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967250 No. 967250 ID: 443c89

These are dark days for the races known as "Lyluks", all across the world both leaders and common folk turn against them. They send any Lyluks they find to extermination camps.

Let us follow this one particular pilluk for a while, see if she can free her people. (Probably not...)
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No. 970123 ID: 094652

Stick with the party
No. 970124 ID: e65159

Migeluk looks competent, surely she can handle a few thousand pests down the vent
Stick with the obviously dysfunctional party, they need our help.
No. 970125 ID: 61a883

we need to see migeluk's own adventures
No. 970126 ID: 8a9ac0

Warn migeluk about the meanluks infesting the sewers so she knows what she's getting into.
No. 970132 ID: b1b4f3

I wish to follow migeluk. A solo lyluk is in more danger.
No. 970133 ID: 689dc6
File 159267867388.jpg - (258.21KB , 1600x1201 , back_to_the_guards_booth.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Okay girls, we gotta find the key to this place to save all the lyluks trapped here! Lets go sneak past the guard again."
"By the way migeluk, watch out for the meanluks in the sewer!"
:migeluk: "In the sewer? But I'm going in the vents, what use is that warning to me?"
No. 970134 ID: 689dc6
File 159267867790.jpg - (256.60KB , 1600x1201 , guards_booth_no_guard.jpg )

(As the lyluks approach the booth they him yell at the top of his lungs)
(He then proceeds to stomp down another hallway)
:pillukicon: "Gross'
:bitlukicon: (Yuck!)
:beaconluk: (Awww yea can't wait to lick all that up)
No. 970135 ID: b1b4f3

Maybe you can follow him to the showers and steal the keys from his pants?
No. 970137 ID: 689dc6
File 159268465992.gif - (494.57KB , 1200x901 , showers_prv.gif )

(The lyluks follow the guard to the showers where they unsurprisingly find him taking a shower)
(What should they do?)
No. 970139 ID: 8a9ac0

oh, poor migeluk. she doesn't realize... If there's meanluks in the sewer, then who knows what's in the vents. They had to get down there somehow after all.

Steal his armor, wear it for yourselves (a safe distance away from the guard being able to hear)
try to find a key, in the armor, and in the booth. be quick before the guard finishes showering.
No. 970140 ID: 58ab3a

steal his armor. He won't be able to leave the showers because that would be indecent.
No. 970141 ID: 8a9ac0

If the guard catches you you should let beaconluk to molest him.
all naked like that... the taste of his skin... He is powerless against beaconluk. He has no defenses against any kind of mleming right now.
No. 970148 ID: 689dc6
File 159269094074.gif - (0.96MB , 1200x901 , lyluks_shower_armor_steal.gif )

:pillukicon: "Okay girls, you heard the spirits, search his armor for the key"
:beaconluk: "mleeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmm~"
:pillukicon: Now whatever we do we cannot mak- OH NO! This is LORICA SEGMENTA! No matter what we do it will create noise when the plates clang against each other! YOU PERVERT SPIRITS SCREWED US!"
(The guard has been alerted by your careless choice of pick pocketing, what will you do now?)
No. 970152 ID: 8a9ac0

Quickly! wear the armor and gain ultimate defense!
Beaconluyk! Full Mleming Assault. Bust into that shower and use your tongue like you've never used it before. Leave no spot, crannie, or crevice unmlemed. Traumatize the poor bastard.
No. 970153 ID: e65159

Oh no!
Pilluk, kick away the armor so the ROMAN GUARD cannot equip it and gain its EFFECTS.
Beaconluk, stand ready to MLEM the ROMAN GUARD when he steps out.
Bitluk please stand back and look away.
No. 970154 ID: 8a9ac0

>conveniently appear
No. 970155 ID: 689dc6
File 159269348175.jpg - (331.23KB , 1600x1201 , lyluk_party_ready.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Okay, so we're all ready, he's about to open the door, you ready for mleming beaconluk?"
:beaconluk: "Mlem!"
:provicon: "God damn why won't these suds get out of my hair? What kind of shampoo is this? Whoever was messing with my armor is probably already gone by now..."
No. 970156 ID: 8a9ac0

No. 970158 ID: 8768f8

You have two options.
Run away with the armor and leave the roman to live forever with the shame of being naked
Throw fishluk in the shower so she can be in her element, then carry on the mlemming assault
No. 970159 ID: 689dc6

(Thats it for today folks, see you next time)
No. 970643 ID: 689dc6
File 159310062243.gif - (556.93KB , 1200x901 , beaconluk_mlem_attack.gif )

:beaconluk: (She's fast! No sooner does prov crack the door open then beaconluks tongue darts through the tiny opening to sexually assault him!)
No. 970644 ID: 82211c

No. 970645 ID: ee20ea

Pilluck: Cover bitluks pure, innocent eye. She doesn't need to see this.

beaconluk: You know what you need to do. Go. Deeper.
No. 970648 ID: 689dc6
File 159310779253.gif - (0.98MB , 1200x901 , showers_prv_run.gif )

:beaconluk: (Mmmmmm, tasty)
No. 970649 ID: ee20ea

Good job, Beaconluk!

Now we just gotta get out of here before the guard might, maybe, probably, alert his fellow guards.

No. 970650 ID: 689dc6
File 159311003213.gif - (466.62KB , 1200x901 , fishluk_out.gif )

:pillukicon: "Fishluk! It's time to return to your natural habitat!"
:fishluk: "Ahhh! What happened? Are we free? Whats this about natural habitat?"
:pillukicon: "Well no we're not free yet, I just thought you'd appreciate being in a wet place."
:fishluk: "What? You mean this shower? Did someone just use it? It smells gross! You kept me in the inventory for so long where I couldn't talk to anyone and you finally take me out for this? You guys are the worst!"
:pillukicon: "Hey, blame bitluk, up until now I thought you were a toy or something"
No. 970652 ID: 689dc6
File 159311026030.gif - (435.47KB , 1200x901 , fishluk_mlem.gif )

:fishluk: "Eww, who is this? Don't lick up my tears"
:pillukicon: "Thats beaconluk, be careful around her."
No. 970653 ID: 19da02

just let it happen. It's not sexual
No. 970655 ID: b1b4f3

So was there a key in the armor?
No. 970657 ID: 689dc6
File 159311387644.gif - (436.08KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_key.gif )

:fishluk: "I don't like this"
:bitlukicon: (Yes! There was a key hidden in his helmet!)
No. 970659 ID: b1b4f3

Alright enough licking, it's time to see if that key opens some doors.
No. 970660 ID: 689dc6
File 159311576557.gif - (4.73MB , 1200x901 , showers_alarm.gif )

:pillukicon: "Yeah! Lets go free the other ly-"
"Uh oh..."
No. 970661 ID: ee20ea

Oh no, RUN!!!!
No. 970663 ID: 73e85d

Would it be possible to fit all the lyluks into the vents?
We could both hide and look for Migeluk
No. 970666 ID: 8768f8

Quickly, hide in the nearest locker or vent!
No. 970668 ID: 689dc6
File 159311980206.jpg - (314.56KB , 1600x1201 , lyluks_choose.jpg )

(The party hears guards outside the showers! Theres nowhere else to go but to the corner. Luckily there is both an open manhole and a vent!)
:pillukicon: "Me and beaconluk can't fit in the vent..."
(Will you split up the party and send the little lyluks into the vent while the big ones head into the sewer? If so which will you stay with?)
No. 970669 ID: 73e85d

Yes, we need to lay low for now, let's meet here again once everything calms down a little.
I think we should stay with the little lyluks. Beaconluk is armed with DEADLY MLEMMING and I am certain she and Pilluk will be fine.
No. 970670 ID: 8768f8

Splitting the party is never a good idea. Safety in numbers.
Also tell Fishluk she's cute.
No. 971046 ID: 689dc6
File 159353424284.gif - (506.77KB , 1200x901 , enter_the_sewers.gif )

:pillukicon: "Geronimooooooooooooo"
:fishluk: "Dammit, I just got out of here."
:bitlukicon: (This place seems familiar)
No. 971047 ID: 689dc6
File 159353440076.jpg - (335.72KB , 1200x901 , party_sewers.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Come on girls! We got gotta lose them through the tunnels."
:bitlukicon: (Should I tell them about the other way?)
No. 971052 ID: 5c3bc0

Tell them bitluk, but I don't think the bigger lyluks can fit in there
Do we even need to go anywhere? We are just hiding after all
No. 971054 ID: 689dc6

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk tells the party about the way down to the seep sewers)
:pillukicon: "Yeah, I don't think I can fit down that pipe, also I don't even want to go, that place is filled with POO WATER!"
"I think we should try to lose them in the maze of the sewers, it's not gonna be hard to figure out where we went."
No. 971055 ID: 6f6ca9

We should go where you got ambushed by the meanluk, maybe if the luks stack together we could each the ladder on the other side.
No. 971058 ID: 689dc6
File 159353838023.jpg - (204.58KB , 1200x901 , party_meanluk_area.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Yeah, we can take on those mean old meanluks together! Now, it was towards the clown way right?)
No. 971059 ID: 6f6ca9

Yes, let's prepare for any other attacks, maybe we can mlem and sword our way out.
No. 971065 ID: 689dc6
File 159354005990.jpg - (250.25KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_hole.jpg )

:pillukicon: "We gave the sword to migeluk remember?"
:fishluk: "WHAT!? You gave away a SWORD?"
:pillukicon: "Migeluk was on her own, she needed it more than we did."
"Now, this is where you said the meanluk hurt you bitluk?"
:bitlukicon: (Yes)
:pillukicon: "Well theres nothing here now. I'm not convinced these 'meanluks' exist."
No. 971075 ID: 6f6ca9

Well, let's get to it before the roman guards realize what's happening
No. 971077 ID: 8768f8

>I'm not convinced these 'meanluks' exist
Put your head in the hole to make sure of it if you're so brave.
No. 971078 ID: 689dc6

:pillukicon: "Get going where? We can go either in the pipe, try the ladder or continue ahead."
No. 971079 ID: 689dc6
File 159354438229.jpg - (247.01KB , 1200x901 , pilluk_peeks.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Okay, it's really hard to squeeze in there with this armor."
"There, see? No scary meanluks! A meanluk... As if lyluks could be mean..."
"The only thing mean is the stench."
No. 971081 ID: b1b4f3

We saw them! There were... a lot of them. Also isn't beaconluk kindof mean?

Let's go up the ladder.
No. 971082 ID: 5c3bc0

I want to commend beaconluk on her self-control, she's mere inches away
Try to peek upstairs next, we need to keep an eye out on the surface in case migeluk is around. But otherwise I think we should proceed normally through the tunnels
No. 971083 ID: 6f6ca9

Enough, let's go up the stairs before pilluck gets proven wrong.
beaconluk should check behind us since she can defend herself with licking.
No. 971084 ID: 8768f8

Go up the ladder but DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE, that could wake up the Meanluk
No. 971089 ID: 689dc6
File 159354997754.gif - (386.70KB , 1200x901 , kitchen_chief.gif )

(The party creeps up the ladder and exits through a closet)
:pillukicon: "Uh oh, looks like we're not getting out this way."
No. 971091 ID: 8768f8

Say hello and ask what's cookin'.
No. 971092 ID: b1b4f3

Go back down! Don't alert the cook. He will probably try to cook you.
Try going through the tunnel. Remove armor if you have to.
No. 971093 ID: 82211c

He looks ugly. Insult his heritage and run away.
No. 971094 ID: 689dc6
File 159355300789.jpg - (247.99KB , 1200x901 , pilluk_chief_talk.jpg )

:pillukicon: (God I hope you guys have a good reason for this) "Hello kind and generous chef!"
:lhomar: "Huh? What? Where did you come from? I guess you're the reason the alarm went off right?"
:pillukicon: "No, the guard pulling the alarm is the reason."
:lhomar: "Right... About that armor you're wearing, you didn't kill him to get it right?"
:pillukicon: "Nope, I assure you he is very much alive and naked."
:lhomar: "Alright then." (He goes back to stirring the soup)
:pillukicon: (Dammit! Why didn't you say that first! Well at least he didn't cook me...)
:pillukicon: "Uh... You humans are always trying to genocide us lyluks! Stop it!"
(The chef drops his ladle to the ground and tears well in his eyes)
:lhomar: "No one has ever called me human before..."
No. 971095 ID: 6f6ca9

Keep going, we don't need more people trying to kill you all shitty lyluks.
No. 971098 ID: 82211c

No. 971099 ID: ee20ea

Oh no...
I'm sensing unresolved issues and possibly emotional trauma.
This poor soul, despite being completely human, must also not had a great super-duper fun life.

Just like you...

Ask him if he's alright. Listen, and comfort him if need be.
Maybe this human can be an ally, not foe.
No. 971100 ID: 689dc6
File 159355539574.jpg - (237.93KB , 1200x901 , chief_cry.jpg )

:pillukicon: "So... uh... You're not gonna cook us up and eat us?"
:lhomar: "What? No, do people do that?"
:pillukicon: "Probably, I mean YES! You humans do eat us!"
:lhomar: "Thats terrible, how could they eat such nice people..."
(The chefs tears flow harder)
:lhomar: "Don't worry little lyluk, I won't let them eat you. I-I'll cover for you, I'll pretend we never met and you go find a way out of here."
(SUCCESS! The chef is now on the LYLUK SIDE!)
No. 971102 ID: 87c7af

The human... doesn't want to hurt you...

>Pilluk: Hold back tears of gratitude
>Pilluk: thank the kind human
No. 971355 ID: 689dc6
File 159378659564.jpg - (271.72KB , 1200x901 , chief_tearful_embrace.jpg )

:pillukicon: "I-i've never met a human a nice human before! Thank you!"
:lhomar: "Aw, come here you little monster."
(What should the other lyluks so now that the chef accepts them?)
No. 971356 ID: 4544cc

Be brave Bitluk, and thank the chef for his help

Beaconluk, try licking some of his delicious soup
No. 971358 ID: 22ff38

The rest of the lyluks should come out and greet the nice chef. But don't do it too fast, or you may startle him.
And ask for permission before mlemming the soup
No. 971359 ID: 689dc6
File 159379160376.gif - (343.77KB , 1200x901 , kitchen_party_reveal.gif )

:lhomar: "Here, you must be starving, have some blackberry-"
"Goodness theres more of you? Where did all these come from?"
"Hey hey! Don't stick your uh, whatever that'll show you to wait until it's done."
:bitlukicon: (Thank you for being kind)
(Bitluk says it in the INAUDIBLE LANGUAGE OF LYLUKS so he can't hear it.)
:pillukicon: "Thank you for harboring me and my friends while we wait for this whole prison escape thing to blow over."
:fishluk: "Yeah, your the first person we've met all that isn't trying to kill us."
:lhomar: "Well, your the first people I've ever met to recognize me as people. Of course I'm gonna help you out. Now eat your blackberry pie while I make sure the guards don't get suspicious."
No. 971360 ID: 87c7af

I can't believe the guards aren't just lyluk haters
They're also RACISTS!! For shame..
No. 971363 ID: 689dc6
File 159379371488.jpg - (273.04KB , 1200x901 , party_satisfied_except_beaconluk.jpg )

:fishluk: "Yeah those dumb racists genociding us, thats so 20th century."
:lhomar: "Who are you talking to?"
:pillukicon: "Nevermind her, thanks for the pie mr.chef."
:lhomar: "No problem, no one else here likes blackberry anyways..."
No. 971364 ID: f1a246

Ask the chef if he knows any way out of here, preferrably with the least amount of guards.
No. 971366 ID: 689dc6

:pillukicon: "Do you know how to get out of here?"
:lhomar: "The only the way I know out is through the front door, which I doubt you can use, sorry but I can't be much help in actually getting you out."
No. 971368 ID: 22ff38

Bid farewell to the kind human chef and have a look in the next rooms
Have bitluk keep her large eye on the vents, we still need to find migeluk
No. 971370 ID: 689dc6
File 159379989472.jpg - (272.05KB , 1200x901 , party_warned.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Thanks for the hospitality mr.chef , we gotta go and get-"
:lhomar: "Woah woah woah now, you can't go that way, thats the mess hall where everyone eats, you'll definitely get caught there, if you want to leave you gotta go back the way you came."
No. 971371 ID: f1a246

Who puts a sewer entrance next to a kitchen, I wonder. No matter, time to search through those sewers once more.
No. 971372 ID: 8768f8

The Lyluks should give the man a token of Lyluk appreciation.
Give him the dices so he can remember the day he helped Lyluks out with delicious blackberry pies and play games with overly complex rules.
No. 971374 ID: 689dc6
File 159380139089.jpg - (278.49KB , 1200x901 , Chief_dice_given.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Well okay, we'll go back into the smelly sewers but first a token of our appreciation."
:lhomar: "Dice? Uh, thanks?"
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk can't bear the thought of leaving the only friend the lyluks have ever had.)
:fishluk: "Don't cry bitluk, he'll be fine."
No. 971375 ID: 689dc6
File 159380206033.jpg - (228.03KB , 1200x901 , lyluks_party_back_to_sewers.jpg )

(Where do you go now that you're in the sewers?)
No. 971376 ID: 22ff38

bitluk should draw a chef face on the wall next to ladder, using her COLORFUL CRAYONS
Then it's onward through the tunnels!
No. 971378 ID: 689dc6
File 159380443857.jpg - (249.73KB , 1200x896 , Bitluk_chief_portrait.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk draws a very flattering depiction of her nice chef friend)
No. 971380 ID: 689dc6
File 159380628001.jpg - (215.64KB , 1200x901 , sewers_strange_tunnel.jpg )

(The party continues down the tunnels, on the next turn they come upon something strange)
:pillukicon: "Uh, you know what this is fishluk?"
:fishluk: "Why would I know what it is?"
:pillukicon: "Well you lived down here didn't you?"
:fishluk: "I did not live here! I just found my down, thats all..."

:beaconluk: "mlem" (Beacon is all better!)
No. 971385 ID: 22ff38

Let's explore! It looks cool
No. 971386 ID: 689dc6
File 159380836620.jpg - (192.77KB , 1200x901 , slimy_tunnels.jpg )

:pillukicon: "You pervert spirits have a weird definition of cool. What is all of this? Everything is slimy and smells weird, what is this doing in the sewers?"
No. 971387 ID: b1b4f3

What's that in the fog?
No. 971390 ID: 689dc6
File 159381253044.jpg - (194.73KB , 1200x901 , mysterious_egg.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Thats just the draw distance, we lyluks have poor depth perception."
(The party continues on until...)
:fishluk: "Eww, it smells even worse here."
:pillukicon: "Is that a guard stuck to the wall in brown goop with an egg at his feet?"
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk really wants to leave)
No. 971391 ID: f1a246

Do we have another way to go? We should check before going in, I don't like the feeling that tunnel gives me.
No. 971392 ID: f1a246

Snatch that egg quickly! Whatever got that guard killed would definetly beat a whole party of shitty lyluks. We better turn tail before it catches us, and sees us near its egg.
No. 971395 ID: 689dc6
File 159381509451.gif - (254.77KB , 1200x901 , slimy_tunnels_meanluk_ambush.gif )

(The party puts the MYSTERIOUS EGG in the LYLUK INVENTORY DOMENSION, but bitluk hears familiar hissing from the way they came)
:bitlukicon: (Girls! The meanluks are coming!)
:pillukicon: "Really? I wanna see whats been scaring you so much bitluk."
"Really? These little nasty lyluks are it?"
"Sure theres, a lot of them and they are quite saucy but we can take them!"
:fishluk: "Why are there so many of them but only one of each of us?"
(Do you fight the meanluks?)
No. 971399 ID: b1b4f3

Give back their egg. These things... are reproducing.
No. 971419 ID: 87c7af

Bitluk... remember the big one that scared you earlier?
No. 971429 ID: b1b4f3

I dunno if running is really needed. There's a sword right there and these things are small. If they don't calm down after returning the egg, we could fight!
I'd rather unleash them against the upper levels somehow to distract the guards...
No. 971452 ID: 4544cc

Leave the egg, grab the sword! These are the shittiest of all lyluks, and will go down easy if you're prepared
No. 971454 ID: a67d10

Assume a formation and retreat!
Pilluk in the front with a sword
Beaconluk protecting the rear with mlemming
Bitluk using her extreme depth perception to keep a lookout for more meanluks
Fishluk can coordinate everyone's movements and show the best path through the hordes
No. 971455 ID: 87c7af

You fool! Meanluks may be weak when few, but in numbers they can become terribly dangerous to encounter, and they are notoriously rapid breeders!
We are in or near their inner sanctum; their "nest", and they're gonna get reinforcements any moment. If we don't run, we're dead!
No. 971469 ID: f1a246

Run and don't look back, you will NOT survive a meanluk horde through fighting.
No. 971658 ID: 689dc6
File 159413875348.gif - (209.10KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_ambush.gif )

:bitlukicon: (They aren't reacting to the egg at all either!)
:fishluk: "I knew we should've ran at the first sight of trouble! This is bad!"
No. 971659 ID: 689dc6
File 159413900132.gif - (884.83KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_tide_end.gif )

:bitlukicon: "We were so close"
:beaconluk: "mlem"
(The party is overtaken by the MEANLUK TIDE. You have failed to help them escape the LYLUK EXTERMINATION CAMP. Shitty lyluk quest is over. Hope you had fun!)
No. 971662 ID: 0c6f7e

No. 971663 ID: 87c7af

You fuckers, I TOLD YOU TO RUN!!!

...ummm, >be migeluk?
No. 971772 ID: 87c7af

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