Meshia.
...What did you really name your breasts?

John how was the taste of ELF HEART!

Vresch, for an evil bastard, why aren't you much of an evil bastard?

Fluffy: What's your favourite outfit?

Muschio. How's the vacation from being a main character going?

Io: How did you learn to handle yourself so competently in close combat? Were you ever involved with Kiln mercenary groups? If so, do you maintain any connections?

Bladetree: Would you call yourself an 'Elf Supremacist'?

Alice: Do you have any idea whatsoever how to get out of the facility, or what the world outside it is like?

Raital: What non-Reaver-created quest character who would you consider yourself most similar to?

Hatch: Have you met many non-nevreans before?

Xom.
Have you ever been a Touhou?

Alex: Whats with the eyebrows? Whats with the bandaid? What was that thing you were wearing around the neck at the pool? You should know better than to swim with neck gear on.
Dani: Where did you get that cute backpack? Do any of the other kids make fun of you for being so tomboyish? I'm assuming your sister keeps her hair short so she doesnt have to wear a swim cap, but whats your reasoning?
Bernard: Whats with the sexist crap? Seriously. Quit being such a total douchebag. How the fuck did you get so popular if you have so little empathy? Maybe your success is more imagined than you realize.

Little One 2009/09/30(Wed)12:15 No. 3857 ID: b94893
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>>313545
Um... I know of the kinds of sergals and I've met some Agudner before, but I don't know what that thing was Dad killed...

>>313657
Is your newfriend Fluffy?

Anonymous 2009/09/30(Wed)15:30 No. 3863 ID: b94893
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>>313660
Ikar's fur is soft and fluffy but she doesn't have that huge mane yet like the other northerns. The mane is some kind of sign of adulthood for them, she's nowhere near ten yet though, I don't think, so she won't be an adult for a while still.

Eri:

What is your relationship with that MNCROME you ride around?

Vresch!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/10/01(Thu)15:12 No. 3941 ID: 4553b2
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>Vresch, for an evil bastard, why aren't you much of an evil bastard?
Because humanity's health is in my best interest. If they go away, my power goes away. If they prosper, I prosper. Its a symbiosis, you see. I help them, they help me. And together, we will form a universal utopia, in due time.

Killing them would be like a farmer setting his fields ablaze. Just because the vegetables are at his mercy doesn't mean he must destroy them. Its much more beneficial for everyone involved if he lets them grow, if he does everything within his power to make sure they grow properly and safely. I won't let any locusts feed on my crop, and in turn, they will sustain me.

Basically, I'm not an evil bastard because the field has already been cleared. I have my land, and the crops are growing nicely. All I need to do is water them on occasion, and we will all prosper.

Eri!5E5cOpffmA 2009/10/01(Thu)21:57 No. 3976 ID: 332aa5
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>>313706
he is mah hubby~

>>313776
So.. how does it work?

In bed, I mean.

>>313786
Have you /seen/ MNCROME technology?

It works extremely well.

Amadoobus, tell us about Ladoobra!

>>313776

...Aren't there a few...you know...compatibility issues?

>>313830
The physical and biological implications are staggering!

Joan:
How does John react to vacuum cleaners?

Meshia 2009/10/03(Sat)22:43 No. 4054 ID: f6b265
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>>313336

I.. Wh-what do you take me for, s-some air-headed bimbo?

I know they're a bit b-big, but they're not their own separate entities, they shouldn't have names..

..right?

>>313854
You keep your brains in there, of course they need names.

>>313854
You seemed rather... vehement about them not being named Logic and Reasoning...

Really, to tell if they're large enough to be separate entities, we'd need to see more of them.

Hey Cream, I was just wondering what grade are you in?

Eleven: Do you prefer flat-chested girls, or a lot of curves?

Cjopaze-chan from Aberration: How do you feel about your daddy?

Stormprague: How come you have a name that you can't pronounce right yourself? o_0

Franklin: How exactly did you parents 'screw up'?

>>313885
Oh, and also:

Ghost of Ray from Aberration: Why exactly did you, a night guard, go patrolling an unlighted facility without a working flashlight or any alternative source of light (except a lighter) whatsoever?

People in charge of the same storage complex: Why are the layers of artificial glass (I hope it wasn't actual glass!) on the storage pods so thin? And btw, why isn't this, obviously very important and dangerous storage facility, illuminated at all times, so the guards could better spot any dangers and/or problems?

Franklin: Are you Fiftyeight (or Ferdinand, eugh) and Liza's son?

>>313912
If he is, the chance of being born with serious genetic defects as a result of such close blood relations is, in the first generation, only increased by something like 0.8%. "incest baby" doesn't start kicking in till the 5th or 6th generation of exclusive inbreeding. We have to remember the fact that Liza was only Fiddy's half-sister as well, so the risk of recycling the same genes is diminished even further.

In short, all of Franklin's health problems are very unlikely to be caused by inbreeding. (unless it is, then Reaver just needs to lrn2incest). My bet is on experimental gene therapy gone wrong.

>>313915
Ken is his uncle, he complained about his parents being responsible for his state, it fits.

Yeah, the chance doesn't increase that much, but maybe he got unlucky and blames it on their wincest.

>>313915
>>313919
If the chance is small, it doesn't mean it never happens.
Someone needs to lrn2probability.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/07(Wed)11:11 No. 4231 ID: 18212a
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Buttercup: Why don't you make yourself decent? Please?

>>314031
Are you suggesting a codpiece?

>>313915
To be fair Reaver's characters do seem to inbreed more than the standard fare. Perhaps it a warning to back off on the incesuggestions before all his characters end up as Insmouth rejects.

Okay here's a question slightly on topic... I was reading the Mudy Quest archives for the first time this past week (well until, Reader cancels read: interrupted by squick)

I was on about chapter 12-15 when I spontaneously develop a pouring nosebleed. I am not kidding... what the hell?

>>314040
>Implying there's something wrong with Innsmouth rejects.

Anonymous 2009/10/07(Wed)18:07 No. 4243 ID: 76e04d
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>>314042
hmm you my be right... wouldn't really be out of place... perhaps Insmouth Irregulars is a better grouping?

Anonymous 2009/10/08(Thu)16:10 No. 4265 ID: 76e04d
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>>314041
So uh... seriously though... is something wrong with me? Should I worry about waving at people and accidentally blowing their heads off?

I had better not get a bunch of voices telling me all kinds of stupid ideas..

John:
Why do you look so pissed of recently? Any problems with Joan or anything else?

Aphek:
Just between us. What do you really think about that dumb brute Goshen?
And another thing, what did you do as a slave? No more quibbling, there are already nasty rumors.

>>314065
I'd start avoiding any sisters you might have.
If you don't have any sisters you know of, then start inquiring as to the family history of anyone you date.

C703 "Chloe" 2009/10/08(Thu)16:50 No. 4268 ID: f21281
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>>313885
Ehh...I don't think I'm really ready to accept the idea that my "dad" is some giant amoebic Elder God with a penchant for fucking things up for his own amusement.

Sounds like something a crazy person would believe, if you ask me.

>>314068

So in other words, it's perfect for you!

>>314068
Considering he told you this himself before stabbing you in the head, what reason do you have to not believe it?

Well, other than the fact that it could have been a hallucination from being repeatedly killed, regenerating from death and being drugged into a complacent stupor.

Anonymous 2009/10/09(Fri)18:16 No. 4328 ID: 76e04d
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>>314067
Just brothers... I think...

Besides... I at least plan on checking with the mystical pool not 30ft away before getting busy with a girl I have good reason to believe to be my kin...

No matter how psyco-cute they look with blood pouring down their panting, eager face...

@ Tav

Would eating mushrooms be, on some level, considered cannibalism in your culture?

>>314194
I think he's actually a glowworm, not a mushroom, but who knows?

@Amadoobus. You think of any good traveling songs created by your glorious quest?

>>314202
My theory is some kind of cave salamander with a symbiotic luminescent bacteria or fungus.

Though why they'd need it in their actual eyes is a mystery.

>>314208
Maybe its for sex appeal or other charismatic functions? They say the window into the soul is through the eyes.

>>314208
They don't need it in their eyes, it just ends up there?

>>314223
>>314212
It would explain why they kept eyes at all, but...

Journey 2009/10/20(Tue)10:51 No. 4899 ID: bd36a1
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>>314194
>Would eating mushrooms be, on some level, considered cannibalism in your culture?

While many Lohrke scientists theorize that we originated from a fungal ancestor, we are not, in fact, fungi. Our development shares similarities with fungi, but even so, us eating a mushroom would be no more cannibalism than a Lazuhrek, a mammal, eating some other, lesser mammal.

>>314202
>I think he's actually a glowworm, not a mushroom, but who knows?

"Glowworm" is actually a popular slang insult used to refer to us, most commonly used by surface dwellers.

>>314208
>>314212
>>314223
>>314238
We are actually warm blooded mammals. The bioluminescence is believed to have originally been used to lure prey to our ancestors and for a primitive form of communication. It's produced from a chemical reaction in the globes on our bodies. Nowadays we simply use it to either blend with the luminescent mushrooms in the caves, silent communication over long distance, or just lighting a small area around us. We can see in the dark, but our vision tends to be muted and not as clear as it is when we light the caves around us.

>>314699
>communication
Wait, so you can turn them on and off?
Or just adding visibility to motions?

Alice 2009/10/20(Tue)13:02 No. 4904 ID: 197650
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>>313545
>Alice: Do you have any idea whatsoever how to get out of the facility, or what the world outside it is like?

I know what the world outside looks like, I mean, I know what a tree is and stuff.
But I don't remember anything specific...

And I remember entering the facility, then taking this loooong elevator ride down.
I don't remember where I got off, but it was very close to my room.

Shadran: Did nobody tell you that if you keep making that face it's going to stick like that? For shame.

Telmes 2009/10/20(Tue)14:35 No. 4915 ID: bf1e7e
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Hello, I'm Telmes, a scholar of history with a particular interest in the events that took place in the depths beneath Rullus two centuries ago. I may be able to shed some light on a few of the finer details, having devoted much of my career into the research.

I hope you'll forgive the time it took me to respond to your queries, as I was recently on an expedition to the area in question, where I recovered a Journal belonging to Telwis, who was there when the events occurred. There are some large gaps, but it still contains some interesting information.

>Ven: Have you been able to remember your real name yet? Or anything at all? Even distant, irrelevant things?

According to the Journal, The Indahl known as 'Ven' had still not remembered anything before Telwis discovered her

>Ven: Aren't you really a guy? I'm sure I've heard about somebody named Ven with your description thats a boy. Are you sure you're not just really, really confused?

I believe that you are confusing 'Ven' with the 'Nev' from the old Indahl folktale. I don't see why you would, as there are several key differences. Most notable is that this 'Ven' almost surely existed, while the story of Nev has never been substantiated and likely exists only as a cautionary tale.

>Telwis: Do Nev's hugs spur on uncomfortably warm and fuzzy feelings? Or is it the lack of permission-asking that you object to?

Telwis spoke excitedly about encountering another person in the depths, but appeared to have trouble dealing with another person after such a long time of isolation. Going by the date of his disappearance and the time in which these events occurred, he had been trapped in the depths for around twenty years at that point.

That said, the hug you mention is listed in the journal specifically, and it was the suddenness and lack of permission which caused his agitated response.

For Four(Get it?) -

Who do you like more, Alexander or the Protagonist?

>>314715
Telmes: You're so cute! Oh my god, you're so adorable. May I hug you?

Going with the "oh my god adorable I want to hug you"...

Tyler: May I hug you? :3c

>>314724
>>314725
Exemplary hugging procedure.
Ven, learn from these examples.

Anonymous 2009/10/20(Tue)17:19 No. 4928 ID: 4553b2
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>>314725
You'll probably poison your fingernails.

Tav 2009/10/20(Tue)17:26 No. 4929 ID: bd36a1
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>>314700
>Wait, so you can turn them on and off?
Or just adding visibility to motions?

I'm pretty sure I mentioned before that I can control it. It just takes some concentration to make them all stop glowing entirely

>>314729
Lohrke Raves must be so awesome.

Ten and Two: When are you going to finally confess your undying love for each other?

Anonymous 2009/10/20(Tue)18:53 No. 4936 ID: ea5d5c
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>>313868
What? You think I have time to think about girls? Fuck girls. Bitches, the lot of them. You know what girls do? They stab people to death. With their fingernails.

Don't even start, you didn't go through what I did.

Anonymous 2009/10/20(Tue)19:10 No. 4941 ID: ea5d5c
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>>314716
"Eh? Uh-- I...er...eh?"

Tyler!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/10/20(Tue)19:14 No. 4942 ID: 4553b2
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>>314736
I hear ya.

Anonymous 2009/10/20(Tue)19:34 No. 4944 ID: ea5d5c
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>>314733
"Ah-- no-- it's not...Oh...well...ah...!"

>>314736
Goddamnit, 11, if I was a chick I'd totally want your babies.

Coriander.
Is acute hyposexoma- I mean 'Nymph's Jinx' an actual disease, or are you trying to arrange a harem for Muschio?

>>314745
Get in line, I'm his #1 fan!

>>314746
It could be...

Quick Shadran before you die you need to tell us what happened to your cute little stuffed animal from the night of the raid.

Acting-Sub Lieutenant Dirk Martin Hardpec Eagle, do your hands ever catch on fire when punching things?
This is vitally important.

>>313741
Sir Vresch, Sir Vresch! Is it true you're a robotic Vetinari?

Demesi:We've heard bits, and pieces from Aggeia, and Tav about their respective races but what about yourself? What sort of culture do the Nedynvor have? How do they vary in shape, and coloration? How do the Genders differ? How does the race differ as a whole from area to area if at all? All those little details.

Demesi 2009/10/30(Fri)21:22 No. 5380 ID: bd36a1
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>>315150
>What sort of culture do the Nedynvor have?

We live mostly secluded lives on our island. We rarely see any of the other races, Tav and Aggeia are the first Lohrke and Lazuhreks I've ever seen actually. Mostly we maintain our island, otherwise it might die and crash, and that would terrible, and prepare wares for the month the island lands and the Kren swarm arrives.

>How do they vary in shape, and coloration?
Well, we tend to be somewhat white to light brown colored or shades of grey. I'm pretty typical for a Nedynvor build I guess. Long neck, big wings, long tail, sharp pointy feets. Though I've seen some other people with shorter necks and stumpy little tails, those guys had terrible luck with the women, poor guys...

>How do the Genders differ?

Well, here's a picture. The one on the left is a boy, and the one on the right is a girl. Boys have bright, colorful patterns on our plumage, it helps to make us look more intimidating and the girls find it very attractive, we also have this index finger claw, and longer feet than the girls. The girls, however, have longer and frequently more varied crests, lack the index claw, and have smaller feet, and are taller than us. They also don't have as colorful or intricate patterns on their tails as we do. Oh, and their hips are actually a bit wider than us guy's, since otherwise it'd probably REALLY hurt when they laid eggs...

>How does the race differ as a whole from area to area if at all?

Well, we all live on the Great Dragon Island, so we're all pretty close knit actually.

>All those little details.

Anything else you'd like to know?

>>315180
How technologically or magically savvy are your people, in general I mean?

>>315180
>Guys have plumage
>us guys

Hey Deme, I don't actually think we've seen your plumage.

>>315180

How big are those fucking eggs. I mean, YOU have really big hips as it is, and your saying they need to be even bigger?

>>315180
Are your feet bone, metal, or keratin?
And what do you make floors from?

>>315082
It all makes sense now.

Demesi 2009/10/30(Fri)22:13 No. 5412 ID: bd36a1
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>>315181
>How technologically or magically savvy are your people, in general I mean?

Well, we have magic, I'm told most people on the mainland do too. As for tech.. no..lo... that thing you mentioned, we don't have anything even CLOSE to what Tav has, that thing is mind boggling.

>>315182
>Hey Deme, I don't actually think we've seen your plumage.

Pretty sure you have
http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/src/124813551893.jpg

>>315184
>Are your feet bone, metal, or keratin?
>And what do you make floors from?

Bone and keratin actually.
Most of our houses don't have floors, we just walk around on the ground.

>>315183
>How big are those fucking eggs. I mean, YOU have really big hips as it is, and your saying they need to be even bigger?

Are.. are you calling me fat?
It's the pants... really :<

Hey Deme, did you just say the island the Nedynvoer live on is alive?

>>315212

No, not fat. I was going on the assumption it was all muscle. I think it's sexy really.

>>315214
And floating in the air?

Demesi 2009/10/31(Sat)00:22 No. 5432 ID: bd36a1
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>>315214
>Hey Deme, did you just say the island the Nedynvoer live on is alive?

Yeah, of course I did.

>>315223
>And floating in the air?

Well it would be kind of silly for the Great Sky Dragon to be crawling around on the ground, wouldn't it?

We live on it's back, always have, always will, so long as the Great Dragon lives. We take care of it, and it provides for us.

>>315232
Do you have a significant other back home, Demesi?

On a completely unrelated note I assure you, what do you think about Tav?

Princess Maria: Is there a reason you have a star shaped birth mark, or what?

So, does the Great Dragon ever require sexual release from the Nedynvor?

deme: what'll you suppose you'll do when the great sky dragon passes?

Anonymous 2009/10/31(Sat)12:01 No. 5464 ID: ea5d5c
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>>315238
Father says I have very special skin, because I am a very special girl.

Hey Gazzene, was Gezzono always so perverted, or did that happen after a traumatic turning point in his life?

(Because we all want to know)
Hey Amina, your inventory is filled with some interesting things, how proficient with them are you and can you show us?

Gazzene 2009/11/01(Sun)15:04 No. 5565 ID: 5696d4
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>>315295

Gezzono had a relationship with a female Tonberry for a couple of years, though they never married because of his eventual "initiation".

Nevertheless, she joined him as a warrior companion. However, something along the way, she was killed. I didn't know what really happened because he doesn't want me to know the details, but he was severely depressed afterwards. That eventually led to his downfall during the test.

After failing the test, he started to become very perverse, hitting on any female he could find. One time, he even went as far as using his magic to trap some humans in just so he can sneak up on them! He would've not stopped had I not interfere. It's kind of like a mental condition for him losing his long-time close companion.

Still, he commemorates the passing of this female Tonberry once in a while. He calls it "The Sacrifice". It seems to be keeping him from turning insane and permanently perverse.

Wait wait wait, so he got pissed at us for laughing at his insanity and insecurity instead of laughing at his funny antics like we thought he wanted?

I'm guessing he gets angry often that when people laugh as if they WERE antics then?

>>315232

Just a few follow up questions there Deme.
1-How does magic work in your world? We've heard it mentioned, but it hasn't come up in your stories. I've heard a few tales of some 'Frog mage' but little else.

2-Is there any taboo over leaving the dragon among Nedynvor? If a person decided to live on the surface for the short, or long term would they still be welcomed back?

Amina 2009/11/01(Sun)16:50 No. 5574 ID: 5696d4
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>>315297

I'll show you, but I'll need a volunteer.

...

... Could you, I dunno, kneel forward? On all fours? And don't look behind...

>>315374
>spittake.jpg

>>315374
But of course.

>>315374
I'm sure Sanya would gladly help you with that.

>>315376
>>315377
>>315385
Pretty sure the correct response to that is "Yes, mistress."

Koz: You think Zepave is cute, don't you? :3c

Telmes: How old do mokks get.

Demesi 2009/11/03(Tue)08:11 No. 5614 ID: bd36a1
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>>315233
>Do you have a significant other back home, Demesi?

No, not really. I haven't met that right lady friend yet.

>>315236
>On a completely unrelated note I assure you, what do you think about Tav?

Tav is awesome! Meeting him in the cave was probably one of the best things to have happened to me lately, not counting him shooting at me, of course... But he's an amazing fighter, he's strong willed and brave, I kind of wish I could be more like him, and I just feel a whole lot safer knowing that he's with us.

>>315240
>So, does the Great Dragon ever require sexual release from the Nedynvor?

:|

um... no...

>>315241
>what'll you suppose you'll do when the great sky dragon passes?

We certainly hope it never comes to that. The Great Dragon has been with us as long as our history dates back, and we HOPE it always will. That's actually a really scary thought... :<

>>315369
>1-How does magic work in your world? We've heard it mentioned, but it hasn't come up in your stories. I've heard a few tales of some 'Frog mage' but little else.

Well, usually magic is studied. Most anyone can learn it if they spend enough time studying and practicing, and usually it. I think most of it comes from some ancient cities or something, I think heard something about elementals? You might be better off asking someone else who's been around the world a bit more...

>2-Is there any taboo over leaving the dragon among Nedynvor? If a person decided to live on the surface for the short, or long term would they still be welcomed back?

There isn't a taboo. Most of us just don't really have a reason to leave the island, and if they did, getting back might be a difficult task, since the Great Dragon is constantly moving except for the one month a year where it rests... It's gonna be hard for me to get back... isn't it? :<

>>315414
>You might be better off asking someone else who's been around the world a bit more...
Umm...

Aggeia: same question.

Also, what's your real opinion on Deme and Tav? For SOME reason, we don't seem to trust mysterious assassin women as much these days.

Aggeia 2009/11/03(Tue)12:42 No. 5617 ID: bd36a1
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>>315416
Ugh... Well, there's supposedly this series of tablets or texts or something that've been found in, *erk* ruins scattered around the world, that explain how to harness the powers of some ancient creatures called "Elementals" and calling it magic. The *ah!* Hat'kal, Tomias, and some Engsami clans have been caught up in a sort of arms race to collect as much of this magic. The Kren are sort of in on it too, but mostly just to sell them at exorbitant prices. The Kren have already found a lot of them and reproduced them in the Trade Language, so everyone can understand them. That's where most races get their magic texts from. I'm no *damnit* wizard, obviously, so I don't know all the specifics of how magic truly works, what with being incapable of reading a standard magic text and all.

>>315416
>Also, what's your real opinion on Deme and Tav? For SOME reason, we don't seem to trust mysterious assassin women as much these days.

D-don't trust... I JUST TOOK A BULLET FOR HIM! I really can't *sonofa-* blame them if they don't trust me entirely, I mean, they just met me a few hours ago, and here I am *ergh* asking Demesi to help me murder someone... *nnn* I am extremely grateful for their help, and only hope that they get out of here safely... even if it is without me... damnit... why the hell did they send ME to do this job...

>>315417
>damnit... why the hell did they send ME to do this job...
I don't know. Why did they? You are a trained assassin, right? You're a lot more friendly than I'd expect an assassin to be, but you managed to recruit a stranger to help kill your target, so I guess that one answers itself, huh?

>>315417
It occurs to me that you are a large percentage of fluff.

Have you checked to see if the bullet actually penetrated flesh and bone, or just merely grazed it?

I'm pretty sure she knows whether or not she's been hit. :|

... Aggiea. Hang in there. :(

>>315417

So wait you're sitting here with a gunshot wound and you're still taking the time to answer our questions?

Badass.

We're all rooting for you, Aggie.

>>315417
Hang in there, soldier.
You'll be alright, even if those pansies want Demesi to brofist the guy you're supposed to kill.

Anyway, when your job is over, what do you plan to do? Go back home, or keep traveling with Demesi and Tav?

>>315423
The fact that she's covered in hair means she's most likely going to suffer infections from the wound she just got, in addition to possible lead poisoning. Each shot she receives in the coming battle only worsens her chances.

She likely won't make it back home.

Anonymous 2009/11/03(Tue)16:48 No. 5627 ID: 4553b2
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>>315424
NEVER mention this kind of stuff where the DM can hear it!

>>315427
But Lucid's a nice DM! He'd never do that, right?


...right?

>>315431
SO WAS TEST PATTERN
JUST A FUN SURVIVAL BUDDY DESERT THING
THEN BAM! CRAZY SHAOLIN FENCER FERRETS

>>315433

But note that neither Aphek nor Goshen have died.

>>315434
YET

>>315433
Yeah, but we brought that on ourselves with our crazy suggestions. We'd never-
>Make peace with the engsami through BROFISTING.
Oh. Right.

Now, to make this a related post:
Captain McAwesomehat, would brofisting allow you to put aside your differences with Deme and join forces? And Aggeia, would you let bygones be bygones and stop assassinating him were he to bro up and help you out?

Stalknyvor: What'll you do as the culmination of all your stalking?

Nicolas!!MvMGOwL2H3 2009/11/04(Wed)16:12 No. 5700 ID: f4963f
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>I dug some old questions up from the old Inside the Quest thread. Enjoy your belated responses.

>>313118
>Nic: How do you feel about Joel?

>>2349
>Nic: What do you think of Joel? Is it a good thing that she has a boy's name?

Honestly, I'm pretty fond of her. I just wish she wouldn't sell herself short. She's more insightful than she gives herself credit for, and I'm pretty sure we'd be dead if it weren't for her contributions.

I get the feeling she's not as behind the whole 'save the server' thing as I am, though. I'd say 'we'll probably part ways when we reach Colorado', but that's never how these stories go.

As for the name... actually, it doesn't worry me all that much that she has a boy's name. The thing about naming conventions with girls in works of fiction is that if there's anything you should look out for, it's extremely androgynous names like 'Pat' or 'Jess'. Now, if she had one of those names, I'd be worried as all heck about some sort of double-trap. The ironic fact of the matter is that if someone looks explicitly female and has a male name, it's more likely that they're actually female than if they have an ambiguous name.

Haha, oh Nic. You know your tropes all too well.

>>315500
Nic, you are aware that the genre-savvy ones are always the first to be proven wrong, right? Though that in itself is a genre-savvy to think.

Doesn't that create a paradox of genre-savvyness? Too genre savvy that he knows being genre savvy will be his undoing that he isn't being genre savvy anymore?

Anonymous 2009/11/04(Wed)20:21 No. 5721 ID: 3be0dc
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>>315520
OW MY HEAD

>>315520
Nah, there's already a system in place.
Whenever a character becomes too aware of their genre, it changes on them.
So assuming that you live in a buddy-cop filmish universe will end up with you getting shot as the medium gets grimmer and darker.
Either that or they drift away from being main characters.

Aggeia 2009/11/05(Thu)23:50 No. 5774 ID: bd36a1
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>>315418
>You are a trained assassin, right? You're a lot more friendly than I'd expect an assassin to be, but you managed to recruit a stranger to help kill your target, so I guess that one answers itself, huh?

I... sort of... The Hat'kal aren't the most racially sensitive of people... to them all of us Lazuhrek are spies, thieves, or assassins. They decided I was an assassin because of my agility and "silver tongue" as they put it... *grunt* Killing people isn't really what I wanted to do with my life... but with the Hat'kal occupation, I don't really have much choice...

>>315419
>Have you checked to see if the bullet actually penetrated flesh and bone, or just merely grazed it?

*wince* AH! Yeah... yeah, I'm pretty sure it's in there... there's no exit wound... so I think it might have hit a bone.

>>315420
>>315422

T-thanks for your concern. *weakly smiles*


>>315436
>Aggeia, would you let bygones be bygones and stop assassinating him were he to bro up and help you out?

I don't think the Hat'kal are going to stop until he and his clan have been neutralized...

>>315423
>Anyway, when your job is over, what do you plan to do? Go back home, or keep traveling with Demesi and Tav?

A-as much as I'd like to go with them... The Hat'kal will come looking for me once word reaches them of the outcome here. Unless, of course...

>>315574

Fuck 'em. You don't gotta take shit from anybody but you.

Admiral Denjold 2009/11/06(Fri)00:26 No. 5777 ID: bd36a1
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>>315436
>Captain McAwesomehat, would brofisting allow you to put aside your differences with Deme and join forces?

That's ADMIRAL to you, and I dunno, why don't ya try it? I'm sure we'll all get a... "bang" out of it. Gyeheh

>>315577
Now now, this quest already has enough gay romance undertones. Deme's taken, you got me?

Anonymous 2009/11/06(Fri)00:42 No. 5780 ID: f8dcc1
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>>315577

Goddammit you are a man among men.

I am going to dearly miss you once this quest is over.

The Admiral once killed two stones with one bird.

The Admiral once made a hot'kal experience orgasm just by winking at it.

The Admiral can eat live shocker crabs.

An Eclipse is what happens when The Admiral gets mad at the Sun, and the sun decides to hide behind the moon out of sheer terror.

When The Admiral takes off his shirt, all females within one hundred miles go into a receptive heat regardless of race.

The Admiral can propel a landship with his roar.

When The Admiral sheds his skin, the kren fight over who gets to make it into a leather suit.

>>315582
He's not that big a deal...

Aphek 2009/11/06(Fri)02:36 No. 5784 ID: 7eda8b
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I was leaving this alone, but it suddenly seems important to seem more fleshed out, to shore up the ol' character shields, if I have any.

>What do you really think about that dumb brute Goshen?
As subtle as a wild horse that's been kicked in the nuts, and far more dangerous. Still, he knows much more about fieldcraft than I do, and he's fought Shadran twice without dying, which is damned impressive. The other times I saw her fight, it wasn't so much combat as... murder.

>Aphek, what exactly was your job back when you were a slave anyhow?
A house slave. A servant who's relatively educated, can cook, read, write, do arithmetic, keep records, help teach children, and such. Skills which have been quite useless in the last month.

>Aphek, what does Yisi's O face look like?
I don't know what you're talking about.

>>315584
So how do you like freedom compared to being a house slave so far?
I mean you're pretty much stuck with Goshen.
And he's, despite being a rather friendly guy for a cannibal, obvious touched in the head and probably hearing crazy voices and stuff. Stepping in crazy traps can't be that much fun either.

>>315584
So Aphek, did being a house slave come in handy with Yisi?

>>315584
>>Aphek, what does Yisi's O face look like?
>I don't know what you're talking about.
>I <3 Birds

suuure you don't. Come on Aphek, was Yisi good? I bet he had downy soft feathers that just felt sooo good against you after wandering around that rough, harsh desert all that time. How long was it since you felt something like that? HAD you ever felt something like that? was Yisi your first?~

>>315584
>I was leaving this alone, but it suddenly seems important to seem more fleshed out, to shore up the ol' character shields, if I have any.
Aphek's about to die, isn't he?

>>315584
>A house slave
Actually, that explains a lot...

Hey Aphek. Please don't die. I'm still rooting for Happy End for you, alright? :(

Out of curiosity, what do you think of Yisi's employment offer?

And no, I'm not going to touch the sex question. I'm sure you're sick of people asking.

@Shadran: After the unpleasantness of your youth, did you go seek other skilled warriors to learn your trade, or did you teach yourself? And on a related note, how many forms of martial arts do you know, and how many ways to kill a sergal do you know?

Zorsuz Blacksoul:
Have you heard any strange reports about some... thing coming out of the Sea of Oblivion?

It seems that some time ago, one Snikt of yours stumbled across a creature that may have emerged from there.

Anonymous 2009/11/07(Sat)19:31 No. 5818 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315616
I made my tower on the edge of the Sea Of Oblivion to study it, and possibly push back its border. The Sea of Oblivion swept across most of the world. I want to see our world reclaimed.

The mass of the sea is antithetical to all magical creatures, and especially to Wizards, just as the atmosphere outside of the Sea is poisonous to them.

The greater creatures that produce the sea cannot move into the open air, and the lesser creatures would need a source of power to survive. Such power would most likely be gotten from devouring nonmagical creatures with souls. I have seen a few things wander out, but none of them remain for long.

Radia: Quit being a bitch. Srsly. You're like Rastin with boobs. >:(

2009/11/07(Sat)19:56 No. 5822 ID: 43d730
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>>315619
...For some reason, I see only dickery happening from Rastin gaining boobs.

Radia The Glorious 2009/11/07(Sat)20:13 No. 5824 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315619
Oh please, I'm no bitch. I treat anyone who is my equal with respect and dignity.

It just happens to be unfortunate for most people that they are nowhere near my equal.

Seriously, though, you don't look down on the mortal who kills the flies outside his garbage bin.

>>315624

True, but you enjoy it too much.

Anonymous 2009/11/07(Sat)20:28 No. 5826 ID: af3e6d
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>>315624
I'd do a better one but I have two minutes of battery power left.

>>315624
If they killed tiny, intelligent people who begged for mercy, I sure would. Are you also superintelligent, or simply super-powerful and shiny?

Radia The Glorious 2009/11/07(Sat)20:43 No. 5828 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315627
I am perfect in every way. Blacksoul or Lord of Marvels might be a tad cleverer, but cleverness isn't necessary for perfection.

I create magic! I can bless or curse as is my whim, and I am immortal. Those mortal things die almost before they are born, who cares if I have fun with them? They feel honored just to be near a creature as perfect as I.

>>315628
Oh, go suck on the Sea of Oblivion, Radia. If you're so perfect, where are your EYES?
>:C

Tyrael!!MvMGOwL2H3 2009/11/07(Sat)21:23 No. 5830 ID: f4963f
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>>315628
I like your style, lady.

Radia The Glorious 2009/11/07(Sat)21:29 No. 5831 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315629
Oh, I've got this one laying around. Some stupid snikt decided to sass me. Maybe I should pull out the other one...

Radia The Glorious 2009/11/07(Sat)21:32 No. 5832 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315630
Dignity, well-shaped features and respect. That's what I look for in an Adept.

>>315631
I said "your eyes", not "the eyes of your victims".
You're far from perfect if you don't even have a pair of eyes to see from.

Obviously she gave them up so she wouldnt have to look at herself.


i mean for her immeasurable power.

Figure I might as well stir things up...
Flails, why are you so rapetastic?

Joel!!MvMGOwL2H3 2009/11/07(Sat)21:51 No. 5836 ID: f4963f
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>I dug some old questions up from the old Inside the Quest thread. Enjoy your belated responses.

>>313121
>Joel: Why don't you try putting on some makeup? Don't you want to feel pretty? You're not an MIB anymore, so you don't have to look so severe.

Makeup? Me? I-it's not really my thing. I never do anything more complex than a little foundation and maybe a touch of eyeliner, y'know? Anything else just feels... I dunno. Excessive. It's also kinda off-putting with my suit, I think... O-or, rather, Nic's suit. I guess it's still his.

... I kinda like business suits anyway. I don't know why. ... I just want to point out that it's totally not crossdressing. Girls can wear business suits now! A-and ties aren't... that masculine, right?

... actually, why do I fit into your suit anyway, Nic? Is there something you're not telling me?

Radia The Glorious 2009/11/07(Sat)21:56 No. 5839 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315633
>>315635
I don't think you understand what it means to be a Wizard. Adepts make sacrifices to us in exchange for power. We sacrifice nothing.

Do you play the guitar Joel? You said you were a metalhead.

Flails Breaker 2009/11/07(Sat)22:20 No. 5843 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315635
"I LIKE TWO THINGS: FUCKIN' AND FIGHTIN'!

WHEN I'M DOWN TO FUCK, I FUCK. WHEN I'M HUNGRY, I EAT. WHEN I GET THE URGE FOR SOME VIOLENCE, I HAVE A FIGHT.

IF THE CHICK IS INTO IT, THAT'S COOL, BUT I'M GETTIN' MY NUT EITHER WAY."

>>315643
Have you considered combining the two? FUCKFIGHTIN' could be quite potent indeed.

>>315643
Dare I ask why you're called Flails Breaker?
I mean, we've seen that use-names are apt for the other wizards...

Flails Breaker 2009/11/07(Sat)22:34 No. 5846 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315644
"I TRIED FUCKFIGHTIN, I STILL DO IT SOMETIMES BUT IT'S REALLY NOT AS COOL AS YOU'D THINK. STUFF THAT CAN CHALLENGE ME IN A FIGHT CAN'T REALLY LOOK THAT HOT. I GOTTA PUT ARMOR AND SPIKES AND CRAP ALL OVER 'EM. CAN'T REALLY SEE THEIR SLAMMIN' TITS.

>>315645
WIZARDS PICK THEIR OWN NAMES. I LIKE TO SMASH SHIT, AND I GOT THIS BITCHIN' FLAIL FOR SMASHIN' SHIT WITH.

>>315646
But the syntax on 'Flails Breaker' implies that you break flails, not break things with flails.
I mean, I can see why you didn't pick a name like 'The Up-Fucker' or 'Shit-Ruiner', but still...

Flails Breaker 2009/11/07(Sat)22:51 No. 5848 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315647

"DUDE. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE WORDS YOU SAID EVEN MEAN. SHIT-RUINER WOULD HAVE BEEN A BITCHIN' NAME..."

Joel!!MvMGOwL2H3 2009/11/07(Sat)23:08 No. 5850 ID: f4963f
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>>315640
>Do you play the guitar Joel? You said you were a metalhead.
Metalhead for life, baby. Sadly, I don't play the guitar. I'm more of a groupie than a... y'know. Guitarist or whatever, right? So the closest I've ever come was playing a few songs on Guitar Hero.

I've got a lot of CDs, though. I know MP3s kinda replaced them, but I can copy them anyway, and it's nice to have something physical lying around.

you do seem to have eatfucking down pat though.

>>315648

Why do you have a cow-skull head?

Harumda!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/08(Sun)00:12 No. 5854 ID: 6faa8c
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>>315652
Why wouldn't you, given the choice? I mean, it's such a sturdy, imposing shape, and the horns don't hurt either.

>>315654

Given the choice? I would opt for an avian skull.

Flails Breaker 2009/11/08(Sun)08:49 No. 5863 ID: 15f6d6
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>>315651
DUDE, WIZARDS LOOK LIKE WHAT WE ARE, AND
I. AM. METAL!

>>315650
ROCK ON!

>>315663
ANIMOOTED

>>315663
You got nothing on Heartsbane. Have you SEEN the (non-Shadran) frontpage?

Hey Ryxix how's the search for a new girlfriend coming? Also, did you and your ex ever have problems gettin' nasty, seeing as she was a snake and you a bladebug?

...DAMMIT. I know Flails fucks women in half, but he is so cool I would want to hang out with him anyway.

Finesse: Do all goblins have one huge arm and one tiny arm?

Liam: Are you dead?

If you are, can I have your revolver?

>>315671
Dude, I know.

Flails, you should totally stop the whole "fucking chicks to death" thing. I mean, it's kind of ruining your image as a pretty cool dude. And hey, if you do, we might not have to go all GODSLAYER on your ass later.

Vulture demon from Princess Quest:

Do you get along with raven demons, by any chance?

Vresch: What's it like in hell?

>>315776

I bet it's like the waiting room at the doctors office. A T.V. that's always on food network. And the water cooler outside the bathroom, just staring at people as they come and go.

>>315780
Dude, not cool. Tgchan has an irrational fear of watercoolers. I wonder what phobia that is?

>>315784
our fear of watercoolers is completely rational. Shifty fuckers are always watching you, waiting, biding their time, always disapproving.

Mewtwo: It just occurs to me that there are no girl mewtwos.

HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL?

>>315790
Hell he's probably engineered to be sterile.

>>315793
In the games, Mewtwo doesn't even HAVE a gender.

>>315793
>>315795
QUIET GUYS you're ruining the joke. :C

>>315796
Ah, right. My bad, bro.

I mean who'd want their very expensive killer weapon decide to screw off and result in unauthorized killer weapon children... and You know he couldn't be vulnerable to the devastating Ball buster attack.

Telmes 2009/11/09(Mon)16:44 No. 6001 ID: bf1e7e
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>>314724

Well ... I suppose, though I don't see how that pertains to my area of expertise.

>>315411

We Moks can live for up to 80 or 90 years, and there are stories of some living even longer. Most of us ... well ... don't make it that long, though. Disease and violence notwithstanding, however, we are the longest-lived of the common folk.

>>315799
He can still mindfuck though, thats the best fucking there is.

Anonymous 2009/11/14(Sat)00:52 No. 6173 ID: 754774
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>>315773
There is only one Raven demon. If guys like that could reproduce, it would be hell up high. I hate his guts, but we tolerate each other. I mean hey, he can only carry so much, and then bam, free food.

>>315973
So why didn't you just leave the princess so you could feast on her after she died?

Anonymous 2009/11/14(Sat)09:34 No. 6176 ID: a29c56
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>>315784
I just stumbled across this...

Oliver: If you could be the hat of any famous real-world politician, whose hat would you be and why?

John: Tell us, where did you get that awesome armor? Would be even fitting for the Brutal General herself.

Anonymous 2009/11/20(Fri)14:06 No. 6476 ID: fa673e
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>>316089
I think I'd go with Roosevelt. You know, he spent millions of dollars just to get his dog back - you know you'll be in good hands (heads?) with a guy like that!

Tom: How do you feel about... human ladies? ;D

Anonymous 2009/11/22(Sun)19:05 No. 6523 ID: 754774
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>>315974
That girl's skin reeks something awful. Not an intolerable stench, just that I wouldn't want to eat it.

It's the safest area in the country anyways, not including The Raven. The chances of her actually knocking the earth are pitiful.

Anonymous 2009/11/22(Sun)19:23 No. 6525 ID: 754774
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>>316322
I don't make gender distinction. Humans are made to reproduce. Large breasts and hips are appealing to a human male, because it allows for easy childbearing and caring.

Demons are not made to reproduce. Mental characteristics are the only thing that really matters.

Human women are a bit more voracious, I suppose. At least they're almost never violent.

>>316325
You don't reproduce? Does your kind simply never die, or what? How do demons live on?

>>316276
...
Rastin, Meisha, Ven, Deme: What's YOUR merchandising look like?

>>316334
In fact, make that an open question for everyone.

Anonymous 2009/11/22(Sun)23:16 No. 6538 ID: 91caa1
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>What does your merchandising look like?

>>316338
BRILLIANT!

>>316338
Mmm, i'd eat those thighs~

>>316338
That's really not something you want to advertise, dear.

Demesi 2009/11/23(Mon)09:48 No. 6549 ID: 95ab41
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>>316334
>Deme: What's YOUR merchandising look like?

>>316349
with arms like that, Nedynvor hugs must be the best ever

Deme: About how much do you weigh? Your sword-like feet indicate a low weight, since they don't sink into the ground.

Tav: Does technology exist to give you the equivalent of two arms again? If not, will it grow back?

Hatch: On a scale of one to ten, with eight being Shadran and ten being constant psychotic screaming fits, how traumatized do you consider yourself?

Cheren: What was your most satisfying curse in recent memory?

BeardBeard: What's your metatextual opinion of all these newcomer softie quest characters?

>>316357
You could phrase that better.

BeardBeard: Which of the newer quest characters would you like to share a beer with, which would you like to kill, and which would you like to do both with?

>>316349

Dem armz

Nezu: Still thinking tura is mean?

ugluk: do you keep score of your kills. If so what're you up to.

Nezu 2009/11/24(Tue)18:26 No. 6591 ID: b1e366
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>>316370
I guess not. I'm not hungry for the first time in so long and I'm all shiny now. It feels weird with the touching though... Nobody ever touch me really.

>>316391
OMG you're so adorable lookit how adorable you are why adorable why are you so adorable?

>>316391

You'd better get used to it. Goblins LOVE to touch.

>>316391
>Nobody ever touch me really.
And you've been living in a human town?
That's amazing and fortunate for you.
But yeah, Goblins have a very... *ahem* hands-on approach.

Also, were you born with mood freckles or is that a recent mutation you've undergone?

Zepave: Just how many non-elves did you fuck after Koz? Do you ever think about her anymore?

>>316391
God damn you, Gnoll. Do you know how hard I've tried not to turn furry on here? It is a losing battle, but at least before I had a chance.

Nezu 2009/11/24(Tue)20:31 No. 6604 ID: b1e366
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>Also, were you born with mood freckles or is that a recent mutation you've undergone?

Those are funny words and I dun know what you mean.

Nezu, what is your first memory?

>>316404
Nevermind then. You're adorable, you don't need to know what those words mean. I bet you're excited for the boat ride with Tura, aren't you?

Zepave 2009/11/24(Tue)20:58 No. 6608 ID: b1e366
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>>316400
Non-elves? How absurd... I... ah... It's unthinkable. Why would you even insinuate that I would do that with a goblin?

>>316408
Because the crazy voices told you to. Remember us? We say hi.

>>316408
I dunno, buddy; you seemed pretty eager to stick yer dick in her.
At least you didn't have some crazy fucked-up half-elf/half-goblin baby. That would be awkward.

>>316408
So did you know elves and goblins are compatible when you did it?

>>316408
So Zepave... did that dire rat give you a "come hither" look, or was it you that made the first move?

I mean, goblins I can understand, but...

Jeslyn 2009/11/26(Thu)03:58 No. 6630 ID: 12fc66
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> What's YOUR merchandising look like?

>>316430
Ahahaha, Prevous Plushie.

Prevous shirt. XD

>>316436
Shouldn't the Prevous plushie cost a lot more because of all the material required?

>>316437
Don't give her ideas!

Beardbeard!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/12/06(Sun)21:27 No. 7244 ID: 4553b2
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BeardBeard: Which of the newer quest characters would you like to share a beer with, which would you like to kill, and which would you like to do both with?

Goshen, Rastin, and Admiral Fancyhat. Goshen seems like he needs a good drink right about now. Rastin'd just be fun to fight. And the Admiral seems like a fun guy. I'd probably end up killing him after some slave or another won my pity though. Like that one armed mushroom.

@ Dompag: Which of the other quest damsels would you want to *ahem* "be passionate" with the most?

@ Sticks: Similar question, but which of the other quest gentlemen would you most like to see make out with each other?

@ Grek: What's your most valued invention?

Sticks 'n Grek 2009/12/07(Mon)04:42 No. 7265 ID: fb5d8e
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> Sticks: Similar question, but which of the other quest gentlemen would you most like to see make out with each other?
That's a hard one.. There's lots of nice gentlemen in /quest/.. But the cutest make-out would have to beeeeeeeeee~ fGhost and Tav!

> Grek: What's your most valued invention?
Th'one I used te super'eat th'arm'r fer Ridder. Tis' the strongest chemecel re'ction I had so fer.

>>317065
Looken pretty menacing for heros there my dears... I'll bet you two alone could scare the devil himself.

Ridder: Are you always angry or is that just your LOOK OF DETERMINATION?

Tav: You should probably know that just about everyone wants to see you make out with Demesi.

Demesi: See above to Tav.

Black Fang: How come you don't wear any armor?

Ridder: If you had to choose 1 person on /quest/ to be your wife/husband, who would it be?

Dear Cutegal: What was your first day of school like?

Jen: We miss you baaaaaw

bg!5E5cOpffmA 2009/12/07(Mon)20:12 No. 7293 ID: e8c175
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>>317086
Cream: i don't remember...

< cream first school day...

>>317093
Oh mah dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>317093
Oh mah lawd I'ma get sum diabeetus.

@ Tav: Every time I see you replying to these threads, you're on a computer. And Deme or Aggeia is usually nearby. This leads me to believe that you all live in an apartment together. Do I sense a sitcom in the works?

@Tav: What's your favourite food?

@Tav
How do Lohrkes walk on walls?

Tav: How many different colors can Lohrkes glow?

>>317156
>>317150
>>317116
>>317107
Tav: Why are you getting so many questions?

Sticks: Would you still rather look?

Deme: Are you sad about your popularity being overshadowed even though you're the main character?

Anonymous 2009/12/09(Wed)21:42 No. 7366 ID: b9af96
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>>313829
Oh, but she is the fairest of Doobies in the whole valley! Every graceful curve of her sleek body sets me a-shiver!

Anonymous 2009/12/09(Wed)21:49 No. 7367 ID: b9af96
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>>314206
Why it would take many a fortnight to pen such a work, and I haven't any paper.

Anonymous 2009/12/09(Wed)22:20 No. 7368 ID: b9af96
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>>316357
So like, like, I was fuckin this guy *urp* ah, 'scuse me. So like, I was fuckin this guy right? and he's all like *urp* woops, so like, he's all like, "hey ba-babe" well, OK I don- I don't 'member xactly what he said bu- *urrp* tastes like barbecue, heh heh heh. Oh yeah so this guy, right? I'm fuckin him and he's all like, "you wanna come around back a little bit?" like, -hic- so like, he wants me to push in his shi- push in his shit while we're fuckin. So I says to him, I says "hey buddy, maybe if you could come around the front insteada just wettin the tip, " So I says to him, I wa-*urp* ugh. So anyway, I punched him straight in the snount hee hee heehehee, snount. hehehe-hic-h hehehhee. So I punched him right in the snout and told 'im to go *BUUURRRP* go an' find 'im a kobold to fucks, 'caus that'll be jus-hic-just 'is size. *urrrrp* What a needle dicked f-hic-f-*urp*faget. I don't care how clean a guy says his assho- hic- hole is, I'm not gonna stick m'tongue ifya know what I me-hic- if ya know what I mean, up his ass. *urp* wait what were we talkin about again?

Tav 2009/12/09(Wed)22:35 No. 7371 ID: 95ab41
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>>317116
>Tav: What's your favourite food?

Stirfry. Preferably with a bit of Marmordon mixed in for flavor.

>How do Lohrkes walk on walls?

With our feet.

and our tails.

The bottom of them are covered with little extensions that adhere to surfaces.

>Tav: How many different colors can Lohrkes glow?

Umm... a bunch? They can be most any color I've seen.

>Tav: Why are you getting so many questions?

I... really don't know actually.

>Tav: Every time I see you replying to these threads, you're on a computer. And Deme or Aggeia is usually nearby. This leads me to believe that you all live in an apartment together. Do I sense a sitcom in the works?

I have no idea what you're talking about...

Deme: "Hey buddy, what'cha doin? Oh! answering questions again? Oh hey! One for me!"

Aggeia: "The shower's clogged again guys... sorry."

>Deme: Are you sad about your popularity being overshadowed even though you're the main character?

Is there a contest going on? I'm just glad that people seem to like my friends. I can't blame anyone else for liking them. I mean, if they weren't so likeable, I wouldn't like them, right? :3~

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/09(Wed)22:50 No. 7372 ID: 9e9b47
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>What does your merchandising look like?

Do any of the quest characters do their own stunts? If not, who do they have for their stunt doubles?

>>317171
@ Aggeia: Invest in one of those giant-ass air dryers they use at car washes. Seriously.

@ Deme: I don't recall if anyone's asked this or not. How long -is- your tongue?

@ Kyaos: Have you given thought to mechanical implants like Heshka has? You'd probably look pretty damn menacing.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/12/09(Wed)23:02 No. 7375 ID: 6faa8c
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>>317173
I do. Er... did. I'm not even sure if I'm counting as doing anything anymore.

Tav, can I have like 20 bucks?

Chloe 2009/12/09(Wed)23:14 No. 7377 ID: f21281
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>>317173
S'kinda easy to do your own stunts when any bones y'break end up healin' up in a day or two.

Plus, I get paid more fer doin' 'em myself.

@ Asali: What is the worst experience you have ever had while being drunk?

Yo Tav and Deme, how fine is Aggeia's ass in your opinion... if that doesn't insult you milady.... or if it seems rude to you two to even have an opinion about it?

Anonymous 2009/12/09(Wed)23:48 No. 7381 ID: b9af96
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>>317173
WHY OF KKKOUURSSSSSSS! KYEAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Anonymous 2009/12/09(Wed)23:49 No. 7382 ID: 4553b2
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>Do any of the quest characters get paid for doing their own stunts?
...What's a stunt? If that's what you call those nubby things I keep growing, yeah, I do my own stunts.

Emma: How does your body ... get rid of waste products?

To everyone: What is your general opinion of /quest/?

Cheren: Your coloration suggests you are a Southern Sergal, but your muzzle isn't exactly long&thin. If my manners wouldn't forbid me to comment on the ears I'd also have to say something about them.

How do you explain that? The classification table is very specific about it.

>>317194
Ooh, I wonder if she's a mutt. A mixed-breed.

Denjold: Now that you are dead, (presumably) in hell, and hatless, what are you doing to remedy your hatlessness?

Dear Strawberry: Did you ever get any flak from teachers about having swords for feet? Or do you pad them somehow.

Dear Tessa: Are you really a woman, or just some kind of super hot tranny as has been suggested?

>>317194
>your muzzle isn't exactly long&thin.
Mybe she just got punched in the face a lot as a kid. You know, to establish dominance.

Anonymous 2009/12/11(Fri)00:12 No. 7452 ID: b9af96
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Wazzzat 'bout mah -hic- mah earz you say-hic- sayin? U wan fite about it!?! C'mon an-hic- an*urp* mah earzes pretty wit they got -hic- they gots tipss acul-hich- tipsa colr on th' en' an' -hic- wuzzat bout norfen shergl-hic- sherr*urp* -hic- uwann fite -hic- fite 'boutit?

>>317252
Good god, drunk cheren looks like a furry Dave Mustaine.