Q 2010/12/25(Sat)05:59 No. 28850 ID: eb7f46
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>>338646
WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD ON A SEC THERE, BABE.
YOU AND TORY ALREADY GOT A THING GOING ON.
I MEAN, JUMPING AT MY DINGLE AFTER JUST KISSING UP ON THE CRAZED SCIENTIST LAST NIGHT AIN'T REALLY FAIR TO HIM OR ME.
I SUGGEST YOU FLESH OUT THIS THING WITH HIM BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH SUCH BROAD SEXUAL ADVANCES.

>>338649

Why were you cheating on August?

Tory Sinclair 2010/12/25(Sat)07:15 No. 28853 ID: 9b6c31
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Oh god this dye sticks so much that it is not funny. I don't even remember attending a party or something.

>To all characters: what did you get for Christmas (or other gift-giving winter holiday)?
Nothing. Doc was too busy, Sister hates me, Helena and her crew do not have Christmas, and uh, I don't think Santa ( if he actually exists ) would visit me either.

>HEY TORY, RYNH
I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE PHOTOS FROM THE QUEST OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY FROM LAST NIGHT AND
GUESS WHAT I FOOOOUND~
YOU TWO ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

Oh fuck. I must have been really drunk. Like super-drunk. Ultra-drunk. Mega-Hyper-Extra-Drunk.
I don't want to kiss dogs and I don't want to kiss lizards. Then why in the hell would I even want to kiss a doglizard?

>Why were you cheating on August?
Fuck you, I do not have a relationship with an overgrown labrat. As I said, it is fake and gay.

Rynh 2010/12/25(Sat)07:27 No. 28854 ID: 8c0848
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Stop twisting my words, Q!

And stop calling me a Doglizard, you bug-eyed, stubby-legged, patchwork piece of shit!
God damn I'm pissed!



Where's the whiskey?

>>338654
So is Tory the one you'd give a present to?

you might wanna hold off on it till you stop breathing fire..

>>338654
Is that fire in your mouth, or are you just working up a sick burn?
You know, one might say you're rather hot when you're angry.
Still, you should try to calm down - don't let these guys keep fanning your flames, you don't want to explode in rage.

Take it easy, Rynh.

Q 2010/12/25(Sat)09:07 No. 28858 ID: eb7f46
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>>338654
OKAY OKAY, TAKE A CHILL PILL, HOT STUFF.

I WAS JUST FUCKIN' AROUND, THERE'S NO NEED TO GET ALL HOTHEADED.

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY.

TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY AND ALL THAT TIRED BULLSHIT.

REALLY THERE, SWEETNESS, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND CALM DOWN.

I MEAN, YOU'VE REALLY GOTTEN UPSET IN THE PAST ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BRUSHED OFF. HONESTLY, ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE MORE SELF-CONFIDENCE, YEAH?
WAY TO DO THAT IS TO CONSTANTLY PUMP YOURSELF UP AND DON'T LET THE FUCKSTABLES GET TO YOU.
TELL YOURSELF AND KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU FIGHT GOOD AND WITH SOME PRACTICE, YOU'LL USE MAGIC EXTREMELY WELL WHICH IS SOMETHING I, FOR ONE, CAN'T DO.

NOW HERE, WHAT'S SAY YOU AND ME TAKE THIS BOTTLE OF BOOZE, GO SIT BY THE FIRE AND TAKE IT EASY FOR TODAY?

>>338658
good luck with that...
You just gave an insecure fire breather alcohol after pissing her off...

and she holds grudges...

I give you an hours to live if you don't prepare to be assaulted

Q, at first I thought you were in fact the stoic king of the motherfucker lands. Then these shenanigans gotta happen and you be spreading all these photo's about like when of them average motherfuckers, then you turn into a suave motherfucker by switching this shit up so much that you're the stoic adviser of the motherfucker land because we know those avid betrayers are the most suave.

But really, what kind of motherfucker are you? We need some form of confirmation of your position of the motherfuckerdom.

Also Merry Christmas to all you pimps and hos out there

>>338658
>she wants to fuck.

Chloe 2010/12/25(Sat)11:16 No. 28866 ID: dad664
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>>338611
A hangover.

Fuck, Q, would it hurt you t'NOT fuckin' yell all over the place? S'like a fuckin' MIRV goin' off in here.

Fuck, th'hell is the aspirin...

 

This is Rynh right now.

>>338666
Er... Is there someone sleeping by your side too? Damn! You got WASTED last night, huh?

>>338668
see
>>338470

Venji 2010/12/25(Sat)15:30 No. 28874 ID: 6547ec
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>>338636

FUZE PLEASE GO ON A CHRISTMAS DATE WITH ME

I MADE A GLAZED HAM AND A TURKEY AND POTATOES AND CORNBREAD AND RICE PILAF AND CRANBERRY SAUCE AND TWO KINDS OF GRAVY AND THREE KINDS OF PIE AND SOME BROWNIES
and there's nobody to share it with

oh, penji, you and venji and mitzi and hyperion can come too

>>338654
Rynh, you really need to chill the fuck out. Here, I brought you several various illicit narcotics for Christmas. Take your pick. You being pissed at everything is getting a bit trite.

Anonymous 2010/12/25(Sat)17:17 No. 28881 ID: 2563d4
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>>338653
>>338654

"So, y'reckon this is about the point to tell them that they excused themselves t'vanish upstairs around midnight?"

Y'know, shipping is pretty hilarious at first but eventually it just becomes rude.

Also ITQ DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

We ask questions, characters answer... If you guys keep making them talk to eachother like this it starts looking like some kind of avatarfag circlejerk.

So I may as well post a question.
Prince: How are you able to disobey orders so much?

Lyan 2010/12/25(Sat)20:47 No. 28891 ID: dd45d7
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>>338629
>>338638

"What was that you said we were drinking last night, again?"

Another question to all: Anyone get any action under the mistletoe? :3c

Penji: What is your favorite WEPON. Just in general. Don't be afraid to metagame and somehow remember things that you actually don't remember in your quest :B

Mitzi: So what does the world look like when your pupils go all Tri-Split like that?

>>338666
Congratulations, you've bedded a Gnome. Did he survive?

Penji 2010/12/26(Sun)02:17 No. 28906 ID: 8bdb6a
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>>338703
I remember a tozol rifle. A beam weapon. The very best kind.

I can remember almost nothing about it, save that if I had one, escaping Quadrant Five wouldn't be such a big deal.

>>338690
Herp, and also derp. Go back to bitching in the anon thread.

>>338704
Pretty sure those are Scellor ear tentacles.

>>338620
Mint, I think we are now best friends! Your twisted sense of humor tickles me :D

So, what is this "stunt" you pulled? I am most curious to get some dirt on that tiny deer!

(not to mention it'd be quite fun to try to top something that sounds so juicy~)

>>338674
D'aww... look at Roz~

Maolla Syrup 2010/12/26(Sun)09:13 No. 28912 ID: eb6fe5
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>>338700
Is that what that plant's called? Sort of a complicated name. But interesting, this earth thing you call kissing.

>>338666
That's not a hangover, it's... like the psychic equivalent of not being able to sit down for a while. You need a brain massage.

Maolla Syrup 2010/12/26(Sun)09:13 No. 28913 ID: eb6fe5
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>>338712
"A telepathic brain massage. A real one would be messy."

"I hear a cocktail of certain types of radiation can clear that up, too."

>>338713
Wow... it WAS a hell of a party! everyone got laid!

Anonymous 2010/12/26(Sun)09:28 No. 28916 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>338713
>>338715

>>338666
>>338712
>>338713
Chloe, I'd say you should let them do it.
Then let them do you, since this is an opportunity that's too good to pass up.

Mint 2010/12/26(Sun)09:41 No. 28919 ID: d6aefc
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>Man Mint that's messed up. You're messed up.
>Mint, I think we are now best friends! Your twisted sense of humor tickles me :D
Heh, thanks but this whole stunt thing was actually more an accident, than planned. I wish I HAD planned it though, I could have taken pictures then!

>what stunt did you pulled out?
>So, what is this "stunt" you pulled? I am most curious to get some dirt on that tiny deer!
prepare to be disappointed; Oken takes everything so seriously, and since it was BloodSanctum, I figure I could get her a fun little "toy" to help her relax. I knew she'd be angry, but I didn't expect her to completely flip out! the ungrateful bitch incinerated it in a TurboCleaner then ran off crying, that was three days ago, haven't seen her since.

>(not to mention it'd be quite fun to try to top something that sounds so juicy~)
I was gonna pick on her a little more at the X-mas party, but she didn't even show up! guess she's still upset or something

>>338719
She's just a prude, it sounds like. Somehow you and the rest of the group need to find a way to get her to relax and chill out. In a way that isn't resulting in her bursting into tears. Humans have a saying that best describes this. "All work and no play make Jack a dull boy." Or in this case, make Oken a dull doe.

Pirate Captain from CrashQuest: Is that really how you and your species talks, or are you just fulfilling a childhood pirate fantasy?

Dear Glukmil,

Why are you following a Goblin? Can't you go back to your little cave and bang rocks all day and live happily ever after? Are you stupid or something?

Chloe 2010/12/26(Sun)10:43 No. 28923 ID: dad664
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>>338713

Chloe 2010/12/26(Sun)10:43 No. 28924 ID: dad664
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>>338723
ONE of you better know how to cook.

>>338719
If she's crying she's probably has like a mega phobia of phallus's or something.

>>338725
In before Oken and Mint in the Woody and Buzz "DICKS EVERYWHERE" pose.

>>338725
Or she saw the fanart thread. :V

>>338728
Which would give her a phobia of phalluses

>>338724
Meh, if you can cook then they can rip that skill from you.
So, psychic multiple orgasms from multiple bodies. Ready for round two?

>>338719
Hmm. What if Oken is secretly a boy?

Though a fear of pingas might also be probable. Poor thing. Now it's a good excuse to mess with her~

FILE 6172-531-541 2010/12/26(Sun)19:17 No. 28935 ID: 07251b
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I.. believe you have my files, sir. I believe you are... very aware of my... numerous misdemeanors.

Hmn, a history test? Spacesuits have been white since the twentieth century AD, back trough the short Atomic Age. Orange and blue also happened in early times, but white survived the test of time.

I am not a Service Uniform Engineer, but I believe white was used to help with sun radiation and heat, and also so the wearer would make a clear silhouette against the dark space. Not like the first would be a problem nowdays.

... such a ruckus outside, like there's a riot or a party... t's over now...

Arklite 2010/12/26(Sun)19:25 No. 28936 ID: d6aefc
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YAARRR, Cap'n Kushkron don't feel like gabbin with you lugs, so I's be answerin yer questions for im

>So I guess my next question is for the good old Capn': Why the fuck you trying to run off planet with an entire armada surrounding the planet shooting anything that leaves it? You stupid or something?

yarr har har, the cap'n be a clever scoundrel, he be knowing bout the blind spot Astraners be havin on the portside bow, a quick duck in close, and if yer got the shield ta take it, ye might as well be sailin clear water.

>Another question to all: Anyone get any action under the mistletoe? :3c
yarr if by "mistletoe" ye be meaning the tip of torpedo, and by action ye mean sweet jaggin of a tender lady, then yarr I be having quite o kind a that kinda action.

>Pirate Captain from CrashQuest: Is that really how you and your species talks, or are you just fulfilling a childhood pirate fantasy?

you best not be slamming the Cap'ns talking skills, he be trained in 15 dialects and no trace of an accent, on any single one, he be quite fluent, clearly ye be daft.

>>338736
Is that a real mustache or are you an Ork with some straw stuck up it's nose?

>>338736
Shouldn't shooting the astranian slaves be low priority amidst all this chaos? I mean the bugs are your biggest problem here. Or is that one woman that's deceased now just really like killing enough to be irrational about it. I can understand her boyfriend's shooting them after her, but she has horrible priorities.

>>338709
>>338723
>>338724
I stand mistaken. I was almost certain those were Gnome's spindly little arms.

Mint, Hoft, Fuze, Zane, etc, what are YOUR thoughts on the pinkskins who think all of you are adorable and want to hug you and pet you?

Tiny Deer: If you take off your boots can you stand on the tip of your hooves? I bet you can't.

Directed at all of the CrashQuest cast members (yes, you too Zane).

What's your favorite hobby?

Discounting incongruous continuity lapses ("crossovers" in the parlance), for all characters of /quest/, were you to have to select ANY other /quest/ character with whom to spend one year with in a quasi-romantic state, whom would it be, and why?

Anonymous 2010/12/30(Thu)19:00 No. 29025 ID: 2563d4
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>>338822
>spend one year with in a quasi-romantic state

Does that look like something I have the time for?

>have to

Fine. Someone catatonic effectively renders the issue moot and places no demands on me. Also provides me with somewhere to hang my bromeliads.

"Oh Hyper-watsit, your armless, unmoving torso makes it look like my mansion is decorated with fine Grecian sculpture~" There. Done.

I'm getting back to this before I drop a mental stitch and accidentally the whole universe.

Thodren 2010/12/30(Thu)19:55 No. 29027 ID: 8c0848
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>>338822
Hmm... A year, huh? Maybe that fine Miss Dilia. She's got some things goin' on that I can appreciate.

Or maybe that tiny deer.

Alexei 2010/12/30(Thu)20:08 No. 29028 ID: c152fb
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>>338822
I would have to go with Chloe, the Bodacious Kinky Bunny Babe. I'm a fan of strong women who know what they want. I could probably get past the fur. And the ears could be good handholds. The whole superpowered mutant shapeshifter thing would take a while to get used to, but hey. Nobody's perfect. At least it would never get boring with her around.

???!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2010/12/30(Thu)20:32 No. 29031 ID: 0b5a64
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>>338822
Oh, anyone! Anyone to keep me from being brutally raped again and again! The constant, brutal agony is too much to bear, but it's impossible to kill myself! If only someone would rescue me...

Or maybe that tiny deer.

>>338831
It's not rape if you enjoy it you little slut!

Falcon 2010/12/30(Thu)21:03 No. 29034 ID: 2d9875
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>>338822
One day baby.
One day.

>Why
I could use the pixels.

Dilia 2010/12/30(Thu)21:14 No. 29036 ID: 6547ec
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>>338822
>>/questarch/223020
...This isn't a very difficult question, is it?

Ruz !TEEDashxDA 2010/12/30(Thu)21:58 No. 29041 ID: e973f4
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>>338822
But... everyone else is so much bigger than I am. I don't think it would really work...

Well, maybe that tiny deer.

Oken (aka: tinydeer) 2010/12/30(Thu)22:38 No. 29043 ID: b6c6fc
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>>338822
now I don't really have a thing for pinkskins, the no fur thing is real weird. but Tory, he's special I think I could look past it.

He has so much energy and drive, he knows what he wants from life and devotes his whole being to make it happen. that is a man I could love. he's creative, smart and honestly quite pretty for a pinky, he loves machines as much as me probably more, maybe he'd even let me drive one of his, I can't think of anyone else I'd want to co-pilot with.

but I know he's not interested in someone like me, oh well.

>>338843
Tory! Tell us that love can bloom on the questanfield!

>>338843
I hate to burst your bubble, but I hear he's gay.

Telmes 2010/12/30(Thu)23:17 No. 29046 ID: bf1e7e
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Well Telwis never really spoke of romance, but I did find this drawing in his journal.

>>338845

With a rat too

- Evangelina 2010/12/31(Fri)06:09 No. 29056 ID: b7cbaa
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Well, I don't know. I've got no names, but those green guys with a tentacle on their forehead sure sound like fun people.

Alpha-14 2010/12/31(Fri)06:13 No. 29057 ID: b7cbaa
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"A new years with a fictional character? I think I'd spend with some tuff n' strong, with a hidden gentle side, who knows a fight and always looks cool... you know what I mean?"

Alpha-14 2010/12/31(Fri)06:15 No. 29058 ID: b7cbaa
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"Acknowledged."
"What about you, Andrews?"
"Same."
"Really?"
"... no."

FILE 6172-531-541 2010/12/31(Fri)06:16 No. 29059 ID: b7cbaa
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What-- what kind of--

Uh... with a tiny deer?

Sensation 2010/12/31(Fri)06:44 No. 29060 ID: fa43b7
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>>338822

Such a variety of choice across universes... Dessen. Dessen is, well. I know it would have no such interest in me, but... There's something about its attitude that reminds me of someone. It does what it wants, fears no consequences, and still looks out for its friends' interests.

Of course, compared to something existing across more dimensions than I can even conceive of and capable of far greater things than I can ever imagine, I would be lying to myself to think it'd ever feel more than amused condescension towards me. But I can dream. I can dream...

>>338859
And that's exactly the kind of answer which would get you sent to a remote planet without supplies.

Admiral Argus Ductor 2010/12/31(Fri)09:23 No. 29065 ID: 35cea2
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...

to Mint
Are you a friend of Prince?

to Hoft
What is your favorite weapon? It can be anything.

Chloe 2010/12/31(Fri)10:46 No. 29069 ID: dad664
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>>338822
Hnnh. Tough one. Took me awhile t'figger this one out, but I think I'd go with that Zane gal. She's tough, rough around th'edges in the good way, and most importantly of all, in dire need of learnin' t'loosen up!

Dunno what I'd do about th'height difference though. I think she only comes up t'bout my waist.

You say that like having her at cunt level at all times is a bad thing.

Imagine what she could do under a table.

>>338869
Nice shirt...
You interested in Homestuck Chloe?

Open question: Have you seen the anon thread? :3c

Fuze 2010/12/31(Fri)19:16 No. 29084 ID: b6c6fc
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>Fuze just how do the ladies treat you when life is actually less frantic
. . . I'd rather not talk about this

>FUZE PLEASE GO ON A CHRISTMAS DATE WITH ME
I'm flattered, really I am, but how should I put this politely . . . I am not interested in homosexual relations. I'm sure your a wonderful individual and will find a man who can return your emotions, but I regret to inform you that man isn't me.

>>338715
oh? there was a party? I see . . .
I suppose my invitation must have been lost in the mail . . . obviously

>what are YOUR thoughts on the pinkskins who think all of you are adorable and want to hug you and pet you?
it's quite tragic that so many creatures judge us souly by our physical appears.

>>338884

Any normal straight man who has been saved from a sure death by a sexy woman like Oken, would be all over her by now!

Are you shy? Or just rejecting it?

>>338884
:c
okay will you at least stop me from dying horribly to kidney failure

I seem to be trapped in something of a vicious circle. I never answer ITQ questions with any of my characters because nobody asks any questions, and the lack of answers cements the idea that it's pointless to ask any to my cast.
The problem really is that on the rare occasion a question is asked, I generally don't see it. This thread moves fast and short of reading the whole thing and every drawn-out question, the best I can do is search for every one of my character's names, and even then there are questions at them that could fly under the radar.

I propose a revamp: Any time a response is expected from a character, preface the post (or just put, in the "subject" field) the name of the author. Then everyone can just search for that and easily find any questions they're capable of addressing.

It would make things easier for me, and I'd assume a lot of people besides, and I'd actually be able to answer some questions and participate in this whole idea.

>>338890
No sorry.
I'd rather ask the bishy from (insert currently popufur quest) if he wants my knotted magical kitsune cock in his murrhole~

So Nina. What did you do before enlisting in the Oikalosian army?

>>338706
Penji, I will find you the very best very best tozol rifle even if it takes me the rest of eternity.


YOU LOOK SO SAD THINKING OF IT ;_______;

>>338895
Hey. Asshole.
I don't care whether or not you're being facetious, this is an inappropriate response to that post. Don't be a dick when someone is trying to be serious about that kind of stuff. Fucker.

Nina 2010/12/31(Fri)23:24 No. 29107 ID: d96936
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>>338904
Would I lose warrior cred if I told you I was a dodgeball coach?

Well, among other things. I was a paper pusher for some actuary firm, but that was just my day job. My main occupation was with the Church. I guess you could call me a community organizer, but I think that's a pretty posh label for what I did.
I managed to bring my girls' dodgeball team to the district semifinal once, though. That's pretty cool. For a given definition of the word, anyway. One day my brother decided to sign up for the military, and the fact that I was a votress in the Church at that point helped me into an Officer position, so I decided I would, too. He ended up being a pencil pusher somewhere behind the front line, and I ended up here.
So there you go. It's not a particularly exciting story, but I get enough of those now that I'm a soldier.

>>338907
Huh. So how do you feel now that you are a soldier? IE: what are your opinions on the war, etc. Or even about your fellow soldiers, Myrrhine and Alexi?

>>338906
While I agree with your point, it's better to make it without name-calling. That just makes the problem bigger.

Nina 2011/01/01(Sat)00:00 No. 29114 ID: 310377
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>>338910
The war? Well, Oikalos has been at war since it was founded. That's twenty years. If it hasn't been Intalos, it's been someone else. But we've never been the aggressors, and if you ask me we're in the right. I don't pretend to love war, but the way I see it, the fighting's going to happen anyway, so why not be there for it and see if you can't keep some people alive?

Alexei seems to enjoy himself a little too much. He's perfectly friendly, and he's really a funny person, and I'm certainly glad he's on our side, and that he's channeling his... energy into something constructive, but I'm not sure what he would be if he wasn't a soldier. I'm not sure if I'd want to know him.
Myrrhine I haven't known for very long. I had been expecting someone maybe a bit, uh, taller, but she certainly seems perfectly competent so far. She's young, though, and I can only hope Alexei isn't being a negative influence on her. I've seen the way he looks at her, sometimes...

Tory Sinclair 2011/01/01(Sat)04:37 No. 29120 ID: 9b6c31
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>Discounting incongruous continuity lapses ("crossovers" in the parlance), for all characters of /quest/, were you to have to select ANY other /quest/ character with whom to spend one year with in a quasi-romantic state, whom would it be, and why?

I'd rather not. Romance is bothersome, consumes time and brings distractions. I don't need that kind of stuff. Helena's crew is fine, since they bother me very rarely.
If I absolutely had to choose, the romantic subject must be female human, have understanding of modern technology, be courteous, look pretty and not interfere with my projects.
That narrows list down quite a bit, yes?

>>338920
You know you want the doglizard and nobody else.

>>338920
Got a girl but there is one small problem.
>>333890
She is a tiny deer.
>>338843
She already likes you.
>>/questarch/240332
She likes her machines too and is a pretty good pilot.

I think you two would work out well together.

Lyan 2011/01/01(Sat)07:52 No. 29125 ID: f123de
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>>338895
>I'd rather ask the bishy from (insert currently popufur quest) if he wants my knotted magical kitsune cock in his murrhole~

But I don't even know you~

Anonymous 2011/01/01(Sat)10:44 No. 29129 ID: 725496
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>were you to have to select ANY other /quest/ character with whom to spend one year with in a quasi-romantic state, whom would it be, and why?
I... I know who I would select.
There's only one for me.

>>338929
Ship ship ship!

I believe one of them is missing an eye
And it isn't Tom

>>338923
Oh, and she's more experienced with technology that doesn't exist yet. Things like energy shields that vaporize enemies on contact, manpack anti-matter cannons capable of destroying hardened spacecraft, sentient robot bombs.
Oh, and she's capable of masterfully piloting and/or driving basically anything.

Oken 2011/01/01(Sat)17:08 No. 29153 ID: b6c6fc
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>He meant is there anyone back home you have a crush on. Someone who makes your heart go all aflutter and always makes you laugh and you can't help but blush whenever they talk to you~
. . . not any more, I don't like thinking about people, I don't like getting attached to people, I'm an AcePilot with my life style things are just easier that way.

>Tiny Deer: If you take off your boots can you stand on the tip of your hooves? I bet you can't.
check it out, I totally can!

>What's your favorite hobby?
well I guess I like to collect good luck charms, but all AcePilots do that!
does athletics count?

Kassandra, what do you think of that unflattering jumpsuit they make you wear?

Oken, I'm sorry about asking this intrusive and embarrassing question again but you never did get back to me on whether or not you have a fear of phallus's.

>>338953

Hey Tiny Deer (Oken)! Your tiny hooves are really cute. You should show them off more.

>>338953

Good luck charms? Now that sounds rather interesting, actually. I'd assume what your species considers a sign of good luck differs quite a bit from the standard human good luck charms of four-leaf clovers and horseshoes. What do you consider a sign of good luck?

>>338920
>>338923
... Make this happen

Tory Sinclair 2011/01/02(Sun)04:46 No. 29183 ID: 9b6c31
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>>338921
lolno.
>>338923
lolno. I don't do deer.
>>338952
Stealing and reverse-engineering technology does not require romance.
>>338970
lolno.

>Stealing and reverse-engineering technology does not require romance
clearly you've never heard of James Bond.
maybe if you mad scientists actually learned something from his skill set, you wouldn't fail so consistantly, and miserably.

>>338983
Tory, have I told you that you're my hero? Because you are.

>>338983
... As a partner in epic raids at least?

Mitzi!

What's the one food/dessert which is your own little personal sin to indulge in?

August de Sauterelle 2011/01/02(Sun)20:06 No. 29215 ID: 0405f3
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>>338856
What's this here? Did you, a priestess, just express interest in spending time with a species known for their casual orgies? Colloquially the 'Verdant Succubi of the Starred Void? I mean, we've heard the rumors about your father, but damn girl, you didn't even specify any in particular, just 'them'.

>>338983
You know, you could just nod and move on, I mean what are she chances of you actually meeting the poor girl, a billion to none? Besides, at least it could put a bolt on those annoying 'rumors' flying around.

>>338822
Mmmm a good question. Unlike most here I'm not really a... how do you say it, Xenophile? Ignoring the whole scent aspect of attraction (only some fae smell properly attractive to us but I assume that's some witchery on their part.) Patchy body fur causes many to look somewhat diseased to our eyes, along with the complete lack of proper tail makes it all a bit too unsettling to physically consider.

So, those parameters narrow it down to... erhm?

>Besides, at least it could put a bolt on those annoying 'rumors' flying around.

I'm sorry Tory, I'm usually the last to doubt someone when they claim their orientation, but your complete and utter disinterest in women is starting to limit your credibility.

your not a robot Tory (not yet) , as a young adult male your raging sexual desires are only natural, it's nothing to be ashamed of, it's all part of being human

I know you like to put on the tough guy front, but it's Ok, we're not going to judge you. we're all friends here, you don't have to hide behind that mask anymore, just let go and be your self, you'll thank us all later

>>338983
I said technology that doesn't exist yet. You can't steal and reverse engineer something that doesn't exist. The only way to acquire that information would be to do so from her.

... Or Mint, but I think you'd become rivals what with her ability to construct and repair things of all sorts with incredulous speed.

Leimahtaa 2011/01/02(Sun)21:37 No. 29218 ID: 8c0848
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>were you to have to select ANY other /quest/ character with whom to spend one year with in a quasi-romantic state, whom would it be, and why?

All of these creatures are so inconsequential, I cannot choose one. Even the beings of great power are largely crude, stupid beasts or twisted of mind and body. Quite frankly, most of the choices bore me to no end and I will have none of them...

Except maybe that tiny deer.

Muschio 2011/01/02(Sun)22:12 No. 29219 ID: 725496
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>were you to have to select ANY other /quest/ character with whom to spend one year with in a quasi-romantic state, whom would it be, and why?
"Quasi-romantic" may as well substitute for "quasi-masochistic". I suppose if I were forced the torture of dealing with being locked to a partner for an entire agonizing year, I would prefer to choose someone who finds the idea of love just as repugnant as I do. A few options come to mind, and whether they deplore it for the same reasons as I do is irrelevant.

Barring that as an option, I suppose I would have to settle for someone sexually appealing. A few more full-figured women come to mind, but I doubt even the world's greatest curves would make up for the trouble of "romance".
I imagine I'd just have to emphasize the "quasi" part.

>>339019
So then you want a harem instead of a single partner, is that it?

Muschio 2011/01/02(Sun)22:30 No. 29221 ID: 725496
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>>339020
Reading comprehension not your strong suit? Or did your poor little brain short out before you got past the pretty pictures?

No, I don't want a harem. I want the opposite of a harem: I want ZERO "romantic" interests.
I'd choose someone as disgusted by love as I am so that we could spend the year in question avoiding each other completely. If the chosen partner was someone who was in love with the idea of love, I would have to deal with them. I would have to get them to leave me alone. But if they were as repulsed by me as I was of them, then we could just stay out of each other's way.
If interaction were forced between us, only then would I be moved to select a physically-attractive partner, as those fleeting carnal pleasures would be the only kind I could draw from the entire experience. But sexual indulgence is not worth having to deal with so-called "romance", especially for an entire year.

>>339021
Oh? What about Finesse? Surely a loyal minion that obeys your every whim would make it a tolerable experience.

>>339021
A non-romantic harem is always an option, you know. Imagine having several very attractive shapely ladies willing to serve you in every way, and since there are so many of them none of them would feel especially important to you. Superficial relations at their finest.

>>339021
Okay, well then let's alter the question a bit for you then.

Forget the romance aspect, forget love. Who would you want to most have a one night stand with?

>>339021
Weaver - Muschio
Who would you most like to fuck that Ridder has stolen away from you? Ritari, Nan, Ashedel, other?
Do Voltos lay eggs or give live birth?

>>339021

You're missing out, birdman.

bg - Fireclaw:

Why don't you just go up and talk to the Captain? You are a powerful wizard who leads the tribe. You can do what you want.

>>339038

perhaps she's shy

Nako 2011/01/03(Mon)10:31 No. 29245 ID: 8c0848
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>were you to have to select ANY other /quest/ character with whom to spend one year with in a quasi-romantic state, whom would it be, and why?

Long term, monogamous relationships? You're into some freaky shit here, guys. This is were I'm supposed to say "That tiny deer", but screw that!
If I had to ride one dick for a year straight, I'd take Flails Breaker. He'd know how to mix it up.

>>339045
Actually, apparently not!
>>326461
>Yeah, as much as he likes to use his organ, he's really not very creative with it. His whole repertoire consists entirely of "from the front," "animal-style," and "in the mouth."

Nako 2011/01/03(Mon)10:44 No. 29247 ID: 8c0848
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>>339046
Fuckin' lame. How do you get to be a magical superbeing that can transform pretty much anything into anything else and have no fucking imagination? It's a god damn travesty.

>>339047
It truly is. Should probably pick someone else. Or several someone elses.

>>339047

Maybe you could teach him.

Hey, Hey Oken!

Are these your relatives? They are tiny and deer.

>>/questarch/250636

Screw this lovey-dovey crap. The holidays are over and we put away the mistletoe. Time for fisticuffs.

QUESTION TO EVERYONE
Pick a character! Tell us who you wanna fite!

>>339015
You realize that, as >>338929 points out, you're not limited to those OUTSIDE your own dimension/quest.

>>339057

Yes, we here at Questco™ believe in ambiguous terminology.

Chloe 2011/01/03(Mon)23:49 No. 29264 ID: dad664
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>>338875
It's a good webcomic thingy. I rather like the Vriska Serket character.

>>339055
Maji-Beast Amiel from Tezakia. She's the only super-powered being that I can think of who would probably be an even match for me. Would definitely be hella fun!

Blacwick!94Ud9yTfxQ 2011/01/04(Tue)12:47 No. 29267 ID: a6008c
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>were you to have to select ANY other /quest/ character with whom to spend one year with in a quasi-romantic state, whom would it be, and why?
An entire YEAR? Um... uh... huh. A year is a really long time, you know? And this entire place is full of weird monsters and stuff. I'd really rather trade fists than romance most of them. Especially that tiny deer. She pilots mecha or something, right? Yeah, that could be fun. Lots of bits on robots that explode when you use enough fire.

Back on topic, I don't know who this Leimahtaa character from 21 posts ago is, but dang, she's cute. I guess I wouldn't mind chaining her down for a year. Especially since it sounds like she'd hate it the entire time. Oh the heroes that would come to rescue a damsel in distress as cute as her!

>>339067
You know she turns into a dragon, right?

>>339067
Yeah about that, she's a bit more likely to be eating distressed damsels than being one. Shapeshifting dragon and all that. But you know maybe the two of you could work something out, not like fire breathing and sinister shapeshifting sexiness isn't right up your alley. You'll have a hell of a time earning her favor though, start off by stealing lots of jewelry and swearing your total servitude. She just might not immediately destroy you if you do that.

>>339067
You two would make for a perfect couple. She's one fierce MILF.

What do you say Leimahtaa, would you give flameboy a chance?

Hoft 2011/01/04(Tue)13:38 No. 29271 ID: b6c6fc
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>See, stoic muthafucker. Say it, Hoft. Say you're a stoic muthafucker
No.

>>338822
Aggiea, she's got a nice figure, and a sweet personality, what more could you ask for?

>to Hoft, What is your favorite weapon? It can be anything.
anything huh, well there's this super secret experiment weapon in hanger 3 . . . never seen anything so kick ass, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if I "borrowed" it for a day or two, heh.

>>339055
Tav, seems like he'd be good in a fight, also I could squeeze in the match while I'm there to pick up Aggiea

Blacwick!94Ud9yTfxQ 2011/01/04(Tue)13:48 No. 29272 ID: a6008c
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>Pick a character! Tell us who you wanna fite!
...Fight? Oh man, there are so many choices! Well lessee, I'd probably want someone who'd have a good sense of humor about it, and someone who'd give me a decent challenge... and I'd want to try my hand against the various heroes, too, so Assault and Battery and Dongman would be nice opponents. (Although, Dongman kind of intimidates me...) I wouldn't mind fighting some of those weirder aliens, too, although I'm not sure I'd win against a tozol. Oh, Tory would be fun too, although he's not one to hold back. I'd have to wait until I was sure I wouldn't lose that one.

>You know she turns into a dragon, right?
That just makes it even better! I could ride her into battle and stuff! That would be so cool.

>Earn favor, servitude
Hey hey, the question didn't ask for logistics. Just names. I already have a girlfriend, I don't need another. This is all hypothetical. Logistically, she'd probably be a huge pain in the ass and I wouldn't want much to do with her. Hypothetically, a shapeshifting pet dragon is really freaking cool.

>Tav, seems like he'd be good in a fight,
Oh hey yeah, good point, pompadour. Tav would be pretty great too. Plate armor, running up walls, lightning gun... He'd be just like any other superhero I run into on a daily basis.

Anonymous 2011/01/04(Tue)13:51 No. 29273 ID: 2563d4
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>>339055
>Pick a character! Tell us who you wanna fite!

Does that look like something I have the time for?

Same answer. I'll even be sporting and let him swing first. Take your best shot, you ornamental space-weasel.

Leimahtaa 2011/01/04(Tue)14:22 No. 29274 ID: 8c0848
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>>339067
>>339072
Impudent worm. I can not be restrained. I can not be controlled. I am fire made flesh and all of creation trembles before my might.

>What do you say Leimahtaa, would you give flameboy a chance?
Such a feeble creature. How could he possibly amuse me?

>Hypothetically, a shapeshifting pet dragon is really freaking cool.

Hypothetically, I would reduce you to ashen powder for entertaining the thought.

>>339074
>How could he possibly amuse me?
How can anyone? You seem persistently unamusable. Unless you enjoy being brought to new heights of burning rage, and he seems to be doing a bang-up job of that. It's a bit hard to pin down your type, beyond having flings with stubborn kobolds and playing with tiny deer. Both of which might count as "feeble", I should add.

You might so enjoy continuously crushing his illusions of grandeur and bending him to your will that you use him your personal knight of flame and brimstone, sending him to gather the greatest treasures of distant lands for you.

Hypothetically.

>>339074
Oh you know, sexual favours and stuff. Also, you could team up and rob Fort Knox or something. A ridiculous amount of gold, just for you. Well mainly for you, I'm sure you could get him to give you his share as well.

And it's always a bit useful to have servants who aren't completly awful at everything.

Blacwick!94Ud9yTfxQ 2011/01/04(Tue)14:54 No. 29279 ID: a6008c
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>>339074
I'll entertain any thoughts I like, thank you very much. Besides, if you didn't want people to like you, you wouldn't transform into such a hotty in your human form. Or elven, or whatever that was. C'mon, you're hot, I'm hot. Let's burn the world, baby.

>>339074

Hey dragon-lady, Baron Obsidian has a lot of things going for him. I mean, he has a ninja butler, he can teleport, he owns a moon base.

Penji 2011/01/04(Tue)15:43 No. 29281 ID: 8bdb6a
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>Tell us who you wanna fite!
There've been a number of engagements I'd have been proud to participate in. Ryxix's assault on Suri was a very close affair, and could have had a much different outcome with the addition of even one healthy, armed tozol on either side.

The Splinter's continuing military operations on Greztghakhri make for another interesting scenario. Transhuman military doctrine there is to rely on hardened, static positions backed by massively superior firepower. They've proven incapable of adapting to massive numerical inferiority or to their own chronic heavy munition shortage, even after years. They'd be unlikely to trust me as an adviser - given my brain damage, I hardly trust myself - but I'd make an effective scout, of which the Splinter currently has none. They have sixteen heavily cyborged commandos, but they don't have the mobility for long term independent operations.

The humans have no real concept of the actual command structure of the Snarren or the Ghatung Gadderunhg. If they have leaders on the planet's surface, then those leaders have heads which can be removed from their bodies and left in the tents of their second in command.

It depends a lot on what effect, if any, my psi-resistance has on 'magic.' I'd imagine they're just different words for the same basic thing, but I don't know.

>>339081
I think it's less about the forces involved but what it specifically does. You may be defended from magical effects on your mind and perhaps transmutations and curses and the like, but not from the effects of magically powered energy attacks and force effects. But again it's hard to tell without testing.

Tory would be the one to ask, I think.

>>339081
Would be interesting to see. As well as seeing you fight one of the huge Snarren with the weaselbar. That would be awesome.

>>339081
Wait... Where'd she find that tree?

>>339074
you did let a kobold bang you...
I'm pretty sure he's better hung, more powerful, and way more influential than that kobold that impregnated you...

and then you dumped the baby... which is pretty unhonorable/undragonlike (didn't wait for it to mature before kicking it out...)

Leimahtaa 2011/01/04(Tue)20:26 No. 29292 ID: 8c0848
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>I'm pretty sure he's better hung, more powerful, and way more influential than that kobold that impregnated you...

I indulge in whatever whims I choose and this tiny human does not amuse me.

>and then you dumped the baby...

I have no need to coddle my children. They are strong or they die. I do not pander to the weak.

>which is pretty unhonorable/undragonlike
Do not presume to tell me what is dishonorable. I am beyond your petty notions of right and wrong and I will not be patronized by the likes of you.
She still lives and she is superior to any purebred kobold in every way. I need do nothing else.

>>339092
Wasn't the kobold having the big cajones to stand up and take your shit like a real man what amused you? If this baron found a way to amuse you then he might have a chance? Bitch better find a way to juggle up something fierce because you seem like a tough woman to entertain.

>>339093
I thought it was more of a "Oh good grief this kobold is back for the 3,288,101 time, trying to get in my pants. You know what, fuck it, I'm bored, and tired of seeing him try the same thing every week."

And then Rynh was made.

Hey, Lei-Lei. Approximate net worth of your hoard?

Anonymous 2011/01/04(Tue)22:09 No. 29295 ID: 1729f3
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So, Miss Dilia, how does this make you feel?

Mitzi Tibur 2011/01/05(Wed)02:45 No. 29300 ID: 8bdb6a
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>Mitzi! What's the one food/dessert which is your own little personal sin to indulge in?
Ice cream. Orange sherbet flavored. I don't really like chocolate. Well. Comparably. Not feelin' too picky after the ol 'prison food and poison' diet.

>quasi-romance
Sweet Buddha Jesus. Pretty much everyone's either some kind of weird creature or a gigantic asshole or both. Given the choice, I guess I'd aim for one of the less threatening critters. Like one of those green alien dudes. Mitrel, I think.

>Tell us who you wanna fite!
No one. I don't want to fight anyone. I just want to go home. And sleep in a bed. Maybe get some therapy. Figure out how to stop the... the whole. You know. Arm-shifting. Thing.

>So what does the world look like when your pupils go all Tri-Split like that?
...they do what?

Yo Mitzaaaaaaay, before this all this shit that went down was homelife pretty good? You had Galpals with all sleepovers, shopping, boy-gushing and all that?

Hell I bet you wore footzee pajamas and jumped on your Mom and Dad's bad with your bro for Christmas as a child.

>>339095
Dear god, learn to resize. oC canvases are smaller.

>>339092
So your fetish is amusing size differences.

You're totally in there, Ruzke.

Dear adorable Space Ant operator,

Are military personnel allowed to bear arms on civilian flights?

>>339103

I had to be sure it was big enough to satisfy miss dilia.

Anonymous 2011/01/05(Wed)08:27 No. 29307 ID: f5e4b4
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>>339105

The name is Moki.

And no, only security staff are allowed to bear arms in a civilian flight. Which shouldn't either be a problem because the security measures in the Space Intersections are very strict, and would stop any passenger (no matter if they're part of the army or not) from embarking with illegal weaponry in the spaceship.

>>339107
No illegal weaponry, right, listen up Moki...
>looks at picture
Hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

Chloe 2011/01/05(Wed)11:27 No. 29309 ID: dad664
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>>339100
They look JUST

LIKE

THIIIIIS!

Okay well not exactly like this but y'get the point. Personally, I think it's cool lookin'. And you get both eyes t'do that, I only have th'one and it's stuck that way!

And why would y'want to get rid of all those neat shiftery abilities!? Yer like a livin' swiss army knife, woman! Y'can do just about anythin' y'want with those limbs o'yers if y'just put yer mind to it. C'mon, y'can't tell me that there ain't a single thread of anger at how those fucks treated yah! And now y'can slice 'n dice 'em all up into teeny tiny little chunks, or split 'em in half, or flay 'em wide open~

Besides, that Penji chick'd probably appreciate you seriousin' right the fuck up and wreckin' shit along with her so she don't have t'do all the work herself.

>>339110
Aww, your look of horror is so cute. Just want to take you back home and nurse you back to sanity.

>>339092
I'm just using what I know about dragons, lady...
Then again, the books can be wrong...
or there can be exceptions...

Also, she's superior to pure kobolds cause she's half dragon... that's pretty obvious...

of course, you coulda just left her with your kobold followers... but you didn't. Ashamed?


moving on-
Epsilon:
Jack is explodeded...
how do you feel (in detail)

>>339109
>>339110
I love you guys.

Dilia 2011/01/05(Wed)21:02 No. 29317 ID: 6547ec
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>>339095
Like I need a shower.

I'm not so obsessed with salt licks that I'd get down on all fours and ignore the pile of leavings right beside me!

...I don't even like salt licks!

>>339107
What if the captain granted somebody permission to carry weapons? Would an off-duty colonel then be permitted to do so?
What if there was an emergency situation, such as a murderer on the loose on the ship? How would that change things?

Lyan 2011/01/06(Thu)01:57 No. 29320 ID: f123de
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>>339055

I'm really not interested in casual violence but perhaps... Chloe? The Obsidian Baron? They might pose a challenge. I'm probably closest in capabilities to an Ascendi, and I'm not interested in competing with so-called magic or psionics.

...but there's really only one sophont I might like to kill right now.

>>339120
Yourself?

>>339120
Watch where you're pointing that, will ya? Might poke someone's eye out.

>>339120
How do you plan to kill a blob of gel with a cutting weapon, exactly?

>>339127
A smart cutting weapon. As in, it'll figure something out.

Dilia 2011/01/06(Thu)08:12 No. 29330 ID: 6547ec
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>>339117
*Lick lick lick lick lick*

Jiniki 2011/01/06(Thu)09:34 No. 29331 ID: 6547ec
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>>339055
Oh gosh is that like playing? I wanna play with Sal because she talks with her mind like I do and we could play patty-cake and hide and seek and we could both turn out to be someone else and we'll giggle and dress up like princesses and then we'll have ice cream and we'll watch My little pony because I really like that show and my favorite is Pinkie Pie because she's really funny~

Huh? Sal is neuter? What's that mean?

Anonymous 2011/01/06(Thu)22:32 No. 29342 ID: a7a85a
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>>339130


Wait, so if we were to go out and in a clear display of how much we like you...get a dildo
made of salt...?

:3c

>>339142

Wouldn't that.... HURT?!

>>339142

That's retarded. It would feel like PURE PAIN.

>>339150
>>339149
Well you could just use it orally.

?!DReamEr2eU 2011/01/07(Fri)11:27 No. 29352 ID: 55c4cf
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>>339112

I'm afraid Epsilon is not in the position to answer any of your questions. I will be bold and let you know that I won't allow knowledge to spread before its time.

I'm sure you can find these types of things out the hard way if you really tried.

=w=

Sal 2011/01/07(Fri)17:25 No. 29356 ID: f123de
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[Yeah. Why... why don't you go go hide and I'll count to a zillion and come find you. And then after maybe we'll play some dress-up. That'll be fun, right?]

...

Oken 2011/01/07(Fri)22:03 No. 29358 ID: b6c6fc
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>>338962
I-I'm an AcePilot! we aren't afraid of anything!

>>338965
my hooves aren't tiny!, I even looked this up!, my hooves are even BIGGER than that of Solan "deer", beside my feet would get could if I didn't wear shoes, also it would be unprofessional do operate out of full uniform.

>>338968
NO! It is forbidden to talk openly about that sort of thing!

>>339053
could you please stop making fun of me, I don't like being teased

Alright then. How do your little boots stay on? Do you have something like our horseshoes for when you don't wear boots? Or do you just go barefoot and clip clop around all adorable like?

It's good to hear you like to keep your hoofsies warm at home either way.

Hey guys, don't pick on Oken that much.

Oken: why can't you talk about it? Is there some sort of secret code for it or something?

>>339149
>>339150

She can't stop herself from licking salt.
Try to keep up.

>>339158
You know we only tease you because we like you.

>>339158

It's true what >>339162 said, Oken. We all really like you. You're like the kid-sister we never had!

> my hooves aren't tiny!, I even looked this up!, my hooves are even BIGGER than that of Solan "deer

Interesting! Do tell us more. I seem to have misplaced that adorable picture of you and your father. Do the males of your species grow antlers like solar "deer" do?

>>339158
Legitimate question. Do you think that mutual peace could ever occur between the Astranians and Solars?

Also, in the event of a peacetime, have you considered switching your profession from "Ace Pilot" to "Speedship Racer?" You seem to have an affinity for speed.

Kassandra!vUeLvxjy2o 2011/01/08(Sat)10:28 No. 29369 ID: a032e7
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>>338960
You mean the flight suits? They're okay, I guess. I've only worn them twice for training. They're really hard to get on and off, but... I'd rather be unflattered than dead.

>>339158
So you like phalluses? How much do you like phalluses? Demonstrate.

>>339169
>They're really hard to get on and off
must be a pain to go to the bathroom . . .

so you're a rookie huh? you must really be looking forward to your fist real assignment, have you heard what it is yet?

>>339167, >>339158

Speed Racer Oken is a must now.

Penji, are you a veteran of the Psychic Wars? If so, how many? A thousand?

Mitzi, I'm very disappointed in you. You are smart. You know how much abilities like that can help you. And how they can be used to help your allies and hurt your enemies. You are letting your emotions get in the way of logical thinking.

You are smart, strong, fast, tough, shapeshifting, psionic, mindrape tentacles, interface with Valciens. You have amazing potential. Use it. Don't throw it away or try to ignore it or pretend it hasn't happened.

PS I love you and wish I had Valcien powers too.

Chloe. How does bondage work with you? Can't you slip out of anything by shifting?

>>339230
I oughtta say... that'd be odd..
Mainly cause she'd also be able to tie herself up with herself among other things...
and she has her own whip...
and... oh god my brain...

Question for Agent Smeth.

Is Ms Belkresh always so... helpful? She seems quite the lady, if you don't mind me saying so!

Titzi: What would you consider to be the perfect thing to bite and why?

Venji: When you get out of that place, what kind of job do you want?

Chloe 2011/01/11(Tue)16:42 No. 29439 ID: dad664
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>How does bondage work with you? Can't you slip out of anything by shifting?

Well, yeah...but why would I do that? It's...well it's kinda like I'm "stuck" in normal mode, and when I want to do something weird, it takes a conscious effort to do so. So yeah, I could, but again, why would I? If I'm enjoying it then I might as well sit back and take it. That's what (the receiving end) of bondage is about, it's relinquishing your own self-control unto someone else. If I just slipped out of the cuffs or rope or whatever that would defeat the purpose of even doing it.

Maria (blake quest) Simple question. Are those real?

>>339156
o oo o o o o o oo o o o o ooo o oo oo o o oo o o o oooo ............................................. oo ooo ooooo ooooooo o o o ooooo o o o oo o o oo o oo o o o oooo o o o o oooo o o o o o o o o o MURPHY_, _I WISH I COULD BE AN INNOCENT AGAIN (fig^)(^ltr)
Really, Sal? Baudot? You might as well have carved a clay tablet.

>>339239
If you are bound up but not really restrained is it the same experience? Safety words aside most folk can be rendered physically helpless, but you can at best only play along.

Hey, Dessen.

It seems to me szierkhogh are waaay overpowered. In the unlikely but not impossible instance of us encountering some other hostile szierkhogh without your awareness, what's the best way of destroying one?

Maria 2011/01/13(Thu)15:24 No. 29495 ID: 412c0b
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>>339252

yup they're the real deal. They were always huge, even when I was a young. here's a picture of when I was 14, see?

>>339295
Maria's back: How do you feel?

Dessen 2011/01/13(Thu)21:10 No. 29502 ID: abb30a
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>>339271
Make a plea with our creators. Beyond that... you may be hopeless...

>>339295
Didja get teased a lot by the other girls?

Maria 2011/01/14(Fri)13:08 No. 29511 ID: 412c0b
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>>339297

If it could speak, it would complain. Fortunately I spend most of my time at my brothers shop, so I rest them on the counter. Tom always said it would brink in costumers, but I'm just happy to take the weight off my shoulders.

>>339308

Yeah... They would always call me names. But they where all just jealous. As a result I mostly hanged out with guys.Since they sorta gravitated around me, In time I got used to them.

>>339311
Second obvious question: Ever considered Breast Reduction Surgery?

Oken 2011/01/15(Sat)09:45 No. 29531 ID: b6c6fc
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>>339159
what's a horseshoe? anyways Grav boots have a restraint that hooks onto your pants and calf, I don't know exactly how they work, but it all clicks into place

If I'm not wearing my boots for some reason, I'll go around bare foot, I've heard other people use foot wraps but that's to much trouble.

>>339160
It is FORBIDDEN!

>>339162
If you like me so much, could you please stop making fun of me? I don't like being teased!

>Interesting! Do tell us more. I seem to have misplaced that adorable picture of you and your father. Do the males of your species grow antlers like solar "deer" do?

uh yeah, male Dorau do have horns, but they aren't nearly as big as Solan ones, proportionally I mean.

>>339331
I think it's forbidden because talking about how something is lucky jinxes it and stops it from being lucky anymore. Or something like that. Like, the instant you rely on something that is lucky, the luck is gone... or something.

Or because THERE IS NO LUCK THERE IS ONLY SKILL.

Dompag 2011/01/15(Sat)10:41 No. 29535 ID: 543aa6
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>>339331
Deer Dear Tiny Deer Ace Pilot Oken.
I have been following your heroic exploits and I must say I am constantly impressed with your military prowess, decision-making abilities under stress, and ability to overcome adversity on the battlefield. Your bravery in the face of danger is an inspiration to all of us like-minded soldiers.

I know your schedule must be busy, but I was hoping we could establish a correspondence -- perhaps even meet in person -- to discuss battle plans, field tactics, and your impressive record. I believe many could benefit from your practical wisdom.

Or we could just talk about how brutish those damn Pinkskins are.

If you are interested please reply.

Respectfully yours,
Gunnery Sergeant Dompag, Fifth Regiment.

>>339331
So are you a lesbian then?

This is a srs question.

>>339336
>>338843

Oken 2011/01/15(Sat)12:18 No. 29539 ID: b6c6fc
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>>339167
no, there will never be peace, the Pinkskins will submit to the rule of the Alliance or they will die. my people made the mistake of assuming there were other options, and my paid the price for such stupidity.

>>339175
ewww, leave me alone weirdo!

>>339335
thank you gunnery sergeant Dompag.

I'm flattered you think so highly of me, you seem like a real nice person! I wish I new more about your great battles, as a sergeant I'm sure you have plenty! but I have to admit I usually only follow pilots. maybe you could tell me about them some time!

as for meeting in person, I'd love too!, right now I still have 3 months of recon and escort assignments and then a bombing run on some desert world, but after that I've got some leave time, so if that's a good time we could meet up

--with great respect, Ace Pilot Asnia Oken

>>339339
>I wish I new more about your great battles, as a sergeant I'm sure you have plenty!
Oooh-ho-ho-ho-hoo, yes he does. He's absolutely charming too. Go for it.

>>339339
...sooooo, second-class citizens or die? Or is the Alliance not quite as bad as the Maurians?

Dompag 2011/01/15(Sat)12:43 No. 29542 ID: 543aa6
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>>339339
Dear Ace Pilot Oken,
There is no need to be modest. Tales of your recent exploits have already spread far and wide. A statue in your likeness has been erected in a sector I have recently visited and the locals all comment -- and not without undue cause -- on your striking and powerful beauty.

I too share an affinity for piloting. Before I was promoted to Gunnery Sergeant I flew a series of risky missions in a classified quadrant and even in my more senior position I often find myself missing the thrill. Perhaps over a few stories we could relive that thrill.

I am traveling currently with a newly-formed detachment of the recently-established and heretofore-classified Royal Armada. I may be in your local sector sooner than you expect.
I will be sure to organize a private debriefing if my forces come into direct contact with you. It would be a great help if you could, during a potential rendezvous, handle the unloading of some heavy cargo for me.

I have also heard reports from mission dispatchers that your detachment may not have received the latest engineered medical provisions. Just to cover all our bases, I will be sure to bring whatever is needed.
Though it is not officially required given my clearance, out of respect I would like to request your written permission to review your medical files, including your latest, full-body examination. Please, do not be anxious, for I am a trained field medic and surgeon as well, and there is no need for you or your crewmates to be self-conscious under my ministrations.

We will discuss these plans in more intimate detail soon, I am sure. Until then, fight the good fight, and put those Pinkskins in their place.

With all Respects,
Ex-pilot, Gunnery Sergeant Dompag, Fifth Regiment.

Anonymous 2011/01/15(Sat)13:12 No. 29544 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>339342

>>339342
>>339339
Wow, he must be some kind of genius to have the skills of both a medic and a pilot. Must be kind of old, too considering how much training that would involve, even if he were a genius.

How does your culture treat the elderly, Oken?

>>339342
OH MUH GAWD. The Dompaq? Like, the Dompaq the Hero!?

Oken! YOU HAVE GOT TO MEET THIS GUY. It's like, a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

I am so jealous~

Hey, Roz, what do you think of the fact that Venji keeps pouring her upgrades into you rather than filling out her rack?

Oken 2011/01/16(Sun)11:30 No. 29569 ID: b6c6fc
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>>339336
uh, no.

>>339340
well I don't know about charming, but he does seem quite polite and respectful, which is a lot more than I usually get from non-Astranians
>Go for it.
go for what? meet with him? I already said I would
>Wow, he must be some kind of genius to have the skills of both a medic and a pilot. Must be kind of old, too considering how much training that would involve, even if he were a genius.
don't forget Gunnery sergeant, but yeah for an Astranian he would probably have to like be in his 80s or something, I'm pretty sure he said he was part of some Race called the "Fifth" they probably have different standards for training

>>339346
I think you have the wrong guy, this was dompaG not dompaQ, the "fifth" really need to invent surnames or something, to limit these kind of confusions

>>339342
gunnery sergeant Dompag

I'm really glad to hear your people have such respect for war heroes not part of your own army, I sincerely hope that when the Alliance eventually expands into Fifth Regiment space this kind of respect results in a long peace treaty between our peoples

it's amazing that you are capable of branching into so many distinct fields of combat, I'm sure the Alliance could learn wonders from your training academy

oh I get it, you're Queen is going to meet with Commander Flek that makes sense, so that's why you're going to be in the area, I've been on several Escort assignment myself, I'll be sure to bring my loader mech to help you with all your boxes and stuff

wow, the Commander must really like you guys if he's handing over those kind of classified files. I don't think my permission is really a factor, but if some reason it is I'm honor bound to decline.

looking forward to meeting you
--AcePilot Asnia Oken

p.s what the heck is a "full-body examination"?

Prisoner 2 2011/01/16(Sun)12:20 No. 29570 ID: f604d6
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>>339369
Dude, it's a trap! He's just making shit up!

There's obviously no such thing as a "gunnery" sergeant!

>>339369
Hey Oken, dunno how much you know about biology but I figure I'll ask anyways.

Do the varying sub-races of Astranians have certain fields that they tend to excel in compared to their brethren? Like, your species, do they have a natural talent for anything that say, Hofts species doesn't?

>>339370

Sooo... which of your captors is your favorite?

Prisoner 2 2011/01/16(Sun)12:46 No. 29573 ID: f604d6
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>>339372
>>captors
They aren't unconventional judges?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>>339373

You uh... You didn't figure that out after seeing several of the "unconventional judged" violently raping Prisoner 1?

What the fuck did you think they were judging?

>>339370
>>339373
that skin looks kinda...pink to me. just a couple shades darker. Oken, you'd be best off not listening to it's lies and slander. The pinkskin lies only to keep you from sharing knowledge with one so distinguished as Gunnery Sergeant Dompag.

>>339370
>No such thing as a gunnery sergeant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunnery_Sergeant

>>339376
>>339379
That's the joke.

Anonymous 2011/01/16(Sun)14:46 No. 29581 ID: 5e10ba
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>>339369

>p.s what the heck is a "full-body examination"?

<------ Long story short.

>>339376
This the first time you realise that she has shit for brains?

>>339381
That is not even remotely true. Dompag is a classy gent.

>>339381
Lies and slander. She will be treated with the utmost respect, I am sure.

Dompag 2011/01/16(Sun)22:07 No. 29593 ID: 543aa6
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Dear Ace Pilot Oken,
This all sounds fantastic. I look forward to meeting you in person. I'm sure we will have much to discuss. I will see you soon.
Regards,
Ex-Pilot, Gunnery Sergeant Dompag, Fifth Regiment.

Ahem.

Dear Heart Fixer.
There's trouble in Sugarcane Mountain!
We need your help ASAP! This problem is so serious we knew we had to ask for you specifically. We have an unusual problem but we know you would not turn us down in our hour of need. Enclosed please find a map to Sugarcane Mountain where this urgent problem awaits. Please bring your glasses and hardhat. Further details will be provided on your arrival.
Please come as quickly as you can!

Fixably Yours,
Green Candy Tart

>>339393
Heart Fixer? Seriously?
I knew you were... unconventional, Dompag, but don't you think this is a bit weird, even for you?

 

Maria: Is this your talent?

Heart Fixer 2011/01/17(Mon)08:17 No. 29607 ID: 10c20a
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>>339393
Dear Green Candy Tart,

That problem does sound serious! I'm flattered that the people of such a far away place like Sugarcane Mountain would consider me in their hour of need. Can you tell me any more about what the problem is, so I can prepare and gather any tools I might need? I always wear my hardhat when on the job, it just wouldn't be safe otherwise. I am currently away from my workshop on another job, but I assure you, I will be there as soon as possible.

Love'
Heart Fixer

... Dompag...
You do know ponies have babies by wishing for them in mirrors, right?

Goodluck trying to get anything...

Well, unless you want a delightfully enlightening disscussion of pony culture and mechanics

 

Hey Morriga! Is this your dream date?

Dompag 2011/01/17(Mon)11:21 No. 29612 ID: 543aa6
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>>339394
Don't you contradict me, son.
If it can move, and it can talk, who's to say I can't fuck anything I want?

>>339408
I'm pretty confident she has the right parts all the same.

>>339407
Dear Heart Fixer,
Regarding the problem and tools you might need: I can't go into too much detail about the problem, for it must be seen to be believed! However I would recommend bringing some rope, a leather harness (if you have one), and maybe a few blankets. It will make sense when you get here!
I believe only you are capable of handling this big problem properly. I hope to see you soon. Have a ponyriffic day.
Love,
Green Candy Tart



...all right then.

>>339412
Those two are extremely naive characters, Just how do you expect them to well, y'know, actually want to participate? Especially under these perceived circumstances. I mean gentlemanly charisma can only go so far.

Is it a trade secret?

>>339412
>If it can move, and it can talk, who's to say I can't fuck anything I want?

Rainn?, child protective services? actually quite a lot of people . . .

>>339393
I love you, Dompag. You're such a classy bastard.

Seriously, I can't stop giggling like an idiot.

Dompag 2011/01/17(Mon)12:33 No. 29616 ID: 543aa6
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>WHAT IN THE NAME OF MALTO ARE YOU DOING
Boss! It's just for a few days. C'mon. Don't cramp my style.

>>339416

I laughed.

Anonymous 2011/01/17(Mon)12:48 No. 29618 ID: 0852a9
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>>339416
Oh Dompag...

>>339416
I am laughing for real right now.

>>339416
You sir

Need a transformation potion
(Is intrigued)

Venji:
<LionsPhil> Since she has Idahal tails with Tozzle tails coming out of them
<LionsPhil> ...or maybe underneath or inbetween, it's hard to tell with the art.
<SlinkoPreoccupied> someone should ask her to lift her tail

Care to enlighten us?

>>339420
This man speaks the truth, Dompag.
You know you want to, you kinky bastard.

Maria 2011/01/17(Mon)15:21 No. 29625 ID: 412c0b
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>>339404

That's just scary. My boobs are soft and squishy, not made of kung fu.

>>339312

Well I have looked into it, but there are too many problems. First of all I don't have the money for it, and if I where to save up I would need to travel very far to get the treatment. Our local doctor could do it, but he has no hands and is likely to use his beak... Needless to say I'm not looking at that as an option. Besides they really do draw in customers. And he might not... *blush* He might not love me as much with out them...

>>339373
Oh, no. You weren't entered into a contest, you were sent off to die. Fortunately, your captors are nearly 7% less evil than the people who sent you here!

Think of this like a prison; you want to... er... procure the protection of somebody who can keep the more horrible elements away.

Muschio 2011/01/17(Mon)16:12 No. 29628 ID: 543aa6
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>...and the fact that your company has no recognized this is beyond unfortunate. I believe, Rynh, that if you were to give me a chance to show you--
Dompag, keep it down! I'm answering queries!
Where was I?
Oh yes, to answer your question: I concede my species maintains some superficially reptilian features, but I assure you, Voltos do not lay clutches of eggs. Live birth of single children with a relatively high frequency of triplets and twins defines Volto reproduction.
>...and could surely show you a few things even more enjoyable than salt licks. If you too wish to--
Quiet in there! Can't you write without dictating to yourself?

As for physically impressive females, I must admit I'm a bit divided as to Ridder's magnetism. Ashedel is a sensuously-built woman on top of being a great soldier, and our trysts have been exceedingly enjoyable. However I must admit a more-than-passing fondness for Lady Ritari, even now -- an attraction from childhood that has lingered to my adolescence. In fact, upon reflection, it seems plausible that her graceful and sculpted form was what inspired in my impressionable youth that very attraction to such a wondrous and perfect body type.

>...and I eagerly await your RSVP, my esteemed Miss Adhara. I can only hope for a positive reply, once the urgent matters of your land have been tended to.
>Yours, the Esteemed Sir Do-
DOMPAG!
>ALL RIGHT ALREADY!

>>339425
Sorry, but anyone who loves you for your tits doesn't love you at all.

A question to any and all of Dompag's 'conquests': What is/are your opinion(s) of Dompag as a result of your experiences with him?

Zane 2011/01/17(Mon)16:36 No. 29630 ID: b6c6fc
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Oken won't be joining us for a while

after number of nasty letters from some rapist or something, Oken has become rather upset. not wanting to disappoint her many fans she will still be hearing questions but I'll be screening which ones are appropriate, and at least for now I'll also be answering them

enough of that, on to questions!

>>339341
incorrect, they will not be "citizens" at all, Citizenship is reserved for Astranians and Astranians alone, but as guardians of the sector it is our responsibility to keep the lesser races in line.

>How does your culture treat the elderly?
with the utmost respect, all our establishments listen closely to the wisdom of our elders

>>339371
our culture creates the trap of world based professions, but ultimately we choose our own destinies we choose our own path, birth rights be damned

>>339430
Question to Zane: Why do you fully suit up in power armor in order to read and respond to letters?

>>339430
Oh, then you're going to have serious issues with uprisings and revolts; you can't have an alliance unless you've got several sovereign nations, and having all nations denying citizenship to non-Astarans is just begging for violent demands for equal rights.

Also? LOLSPECISM!

>>339428
@LordMalto

So you said you were interested in Ritari since childhood, eh? Have you ever... expressed this to Ridder? If so, what was his reaction? If not, do you think he would feel okay about it?

>>339431
I'm wondering this too. Maybe she's shy of showing her face?