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1754 No. 1754 ID: fb5d8e

Since I have too little time to actually continue a quest, I thought I'd start this.

ITT: You ask questions to quest characters, and they may answer as the author sees fit!

Obviously this is not meant to spoil any plotpoints, but rather to explore characterdepth and such.
Let's do this!
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No. 1756 ID: 007a2e

This is MudyQuest only right?
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No. 1757 ID: 7eda8b

Dear Demesi: How do you type with those giant aileron fingers?

Also, is your crest getting shorter? You should get a cream for that.
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No. 1758 ID: 9ded94

Raital: What exactly is your problem with Mudy/Latral showing any concern for his friends?
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No. 1759 ID: 9ded94

Bladetree: That Axebeard sure is a nice girl, ain't she? Have you considered asking her out at any point?
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No. 1760 ID: 9ded94

So Skullking, how about telling us a bit of yourself before you became a demon? Who were you and what did you do? How and why did you become a demon?

Were there behelits involved? And if they were, what drove you past the breaking point to the ultimate despair and made you accept the deal with the God Hand?
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No. 1761 ID: 06fc25

Hey Xom. The Orb of Infinite Psyches is one of your practical jokes, isn't it?
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No. 1762 ID: 9ded94
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1762

>>1760
Forgot mah picture.
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No. 1765 ID: 9ded94

Can I ask stuff from Reaver? Because I have a couple questions:

First, what exactly made you get bored to Mudy Quest? It's pretty amazing stuff and I'd be pretty happy and excited to run it. Secondly, couldn't you reduce a bit of Raital's Tsundere levels and actually give her some more personality, instead of having her to just be a tool for all of us to manifest our perversions?
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No. 1766 ID: 6164e0

Mudy:
Do you ever intend to stop wearing panties, or have they become to addictive and comfortable?
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No. 1771 ID: bffa2a

Mudy/Raital: I was half hoping for a flashback adventure to the early days with Mudy falling sick and hallucinating. While it would have been delightful I was intrested in your siblings and how we should feel about them. They are not very nice and they are going to kill us, but it would be nice if you assured us they deserve it. Uboa in particular seems more like someone to pity than someone to hate. Kuhral, Taikah, Luhra Luhra, do we hate any of them?
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No. 1772 ID: 2cbe3e

I think the real question we all want to know...

So Jim, are you black or "black"?
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No. 1773 ID: bffa2a

Tav: Now that all the populace of your city is dead tell us about everyone you have lost. Oh and don't forget about Kyaos. Tell us about the babies she's eaten and how her race deserves to be wiped out. Please!
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No. 1774 ID: 95ab41
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1774

>>1757
>How do you type with those giant aileron fingers?

what's typing?

>Also, is your crest getting shorter? You should get a cream for that.

I don't know what you're talking about.
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No. 1775 ID: 35cea2

>>1773

On to flipside...

To Kyaos

Why are you down there?
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No. 1776 ID: 64f8ae

>>1775
Also show us your pantsu.
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No. 1777 ID: b94893

>>1775
She's down there because she's part of the raiding force that took over the town.

I think a better question would be "How are you holding up, now that Ga'nneda is supposedly dead and all."
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No. 1778 ID: 43d730

Orange: Do you still stutter when there isn't a nude woman in front of you?
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No. 1779 ID: f4963f

>>1774
Oh my. That's quite an endowment you have there, Demesi.
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No. 1780 ID: bffa2a

Gour Heartsbane: What's best in life?
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No. 1781 ID: 5ba271

Rastin: What was your favorite time trolling?
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No. 1782 ID: 43d730

Spikesby, do you and Nook ever do craft projects?
If so, how the hell do you use the scissors?
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No. 1783 ID: 43d730

>>1782
Craft projects together, I mean.
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No. 1784 ID: fdc826
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1784

>>1772
What the hell are you talking about? I'm black. Just black. Don't know what the hell's up with those quotation marks.

(He's just black to avoid any inconvenience with him blending in with the ground. In any case, skin color doesn't apply in crazy-ass stick figure land the same way it does out here in crazy-ass hairless monkey land.)
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No. 1788 ID: cd08c0
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1788

>>1781
> Rastin: What was your favorite time trolling?
"Well offhand I'd say it would have to be that time I asked this guy to make a thread on an imageboard inviting people to ask us questions, knowing full well a large number of them would be directed at a mostly dead Cutebold Quest the creator had said he was tired of."
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No. 1789 ID: 007a2e

I wish I could reaction face you right now.
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No. 1793 ID: 565cfa

>>1775
I've got a better idea.

Kyaos: What would it take to get you to join the party?
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No. 1797 ID: b94893
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1797

>>1793
Why didn't I think of that?
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No. 1802 ID: 6164e0

>>1788
*Golf Clap*
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No. 1806 ID: bffa2a

>>1788

... Fuck you guys, I'm going home... and crying myself to sleep.
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No. 1809 ID: 82167e

>>1788
FUCKING TROLLED
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No. 1810 ID: 9b5a49
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1810

>>1788
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No. 1811 ID: 1e1932

>>1788

...You magnificent bastard.
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No. 1812 ID: fdc826

>>1788
Just going to jump on the bandwagon here and congratulate Rastin on being a magnificent bastard.
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No. 1813 ID: 034a30

>>1788
Screw you, Rastin. And screw your favorite anime's shitty subdued ending. Go be a hobo with a drillcane.
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No. 1822 ID: fb5d8e
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1822

>What exactly is your problem with Mudy/Latral showing any concern for his friends?
I have no business with them, and neither should he. They are distractions at best.

>I was half hoping for a flashback adventure to the early days with Mudy falling sick and hallucinating. While it would have been delightful I was intrested in your siblings and how we should feel about them. They are not very nice and they are going to kill us, but it would be nice if you assured us they deserve it. Uboa in particular seems more like someone to pity than someone to hate. Kuhral, Taikah, Luhra Luhra, do we hate any of them?
Me and Mudy betrayed mother and therefor our siblings, so conflict is unavoidable, but we are family, and forever will be.

Thank you.
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No. 1823 ID: fb5d8e
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1823

>First, what exactly made you get bored to Mudy Quest? It's pretty amazing stuff and I'd be pretty happy and excited to run it. Secondly, couldn't you reduce a bit of Raital's Tsundere levels and actually give her some more personality, instead of having her to just be a tool for all of us to manifest our perversions?

Dog, you crazy? You know how boring it is to be awesome the same way all the time? It's like eating your fav dish over and over, only you also make it. It'll get to your brain, dude. You want a different flavour sometimes.
Maaan, Raital ain't no tool! She's a murdering machine without a 'be not socially awkward' switch.
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No. 1826 ID: 9ded94

>>1822
>>1823
Wow, this thread served a purpose after all.

>I have no business with them, and neither should he. They are distractions at best.

You're putting all your eggs in the same basket, so to say. There's no room for anyone or anything else within your mind but Mudy, so what will you do if something happens to him? What if he dies? Suddenly there's nothing but void left, and it will all be filled with madness. Same thing in reverse: if something happened to you, and you didn't allow Mudy to have anything else, he would break down completely as well.

You have never had any concern on anybody else but Mudy, and you expect the same of him. But now you have the opportunity to broaden your relationships, and get more friends, and you should seize that opportunity just like he has. You must understand that there is a difference between friendhip and love: even though there is room in your hearts for other people, nothing can ever compare to the bond you two share.

There are things in this world that don't involve him at all - amazing, wonderful, beautiful things. Free from your mother's grip, you have been given the chance to explore them all, and you should - instead, all you have ever done is to replace Mudy's prison with another one, ending his short but wonderful age of freedom and independence. Your love for Mudy is choking him, and you are forcing him to choke you in return. In the end, it will prove to be the destruction of you both.

You do love Mudy, after all. Show that love by loosening your grip.
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No. 1827 ID: 9ded94

>>1823
>Dog, you crazy? You know how boring it is to be awesome the same way all the time? It's like eating your fav dish over and over, only you also make it. It'll get to your brain, dude. You want a different flavour sometimes.

Fair enough. I'm just hoping you will finish this one at some point.

>Maaan, Raital ain't no tool! She's a murdering machine without a 'be not socially awkward' switch.

At least give Mudy and the others some more opportunities to build one such switch. So many times they have tried, so many times she has seemed responsive at first - only to snap back right away.

There's nothing I enjoy as much as sweet love like this, but there's also nothing that makes me more sad than such love being destroyed.
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No. 1828 ID: 7eda8b

>>1826
>long speech

in b4 raital clutching her head and saying "No more fucking speeches!!"
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No. 1829 ID: 9ded94

>>1828
If she does that, then she'll once and for all prove to be a total bitch, and my support for this relationship will vanish entirely.

Oh and, I did have another question for you, Raital: when Mudy and your other siblings found you at the Forest of Dread, you were completely drenched in blood, your actions probably being controlled by the cursed sword. BUT WHOSE BLOOD WAS IT?
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No. 1832 ID: 2cbe3e

This thread should be called Inside the MudyQuest.
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No. 1833 ID: 9ded94

Raital: you have been described to be immeasurably powerful, but what exactly can you do? Is there anything else aside from being able to withstand a hail of arrows and being rammed through a brick wall, strong enough to lift a giant sword and to be afraid of hurting Mudy by accident, fast enough to be invisible for human eye, and ability to heal fatal injuries?

>Maaan, Raital ain't no tool! She's a murdering machine without a 'be not socially awkward' switch.

But there's been exactly zero opportunities for her to be that murdering machine, and million opportunities and attempts to create her a 'be not socially awkward' switch!
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No. 1834 ID: 9ded94
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1834

Raital? This is you.

You may try and protect him from anything in the world, but you can't protect him from yourself unless you change your attitude. Choke Mudy any longer and he will break free and abandon you.

What you feel is not love.
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No. 1838 ID: 2cbe3e

>>1833

>But there's been exactly zero opportunities for her to be that murdering machine, and million opportunities and attempts to create her a 'be not socially awkward' switch!

The only person she speaks with whatsoever is Mudy. That's not gonna make someone less socially awkward, it's gonna make them a lot more awkward around anyone who's NOT that person. Plus, she's pretty much had plenty of opportunities to be incredibly violent. She even killed Kuhral recently, in fact.
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No. 1839 ID: fb5d8e
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1839

Excuse me, dudes, but this not Dr Phil.
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No. 1840 ID: 9ded94

>>1838
>The only person she speaks with whatsoever is Mudy.

You have struck the source of the problem.

Thus I have a question for Axebeard: Why haven't you already offered her an ale? Get her drunk and have a pleasant chat about things, become her friend.
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No. 1842 ID: 2cbe3e

>>1839

Guys please he's right there's like no fucking questions here. This thread had devolved into grunting about Raital. JUST LIKE MOST MUDY QUEST DISCUSSIONS


HEY AXEBEARD what do you think of that crazy chick Mudy's slammin'?
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No. 1843 ID: 9ded94

>>1839
So we are to accept that their relationship is shit and stays shit?

...Okay.
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No. 1845 ID: ac4254

>>1843
In the Quest thread, sure try and fix it. But this thread is mostly for asking questions to quest characters.
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No. 1846 ID: 43d730

>>1845
Like about ranking the female characters - All of them - by cup size.

Get on it, guys.
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No. 1849 ID: bffa2a

Hey Jim! There's a compromising photo of you and Charlie floating around the internet. Was this before or during Charlie's relationship with his girl? ... And is there more pictures? :3

Bladetree/Goldwomb: As you have been largely overshadowed by the main pair care to share your past grandiose exploits since we will probably never ask in the quest? Why so virgin?

Reaver, it's okay that you're taking an extended break but it would be great if you would reassure me that you will continue Mudyquest. The other boys in the yard are making me cry. Also, why did you wake up in Weaver's room? What about the contract!!!
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No. 1850 ID: ed8d8a

Hey RAITAL, who built you, you magnificent example of paranoid trap survival? Are you related to any AI/machine uprisings?
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No. 1852 ID: fcdcdb

>>1850
>Information unavail-

*ahem* "Allow me to answer. We here at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center believe that technology and the study of it through rigorous testing will play an important part for the future of humanity as a whole. And allow me to assure you that no Aperture AI has ever or will ever go rogue. Our Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerators make sure of that!"

>But after testing, programmable action is allotted for consumption of cake...?

"Anyway, thanks for the question, and remember: Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can."
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No. 1853 ID: fdc826
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1853

>>1849
>Hey Jim! There's a compromising photo of you and Charlie floating around the internet. Was this before or during Charlie's relationship with his girl? ... And is there more pictures? :3

What!? How did that-

Shit, I, uh, mean, what are you talking about? There are no c-compromising photos of me and- oh, hey, look at the time, I have to go to my... thing. Bye!
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No. 1854 ID: fdc826
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1854

>>1853
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No. 1855 ID: 7eda8b

>>1833
>Raital: you have been described to be immeasurably powerful, but what exactly can you do? Is there anything else aside from being able to withstand a hail of arrows and being rammed through a brick wall, strong enough to lift a giant sword and to be afraid of hurting Mudy by accident, fast enough to be invisible for human eye, and ability to heal fatal injuries?

OH GOSH. IS THAT ALL? I THOUGHT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD.


Ven: Have you been able to remember your real name yet? Or anything at all? Even distant, irrelevant things?
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No. 1856 ID: bffa2a

Spikesby Biteface: Since you are a genderless magical being who can't read/write or converse with nonmagical races how did you pass your time in Blacksoul's tower? Cultivating the bone garden? Knitting sweaters? Playing Jackson Pollock with peoples entrails? Inside a pokeball?

Ven: Aren't you really a guy? I'm sure I've heard about somebody named Ven with your description thats a boy. Are you sure you're not just really, really confused?
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No. 1858 ID: ab91ae
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1858

>Screw you, Rastin. And screw your favorite anime's shitty subdued ending. Go be a hobo with a drillcane.
Okay, sure.
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No. 1859 ID: 961ddb

>>1838
>She even killed Kuhral recently, in fact.
You say that like it's a BAD thing.
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No. 1860 ID: 961ddb

>>1856
>Are you sure you're not just really, really confused?
That's never been a subject of confusion for anyone.
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No. 1861 ID: a02305

Ugluk: is there a chance for you to learn what love is?
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No. 1862 ID: bffa2a
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1862

>>1860

Oh, how wrong can you be.
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No. 1863 ID: 1afd58
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1863

>>1861
Huh? Sorry, can't talk with my mouth full.
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No. 1874 ID: 1f5d37
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1874

>>1782
Wak wak wak wak wak wak wak, wak, wak wak wak. Wak wak wak wak. Wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak. Wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak. wak wak wak wak wak.
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No. 1875 ID: 1f5d37
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1875

>>1780
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
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No. 1886 ID: 9ded94

>>1845
>In the Quest thread, sure try and fix it.

I'm just getting the feeling this will never happen.

And if it does, Reaver will railroad it all anyway and Raital never gets better.
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No. 1888 ID: ed8d8a

>>1886
He only does it to get a response out of you. Stop feeding the weaver troll.
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No. 1889 ID: c01408

>>1886
Raital and Mudy's relationship has gone through some rough times but it's usually BECAUSE of player suggestions that assume to know everything. I mean it started looking better when she was treated as an equal, but one fucking slip-up and suddenly the entire board is finger-wagging at her like she's an untrained puppy and saying "you're not really in love, you're just horny and can't control yourself".
Real smooth.

I swear to god if I see one more armchair psychiatrist lecture another fictional character about "being in lust" and "what love REALLY is" I'm gonna scream.

>Reaver will railroad it all anyway
Good one, guy. That was productive.
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No. 1893 ID: 9ded94

>>1889
>"you're not really in love, you're just horny and can't control yourself".

I think she's pretty good past the "horny" part, so some progress has been made.

She's getting better, but very slowly. It'd be cool if we'd manage to open her up a bit.
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No. 1894 ID: 9ded94

>>1889
Then what do YOU suggest we do?
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No. 1896 ID: 7eda8b

Dear Raital, Are your eyelashes naturally that long and vibrant or do you use a brush/special techniques? Is magic involved?

Dear Nic, Your bio says you are an affluent businessman. What business do you practice? Do you own your own business, or work for a company? Has this been disrupted by the arrival of Rastin and his tomfoolery?

Dear Sul, Is that outfit comfortable? It seems like it'd be constricting and wouldn't breathe at all. Is there some socio-religious significance?

Dear Muschio, Are you more looking to become an evil-overlord sort of thing? Or do you have a more drastic goal, such as the destruction of the world or merely all the people living in it, leaving only demihumans and your monsters? Are you just sorta playing it by ear?

Dear Nimi, Have you considered investing in mace, or some kind of dentata mechanism?

Dear Simon, Is your whimsical optimism truly genuine, or do you feel a sense of dread and loathing at the looming death of the planet, which you keep hidden away for the benefit of your comrades and mission?
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No. 1898 ID: 9ded94

>>1894
I say we get her to mingle with other people. Those dwarves most definitely have alcohol with them: sooner or later, party will ensue. If it goes long enough, and if booze will flow, Raital will have no choice but to talk to other people.

She'll make friends. And suddenly the idea of throwing everyone but Mudy out will not seem quite that attractive to her. Problem solved.
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No. 1899 ID: 7eda8b

>>1893
>>1894
>>1898
Dude, we can totally see your ID.
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No. 1900 ID: 9ded94

>>1899
In tgchan, everyone is a tripfag?

Wow, no more samefagging for me. How silly.

Anyway, we'll have to get a party going.
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No. 1901 ID: 9ded94

>>1900
You call it samefagging, I call it multiple personality disorder.

Dear sir, you have issues, and I would heartily recommend some therapy.
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No. 1902 ID: 6faa8c

Muschio, What is your preferred method of dealing with ornery minions?
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No. 1903 ID: 6faa8c

Fiftyeight, is there any specific reason you left the Orb behind? We miss you so...
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No. 1904 ID: fb5d8e
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1904

>When Mudy and your other siblings found you at the Forest of Dread, you were completely drenched in blood, your actions probably being controlled by the cursed sword. BUT WHOSE BLOOD WAS IT?
I whiped out all the Skullmen outposts in and around the Forest of Dread in anger.

>You have been described to be immeasurably powerful, but what exactly can you do? Is there anything else aside from being able to withstand a hail of arrows and being rammed through a brick wall, strong enough to lift a giant sword and to be afraid of hurting Mudy by accident, fast enough to be invisible for human eye, and ability to heal fatal injuries?
One of the first rules of being an assassin is keeping your abilities secret.

>Are your eyelashes naturally that long and vibrant or do you use a brush/special techniques? Is magic involved?
I do not tamper with my looks. Beauty is not my prime concern.
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No. 1905 ID: 6faa8c

>>1904
>I do not tamper with my looks. Beauty is not my prime concern.

Most girls look better without makeup anyway. More power to you!
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No. 1906 ID: f44349

So, Mudy, we hear a lot from other characters and get a sense of who they are...
But almost all of YOUR lines are written by US.
What do YOU think about all this? What're YOUR motivations?

...(Are the panties comfy and easy to wear? :3)
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No. 1908 ID: 9ded94

Mudy and Raital, your relationship involves plenty of sex. However, it's a common knowledge that sex makes babies. Do you perhaps use some form of protection?
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No. 1910 ID: 476456

>>1904
>Beauty is not my prime concern?
Not even for muuuuuudy?~
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No. 1911 ID: 9ded94

>>1910
With Mudy she might care about her physical appearance a bit more than with anything else, but it's still not a "prime" concern.
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No. 1912 ID: a3b36a

Kuhral, Raital: Why are the cute ones always so deadly?

Demesi: What did you do before you woke up in that pit?

Slater: Do you think you are dapper enough?

Jen: Who is your favorite to hug?

Squirrel: Hi! Hihihihi! How big is your nut collection??

Nic: I maed U a cookie, but I eated it. I can haz cheezburgr?

Vresch: Favorite warez site? Favorite game? Also... what and/or how do you think of Coralina?

Yorick: Are you tired of Hamlet jokes?

Sul: Are you tired of disk read errors?

Ria: Isn't Spikesby the most adorable little yellow killer you've ever seen?

Bane: Do you look forward to teasing Jason and Alice, now that they're officially 'together'?

Telwis: Do Nev's hugs spur on uncomfortably warm and fuzzy feelings? Or is it the lack of permission-asking that you object to?

'Patricia': Would you stick with Janine if she took away the potential blackmail arrangement?

Fluffy: Ever do little things to get back at Meshia for her horrible teasing?

Finesse: Now that we have a monster portal somewhat up and running, do you have any other devices that you eagerly wish to construct or get your hands on?
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No. 1940 ID: 6164e0

To Axebeard: You seem a pretty level headed sort. How would you rate Mudy as a leader?

Additionally, how do you feel about Mudy and Raital being involved while siblings?
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No. 1941 ID: 6faa8c
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1941

>Yorick: Are you tired of Hamlet jokes?
Only Death made them, but since I'm now a skull I can certainly expect more. Honestly, I don't even know who this 'shakes-the-spear' person is, though he seems quite popular.
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No. 1946 ID: ab91ae
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1946

>Vresch: Favorite warez site?
Technobabble.com. They're hardly an actual warez site, more like a news site. They review and preview new hardware and software, and that's mostly what I need. I find what I need from all sorts of places from there. I don't really need to pirate anything, so I pay for them to support the industry.

>Favorite game?
Mmmm, I'd have to say Journey 3 - Korshak's Rebellion in the RPG department. I'm not big on multiplayer games, but when the mood strikes me I find Mario Kart: True Steel and Halo 7 to be good time killers. I'm not big on Halo 7's new vehicles, though, but I especially like the bio weapons. Very neat concepts there.

>Also... what and/or how do you think of Coralina?
I think she is adorable. She has a good head on her shoulders, and can adapt well enough to her situation. She gets too nervous when talking to people though. We'll need to work on that.
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No. 1947 ID: 6faa8c

>>1946
>I think she is adorable

:3c
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No. 1948 ID: cd08c0

Tyrael: Why are you awesome?
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No. 1950 ID: d94389

>>1946
Vresch, what do you think of Cortana?

Bet you'd like to hit that AI booty.
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No. 1951 ID: 197650
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1951

>>1912
Bane: Do you look forward to teasing Jason and Alice, now that they're officially 'together'?

Oh my yes, they looks so cute together, how could I -not- tease them?
Just look at them, sleeping in the chest together, mah duckies are in love~
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No. 1953 ID: f51c99

>>1951
DAWWWW
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No. 1954 ID: ab91ae
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1954

>>1950
>Vresch, what do you think of Cortana? Bet you'd like to hit that AI booty.
Nah, I already have my own girl. Sometimes she is a man, but that doesn't bother me any. I wish she weren't so cold all the time though.
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No. 1955 ID: 1afd58

>>1954
>cold

I dunno man, looks pretty hot to me.
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No. 1956 ID: c73b9f

Yo Vresch, what do you think of Augmented Reality?
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No. 1957 ID: f51c99
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1957

>>1912
> Jen: Who is your favorite to hug?
I don’t have a favorite, I hug everyone that needs or wants a hug… its just some people prefer to hug someone else…
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No. 1958 ID: 6faa8c

>>1957
;-;
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No. 1959 ID: ab91ae

Eri: You are so tiny. Why are you so fucking tiny. God damn you are tiny.

Lisa: How did you lose your eye? And why are you so adorable?
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No. 1963 ID: d75539
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1963

>>1912

M-Maybe I did.. maybe I-I didn't..

....You wouldn't tell her.. right?
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No. 1964 ID: 6faa8c

>>1963
We'd never tattle. You're too adorable.
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No. 1967 ID: f4963f
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1967

>Squirrel: Hi! Hihihihi! How big is your nut collection??

nut pile not big enough :(
i need lots of nuts!!!
you not want my nuts right? i barely has enough for me :(
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No. 1968 ID: f4963f
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1968

>Dear Nic, Your bio says you are an affluent businessman. What business do you practice? Do you own your own business, or work for a company? Has this been disrupted by the arrival of Rastin and his tomfoolery?

Actually, I'm a business lawyer. I'm employed by Mia and Co Law Offices, and we handle a variety of business dealings.

In other words, practically nothing that applies to stopping an armed government takeover or restoring lost websites. I really should have been in Business Quest or something you know? 'The Client claims that Evil Incorporated has violated his intellectual property rights! Help him bring down the evil empire and make a healthy sum of cash while doing it!'

>Nic: I maed U a cookie, but I eated it. I can haz cheezburgr?

D'awwwwwww~
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No. 1969 ID: f4963f

Shadran: You seem to be quite flexible! Does anybody ever ask you perverted questions about that?
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No. 1970 ID: 95ab41
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1970

>Demesi: What did you do before you woke up in that pit?

You know... now that I think about it... I'm not sure if I can really remember... maybe I was a courier or something? I'm sure it'll come to me eventually.
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No. 1971 ID: d75539
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1971

>>1964

o-Okay.. Um.. well.. I find that, as far as pranks go, it's best to hide stuff, she usually tends to think she's just misplaced stuff instead of immediately blaming it on me.. Like hiding her underwear or hairbrush!
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No. 1972 ID: 6faa8c

>>1971
D'AWWWWWW
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No. 1973 ID: 7eda8b
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1973

>>1969
>Shadran: You seem to be quite flexible! Does anybody ever ask you perverted questions about that?
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No. 1974 ID: 476456

>>1973
OH GOD MY SOUL
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No. 1975 ID: d75539

Dear Raital: Can I hug you? You look like you give good hugs. :3c

Definitely not Fluffy. (OR IS IT?!?!?!?)
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No. 1976 ID: d6a592

hey Raital tell me what you think of these names:

soulmurder, killspirit, uberdeath, reaper rave, bloodboy, gristlechick, carnagey hall, crim-son, thanatos and the bonebreakers, mister murder and/or sister slaughter.
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No. 1977 ID: 276781

Rastin: I just wanna say, you are a lovable troll. Do not let anyone's ass-pain get you down.

I'd like to know, however... to date, what was the most elaborate troll you've managed to pull off? Or perhaps, the one that gave you the greatest satisfaction?

Or both, even?
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No. 1978 ID: 16e6bc

>>1977
>Rastin: I just wanna say, you are a lovable troll.
>lovable
>tyrant and rapist
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No. 1979 ID: b8687a

>>1970

Deme: Move out of the way so we can talk to the others!
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No. 1980 ID: 7d87d9

@Goshen

Where's your mane? I mean did you burn it off by accident? Because really you could be mistaken for a Dustback if your fur got dirty enough...
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No. 1981 ID: ab91ae
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1981

>>1978
>lovable tyrant and rapist
Haven't done rape yet. I do have a cute girl lying around the Manse though, if you think I should add it to my to do list.
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No. 1984 ID: fdc826

>>1981
Rastin, I love you and your shenanigans, but that's just too fucking far. Teabot has feelings too, you know.
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No. 1988 ID: 7eda8b

Dear Steve: What the heck got a guy like you into pokemon training in the first place? What are your long-term goals?
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No. 1990 ID: 034a30

>>1981
So...wait...not-childhood-friend wine butler lied to us? Why would he do th-FFFFFFFFFF
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No. 1991 ID: 9ded94

Dear Reaver: I know you're a bit tired with Mudy Quest, but couldn't you at least bug yourself in doing a single piece of drawing a day or something?
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No. 1992 ID: bffa2a

ID: 9ded94

Please stop.
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No. 1993 ID: 6164e0

Goshen, how old are you?

Aphek, how are you finding Goshen as a master/fellow adventurer/whatever?
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No. 2002 ID: dab28e

>>1990
He said he's not a rapist... not that he hasn't done horrible things to girls.
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No. 2003 ID: 43d730

>>2002
Probably involved literary criticism of Twilight.
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No. 2004 ID: 43d730

>>2003
And loud belching.
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No. 2005 ID: 039547
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2005

>>1959
i'm not tiny... everyone else is just... huge...
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No. 2006 ID: 6164e0

>>2005
SO ADORABLE HNNNNNNNNNNGH
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No. 2007 ID: 43d730

>>2005
Does it ever get irritating when people pick you up and carry you around?
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No. 2008 ID: 6faa8c

>>2005
Does all that hair ever get in the way? I mean, that must be hell to manage especially after a shower.
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No. 2009 ID: 6faa8c
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2009

>>2006
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No. 2010 ID: 6164e0

>>2009
Pretty much that, yes.

Hrm. I wonder, should I bother trying Katawa Shoujo? I helped come up with ideas for it when I was drunk a long while ago, so I feel kinda obligated to.


And Lisa, do you have a favorite Spore? they all seem very expressive.
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No. 2013 ID: 6faa8c

>>2010
It's alright, but the main character having such an excitable heart brings up implications I'd rather not go into *cougheveryendisdeadendcough*
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No. 2014 ID: 6164e0

>>2013
Yeah, I heard that.

I only really contributed to fleshing out Kenji and Misha (I am reasonably sure my drunken belligerence cemented some of their quirkier traits)
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No. 2021 ID: 2cbe3e
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2021

>>1988

Why did I become a Pokemon Trainer? What are my goals? Those are both answered the same way. Red and Blue! (and Green too I guess)

So when I was a kid I was the biggest kid! It was awesome! Those kids Red and Blue were always talking about being Pokemon Trainers though, and so I made fun of them a lot and beat them up. Normal stuff, you know. Then, wouldn't you know it, once they become, like, Pokemon Champions and all, they have the nerve to send ME a letter about how I'M a fizzle!

Well that night I went naked (and drunk) to the ocean's edge, and amidst the crashing waves I swore vengeance! Nobody who I made fun of years ago is gonna call ME a fizzle! Fuck no! When I get my hands on those little bastards I'll... ohhh.... you just wait...
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No. 2027 ID: 6164e0

>>2021
That is the perfect attitude to have for this journey. Take no shit, and be ready to curbstomp those two in due time!
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No. 2042 ID: c80cec

Calavera: How long have you been around? What made you decide to become a lich, and what did you do prior to that? (Being an undead wizard, that is)
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No. 2050 ID: ab91ae

Ruby: Is Tom any good in bed?

Fiddy: Is Liza any good in bed?

Janine: Is Patricia any good in bed?

Kara: Is George any good in bed?

Tav: Is Demesi any good in bed?

Jen: Is Melanie any good in bed?

Simon: Is Slater any good in bed?

Driblis: Is Jibblet any good in bed?

And now I repeat all the above questions, but replace "in bed" with "at checkers."
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No. 2051 ID: cd08c0
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2051

>>2050
> Kara: Is George any good at checkers?
Actually, the little shit keeps beating me.
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No. 2052 ID: 7eda8b
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2052

>Where's your mane? I mean did you burn it off by accident?
I keep it short. I like it better this way. Cooler.

>Because really you could be mistaken for a Dustback if your fur got dirty enough...
I'm over seven feet tall. You'd have to be an idiot to make a mistake like that.

>Goshen, how old are you?
Twenty two.
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No. 2054 ID: 4a39eb

>>2052
What do you mean by "short hair is cool"? A long flowing mane was good enough for The General, why not for you?
Rebelling against authority I presume.
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No. 2055 ID: bffa2a

>>2054

Damn right. Young whippersnappers wearing their mane all short. Punks, hippies. It's these modern times and acceptance of freaks. How did they even let you in the army like that?
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No. 2056 ID: 1ddce6
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2056

>>2052
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No. 2057 ID: 4a39eb

>>2056
That's a proper Sergal mane, not this newfangled short fashion.
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No. 2058 ID: 91843d
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2058

>>2056
You're gonna spend 20 dollars a month on hair products anyway, you're throwing your money away!
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No. 2059 ID: 4a39eb

>>2058
Dare I ask about the ingredients?
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No. 2060 ID: 7eda8b
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2060

>>2054
>What do you mean by "short hair is cool"?
What? I mean it's hot out.

>A long flowing mane was good enough for The General, why not for you?
Tatola's too wrapped up in her legacy. Today, we ask 'what would Rain want?' instead of 'what is the right decision?' I think Sergals worry she'll come back from the dead and eat them if they don't.
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No. 2061 ID: 1ddce6
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2061

>>2058
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No. 2062 ID: 8e18cd

>>2061

Never change, SDF. Never change.
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No. 2063 ID: 7eda8b
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2063

>>2056
>more like PUNY hair
My mane can grow back if I let it, but your ears will always be tiny.
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No. 2064 ID: c6e844

>>2060
Better don't let anyone hear that back home, that's almost worse than getting all buddy-buddy with a dustback.
And all things considered, she actually might come back and eat some people. She got rather weird before she disappeared.
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No. 2065 ID: 492750

>>2063
OHohohoho! It's ON! It's SOOOOO ON now!
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No. 2066 ID: c6e844

>>2063
Telling a woman her "assets" are to small is always a bad idea.
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No. 2068 ID: bffa2a

>>2063

Yes, very long ears. Mayby a little too long. Are you sure your blood is pure? Mayby your mother likes dustbacks a little too much.
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No. 2069 ID: 1ddce6
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2069

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No. 2070 ID: a3b36a

>>2056
>>2063

You two keep that up and people will start getting slashfic ideas.
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No. 2071 ID: c6e844

>>2070
More like slasherfic with those two.
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No. 2072 ID: a3b36a

>>2071

I'd imagine some sergal courtships would be something like the two of them trying to rape and/or eat each other in the depths of a blood frenzy, surrounded by slain enemies or prey.
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No. 2073 ID: 1ddce6
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2073

>>2070
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No. 2074 ID: 8e18cd

>>2073

Oh you...
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No. 2075 ID: 8ce2bf

He's a grower not a shower.
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No. 2076 ID: f98e0b

>>2070
It's not Slash. John is female.

Frankly I have no idea why those two haven't fucked yet.
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No. 2077 ID: c6e844

>>2073
That's pretty harsh.
You can't talk like this to delicate males like Goshen.
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No. 2078 ID: 7eda8b
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2078

>>2073
Oh. Sorry. I should've known you were sensitive about it.
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No. 2079 ID: 7eda8b
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2079

>>2073
Here. I made you this hat.
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No. 2080 ID: bffa2a

Oh, this is going to be a bloodbath.
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No. 2081 ID: b94893

>>2072
Actually the female proposes to the male through a ritual that involves some sort of dance.

>_>
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No. 2082 ID: f98e0b

>>2081
Needs rewriting to what
>>2072
said
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No. 2083 ID: 6164e0

>>2079
HAH
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No. 2085 ID: 1ddce6
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2085

>>2078
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No. 2086 ID: f21281

@Mudy: Was Raital always as creepy as she is now before you went all "FUCK YOU" to your mother? Like, the whole "drink my blood you faget" sort of craziness.

@Deme: Tiny little swordlegs. Really, how long does it take Nedynvor(sp?) offspring to walk on those tiny little toothpick-esque legs?

@Goshen: Favorite type of sentient to rape/murder/devour?

@Shadran: Please brutalize the God who named your race. I cannot help but think of Neelix from Voyager every time I see your species' name. Oh god, furry weasel/cat-person Neelix, OH GOD WHY.

@Vresch: So are you and your kin Demons or Daemons? I'd say Daemons as you're not the "rar, kill all humans and eat their souls" sort that generic demons are.
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No. 2087 ID: b94893

>>2085
D'aww, I think you hurt her feelings, Goshen.

Maybe you should give her a bouquet of cutebold heads as an apology.
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No. 2089 ID: 1980dc
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2089

>>1912
>>Ria: Isn't Spikesby the most adorable little yellow killer you've ever seen?

The killer part about him is pretty scary, but he did save my life. I think he has a kind heart, even though he's a monster.
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No. 2091 ID: 2edfa8
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2091

>>2010
>>1959
"..."
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No. 2092 ID: ff723f

>>2091

Um... so when did you go down to only one functioning eye?
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No. 2093 ID: 6164e0

>>2091
...what organs are in that box besides the eye?
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No. 2094 ID: 67c611

>>2091
ogod
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No. 2096 ID: b18514

>>2091
Notice how the spores are writing her answer for her.

This furthers my theory that the spores are evil and should have been killed as soon as possible.
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No. 2100 ID: efa41b

>>2093
Her tongue must be, at least.
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No. 2104 ID: 6faa8c

Hey, Metallica!

What's the best fight you've ever had?
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No. 2112 ID: e55c57

>>1968
Pardon my asking, but I thought Mia & Co specialized in legal defense?
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No. 2116 ID: f98e0b

GOSHEN
WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE
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No. 2138 ID: 9e9b47

>>2116

See >>1780>>1875 for your meme already in progress.
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No. 2139 ID: 6164e0
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2139

>>2104

'ZEHAHAHA, ah, a good question. Probably the first time I ran into Red Comet. The bugger cracked open my shell and tore into my wings before I knew he was there. HAH, if I didn't have a Valiance that lets me regenerate, he probably would have killed me then and there. But still, a thrilling fight, and one I barely turned into a standstill. I look forward to returning the favor in future encounters, ZEHAHAHA!!'
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No. 2143 ID: d94138

WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE MEME, what is best in life?
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No. 2147 ID: 726445

Melanie: Who's the cute bespectacled catgirl that was in the map room with you and Mika?
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No. 2161 ID: 6faa8c

Motorhead: What exactly is your duty in the Collective? Are you some sort of clerk? An accountant? A liaison?
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No. 2168 ID: f98e0b

>>2143
What is best in What is best in life?
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No. 2171 ID: 6164e0
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2171

>>2161

'Hrm, yes, well.

I happen to serve as envoy and liaison between the founders of The Collective and any members/potential members. I was chosen to fill this role partly because of my ability to construct very complex pheromone dialogue, and partly because my Valiance allows me to extricate myself from precarious situations rather efficiently, leaving any trouble to whomever is currently being paid to act as my guard on missions outside The Collective. I get payed rather handsomely for my services considering that I don't have to fight, if I do say so myself, and the post I occupy is not without a certain measure of prestige that I admit to enjoying.

And to those wondering who the founders of The Collective are, well... I am afraid I must be going, duty calls.'

(Motörhead vanishes in a blur of movement.)
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No. 2172 ID: ab91ae

>>2168
Definitely the lamentations of their women. Making them lament is fun~
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No. 2183 ID: f4963f

Jeslyn: Could you describe your relations with your coworkers?
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No. 2193 ID: ed8d8a

>>2172
Whaaaat? It's totally the seeing them driven before you.
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No. 2219 ID: cd08c0
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2219

>>2183
> Jeslyn: Could you describe your relations with your coworkers?
Well, we're related by blood, brothers and sisters all, so we have as a workable relationship as you can expect. Still, some of us get along better than others. For my relations? Well~


Tyrael -
Tyrael's pretty cool. He's the oldest, and technically the real owner of the store, so we basically have to do whatever he says. He mostly stays out of the way, though, and let's me do my thing. Plus, he says I'm the best financial supervisor there is! Because Tyrael hired me, and Tyrael only hires the best, see? Heheh!

Tamana -
My sister is a JEALOUS WHORE. Always trying to tattle on me, and thinking she knows how to do my job better than I do. Of course, I'm pulling in way more money than she ever could. Who cares if I'm pocketing the difference?! She doesn't have to go telling Tyrael about it!
Fuck that bitch. I'm glad she only makes minimum wage.

Prevous -
Ugh. Fat, retarded bastard. I'm trying to run a business here and he keeps eating all my profits. It wouldn't be so bad if he could pay, but he never thinks before he starts shoveling things into his gaping face hole. He smells, too!
At least his sandwich special sells okay... I don't see why people don't like mine...

Naveen -
Naveen keeps asking if I've ever read something called 'Romanticar', and saying how he'd love to help me set up a webcam. Apparently I could make a lot of money that way.
He's never been able to meet my price demands, though. I only charge what it's worth to me~

Kal -
Kal's... okay. He's constantly asking for bail money, and we have to keep him hooked up with ammo and smokes. He's also a financial liability, since he's always threatening or getting pissed off at the customers. But he keeps the store safe, and he always pays me back before too long.
I don't ask where the money comes from~

Laloth -
Laloth's easy to get along with. I don't think any of us dislike him, although he's completely impossible to rely on. But he'll go along with anything, and he's good to watch the store, and there's nobody better to just hang out with in a nice, inexpensive way.
Also, he lets me borrow his stuff whenever I want~!
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No. 2223 ID: 7eda8b
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2223

>>2116
>GOSHEN
>WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE

Mmm...

I'd have to say... The feeling right after a fight. Not any fight, but a real close one, where I had a good chance of getting killed. The feeling right afterward, where I've won. Or even just survived. Where one wrong step could've made me spill my life out on the sand, but instead I'm alive. I'm alive and it feels so good. So fucking good just to be alive. The air smells sweet because my lungs still work. The soreness in my arms feels like I've just had a good workout. Food, drink, even my own blood in my mouth. It all tastes so good.

I'm sorry. Was that not what you were looking for?
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No. 2224 ID: f98e0b

>>2223
Nothing.
That's good.
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No. 2225 ID: 1afd58

>>2223
"Aphek" would have been a better answer, man.

Keep it short.
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No. 2226 ID: 8e18cd
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2226

Sorry I could reply so late. I have little time between teaching and research. At least the food here is good and the alcohol. Divine... Now let's get down to the interview, shall we?

>>1896

If you remember from the basic biology course, Durans have a very well developed respiratory system. In comparison to let's say... mammals. The infections that attack the respiratory tract are rare (and mostly severe) amongst us. While the skin infections are a plague and we try to shield ourselves from them by wearing these articles of clothing. They're tailored to be comfortable and pleasing to wear, so even if we would at one point managed to find a cure to the Flax disease, I doubt you would see Durans dressing differently.

I hope that explains a lot.
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No. 2227 ID: 8e18cd
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2227

>>1912
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No. 2230 ID: 2cbe3e
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2230

>>2223

AND THE BITCHES, AMIRITE?!
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No. 2231 ID: 7d87d9

>>2230
THE FAILURE! IT BURNS

SERGALS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
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No. 2233 ID: 8e18cd
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2233

>>2230

Purge the mutant.
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No. 2234 ID: b94893
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2234

>>2230
What the hell are those tumors hanging off her chest? That's disgusting. One of those mutants with too many fingers too... Eugh...

I believe the phrase is "Do not want."
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No. 2239 ID: 7eda8b
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2239

... well, there was also this girl I knew, who could do things with both tongues. Good gods.
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No. 2240 ID: 1afd58

>>2239
You know... Aphek has a tongue.
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No. 2242 ID: 1ddce6
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2242

>>2239
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No. 2243 ID: 8e18cd

>>2242

Are you wearing make-up, John?
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No. 2244 ID: b94893

>>2242
Awww. Did you put on all your makeup to try to impress Goshen?
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No. 2246 ID: 1ddce6
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2246

>>2243
>>2244
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No. 2247 ID: 43d730

>>2243
That's a dewlap.
No, the suspicious thing is the necklace there.
Where did you get those teeth?
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No. 2248 ID: b94893

>>2246
You appear to be wearing eyeliner and lipstick.

Did you get all gussied up trying to look nice for Goshen? That's really cute.
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No. 2249 ID: f6d3a0

>>2246
The lipstick and the eyeliner. What are, a teenager?
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No. 2250 ID: c26836

>>2246
There's no shame in it.
Goshen sure is a fine specimen, even with his short hair. And especial you can't blame him for hanging around with the wrong races or species.
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No. 2251 ID: 6164e0

>>2247
Pretty sure those are tongues.
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No. 2252 ID: 2cbe3e
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2252

Next on Inside the Sergal: Goshen's sergal response to the sergal.

SEEEEERGAL
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No. 2253 ID: 1ddce6
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2253

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No. 2254 ID: fb69cd
File 125243655287.png - (41.57KB , 500x500 , Weeee.png )
2254

>>2252
Doooooobie!
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No. 2255 ID: c26836

>>2253
It's true.
People on the net can't be eaten, so they are taking liberties.
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No. 2257 ID: b94893

>>2253
You look good with a little color, John!
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No. 2259 ID: 43d730

>>2253
No one's posted a link to TVTropes, cited wikipedia, or begun arguing over senseless minutiae yet.
Give it a minute.
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No. 2277 ID: 7d87d9

Wait Mister Doobie what's YOUR goal in life?
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No. 2279 ID: fb69cd
File 125244340153.png - (48.94KB , 500x500 , Welldressed.png )
2279

>>2277
Bitches and whores.
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No. 2280 ID: 43d730

>>2279
I am simultaneously horrified and nauseated at the idea of doobie hookers.
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No. 2294 ID: f98e0b

>>2280
try aroused
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No. 2295 ID: 43d730

>>2294
Not feeling it, sorry.
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No. 2300 ID: f4963f

Coralina: If you could date one other character from any quest other than your own, whom would you date, and why?

Aphek: How do you feel about Goshen? Perhaps compare and contrast with your previous owners.
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No. 2301 ID: 43d730

To all: What would you wear to the beach?
What would you eat?
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No. 2302 ID: ab91ae
File 125246641278.png - (110.74KB , 600x400 , PreviewOfCora'sNewHair.png )
2302

>Coralina: If you could date one other character from any quest other than your own, whom would you date, and why?
Muschio~ <3

He's such a hero, and so gentlemanly to boot!
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No. 2303 ID: f4963f
File 125246645974.jpg - (82.73KB , 393x413 , Tyrael_Reaction.jpg )
2303

>>1948
>Tyrael: Why are you awesome?
If you have to ask, you'll never know~
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No. 2304 ID: 6faa8c

>>2302
I never figured you the bad-boy sort, Cora.
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No. 2313 ID: 954933

>>2302
I have to admit I was kind of uncertain about your upcoming new outfit, Coralina, but I am really digging that hat.
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No. 2315 ID: 7dc312

>>2313
What? Did it continue? I don't see the thread.
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No. 2317 ID: ab91ae

>>2315
see >>2302
>PreviewOfCora'sNewHair.png
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No. 2339 ID: 7d87d9

@Little One

Are you okay now?
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No. 2340 ID: b94893
File 125254065274.gif - (5.68KB , 80x80 , Did somebody say.gif )
2340

>>2339
While I'd love to do one of these, this one would be a mild spoiler.

So uh, pass.
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No. 2349 ID: ab91ae
File 125254700156.png - (13.52KB , 600x400 , peanut.png )
2349

Little One's Dad: Why you so cool? Peacocks are not supposed to be cool.

Squirrel: You did good. You did reeeeal good. Here have a peanut.

Nic: What do you think of Joel? Is it a good thing that she has a boy's name?

Kara: So how are things with you and George?
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No. 2353 ID: 7d87d9

>>2340
Can we see under your helmet then?
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No. 2358 ID: b94893
File 125254998151.jpg - (27.40KB , 548x515 , inside1.jpg )
2358

>>2349
Well I'm sorry if my avian appearance and nonchalant nature...
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No. 2359 ID: b94893
File 125255001535.jpg - (25.55KB , 548x515 , inside2.jpg )
2359

...Ruffles your feathers.
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No. 2360 ID: b94893
File 125255005548.jpg - (26.45KB , 548x515 , inside3.jpg )
2360

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No. 2361 ID: 34d3ad
File 125255012885.gif - (5.27KB , 701x683 , Tom Do Not Open.gif )
2361

>>2358
>>2359
>>2360
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No. 2362 ID: 35cea2
File 125255031764.png - (4.10KB , 184x184 , Slater.png )
2362

>>1912

You can never be dapper enough. There is always room for more dapper!
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No. 2363 ID: 35cea2
File 125255046177.png - (2.76KB , 184x184 , Simon.png )
2363

>>1896

Well, saving the planet would be really be the best option. Having the world be destroyed would be acceptable though, it will prove that I am right!
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No. 2365 ID: f4963f
File 125255232062.jpg - (101.18KB , 576x576 , SquirrelHappy.jpg )
2365

>Squirrel: You did good. You did reeeeal good. Here have a peanut.
ooh! i get a peanut?! i get a peanut reallyreallyreally? :D :D

eeeeeeeee!

>What would you wear to the beach?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

:D
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No. 2410 ID: 2cbe3e
File 125261933213.jpg - (41.04KB , 800x450 , wowthisisdumb.jpg )
2410

>>2361
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No. 2423 ID: 6faa8c

Santana, what do you do on your off hours? Do you even have any?
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No. 2429 ID: 2dd482

Muschie, You seemed a little perturbed in the after-glow between you and Ash. Why is that?
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No. 2431 ID: cd08c0
File 125263603027.gif - (24.39KB , 525x381 , GoddammitGeorge.gif )
2431

>>2349
> Kara: So how are things with you and George?
We have a ways to go.
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No. 2432 ID: 6164e0

>>2431
HNNNNNNNGH
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No. 2433 ID: 43d730

>>2431
Hey >>2432, is there a sound effect for diabetic shocUURRRGH
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No. 2438 ID: ab91ae
File 125264554190.jpg - (18.64KB , 374x364 , i love you.jpg )
2438

>>2431
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No. 2447 ID: a3b36a

Smoking rabbitguard: Are you actually a rabbit, or are you a kobold variation? Also, do you grow your own stuff to smoke?
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No. 2448 ID: fb5d8e
File 125267409529.png - (20.39KB , 365x418 , raital-q3.png )
2448

>Your relationship involves plenty of sex. However, it's a common knowledge that sex makes babies. Do you perhaps use some form of protection?
I do not intend to prevent myself from getting pregnant with Latral's child.

>Why are the cute ones always so deadly?
Strength being relative to appearance is a sign of weakness.

>Can I hug you? You look like you give good hugs.
No.

>hey Raital tell me what you think of these names:
>soulmurder, killspirit, uberdeath, reaper rave, bloodboy, gristlechick, carnagey hall, crim-son, thanatos and the bonebreakers, mister murder and/or sister slaughter.
They are all terrible.
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No. 2449 ID: 1afd58

>>2448
Good, raital, I think you'd look adorable with a litter of boldlings.
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No. 2450 ID: 34d3ad

>>2448
>I do not intend to prevent myself from getting pregnant with Latral's child.

I get the feeling that your parenting would be less than ideal.
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No. 2451 ID: 1ddce6
File 12526775844.png - (150.60KB , 1250x1250 , whyarecutiesdeadly.png )
2451

>>2448
>>Why are the cute ones always so deadly?
>>Strength blah relativity blah
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No. 2452 ID: 7d87d9

>>2451
There's only ONE cute thing in that picture and its not the Human...
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No. 2453 ID: 1afd58

>>2452
Because there isn't a human in that image?
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No. 2454 ID: 8d9691

>>2451
Yes yes, I wouldn't dare to disagree with a murderous sweetheart like you.
Not with those teeth and claws.
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No. 2455 ID: 2cbe3e
File 125268157843.jpg - (26.97KB , 800x450 , ExplodingHighFive!.jpg )
2455

>>2451

Hell yeah we're better! Give me a paw, my sergal brethren!
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No. 2456 ID: b8c019

>>2451
John: One thing I always wanted to know. Why aren't you ever wearing awesome armor like the other Sergals?
I'd figure it would suit you well.
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No. 2457 ID: 1ddce6
File 125268604913.png - (92.78KB , 1250x1250 , whodoyouthinkyouare.png )
2457

>>2455
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No. 2458 ID: 6164e0

>>2457
I RECOGNIZE THAT OVERDONE MANNER OF LOOKING DOWN ON SOMEONE.

BOA HANCOCK.

YOU LIKE ONE PIECE DON'T YOU JOHN
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No. 2459 ID: 2cbe3e
File 125268695985.jpg - (27.94KB , 800x450 , baseball!.jpg )
2459

>>2457

Well I'm Larry the Sergal of course!

I was just checking if you wanted to play baseball! That's the Sergal official sport, right?
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No. 2460 ID: 307395

>>2457
Just ignore....
What did I want to say? I think my thoughts trailed of.
Oh yeah, serious try one of those old fashioned plate things. It would flatter your thighs even more.
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No. 2461 ID: f4963f

>>2457
Oh SDF. Don't ever change. <3
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No. 2462 ID: 1afd58

>>2457
John, open your legs more when doing that pose.

GEEZ.
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No. 2463 ID: 8e18cd

>>2462

No. Right now she looks like a domina. Sans the obligatory hat and high heels.
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No. 2464 ID: 1ddce6
File 125269623864.png - (192.46KB , 1250x1250 , openinglegs.png )
2464

>>2462
>>John, open your legs
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No. 2465 ID: 7d87d9

That was a Crit!
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No. 2467 ID: 307395

>>2464
Now you show up Joan...
Go get em John. But you know what they say, "Waste not, want not".
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No. 2468 ID: 8b14a1

Joan: How have things been since you stopped listening to us retards?

Raital: When are you going to update Mudy Quest?
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No. 2469 ID: 43d730

>>2464
So did you run into the rest of the team then?
We saw engy and spah, and apparently Spoipah didn't get away either...
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No. 2470 ID: 1ddce6
File 125269774387.png - (75.06KB , 1250x1250 , joanswer.png )
2470

>>2468
>>How have things been since you stopped listening to us retards?
John says you don't deserve to know.
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No. 2472 ID: 307395

>>2470
So John can talk now?
She used to talk with pictures and violence.
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No. 2477 ID: b94893
File 125269981190.jpg - (86.54KB , 1353x754 , lendyouahand.jpg )
2477

>>2455
>Give me a paw, my sergal brethren!

Sure thing.

Hold still.
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No. 2478 ID: 1ddce6
File 125270003432.png - (122.15KB , 1250x1250 , thepeopleontheinternet.png )
2478

>>2472
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No. 2479 ID: 64f8ae

Joan should handle her massive bosoms for us.
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No. 2481 ID: b94893

>>2478
I just fell out of my chair laughing.

I love you two.
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No. 2482 ID: 307395

>>2478
But we had lots of fun together.
Don't you two remember when we told Joan to throw bologna on John?
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No. 2489 ID: 1afd58

>>2478
Don't you remember when we got Naga to <3 you?
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No. 2491 ID: 1afd58

>>2478
Joan: How do you avoid getting fur in your teeth?
>>
No. 2492 ID: 43d730

>>2491
Also, for both of you:
Hairballs.
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No. 2494 ID: 4f4764

Joan: Where did you get that awesome t-shirt?
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No. 2513 ID: 8b14a1
File 125273542695.png - (168.43KB , 600x400 , Balrog.png )
2513

>So are you and your kin Demons or Daemons? I'd say Daemons as you're not the "rar, kill all humans and eat their souls" sort that generic demons are.

We're demons, in the classical sense. There are not as many of us as you would think, and we get most of our bad reputation because Balrog is a monster. He's the Fire demon, and he's your typical "Kill everything with fire" type. He's also the most frequently summoned of us, simply because you can just point him in a direction and say go. You don't need a mindlink for what you usually want him to do for you. Its just a matter of catching him again afterwards, and summoners are usually a pretty smart lot.

The others aren't much better. Mepheis is a bitch, Toldon is an outright liar, Gibbin is a gibbering moron. If we weren't all immortal I would probably not have made it to the now.
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No. 2542 ID: 34d3ad

Joan: Wherever did you get that awesome shirt?
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No. 2565 ID: 82920c

>>2513
Out of curiosity, what elements do Mepheis, Toldon, and Gibbin represent? And what demon did Cornelia send out against you before when she was still on that whole 'Vresch must be stopped' nonsense?
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No. 2645 ID: 8b14a1
File 125289197078.png - (110.26KB , 600x400 , Demons.png )
2645

>Out of curiosity, what elements do Mepheis, Toldon, and Gibbin represent? And what demon did Cornelia send out against you before when she was still on that whole 'Vresch must be stopped' nonsense?
Mepheis is Ice, Toldon is Sky, and Gibbin is Slaughter. And I don't know anyone named Cornelia, but if you mean Cora, then she sent Balrog. I took my sweet time taking him apart. He'll be recovering for a couple dozen years, at least.

[Cora does know how to summon each of these demons, and two others: Krysis, demon of Earth, and Nroj, demon of Disease.]
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No. 2659 ID: 476456

Ikar, you're 4, who explained the birds and the bees to your >8I
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No. 2661 ID: b94893
File 125291590818.png - (55.67KB , 432x415 , IkarAnswers.png )
2661

>>312459
"Uh... I think Mom? The birds chirp and have feathers and the bees live in beehives and make buzzing noises when they fly... Hatch is bigger than any bird I've caught before though... and she can talk, so that's weird... I wonder if she'll grant wishes if I let her go or something..."
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No. 2662 ID: 1ddce6
File 125292167687.png - (229.06KB , 1250x1250 , wishinstructions.png )
2662

>>312461
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No. 2664 ID: d216b5

>>312462
>>312461
See John, that kinda stuff is the reason we still need you around.
You also seem to be very good with raising little Sergals. Ever though about abducting a cute guy and starting your own family?
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No. 2669 ID: 1afd58

>>312462
John don't you want the shota sergal?

DON'T YOU
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No. 2670 ID: b94893
File 125294045224.png - (83.02KB , 521x406 , notabadidea.png )
2670

>>312461
Really!? Wow! I should try that after we eat her back at the camp!
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No. 2671 ID: 1ddce6
File 125294329228.png - (210.24KB , 1250x1250 , nothanks.png )
2671

>>312469
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No. 2672 ID: 43d730

>>312471
If we hit the fanfic generator with a wrench enough times, we might be able to add incest sauce...
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No. 2673 ID: e3c7ed

>>312471
Was it cutebold? I remember you liked those things.
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No. 2674 ID: b94893
File 125294691120.jpg - (69.68KB , 500x588 , north.jpg )
2674

>>312471
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No. 2675 ID: 43d730

>>312474
HNNNNGH
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No. 2676 ID: e3c7ed

>>312471
>>312474
John isn't one of those Sergals.
Tell em John.
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No. 2677 ID: 1ddce6
File 125295068756.png - (108.84KB , 1250x1250 , wtfayta.png )
2677

>>312476
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No. 2678 ID: 64f8ae

goddamn her face is so fluffy I wanna grab it.
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No. 2679 ID: e51fa7

>>312477
He's implying you're a fagget.
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No. 2680 ID: e3c7ed

>>312477
I'm implying that little Sergals are very cute.
Hope you can agree on that one point.
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No. 2681 ID: b94893
File 125295383383.jpg - (60.63KB , 500x700 , 1248336799_kiki-uma_sergalbaby.jpg )
2681

>>312477
I think he meant you prefer southern delicacies.
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No. 2682 ID: 2cbe3e

Heshka, how did you lose your jaw?
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No. 2684 ID: 64f8ae
File 125295447620.jpg - (720.84KB , 1600x1200 , ironsergal.jpg )
2684

>>312482
Little accident with some flammable substances gave me my pretty face.
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No. 2686 ID: 43d730

This thread is apparently now about sergals.
Resistance will be met with rape.
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No. 2687 ID: b94893

>>312486
Not at all, just the people seem to have more questions for sergals and the drawfags behind the sergals seem to update faster.

If you want others in here, ask them questions.
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No. 2688 ID: f4963f

>>312486
I fail to see how this is a bad thing. <3

But you're right! This thread is way too sergalized. I shall now attempt to desergalize the thread.

Hey Coralina! What would you look like as a sergal? <3
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No. 2689 ID: e3c7ed

>>312487
Exactly, everyone wins if the other drawfags produce awesome stuff to "compensate" for the amount of Sergal content.
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No. 2690 ID: 43d730

>>312489
>>312488
I repropose the idea of a /quest/ beach party.
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No. 2691 ID: 2cbe3e

Binky, what is your favorite food?
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No. 2693 ID: b94893
File 125296096860.png - (56.52KB , 521x406 , LiamWithGrog.png )
2693

>>312489
It's not that you need to "compensate" for all the sergal art, it's that there needs to be more questions for the other folks.

If you don't want to see more sergal art, then stop asking the sergals questions. Maybe ask Tav if his ass glows like his shoulders do, or if Plessy has other friends like Zubat?
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No. 2694 ID: 2cbe3e
File 125296160435.png - (5.62KB , 328x318 , thumbsupbrah.png )
2694

>>312493

...Even who has the bigger cock: Steve or Liam?

...Totally hypothetical question.
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No. 2695 ID: f4963f

>>312494
Well, obviously Liam is the bigger cock, silly. <3

But as for manhoods, I propose a direct, man-on-man confrontation. That's the only way you'll be able to size each other up. You might have to spend all evening making very precise comparisons.

It is the only way.
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No. 2697 ID: 8b14a1
File 125296200476.png - (17.27KB , 285x193 , Coralina wat.png )
2697

>Hey Coralina! What would you look like as a sergal? <3
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No. 2698 ID: 2cbe3e
File 125296205498.png - (5.46KB , 328x318 , iseewhatyoudidthere.png )
2698

>>312495

>Well, obviously Liam is the bigger cock, silly. <3

...Clever girl.
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No. 2699 ID: f4963f

Hey Steve!

Aside from Spike (who is obviously awesome), which mon is your (second) favourite?
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No. 2700 ID: 7d87d9

>>312493
Okay So to the Birdguy in yellow.. Whats the best thing you guys have found in the ruins?
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No. 2701 ID: 1ddce6
File 125296285888.png - (124.50KB , 1250x1250 , sweetmemories.png )
2701

>>312493
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No. 2702 ID: 43d730

Muschio, how exactly did you make the Orb?

Charles I & II, what is your favorite card game?

Assault and Battery, tell us of you origin incident.

Nic: What is your least favorite case to date?
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No. 2703 ID: e3c7ed

>>312501
Ok, I'll just say it. You've become really good with your new tablet.
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No. 2705 ID: b94893
File 125296692651.png - (67.15KB , 521x406 , sweetness.png )
2705

>>312500
Personally? I'm quite fond of Sweetness here.

>>312501
As fortune would have it, I exist in an entirely different dimension than you, and thus cannot be victim to your gluttonous desires.
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No. 2706 ID: 6164e0

>>312505
>sweetness
>short barrel revolver
COLBERT!
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No. 2707 ID: bffa2a

>>312505

Q, Do you deliver living things to other dimensions? I think John would like to be a delivery, ASAP.
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No. 2708 ID: 42b14f
File 125296835348.gif - (101.99KB , 800x600 , BinkyAnswer.gif )
2708

>>312491
Gurble gurble
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No. 2711 ID: f4963f
File 125296945159.jpg - (138.26KB , 900x710 , Nicolas_Wright.jpg )
2711

>>312502
>Nic: What's your least favorite case to date?
Hrm. Offhand, I'd have to say it was the time I went up against that nutjob with the crazy hair. He was breaking court procedure left and right, badgering witnesses, pulling evidence out of his ass, and the judge didn't call him on it ONCE.

And does he really need to point like that?
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No. 2712 ID: 7d87d9

>>312505
So hows the wife? You expecting another egg soon?
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No. 2714 ID: b94893
File 12529717941.png - (58.54KB , 521x406 , sadliam.png )
2714

>>312512
...
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No. 2715 ID: 64f8ae

Noko we haven't seen your boobs yet and they are the best of all. Could you remedy this please?
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No. 2716 ID: f2de2f
File 12529742727.png - (18.13KB , 800x600 , Noko.png )
2716

>Noko we haven't seen your boobs yet and they are the best of all. Could you remedy this please?

I suppose... I mean, since Amxu and Atu are hogging the boys, I'm feeling a little... neglected. You can just see how hard my nipples are...
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No. 2717 ID: 7d87d9

>>312516
That's now speedycat
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No. 2722 ID: f2de2f
File 125297559428.png - (11.19KB , 800x600 , nya.png )
2722

Dang, missed!

HEY OZZYKINS, HEADS UP!
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No. 2723 ID: 1e1932

>>312516

Awww, don't worry Noko, I'm sure the other ladies will be more than willing to share. <3
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No. 2733 ID: bd2eec
File 12529801485.png - (147.79KB , 621x654 , negatory.png )
2733

>>312507
To a Sergal? Fuck that.
Last one I dealed with was rude, crude and tried to take off my head.
Plus he broke Miss Raine's tea set. That shit ain't cool.

But yeah, I do deliver living things sometimes. Be it escorting someone as a bodyguard or taking a non-intelligent animal to their owner.
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No. 2739 ID: efa41b

>>312502
>Muschio, how exactly did you make the Orb?
I know at one point Weaver was planning to reveal that withing the context of the quest. Don't know if that's still the case, but I would imagine so.
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No. 2756 ID: 43d730

All gobbos in Gobboquest.
Could we get an estimation of gestation times, litter sizes, maturation rates, etc. or will we have to learn that from experience?
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No. 2757 ID: 43d730
File 125298722558.png - (171.20KB , 583x445 , Awesome_Ultros.png )
2757

>>312533
>rude, crude and tried to take off my head.
So you've met John then.
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No. 2769 ID: f2de2f
File 125301354469.png - (8.13KB , 408x390 , Atublarkblark.png )
2769

>Could we get an estimation of gestation times, litter sizes, maturation rates, etc.

Certainly!

>gestation times

It takes as long as it takes for a baby to be ready to come out.

>Litter sizes

There will be one. Unless there's more, then there's not.

>Maturation rate

Just because you get older doesn't mean you have to be mature. Hehehehe...
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No. 2770 ID: 2dd482

>>312516
>since Amxu and Atu are hogging the boys,

>Amxu
>hogging the boys

Oh you have no idea.
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No. 2771 ID: 1afd58

>>312569
Atu you are so adorably useless.

You know that it is why both the boys love you. Noko also loves you, you know <3

She likes to pretend like she doesn't like girls though, so if you make a move she'll say no. She might even scream and pretend like she doesn't' want the sex you are giving her. Don't let that stop you <3
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No. 2797 ID: f4963f

Zealot: Where did you learn to throw knives like that? You're a good shot.

I mean, you could have hurt Brother back there, in Pewter, yanno~?
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No. 2810 ID: 192956

>>312569
Atu if you where a god what would be your first action of godliness?
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No. 2829 ID: 056075

Amxu, is there any chance that your 'little something extra' will be inhereted by your children?
Would the odds of this happening change if you were the father?
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No. 2840 ID: 18212a
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2840

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No. 2841 ID: 43d730

>>312640
What happened to the following memes:
Longcat
Excuuuse me princess
Hooding
Shock images
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No. 2842 ID: 8b14a1
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2842

>>312641
Longcat was just a fad.
Excuuuse me princess is still used sparingly.
Hooding is still a regular occurrence on /f/.
Shock images haven't gone anywhere, they just rarely work twice, so people have grown wise to their devilish ways.
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No. 2843 ID: 18212a
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2843

>>312642
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No. 2844 ID: 8b14a1
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2844

>>312643
Gnome is an indirect player character.
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No. 2845 ID: 18212a
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2845

>>312644
Uhhuh.
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No. 2847 ID: 12bd87

>>312643
>>312645
Wow, this has already gotten old.
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No. 2857 ID: 18212a
File 125306961321.png - (13.74KB , 283x283 , outtasmokes.png )
2857

>>312647
Waddayanow. So it did.
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No. 2932 ID: 4553b2

Simon: How did you feel about Slater getting injured like that?

Emma Sari: What do you make of everything that's been going on?

Pete: What is your favorite thing in the world?

Eri: What do you like to do in your free time?

Lisa: What is love?

Plessy: Do you have any other friends like Zubat?

Tav: Does your ass glow like your shoulders do?
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No. 2943 ID: 42b14f
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2943

>>312732
>Tav: Does your ass glow like your shoulders do?
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No. 2945 ID: efa41b

>>312743
lol Tav leaves frames enabled.
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No. 2946 ID: ec491d

>>312745
The only proper way of browsing an imageboard, yes.
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No. 2947 ID: 4553b2

>>312743
I will take that as a no.

So Tav, how do you type with one arm? Or do you just lurk?
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No. 2949 ID: 42b14f
File 125321781214.jpg - (40.36KB , 800x600 , TypanWithTav.jpg )
2949

>>312747
>So Tav, how do you type with one arm?

Bye... typing with it...
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No. 2950 ID: 43d730

>>312749
Why doesn't Deme know what typing is, then?
>>1774
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No. 2951 ID: 8ce2bf

>>312749
Tav have you thought about Deme's tongue lately?
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No. 2952 ID: b94893

>>312750
Demesi's race doesn't have access to computers powered by shocker crabs on hamster wheels.
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No. 2953 ID: 197650
File 12532271544.png - (5.82KB , 200x200 , Pete.png )
2953

>>312732
tough call, I'd have to go with the fact you all think I'm really dead, the microwave oven, or my all time favorite; HACKIN' AND WACKIN' AND SMACKIN'
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No. 2962 ID: 42b14f
File 125324137788.jpg - (42.81KB , 800x600 , TypanWithTav2.jpg )
2962

>>312750
>Why doesn't Deme know what typing is, then?

Demesi is a Nedynvor, why would he know anything about Lohrke technomancy?

>>312751
>Tav have you thought about Deme's tongue lately?

Until just recently, I thought he was dead. But as you might guess I've been somewhat "up in arms" about my current predicament... so no... not really
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No. 2973 ID: e3f578

Speaking of kinkyness, how was your last sexual experience before all of this chaos started, Tav? Any lady friends?

Some happy questions bring happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts you pessimist. Your not going to live through that injury otherwise.
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No. 2979 ID: 42b14f
File 125324492992.jpg - (40.85KB , 800x600 , TypanWithTav3.jpg )
2979

>>312773
>how was your last sexual experience before all of this chaos started, Tav?

I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with this line of questioning...

>Any lady friends?

Not anymore...

>Your not going to live through that injury otherwise.

The wound's been cauterized, I don't really have to worry about it bleeding out or anything.
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No. 2980 ID: f4963f

Tav: How do you feel to hear that Deme's still alive~?

Also, are you right-handed? Er, I mean, were you, before the incident?
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No. 2982 ID: f21281

>>312779
>Lohrke Technomancy
>Technomancy

Oh that's it. Tav, we are getting you healed the fuck UP, and then we are getting you a fucking ROBOT ARM THAT SHOOTS THOSE LIGHTNING ROD THINGS.

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA RAPE KYAOS. IN FRONT OF HER SUBORDINATES. AND WE WILL MAKE HER LIKE IT.

Deme will videotape.
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No. 2983 ID: 9e9b47
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2983

>>312499

Probably stupid-looking thing. It's really fun to hug when you're too drunk to move much.
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No. 2987 ID: 476456

Liz, Gus is a real hot piece of darkness aint he?
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No. 2990 ID: 45afb1
File 125325446841.png - (12.31KB , 605x526 , Reply 1.png )
2990

>>312787
Liz: "Well as far as looks go, he's not much to look at. But he can move through me like... well you get where I'm going with that. Anyway, to answer your question, I would have to say yes, but that's more because most other darkness I've seen isn't actually sentient."

Pitchy: "Hey! Gus is the best darkness ever!"

Gus: "Yeah! I AM the best darkness ever!"

Liz: "You're the only darkness right now Gus."

Gus: "That's beside the point."
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No. 2991 ID: 476456

Aphek, rape is allegedly common in Sergal society, what are your thoughts on this. And have you been raped recently?
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No. 2993 ID: f4963f
File 125325711792.jpg - (10.46KB , 301x212 , dad-angry.jpg )
2993

Goshen! You listen to me fella! I want you to grow your hair out and wear a skirt like a REAL man! YOU HEAR ME?!
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No. 2996 ID: 7eda8b
File 125325963739.png - (31.62KB , 400x400 , Goshen_Answer7.png )
2996

>>312793
That wasn't really a question.
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No. 2997 ID: f78140

Liz: you were a "procurer of wares" before you met gus. what are some of your more daring heists?
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No. 3000 ID: 45afb1
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3000

>>312797
Well before I met Gus most of my jobs where very low end, most of which involved divorced couples wanting to get back something from the other without getting their fingerprints on it. But there was this one heist similar to the one I was performing when I met Gus in which I was trying to steal a rare gem on tour in our local museum, apparently the guy I was working for had been trying to get it for years to perform fossil research. You have no idea the security they built up around it, and that it could all be taken out by taking out a single fuse in the museum's basement. That was probably my biggest, most successful heist, though probably not the most difficult in my career.

There was also one involving a pet alligator that caused me more trouble then it was worth, sad news is, the gator died, the good news is, he totally deserved it.

Gus: Did you really get all these jobs? You seem really young for it.

I was the only thief in the neighborhood, so if someone wanted something without getting their stuby fingers on it, I was the only one to come to.

Pitchy: I like your stories Liz, there real cool!

Thanks Pitchy. <3
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No. 3002 ID: b94893
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3002

>>312796
The man has a point though. The mane is a sign of adulthood, you cutting yours off makes you look like a little punk, or maybe someone that wants to look younger than he is or trying to cling to childhood or something. It's especially strange when coupled by that long goattee of yours. Seriously, it makes you look like some kind of poorly disguised pedophile.
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No. 3007 ID: 1afd58

>>312802
>pedophile.

Wait... Aphek... How old ARE you?
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No. 3010 ID: 2cbe3e

Aphek, what exactly was your job back when you were a slave anyhow? I mean to say, what did your duties generally entail?
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No. 3011 ID: f4963f

Emma: Bigass Mushrooms, Long Slender Lever-Rods, and Wide Gaping Chasms... what do you think of all the sexual undertones in the dwarven fortress? Kinda creepy, eh?
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No. 3012 ID: 7eda8b
File 125330177740.png - (79.04KB , 400x400 , Goshen_Answers8.png )
3012

>>312802
You look like a puffin.
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No. 3017 ID: 8e18cd

Bondage Chameleon: Do you really enjoy your current predicament?
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No. 3018 ID: bffa2a

>>312817

More important question is what the hell were you doing to Binky and why?
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No. 3020 ID: 64f8ae

He was probably shocking his hemipenes with it.
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No. 3022 ID: 42b14f
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3022

>>312817
Mmph mmph mrph mrmph? Mmmm mmmmmmmmmmm~

>>312818
Mprmph mrph hrmph, hrph prmph mmph mrph~
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No. 3024 ID: f21281

>>312822
Would you bang Kyaos?
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No. 3027 ID: 64f8ae
File 125332672664.jpg - (80.26KB , 800x600 , emmatits.jpg )
3027

>>312811
I think it's you people that have that stuff on your minds all the tim- Hey, my eyes are up here!
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No. 3028 ID: e3f578

Emma, I'm sorry but how do you even know about sexual references? You only been alive for a few hours and only had surgical programing put inside your head (and languages).

You don't even have the sex organs required to have perversions be encoded into your instincts, and those breasts are aesthetic.
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No. 3030 ID: f4963f

Aggeia: Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look. Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?
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No. 3032 ID: 43d730

>>312827
Wait, you have eyes?
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No. 3033 ID: 64f8ae
File 12533327728.jpg - (55.24KB , 601x600 , emmastare.jpg )
3033

>>312828
I've got the equivalent of a doctorate in medicine and biology, of course I know how all that stuff works.
Just because I don't know how to work a gun doesn't mean I'm stupid.
>>312832
Why don't you look at the fuzzy one instead, she doesn't.
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No. 3034 ID: 1afd58

>>312833
>medical knowledge
Then fix your damn nose, you look like a freak :|
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No. 3035 ID: 43d730

>>312834
I might have a low save vs. breasts, but that was over the line.
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No. 3036 ID: 31036a

Amadoobus, how many years did you take mastering your talents before you ventured forth?
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No. 3037 ID: d6a592

hey Tav do you get phantom pains where your arm used to be?

I heard that happens sometimes but i've only heard it from old geezers and I need a fresh perspective.
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No. 3038 ID: f4963f

>>312836
Amadoobus, what is the most glorious concert you've ever performed?
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No. 3039 ID: 42b14f
File 125334064670.jpg - (52.58KB , 800x600 , AggieSez.jpg )
3039

>>312830
>Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look.

Well, thank you~

>Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?

Part of it has to do with what type of Lazuhrek you're dealing with. I'm a Jungle Lazuhrek. We tend to have large powerful leg muscles and sharp claws with strong grip for slinging ourselves through the trees, or simply running swiftly on the ground.

River Lazuhrek have a thick layer of fat to keep them warm when they're deep under water.

And Mountain Lazuhrek have biiiig upper torsos allowing them to climb and power through harsh terrain, however, their legs are relatively small compared to their upper bodies. As a result, they usually plod along on all fours most of the time.

But I suppose I have been referred to as "hippy" by the other Lazuhrek back home~
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No. 3040 ID: d6a592

Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.
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No. 3045 ID: f421d7

Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work. I'm both intrigued and horrified by it.
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No. 3046 ID: 42b14f
File 125337049353.jpg - (68.05KB , 800x600 , AggieSez2.jpg )
3046

>>312845
>Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work?

Well, of course there's a limit to how small a hole I can squeeze through. It's done with a combination of dislocating some bones, some bones just being collapsible, along with a lot of my organs. Smaller spaces are never fun and I can't really spend a whole lot of time there since I basically can't breathe when I do that. But the drains in the Engsami fort are wide enough that I shimmy through there well enough.

>>312840
>Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.

Oh GOD! Why did you make me think of that!? EEWWW!
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No. 3047 ID: 43d730

>>312846
With all of that fluff, do your people ever take jobs as pipe cleaners or chimney sweeps?
Or is it too difficult to tell when something is dirty?
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No. 3048 ID: 42b14f
File 125337978533.jpg - (60.73KB , 800x600 , AggieSez3.jpg )
3048

>>312847
F'wah!

Telling when something's dirty is usually easy enough by smell... but when you're covered in filth, it's hard to smell if something's clean, so we wouldn't really know when to stop.
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No. 3049 ID: 6faa8c

My goodness Aggeia is adorable. Like a big fluffy bunny.
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No. 3050 ID: 1afd58

>>312848
Mmmm, such a dirty girl <3
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No. 3059 ID: f244cf
File 125340979419.jpg - (202.55KB , 640x561 , Lisa_reply.jpg )
3059

"..."
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No. 3060 ID: cf44da

>>312859

Melanie...fluids?

...Ewww.
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No. 3062 ID: f4963f

Spikesby Biteface: What is your favourite dance? Show us your favourite dance~<3
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No. 3068 ID: e8d8be

Tav: See
>>312864
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No. 3073 ID: 43d730

Shadran: How many missions have you been out on?
Have any of them gone badly?
How was your childhood?
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No. 3078 ID: 7eda8b
File 125347959380.png - (118.19KB , 425x425 , shadran_answer2.png )
3078

>>312873
>How many missions have you been out on?
Lots.
>Have any of them gone badly?
Yes.
>How was your childhood?
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No. 3080 ID: 54af1f

Shadran: what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?
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No. 3082 ID: bffa2a

>>312880

Shadran: How much for assassinating this one?
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No. 3083 ID: 7eda8b
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3083

>>312880
>what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?
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No. 3085 ID: f21281

>>312883
...kill maim burn purge?
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No. 3088 ID: 43d730

>>312883
I hid my jugular, if that's what you're looking for.
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No. 3094 ID: 15f6d6
File 125348631836.gif - (253.16KB , 176x220 , Dance.gif )
3094

>>312862

>>"Wak wak wak wak. Wak wak, wak wak wak wak wak.
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No. 3097 ID: bffa2a

>>312894

Damn Spikesby! You've got moves.
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No. 3099 ID: f4963f

>>312894
<3!

brb, marrying Spikesby <3 <3
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No. 3108 ID: b94893
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3108

>>312812
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No. 3117 ID: 6faa8c

>>312883
That thing you do with your eyes, did you have to learn, or does it come naturally?
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No. 3269 ID: f4963f

Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.' DO EET!

My questions are sounding remarkably like commands these days.
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No. 3308 ID: 950eaa

Goshen:

Have you ever killed any Talyxians? Elves?
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No. 3316 ID: 2dd482

Aphek: was Yisi good?
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No. 3318 ID: 4553b2

Nic: How do you feel about Joel?

Joel: How do you feel about Nic?

Rastin: How do you feel about never showing up in NicQuest?
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No. 3319 ID: cd08c0
File 125403202996.png - (22.60KB , 200x200 , jeslynsareforever.png )
3319

>>313069
> Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.'
Why certainly! That'll be twenty dollars for the song, payable upfront to my account.
You'll also need to send me a diamond, for authentic prop purposes. And no fake ones, either! I can tell~
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No. 3320 ID: 6faa8c

Jenquest AI: Sing the ending theme to Portal.
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No. 3321 ID: f4963f
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3321

>>313118
>Joel: How do you feel about Nic?
W-What can I say? He's... a dork. A really nice and h-helpful dork, I guess. Though it's kind of... s-strange that he knew where and how to get false IDs at the drop of a hat. A bit suspicious, yanno? ... anyway, I'll probably stick with him to Colorado. ... god, I'm going to need a place to live soon. Don't think I can go back now...
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No. 3350 ID: 476456
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3350

Prevous, here's a sandwich, give jeslyn a wedgie.
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No. 3353 ID: cd08c0
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3353

>>313150
> Prevous, here's a sandwich, give Jeslyn a wedgie.
I CAN'T REACH IT
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No. 3359 ID: e16a45

>>313121
Joel, why don't your try putting on some makeup? Don't you want to feel pretty? You're not an MIB anymore, so you don't have to look so severe.
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No. 3362 ID: 0e75fd
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3362

>>313120
This was a trium-

...

BAWW
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No. 3363 ID: 1afd58

>>313162
D:

WE LOVE YOU BSOD
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No. 3395 ID: 277f42

>>313162
Don't cry! I'm here!
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No. 3468 ID: 1689ab

>>313162
Sorry. Bit of a much up in the labs. The invisibility formula works great though. Keep singing!
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No. 3529 ID: 476456

Aphek, what does Yisi's O face look like?
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