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97324 No. 97324 ID: 3a9db6

Well GOSH DARN IT!

The more they come, the worse they look!! JUST JOSHIN' YOU my friend! MY MY is it good to see you. Come on in, my friend, the thread is warm and toasty and BOY HOWDY do we love newcomers.

Make yourself right at home and DON'T YOU DARE be shy. Go ahead and answer any gall dang question you want! If you feel like askin' your favorite character ANYTHING at all, well you better call me CORRESPONDENCE McANSWERTON because you'll get your answer here, by gosh.


Previous ITQ threads, newest to oldest:

>>80766
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>>1754

Current Lagotrope specific ITQ thread:
>>96269
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No. 132744 ID: 864e49

>>132743
So that's what you call your penis. You looking very exited there Butthead.
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No. 132754 ID: 015bf2

>>132740
Oh nooooooooooo.

>>132743
One notes the lanky is the least enthused. Why was that?
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No. 132830 ID: 470289
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132830

>One notes the lanky is the least enthused. Why was that?
I thought Dendshi was scared. She said this would end in blood, and took Crag and Droop with her when she left.
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No. 132870 ID: 015bf2

>>132830
>end in blood
Did it?
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No. 132969 ID: 470289
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132969

>Did it?
There was blood from the start.
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No. 132970 ID: 470289
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132970

Now it’ll be theirs.
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No. 132971 ID: 470289
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132971

We’re going up.
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No. 132977 ID: 4286b4

To Kelepee from Merchant Story:
Can you tell us if anything happened between you and Merchant during that one evening?
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No. 132982 ID: 12b116
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132982

>>132977
O-owch ...
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No. 132985 ID: 015bf2

>>132971
HELL-oooo~ new friends.

>>132982
Oh dear. Should've slept in, Kelepee.
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No. 132986 ID: 5877dc

>>132982
https://i.imgur.com/wqMWK7z.mp4
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No. 132987 ID: d88d26

>>132982
I'm ok with this outcome.
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No. 132995 ID: e7c7d3

To anyone, what's your ideal waifu/husbando?
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No. 132996 ID: e24163

For anyone - Who's the strongest person from another quest you think you could beat? Doesn't have to be the strongest in total, but whomever pops into your head when you think about it.
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No. 132997 ID: d63ea8
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132997

>>132955
Drawer: My ideal man or woman would be someone who eagerly fulfilled my every whim and fancy. Breakfast in bed, a midnight stroll on the cool beach, that sort of thing.

Drawer: And good taste -in both a metaphorical and literal sense- would be an absolute necessity.

>>132996
Drawer: As for the strongest person I could likely beat in another quest…

Drawer: I believe the child, Keimi I think, would be easy enough to defeat. I find it shocking how capable she is in comparison to the adults in her possibly short life.
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No. 132998 ID: 470289

What's your most prized possession?

Do you collect anything?

When's the last time you talked to your parents, and did it go well?
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No. 133124 ID: e5e15e
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133124

>What is your favorite song? And why?
My Dad plays songs from his childhood all the time at home. I hated it as a kid, but it’s kinda comforting now. Never gonna tell him that though, he’d just play it even more.

>What do you look for in an ideal mate?
Someone who could get me out of this lappy shitpile and take me to civilized slissa society.
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No. 133125 ID: e5e15e
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133125

>What is your favorite song? And why?
I sometimes call upon Artisan Izalri for a serenade while I work. Recently she has brought her apprentice to perform duets with her. Listening to the development of the art from master to apprentice for these last generations has been a small joy of mine. Their performance of Mesados, a retelling of our arrival to Silverlock, is particularly enthralling. I find comfort in knowing we are the epilogue of our people’s greatest struggle.
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No. 133140 ID: e7c7d3

Okay, to any random quest character: what three things would you bring if you were stranded on a deserted island?
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No. 133155 ID: e5e15e
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133155

>So the question has been asked about boat-o-cross and flappy bird but would any of you play getting over it and how well would you do.
Tried it. Fuckin’ hate it. Took me 12 goddamn hours. The worst part is the constant droning by that asshole. I’d have turned the sound off but that’d mean he won.

>Who's the strongest person from another quest you think you could beat? Doesn't have to be the strongest in total, but whomever pops into your head when you think about it.
I could fuck up Victor, that weasel guy. Nine times out of ten, easy.

>what do you look for in an ideal mate?
I dunno, fat tits I guess.

>Okay, to any random quest character: what three things would you bring if you were stranded on a deserted island?
The fucks an island? Wait a second…

Alright, it’s just like, land in the middle of a big river.

First a monger lady to keep me and the rest alive with all that survival knowledge they’re supposed to have, a tat chick to figure out how to build shelter and shit, and a lanky to work for the tat so her twiggy arms don’t snap trying to lift a leaf. I can hunt and shit so we can probably survive indefinitely, assuming there’s like… shit on it that can keep us alive. If not, trade the lanky for another monger with fat tits.
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No. 133171 ID: 8fab7a

>>133155
Stickler downtime is... different from what I imagined.
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No. 133227 ID: 470289
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133227

>What myths do you know? Do you believe in any of them?
If I know it’s true it ain’t a myth, is it? Whatever.

I like the story my dad sings about Shaia shaping the earth for the slissas. He tells it all eloquent, but basically, way back when the world was in turmoil Shaia saw her creatures were frightened by the chaos that was had become their lives. So she took us, gave us our claws and her knowledge of her most precious creation, the land. She cracked it open and deposited us inside, and then closed it to keep us safe while the surface was changing. And that's why slissas live underground.

I mean, we dug back to the surface eventually, yeah, but pretty much every slissa agrees that was a huge fucking mistake because everyone up there suuuuuuuucks.

>Stickler downtime is... different from what I imagined.
ITQ stuff isn’t canon, so he can do shit like play video games or read Coxwette and Team Port Echo and really rudely interrupt me during my ITQ time. It lets us answer more questions.
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No. 133228 ID: e7c7d3

To anyone: if you could become a species from a different quest,what would you choose?
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No. 134049 ID: c5185d

To Deem: if you were to run a country instead of a dungeon, how would you rule over the people?
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No. 135735 ID: f0ab12
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135735

Hey guys, Boss got me this new shirt, how's it look?
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No. 135738 ID: 12b116

>>135735
nice
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No. 135741 ID: f8fa51

That's... probably not a shirt you want to wear in public.
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No. 135927 ID: 0fae41

Chi from Shards: Are shinies tasty?
Rocks from Crash Recovery: What is the best rock?
Anyone from SEXCOM: When were C. Orgs invented, and for what purpose originally?
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No. 135947 ID: afe7de
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135947

>> 135927
[???] Hey CHI! Are SHINIES tasty?

Chi’s startled from her reverie, she was in the middle of a mid afternoon daydream session on the rooftop. She sticks her hand into her skirt pocket and pulls out a single SHINY. She gives it a lick, and after a moment eats it.

Chi: Dunno which stat you are, must be new.
Chi: But if I had to describe it they taste like the solid form of water.
Chi: Not like ice, but flavorless.
Chi: Though I’ve heard kin can grind it up and use it in anything from SALVES to FOOD
Chi: and there are ways to make it taste good
Chi: Though some kin like to eat them as a snack, eat enough and its kind of filling
Chi: [UNDERSTANDING] says there’s nutrients in them so you could make a meatless dietary supplement
Chi: But they come from CREATURES so it’s kind of a moot point if you’re trying to go VEGAN
Chi: Not that anyone CARES about going Vegan here, its mostly meat and seeds and similar stuff.
Chi: Well unless you start talking about the really good meals then thats a whole other thing.

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No. 136005 ID: d7ed04

Cat from CATALYST: Are BUX tasty?
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No. 136035 ID: 0fae41

Kibble from You Live/Died/Etc.: How many wolves are inside you?
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No. 136158 ID: f8fa51

Ahpin from This Isn't Working, why do people say you have strong magic but you say you aren't a mage? Is it strictly a training/skill thing?
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No. 136159 ID: eedbeb
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136159

>>136158
magic can definitely be successfully self taught in this setting, but ahpin is a strong believer in not dying and having a stable white collar job and avoiding any chance of being dragged on an epic quest
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No. 136160 ID: f8fa51

>>136159
I can respect that kind of safety-conciousness.
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No. 136798 ID: 6c9da0
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136798

>What's your most prized possession?
My new friends.
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No. 136799 ID: dfbac0

>>136798
New? How new? Did you just meet them?
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No. 136801 ID: 8fae7e
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136801

>New? How new? Did you just meet them?
Brand new. I want to see them shine but it’s too dark.
The metal man gave them to me. I won’t give them back.


>Do you collect anything?
Rocks. I bite them. And now friends. I won't bite them. For now.
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No. 136802 ID: 3328c7

Well, eh, I have no idea who or what or why you are but..... have you considered introducing yourself, offering some knicknacks and making small talk?
That's how shining friendships start!
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No. 136803 ID: 8fae7e
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136803

>When's the last time you talked to your parents, and did it go well?
Time’s hard here. It's the longest I haven’t seen Momma. Last I saw her she said 'find the sun'.
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No. 136804 ID: 3328c7

Dig upwards, numbnuts!
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No. 136832 ID: 96c896

Hey Rancid how are you doing this fine day?
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No. 136834 ID: eedbeb
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136834

>>136832
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No. 136836 ID: e51896

>>136834
Looks like Rancid is just messin' around.
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No. 136856 ID: 8fae7e
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136856

>What myths do you know? Do you believe in any of them?
Let me tell of you a soon-to-be myth of the Tenth of Nine. Vlora Victus diVile, ArchMagus of the Flesh. This is how she came to earn her names.

Her first name was given to her by a whore mother. Vibrant Vlora, the youngest of far too many, a child no one cared much about. She twisted and grew, little Victim Vlora. Picked on for her looks, her speech, her abominable personality. But what she also did, poor Voracious Vlora, is learn. Devouring knowledge. Every book, scroll, and scrap of paper she could find. And yes, she may have… experimented. Nothing alive, of course. Not until she was skilled enough to keep them that way. To know a thing, you must see its Veins. Study how every little bit connects to another. And when she was finally prepared, she descended. And oh, how Venomous that power felt running through her. How low she went. Not enough to fracture, true, but extraordinarily close to her end nonetheless. And young Vlora Vocal began to make noise. And they noticed.

Oh, Vivacious Vile, she impressed those who held the reins of sorcery. She was Vivacious! Vainglorious! Vindicated! She left the Vile home with her name adorned ‘di’. So, all who knew of the Basin’s deep history would know her as diVile. Blood of the Blooded. She went to the Shorn Abyss and became diVile Valedictorian. But she sequestered. Oh, the envy she felt from her lessers. Mutual disdain it's true, but it festered in their hearts. Perhaps that’s why they were sloppy. Why they cost her so, so much that one day. The day that turned into a week, which turned into a month which turned into years into CENTURIES-

She was put into a hell. There she gave herself another name. Her last for now. Victis. For she would be Victorious. Always. And she was. She survived. And when she was escaped… well the Voracious and Venomous Violent Victus Valorously delivered upon her Vain and Villainous peers… evil.

One day, even the gods will know her. And fear.

Vindictive. Vlora. Victus. diVile.
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No. 136857 ID: e51896

Landi, how are you doing on student loans for fairy college? (no need to tell me how much you owe) How have you been paying that off? Could not have been free, right?
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No. 136858 ID: c92a02

Pascoe: Do you purr? Do chimeras in general exhibit traits related to their hybridized animal?
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No. 136859 ID: c92a02

Trayzeri, how do you investigate crime scenes when you're barely small enough to fit in alleyways? Do you have a last name?
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No. 136860 ID: 8fae7e
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136860

>Dig upwards, numbnuts!
Can’t dig. Bars in the way. And mama told me to listen to metal man. He said no digging my way out. So I'm staying put.

>Well, eh, I have no idea who or what or why you are but..... have you considered introducing yourself, offering some knicknacks and making small talk? That's how shining friendships start!
Don’t got nothin’ to give. Metal man gave me some clothes but they’re itchy. Bad gifts.

Don’t know what ‘small talk’ is.
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No. 136884 ID: f55b9f

Dowser, what’s up with Tobak eye variety? Are calcified eyes rock solid?
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No. 136886 ID: d8972e

>>136856 Wasn't she the one that got outsmarted by a bunch of animals she was trying skin and got imprisoned and then they made that awful and highly incongruente theater play about her origin story?
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