Dompag 2011/03/08(Tue)23:47 No. 32928 ID: 543aa6
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>>342726
>What, pray tell, could you possibly consider weird?
Horns, huge ears, scales, fire-breathing, ice-breathing, claws, metal implants, magic powers, noxious smoke through crater-like pores across the back. You name it. Weird. Some people call those girls monsters, I call 'em "next".
>And would that even be a negative for you?
Hell no, it's the whole reason I'm askin'.

>what about the ogre ladies?
Great. I used to have some posters of 'em but they got pretty damaged.
Not bad by any means, but a man can't live on bread alone.

Chloe 2011/03/09(Wed)00:02 No. 32929 ID: dad664
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>>342727
...space pirate is a legitimate profession, right?

>>342728
Okay, Dompag, I get it - you like 'em weird. But imagine this woman - she is normal. Completely normal. Excessively normal. Unsettlingly normal.

No matter where she is, she is never out-of-place. She fits in everywhere. The kind of person who nobody could say didn't belong there, no matter where she is.

What do you think? Is her excessive, unsettling normalcy weird enough?

>>342729
Technically that would be an illegitimate profession, but I'll accept it. Of course, I'd advise against it unless you join Maolla's crew, since after you escape you're going to want to either keep your head down or pal around with somebody too tough to target.

Honestly? I was expecting you to plan on doing something like opening a bar or specialty club.

So, Leimahtaa, apart from laying on top of a bed precious metals and artifacts, what do you do allday?

>>342733
Anyone she wants.

Tory Sinclair 2011/03/09(Wed)15:07 No. 32951 ID: 9b6c31
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>let's say you had to have a job
>what would your dream job be?
He he he. I guess you could call it a job.

>Oh come now. Just fire a blasted gamma ray burst and be done with it. The radiation goes through shit so you don't have to worry about lasting effects, and most anything just gets DEAD or vaporized.
Hihi, I gotta try that shit out. The collateral damage caused by such burst is low. The main reason why gamma-radiation is hazardous is because it ionizes shit in cells. High doses of gamma radiation ( such provided from nuclear weapon ) are lethal in quite nice range. They usually provide strange 'walking ghost' effect, where victim after first symptoms seems to be fine and dandy ( radiation killed bone-marrow ), but after few days they just die. Of course, sufficiently powerful burst will be able to burn and kill victim instantly. And lastly, you can defend against gamma-rays. 1 cm of lead reduces intensivity by 50%, and sufficiently thick layer of lead or other material ( such as depleted uranium ) can protect you from lethal doses. And using such weapon might be inconvinient against deep space spacecrafts, which already require heavy amounts of radiation-shielding.

>>He still uses nuclear weapons!
Point being? Nuclear weapons are awesome. Besides, I am a scientist. Developing weapon technology is pretty what I do. Wait a little and I will fuck everyone's shit!
So, uh, what weapons are YOU using then?

>>342751
don't answer. It's a trap.

Yep, a trap. They tell him about fantastic super science, and he spends the rest of his meager mortal days trying to reinvent it. As long as they don't give him the blueprints we're good.

>>342751
>>He still uses nuclear weapons!
>Point being? Nuclear weapons are awesome.

Yeah, I've never understood why aliens in general tend to snicker about nuclear weapons; they're useful and not as expensive or overly-destructive like anti-matter weapons. The only real downside to them is less bang for your buck in a vacuum, but missile weaponry in general seem to be a lot less useful up in spess.

>So, uh, what weapons are YOU using then?

They probably just use some technobabble weapons that work by extrapolating the tachyons through the deflector dish or something like that.

>They probably just use some technobabble weapons that work by extrapolating the tachyons through the deflector dish or something like that.

This made me lol pretty hard.

Lyan 2011/03/10(Thu)23:47 No. 33032 ID: f123de
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>>342751
>what weapons are YOU using then?
Nanites. My personal energy allowance is in the PiW range, so there's probably something I could do with that if I felt the need. It's a bit like Google, really - there's always a few more TiW in there every time you check.

But cheer up. You might manage a Type I civilization someday. Maybe.

On that note...
>>339127
>How do you plan to kill a blob of gel with a cutting weapon, exactly?
See >>339128 - surely you've noticed that it's more than simply a sharp edge?

>>342586
Well, that's easily fixable. But why don't you just the bi trait installed?

>>342575
>Oh, hey! Where did you get off to?
see >>/questarch/268153

>Have you figured out what to do about it?
...no.

So Chloe. Say you were an illegally created clone and learned that you were being used as an ignorant disposable pawn by your progenitor for likely nefarious purposes. Any advice?

But while I'm asking rather than answering questions,
>Why a rabbit? Fuck if I know. It's not exactly like Quee-I mean Leona had a say in the matter, y'know?
I'm not sure I follow. Prior to her abduction, how was it NOT her choice to be lapine? Isn't that sort of self-modification the very foundation of the break between human and Ascendi culture?

Kensuyata, since Manewis is about to show a chickbot his cooling rod, have you thought about your own romance options? What are your tastes in men and/or ladies? Do you have someone at home or have you been entirely focused on your mission?

Kensuyata 2011/03/11(Fri)16:38 No. 33086 ID: 10c20a
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>>342836
>Do you have someone at home or have you been entirely focused on your mission?

Nearly every able bodied member of my clan was killed by the waves of demons from the island, so I don't have anyone back home, no... I've since been primarily focusing on my mission.

>What are your tastes in men and/or ladies?

I suppose what I'd really be looking for in a fella is hot blooded, determined guy with a bit of a dark side, but who'd always be there to protect his friends, and would keep a strong tie to ancient traditions.

>>342886
So, we gotta know then... humans or tanuki?

>>342896
Or "other". We're always down with "other"

Speaking of which, a question for everyone willing: what was the most unusual relationship you've had? Anything from a love interest with a strange personality to a physically bizarre ass you've tapped, whatever counts for you.

>>342759
BOUNCY GRABBITS AND PARTICLE BEAMS
OFF THE MAIN DEFLECTOR DISH
THAT'S THE WAY WE DO THINGS

 

>>342907

>>342907
It's "bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish, that's the way we do things lad we're making shit up as we wish. The klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us, 'cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up."

Kensuyata 2011/03/11(Fri)21:29 No. 33119 ID: 10c20a
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>>342896
I guess I've never really given it much thought. I guess I'd mostly be interested in their personality. Having been raised around or by humans for my entire life, I guess I'm pretty used to or attracted to humans. I've never really met another Tanuki, not a sentient one at any rate.

>>342901
>Or "other". We're always down with "other"

That's pretty broad. I guess I might give something else a shot, as long as it wasn't to freaky and had a nice personality.

>>342919
Would you want a guy to be stronger than you or weaker? Would you ever go for a guy that you could beat in a fight?

>broad
Well of course! It wasn't a matter if you liked this or that race, but what of all things you did. But seeing how you're more about the personality more than the form it doesn't matter.

Which, if any, of the guys around here would you be interested in exploring a relationship with? Or at least hang out with and get to know better. I'm aware than none of them quite fit the personality you described, but if you had to make do...

>>342919
when you said ancient traditions earlier... like your traditions, right? Because there's a lot of traditions out there for different cultures.

>>342919
That dress makes you look like a pony.

>>342919
so ken. any chance you can remove that mask you're wearing, or do you just have soulless eyes?

Kensuyata 2011/03/12(Sat)00:34 No. 33133 ID: 10c20a
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>>342922
I could see myself with a guy I could beat up. I mean, I'm not some damsel in distress that needs to be rescued all the time or something. While it'd be nice to be with a nice strong guy who could sweep me off my feet all romantic like, it's not a necessity, so long as his heart's in the right place.

>>342928
I meant Japanese traditions, sorry I didn't clarify.

>>342924
>Which, if any, of the guys around here would you be interested in exploring a relationship with? Or at least hang out with and get to know better.

I dunno really. I'm still kinda new 'round here. I guess that little guy, Telwis, might be kinda my type. I heard about this time he pounced on a huge monster to save his friend, that's pretty heroic~. There was another little lizardy person, I think it was Kirska, I think she's pretty cool, I could see hangin' out with her. I saw this one guy with green hair, think it was Goldmoon or something. He reminded me of this guy I used to know in my clan. I could probably hang out with that guy, not date, of course, but hanging out every now and then? I hear someone named "Penji Tozzle" is supposed to have a lot of moxie, she might be fun to hang out with too!

>>342930
It's not a mask, that's my fur, and what do you mean? My eyes are normal.

Kensuyata 2011/03/12(Sat)00:39 No. 33135 ID: 10c20a
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>>342929
No, *places leaf on head* this does.

>>341907
>>342935
This makes me happy.

>>342936
Then prepare to be overwhelmed with joy, because there are many more: >>/meep/8803

>>342933
For a matter of scale, both for you, and the Demons you've faced: How do you scale compared to humans? Same size? Half Size? Somewhere in between? A visual comparison may help.

>>342935
Oh you poor dear.... you still use the leaf?

Kensuyata 2011/03/12(Sat)08:14 No. 33153 ID: 10c20a
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>>342945
Not sure if this is a perfectly accurate visual aid or not, but I'm about 1.6 meters tall.

>>342947
What else would a Tanuki use?

Anonymous 2011/03/12(Sat)10:14 No. 33166 ID: 672aa7
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>>342953
On the subject of proportions..
Testicle magic, bizarre stereotype, or peculiar truth?

Kensuyata 2011/03/12(Sat)19:52 No. 33220 ID: 10c20a
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>>342966
That is disgusting and gross. I've never met any magical tanukis, and I can assure you, I don't have anything that gross between my legs, and I doubt the wild tanukis do too. So I'm probably going to go with the former.

>>343020
Prove it, Theta said to.

>>343020
I agree with Theta.

Prove it.

>>343020
How well do you even know your own people, Kensu? Have you ever spent much time with them?

>>343020
I fully agree with Theta too. Prove that.

If you don't want to answer that, I do have another question for you.
Is there anyone you look up to? Your master? a family member? a close friend? Maybe an old hero? You know, someone you want to be like.

>>343024
>>343025
>>343033
agreed with the others.

Dompag 2011/03/12(Sat)23:50 No. 33235 ID: 543aa6
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>>342933
>>342886
>I suppose what I'd really be looking for in a fella is hot blooded
Me.
>determined guy
Me...
>with a bit of a dark side
Me.
>but who'd always be there to protect his friends, and would keep a strong tie to ancient traditions.
Me, me, me.

Fuckin'...

...wish I knew this before I went and got my ass kicked.

>>343035
There's always rematches~

>>343035
Err... I think you're confused about what kind of relationship she's talking about.

I don't think the fight hurt your chances, either.

>>343035
You know about ancient Japanese traditions?

>>343035
>...wish I knew this before I went and got my ass kicked.

Dompag, my friend, that's just another "Me" to your name.

It's one of her cutesy requirements!

>>343043
I'm damn sure he's willing to learn. Dompag, does she know that you rehabilitated a pyromaniac psychotic murderer with the power of meditation and hugs? That's a significant plus in your favor.

>>343043
>>343035

Yeah, you realize that ancient Japanese traditions require you to kill yourself after you lose, right?

Dompag 2011/03/13(Sun)14:15 No. 33252 ID: 543aa6
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>>343050
Actually, that's incorrect. The tradition of hara-kiri was reserved solely for Samurai as part of the Bushido code, and was generally used in wartime or during more serious duels to avoid a failure which would result in falling into the enemy's hands, and thus, torture. It was as much a means of avoiding torture as a POW as it was of restoring honor. Admittedly, it was sometimes used in public and ritual executions or suicides in which honor had to be restored over a grievous breach (more than just a light duel), but in such an event I would still need a kaishakunin to deliver a kaishaku -- a decapitating strike -- and end my suffering. But without such a second, I would be limited to seppuku in the more painful jūmonji giri style and that is a level far beyond even me.

But the idea that it is a requirement due to any sort of combative failure is misplaced, even if I were a Samurai, which I am not.

>>343050
Um, no. That's if you're incurably dishonored. If you killed yourself after every lost duel there'd be no samurai left.

>>343052

...you read that off of Wikipedia, didn't you Dompag?

>>343052
Goddammit Dompag what are you doing in our universe get out of here we don't even have more than one species of sentient female.

>>343052

Yes, and the Bushido code was also made up by the Imperial Japanese government in the early twentieth century to boost the Japanese fighting spirit. Well, it's more like some dude made an honest (if retarded) mistake in 1905 about the samurai being honorable and stuff, and the government just went with it.

In fact, the European code of chivalry was the one that allowed for honorable suicide, while the samurai fought for money and stuff.

>>343020
We did no mean to offend, and indeed thought that you had already been exposed to other depictions of tanuki before.

A more practical question, then:
If you wore armor in your true form, then changed into another creature that did not have armor, would the armor protect your true self from injuries taken as your assumed form?

For example, would the bracers you wear in your quest protect your arm if it were scratched while in disguise?

Kensuyata 2011/03/13(Sun)16:46 No. 33260 ID: 10c20a
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>>343024
>>343025
>>343034
I don't think I need to prove anything. I think it's pretty obvious if you just look at my exploits in Island of Onigashima or even here http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/src/129991300596.png and you can plainly see that there's nothing like that hanging between my legs.

>>343033
I used to look up to my master. He was very brave and tried to hold off the encroaching demons on his own to allow more of us to escape. I miss him...

>>343057
>We did no mean to offend, and indeed thought that you had already been exposed to other depictions of tanuki before.

I've seen the statues, and heard the stories, but I didn't think anyone would actually think those were true, I mean, they're just fairy tails after all.

>If you wore armor in your true form, then changed into another creature that did not have armor

When I change shape, I basically become what ever it is I'm turning into for all intents and purposes. Armor I'm wearing doesn't transfer over to what I turn into, however, armor worn by the creature or object I am turning into is copied, and linked to a corresponding article of clothing, or body location. If that makes sense.

>>343052
Impressive Oni, I see someone's done his homework.

>>343060
Your master, huh? what was he like? Was he human or a tanuki like yourself?

>>343061

see

>>342919

>Having been raised around or by humans for my entire life, I guess I'm pretty used to or attracted to humans. I've never really met another Tanuki, not a sentient one at any rate.

>>343060
Wait, if you never met another Tanuki, how do you know for sure that your people were attacked by the demons? How did your parents adopt you?

>>343060
I had once heard that truly skilled tanuki could their transformations without the use of a leaf.

Is this true?

Dompag 2011/03/13(Sun)19:08 No. 33271 ID: 543aa6
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>>343060
Oh yes, I have. You see, after our battle I realized the power and dignity that a righteous and well-disciplined life of virtue could offer. I renounced my demonic origins but to keep my vow I returned to my evil masters and delivered your message, then told them I was cutting all ties. Of course, they were furious, and in my already-weakened state I was barely able to fight my way out alive.

But now I have begun learning all there is to know about the culture I once terrorized, seeking in vain wish that one day I may live in even the faintest shadow of the dignity and glory that noble warriors such as yourself bask in on a daily basis. That is all I wish now.

Alas, I know that, as a foul Oni, I have no hope of ever experiencing such a thing. No, my body will simply turn to ash and scatter to the wind's domain at the end of the pointless and hollow existence my kind is forsaken to live.
Such is rightly my fate for being such a creature of evil. But I suppose I have nothing else, so I will strive every day for absolution and harmony I know will never come.

>>343060
Just want to make sure you realize the Ogre is completely bullshitting you and will sink to anything in order to corrupt your soul. With his penis.

>>343072
Belay that, Dompag has no interest in your soul, corrupting or otherwise.

Dompag is a true gentleman. He's a hot-blooded, determined guy who is always there to protect his friends, and he most certainly isn't trying to corrupt any souls. These young men are just trying to tear him down because they're jealous of him and worried that he will take all their women.

Rynh 2011/03/13(Sun)20:26 No. 33276 ID: 8c0848
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Watch out, girl. That's no oni. He's obviously some kind of squarish ogre.
Onis have horns and fangs and use magic. Unless he's an oni disguised as an ogre pretending to be an oni to throw people off... So he can devour their flesh, most likely.

I'm on to your game.

Dompag 2011/03/13(Sun)20:31 No. 33277 ID: 543aa6
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>>343076
Well of COURSE I don't have a horn. She took it as a trophy after defeating me, remember?
Sheesh, no memory, some people.

>>343077
...which explains why there's no sign you ever had one.
...and why it was taped on.
...and why it was a cow horn.

>>343076
Ryhn, just because YOU can't get laid doesn't mean you should spread the pain. Speaking of spreading... He's right there, ready and willing. Why not just pop that cherry right now?

>>343077

Yeah, right Dompag. We know. And since there are no barriers, we see no reason not to let the small raccoon girl know what we know.

Rynh 2011/03/13(Sun)21:22 No. 33281 ID: 8c0848
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>>343079
Alright. What is the god damn obsession with fucking that I'm expected to jump into the lap of every male that wanders into line of sight? Seriously, fuck off.

>>343081
Why would anyone think that you'd appreciate their come-ons? I wonder...

Oh wait.
>I just realised something. I really don't need to worry about it. I'm a girl. It's not my job to chase tail. If a guy wants me, let him come to me.

>>343081
Idle hands are the devils work. As long as you aren't out DOING something we'll try to get you laid.

Dompag 2011/03/13(Sun)21:44 No. 33284 ID: 543aa6
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>>343076
>>343080
YOU KNOW WHAT.
I'm sick of this. You guys are giving me a fucking cramp.

You know how many of these lovely adventuresses I'd love to have the pleasure of knowing? Practically all of them. You know how many I've gotten the pleasure of knowing? Basically one. And it was Maolla. That's like winning a "participant" award in the Olympics. No, that's like winning an award for watching the Olympics.

I am trying to groove here and you guys are on my back like I'm the goddamned devil himself and my dick's made of acid. Fuck you guys! I just want to have a good time and let some others enjoy the same. Why does that make me such a fucking villain?

Quit that shit already!

>>343084
:3

>>343081
It's really just a running gag with us, damn woman, you dense as fuck.
It's just a bunch of stupid jokes and some dumb smug faggots trying to get into your head, each pretending that in some shape or form that your responses are meaningful, despite your entire existence is that of a fictional character. In the end, your nothing but a walking, tsundere sex symbol with an ass the size of two colliding planetoids. You're not a person, at most, you're a sociopath. You have no real understanding of people or emotions, treat little individuals like Jehral like a toy with no real respect, and require a chorus of narrative voices to feel and make sense of the world for you. The most of anything you've shown is some guilt for burning dozens of soldiers alive, something you only got over because of our help, and having identity troubles that are similarly being solved by us, not you.
If it takes a fag like me to point this out for you, it just proves another fucking point. You can't improve on your own and rely on a bunch of idiots on the internet to explain everything for you. The only solution we can actually come up with is "Man, this bitch needs to get laid. Seriously."

>>343084
So hot-blooded~

>>343084
Technically your penis does spew acid. Just sayin.

keep pushing on kensuyata and you will break her heart instead of getting her to bed

you could try ryhn safely tho- you are both despaired

>>343081

You're not.

First, it's dinner and a movie.

Second, it's an evening on the beach.

THEN it's make-outs.

PS
>>343084
Dompag, you just called compared a fine young, alien woman to a participant reward. What kind of gentlemen are you? What man, in his sane mind, devalue sex with any woman as such, no matter how casual?

>>343086

actually, given that Rynh seems to get by just fine in the interim points between chapters it mostly seems like she's fine on her own and that it's /quest/ that fucks everything up with her.

Just sayin'

>>343084
It's not our fault your plots are all based on deception, completely silly, or both.
We tell everybody everything all the time.

Here, let me try something:
Hey! Kensuyata! Dompag faked being an Oni so he could get close to you because he thinks you're very attractive and desirable! Are you interested?

>>343084
you should think of Maolla a starting ground and work your way up from there

start with the easier women and once your technique improves maybe try for some of the more reserved women

>>343092
To be fair it's not like she ever actually does anything besides argue with /quest/ as far as the relationship stuff goes, which is an endless oscillation between "woe is me I'm alone and I feel shitty about myself" and "no way am I going to do any of that, quit bugging me!"

And as far as non-relationship stuff goes... we sure are doing a whole lot of that lately, huh? :V

>>343092
To be fair it's not like she ever actually does anything besides argue with /quest/ as far as the relationship stuff goes, which is an endless oscillation between "woe is me I'm alone and I feel shitty about myself" and "no way am I going to do any of that, quit bugging me!"

And as far as non-relationship stuff goes... we sure are doing a whole lot of that lately, huh? :V

>>343076
>>343093
Dompag never claimed to be an Oni. Her general request for opponents listed ogres as a valid challenger, which he is. And now, humbled in defeat, he has learned more of his opponent's ways and seeks to make amends with her.

So he likes props and exaggeration. Give the guy a break.

>>343084
You're still my favorite :C

Rynh 2011/03/13(Sun)22:32 No. 33299 ID: 8c0848
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>>343086
Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm a big whiny baby who likes to yammer about how important he is. Blah blah blah.

So maybe I'm a little jaded sometimes, but that's part of the job, and it's not like I'm ever actually hurting Jehral. It's called roughhousing. It's a show of affection, but maybe you were sheltered by overprotective parents and now you can only express your aggression by being a whiny ass and see any sign of physical aggression as negative and frightening, despite it's actual intent.
See? I can do it too.

I guess I should stop being so mean and give everyone positive affirmations of their self-worth so we can grow together as a loving community... Blech.

Kensuyata 2011/03/13(Sun)22:48 No. 33300 ID: 10c20a
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>>343061
I was raised by humans.

>>343068
Because... I was there? I got to see the demons swarm the village and was told to flee while the other members of my clan stayed to try and fight them off. If you meant my family, I don't know what happened to them. I never really knew my parents. They sort of ducked out on me when I was still a pup.

>>343070
I think you might have heard wrong. I haven't heard any stories about Tanukis being able to sans leaf. Unless is some sort of euphemism for doing something on a bed (what ever that would be).

>>343076
Well, the tape kind of clued me in that he wasn't an Oni, I guess initial looks can be deceiving. Though I did issue the challenge to Ogres as well, the horn just threw me off I guess.

>>343071
Really? That's quite uncharacteristically noble for a demon. To trust the word of an ogr- >>343072
>>343084
>>343089
>>343093
>Hey! Kensuyata! Dompag faked being an Oni so he could get close to you because he thinks you're very attractive and desirable! Are you interested?

*PFFFFFFT* Wait, WHAT!?

>>343084
Well I don't like you. Or Maolla. Some of us (only truly speaking for myself here) think that sex should be something special rather than just some casual form of pleasure that can or ought be experienced as much as possible with as many partners as possible. But you take it even further; you feel it okay to DECEIVE in order to accomplish your ends, and that makes me REALLY not like you. So yeah, I'll continue trying to foil your plans and delighting in any and all of your failures. Ptthhbt.

>>343099
As for you, you're not a sociable person but that's fine, and continuing the sex-isn't-everything gimmick I've got going, well it's good that you aren't trying to work out your issues by fucking everything that wanders by. However, you still ought be nicer to your friends. Sometimes people don't understand certain methods of showing you care for them, and it'd be such a shame to lose Jehral or someone as a friend just because they don't understand the meaning behind what you do.

>>343100
Cup noodles? For shame!

>>343099
I told you we're all look like faggots in the end, me included. Stop responding to this stuff, seriously. Cool beans you didn't react negatively to that, though. Maybe you're a cool, swell girl after all.

Keep on trucking, fictional dragonbold.

>>343101
Oh come on, you're talking about corrupting the soul. You don't just dislike casual sex, you seem to think it's evil.

Galliard 2011/03/13(Sun)23:17 No. 33305 ID: bf1e7e
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>>342702

>>343084

uh ... did I pick a bad time to stop by? You can tell me if I did. I'm used to it.

Personally, I'm okay with casual sex. So long as both participants know what they are getting in to.

Why I like cock-blocking Dompag, (Apart from it being hilarious) is because I obviously disagree with his deceptive methods.

>>343084
Y'know, if you quit with the complex lies, maybe you would get some more action. I mean, think about this; if you had been more honest and less fake with Kensuyata, you could actually be getting closer to her, as opposed to us throwing a spanner in your works because you lie. A lot.

>>343105

Nah, nothing out of the ordinary.

Dammit guys! Sometimes you can really screw things up. I think Dompag does deserve some sort of "reward", even if he lies a bit about it. Now, I don't believe it's ethic to do what Dompag does (cheating his way to da gurls), but I don't think if was kind from any of you to blow his cover.

>>343089
C'mon man, we know the ogre is a gent. I'm sure he would try to amend his mistakes. He wouldn't hurt Kensuyata that way.


>>343084
>>343100
Uuuuhh.... I think we should leave these two to sort things out.

Dompag lies, but none of his lies have been harmful. He's just misrepresenting himself, he's not taking advantage of them or promising anything he won't deliver.

Maolla Syrup 2011/03/13(Sun)23:26 No. 33310 ID: fee801
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>>343084

You know, Dom, just because what you're insinuating wouldn't be considered insulting in my culture, doesn't mean I'm not concerned that it generally would be in your culture. I'd wonder if you didn't respect me.

... but I think you're just mad because I'm winning.

Man, I doubt Kensu would go for the truth. Hell, I bet she'd admit she wouldn't go for the truth either. Probably pissed she got lied to and would rather have the truth.

But Dompag, a man needs to understand when he'll never tap a lady, even when he has all the confidence and determination in the world, you still fucking know when you have no chance. I've never actually seen his charms and fancy schemes actually work, so I think all his talk about the women he's conquered is rubbish. He's probably only been with women that were idiots or completely up and front about their casual sides.
Unless this is really all about the journey and fun and games instead of the destination then Dompag go ahead. If these crazy schemes are fun as hell, more power to you.

>>343108
>>343109

Right, not just lying, but constructing a complex network of falsehoods to appear to be entirely someone different, for the sole purpose of having sex with someone, with multiple different lies to get laid with different people, it totally okay, and because he hasn't hurt anybody yet, we should just let it fly, "Dompag you adorable scamp!" and all that. Uh-huh.

Dompag 2011/03/13(Sun)23:50 No. 33314 ID: 543aa6
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All right, all right. Let me clear the goddamn air in here.

First off, I'm not in the habit of making webs of lies to trick girls into bed. I may have a mischievous side but I generally only use it as an in to get to know the girls better so I can make my real move. When I lied about my status to Tiny Deer Oken, it was to get closer to her so we could have open communication. I wasn't going to go immediately from letters to her bedroom, even if I wanted to. And speakin' of, I do know when to cut my losses because as sweet as that deer is I had to do it then. And I took some damn risks, too! And I totally came clean with it, too. Fat lot of good it did since she couldn't even hold onto the damn letter.
It's just a lot of the girls around here are hard to even start on because they live in another fucking dimension, or they hate ogres, or some stupid shit.

>>343110
Maolla. You know I would never disrespect you. All I was saying was that it was easy to get in your spacepants. And I only said that because it's a fact you openly flaunt. Otherwise, I'd never say something like that about a girl!
And yes, I am jealous. But even without getting into gender politics, you've got the body for it. You think it's easy for me trying to get around looking like this? I'm a fuckin' Ogre for god's sakes.

>>343100
Kensuyata. I've actually been quite honest. I am an ogre and never claimed otherwise. I only used the term Oni because that's what you called me. And as for my horn, I just thought it looked neat -- never claimed it was real. But hey, I could argue semantics all day.
The truth is yes, I did accept your challenge simply for a chance to get closer to you. I mean, look at you. You're the very image of righteous fury and noble dignity. And me -- well like I said, I'm a damned ogre. So I studied, and I did my best to learn, but what kind of a chance does a guy like me have with someone like you? None. No chance. No hope.
The only way our two types'll ever come into contact is on the field of battle. So even if it means gettin' bloodied and bruised, it's all I can ever hope to get.

'Course, now all my cards are on the table thanks to these pricks who don't know what an aside is, so I guess the best I can hope for is another ass-kickin'.

>>343114
Hmm... HEY! TAXI RABBIT! I want you to meet my good buddy Dompag here...