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257726 No. 257726 ID: b6c6fc

old threads
>>237125
>>242298
>>246116

Discussion thread
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/335842.html
200 posts omitted. Last 50 shown. Expand all images
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No. 260635 ID: 701a19

>>260627
Oken: "Well, since you decided to negotiate in bad faith we're no longer willing to provide our RayTech recharging services.
You should've accepted our request to join your crew."
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No. 260645 ID: 192c6d

They have betrayed us. This will not do.

You saw the others. The crew do not trust him. The guilder is not in control. Bring them under our influence so we might seek our revenge. Fuze is weak; we must act in his stead.

Betrayal shall be met with betrayal.
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No. 260648 ID: 2563d4

>>260627
>Prince is deactiavted
Well dang. Should have set a wake-up timer on the guy. Have him perform some SUBTERFUGE from the cargo bay.
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No. 260649 ID: fb10df

Definitely wait for a better moment to use the earring if need be. We've yet to run into a situation that there's no other way out of. Even "in irons," there is the off chance we can negotiate our way out of this (not necessarily with the guilder), or potentially get ourselves "sold" to allies. But if they make you do manual labor or something unacceptable like that... well then that's something else.
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No. 260710 ID: f8f1f4

>>260649
BITCH DON'T BE STUPID THEY ARE GOING TO SELL US AS FUCKING SLAVES

USE LUCKY EARRING
PRINCE IS REACTIVATED
EVERY PIRATE FUCKING DIES TO A ONE TIME ONLY SPECIAL LASER LIGHT SHOW COURTESY OF THE ROBOT'S EYEBALLS AND THEY ARE ALL INVITED
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No. 260713 ID: 2563d4

>>260710
Prince. Does. Not. Have. Eye. Lasers. Any. More.
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No. 260715 ID: f8f1f4

>>260713
then the magic earring will give them back this is a deus ex machina of the sexiest tiny deer kind

okay fine but still this is a really bad situation
just don't not use the 'get out of jail' free card because you THINK something worse might come along
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No. 260722 ID: e3f578

>>260715
just you wait a goddamn huge ass crab shaped bug will show up and screw us up something mighty fierce without that baby.

Mint scare the fuck outta that Guilder with your badass aura. Face it you are the scariest goddamn thing in this fucking galaxy it is time to rip it up. Just think that these people are why you didn't get your beefy icecat men! They took them dammit you better show your goddamn assertiveness. SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE MINT ARRRRRAGGGGGGGH
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No. 260725 ID: 192c6d

We have deliberated. It would appear to be best to make use of our earring.

We must not harm our comrades.
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No. 260737 ID: b6c6fc
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260737

>Oken and Company are taken aboard the pirate ship

guilder: "a man of my word, I always be saying, Honest Arklite the captian calls me, I always be keeping me promises, and we'll be takin you of this world as per the deal"

>Mint decides not to antagonize the guilder despite how very tempting it is

guilder: "probably wondering what we're gonna do with Astranner slave right? you always be wondering that, truth be told you types make terrible slaves, worse pirates . . . and your dainty eating make you cost a small fortune ta keep round, so why are we doing it, Yar har har har"

it's so dark it's almost impossible to see down hear

guilder: " second thing ye always be askin, s'bout the RayTech. why do we want it? we can't use it, no one can be using it. oh we be saying we can but we be just spouting steam, we can't use it. so why do we want it? well that's where you be coming in, you CAN use it, Astranners be the only ones"

Oken: "but you said we couldn't be part of your crew . . . "

guilder: "I never be lying, yar har har har . . ."
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No. 260740 ID: ceacd2

>>260737
So... Tell them to stop being cryptic and spill the beans, what are they going to do?

Notify them that they can't gain your ability to use the weapons if they eat you, it didn't work for those idiots in District 9 and it won't work for them either.
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No. 260741 ID: 383006

This seems bad, but let's let him finish expositing his plan.
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No. 260749 ID: fb10df

you might choose to inform them that they can get a hefty ransom for y'all at least
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No. 260752 ID: e3f578

>>260737
So they're going to be like Astranian gladiators for the Solar/Guilder/Pirate/whatever francise? Oken point out that you're some of the most practiced individuals in AStranian space, you'd make the best fucking pirates. You're an ACE PILOT, AN ICEKITTY ENGINEER, A FIVE-STAR SOLDIER, and MEIN DOCTURRR

You've got skills out the ass.
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No. 260754 ID: e3f578

>>260752
PS they're probably going to cut off your arms and transplant them or something. Maybe sell them on the black market where people are dumb as shit will pay a fortune for them even though they don't work, like krogan testies
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No. 260756 ID: 701a19

>>260737
"You tell us you lied about being able to use RayTech, then immediately say you never lie. Tell us what you want with us already.
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No. 260800 ID: a09a03

>your dainty eating make you cost a small fortune ta keep round
I thought they only eat small portions of vegetable products? Seems like they'd be cheap to feed...

Follow along and feel retarded for not fighting them.
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No. 260817 ID: 349d37

We obviously need to take this pirate ship for ourselves. Just need to wait for the right moment to use our collective chains and strength to strangle our captors and steal their weapons.
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No. 260862 ID: 620bfb

Arr, methinks we be shanghaied.
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No. 260952 ID: b6c6fc
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260952

we are shoved into a large cell

Oken: "uh you probably could ransom us off, we're all highly skilled officers and stuff, I'm sure-"

guilder: "that be too much hassle"

Oken: "so what horrible things ARE you going to do to us, and could you please cut to the point!"

guilder: "YARRR, you be no fun, we ain't be doing a single horrible thing to you . . . as long as ye behave, all we be needing is a pint o blood every now and then. Yarrr Astranner blood tis practically liquid gold to us . . . don't worry we'll leave you enough to live"

Oken: "what if we don't behave?"

guilder: "ARRRR let's just be saying we'll be doing horrible things you don't want us to be doing"

Oken: " . . . "

>Fuze starts to cry
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No. 260956 ID: b6c6fc
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260956

>and so our poor heroes fall into clutches of vile SpacePirates, the Alliance believing them dead will never look for them, and even if someone did desire to find them, they would never know where to look)

>we may never know what horrible fate befalls them, but perhaps we can hope that their suffering does not last long


THE END
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No. 260968 ID: 3416ec

>>260956

D:
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No. 260970 ID: a9ba96

WHAT
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No. 260971 ID: c7e280

The moral of this story: When you have a god damned "Get Out Of Jail Free" card, use it.
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No. 260973 ID: 71d466

>>260971

I tried, I really did, but I wasn't the majority. I don't understand why people didn't use what they had when they needed it. Or why they got themselves into that situation in the first place..
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No. 260974 ID: 192c6d

>>260956

>>260971. So fucking >>260971.
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No. 260975 ID: 3416ec

I DEMAND A DO-OVER! Or a mulligan! Or reloading a checkpoint! SOMETHING!
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No. 260976 ID: d02930

Bah, what crap, they could still escape, but fiiine, lets just end it.
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No. 260978 ID: f82d85

Gay.
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No. 260981 ID: 2563d4

>>260973
Because there was a reasonable expectation that it would continue to "you are in a jail cell, what do?", not "GAME OVER".
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No. 260983 ID: c7e280

>>260976

They can escape? All of their equipment, including Prince who is currently the only means of self-defense for the party, is gone. Aside from the lucky earring we collectively decided not to employ at feasible moments of use, they're down to their skivvies. There is no escape, we fucked up, that's that.
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No. 260986 ID: 40cb26

Waah waah when happy endings aren't guaranteed. In quest you should be happy for endings at all.

It was a good run, we earned what we got, and I look forward to what comes next from LonelyWorld. Maybe next time we'll be more careful.
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No. 260987 ID: d02930

pff, like there hasnt been escapes like that in other quests, and anyways, you dont stress a one time use item that way right at the moment before you can only use it you're going to get a bunch assuming they can use it later. derp.
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No. 260988 ID: e3f578

>>260986
isn't the careful mindset what got us in this mess? If anything we need to be more risky AND violent, a few dead allies lost in combat is way better than losing freedom completely.
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No. 260989 ID: 4784be

>> Game Over
dude, seriously? That's a load of bullshit.
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No. 260991 ID: d8dee6

This is not yet the end.
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No. 260993 ID: fc46e8

And so everything from the fanart thread becomes canon.
Especial the deleted stuff.
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No. 260994 ID: fba40f

What the fuck, I come back and you guys somehow got a game over even when the author gave you a god damn free pass which you then ignored in favor of volunteering to have the characters sold into fucking slavery. What the hell guys.
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No. 260998 ID: 701a19

>>260956
Lucky Earring: They're carriers of a blood-borne a pathogen that's harmless to Astarans but lethal to Guilder and Humans. Make it happen.
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No. 261006 ID: 383006

Fanart End! :D
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No. 261007 ID: bffa2a

Bite, no. BAD.
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No. 261026 ID: 620bfb

Oh wow, we suck at this. But anyway, I'm with the group that wants a do-over.
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No. 261031 ID: 8555c2

>>261006
Do it.
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No. 261155 ID: 917cac
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261155

servant1: "Mother your prophecy was incorrect, you said they would never leave this world!"

BroodMother: "hmmm it appears that way, I suppose well have to rely on other talents, Psych?"

Servant2: "we can't mother, they're too far out, we have no crawlers that far"

BroodMother: "your lack of creativity dissapoints me, prepare my bio pod"

Servant1: "but mother, the Hive! we spent-"

BroodMother: "-30 years? wasted 30 years. I tire of this world . . . and hunger for Pirate flesh"

servant1: "but-"

BroodMother: "do as I say before I hunger for yours"

servant: "understood BroodMother"

(epilogue end)
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No. 261180 ID: 70e5c6

>>261155
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Actually, this is pretty cool. Still a small chance for our 'heroes' to become bug-bait. ;D

Well played, LW.
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No. 261216 ID: 2fa820

>>261180
Yeah, except the IP hash of >>261155 is different from the usual b6c6fc and not seen anywhere else in this thread.

It might be someone else's fanart, it might be LW who deliberately changed IP to mess with us. Therefore, I can't be sure it's canon or not.

Well trolled, >>261155 . Well trolled :)
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No. 261225 ID: d677cc

>>261216
The art looks a bit different as well... but the text, if not written by LW, is a very good imitation of his style.

It is a mistery!
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No. 261237 ID: 383006

>>261225
It wasn't drawn with a tablet - no pressure sensitivity anyway.
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No. 261248 ID: 70e5c6

>>261216

>917cac
>>/questdis/337627
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No. 261327 ID: 2fa820

>>261248
Yes, I am stupid.
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