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High Day
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Last stop, the STUFFED BANK! Jerry and Mary split up from Gerbera as they head to the bank while Gerbera heads to the ALL PURPOSE REPAIR STORE to fix their phone.
The STUFFED BANK is also a storage that not only holds on to ₵A$H, but also stores ITEMS in their POCKET INTERDIMENSIONAL SAFES which can be transferred to other banks.
A Penguin Bankteller name Johnathan helps Jerry out as Jerry decides to do the following:
- Deposited the Bananas
- Moved his bagged items to his Hammerspace
- Withdrew 1000 ₵A$H
And with that last action done, UPDATE 9 is finished. Gerbera catches back up with Mary and Jerry and has rejoined the PIZZA PARTY, now with their fixed phone. They are still at the FIRST CHECKPOINT and Jerry decides to take the time to consider that he has about 20 UPDATES LEFT to deliver the pizza after this one. He estimates that the SECOND SECTION will have about 5-7 SITUATIONS to deal with (depending on how the MAJOR ASSHOLE in the street will mess with them) and the THIRD SECTION will have 5 SITUATION which will only give him room to make about 8-10 mistakes that puts him in a PROBLEM.
Jerry’s Phone also vibrates, indicating that he got a NEW TEXT MESSAGE
WHAT ARE 3 ACTIONS JERRY WILL DO NOW?
>With Gerbera here, they will do some actions on their own unless you recommend they do something else. They will automatically leave with Jerry if he decides to continue the pizza delivery.
>BANK (can do multiple things)
- Lets Jerry withdraw or deposit ₵A$H
- Gerbera can do this too on their own, but the amount they’ll pull out can’t be controlled. They refuse to tell you how much they have.
- Jerry has 4000 ₵A$H in the bank
-attempt to rob it (Jerry is not DESPERATE enough to do this)
- store an item (you'll be able to pick up any items stored here in another bank at the SECOND CHECKPOINT later)
>Go to the store!
- It’s recommended you stop at the BANK first to make a withdrawal.
- Jerry has 1271 ₵A$H in pocket, Gerbera has 50 ₵A$H
- They don’t allow you to buy stuff with your bank card for some reason. System must be broken probably. So go to the bank first.
-You can buy and sell LEGAL items here
- I have items listed, but I’m going to leave the rest to you guys to come up with items! Please state what item you want there to be, and I’ll in a future post list them before the next update for you all to vote on with a price for each depending on the item’s effectiveness.
- If Gerbera is here, they’ll buy and sell items here too, but you don’t have control over what they buy or sell. You can try to convince them to buy or sell certain things, or save ₵A$H tho.
- Jerry’s HAMMERSPACIAL DIMENSION is FULL. Consider throwing or selling items
-Don’t worry, there will be another shop at the SECOND CHECKPOINT with similar items
BUY
- LUMBER AND TREE SEEDS = NAME YOUR PRICE! THE HIGHER, THE BETTER! (this will make Mary’s mood and friendship with Jerry SKYROCKET depending on how much Jerry buys, and will affect the ending depending on if you manage to find a way to get Mary back home. This won’t be in your inventory, Jerry will just have it shipped to the Pizzeria.)
- BANANAS = 1 ₵A$H (can use the banana peel to make someone trip!) (give this to the customer to finish the sidequest: find some bananas for Ramona/Rachael)
- IMPORTED SPRING WATER BOTTLE = 500 ₵A$H (Expensive because it’s imported from a rare hot summers, which is better than a hot springs! can be used to hydrate) (can replace the SWEATY WATER BOTTLE from the purse to decrease the percentage of Purr Feckt’s detection that Jerry used it by 5% bringing it down to 10%) (Expensive because it’s imported)
- Vinegar's hairpin = YOU ALREADY GOT ONE
- Conway's thong = YOU ALREADY GOT ONE
- Polaroid Camera = 19 ₵A$H (Somebody put a way-too-bright bulb in the flash, and now it's effectively a tool for blinding people alongside it's more common use of taking photos. )
- Goofy String = 20 ₵A$H (It can be a belt, a rope, a bracelet, a bundle of rubber bands and more! Comes in COLORFUL and EVEN MORE COLORFUL styles. You can also eat it! It tastes like liquor flavored licorice! It comes in a can with 3 uses)
- Airbag = YOU ALREADY GOT ONE
- A Lot of Sheep = 100 ₵A$H (You can't seem to count how many are in here without falling asleep…)
- Screwdriver = YOU ALREADY GOT ONE
Rice = 5 ₵A$H (Good for drying out your phone. (Sweaty Kitty would probably like this)
Duct Tape = 100 ₵A$H(Arguably the most overpowered item on this list. Can fix EVERYTHING!)
DUCT TAPE GNNUY = 300 ₵A$H It's a gun with little bnnuy ears at the end. it shoots a retractable roll of duct tape that you can use to pull yourself, but requires duct tape to reload after a few uses or the adhesive will wear off. Acts like a grappling hook, or a tape gun with a child friendly shape so it's not censored in over 17 countries! Kids love it, parents hate it!
- Your item here (price depends on what your item might be)
SELL
- PURR FECKT’S PURSE = select a value between 1-500 ₵A$H for the items Jerry will sell from inside the purse. (The more ₵A$H you want, the emptier the PURSE will be and the higher the percentage Purr Feckt will find out you used the purse increases, and the more you’ll stress Mary out)
Entire Purse is 1000 ₵A$H, (Mary will cry if you sell the entire purse, and you won’t use the purse to effect the percentage on how Purr Feckt will help Mary one way or another)
-TASTY DECOY CARDBOARD PIZZA = 50 ₵A$H
- VALUABLE AND DURABLE DIAMOND SEASHELL = (can’t be sold here)
- Illegal Powdered Donut #2 = (can’t be sold here.)
- Screwdriver = 4 ₵A$H
- Airbag = 30 ₵A$H
>Go to the BLACK MARKET
- It’s recommended you stop at the BANK first to make a withdrawal.
- Jerry has 1271 ₵A$H in pocket, Gerbera has 50 ₵A$H
- They don’t allow you to buy stuff with your bank card for some reason. They probably don’t want any investigators to track this place through someone’s bank history.
-you can buy and sell ILLEGAL items here
- I have items listed, but I’m going to leave the rest to you for guys to come up with items! Please state what item you want there to be, and I’ll in a future post list them before the next update for you all to vote on with a price for each depending on the item’s effectiveness.
- If Gerbera is here, they’ll buy and sell items here too, but you don’t have control what they buy or sell. You can try to convince them to buy or sell certain things, or save ₵A$H
- Jerry’s HAMMERSPACIAL DIMENSION is FULL
-Don’t worry, there will be another black market at the SECOND CHECKPOINT with similar items
BUY
- ILLEGAL POWDERED DONUT #2 = SOLD OUT
- ILLEGAL POWDERED DONUT #5 = 1000 ₵A$H (The sugar content is actually illegal in 17 different countries and consuming it will, for the briefest of moments, give you lightning reflexes! but after about [1 Update] you will suffer from an extreme crash of euphoria and a sugar coma.
- ANGERY RUBBER DUCKY = 1200 ₵A$H (Its squeaks taunt your target, making them angry enough to focus on attacking the person who is squeaking at them. Jerry thinks he can trick Gerbera into using it in a situation to make a getaway)
- WEED = 500 ₵A$H (technically not illegal anymore, but they still sell it to make it feel like the good ol’ days when it was illegal)
- MIND CONTROL DEVICE = 750,000 ₵A$H (this will let you mind control your target. And makes the rest of the quest too easy.)
- CLOTHING DESTRUCTION RAY GUN = 1500 ₵A$H SOLD OUT
- POWER CAPSULE = 500,000 ₵A$H (lets Jerry use a SUPER POWER for 1 UPDATE. The power is decided by what the voters want it to be.)
- JOTUND’S MIGHT = 400,000 ₵A$H (makes you bigger and stronger, about almost as strong as Mr. Armstrong! can’t be reversed if used)
- FORTUNE TELLER HOTLINE = YOU ALREADY GOT ONE
- PIZZID drone prototype = 2,000 ₵A$H (This was an invention from Jerry’s uncle… but it didn’t work out well. Somehow iti ended up in the BLACK MARKET)
TEAL SPOTTED MUSHROOM = 10,000 ₵A$H (Grants whoever eats it an extra life. Takes a frame rule (one update) to respawn... but will cause HALLUCINATIONS to occur.)
ELECTRONIC MAIL = 400 ₵A$H (An envelope containing nothing but pure electricity. You have no idea how it works either.)
SPECIAL MONOCLE = 2,300 ₵A$H (Has a number of properties such as X-Ray vision and true sight. Only has a limited number of charges however, and may cause meta slowdown by forcing the artist to animate the x-ray effect. Jerry thinks this might be more fitting for a tailor than a pizza delivery guy for some reason.)
A LYLUK BRAND SLUSHEE = 2 ₵A$H (A slushee of dubious origin that when drunk improves some of your stats for a few updates. Pizza flavored. (Gives Jerry +2 points for HELP in a SITUATION.) WARNING: HAS A 20% CHANCE TO EITHER MAKE JERRY SHITTY, OR TURN HIM INTO A LYLUK. (not recommended for Hippos.))
THE HOTTEST HOT SAUCE IN THE WORLD!!! = 600 ₵A$H (Guaranteed to melt your tongue or your money back! (May actually just be a jar filled with acid.))
- PREPAID INTERDIMENSIONAL WRISTPHONE = 1000 ₵A$H (Cell service that can cross dimensions, time is a bit wonky though, so some service exceptions may occur. But if you upgrade the service plan for an extra 2000 CA$H it CAN be reliable! Too bad you don't want to spend the extra cash. At least while you're here it works perfectly. Can be for Mary so he can communicate with Jerry if he goes back! Also so he can do stuff while he's still here in case it all goes tits up.) (NEW)
- HIRE DYON (3 Months) = $20,000/month (Dyon is a slime girl with the unique ability to copy and paste superpowers. Sometimes. Dyon can copy a power if she maintains contact for approximately thirty seconds; most powers will be removed from her menu after three months. Her paste therapy takes one month on average (give or take two weeks) and has a success rate of 100% for D-class powers, 50% for C-class powers, 30% for B-class powers, 10% for A-Class powers, and 5% for S-class powers. Dyon has permanently copied the [Electrokinesis], [Lesser Transmutation], and [Dreamstuff Pymary] abilities for herself and can use them at will. Dyon is a horrible employee. She demands payment up front, is brash and abrasive, almost never follows orders, and will bail the moment she can interpret a technicality in her contract. But if you can take the time to earn her loyalty, she'll renew her contract for peanuts and may even increase her copying success rate.) (NEW)
- VORETEX = $250,000 (Every vore fetishist wants one of these. This cyber-psionic augmentation creates a user-friendly portal to a pocket dimension in their orifice, which connects to a giant bio-module attuned to the user's DNA. Long story short, anything that gets eaten will fit. Banned in all civilized eating contests. Rumors of the ability to vacuum objects are considered silly.) (NEW)
- A KODAMA DOLL DRESSED LIKE A MAGICAL GIRLl = $5 You're not sure why this is at the black market - is that the shriek of an angry harpy in the distance? Grumpy insists you buy now or never speak of this again. (NEW)
- Your item here (price depends on what your item might be)
SELL
- WATER BOTTLE FULL OF THE SWEATY KITTY’S SWEAT = 1,000 ₵A$H (but the detection level will go up by 10% (total 25%)
-PURR FECKT’S PURSE = Besides the water bottle full of the Sweaty Kitty’s sweat, They find nothing of interest, but don’t tell Purr Feckt that… actually, do tell her, it’ll be funny.
-TASTY DECOY CARDBOARD PIZZA = They are not interested
- VALUABLE AND DURABLE DIAMOND SEASHELL = 1,000,000 ₵A$H
- ILLEGAL POWDERED DONUT #2 = 500 ₵A$H
- SCREWDRIVER = They are not interested
- AIRBAG = They are not interested.
>Read a newspaper
-Learn some lore, get hints, look at advertisements, get a sidequest, and other stuff.
- Something about a virus going, ads, and info on certain streets he’s heading to catches Jerry’s eyes.
>Chill with Vincent and/or Harmon
- They might give you some helpful advice, or maybe give you a side-quest.
- Harmon and/or Vincent can potentially become a PIZZA PARTY member. But it all depends on how your negotiations go with each of them, what you give them one of them, and who is with you. a dice roll will determine afterwards whether they will join you or not
- base percentage of one of them joining Jerry is 50% each
- depending on what Jerry tells them to recruit any of them could either increase, or decrease the percentage, choose your words wisely! Or don’t. Have fun with it!
- You’re chances to recruit them after spending another action to talk to them after each fail increases by 10%
- you can spend multiple actions to try to recruit them in each UPDATE
- your chances to recruit them also improves by giving them a certain pizza with various results (you can only give one pizza related item to one of them)
(Tasty decoy cardboard pizza increases by 20% (the first bite is heavenly, but only the first bite))
(A piece of the customer’s pizza increases by 50% (will decrease customer satisfaction though))
-Vincent will automatically join you if you got WEED (you don’t have any, Find some in the BLACK MARKET maybe)
-you can only give one person one item per action
-Your chances to recruit them might increase or decrease depending on who you’re with
(Mary has no effect on the percentage)
(Gerbera decreases chance of recruiting one or both of them by 30%, they think Gerbera is UNCOOL)
-Current percentage of recruiting Harmon or Vincent is currently 20% each
>All purpose repair store
-fixes something you broke,
FIX
- Dent on Moped (50 ₵A$H)
>talk/text someone
- Can be anyone you want (The Sweaty Kitty, Mary, some random person on the streets, whatever)
- Up to 3 people can be talked to in this action.
- Looks like you got a text message… but from who? You can always wait until you’re back on the road to check too. (NEW)
>ITEM MANAGEMENT (this is a free action and won’t count towards an action, this includes throwing an item away, or putting an item in or out of your inventory)
-Your TASTY DECOY CARDBOARD PIZZA is still out, there weren't enough votes to put it in. item has a 20% chance of being dropped each update.
>Leave
This will continue Jerry’s Pizza journey. If you choose this option, please state which path you want Jerry to take (more info of the paths starting here: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1014571.html#1017373 ) Keep in mind that if you leave early in UPDATE 9, Gerbera will catch up to you by the end of UPDATE 10 unless you fail to get out of the SITUATION
- BROCCOLI STREET (the major asshole Jerry will deal with here is the superhero known as THE BOID
- THREE HAMS ROAD (the major asshole Jerry will deal with here is W2K, Jerry’s ex girlfriend who works for BURGERVANIA
- EXTRA CHEEZE STREET (The major asshole Jerry will deal with here is EUGENE pizzid fanatic and theif.
- MUSHROOM AVENUE (The major asshole Jerry will deal with here is CASEY THE PILLOW and cult leader
- SUPREME ROAD (there are no major assholes here, you’ll just be dealing with regular ol’ situations as you have been, but at the cost of Jerry having to deal with more SITUATIONS.
>Inventory
Jerry ₵A$H
1271
Gerbera ₵A$H
50
Jerry Bank
4000
Bananas
Gerbera bank
???
Jerry’s Hammerspace
PURR FECKT’S PURSE (15% chance Purr will notice Jerry used it) - Jerry didn't steal this, he just hasn’t had the chance to return it to her yet after she left it at the courthouse. He’s serious! Contains her wallet, important evidence for another trial (hopefully one in the far future, Jerry would hate to have to deal with her today if she comes to get this), feminine products, keys (how did she get home without her car or house keys?), a pair of handcuffs. Water bottle full of sweat, And pretty much anything else you want. Jerry would’ve guessed she has them because she's a prosecutor, but the fuzzy pink design screams "Personal Use". The more Jerry uses this, the higher the chance Purr Feckt will find out it’s been used. Currently at 15% chance she’ll find out.
VALUABLE AND DURABLE DIAMOND SEASHELL - Sell it at a black market to make a LOT of ₵A$H (Jerry thinks there is one at both CHECKPOINTS. Though the second CHECKPOINT will most likely give more money for it) using it will decrease its value though. Jerry can return it to the MUSHEUM for something good to happen as long as you don’t use it until then (near the second checkpoint)! Jerry can use it to hide in for stealth, or to protect himselfself from attacks very easily (but it’s value will go down) Jerry isn’t giving it to P.I. Zzander, he’s an asshole who will take all the credit. But he can probably give it to Purr feckt to help negotiate in helping Mary.
ILLEGAL POWDERED DONUT # 2 (NEW) - The sugar content is actually illegal in 17 different countries and consuming it will, for the briefest of moments, make your perception of time move SLOW, but after about [1 Update] you will suffer from an extreme crash of euphoria and a sugar coma.
SCREWDRIVER (NEW) - has a changeable tip. Phillips head AND Flat head all in one.
Airbag (NEW) – Car not attached.
Jerry’s Inventory Out of the Hammerspace
TASTY DECOY CARDBOARD PIZZA - It is a cardboard pizza that you put over your ordinary pizza. It's made of 100% organic cardboard, not that it matters. Strangely enough the first bite ALWAYS tastes and FEELS like pizza, but contains no nutritional value. Every bite after that tastes like cardboard, but this would prove useful if you're fighting off a swarm of pizza lovers. WARNING: 20% Jerry will drop it as it is on top of the customer’s pizza box.
WALLET - (contains his bank card, drivers license, insurance card, 1271 ₵A$H) in pocket
JERRY’S SMART PHONE – Contains phone number to the pizzeria, his uncle’s, and the Sweaty Kitty’s. W2K and Gerbera are blocked. In pocket.
NOTEBOOK PAPER - has Ramona's (Rachael's) name, location, phone number, order, and price. In pocket
LIGHTER – lights things up. In pocket
CIGARETTES - take a smoke. In pocket
Jerry’s Equipment
 HAT
POLO
PANTS
UNDERWEAR
SUNGLASSES
CIGARETTE
Gerbera’s Hammerspace
GERBERA DOLL - Just a toy of themself that they got from the secret santa event. Has a pullstring that talks about how great they are, and even sings!
RADIO - Gerbera uses this mainly to dance in they’re costume. One more use before it is out of batteries
THE ZA COSTUME - Dress up as ’s mascot!
MACE - Got it from working a second job as a royal guard in another quest. Good for bonking, hitting home runs, and may cause clothing damage for some reason. Gerbera would rather only use it if their life is in danger and will otherwise take a really good reason to attack someone with it to protect the pizza.
CLOTHING DESTRUCTION RAY SQUIRT GUN - Destroys the clothing of an individual.
Gerbera’s Inventory Out of the Hammerspace
WALLET - (contains their bank card, drivers license, insurance card, 50 ₵A$H, their business card, A picture of SNOWPEA) in pocket
KEYS - to their home, in pocket
SMART PHONE - contains Snow pea’s home number, Jerry’s Smartphone number, Snowpea’s Smartphone number, pizzeria, Snowpea’s work phone, Snowpea’s parents phone number. In pocket.
Gerbera’s Equipment:
HAT
POLO
PANTS
UNDERWEAR
Mary's Inventory
CLIPBOARD AND PEN - self explanatory
Mary’s Equipment:
TROUSERS –Always keep a spare pair! You may never need them, but consider yourself lucky if you don't. Comes with a belt. One size fits all no matter what somehow!
VINEGAR’S HAIRCLIP - from the popular graphic novel, NOISE! It gives whoever wears it a weirdly comprehensive knowledge of chemistry. (Equipped)
CONWAY’S THONG - Merch from the popular graphic novel, NOISE! It makes you feel way happier with yourself but also makes you wanna wear minimal clothing (Equipped)
MESSAGE FROM PEA: thank you Crows for the idea to use a penguin. check out Crow's and Milquetoaster's quest here: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1026080.html
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