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97324 No. 97324 ID: 3a9db6

Well GOSH DARN IT!

The more they come, the worse they look!! JUST JOSHIN' YOU my friend! MY MY is it good to see you. Come on in, my friend, the thread is warm and toasty and BOY HOWDY do we love newcomers.

Make yourself right at home and DON'T YOU DARE be shy. Go ahead and answer any gall dang question you want! If you feel like askin' your favorite character ANYTHING at all, well you better call me CORRESPONDENCE McANSWERTON because you'll get your answer here, by gosh.


Previous ITQ threads, newest to oldest:

>>80766
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Current Lagotrope specific ITQ thread:
>>96269
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No. 132041 ID: 465a14

Ekwi Irrepaumal- how are souls and afterlives handled? Same as deities?
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No. 132343 ID: e7c7d3

To any of the toilers from The God Damned: how did you all get your names? Apparently, Asher (and Asher) got their name from burning shit, but what about Junkyard or Mash?
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No. 132344 ID: 015bf2

>>132005
Hey Chast, you seem pretty fine and rugged for working in a business that's been spelled out to be something of a final destination. What's your secret?
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No. 132352 ID: 470289
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132352

>To any of the toilers from The God Damned: how did you all get your names? Apparently, Asher (and Asher) got their name from burning shit, but what about Junkyard or Mash?

Ugggggh! It fuckin’ sucks so much! Ya get born and ya dorm mom calls ya ‘kid’ for a few months and then ya fall on your head once and everyone’s laughing about how ya got a mashed up brain and then you’re fuckin’ Mash for the rest of your life. Fuckin’ bullshit!

Then ya get into fights to try and get named Scrapper or somethin’ a lil’ better but nooooooooo, still Mash, and then, and then, and then- Urrrrgh!

Like, Junkyard got a cool name at least ‘cause she broke so much shit as a kid. It sounds tough! Mash? What kinda name is Mash? A dumb one, that’s what! Like I got fuckin’ layers. I’m great at dice, call me fuckin’ Die or somethin’. I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Call me Fist! Gawd. Don’t talk to me about fuckin’ names. Buncha bullshit insults we give each other cause toilers suck.
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No. 132357 ID: 3c7186

>>132352
>ya fall on your head once and everyone’s laughing about how ya got a mashed up brain and then you’re fuckin’ Mash for the rest of your life.
To think you could have got a cool name like Skullbash or Bodyslam... condolences, dude.
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No. 132401 ID: 470289
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132401

>Hey Chast, you seem pretty fine and rugged for working in a business that's been spelled out to be something of a final destination. What's your secret?
I’m young. Stronger than some. They make sure I’m fed.
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No. 132419 ID: 015bf2

>They make sure I'm fed.
Thats's... good, I guess. Nice to see you have such a diverse and interesting crew on your team as well. Good bunch?

And, uh, what's that green thing? Tiberium? Warpstone? Nine only knows?
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No. 132436 ID: 246d97

>>132401
Hey, the horned lass(?) between Chast and the Mr. Vinny Santorini wanna-be, what're you supposed to be... what's your deal?
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No. 132442 ID: 470289
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132442

>Nice to see you have such a diverse and interesting crew on your team as well. Good bunch?
They’re reliable.

>And, uh, what's that green thing? Tiberium? Warpstone? Nine only knows?
We give new finds to the Mongers. She didn’t know what it was. She didn’t hear the whispers.
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No. 132443 ID: 470289
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132443

>Hey, the horned lass(?) between Chast and the Mr. Vinny Santorini wanna-be, what're you supposed to be... what's your deal?
I’m one a God’s mistakes!
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No. 132444 ID: 12b116

Is that why a Diamond is in the mines?
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No. 132451 ID: 4c7fcd

>>132442
>She didn’t hear the whispers.
So it's what the Orb of Infinite Psyche is made of?
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No. 132453 ID: f5a3f0

>>132451
Elder God Cocaine obviously
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No. 132456 ID: 015bf2

>Didn't hear the whispers.
Oh man, those dicks totally left you hanging.

>>132443
Both adorable AND rather creepy. Congrats!

>>132401
To the the ear-rubbing guy.

... do you actually USE those grenades for anything?
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No. 132488 ID: 470289
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132488

>Is that why a Diamond is in the mines?
Diamond? They don’t got these buddy! Naw, I’m down here cause I gotta make up for being born. It’s been… eight? No nine! Two hundred and ninety-four years! I’m probably over the hump by now!

>Both adorable AND rather creepy. Congrats!
Thanks! I try.
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No. 132489 ID: 470289
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132489

>So it's what the Orb of Infinite Psyche is made of?
No. The whispers stayed with me after the Mongers took the crystals away. Small. Tinny. Green. Speaking of prisons and freedom.
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No. 132490 ID: 470289
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132490

>To the the ear-rubbing guy.
>... do you actually USE those grenades for anything?
Blastin’ rocks and shit. Putting me on a pickaxe is a waste of time so laps like me do shit like that.
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No. 132491 ID: b1b4f3

>>132488
Aren't the mines dangerous? How are you not dead?
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No. 132493 ID: 864e49

>>132488
Holy shit you're fucking cool looking! Are you sure you're not an avatar of a god or some kind of half spawn?

>>132489
And your ring is now possessed.
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No. 132496 ID: 4c7fcd

>>132488
Dang, you look neat. And 294 years old? Or was there a few years before you got chucked down here? And if it's been long enough to atone for being born, how come you haven't been let out? Have you asked? ...And how much longer have you lived than the average for folks, up there and down here? You gotta be some kinda badass to survive near three centuries down in this pit.

Oh, and since you got a fishtail, now well can you swim? Ever got the chance to swim about?

>>132493
>And your ring is now possessed.
Your earring, to be specific.
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No. 132523 ID: 0fae41

Moriko, why does your family use hammers instead of swords?
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No. 132595 ID: 470289
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132595

>And your ring is now possessed.
Can you possess your own body? All of the mountains' riches are him, jewel to bone. Metal to blood. As I move my arms to swing, he moves his gold to speak.

>Your earring, to be specific.
My ear went numb as the days went by. My teeth shook. My bones creaked. The buzzing only changed, it never stopped. He offered to take the place of his fallen comrade. Give me the power they couldn’t to fulfill the ambition in my heart he finally gave name to.

Poof was the first to notice, but the others followed.
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No. 132596 ID: 470289
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132596

>Holy shit you're fucking cool looking! Are you sure you're not an avatar of a god or some kind of half spawn?
Don’t think so! I don’t think I’d be a regular ol’ miner if I was one of those.

>You gotta be some kinda badass to survive near three centuries down in this pit.
>Aren't the mines dangerous? How are you not dead?
Just never died! I ain’t that special, everyone does it ‘til they don’t!

>Was there a few years before you got chucked down here?
Yup.

>And if it's been long enough to atone for being born, how come you haven't been let out? Have you asked?
I said I’m probably over the hump, so more than halfway through my sentence! At least, I figure. I ask ‘em about it every couple of decades and they say I’m makin’ good progress. Then, the next time I ask, there's a new guy who says the same thing. So I’m doing pretty good, I think!

>...And how much longer have you lived than the average for folks, up there and down here?
I dunno about up there, but the buddies I came down with have been dead for a good while!

>Oh, and since you got a fishtail, now well can you swim? Ever got the chance to swim about?
Yeah, I swam all the time when I was a kid! I was pretty fast, if I do say so myself. Never lost a race!
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No. 132645 ID: 015bf2

>>132595
Ahaha... oookay. And then what happened?

>>132596
Yikes. That’s some sentence. Don’t Diamonds, uh, age, or is that just you?
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No. 132740 ID: 470289
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132740

>Yikes. That’s some sentence. Don’t Diamonds, uh, age, or is that just you?
I age! Look at these awful wrinkles I got!
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No. 132742 ID: 470289
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132742

>Then what happened?
They came to me, concerned.
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No. 132743 ID: 470289
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132743

And I showed them power.
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No. 132744 ID: 864e49

>>132743
So that's what you call your penis. You looking very exited there Butthead.
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No. 132754 ID: 015bf2

>>132740
Oh nooooooooooo.

>>132743
One notes the lanky is the least enthused. Why was that?
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No. 132830 ID: 470289
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132830

>One notes the lanky is the least enthused. Why was that?
I thought Dendshi was scared. She said this would end in blood, and took Crag and Droop with her when she left.
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No. 132870 ID: 015bf2

>>132830
>end in blood
Did it?
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No. 132969 ID: 470289
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132969

>Did it?
There was blood from the start.
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No. 132970 ID: 470289
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132970

Now it’ll be theirs.
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No. 132971 ID: 470289
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132971

We’re going up.
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No. 132977 ID: 4286b4

To Kelepee from Merchant Story:
Can you tell us if anything happened between you and Merchant during that one evening?
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No. 132982 ID: 12b116
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132982

>>132977
O-owch ...
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No. 132985 ID: 015bf2

>>132971
HELL-oooo~ new friends.

>>132982
Oh dear. Should've slept in, Kelepee.
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No. 132986 ID: 5877dc

>>132982
https://i.imgur.com/wqMWK7z.mp4
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No. 132987 ID: d88d26

>>132982
I'm ok with this outcome.
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No. 132995 ID: e7c7d3

To anyone, what's your ideal waifu/husbando?
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No. 132996 ID: e24163

For anyone - Who's the strongest person from another quest you think you could beat? Doesn't have to be the strongest in total, but whomever pops into your head when you think about it.
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No. 132997 ID: d63ea8
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132997

>>132955
Drawer: My ideal man or woman would be someone who eagerly fulfilled my every whim and fancy. Breakfast in bed, a midnight stroll on the cool beach, that sort of thing.

Drawer: And good taste -in both a metaphorical and literal sense- would be an absolute necessity.

>>132996
Drawer: As for the strongest person I could likely beat in another quest…

Drawer: I believe the child, Keimi I think, would be easy enough to defeat. I find it shocking how capable she is in comparison to the adults in her possibly short life.
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No. 132998 ID: 470289

What's your most prized possession?

Do you collect anything?

When's the last time you talked to your parents, and did it go well?
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No. 133124 ID: e5e15e
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133124

>What is your favorite song? And why?
My Dad plays songs from his childhood all the time at home. I hated it as a kid, but it’s kinda comforting now. Never gonna tell him that though, he’d just play it even more.

>What do you look for in an ideal mate?
Someone who could get me out of this lappy shitpile and take me to civilized slissa society.
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No. 133125 ID: e5e15e
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133125

>What is your favorite song? And why?
I sometimes call upon Artisan Izalri for a serenade while I work. Recently she has brought her apprentice to perform duets with her. Listening to the development of the art from master to apprentice for these last generations has been a small joy of mine. Their performance of Mesados, a retelling of our arrival to Silverlock, is particularly enthralling. I find comfort in knowing we are the epilogue of our people’s greatest struggle.
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No. 133140 ID: e7c7d3

Okay, to any random quest character: what three things would you bring if you were stranded on a deserted island?
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No. 133155 ID: e5e15e
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133155

>So the question has been asked about boat-o-cross and flappy bird but would any of you play getting over it and how well would you do.
Tried it. Fuckin’ hate it. Took me 12 goddamn hours. The worst part is the constant droning by that asshole. I’d have turned the sound off but that’d mean he won.

>Who's the strongest person from another quest you think you could beat? Doesn't have to be the strongest in total, but whomever pops into your head when you think about it.
I could fuck up Victor, that weasel guy. Nine times out of ten, easy.

>what do you look for in an ideal mate?
I dunno, fat tits I guess.

>Okay, to any random quest character: what three things would you bring if you were stranded on a deserted island?
The fucks an island? Wait a second…

Alright, it’s just like, land in the middle of a big river.

First a monger lady to keep me and the rest alive with all that survival knowledge they’re supposed to have, a tat chick to figure out how to build shelter and shit, and a lanky to work for the tat so her twiggy arms don’t snap trying to lift a leaf. I can hunt and shit so we can probably survive indefinitely, assuming there’s like… shit on it that can keep us alive. If not, trade the lanky for another monger with fat tits.
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No. 133171 ID: 8fab7a

>>133155
Stickler downtime is... different from what I imagined.
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No. 133227 ID: 470289
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133227

>What myths do you know? Do you believe in any of them?
If I know it’s true it ain’t a myth, is it? Whatever.

I like the story my dad sings about Shaia shaping the earth for the slissas. He tells it all eloquent, but basically, way back when the world was in turmoil Shaia saw her creatures were frightened by the chaos that was had become their lives. So she took us, gave us our claws and her knowledge of her most precious creation, the land. She cracked it open and deposited us inside, and then closed it to keep us safe while the surface was changing. And that's why slissas live underground.

I mean, we dug back to the surface eventually, yeah, but pretty much every slissa agrees that was a huge fucking mistake because everyone up there suuuuuuuucks.

>Stickler downtime is... different from what I imagined.
ITQ stuff isn’t canon, so he can do shit like play video games or read Coxwette and Team Port Echo and really rudely interrupt me during my ITQ time. It lets us answer more questions.
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No. 133228 ID: e7c7d3

To anyone: if you could become a species from a different quest,what would you choose?
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