916 ID: ecb3d0

Lets go Long Library.
The stone can be a Machicolation with a boiling poison cauldron (and some rocks and/or explosive seeds for good measure)
For the vertical part, some stairs that eject intruders out of the tower does sound quite nice.(Then they would have to go through the traps again, though after the first wave they will probably get wise to it, so it might be better to save the idea for higher up on the tower so they have to go through more traps and have a larger fall. I am voting against that idea here)
How about instead the steps are all separate little conveyors that all go random directions+change direction sporadically and under each step is a little stabby foot trap. (For when you don't lift your foot in time and the conveyor is moving your foot toward the next step up. The other killing method being they lose their balance and fall down the stairs and break bones and such)
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No. 981042 ID: f57349

>>980908
Trap room that dumps intruders back outside the tower with minimal harm could be useful both tactically (in that it splits up a wave and forces them to go through the previous trap rooms again) and politically (in case we're ever faced with someone we want to expel but not obliterate). Apart from quibbles about how grand the library should be, I support this plan.


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959244 No. 959244 ID: f57349 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You're running through the grand salon, an oval room 60' east-west by 45' north-south. Eight thin white pillars encircle a colorful 15' square mosaic in the floor, a lens of pale yellow glass in the ceiling 50' above, and a chandelier suspended halfway between, consisting of glowing orbs hanging from the hilts of twelve upturned golden swords. Elaborate gilded-bronze vines decorate the walls, framing small balconies on two upper floors.

Your shortness of breath, overheating, and shaky muscles imply recent prolonged heavy exertion, but you have no recollection of the specifics. Given how thoroughly ice-encrusted your clothes are, at least part of that hard labor must have taken place in a blizzard, and since your most recent memories of being outdoors were late spring or early summer in a temperate climate, far from any snowcapped mountains, the gap in your memory likely encompasses at least half a year.

There's a howling creature in your way, with shaggy white fur, possibly something an ape-demon sired on a polar bear, brandishing a severed human arm with not only clear killing intent but alarmingly supernatural expertise. Maybe you should do something about that first, sort out more nuanced strategic details afterward.
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No. 978913 ID: afdebc

rolled 2, 7, 9, 1, 5, 10, 1, 4, 5, 10, 10, 1, 10, 5, 7, 3, 9, 5, 2, 8 = 114

>>978912
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No. 978927 ID: f57349

This particular blood ape seems more attuned to subtle social nuances than most, but that's an extremely low bar. Usual strategy recommended to demonologists for this sort of thing is to lay out simple, unambiguous rules, like "the use of the corpses of sapient beings as trophies is forbidden, instead they must be buried with appropriate funerary rites," or "you were hired as a wilderness guide, do not attempt to flirt or have sex with anyone while on duty, or with me personally at any time."
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No. 978956 ID: 0640da

rolled 1, 7, 2, 1, 9, 6, 1, 3, 1, 9, 6, 2, 10, 8, 10, 1, 1, 3, 7, 7, 2, 9, 9, 7, 4, 1, 4, 1, 10, 1, 1, 6, 1, 7, 7, 10, 3, 2, 1, 9, 3, 9, 2, 7, 4, 4, 7, 1, 10, 2, 4, 2, 4, 4, 1, 6, 6, 4, 5, 7 = 282

After familiarizing herself with a story, Patches tries to get comfortable with the pain. The next week or two, bed rest. The Hushed Ones have been nice enough to leave her group with some debris... she winces. "You never told me yer names, fellas... mind helping me-- sss. Splint my leg? I ain't in no shape to do it myself..."

Patches tries to learn the names of her friendly assistants, and a little more about their identity.

"Y'all former godbloods, or just born as spirits?"

Investigation 3 + Charisma 4 to learn their names, how they came to be... well, if they remember that, and their charm set.
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No. 979074 ID: f57349

>>978168
Batch of Crane's Heart Elixir is ready quicker than expected, smells nice and potent. How do you plan to administer it to the prisoner?
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No. 979091 ID: 4424d1

>>978691
"There's room in me for three people... seated comfortably" Viatrix emphasizes the last bit.
"Well, search and rescue regulations would have relaxed seating regulations if it meant saving more lives" she adds, nodding to herself.
"We'll need someone to track these... mutants back to wherever's their lair, someone who can either fight or scare them off, a doctor, and me, who can fly us out of harm's way"


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969389 No. 969389 ID: a307f1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You are a gay little animal, and it’s your day off from work today.

Every day, a thousand hours a day, one million days a week, you work as a cashier at The Store in exchange for Dollars. But not today!
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No. 980299 ID: 11c9d0

I feel like that stewardess uniform wasn't worth it. I mean, who actually keeps up with the trials and tribulations of airline stewardess uniforms? Probably would have been a lot cheaper to just get a decent uniform that wasn't a rare collectible. Hell, one could have probably bought several statues with that kind of money.

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To be honest, this is going pretty well and they seem genuine, which is really surprising.

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Before you get too far on food, you may want to make sure you both are down for food with taffy. Idk what the average opinion of taffy in food is in this universe, but I find the idea absolutely repulsive. It would be a good idea to double check just in case. I mean, what if they don't care for taffy? They could even be allergic to taffy. Regardless, just double check.
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No. 980307 ID: 3b21b6

gotta go with pizza!! maybe you guys can sample each others orders :3

ask him what games he's into lately!! and then ask if its (local) multiplayer...
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No. 980314 ID: 9f443d

I don't think your swag rating is why you're friends, honestly. It could come back to haunt later, but pizza seems perfect.

Gotta get him in that stewardess outfit asap, somehow. It'll have to be after the pizza, but you can start dropping hints about how excited you are to see it.
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No. 980319 ID: dbd72b

Get Pizza (maybe let him order something else if that's not his thing), then utilize maximum playfulness to get him into that stewardess uniform!
(after you're completely done with the pizza, that shit's messy)
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No. 980569 ID: 15a025

Get some Taffy Pizza.


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980348 No. 980348 ID: 7f716e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Visiting hours are closed and being a soul is very tiring.
Every 1000 years you take a break, but right now you're on the night shift.
This is the world after-hours.
Brew up a cup of something bracing, and get ready to wander the halls, nightman.
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No. 980352 ID: 7f716e
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980352

The Prisoner seems to be stirring in the depths of the Deep Lurk.
It makes you feel guilty for the pain it causes.

>What has awaken in the Deep Lurk?
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No. 980353 ID: e51896

voices in your head awoke in the Deep Lurk.

Hi
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No. 980354 ID: 77b586

>>980353

Yeah! Just some old friends out of the Lurk for a stroll through your head nightman. You don't mind do you?
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No. 980355 ID: 094652

>What has awoken in the Deep Lurk?
The minions of Slaanesh, Goddess of Perversion and Lust.

And your mom.
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No. 980370 ID: 96e04f

>>980352
A mustachioed mistake, locked away for its gluttony.


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978557 No. 978557 ID: 663062 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

This is a reboot of the previous quest by this name. Art credits to AQR!
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No. 979754 ID: 9f00f4

>>979687
Smidge early to do that. Maybe if you panic REALLY badly and/or need to say something distracting?

>>979702
Ugh, no. The eyes might be that color due to a genetic condition, perhaps?

>>979685
Anyway, yea, she's obviously coming from some kind of bad place. She'll open up when she can trust you or she won't, no judgement! So positive, forward-looking comments it is!
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No. 979758 ID: 9f00f4

Consider for a moment a what-if scenario where the presence of this woman someday makes your life like some sort of speculative fiction -- urban fantasy, science fiction, some sort of weird conspiracy laden spy thriller, or heaven forbid, horror, and vow to yourself right now to not panic if evidence that is the case ever shows up!
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No. 979759 ID: b1b4f3

>>979752
>>979753
I think the update just didn't show the clothes that were unpacked.
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No. 980143 ID: 15a025

Ask what classes she's taking?
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No. 980148 ID: 8ac9ea

>>979685
maybe ask if she'd like to explore with you (if neither of you already fully know your way about) and check if you guys have any classes together


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