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97324 No. 97324 ID: 3a9db6

Well GOSH DARN IT!

The more they come, the worse they look!! JUST JOSHIN' YOU my friend! MY MY is it good to see you. Come on in, my friend, the thread is warm and toasty and BOY HOWDY do we love newcomers.

Make yourself right at home and DON'T YOU DARE be shy. Go ahead and answer any gall dang question you want! If you feel like askin' your favorite character ANYTHING at all, well you better call me CORRESPONDENCE McANSWERTON because you'll get your answer here, by gosh.


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Current Lagotrope specific ITQ thread:
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No. 129444 ID: 891b91

To Officer Nibbles and Officer Freeze from The Herd: What is the weirdest experience you've had in your law enforcement career?
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No. 129457 ID: 891b91

To Kyzil from Arthocob Date Quest: Be honest, while you most likely aren't into Ganymede at all, do you ever wish you could bag a guy as loyal and devoted (if somewhat clingy) as he is?
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No. 129458 ID: ba56e6

Emils: What is the best magical girl story you've read?
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No. 129474 ID: 15a025
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129474

>To Officer Nibbles and Officer Freeze from The Herd: What is the weirdest experience you've had in your law enforcement career?
Officer Nibbles: "Trying to arrest anyone bigger than me before I got enchanted handcuffs."

Officer Freeze: "Really?"

Officer Nibbles: "Well, no not really. Have you tried handcuffing someone five times your size though?"

Officer Freeze: "No, I guess not."

Officer Nibbles: "I'd say my weirdest experience on the force was a drug bust at a mouse trap factory of all places. More ironically, the guy was infatuated with mice. He wanted to buy the place and shut it down too, but it had been abandoned already for years."

Officer Freeze: "I think that tops my weirdest experience then."

Officer Nibbles: "Share it anyway."

Officer Freeze: "Around Christmas time someone thought I was 'the coke bear' and wanted their fix. It was an easy arrest, but more than one person's done that now."
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No. 129477 ID: 11f77a
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>To Kyzil from Arthocob Date Quest: Be honest, while you most likely aren't into Ganymede at all, do you ever wish you could bag a guy as loyal and devoted (if somewhat clingy) as he is?

Kyzil: Teegee, I get a LOT of guys willing to throw themselves in front of me as rugs.

Kyzil: Sure, I have my fun with such loyal cohorts and I bag a couple devoted locker-heads--but desire should be taken advantage of instantly since it's a feeling that only lasts in the moment.

Kyzil: Some people can't understand that.

Kyzil: I'm surprised with Eudora how she hasn't taken advantage of the squirt. I mean, come on!

Kyzil: Have some fun with the sod and just move on.
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No. 129542 ID: caf1de

so the question has been asked about boat-o-cross and flappy bird but would any of you play getting over it and how well would you do
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No. 129652 ID: b1b4f3

Sophie: Can you produce silk? If so, what do you use it for?
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No. 130732 ID: b1b4f3

To everyone:
What is your favorite beverage?
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No. 130757 ID: e5e15e

To Anyone.

Who do you consider to be your most dangerous enemy?

Where do you want to go at least once in your life?

Do you have any religious or deeply held cultural beliefs?

What do you regret doing most?
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No. 130938 ID: 891b91

To Ganymede from Arthocob Date Quest: How does your species reproduce? What are the intricacies and quirks of Arthocob reproduction?
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No. 130947 ID: 509e5e
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130947

>What is your favorite beverage?
About a year ago Fingers ‘found’ a box of something called tea and brought it back to the dorm. It only lasted a couple of weeks between us all, but I really liked the kind in the green bags. It was spicy, but in a cool way.
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No. 130971 ID: 11f77a
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130971

>How does your species reproduce? What are the intricacies and quirks of Arthocob reproduction?
Ganymede: I wish we didn’t have to stay inside during gym class…

Eudora: It’s raining out. Sssh!

Narrator: Here we get to see the intricacies and quirks of Arthocob reproduction. Nil and Neb are experiencing drastic changes in their bodies as they grow into adulthood. They may grow longer antennae, bulk up in chitin; their voices are noticeably serenading, and soon they and all their friends will have a tremendous urge to graze en masse.
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No. 130972 ID: 11f77a
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130972

Ganymede: Hey, they kind of look like us! I’d say Nil is one lucky guy.

Eudora: SSH!

Narrator: Many off-world males have sex glands and tissue on the outside. This is to prevent overheating of the spermatozoon and to attract their female counterparts for copulation.

Narrator: However, Nil’s male organs are internal and stored in the pelvis with the testes and seminal vesicles. When Neb becomes excited his penile tissue is filled with blood and can be pushed through a flap of loose cartilage.
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No. 130975 ID: 11f77a
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130975

[...]

Narrator: After several months carrying the fertilized egg it’s time for Neb to give birth and experience the miracle of life. The egg shall manifest into a cocoon and will be important throughout the child’s life as its nest and quasi-metamorphic recovery station.


Neb: A̶͉͔͔̭̜̘͈̽ͤ̏̋͠A̴̬̞̭̗͓ͦ̔̀̀ͥ̚U̵͚͓̔̑ͩ̽ͤ͟G̢͍̝̅̇͛H̷͖̊̎̅̀̊̅̿̈́̒́!̟̯̼͕̞͙͒̒̏͟ͅ ̓͊̾͑͗҉͚G͓̖̺̬̼͚̬̠͂̾̊̂̐͞͡E̺̘̪̯̭̭̫̭̣̐̂͌̍̑̄ͣͦ̿̀T̰̩̟̘͓̄̋̒ͪ́̌̚͡ ̵̷̩̘͕̰̣̣͙̟͚ͤ̎ͯͯͦͪ̉ͨI͗͌͏̪̺̗̼T̴͈̺̬͔̼̓ͥ̃̈͑͒͛ ̷̪̥͉̞͇̠̹̻͚̆̑͂Ơ̷̤̹̝͉̱̌͛ͩ͋̆̂U̡͓̮̣̪̯̯ͦͯ̐͜͡T̪̐̄ͮ̌͑̀̕ ̷͓̃̐̈́̐̀̔̈̔͠Ŏͮ̕҉̪̜̭̞̘͙̼͎F̨̨͎̖̯̃̄̔ͧͣ͛́̃̽ ̈́ͥͧ͝҉̷̭M̔̾̇̋ͩ̿̓̊̂͏̮̜̕Ę̞̣̞̤͙̘̭̗͕̓ͮ͐͂͂̔͘!̸̱̳̗ͮ͌ͩͬͦ͘

Neb: F̥̩̱̠͆͊̅̿R͍̯̝̜͎͍ͩͪͪ̃O̶̥ͤM͓̣̞͓̩̻̰̳̋̔̌ͭ̊̒ ́̇̈́̾̾̅͐҉̲̮̩̪̼̥ͅḨ͕͖̖̟̻̙̖̜̖̋̃E̡̤ͨͣ̐̒̔͟L̴̜̲͓̘̮̺̟̱̩̀͊͒ͥ̊̓̓́̚L̻͖͉̩̱̙̊̾̇̌͌͆̚!̎҉̭͕̣̜̘̣ ̵̖͔̐̊́̿ͮI̸͈ͧ̍̋̊ͯT̛͙̹̰̱ͬͫ͗̔͑̚͘͢'̵̸͎̰̦̖̖̰̫ͤ̐͆̎̌̇͢S̬̦̫̮͓̥̽̅͠͠ ́́̿̊ͤ̓͒͗͏͕̖̹̠̪́F͕͕̙̜͐͊ͅR̵̆͒҉̯͕Ȯ̜͇̰̺̱̼̘̅͌ͮ̑́M̨̧͉͕̫̯̾̅̒̈́̈ͯ̊ ̀ͨ͋̉̎̄̊͗͏͈̦Ȟ̶̱͕̬͇̩ͬ̎͞E̖̳̟͖͇̩̎ͩ̇̀̆̏͗̐L̨̦̺̘̦̯͓̞͊͛ͥ̿̋̈ͤͥ͘͜L̄ͩ͑̒͂͛́̕͡҉͕̪͇̦̤̟̜̼̮!͍͈̓́ͩ̈ͯ́ͬ͞


Gemlik: Lol, you wanna do that to Eudora.
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No. 130977 ID: ad51b8

>>130975
I'm not going to lie, I forget ganymede's name for a moment and thought that it was neb for some reason so I took the "I'm in hell" scream as his internal screaming of having the same name as one of the "actors" in the film while sitting next to his crush and everyone in the class giving him shit for it.
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No. 131086 ID: e7c7d3

Fingers from The God Damned: What do you like to do for fun?
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No. 131087 ID: 0fae41

Asher, educate us about the tribes!
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No. 131178 ID: b1b4f3

To anyone/everyone: what do you look for in an ideal mate?
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No. 131200 ID: e5e15e
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131200

>Asher, educate us about the tribes!
I’m not a Diamond, but I’ll try.

There are five laprine tribes who live in Silverlock. Oh, and the Prophet is a laprine too, but like, there’s only one a’ her. The proper names are Preceptor, Monger, Artisan, Martinet, and Toiler. Well, actually, I don’t think Monger is their proper name, but it’s what everyone calls ‘em. Even Diamonds, and they use proper names for everythin'.

1. Preceptors are our teachers. People call ‘em Diamonds ‘cause they all got those jewels in their heads. Not to their faces though. Their job is to teach the rest of us about Nine Eyes and how to act right and give us stuff to do so we don’t starve or nothin’. We also ain’t supposed to call her Nine Eyes around them, cause her name is sah-cred and givin’ her a false name is sah, uh... sah-cri-li-gus. Or call her a her, ‘cause she’s also a he and both and neither. They got a lot of rules about everythin', but especially about her. Anyway most everyone calls her Nine Eyes anyone, except Diamonds who use different titles of hers every time. Don’t know how they remember them all to be honest. Anyway, they’re all smart and like talkin' your ears off.

2. Martinets. Well, I’ve heard ‘em called marties before, but usually we call ‘em sticklers, cause they’re real sticky about rules whenever we’re around. Or maybe we call ‘em that cause of how their furs all prickly. I dunno. They’re our protectors from the outside devils or barbarians and any dangerous people that are born inside too. They’re always around and watchin’ and snickerin’ but I avoid ‘em so I don’t know that much about ‘em.

3. Toilers, that’s us. They call us lankies a lot, or lanks. No clue why. We’re stronger than other laprines so it’s our privilege to do a lot of the heavy and dangerous work to keep our community runnin' smooth. We’re not really as interestin’ as everyone else, but we got our place.

4. Artisans do all the skilled work in Silverlock. If a toiler’s diggin' a new cave a tat is tellin’ her how to do it so she don’t make a cave in. Stickler needs to get stitched up, a tat is holdin’ the needle. Sewin’, cookin’, engineerin’, doctorin’ and all that smarts stuff. Oh, we call ‘em tat’s cause they got them tattoos all over themselves. They won’t tell anyone where they come from, and whenever I’ve asked one they got real touchy. They’re not too bad to us, but they’re real strange sometimes.

5. Mongers are kinda weird, cause they’re not only allowed to leave Silverlock, it’s basically their whole job. There’s supposed to only be a few around because the rest are off tradin' the stuff we dig up and bringin' back the stuff we need from beyond the borderlands. Really most of them hole up in their manor and act like they’re better than everyone. I don’t think I’ve ever said three words to one.

I don’t know much about the others, cause I’ve never seen The Prophet and the other kinds ain’t allowed in Silverlock.

6. I heard once all the Nine Eye statues all around are based off The Prophet, so she probably looks like that, I figure.

7. One of em has that long head hair like the Diamonds do, and real long tails, I think.

8. The last laprine tribe has real big ears apparently.

That’s… about it. Hope that made sense.
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No. 131201 ID: 35e458

>>131200
So the tribes became a caste system. Pretty sucky situation.
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No. 131298 ID: b1b4f3

I don't think bitequest will see this but:
Zorsus Blacksoul: Where did your last name of Blacksoul come from? Did you pick an entire new name when you became a Wizard? If so, why pick that one?
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No. 131304 ID: a0ff25

Been awhile since this question got asked.

To all characters: What is your favorite song? And why?
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No. 131320 ID: 12b116
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131320

>>131298
Wizards do "name ourselves" after Ascending. We also forget our life before then. At this point, I could not tell you why this was the name I chose for myself. From my perspective, it has simply always been my name.
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No. 131324 ID: 4f51b2

>>131298
Wow he actually answered you.
>>131320
Any place where I can see more of your art (sorry if I'm being annoying).
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No. 131325 ID: e5e15e
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131325

>Fingers from The God Damned: What do you like to do for fun?
Explorin’ the tunnels that run through the mountain. There’s miles and miles of ‘em, and you can find bones n’ weird rocks n’ blooms all over. Don’t usually have time for that though, what with work and all, so I mess with the rockeaters a bit. The younger ones are fun to play with as long as none of their bosses are around.

I used to go climbin’, but Ma’am banned me from it since I fell and fucked up my eye.
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No. 131330 ID: b1b4f3

MEZZ-9293: What terrible experiences have you had grabbing wild animals?
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No. 131331 ID: 0580fb

>>131325
That's a pretty good shot for someone with no depth perception!

... and is that rockeater grinning? Takes a bit to hurt the fellas, eh?
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No. 131333 ID: 864e49

>>131320
HO.LY.SHIT
I never thought I'd see that name again.

>>131325
Rockeaters looking kinda hot.

Are they sentient?
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No. 131475 ID: e5e15e
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131475

>Rockeaters looking kinda hot. Are they sentient?
I’m not a rockeater, I’m a slissa! A bunch of the lanky kids just got it in their heads to call us that cause they’re idiots. And of course we’re sentient, who do you think does all the tunnel planning and test digs in this death-trap? The lappies were crushing themselves every few years before we came.

>That's a pretty good shot for someone with no depth perception! ... and is that rockeater grinning? Takes a bit to hurt the fellas, eh?
He hit my horn mostly. Plus he wasn’t throwing it all that hard or he’d have brained me with the stupid muscles lankys have. I was grinning cause the fact he came after me means he found out I put him on Thysin’s crew for a week and he hates that asshole. After a week of listening to that asshole micromanaging everything he’ll be begging to work on my crew again.
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No. 131477 ID: ad51b8

>>131475
any reason you want him on your crew instead of another crew? Good worker, fun to chat with, easy on the eyes, what?
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No. 131485 ID: b1b4f3

>>131475
Have there been any slissa-laprine couples?
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No. 131515 ID: 2c0ed8

I recently began reading Asteroid Quest and can't stop thinking about it and when we might get some continuation on Polo and Rokoa's adventures. It's literally killing me inside.
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No. 131521 ID: 416221

>>131515
Totally feel and agree with you brother, but you’re gonna want the Asteroid Quest dis-thread. This thread is for asking quest characters questions directly.
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No. 131568 ID: 5f91ab
131568

Roz: Do taffa victims keep any muscle memory from their previous life? Like, do people suddenly find they have skills at drawing when they've never tried before or find themselves with weird unconscious habits they don't know where they come from?

Penny: is there anything about your body you would like to change if you access to dust right now (like smaller ears or being taller.) Same question to Roz too I guess.
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No. 131711 ID: 470289
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131711

>Have there been any slissa-laprine couples?
Ew. I hope Shaia wouldn’t allow it inside her earth. I’m nauseous just thinking about it. I mean… look at them.

>Any reason you want him on your crew instead of another crew? Good worker, fun to chat with easy on the eyes, what?
He’s a dipshit but he’s a fun dipshit. He talks back and I can get into good arguments with the kid. He goofs off way too much to be a good worker, though.

>Easy on the eyes?
Wow. No. First off he’s like, not even hit lappy puberty or whatever. Big yuck. Second off, like I said, slissa and laprines? Nasty.
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No. 131722 ID: 864e49

>>131711
>slissa and laprines? Nasty
It's totally happened.
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No. 131723 ID: 2aa5f0

>>131711
so he makes work fun basically. Do you ever hang out with him outside of work or is he a work friend only?
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No. 131793 ID: 0fae41

Somebody who knows what's going on in Coxwette: What exactly is this blue agate stuff, and how much of it did Nelson burn making Coxwette into a closed system?
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No. 131796 ID: 0fae41

To Alice Dietrich: Was the screed of the Messenger a concept that spread to humans from another species, or did humanity uncover this terrific truth themselves?
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No. 131797 ID: 7ebbf9

Sabrina from Perfect OC, can you tell us about your favourite fanfiction?
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No. 131798 ID: 0fae41

To Vixxan: What's your favorite animal, and would you keep one as a pet?
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No. 131843 ID: 470289

Deem: If you had to be something other than a dungeon, what would you choose?
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No. 131844 ID: 7ebbf9
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131844

>To Alice Dietrich: Was the screed of the Messenger a concept that spread to humans from another species, or did humanity uncover this terrific truth themselves?
Yes and no. It only got popular after humanity achieved interstellar spaceflight and came into contact with alien civilisations, both extant and extinct. It came about from sifting through different religions and different cultures for underlying truths. There's even claims it goes all the way back to the Precursors. That seems like a bit of a stretch though, translations of Precursor text are iffy at best. They didn't seem to think the same way as us, though maybe it's just like cavemen trying to understand modern humans...
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No. 131846 ID: 5b93d3

>>131844
>Be precursors
>Find out future civilisations have made a religion out of mistranslating the SYN/ACK metadata from your old comm records
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No. 131953 ID: 509e5e
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131953

>Do you ever hang out with him outside of work or is he a work friend only?
“Work onl- the hell?”

“Nope, you got three in a row, baby. Time for one of the actual stars of this here quest to take a couple.”
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No. 131955 ID: 509e5e
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131955

Okay, whatta we got here. No. Dumb. Even dumber. Oh, here’s a good one.

>Somebody who knows what's going on in Coxwette: What exactly is this blue agate stuff, and how much of it did Nelson burn making Coxwette into a closed system?
I know exactly what’s going on in Cocksweat, kid. First of all, before we get into that dumb gem shit, and afterlife limbo mumbo jumbo, and that weird thing with their fakey fake religion, we gotta get to the real root of the goddam issue. Chuck has been failin’ all of us here. He ain’t dropped the panties of half of them broads. Now I ain’t saying I don’t respect his hustle, but his priorities suck.

For one he ain’t scored one gal with tits yet. And I’m talking real tits, like monger girls got. It is a fuckin’ crime Nine Eyes never gave any martinets those things. If I was him I would have put in the work on Donna, dad be damned. Not like Chuck was planning to stick around anyway. Coupla days of fun and he’s outta there with no one the wiser and his load a little lighter. But no, I don’t think she shows up after the third thread. Go to fuckin’ farm Chuck!

And he didn’t even bang them gam girls, like damn. Can he not aim his dick at fuckin’ quality? He could have spun that dance with Rachel into a real thing, there’s nothing like getting your head squeezed between some big ol’ thighs. Or get that cop lady in the sack, she was toned as shit. Bitch could bench press me. Have you ever been with a chick that can bench press you? Can you imagine?

And Marcie. That bitch has been wantin’ to slobber on his knob for a fucking week and he’s been takin’ her on dates and shit? They fucking slept in the same bed! I mean what the hell man, butter that fucking muffin! Knock her up! Raise a beautiful family together and have a fucking picket fence house and shit. Get ya dick out of the Mayor’s ass and put it in Marcie’s heart!

...wait, what the fuck was the question?
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No. 131978 ID: 404f0f

To the dead Artisan girl from The God Damned:
Any regrets?

To the Angler from That Forgotten Road:
Why have you been living alone? Isn't survival with more people easier?

To Elder Jacques from Wizard's Dungeon:
When was the last time you saved the world?
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No. 131979 ID: 404f0f

To doctor Simon from I Am:
What's the most miraculous medical feat you've witnessed in your time?

To Z'anon from HURON:
Do you think you'll be able to escape your clothing damage fate?

To Lizzie from Eyona War Chronicles:
What's your favorite toy?
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No. 131980 ID: 404f0f

To the reptilian-looking guy from Dead Dust:
What personality or body feature do people most often compliment you on?

To Ideation of Non Contiguous Connectiveness from Labyrinth:
What's your favorite universe?

To the Outsider from VESSEL:
What does your civilization know about The Vessel?
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No. 131981 ID: 465a14

To the God Damned miners: what do lightstones taste like?
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No. 131989 ID: 5a5548
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131989

>>131797
>Sabrina from Perfect OC, can you tell us about your favourite fanfiction?

oh wow! a question! I usually only get questions on OnlyFans! and those usually aren't about my writing.

my favorite fanfiction I've written was Legend of Zelda: the Tides of Fate. the Hero of time is a girl named Salinka and she has to go on an adventure to save her village and all of Hyrule from the evil forces of Ganon. along the way she meets, crosses swords with, and begins to fall in love with a mysterious swordsman named Ghirahim.

Ghirahim seduces me- er... Salinka during their duel and eventually they make love by moonlight, and Fi watches! I uhm... I forget how the ending goes... I think I kind of rushed the ending out, Salinka beats Ganon though. a happy ending!

wow this is fun! I'll talk to you guys again later! love you! >w<
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No. 131990 ID: 89e622

>>131989
Sabrina, what does your perfect date look like?
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No. 131991 ID: 89e622
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131991

>>131330
Highly classified.
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No. 131995 ID: a0dfd2

>>131991

Maybe it's just me, but is this Dire Ð and Were-Þ finally succumbing to their secretive desires for one another?
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No. 132003 ID: 509e5e
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132003

>To the dead Artisan girl from The God Damned: Any regrets?

Some. I could not speak to my kin before my death. I assumed I would have time to make amends.

I failed my spawn in many ways. But they shall survive. They are strong.

No other regrets are worth the air it would take to mention.
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No. 132005 ID: 509e5e
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132005

>To the God Damned miners: what do lightstones taste like?

Like dirt. What else?
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No. 132008 ID: 20144f

General question: What myths do you know? Do you believe in any of them?
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No. 132041 ID: 465a14

Ekwi Irrepaumal- how are souls and afterlives handled? Same as deities?
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No. 132343 ID: e7c7d3

To any of the toilers from The God Damned: how did you all get your names? Apparently, Asher (and Asher) got their name from burning shit, but what about Junkyard or Mash?
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No. 132344 ID: 015bf2

>>132005
Hey Chast, you seem pretty fine and rugged for working in a business that's been spelled out to be something of a final destination. What's your secret?
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No. 132352 ID: 470289
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132352

>To any of the toilers from The God Damned: how did you all get your names? Apparently, Asher (and Asher) got their name from burning shit, but what about Junkyard or Mash?

Ugggggh! It fuckin’ sucks so much! Ya get born and ya dorm mom calls ya ‘kid’ for a few months and then ya fall on your head once and everyone’s laughing about how ya got a mashed up brain and then you’re fuckin’ Mash for the rest of your life. Fuckin’ bullshit!

Then ya get into fights to try and get named Scrapper or somethin’ a lil’ better but nooooooooo, still Mash, and then, and then, and then- Urrrrgh!

Like, Junkyard got a cool name at least ‘cause she broke so much shit as a kid. It sounds tough! Mash? What kinda name is Mash? A dumb one, that’s what! Like I got fuckin’ layers. I’m great at dice, call me fuckin’ Die or somethin’. I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Call me Fist! Gawd. Don’t talk to me about fuckin’ names. Buncha bullshit insults we give each other cause toilers suck.
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No. 132357 ID: 3c7186

>>132352
>ya fall on your head once and everyone’s laughing about how ya got a mashed up brain and then you’re fuckin’ Mash for the rest of your life.
To think you could have got a cool name like Skullbash or Bodyslam... condolences, dude.
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No. 132401 ID: 470289
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132401

>Hey Chast, you seem pretty fine and rugged for working in a business that's been spelled out to be something of a final destination. What's your secret?
I’m young. Stronger than some. They make sure I’m fed.
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No. 132419 ID: 015bf2

>They make sure I'm fed.
Thats's... good, I guess. Nice to see you have such a diverse and interesting crew on your team as well. Good bunch?

And, uh, what's that green thing? Tiberium? Warpstone? Nine only knows?
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No. 132436 ID: 246d97

>>132401
Hey, the horned lass(?) between Chast and the Mr. Vinny Santorini wanna-be, what're you supposed to be... what's your deal?
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No. 132442 ID: 470289
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132442

>Nice to see you have such a diverse and interesting crew on your team as well. Good bunch?
They’re reliable.

>And, uh, what's that green thing? Tiberium? Warpstone? Nine only knows?
We give new finds to the Mongers. She didn’t know what it was. She didn’t hear the whispers.
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No. 132443 ID: 470289
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132443

>Hey, the horned lass(?) between Chast and the Mr. Vinny Santorini wanna-be, what're you supposed to be... what's your deal?
I’m one a God’s mistakes!
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No. 132444 ID: 12b116

Is that why a Diamond is in the mines?
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No. 132451 ID: 4c7fcd

>>132442
>She didn’t hear the whispers.
So it's what the Orb of Infinite Psyche is made of?
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No. 132453 ID: f5a3f0

>>132451
Elder God Cocaine obviously
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No. 132456 ID: 015bf2

>Didn't hear the whispers.
Oh man, those dicks totally left you hanging.

>>132443
Both adorable AND rather creepy. Congrats!

>>132401
To the the ear-rubbing guy.

... do you actually USE those grenades for anything?
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No. 132488 ID: 470289
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132488

>Is that why a Diamond is in the mines?
Diamond? They don’t got these buddy! Naw, I’m down here cause I gotta make up for being born. It’s been… eight? No nine! Two hundred and ninety-four years! I’m probably over the hump by now!

>Both adorable AND rather creepy. Congrats!
Thanks! I try.
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No. 132489 ID: 470289
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132489

>So it's what the Orb of Infinite Psyche is made of?
No. The whispers stayed with me after the Mongers took the crystals away. Small. Tinny. Green. Speaking of prisons and freedom.
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No. 132490 ID: 470289
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132490

>To the the ear-rubbing guy.
>... do you actually USE those grenades for anything?
Blastin’ rocks and shit. Putting me on a pickaxe is a waste of time so laps like me do shit like that.
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No. 132491 ID: b1b4f3

>>132488
Aren't the mines dangerous? How are you not dead?
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No. 132493 ID: 864e49

>>132488
Holy shit you're fucking cool looking! Are you sure you're not an avatar of a god or some kind of half spawn?

>>132489
And your ring is now possessed.
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No. 132496 ID: 4c7fcd

>>132488
Dang, you look neat. And 294 years old? Or was there a few years before you got chucked down here? And if it's been long enough to atone for being born, how come you haven't been let out? Have you asked? ...And how much longer have you lived than the average for folks, up there and down here? You gotta be some kinda badass to survive near three centuries down in this pit.

Oh, and since you got a fishtail, now well can you swim? Ever got the chance to swim about?

>>132493
>And your ring is now possessed.
Your earring, to be specific.
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No. 132523 ID: 0fae41

Moriko, why does your family use hammers instead of swords?
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No. 132595 ID: 470289
File 158794428079.png - (1.27MB , 1000x1000 , Chast ITQ 5.png )
132595

>And your ring is now possessed.
Can you possess your own body? All of the mountains' riches are him, jewel to bone. Metal to blood. As I move my arms to swing, he moves his gold to speak.

>Your earring, to be specific.
My ear went numb as the days went by. My teeth shook. My bones creaked. The buzzing only changed, it never stopped. He offered to take the place of his fallen comrade. Give me the power they couldn’t to fulfill the ambition in my heart he finally gave name to.

Poof was the first to notice, but the others followed.
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No. 132596 ID: 470289
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132596

>Holy shit you're fucking cool looking! Are you sure you're not an avatar of a god or some kind of half spawn?
Don’t think so! I don’t think I’d be a regular ol’ miner if I was one of those.

>You gotta be some kinda badass to survive near three centuries down in this pit.
>Aren't the mines dangerous? How are you not dead?
Just never died! I ain’t that special, everyone does it ‘til they don’t!

>Was there a few years before you got chucked down here?
Yup.

>And if it's been long enough to atone for being born, how come you haven't been let out? Have you asked?
I said I’m probably over the hump, so more than halfway through my sentence! At least, I figure. I ask ‘em about it every couple of decades and they say I’m makin’ good progress. Then, the next time I ask, there's a new guy who says the same thing. So I’m doing pretty good, I think!

>...And how much longer have you lived than the average for folks, up there and down here?
I dunno about up there, but the buddies I came down with have been dead for a good while!

>Oh, and since you got a fishtail, now well can you swim? Ever got the chance to swim about?
Yeah, I swam all the time when I was a kid! I was pretty fast, if I do say so myself. Never lost a race!
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No. 132645 ID: 015bf2

>>132595
Ahaha... oookay. And then what happened?

>>132596
Yikes. That’s some sentence. Don’t Diamonds, uh, age, or is that just you?
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No. 132740 ID: 470289
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132740

>Yikes. That’s some sentence. Don’t Diamonds, uh, age, or is that just you?
I age! Look at these awful wrinkles I got!
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No. 132742 ID: 470289
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132742

>Then what happened?
They came to me, concerned.
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No. 132743 ID: 470289
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132743

And I showed them power.
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No. 132744 ID: 864e49

>>132743
So that's what you call your penis. You looking very exited there Butthead.
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No. 132754 ID: 015bf2

>>132740
Oh nooooooooooo.

>>132743
One notes the lanky is the least enthused. Why was that?
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No. 132830 ID: 470289
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132830

>One notes the lanky is the least enthused. Why was that?
I thought Dendshi was scared. She said this would end in blood, and took Crag and Droop with her when she left.
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No. 132870 ID: 015bf2

>>132830
>end in blood
Did it?
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No. 132969 ID: 470289
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132969

>Did it?
There was blood from the start.
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No. 132970 ID: 470289
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132970

Now it’ll be theirs.
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No. 132971 ID: 470289
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132971

We’re going up.
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No. 132977 ID: 4286b4

To Kelepee from Merchant Story:
Can you tell us if anything happened between you and Merchant during that one evening?
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No. 132982 ID: 12b116
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132982

>>132977
O-owch ...
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No. 132985 ID: 015bf2

>>132971
HELL-oooo~ new friends.

>>132982
Oh dear. Should've slept in, Kelepee.
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No. 132986 ID: 5877dc

>>132982
https://i.imgur.com/wqMWK7z.mp4
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No. 132987 ID: d88d26

>>132982
I'm ok with this outcome.
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No. 132995 ID: e7c7d3

To anyone, what's your ideal waifu/husbando?
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No. 132996 ID: e24163

For anyone - Who's the strongest person from another quest you think you could beat? Doesn't have to be the strongest in total, but whomever pops into your head when you think about it.
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No. 132997 ID: d63ea8
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132997

>>132955
Drawer: My ideal man or woman would be someone who eagerly fulfilled my every whim and fancy. Breakfast in bed, a midnight stroll on the cool beach, that sort of thing.

Drawer: And good taste -in both a metaphorical and literal sense- would be an absolute necessity.

>>132996
Drawer: As for the strongest person I could likely beat in another quest…

Drawer: I believe the child, Keimi I think, would be easy enough to defeat. I find it shocking how capable she is in comparison to the adults in her possibly short life.
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No. 132998 ID: 470289

What's your most prized possession?

Do you collect anything?

When's the last time you talked to your parents, and did it go well?
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