XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)10:24 No. 967251 ID: 443c89
File 158999545895.jpg - (218.65KB , 1600x1201 , Quest2cell.jpg )

"Okay, this is your cell, no we don't clean them. If you have any complaints, shove it your ass. If you're good we'll have you in the oven within the hour. Don't cause any trouble."

"O-or what!? You'll kill me twice?!"

"I wish, instead we'll just make YOU wish you were dead twice over. Now don't make too much noise pest, I have war crimes to cover up."

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)10:35 No. 967252 ID: 443c89
File 158999611745.jpg - (208.71KB , 1600x1201 , Quest3.jpg )

The guard slams the door, leaving the poor pilluk alone, sobbing in her cell.

(Now is the time you should make your presence known to her)

Don't give up, Lyluk!

>>967252
Hide under the bed and yell "I found a way to escape!" then CQC the guard when he comes to check it out.

get on your back and spread 'em

Look under the piss-stained mattress! Anything could be under there.

Explain strange creature, what is a lyluk? Do you have arms? Maybe even opposable thumbs?

sobbing on the floor isn't going to help you escape. Look under the matress, maybe one of the previous Lyluks left something there?

Take a closer look at that poster on the wall

Haha you got caught! Shame you don't have awesome ninja skills like me~ *zoop*

>>967252
sob not, young lyluk
think about nice things, like fluffy bunnies

Pull yourself together, doing nothing will won’t save you. Check under the mattress, also see if there’s anything behind the poster.

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)12:50 No. 967269 ID: 443c89
File 159000420032.jpg - (251.26KB , 1600x1201 , Quest2.jpg )

>>967257
"Gasp! Is really you? The ancestral LYLUK SPIRITS that I prayed for during the ride in the mobile gas chamber?"

>>967261
"Oh no! You're not my ancestors come to guide me at all! You're..."

>>967259
"... PERVERT SPIRITS getting off on my predicament! I'm DOOMED!"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)12:50 No. 967270 ID: 443c89
File 159000422207.jpg - (195.62KB , 1600x1201 , Quest4.jpg )

>>967260
>>967262
"Well, beggars can't choosers and some of you at least seem to get off on helping people so I'll take it where I can get it."
"Wow! You helpful spirits were right! Theres a book under the bed!"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)12:50 No. 967272 ID: 443c89
File 159000424509.jpg - (181.95KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_7.jpg )

"Nothing in pillow or mattress"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)12:51 No. 967273 ID: 443c89
File 159000427760.jpg - (212.93KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_8.jpg )

>>967258
"Whats CQC?"
"Please don't use letters, I don't know them."

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)12:51 No. 967274 ID: 443c89
File 159000429265.jpg - (238.32KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_9.jpg )

>>967263
"Wow, thats amazing! They just forced me to do that photo shoot and they already got posters of me edited and put up everywhere! Pilluk will be famous!"
"Lazy bastards just copypasted me there 4 times tho."

Open the book at the bookmark and read some of it for useful info, if you know how to read.

>>967264
"Amazing! A real ninjaluk! Are you in here right now? I can't see you at all."

>>967265
"Fluffy sounds nice but I dunno what a bunny is. You're probably trying to trick me and they're huge fluffy monsters."

>>967276
How could you? My ninja skills are too good!
Maybe i'm in the ceiling? Maybe i'm under the bed? Maybe i'm hiding with my eye closed in that dark spot by the door? You would never know...


PSYCHE!! I'm just outside your window. Haha!
Or am i?~ *dissapears into the shadows*

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)13:18 No. 967278 ID: 443c89
File 159000592293.jpg - (231.03KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_11.jpg )

>>967275
"I don't know how to read. I don't what a bookmark is since I've never read one in my life but is this it? Can you helpful spirits read it for me?"

>>967277
"Incredible! Your stealth skills are so sublime that you have phased out of reality and died instantly and permanently!"
"I would assume, not that I actually know where ninjaluks go when they disappear"

>>967278
Turn the pages until you find the same arrangements of symbols on the left page "1. be a lyluk", starting from the top line.
Then, stare at it for the educated spirits to see and understand more about Lyluks, and start looking for the symbol chains on the second line "2. slide through the door", right under the first line of symbols you looked for.

>>967278
It says:
1, be a lyluk
2, slide through the door
3, whine

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)14:07 No. 967282 ID: 443c89
File 159000887058.jpg - (208.06KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_10_2.jpg )

>>967266
"There is something behind the poster!"
"Gasp! It couldn't be..."

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)14:08 No. 967283 ID: 443c89
File 159000890130.gif - (507.04KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_10_2.gif )

*slap*

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)14:10 No. 967284 ID: 443c89
File 159000900096.jpg - (177.26KB , 1600x1201 , quest_10_3.jpg )

"In amongst this other trash there a bottle of rare and valuable LYLUK PILLS!"
"Legend has it that if you eat enough of these then you'll go straight to heaven."

>>967284
Offer the guard a trunkful of those pills next time you interact with him

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)14:26 No. 967288 ID: 443c89
File 159000997141.jpg - (208.09KB , 1600x1201 , lyluk_and_pills.jpg )

>>967281
"If only it were that easy"

>>967280
"Instructions unclear, please give again in a way my tiny lyluk brain will understand."

>>967288
Wait! what's that behind the lyluk pills?

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)14:33 No. 967290 ID: 443c89
File 159001039757.jpg - (150.54KB , 1600x1201 , zoom1.jpg )

>>967285
"No"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)14:34 No. 967292 ID: 443c89
File 159001048386.jpg - (185.02KB , 1600x1201 , zoom2.jpg )

>>967285
"They're mine"

>>967288
You aren't in a position to overlook anything as 'trash' what else is there?

>>967293
not when lyluks are trash

>>967292
Someone messed with the label. Peel off the part that says "lyluk pills"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/20(Wed)15:59 No. 967297 ID: 443c89
File 159001557865.jpg - (365.41KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_trip.jpg )

>>967289
>>967293
"Sowee, it ahhh, walluk eye"

>>967294
"Fuk u"

>>967295
"Nooooooooo, it say wywuk piwl wight?"
"I wah towd it say wywuk piwl"

(Done for this session folks, we were underprepared and need time to make more assets, hope you enjoyed)

Well, since it's not over yet...

Don't float to the ceiling, Pilluk!

Try climbing up the prianha plant, if you get there you can jump into the lightbulb!

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)07:58 No. 967485 ID: 443c89
File 159015951199.gif - (493.49KB , 1600x1201 , float.gif )

>>967382
"oops"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)08:00 No. 967486 ID: 443c89
File 159015963429.png - (6.11KB , 435x433 , transition.png )

>>967478
"oki wook in wight"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)08:01 No. 967487 ID: 443c89
File 159015968413.jpg - (134.76KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_lyluk_big.jpg )

"I went throwgh"

oh no, try to see if you can escape from there...

>>967487
Now talk to your elder. It will guide you through your vision quest.

.sitatinivid earev muut munger iuqesnoc murefitrom erarepusxe di ,mudarg mumitlu da metua cnuN .reup ,mugnol reti tnurenev tE

>>967491
"oki, I ask bigwuk"

>>967492
"Hi"
"Hello! How are you?"
"How i weave?"
"Oh you don't have to worry about leaving, I'll handle that when you're ready. Do you understand >>967493?"
"no..."
"Well then, what can I help you with?"

Pst, pilluk. That Galaxy Lyluk is saying "You've come a long way, youngling. To escape death you must achieve divinity" I believe. Ask them what's the deal with that.

Take advantage of the lyluk pill high, and do some squats on top of bigluk's head to develop... STRONG LEG MUSCLES
They're sure to come in handy later

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)09:16 No. 967502 ID: 443c89
File 159016419435.gif - (242.85KB , 1600x1201 , exercises.gif )

>>967501
"Sowee, my knwes awe gone"

>>967498
"HEY! NO! No cheating spirits allowed!"
"What deaw wit dat?"
"God dammit, this was supposed to be journey of self improvement through struggle but you guys are ruining my plans!"

>>967502
Not exactly a good plan when a lyluks life is already nothing but struggle.
It's a bit like filling a sun with light.
Or an avocado with green.

>>967502
Do a somersault!
But be careful you don't get stuck in an eternal loop of spin!

Yeah well he's currently in a death camp, he may not have time for all that.

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)11:58 No. 967509 ID: 443c89
File 159017389564.gif - (289.48KB , 1600x1201 , spinluk.gif )

>>967504
"oopsy weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

>>967503
"Thats exactly the point! What happens when you enough light to a sun or green to an avocado? A singularity! Thats the key!"

>>967506
"Shush little spirit, boyluks are a myth"

BOY! I sure hope the guard doesn't come back while you're tripping out on lyluk pills!

Get under her, maybe there's something around her intimate parts?

Oh great, god who's pedantic. Honestly I'd take flowery prophesy that's so vague it's useless over this. You can't make an avocado singularity that's stupid, and now this thing has to suffer for it.

>>967522
"Haha! You talk as if you are wise and cynical but you have never even tasted guacamole made from avocado singularities! What a pretentious and stupid spirit you are."

>>967510
"Oh yes, as you happen to mention it..."

>>967513
"All the more reason to send you back! NOW GO PILLUK!"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)14:12 No. 967526 ID: 443c89
File 159018193119.gif - (328.61KB , 1600x1201 , Quest2.gif )

"Hey wake up, it's time to go to the ovens. C'mon don't be dead, I'll have to do a bunch of paperwork."

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)14:12 No. 967527 ID: 443c89
File 159018193940.jpg - (199.02KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_lyluk_dead.jpg )

"God dammit, why do we even bother with camps if all you have to do is leave them unsupervised and they kill themselves."

Hey, you. You're finally awake.

...you should probably check out the goods (they're called "goods" because they're good, obviously) that hole in the wall before the guard comes back.

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)14:31 No. 967531 ID: 443c89
File 159018308841.jpg - (197.76KB , 1600x1201 , lyluk_awake.jpg )

>>967529
"HELLO YES I AM AWAKE. I WILL CHECK IT. THANK YOU SIR, HAIL MD AND EVERYTHING SIR."

Girl, your subconscious hallucinations have fragile egos. Now take the label off, you might want to know what was in those pills.

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)14:43 No. 967536 ID: 443c89
File 159018379873.jpg - (159.11KB , 1600x1201 , shiv_found.jpg )

"So first thing we have here is uh.... a magic wand."

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)14:43 No. 967537 ID: 443c89
File 159018380357.jpg - (159.49KB , 1600x1201 , lighter_found.jpg )

"Next is oh, one of these fire things, hmm I guess it wasn't a lyluk in this cell before me since it is a fact that these are impossible for lyluks to use."

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)14:43 No. 967538 ID: 443c89
File 159018381880.jpg - (169.62KB , 1600x1201 , dice_found.jpg )

"and last is... picture squares.

Looks like a pile of trash to me."

>>967538
Put ALL of those in your INVENTORY
A wise man once said, one's man TRASH is another man's TREASURE. You may need these later on.

Alright everything's collected, time to exit the room.

Take all that stuff, and go sneak through that door. Make as little sound as possible!

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)15:01 No. 967544 ID: 443c89
File 159018491959.jpg - (169.07KB , 1600x1201 , no_label.jpg )

>>967532
"Yes, doing this has made it very clear what goes into the creation of LYLUK PILLS. Thank you."

>>967542
>Make as little sound as possible!
This is a lyluk, you might as well have said "Nothing can go wrong!"

That said, follow the voices's advice: Bring the items with you and get out of the room, but watch out for the guard while you do so.
Don't wanna get caught AGAIN now, do you?

Sneaking tip: shuffle your legs in very smol steps, this will produce the least amount of sound because small steppy is quiet

>>967544
not the- oh forget it. Just peek outside your cell before you run off and get caught.

XenobenerHund 2020/05/22(Fri)15:27 No. 967548 ID: 443c89
File 159018644931.jpg - (207.34KB , 1600x1201 , lyluk_triumphant.jpg )

>>967540
>>967541
>>967542
>>967545
>>967546
"ʸᵉˢ ᴵ ᵈᶦᵈ ᶦᵗᵎ ᴵ ᵉˢᶜᵃᵖᵉᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵐʸ ᶜᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒʷ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ˡʸˡᵘᵏᵎ"

(Gonna end this session here, will continue in a day or 2)

(your doing great!)

Extend your lyluk neck and peek in nearby cells

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)08:08 No. 967671 ID: 443c89
File 159033289229.jpg - (138.22KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_cell_peep.jpg )

>>967610
"Okay, lets look into this cell next to me."

Admire ART, then look out the window.

Try to unlock the cell? The more lyluks in our party, the merrier.

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)08:15 No. 967675 ID: 443c89
File 159033334671.jpg - (182.98KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_cell_pilluk_head.jpg )

>>967672
"I don' know what window you mean but I will certainly admire that beautiful LYLUK ART that this precious bitluk has made"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)08:19 No. 967676 ID: 443c89
File 159033355089.gif - (275.59KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_cell_pilluk_cry.gif )

"It's really uplifting to see this poor bitluk making cheerful art in the face of certain DOOM. Even in a dark place like this, even if she has no leg joints, even if she's a little retarded. S-shes just so STRONG! SHES GOT THE HEART OF A CHAMPION!"

>>967674
"The cell is locked but why don't you guys just, yknow, help her for a little while?"

(Do you want to play as bitluk?)

(I would like to finish pilluk's escape first)

The bitluk will inspire you to keep going! Go through that corridor, maybe you can find a way out before the guard arrives.

Sure, why not.

=o>~ Be Bitluk.

>>967679
"NO! Absolutely not! We're not leaving this precious bitluk alone in this dirty cell!"
>>967680
"Yes, this one has the right idea, Now go!"

(Tie breaking vote to the authors cause we didn't anticipate anyone not wanting to be a bitluk and thus didn't prepare for it at all)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)08:44 No. 967683 ID: 443c89
File 159033506432.jpg - (171.64KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_bitluk.jpg )

(You are now bitluk. You have a box of crayons and an empty head. What do you do?)

"On second thought maybe sending a bunch of pervert spirits to haunt a bitluk was a bad idea?"

Use BOX OF CRAYONS to draw a handle on the door, and use it to open it.
In the process shake Pilluk's trunk(?) as a greeting.

Hello little bitluk, can you tell that big pilluk to give you a magic wand?

Ask the nice-looking guest if she won't let you out.
Maybe if you ask VERY-SUPER-DUPER-NICELY she won't leave you alone like the guard did.

>Recall your extensive bestiary on the different breeds of lyluks

Bunt the door until it opens

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)09:13 No. 967690 ID: 443c89
File 159033677975.gif - (163.75KB , 1200x901 , lyluk_shake.gif )

>>967684
(Bitluk wisely shakes trunks with her savior first as thats the POLITE thing to do)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)09:13 No. 967691 ID: 443c89
File 159033678774.jpg - (172.78KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_doorknob.jpg )

>>967684
(Bitluk draws a doorknob, though she can FIRMLY GRASP it, the door remains locked)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)09:14 No. 967692 ID: 443c89
File 159033689788.jpg - (177.22KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_shiv_given.jpg )

>>967685
"Why of course little bitluk! Here is that magic wand, don't fireball yourself now."

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)09:25 No. 967693 ID: 443c89
File 159033752278.gif - (138.72KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_door.gif )

>>967686
"Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere until you're safe!"
>>967687
(What part of empty head do you not understand?)
>>967689
(It is a well known fact that all SHITTY LYLUKS have 0 strength)

Go an extra mile - draw a MAGIC KEY on top of the MAGIC WAND, draw a KEYHOLE on the door, and use the MAGIC KEY on KEYHOLE

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)10:02 No. 967697 ID: 443c89
File 159033976336.gif - (182.53KB , 1600x1201 , magic_key.gif )

>>967694
(Bitluk draws a key on the magic wand, but since the magic wand doesn't take on the shape of the key it doesn't fit in the doorknob. YOU CANNOT DRAW ON THIN AIR.)

>>967697
Ask nicely to the lyluk drawn on the wall to unlock the door by fiddling with the drawn keyhole with her tiny trunk

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)10:20 No. 967699 ID: 443c89
File 159034084684.jpg - (176.77KB , 1600x1201 , tiny_bitluk.jpg )

>>967698
(Unfortunately you do not have the power to create 2D LIFE and the lyluk drawing does not respond to bitluks request)

Is it a hole in the floor right there? Take a closer look

If there's no hole, draw a hole and make it lead out of the cell.

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)10:50 No. 967702 ID: 443c89
File 159034264140.jpg - (174.09KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_grate.jpg )

>>967700
(It is a stinky SEWER GRATE. This would surely lead out of your cell if only you have some sort of THIN POINTED OBJECT to unscrew the screws holding it down...)

UNSCREW the SCREWS with magic wand
Hold breath and jump into STINKY HOLE

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)10:59 No. 967705 ID: 443c89
File 159034317408.jpg - (164.91KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_grate_open.jpg )

>>967703
(Genius! The grate is open and now we can go down)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)11:00 No. 967706 ID: 443c89
File 159034323141.jpg - (103.42KB , 1600x1201 , hole.jpg )

>>967701
(Although there is a hole there, bitluk went and drew a hole anyway. Strangely the hole is solid, maybe she accidentally drew a SOLID BLACK DISK instead?)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)11:02 No. 967707 ID: 443c89
File 159034333399.jpg - (162.51KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_tunnel_meanluk.jpg )

(Bitluk hops down into the stinky SEWER. Theres someone else down here with her)

Politely greet the strange-looking lyluk and offer a trunkshake
Try not to look at her weird deformed trunk but look anyway

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)11:13 No. 967709 ID: 443c89
File 159034402054.gif - (394.26KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_run.gif )

>>967708
(The strange lyluk is running away! Chase after her and POLITELY GREET her!)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/24(Sun)11:14 No. 967710 ID: 443c89
File 159034408731.gif - (628.57KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_scare.gif )

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

This whole place is INFESTED with shitty lyluks!!
I guess that's what happens when you gather any of them into one place. Kinda obvious in hindsight.

whenever you are scare or frigten

always rember happy day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RUN AWAY!

Whatever you do, don't start crying, DON'T START CRYING!!

(Thats it for today folks, see you next time)

Try to scare it back, bitluk!

Shitty Lyluk Dis-thread when?

WAAAAAAAGH!!! KRUMP IT!!!

>>967710
Draw a smile on her face so she gets happy instead of agressive

>>967800
(Here you go) >>>/questdis/132952

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)09:12 No. 968036 ID: 443c89
File 159050957036.gif - (467.96KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_cry_run.gif )

>>967713
>>967714
(Abloobloobloo)
>>967712
>>967716
>>967814
>>967815
(It's too late for that. Bitluk is already running away)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)09:15 No. 968037 ID: 443c89
File 159050973506.gif - (471.31KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_cry_ran_away.gif )

(What are you going to say to get bitluk back up on her feet?)
(err... stumps)

Don't be scared, draw sometihng happy to feel better.

She was just trying to say hello, go back and shake her trunk or she'll be sad

Hey, is that a light over there?
Maybe there's real sunshine over there!
ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy
-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy
-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy!!!!!!

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)09:52 No. 968041 ID: 443c89
File 159051197628.jpg - (155.23KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_sad_clown.jpg )

>>968038
(Bitluk attempts to draw a HAPPY CLOWN but in her current state everything she draws is infected with BOTTOMLESS SADNESS)
(Bitluk is also now afraid of the clown she drew)
>>968039
(That is not true. Bitluk as with all lyluks understands the SECRET INAUDIBLE LANGUAGE OF LYLUK and can assure you that the meanluk was insulting and threatening bitluk)
(Such as calling her stinky)
(and to go and stink up some other place)

Can you use your tears for self-defence? Maybe throw tears at the meanluk to blind her, and run past her.

It's best to look at shiny things when you feel sad
Head down the hallway, looks like there's shiny light down there!

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)10:14 No. 968044 ID: 443c89
File 159051328046.jpg - (133.58KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_tunnel_light.jpg )

>>968042
(Bitluk has 0 strength and is unable to shoot PRESSURIZED TEARS)
>>968040
>>968043
(Bitluk treks very slowly to the light)

try to whistle a cheery tune to lift up your mood, bitluk!

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)10:46 No. 968048 ID: 443c89
File 159051519087.jpg - (167.63KB , 1600x1201 , sewers_end.jpg )

>>968047
(Bitluks BOTTOMLESS SADNESS infects her cheery tune! She begins to whistle komm susser tod)
(She makes it to the end of the hallway and finds the light is coming from a ladder shaft)

>>968048
Can shitty lyluks even climb ladders? how will she hoist herself up more than one rung with her trunk?

Look into the barred DARK HOLE first, hopefully nothing scary in there!

>>968048
Use trunk power to climb ladder like snake

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)11:05 No. 968052 ID: 443c89
File 159051631606.jpg - (209.69KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_ladder.jpg )

>>968050
(The hole is neither barred nor dark)
>>968049
>>968051
(Bitluk hasn't climbed anything before, not even a gently sloping hill. Without leg joints it will be hard to climb)
(Theres a noise coming from down the hall, sounds like...)

roman boots?

that's the wrong hole!

Jump through the bars and into the dark hole

draw wings on yourself and fly away

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)11:22 No. 968057 ID: 443c89
File 159051737324.gif - (662.54KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_tide.gif )

>>968054
(It's the only hole!)
>>968053
(NO IT'S NOT ROMAN BOOTS AT ALL)
>>968055
(WHAT DARK HOLE?! THERES NO TIME)

Suggestion 2020/05/26(Tue)11:27 No. 968058 ID: a8f282
File 159051764011.jpg - (26.28KB , 469x421 , 159051519087.jpg )

This THING, quick climb into it! Whatever it is

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)11:41 No. 968060 ID: 443c89
File 159051848689.gif - (1.15MB , 1200x901 , bitluk_jump.gif )

>>968058
(geronimoooooooo)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)12:21 No. 968067 ID: 443c89
File 159052089329.gif - (337.30KB , 1200x900 , bitluk_splash.gif )

(Splooosh)

Can bitluk swi-, no, float at least?

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)12:41 No. 968070 ID: 443c89
File 159052207033.gif - (271.26KB , 1200x900 , bitluk_float.gif )

>>968068
(It is a well known fact that ALL LYLUKS FLOAT)

>>968070
Engage trunk rotation and motorboat into that canal

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)13:19 No. 968075 ID: 443c89
File 159052437833.gif - (310.25KB , 1200x900 , bitluk_float_cry.gif )

>>968071
(Lyluks have 0 strength and cannot spin their trunks anywhere near fast enough to become a motorboat)
(Oh no! Bitluk just realized she is floating on POO WATER and has begun to cry again!)

try swimming into the sidewalk of the sewer. Walk to the light side of the tunnel

don't cry bitluk it's only mud

mud water is pure and exfoliating

eat crayons. Their color will bring joy and courage to this lyluk

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)13:50 No. 968082 ID: 443c89
File 159052624420.gif - (365.49KB , 1200x900 , bitluk_swim.gif )

>>968076
(Bitluk swims over to the sidewalk)
>>968077
(Bitluk cares not how exfoliating the mud is when is came from someones butt!)
>>968078
(Bitluk refuses to eat her precious CRAYONS)

do you see an exit? anywhere you can go now?

XenobenerHund 2020/05/26(Tue)15:04 No. 968085 ID: 443c89
File 159053067212.jpg - (170.10KB , 1200x900 , bitluk_whatjpg.jpg )

>>968083
"You're not going to get out that way. Once you're in this deep the only way back out is through the basement."

(Who is talking right now?)

(Another session done today, see you next time!)

It looks like there's a tunnel to the left and right. Why can't you go either of those ways?

That voice?? So beautiful!
In such a wretched place this voice could only belong to one creature...
It's...
It's..!!

A Begraluk!!!

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)10:20 No. 968485 ID: 443c89
File 159085922013.gif - (445.57KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_fishluk_lair.gif )

>>968164
(Theres also a way towards the spirit camera from which we look upon the world and which is the direction the voice is coming from)
>>968167
(A Begraluk?! Yes! Thats the only one it could belong to! A wise and beautif....)
(EW EEEEEWWWWWWWWW, What is that thing? That isn't a lyluk is it? I'm not related to that right?)
...

>>968485
Greet that cutie and ask her why she's blushing. She definetly finds you nice!

My goodness, a fishluk!
maybe she can help you on your quest.

Go past it, I don't think those can speak or look, we better keep moving through.

>>968487
(A fishluk? What is she doing on land?)
"I got stuck up here when the water level changed..."
>>968488
"I can so speak! And tho I'm blind I can still help you! I know the way out of here, we need each other."
>>968486
"I'm not b-blushing! This is just how my face is! And I don't think you're nice, the first thing you said to me was ew!"

This is your fault for being mean to precious fishluk. Follow the fishluk to the basement and think about what you did.

Let's not forget our manners - try a trunkshake
Carefully, fishluk looks like it's about to die any moment

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)11:12 No. 968497 ID: 443c89
File 159086235941.gif - (228.43KB , 1200x901 , fishluk_trunkshake.gif )

>>968496
>>968495
(Yes! Surely a vigorous and POLITE TRUNKSHAKE will mend bitluks insults!)
"Ow"

...lewd

>>968499
(No! This is not lewd! When pilluk said you were pervert spirits I didn't think this is what she meant!)
"P-pervert spirits? Is that who we've been talking to?"

Focus! the fishluk said something about a way out. Ask how do you get through this "basement"?

>>968509
"Yes, the pervert spirit is right. We should focus on getting out of here and I know the way! So all you have to do is pick me up and continue down the hallway until you see a whirlpool and then take a right. The uh, yeah it's somewhere to the right of the whirlpool."
"Please don't forget about me."
(Bitluk picks up fishluk and puts her in the LYLUK INVENTORY DIMENSION)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)13:04 No. 968511 ID: 443c89
File 159086907040.jpg - (190.67KB , 1600x1201 , sewers_pathway_to_the_ovens.jpg )

(It is just as fishluk said but theres only 1 way to go)

Oh no, did the FISHLUK disappear from the INVENTORY?

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)13:22 No. 968515 ID: 443c89
File 159087016673.jpg - (223.53KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_elevator.jpg )

(Success! At the end of this tunnel there is one of those... upsy platform thingies)

>>968514
(What ever do you mean kind suggester? Surely you can point to the post you think fishluk should be in but isnt right?)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)13:31 No. 968516 ID: 443c89
File 159087067041.gif - (232.25KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_elevator_mad.gif )

(Bitluk keeps pressing the button but nothing happens)
(The more she presses the MADDER she gets)

Climb and OPERATE the UPSY PLATFORM to go UPSY

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)13:37 No. 968519 ID: 443c89
File 159087104793.gif - (207.31KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_elevator_madder.gif )

>>968517
(WHAT DO YOU THINK BITLUK IS DOING? SHE PRESSES THE BUTTON BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!)

You're pressing the wrong button little bitluk. Try the other one

Wait, before you go, do you see anything of use on those minecarts? The box things with wheels, I mean.

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)14:02 No. 968524 ID: 443c89
File 159087257483.jpg - (236.65KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_mine_carts.jpg )

>>968520
(Oh... Thanks pervert spirits)
>>968521
(Bitluk is TOO SHORT to look into the minecarts but just as she's about to walk away she hears a voice)
"Is....someone there?"

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)14:33 No. 968526 ID: 443c89
File 159087439364.gif - (1.08MB , 1600x1201 , lyluk_ghosts.gif )

"Is that a little bitluk we see?"

My fucking christ, they're ghost lyluks. What do they know about this place?

AAAHHHHH ZOMBIE GHOASTS!!!

>>968528
"No we are not zombies or ghoasts. Do not throw stones in glass houses spirits."
>>968527
"We know only that this place is where our ashes where dumped, with no one to mourn our passing. The fate of all lyluks. Your fate... if you do not escape this place."

Well you heard them bitluk, better make haste before that stinking roman comes here.

>>968530
(Okay, lets get out of here!)
(Wait! We have so much more to-)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)15:12 No. 968533 ID: 443c89
File 159087674370.gif - (602.10KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_elevator.gif )

(The elevator music drowns out the lyluk ghosts and even improves bitluks mood a little!)

XenobenerHund 2020/05/30(Sat)15:24 No. 968535 ID: 443c89
File 159087745054.gif - (1.36MB , 800x600 , oven_prv_full.gif )

(As soon as she leaves the elevator bitluk is confronted with a horrible sight)
(OH NO! PILLUK HAS BEEN CAPTURED!)

Bitluk, what's that lever behind you?

>>968535
Push him into the oven!

(I think we're done for this session folks, Thanks for playing)

bitluk, if you join forces with pilluk, can you two join your shitty auras to kill the guard?

Use your crayons to draw a hole where the guard stands.

Hit him with fishluk and push him into the flames!

Oh and insult his outdated fashion sense for good measure. Does he think poking his finger in other peoples' butts is going to get him chocolate?

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)07:38 No. 969047 ID: 443c89
File 159145430004.gif - (2.38MB , 1000x751 , oven_burst.gif )

>>968536
(Lets pull it and find o... well that was shockingly easy)
(and very hot)
>>968540
>>968556
>>968563
>>968670
(Thank you spirits for all these undoubtedly good but unfortunately unnecessary suggestions)
>>968673
(Bitluk insults the tacky guard in the INAUDIBLE LANGUAGE OF LYLUKS)

Well, guess it's time to talk to that pilluk over there, see if she's fine!

Quick, Grab that sword, it might come in handy later (could butluk even lift that with her trunk?).

>>969047
Pick that strange thing that aren't legs that fell down. You never know, you could use it as a toothpick. Lyluks have teeth, right?

This is a horrible place even for the humans. You must not stay here.

Grab the shoes, you might be able to use them for something.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)08:13 No. 969053 ID: 443c89
File 159145642223.jpg - (301.21KB , 1600x1201 , pilluk_bitluk.jpg )

>>969050
(SWORD grabbed!)
>>969049
"Bitluk! Where were you!? How did you get here!? What did you do to him?"
(Bitluk explains her jaunt through the sewers, how the meanluks insulted her and how she met fishluk who told her the way here)
"Well hope you had fun on your adventure cause I got captured while I was waiting for you to come back!"
"Although I guess you did come back and save me."
"So uh... thanks bitluk"
>>969051
(Lyluks have PUNY FLAT TEETH)

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)08:37 No. 969054 ID: 443c89
File 159145782089.jpg - (307.14KB , 1600x1201 , smelly.jpg )

>>969052
(Bitluk grabs the sandals off the severed feet. Unfortunately since LYLUKS only have TRUNKS bitluk is forced to smell STINKY BURNT ROMAN FEET!)
(Also lyluks don't have feet so she can't wear them)

Bitluk this is no place for bare feet

Use those roman sandals to protect your leg nubs

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)10:18 No. 969056 ID: 443c89
File 159146391193.jpg - (300.21KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_sandals.jpg )

>>969055
(Bitluk puts on the SANDALS)
(Although she can still smell them and the straps dig into her NUBBINS the bottoms of her nubs have never been more comfortable)

Onwards!! To ADVENTURE!!

Give MAGIC WAND back to Pilluk, as this is the polite thing to do with borrowed items.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)11:11 No. 969060 ID: 443c89
File 159146707465.jpg - (438.21KB , 1600x1201 , prison_corridor_2.jpg )

>>969057
(Yes! We will leave this place and see what the world has in store for us!)
"This is just the hall where our cells are"

Check all the cells, find out who else is imprisoned in here.
We must free ALL the lyluks!!

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)12:02 No. 969062 ID: 443c89
File 159147015372.jpg - (228.75KB , 1600x1201 , lyluk_party_inventory_update.jpg )

>>969059
(No need! Now that they are together they can freely access each others LYLUK INVENTORY DIMENSION thus functionally combine their inventories!)
>>969061
"The voices are right bitluk! Not one lyluk will be left behind!"
"Hello? Anyone in there?"
"Mlem?"

>>969062
Peek through the bars.

...the dead guard didn't have any keys? Or did they melt?

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)12:29 No. 969065 ID: 443c89
File 159147178979.jpg - (224.39KB , 1600x1201 , mlemluk.jpg )

>>969063
(The only thing he dropped was the sword)
"OH MY GOODNESS! Is that a... Beaconluk????"
"mlem"

Mlem back at her.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)13:00 No. 969068 ID: 443c89
File 159147364086.gif - (194.30KB , 1200x901 , beconluk_mlem.gif )

>>969067
"Mlem"

"Oh god what the fuck thats not a trunk"

¬‿¬

Tell her she should pick the lock of the door with that tongue.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)13:54 No. 969071 ID: 443c89
File 159147685409.gif - (193.41KB , 1200x901 , beaconluk_lockpick.gif )

>>969070
(Beaconluk mlems the lock. It tastes of metal and grease. She has no idea what she's doing and fails to affect the lock)

I guess searching the cell is our next step.

Give beaconluk the dice and have her roll a nat20 to open the doors

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)14:29 No. 969076 ID: 443c89
File 159147894129.jpg - (222.89KB , 1600x1201 , beaconluk_dice_given.jpg )

>>969072
(The only thing in the cell is the chair)
>>969074
(The dice are only 6 sided and have no numbers on them thus rolling a nat20 is impossible)

Send fishluk to the other side and see if she can find a way out from inside.

Can we put beaconluk into inventory?

Push the door open. From both sides, as you do not know if it is push or pull. Do not try to push and pull at the same time, butluk pushes until confident that the door will or will not open, then Beaconluck does so afterwards.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)15:28 No. 969083 ID: 443c89
File 159148249734.gif - (204.97KB , 1200x901 , pilluk_stuck.gif )

>>969077
>>969078
"Nope, you need to take them out of the inventory to put them in someone elses and both are too big to fit through the bars."
>>969079
"Okay you heard what they said bitluk, push and AAAAAAAAAAA"
"Okay it was unlocked all this time."
"Can someone help me out?"

XenobenerHund 2020/06/06(Sat)15:29 No. 969084 ID: 443c89
File 159148257855.gif - (298.17KB , 1200x901 , pilluk_stuck_mlemming.gif )

"AAAAAAAA NO DON'T LICK ME THERE!"
"BITLUK NO DON'T LOOK AHHHHHHHH~"

This is extremely inappropriate
Maybe beaconluk should've stayed in the cell

Take Beaconluk to court for sexual harassment.

poke beaconluk with your gladiator sword, that should make her move away from her.

(Okay I think thats it for this session, Hope you guys had fun, see you next time)

Beaconluk, you must show this lyluk your appreciation and gratitude for freeing you the only way you know how:
A FULL tongue bath. Leave no spot un-mlemed.

Saliva: help the lyluk get free

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)08:07 No. 969466 ID: 443c89
File 159188803773.gif - (190.74KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_sword.gif )

>>969085
>>969086
>>969087
(Bitluk brandishes her SWORD to defend the PURITY of pilluk)
>>969089
(Beaconluk is unable to MLEM all of pilluk because she is being defended by bitluk!)

Bitluk, can you tell beaconluk to lick pilluk's neck? That should make it easier for her to slip out of the jail door.
If she starts mleming her lewdly again, warn her with your sword.

mlem the sword

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)08:35 No. 969471 ID: 443c89
File 159188972155.gif - (188.92KB , 1200x901 , beaconluk_necklick.gif )

>>969467
(Beaconluk licks the neck of pilluk while bitluk watches veeerrry carefully)

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)08:35 No. 969472 ID: 443c89
File 159188973417.gif - (195.41KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_help.gif )

"Uh, I still can't get out, someone please pull me"
(Bitluk begins pulling pilluk out the door)

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)08:35 No. 969473 ID: 443c89
File 159188974155.jpg - (168.57KB , 1200x901 , pilluk_unstuck.jpg )

(Hurray! Pilluk is free!)
>>969470
(Beaconluk refuses to MLEM anything that isn't SOFT TENDER FLESH)

Oh no, is pilluk ok? Did her neck break?

Beaconluk: Mlem her alive

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)09:03 No. 969477 ID: 443c89
File 159189141988.jpg - (167.73KB , 1200x901 , pilluk_something.jpg )

>>969474
>>969476
"Mlem? Mlem mlem mle-"
"Oh WOW! Not only am I FINE but I am feeling better than ever! No need to lick me ever again beaconluk."

Horrayy!!!
The party expands, onwards to adventure!

beaconluk and bitluk: mount pilluk and ride onwards valiantly

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)09:19 No. 969482 ID: 443c89
File 159189234845.gif - (540.00KB , 1200x901 , guard_booth.gif )

>>969478
"Yes! The spirits are right, we must go on and save ALL the lyluks trapped here"
"Lets go girls"
"Dammit, theres a guard manning that booth blocking our way, how will we get by him?"

Sneak below the window, make sure you don't get in their view
although distracted, you probably shouldn't take any chances.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)09:29 No. 969484 ID: 443c89
File 159189297375.gif - (556.02KB , 1200x901 , guard_booth_crawling.gif )

>>969483
(The guard is too distracted by watching TANK CHATS in order to notice us sneaking by him)

I love how bitluk doesn't even need to kneel
Not that she could

Guard: be absolutely STONED out of your mind, i mean just LOOK at those SWEET tracks. God, and that JUICY suspension... UNF. Are they even allowed to show this kind of stuff on television?

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)09:59 No. 969487 ID: 443c89
File 159189477854.gif - (362.62KB , 1200x901 , pilluk.gif )

>>969481
(Although lyluks are very LIGHT and AIRY they also have 0 STRENGTH and pilluk cannot carry bitluk and beaconluk)
"This was a dumb idea, why did you guys suggest it?"

If it was such a dumb idea then why did you do it, huh?
anyways, lets get going. time to free the shitty lyluks, peek into the cells.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)10:51 No. 969493 ID: 443c89
File 159189788042.jpg - (197.36KB , 1600x1201 , cells.jpg )

>>969491
"I did it because you told me! Why did you tell me to do it?"
"Ugh, whatever, lets save more lyluks."
"Hmmm, the doors to these cells look very sturdy. Is this the high security section?"

Is it possible to peek into the HEAVY DOORS? If not, try knocking on one in SECRET LYLUKSE CODE

Heavy doors? what kinda lyluks would they need heavy doors to contain?
also, you shouldn't do everything strange spirits tell you to do. You wouldn't flash them with your puffy pussy if they told you to now would you?

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)12:39 No. 969499 ID: 443c89
File 159190435225.gif - (187.35KB , 1200x901 , yungluk_cell_peek.gif )

>>969494
>>969495
"Certainly not to pervert spirits like you!"
"Now lets see whats in cell #1..."

Oh so you're saying you'd do so if it was a NON-pervert spirit, huh? ¬‿¬

That... yungluk seems extremely threatening
Do we really want to let her out? Let's try a conversation first
And don't shake trunks, I don't like the way it is throbbing

Hey, did the guards throw that lyluk a pizza party in there? Looks like she has a paper plate, a pizza box, and some paper towels.

Ask for her pizza crusts for SUSTENANCE.

>>969499
Get that toilet paper. You need something to burn.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)13:31 No. 969507 ID: 443c89
File 159190750966.gif - (202.53KB , 1200x901 , yungluk_peek_2.gif )

>>969500
"Shut up"
>>969503
>>969505
(You are now TEMPORARILY yungluk)
"Toot?" (Ah, have my kin come to rescue me?)
"Toot" (and they bring little animatuli to my aid, unfortunately we will find little succor in this place for they have made sure I would not be able to escape from within)
"Toot" (That my incorporeal friends is not a pizza but a tray and, I am quite embarrassed to say, plate I broke in a fit of rage at my predicament)

Get plate shard.

>>969507
Well first find out if the door's unlocked. Not falling for that one again.
Do you have any ability to pick locks? Search the room for useful items first.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/11(Thu)14:43 No. 969517 ID: 443c89
File 159191179709.gif - (201.55KB , 1200x901 , yungluk_inventory_update.gif )

>>969508
>>969514
"Toot" (I would not "fall" for anything, the door is definitely locked, here take everything in this cell and use to save those who find themselves trapped here. Go now and leave me to my fate)

Thank the yungluk

Don't give up, Yungluk!
Pilluk, pass Yungluk the MAGIC WAND.
Yungluk, use your NONZERO STRENGTH(your powerful-looking arms should be at least that strong, right?) to destroy the lock with MAGIC WAND

Do you have anything below the pillow or the bed yungluk?

(Thats a wrap, see you next time)

Kick door in another fit of rage.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/16(Tue)08:58 No. 969841 ID: 689dc6
File 159232313814.gif - (278.41KB , 1200x901 , yungluk_magic_wand.gif )

>>969519
>>969520
"Thank you yungluk, here have this magic wand, maybe it'll be more useful to you than it was to us."
"Toot" (My goodness, I have never been shown such kindness before, especially by such a beautiful young lady...)
"T-toot" (I will cherish this gift for as long as I live. Thank you from the bottom of my heart)

XenobenerHund 2020/06/16(Tue)08:59 No. 969842 ID: 689dc6
File 159232314390.gif - (203.30KB , 1200x901 , yungluk_pillow_lifting.gif )

>>969531
"Toot" (No)
>>969686
"Toot" (What is this 'kick' you speak of?)

>What is 'kick'
You moving your leg-arm like that, only faster.
Preferably at someone's face.

>What do
Well take the pillow and add it to our inventory.
Also, collect all the other junk in this room. Look for a thin metal stick, if you can.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/16(Tue)11:07 No. 969848 ID: 689dc6
File 159233082251.gif - (210.93KB , 1200x901 , yungluk_inventory_update2.gif )

>>969846
"Toot" (Sir it sounds like you are describing a punch, are you confused or simply gone mad from eons of being a disembodied voice?)
"Toot" (I will give you my only soft place to lay my head since you did give me that wand but I will not give anymore, I have very little and would like some things to my name before I die)

I'd suggest punching the door but you could hurt your hand... how about if you cushioned your hand with the pillow? The idea is to just exert a large amount of force to the area near the lock, so as to break the mechanism or the frame. Put your weight behind it.

Warn Pilluk to get away from the door before you try to break it down.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/16(Tue)11:45 No. 969850 ID: 689dc6
File 159233311411.jpg - (210.03KB , 1600x1201 , yungluk_2.jpg )

>>969849
"toot" (Oh please stop, I know you are trying to help but this door was made to contain humans, not even have the strength of man, no matter how hard I try I could never break down this door)
"Toooooooot" (Now go and save yourselves!)

>>969850
Your arms look bigger and more muscled than a human's. You should at least try.

>>969852
"toot" (Do you not think that I already tried? I can't do it, now leave)

Fine. If we find the keys we'll come back for you, hang in there.

XenobenerHund 2020/06/16(Tue)13:05 No. 969858 ID: 689dc6
File 159233791220.gif - (300.96KB , 1200x901 , lyluk_party.gif )

>>969854
"Okay, so we need the key to the cells in order to save the lyluks trapped here. Should we go and try to find it or check up on the other prisoners firsts?"
"Beaconluk please stop licking that door."

Hey beaconluk, how does the door taste?
Also I think we should at least check up on all the prisoners. Imagine how lonely they feel. Knowing that someone is out there, working on escape is bound to lift their spirits!

XenobenerHund 2020/06/16(Tue)13:31 No. 969860 ID: 689dc6
File 159233949678.gif - (332.62KB , 1200x901 , migeluk.gif )

>>969859
"Mlem" (Tastes like oily rust and milk)
"Okay, lets check the next one down and... Oh my goodness! Is that a..."

A Mige-Lyluk!! What a find.
Quickly, we must free our serpentine friend!

She looks wild! Ask her a question, politely.
If she responds eloquently enough, give her the ROMAN SWORD. She then can cut the BINDING ROPE, and wiggle outside through the window in the door!

>>969860
Attempt to communicate. If this strange serpentine Lyluk is amicable, poke the sword through the door slot so it can free itself and slither through the slot.

...if we have a lyluk that can slither through the slots in the doors, does that mean we can use the inventory to ferry everyone out?

XenobenerHund 2020/06/16(Tue)14:48 No. 969866 ID: 689dc6
File 159234408625.gif - (547.51KB , 1200x901 , migeluk_free.gif )

>>969861
>>969862
>>969863
"Hello there, are you a real migeluk?"
"What? How did you escape? Please help me! I gotta get out of here!"
"Wow, our icons are very similar, how can the spirits tell the difference?"
"No problem! I plucked my eyelashes so it'll be easy to tell us apart! Now do you have anything that can cut this rope? I think I can squeeze through the slot if I wasn't tied down."
"Yeah sure, here have this sword we pilfered off a guard we brutally killed with fire."
"Thanks" *Zoop*
"Haha! Finally I am free!"