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97324 No. 97324 ID: 3a9db6

Well GOSH DARN IT!

The more they come, the worse they look!! JUST JOSHIN' YOU my friend! MY MY is it good to see you. Come on in, my friend, the thread is warm and toasty and BOY HOWDY do we love newcomers.

Make yourself right at home and DON'T YOU DARE be shy. Go ahead and answer any gall dang question you want! If you feel like askin' your favorite character ANYTHING at all, well you better call me CORRESPONDENCE McANSWERTON because you'll get your answer here, by gosh.


Previous ITQ threads, newest to oldest:

>>80766
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>>68983
>>50332
>>343117
>>338649
>>327658
>>319591
>>313335
>>1754

Current Lagotrope specific ITQ thread:
>>96269
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No. 131711 ID: 470289
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131711

>Have there been any slissa-laprine couples?
Ew. I hope Shaia wouldn’t allow it inside her earth. I’m nauseous just thinking about it. I mean… look at them.

>Any reason you want him on your crew instead of another crew? Good worker, fun to chat with easy on the eyes, what?
He’s a dipshit but he’s a fun dipshit. He talks back and I can get into good arguments with the kid. He goofs off way too much to be a good worker, though.

>Easy on the eyes?
Wow. No. First off he’s like, not even hit lappy puberty or whatever. Big yuck. Second off, like I said, slissa and laprines? Nasty.
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No. 131722 ID: 864e49

>>131711
>slissa and laprines? Nasty
It's totally happened.
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No. 131723 ID: 2aa5f0

>>131711
so he makes work fun basically. Do you ever hang out with him outside of work or is he a work friend only?
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No. 131793 ID: 0fae41

Somebody who knows what's going on in Coxwette: What exactly is this blue agate stuff, and how much of it did Nelson burn making Coxwette into a closed system?
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No. 131796 ID: 0fae41

To Alice Dietrich: Was the screed of the Messenger a concept that spread to humans from another species, or did humanity uncover this terrific truth themselves?
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No. 131797 ID: 7ebbf9

Sabrina from Perfect OC, can you tell us about your favourite fanfiction?
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No. 131798 ID: 0fae41

To Vixxan: What's your favorite animal, and would you keep one as a pet?
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No. 131843 ID: 470289

Deem: If you had to be something other than a dungeon, what would you choose?
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No. 131844 ID: 7ebbf9
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131844

>To Alice Dietrich: Was the screed of the Messenger a concept that spread to humans from another species, or did humanity uncover this terrific truth themselves?
Yes and no. It only got popular after humanity achieved interstellar spaceflight and came into contact with alien civilisations, both extant and extinct. It came about from sifting through different religions and different cultures for underlying truths. There's even claims it goes all the way back to the Precursors. That seems like a bit of a stretch though, translations of Precursor text are iffy at best. They didn't seem to think the same way as us, though maybe it's just like cavemen trying to understand modern humans...
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No. 131846 ID: 5b93d3

>>131844
>Be precursors
>Find out future civilisations have made a religion out of mistranslating the SYN/ACK metadata from your old comm records
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No. 131953 ID: 509e5e
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131953

>Do you ever hang out with him outside of work or is he a work friend only?
“Work onl- the hell?”

“Nope, you got three in a row, baby. Time for one of the actual stars of this here quest to take a couple.”
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No. 131955 ID: 509e5e
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131955

Okay, whatta we got here. No. Dumb. Even dumber. Oh, here’s a good one.

>Somebody who knows what's going on in Coxwette: What exactly is this blue agate stuff, and how much of it did Nelson burn making Coxwette into a closed system?
I know exactly what’s going on in Cocksweat, kid. First of all, before we get into that dumb gem shit, and afterlife limbo mumbo jumbo, and that weird thing with their fakey fake religion, we gotta get to the real root of the goddam issue. Chuck has been failin’ all of us here. He ain’t dropped the panties of half of them broads. Now I ain’t saying I don’t respect his hustle, but his priorities suck.

For one he ain’t scored one gal with tits yet. And I’m talking real tits, like monger girls got. It is a fuckin’ crime Nine Eyes never gave any martinets those things. If I was him I would have put in the work on Donna, dad be damned. Not like Chuck was planning to stick around anyway. Coupla days of fun and he’s outta there with no one the wiser and his load a little lighter. But no, I don’t think she shows up after the third thread. Go to fuckin’ farm Chuck!

And he didn’t even bang them gam girls, like damn. Can he not aim his dick at fuckin’ quality? He could have spun that dance with Rachel into a real thing, there’s nothing like getting your head squeezed between some big ol’ thighs. Or get that cop lady in the sack, she was toned as shit. Bitch could bench press me. Have you ever been with a chick that can bench press you? Can you imagine?

And Marcie. That bitch has been wantin’ to slobber on his knob for a fucking week and he’s been takin’ her on dates and shit? They fucking slept in the same bed! I mean what the hell man, butter that fucking muffin! Knock her up! Raise a beautiful family together and have a fucking picket fence house and shit. Get ya dick out of the Mayor’s ass and put it in Marcie’s heart!

...wait, what the fuck was the question?
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No. 131978 ID: 404f0f

To the dead Artisan girl from The God Damned:
Any regrets?

To the Angler from That Forgotten Road:
Why have you been living alone? Isn't survival with more people easier?

To Elder Jacques from Wizard's Dungeon:
When was the last time you saved the world?
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No. 131979 ID: 404f0f

To doctor Simon from I Am:
What's the most miraculous medical feat you've witnessed in your time?

To Z'anon from HURON:
Do you think you'll be able to escape your clothing damage fate?

To Lizzie from Eyona War Chronicles:
What's your favorite toy?
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No. 131980 ID: 404f0f

To the reptilian-looking guy from Dead Dust:
What personality or body feature do people most often compliment you on?

To Ideation of Non Contiguous Connectiveness from Labyrinth:
What's your favorite universe?

To the Outsider from VESSEL:
What does your civilization know about The Vessel?
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No. 131981 ID: 465a14

To the God Damned miners: what do lightstones taste like?
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No. 131989 ID: 5a5548
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131989

>>131797
>Sabrina from Perfect OC, can you tell us about your favourite fanfiction?

oh wow! a question! I usually only get questions on OnlyFans! and those usually aren't about my writing.

my favorite fanfiction I've written was Legend of Zelda: the Tides of Fate. the Hero of time is a girl named Salinka and she has to go on an adventure to save her village and all of Hyrule from the evil forces of Ganon. along the way she meets, crosses swords with, and begins to fall in love with a mysterious swordsman named Ghirahim.

Ghirahim seduces me- er... Salinka during their duel and eventually they make love by moonlight, and Fi watches! I uhm... I forget how the ending goes... I think I kind of rushed the ending out, Salinka beats Ganon though. a happy ending!

wow this is fun! I'll talk to you guys again later! love you! >w<
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No. 131990 ID: 89e622

>>131989
Sabrina, what does your perfect date look like?
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No. 131991 ID: 89e622
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131991

>>131330
Highly classified.
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No. 131995 ID: a0dfd2

>>131991

Maybe it's just me, but is this Dire Ð and Were-Þ finally succumbing to their secretive desires for one another?
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No. 132003 ID: 509e5e
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132003

>To the dead Artisan girl from The God Damned: Any regrets?

Some. I could not speak to my kin before my death. I assumed I would have time to make amends.

I failed my spawn in many ways. But they shall survive. They are strong.

No other regrets are worth the air it would take to mention.
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No. 132005 ID: 509e5e
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132005

>To the God Damned miners: what do lightstones taste like?

Like dirt. What else?
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No. 132008 ID: 20144f

General question: What myths do you know? Do you believe in any of them?
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No. 132041 ID: 465a14

Ekwi Irrepaumal- how are souls and afterlives handled? Same as deities?
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No. 132343 ID: e7c7d3

To any of the toilers from The God Damned: how did you all get your names? Apparently, Asher (and Asher) got their name from burning shit, but what about Junkyard or Mash?
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No. 132344 ID: 015bf2

>>132005
Hey Chast, you seem pretty fine and rugged for working in a business that's been spelled out to be something of a final destination. What's your secret?
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No. 132352 ID: 470289
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132352

>To any of the toilers from The God Damned: how did you all get your names? Apparently, Asher (and Asher) got their name from burning shit, but what about Junkyard or Mash?

Ugggggh! It fuckin’ sucks so much! Ya get born and ya dorm mom calls ya ‘kid’ for a few months and then ya fall on your head once and everyone’s laughing about how ya got a mashed up brain and then you’re fuckin’ Mash for the rest of your life. Fuckin’ bullshit!

Then ya get into fights to try and get named Scrapper or somethin’ a lil’ better but nooooooooo, still Mash, and then, and then, and then- Urrrrgh!

Like, Junkyard got a cool name at least ‘cause she broke so much shit as a kid. It sounds tough! Mash? What kinda name is Mash? A dumb one, that’s what! Like I got fuckin’ layers. I’m great at dice, call me fuckin’ Die or somethin’. I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Call me Fist! Gawd. Don’t talk to me about fuckin’ names. Buncha bullshit insults we give each other cause toilers suck.
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No. 132357 ID: 3c7186

>>132352
>ya fall on your head once and everyone’s laughing about how ya got a mashed up brain and then you’re fuckin’ Mash for the rest of your life.
To think you could have got a cool name like Skullbash or Bodyslam... condolences, dude.
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No. 132401 ID: 470289
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132401

>Hey Chast, you seem pretty fine and rugged for working in a business that's been spelled out to be something of a final destination. What's your secret?
I’m young. Stronger than some. They make sure I’m fed.
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No. 132419 ID: 015bf2

>They make sure I'm fed.
Thats's... good, I guess. Nice to see you have such a diverse and interesting crew on your team as well. Good bunch?

And, uh, what's that green thing? Tiberium? Warpstone? Nine only knows?
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No. 132436 ID: 246d97

>>132401
Hey, the horned lass(?) between Chast and the Mr. Vinny Santorini wanna-be, what're you supposed to be... what's your deal?
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No. 132442 ID: 470289
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132442

>Nice to see you have such a diverse and interesting crew on your team as well. Good bunch?
They’re reliable.

>And, uh, what's that green thing? Tiberium? Warpstone? Nine only knows?
We give new finds to the Mongers. She didn’t know what it was. She didn’t hear the whispers.
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No. 132443 ID: 470289
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132443

>Hey, the horned lass(?) between Chast and the Mr. Vinny Santorini wanna-be, what're you supposed to be... what's your deal?
I’m one a God’s mistakes!
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No. 132444 ID: 12b116

Is that why a Diamond is in the mines?
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No. 132451 ID: 4c7fcd

>>132442
>She didn’t hear the whispers.
So it's what the Orb of Infinite Psyche is made of?
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No. 132453 ID: f5a3f0

>>132451
Elder God Cocaine obviously
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No. 132456 ID: 015bf2

>Didn't hear the whispers.
Oh man, those dicks totally left you hanging.

>>132443
Both adorable AND rather creepy. Congrats!

>>132401
To the the ear-rubbing guy.

... do you actually USE those grenades for anything?
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No. 132488 ID: 470289
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132488

>Is that why a Diamond is in the mines?
Diamond? They don’t got these buddy! Naw, I’m down here cause I gotta make up for being born. It’s been… eight? No nine! Two hundred and ninety-four years! I’m probably over the hump by now!

>Both adorable AND rather creepy. Congrats!
Thanks! I try.
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No. 132489 ID: 470289
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132489

>So it's what the Orb of Infinite Psyche is made of?
No. The whispers stayed with me after the Mongers took the crystals away. Small. Tinny. Green. Speaking of prisons and freedom.
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No. 132490 ID: 470289
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132490

>To the the ear-rubbing guy.
>... do you actually USE those grenades for anything?
Blastin’ rocks and shit. Putting me on a pickaxe is a waste of time so laps like me do shit like that.
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No. 132491 ID: b1b4f3

>>132488
Aren't the mines dangerous? How are you not dead?
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No. 132493 ID: 864e49

>>132488
Holy shit you're fucking cool looking! Are you sure you're not an avatar of a god or some kind of half spawn?

>>132489
And your ring is now possessed.
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No. 132496 ID: 4c7fcd

>>132488
Dang, you look neat. And 294 years old? Or was there a few years before you got chucked down here? And if it's been long enough to atone for being born, how come you haven't been let out? Have you asked? ...And how much longer have you lived than the average for folks, up there and down here? You gotta be some kinda badass to survive near three centuries down in this pit.

Oh, and since you got a fishtail, now well can you swim? Ever got the chance to swim about?

>>132493
>And your ring is now possessed.
Your earring, to be specific.
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No. 132523 ID: 0fae41

Moriko, why does your family use hammers instead of swords?
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No. 132595 ID: 470289
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132595

>And your ring is now possessed.
Can you possess your own body? All of the mountains' riches are him, jewel to bone. Metal to blood. As I move my arms to swing, he moves his gold to speak.

>Your earring, to be specific.
My ear went numb as the days went by. My teeth shook. My bones creaked. The buzzing only changed, it never stopped. He offered to take the place of his fallen comrade. Give me the power they couldn’t to fulfill the ambition in my heart he finally gave name to.

Poof was the first to notice, but the others followed.
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No. 132596 ID: 470289
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132596

>Holy shit you're fucking cool looking! Are you sure you're not an avatar of a god or some kind of half spawn?
Don’t think so! I don’t think I’d be a regular ol’ miner if I was one of those.

>You gotta be some kinda badass to survive near three centuries down in this pit.
>Aren't the mines dangerous? How are you not dead?
Just never died! I ain’t that special, everyone does it ‘til they don’t!

>Was there a few years before you got chucked down here?
Yup.

>And if it's been long enough to atone for being born, how come you haven't been let out? Have you asked?
I said I’m probably over the hump, so more than halfway through my sentence! At least, I figure. I ask ‘em about it every couple of decades and they say I’m makin’ good progress. Then, the next time I ask, there's a new guy who says the same thing. So I’m doing pretty good, I think!

>...And how much longer have you lived than the average for folks, up there and down here?
I dunno about up there, but the buddies I came down with have been dead for a good while!

>Oh, and since you got a fishtail, now well can you swim? Ever got the chance to swim about?
Yeah, I swam all the time when I was a kid! I was pretty fast, if I do say so myself. Never lost a race!
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No. 132645 ID: 015bf2

>>132595
Ahaha... oookay. And then what happened?

>>132596
Yikes. That’s some sentence. Don’t Diamonds, uh, age, or is that just you?
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No. 132740 ID: 470289
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132740

>Yikes. That’s some sentence. Don’t Diamonds, uh, age, or is that just you?
I age! Look at these awful wrinkles I got!
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No. 132742 ID: 470289
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132742

>Then what happened?
They came to me, concerned.
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No. 132743 ID: 470289
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132743

And I showed them power.
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No. 132744 ID: 864e49

>>132743
So that's what you call your penis. You looking very exited there Butthead.
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No. 132754 ID: 015bf2

>>132740
Oh nooooooooooo.

>>132743
One notes the lanky is the least enthused. Why was that?
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No. 132830 ID: 470289
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132830

>One notes the lanky is the least enthused. Why was that?
I thought Dendshi was scared. She said this would end in blood, and took Crag and Droop with her when she left.
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No. 132870 ID: 015bf2

>>132830
>end in blood
Did it?
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No. 132969 ID: 470289
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132969

>Did it?
There was blood from the start.
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No. 132970 ID: 470289
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132970

Now it’ll be theirs.
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No. 132971 ID: 470289
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132971

We’re going up.
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No. 132977 ID: 4286b4

To Kelepee from Merchant Story:
Can you tell us if anything happened between you and Merchant during that one evening?
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No. 132982 ID: 12b116
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132982

>>132977
O-owch ...
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No. 132985 ID: 015bf2

>>132971
HELL-oooo~ new friends.

>>132982
Oh dear. Should've slept in, Kelepee.
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No. 132986 ID: 5877dc

>>132982
https://i.imgur.com/wqMWK7z.mp4
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No. 132987 ID: d88d26

>>132982
I'm ok with this outcome.
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No. 132995 ID: e7c7d3

To anyone, what's your ideal waifu/husbando?
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No. 132996 ID: e24163

For anyone - Who's the strongest person from another quest you think you could beat? Doesn't have to be the strongest in total, but whomever pops into your head when you think about it.
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No. 132997 ID: d63ea8
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132997

>>132955
Drawer: My ideal man or woman would be someone who eagerly fulfilled my every whim and fancy. Breakfast in bed, a midnight stroll on the cool beach, that sort of thing.

Drawer: And good taste -in both a metaphorical and literal sense- would be an absolute necessity.

>>132996
Drawer: As for the strongest person I could likely beat in another quest…

Drawer: I believe the child, Keimi I think, would be easy enough to defeat. I find it shocking how capable she is in comparison to the adults in her possibly short life.
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No. 132998 ID: 470289

What's your most prized possession?

Do you collect anything?

When's the last time you talked to your parents, and did it go well?
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No. 133124 ID: e5e15e
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133124

>What is your favorite song? And why?
My Dad plays songs from his childhood all the time at home. I hated it as a kid, but it’s kinda comforting now. Never gonna tell him that though, he’d just play it even more.

>What do you look for in an ideal mate?
Someone who could get me out of this lappy shitpile and take me to civilized slissa society.
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No. 133125 ID: e5e15e
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133125

>What is your favorite song? And why?
I sometimes call upon Artisan Izalri for a serenade while I work. Recently she has brought her apprentice to perform duets with her. Listening to the development of the art from master to apprentice for these last generations has been a small joy of mine. Their performance of Mesados, a retelling of our arrival to Silverlock, is particularly enthralling. I find comfort in knowing we are the epilogue of our people’s greatest struggle.
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No. 133140 ID: e7c7d3

Okay, to any random quest character: what three things would you bring if you were stranded on a deserted island?
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No. 133155 ID: e5e15e
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133155

>So the question has been asked about boat-o-cross and flappy bird but would any of you play getting over it and how well would you do.
Tried it. Fuckin’ hate it. Took me 12 goddamn hours. The worst part is the constant droning by that asshole. I’d have turned the sound off but that’d mean he won.

>Who's the strongest person from another quest you think you could beat? Doesn't have to be the strongest in total, but whomever pops into your head when you think about it.
I could fuck up Victor, that weasel guy. Nine times out of ten, easy.

>what do you look for in an ideal mate?
I dunno, fat tits I guess.

>Okay, to any random quest character: what three things would you bring if you were stranded on a deserted island?
The fucks an island? Wait a second…

Alright, it’s just like, land in the middle of a big river.

First a monger lady to keep me and the rest alive with all that survival knowledge they’re supposed to have, a tat chick to figure out how to build shelter and shit, and a lanky to work for the tat so her twiggy arms don’t snap trying to lift a leaf. I can hunt and shit so we can probably survive indefinitely, assuming there’s like… shit on it that can keep us alive. If not, trade the lanky for another monger with fat tits.
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No. 133171 ID: 8fab7a

>>133155
Stickler downtime is... different from what I imagined.
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No. 133227 ID: 470289
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133227

>What myths do you know? Do you believe in any of them?
If I know it’s true it ain’t a myth, is it? Whatever.

I like the story my dad sings about Shaia shaping the earth for the slissas. He tells it all eloquent, but basically, way back when the world was in turmoil Shaia saw her creatures were frightened by the chaos that was had become their lives. So she took us, gave us our claws and her knowledge of her most precious creation, the land. She cracked it open and deposited us inside, and then closed it to keep us safe while the surface was changing. And that's why slissas live underground.

I mean, we dug back to the surface eventually, yeah, but pretty much every slissa agrees that was a huge fucking mistake because everyone up there suuuuuuuucks.

>Stickler downtime is... different from what I imagined.
ITQ stuff isn’t canon, so he can do shit like play video games or read Coxwette and Team Port Echo and really rudely interrupt me during my ITQ time. It lets us answer more questions.
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No. 133228 ID: e7c7d3

To anyone: if you could become a species from a different quest,what would you choose?
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No. 134049 ID: c5185d

To Deem: if you were to run a country instead of a dungeon, how would you rule over the people?
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No. 135735 ID: f0ab12
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135735

Hey guys, Boss got me this new shirt, how's it look?
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No. 135738 ID: 12b116

>>135735
nice
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No. 135741 ID: f8fa51

That's... probably not a shirt you want to wear in public.
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No. 135927 ID: 0fae41

Chi from Shards: Are shinies tasty?
Rocks from Crash Recovery: What is the best rock?
Anyone from SEXCOM: When were C. Orgs invented, and for what purpose originally?
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No. 135947 ID: afe7de
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135947

>> 135927
[???] Hey CHI! Are SHINIES tasty?

Chi’s startled from her reverie, she was in the middle of a mid afternoon daydream session on the rooftop. She sticks her hand into her skirt pocket and pulls out a single SHINY. She gives it a lick, and after a moment eats it.

Chi: Dunno which stat you are, must be new.
Chi: But if I had to describe it they taste like the solid form of water.
Chi: Not like ice, but flavorless.
Chi: Though I’ve heard kin can grind it up and use it in anything from SALVES to FOOD
Chi: and there are ways to make it taste good
Chi: Though some kin like to eat them as a snack, eat enough and its kind of filling
Chi: [UNDERSTANDING] says there’s nutrients in them so you could make a meatless dietary supplement
Chi: But they come from CREATURES so it’s kind of a moot point if you’re trying to go VEGAN
Chi: Not that anyone CARES about going Vegan here, its mostly meat and seeds and similar stuff.
Chi: Well unless you start talking about the really good meals then thats a whole other thing.

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No. 136005 ID: d7ed04

Cat from CATALYST: Are BUX tasty?
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No. 136035 ID: 0fae41

Kibble from You Live/Died/Etc.: How many wolves are inside you?
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No. 136158 ID: f8fa51

Ahpin from This Isn't Working, why do people say you have strong magic but you say you aren't a mage? Is it strictly a training/skill thing?
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No. 136159 ID: eedbeb
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136159

>>136158
magic can definitely be successfully self taught in this setting, but ahpin is a strong believer in not dying and having a stable white collar job and avoiding any chance of being dragged on an epic quest
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No. 136160 ID: f8fa51

>>136159
I can respect that kind of safety-conciousness.
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No. 136798 ID: 6c9da0
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136798

>What's your most prized possession?
My new friends.
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No. 136799 ID: dfbac0

>>136798
New? How new? Did you just meet them?
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No. 136801 ID: 8fae7e
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136801

>New? How new? Did you just meet them?
Brand new. I want to see them shine but it’s too dark.
The metal man gave them to me. I won’t give them back.


>Do you collect anything?
Rocks. I bite them. And now friends. I won't bite them. For now.
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No. 136802 ID: 3328c7

Well, eh, I have no idea who or what or why you are but..... have you considered introducing yourself, offering some knicknacks and making small talk?
That's how shining friendships start!
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No. 136803 ID: 8fae7e
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136803

>When's the last time you talked to your parents, and did it go well?
Time’s hard here. It's the longest I haven’t seen Momma. Last I saw her she said 'find the sun'.
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No. 136804 ID: 3328c7

Dig upwards, numbnuts!
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No. 136832 ID: 96c896

Hey Rancid how are you doing this fine day?
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No. 136834 ID: eedbeb
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136834

>>136832
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No. 136836 ID: e51896

>>136834
Looks like Rancid is just messin' around.
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No. 136856 ID: 8fae7e
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136856

>What myths do you know? Do you believe in any of them?
Let me tell of you a soon-to-be myth of the Tenth of Nine. Vlora Victus diVile, ArchMagus of the Flesh. This is how she came to earn her names.

Her first name was given to her by a whore mother. Vibrant Vlora, the youngest of far too many, a child no one cared much about. She twisted and grew, little Victim Vlora. Picked on for her looks, her speech, her abominable personality. But what she also did, poor Voracious Vlora, is learn. Devouring knowledge. Every book, scroll, and scrap of paper she could find. And yes, she may have… experimented. Nothing alive, of course. Not until she was skilled enough to keep them that way. To know a thing, you must see its Veins. Study how every little bit connects to another. And when she was finally prepared, she descended. And oh, how Venomous that power felt running through her. How low she went. Not enough to fracture, true, but extraordinarily close to her end nonetheless. And young Vlora Vocal began to make noise. And they noticed.

Oh, Vivacious Vile, she impressed those who held the reins of sorcery. She was Vivacious! Vainglorious! Vindicated! She left the Vile home with her name adorned ‘di’. So, all who knew of the Basin’s deep history would know her as diVile. Blood of the Blooded. She went to the Shorn Abyss and became diVile Valedictorian. But she sequestered. Oh, the envy she felt from her lessers. Mutual disdain it's true, but it festered in their hearts. Perhaps that’s why they were sloppy. Why they cost her so, so much that one day. The day that turned into a week, which turned into a month which turned into years into CENTURIES-

She was put into a hell. There she gave herself another name. Her last for now. Victis. For she would be Victorious. Always. And she was. She survived. And when she was escaped… well the Voracious and Venomous Violent Victus Valorously delivered upon her Vain and Villainous peers… evil.

One day, even the gods will know her. And fear.

Vindictive. Vlora. Victus. diVile.
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No. 136857 ID: e51896

Landi, how are you doing on student loans for fairy college? (no need to tell me how much you owe) How have you been paying that off? Could not have been free, right?
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No. 136858 ID: c92a02

Pascoe: Do you purr? Do chimeras in general exhibit traits related to their hybridized animal?
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No. 136859 ID: c92a02

Trayzeri, how do you investigate crime scenes when you're barely small enough to fit in alleyways? Do you have a last name?
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No. 136860 ID: 8fae7e
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136860

>Dig upwards, numbnuts!
Can’t dig. Bars in the way. And mama told me to listen to metal man. He said no digging my way out. So I'm staying put.

>Well, eh, I have no idea who or what or why you are but..... have you considered introducing yourself, offering some knicknacks and making small talk? That's how shining friendships start!
Don’t got nothin’ to give. Metal man gave me some clothes but they’re itchy. Bad gifts.

Don’t know what ‘small talk’ is.
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No. 136884 ID: f55b9f

Dowser, what’s up with Tobak eye variety? Are calcified eyes rock solid?
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No. 136886 ID: d8972e

>>136856 Wasn't she the one that got outsmarted by a bunch of animals she was trying skin and got imprisoned and then they made that awful and highly incongruente theater play about her origin story?
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