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Try and keep White and Pink busy with the knights, they might be able to Megazord us if they get to work as a team.
If you get a second, ignore Blue magnificently and start dropping molotovs on Pink and White.
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Not this.
We're RIGHT in the middle of our villainy, here. We can look into Green's condition later! I don't mind the villainous brainwashing. Buy a 2fx heal/mind-control circlet (not 'zombie puppet', think 'replace EDF with Blacwick in Green's esteem'), make him wear red and black. Maybe stick him in an Obsidian Knight-esque costume and miniboss him. It could be a whole big thing, and meshes nicely with our supposed curse on Monkey Wrench.
Plus, keep the EDF distracted from the Hollow Queen breakout, you KNOW they're going to show up there somehow otherwise.
That all said: Remember, these guys are overacting heroic hams. Green could just be sleeping.
Start rapidly teleporting to give yourself enough time to monologue:
"Seriously? I set him on FIRE, how do you end up in a coma from that? But hey, it looks like you weren't set back for long - you already found someone to replace him! White, how about you introduce yourself? Take a bow!"
"Speaking of, that was quite a cheap shot earlier, wasn't it Blue? I suppose I shall have to teach you something of manners. First we greet each other - that's this part here - then we inquire after news of recent events for a few minutes - oh that Green - and THEN the cheap shot, like so!"
Teleport gates take as long to create as the space to travel. Form a teleport gate near-instantly to your right, and the end-point is on the other side of Blue's head. Take your sword and pommel-punch him in the back of the head.
If things are looking too grim, set up one of your new teleport portals in the not-acid (set to spit out somewhere safer), Glenda the building, then while the heroes are wincing at your inhumanity, grab the hostage and declaim you're taking your stuff and going home.
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