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97324 No. 97324 ID: 3a9db6


The more they come, the worse they look!! JUST JOSHIN' YOU my friend! MY MY is it good to see you. Come on in, my friend, the thread is warm and toasty and BOY HOWDY do we love newcomers.

Make yourself right at home and DON'T YOU DARE be shy. Go ahead and answer any gall dang question you want! If you feel like askin' your favorite character ANYTHING at all, well you better call me CORRESPONDENCE McANSWERTON because you'll get your answer here, by gosh.

Previous ITQ threads, newest to oldest:


Current Lagotrope specific ITQ thread:
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No. 136832 ID: 96c896

Hey Rancid how are you doing this fine day?
No. 136834 ID: eedbeb
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No. 136836 ID: e51896

Looks like Rancid is just messin' around.
No. 136856 ID: 8fae7e
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>What myths do you know? Do you believe in any of them?
Let me tell of you a soon-to-be myth of the Tenth of Nine. Vlora Victus diVile, ArchMagus of the Flesh. This is how she came to earn her names.

Her first name was given to her by a whore mother. Vibrant Vlora, the youngest of far too many, a child no one cared much about. She twisted and grew, little Victim Vlora. Picked on for her looks, her speech, her abominable personality. But what she also did, poor Voracious Vlora, is learn. Devouring knowledge. Every book, scroll, and scrap of paper she could find. And yes, she may have… experimented. Nothing alive, of course. Not until she was skilled enough to keep them that way. To know a thing, you must see its Veins. Study how every little bit connects to another. And when she was finally prepared, she descended. And oh, how Venomous that power felt running through her. How low she went. Not enough to fracture, true, but extraordinarily close to her end nonetheless. And young Vlora Vocal began to make noise. And they noticed.

Oh, Vivacious Vile, she impressed those who held the reins of sorcery. She was Vivacious! Vainglorious! Vindicated! She left the Vile home with her name adorned ‘di’. So, all who knew of the Basin’s deep history would know her as diVile. Blood of the Blooded. She went to the Shorn Abyss and became diVile Valedictorian. But she sequestered. Oh, the envy she felt from her lessers. Mutual disdain it's true, but it festered in their hearts. Perhaps that’s why they were sloppy. Why they cost her so, so much that one day. The day that turned into a week, which turned into a month which turned into years into CENTURIES-

She was put into a hell. There she gave herself another name. Her last for now. Victis. For she would be Victorious. Always. And she was. She survived. And when she was escaped… well the Voracious and Venomous Violent Victus Valorously delivered upon her Vain and Villainous peers… evil.

One day, even the gods will know her. And fear.

Vindictive. Vlora. Victus. diVile.
No. 136857 ID: e51896

Landi, how are you doing on student loans for fairy college? (no need to tell me how much you owe) How have you been paying that off? Could not have been free, right?
No. 136858 ID: c92a02

Pascoe: Do you purr? Do chimeras in general exhibit traits related to their hybridized animal?
No. 136859 ID: c92a02

Trayzeri, how do you investigate crime scenes when you're barely small enough to fit in alleyways? Do you have a last name?
No. 136860 ID: 8fae7e
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>Dig upwards, numbnuts!
Can’t dig. Bars in the way. And mama told me to listen to metal man. He said no digging my way out. So I'm staying put.

>Well, eh, I have no idea who or what or why you are but..... have you considered introducing yourself, offering some knicknacks and making small talk? That's how shining friendships start!
Don’t got nothin’ to give. Metal man gave me some clothes but they’re itchy. Bad gifts.

Don’t know what ‘small talk’ is.
No. 136884 ID: f55b9f

Dowser, what’s up with Tobak eye variety? Are calcified eyes rock solid?
No. 136886 ID: d8972e

>>136856 Wasn't she the one that got outsmarted by a bunch of animals she was trying skin and got imprisoned and then they made that awful and highly incongruente theater play about her origin story?
No. 136939 ID: b4a765

Question for everyone. What is your idea of a perfect day? As in any task you had or need to do are finished and over with, anything that would interfere with your perfect day (work, social issues, personal obligations, medical conditions) no longer apply for this day.

Or in short, if you had 24 hours to do whatever you wanted to just relax what would that be?
No. 137151 ID: 11eaed

For Max from Stare at Explosions:

You lost both of your teammates over the span of a few days, Rancid and Lori. I wanted to know how you are holding up after so much unfortunate things happened to your partners. Hope you're able to get through it.
No. 137153 ID: eedbeb
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Max: It was hard but not unexpected. At least Lori survived even if she turned traitor and the GIA hates her. I personally think they should be glad Theda left Providence.

Max: Lori's been sending me post cards once in a while. I'm hoping to retire in another year, Flipper's turning into a seriously good agent and things have been relatively calm.
No. 137222 ID: 6dd64f

To Lamb of God from The Villains Win: how do you deal with/get around the Bible's "no drinking blood or eating things with blood" policy?
No. 137235 ID: fcd3dd
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>To Lamb of God from The Villains Win: how do you deal with/get around the Bible's "no drinking blood or eating things with blood" policy?

LAMB: “Get around?”

LAMB: There is no getting around the crimes committed against Heaven. My fate is what it is. My needs are what they are — both the needs of the flesh and the needs of my mission. “Deal with,” “get around” — no. There is only to endure.

LAMB: Every day whatever remnants of my soul may still cling to this corpse are putrifying. But I knew that was the price I would pay. Whenever the struggle overwhelms me I will be judged.
No. 137236 ID: fcd3dd
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KEL: ….?
No. 137237 ID: fcd3dd
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No. 137246 ID: 96c896

Causing a blood shortage single-handedly. What a villain.
No. 137289 ID: 284627

Here’s a question to all QMs. What has been the biggest “WTF” reaction you ever got while running a quest?

Or what reaction caught you the most off guard. Like the players liking or hating a throwaway NPC just a little to much, some minor plot point suddenly getting so much attention that it might as well be the next wonder of the world, players trying to fight something they shouldn’t, talk down someone who you thought they’d fight, or run when they could have easily win. Things like that.
No. 137300 ID: 420248

Open question: Why aren’t you wearing pants?
No. 137301 ID: eedbeb
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body: many animals in a casual setting don't wear clothes, though people like my friend derek like 'em for the fashion.

body: with the variety of animal shapes and sizes, it can be hard to find clothes unless you're willing to pay for magic fitting. i have the money but i also don't care unless it's for a special occasion
No. 137340 ID: c92a02
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Sir, if you don't like the spider soup then just order something else.
No. 137344 ID: c92a02
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I am open minded about attempting intimate acts with an alien.

Even a little one.
No. 137416 ID: c92a02
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Hm, maybe that Hunter Webb guy. I dunno, it feels like there’s a common thread that runs between us.

Maybe it’s that we both feel protective of others.
No. 137424 ID: 15a025

To any quest character,

What kind of cool things do you like to collect? Or given the chance to, what kind of things would you like to collect?
No. 137492 ID: b01382

What even is an arkot? I read and see them in quests, but i still dont know what they are. All i know is that theyre a natural "minion" race and they reproduce fast. Theyre also generally dumb. Also very, very cute.
No. 137495 ID: 899c9f
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We have fungus! Ooh, and fungus! Oh, and also a bit of fungus! My favorite is fungus.
No. 137496 ID: 9a2966


How about some fungus?
No. 137500 ID: 899c9f
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Eh, it's alright.
No. 137531 ID: a53150

You seem to be Visiting this chance to sing her Vainglories due her Vodacius Voluptuousness and your Vivid desire to get to her Va...st grimoire collection, yes.
No. 137557 ID: b01382

Is Lagotrope dead?
No. 137558 ID: 2aa5f0

nah, they just don't let him into ITQ threads anymore because they guy was quick to respond to any question even vaguely pointed in his direction and kind of hijacked the older threads by accident because since he responded so quickly and so often everyone just started asking his quest characters questions exclusively and just kind of ignored everyone else since he'd reply multiply times a day sometimes while most everyone else maybe replied once a week or less. So they banned him and gave him his own thread made exclusively for his quest characters to give all the other quest writers a chance to answer their own questions.
No. 137564 ID: 273c18

He's not banned from ITQ, it was a voluntary exile.
No. 137565 ID: 2aa5f0

oh, well in my defense it has been awhile since this happened.
No. 137628 ID: 4ef090
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"Should... should I be wearing pants? It feels fine without them."
No. 137629 ID: 9a2966

Could pull that old Emperor trick and just say you're wearing something, but only the best silly dancers can see them.
No. 137631 ID: 4ef090
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"I am pretty good at Silly Dancin', maybe the best that I know of!"
No. 137737 ID: 629f2e

Open question to any and all characters:

Have you read Homestuck?
No. 137740 ID: c78b33
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No. :D
No. 137748 ID: 2ca3ce
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Cat: Oh wow, I remember that shit by ANDREW HORSEY
Cat: His Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff Moives were solid
Gena: I loved the HOMESTUCK movie!
Gena: I loved it when they canonically gave Jade a dog cock!
Gena: Oh and then there was the great time travel plot
Gena: Oh man and how he IRL stalked that one girl who was designed like the spider girl!
Willamina: Oh jesus get them to stop please
Willamina: I heard online he was secretly a DEMON
Gena: I dunno he feels more like ANGEL material
Cat: Pfff, yeah right, brainwashing masses?
Cat: He made a joke about that in his one psycho work right?
Cat: I didn't get to read it but I heard there were clowns?
Gena: I liked it on the first read, but the second read had uhhh
Gena: Made me realize it was a bit too on the nose
No. 137750 ID: a219d8
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Honesty at its hytes of its popularity I didn't read it but I was aware of the reputation it had with the fans and how they acted in public. To me the story seemed a little bit to intimidating to understand with so many characters, its own vocabulary, and its own inside jokes. If anything I would say that I was primarily watching it from a distance, observing the art without really knowing its context and with such a huge fan base a lot of controversies papered. The loudest one that I remember and I am not sure if it is still going on the whole Vriska did nothing wrong debate. Not to mention how with more and more time passing Andrew Hussie became a polarizing individual. In one way to describe it Homestuck was the creation of early internet users and it grew into something much bigger until it became too big for its own good, I never read it nor am I sure if I ever will, it isn't for my taste of media that I like to engage with.
No. 137766 ID: 15a025

Open question:
What is the most relaxing spot for you to go spend time at?
No. 137868 ID: e5709d

AH would be proud of you.

So, what was your reaction when your mom came back from the dead and revealed she was a badass demon lord?
No. 137897 ID: 4208b9
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>Have you read Homestuck

"What? Ew no why do you think id give a shit about that crappy web shit?"

No. 137900 ID: 15c72a

Cat: What's it like being a demon?
No. 138234 ID: cee25c

To Saul and Mary from You Died:
Was being trapped on Earth for two millenia more like a 5-year or a 30-year prison sentence? And do you feel like you geniunely learned a lesson from it?
No. 138235 ID: a7a180

To Clover from Tobak Quest - what kind of mercenary work do you do most often for the corporations?
No. 138237 ID: 9ea24b
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Mary: A single mortal mind can't hope to understand the torment of being trapped and slowly drained as I, a massive cosmic being was! I am still mad about it.
Saul: I was dormant so it wasn't bad for me. And you deserved it for killing all the humans!
Mary: Hmph. I understand that it upset you and that is the only thing I am sorry about.
Saul: Awww. Well we have a good compromise now.
No. 138527 ID: 8cd710

This thread has been going for six years strong.
No. 138557 ID: 15a025

To Yamella from Chupian Date Quest:
What's youre favorite kind of food for the holidays?
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