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971752 No. 971752 ID: 689dc6

Get caught up with the situation here >>967250

When we last left our merry band of shitty lyluks they had just been captured by malicious band of meanluks and were taken away. Luckily they were only captured by meanluks and it is a well known fact that a lyluk can not ever kill another lyluk so they will be safe in the meanluks trunks. However, who knows what horrors the meanluks have in store for them, for meanluks are fond of bullying lyluks...
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No. 971756 ID: 689dc6
File 159422422704.gif - (1.56MB , 1200x901 , party_meanluk_oubliette.gif )

We return to our heroes as they are dumped into a hole.
What do you say now?
No. 971757 ID: 87c7af

Oh no, pilluk hit their head wrong on impact and died instantly!!

God, what a tragedy...
No. 971758 ID: 47a43d

Do you see that helmet on that skull?
Pick it for protection and aesthetics
No. 971760 ID: 689dc6
File 159422592916.jpg - (255.43KB , 1200x901 , lyluk_party_ready2.jpg )

:pilluk: "Aww hell no, you ain't getting rid of me that easy, why did you guys try to make us fight!? That went horribly! You're supposed to help us!"
:fishluk: "Hey! Calm down, blaming ain-"
:pilluk: "Shut up you! They're not getting of this so easy!"
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk picks the helmet off the skull, it's all rotten and gross! Eww!)
No. 971761 ID: 87c7af

Hey!! Don't blame me, i told you to run!

...Anyways, you should probably get your bearings. Won't get anything done by just standing around.

First of:
>Luks: Quickly retrieve arms from CORPSE-PILE
No. 971765 ID: 689dc6
File 159422678803.gif - (247.47KB , 1200x901 , beaconluk_found_something_to_mlem.gif )

:pillukicon: "Oh yeah, I forget you're not all one person. Well screw you guys that got us captured! It's all your fault!"
:bitlukicon: (There are no arms, only skulls)
:mysterynigga: "ᴬʰʰʰʰ~"
No. 971766 ID: 035fb0

Because we didn't, we told you to run off. But for some reason you decided to fight them instead.
No. 971767 ID: 87c7af

oh no, what is beaconluk mleming now??
Get your tongue away from that, beaconluk, you don't know where that has been..
No. 971768 ID: e5ae26

use CRAYONS to draw war paint on everyone for intimidation factor

No. 971769 ID: 689dc6
File 159422751989.gif - (272.85KB , 1200x901 , something_was_disturbed.gif )

:pillukicon: "I remember a distinct majority of you guys advocating for not running. Where are all you now huh? Real quiet all of a sudden."
:fishluk: "Beaconluk please don't lick garbage"
:mysterynigga: "No wait I didn't say stop~"
:pillukicon: "Huh? Who goes there! Show yourself."
No. 971770 ID: 689dc6
File 159422761115.jpg - (260.99KB , 1200x901 , meet_the_nexluk.jpg )

:nexluk: "When did you girls get here?"
No. 971771 ID: 87c7af

*soft gasp* It's a Nexluk!
The smoothest of luks!

Beaconluk: well you heard her. If she doesn't mind i guess there's no harm in continuing to mlem her.
No. 971774 ID: 035fb0

Can you hear us Nexluk? What's up with this place?
No. 971775 ID: 689dc6
File 159423028004.gif - (254.79KB , 1200x901 , party_inappropriate_behavior.gif )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk makes everyone into an INSANE CLOWN. Thus you are now the INSANE LYLUK CLOWN POSSE)
:nexluk: "What do you mean whats up with this place? How'd you get here? I slipped and fell down."
:beaconluk: "mlem mlem mlem mlem"
:nexluk: "Oh! ooooh yeah, right there, don't stop~"
No. 971776 ID: 035fb0

Well I guess we'll have to search around the place, there must be a reason the meanluks threw us out in here. Also, do you know of any arm-snatching lyluks? None of the bodies here have arms.
No. 971778 ID: 73e85d

Where did everyone's armor go?
Maybe we can look around for some gear again, seems like there's plenty of helmets at least
No. 971779 ID: b1b4f3

Meanluks dropped everyone in.
Uh, do you need privacy...?
No. 971783 ID: 689dc6
File 159424161310.gif - (267.05KB , 1200x901 , party_exploring.gif )

:fishluk: "None of the human bodies here have anything but skulls. I think they were decapitated."
:pillukicon: "Those big nosed monsters, how could they do this?"
:fishluk: "What? What does-"
:pillukicon: "We'll end the meanluk bullying! As soon as we get out of here."
:pillukicon: "They strip us of everything shen they tossed us in here. Luckily they forget to check our LYLUK INVENTORY DIMENSION."
:bitlukicon: (All the helmets are on rotting skulls, no lyluk would ever willingly wear these)
:nexluk: "Oh noooooooo, please don't look~"
No. 971784 ID: b1b4f3

You could stack up to reach the hole, probably.

once those two are done
No. 971786 ID: 689dc6
File 159424353762.gif - (468.78KB , 1200x901 , lyluk_tower.gif )

:fishluk: "Nope, can't reach without nexluk and she's way too slippery."
"Can you stop swaying? It's scary up here!"
:pillukicon: "W-would you prefer to be on the bottom!?"
No. 971787 ID: 035fb0

Guess we'll need to go deeper again. Give Nexluk some clown paint too.
No. 971788 ID: 82211c

No. 971853 ID: b1b4f3

Maybe if you piled up some stuff?
Wait, was there another exit somewhere?
No. 971919 ID: 689dc6
File 159448514772.jpg - (443.56KB , 1200x901 , nexluk_gets_camo.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk makes nexluk into a MAD CLOWN)
:nexluk: "I hope you didn't make me look like a psychopath."
:pillukicon: "Are you guys sure? The only thing to pile is trash and who knows whats in that. I could cut my stumpies!"
No. 971922 ID: 689dc6
File 159448627475.gif - (564.62KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_prison_party_fall.gif )

:pillukicon: "Okay here goooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA-"
(It didn't work)
No. 971927 ID: 0b9597

well, seeing as that plan didn't work out, how about we(you) look around? maybe there's another exit/entrance in here somewhere.
No. 971931 ID: 689dc6
File 159449177558.jpg - (445.31KB , 1200x901 , party_rubbish_chute.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Hey, theres this thing over here!"
:nexluk: "Yeah, This is the way you came down, right?"
:fishluk: "What? No, we were thrown down here by meanluks"
:nexluk: "What? Meanluks? I thought you came down the same way I did."
:fishluk: "What? You came down this way?"
:pillukicon: "What, what, what, what. Stop asking stupid questions you two, can we get back up this way nexluk?"
:nexluk: "Nope, it's too slippery."
No. 971932 ID: 0b9597

huh, what's out those bars over there? can you see through them?

Also, if you're gonna climb up there you might have to "carry" nexluk up with you.
No. 971933 ID: b1b4f3

Check out the holes in the wall on the left.
No. 971936 ID: 689dc6
File 159449513038.jpg - (322.58KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_lair_peek.jpg )

:pillukicon: "I can see meanluks out there."
:nexluk: "Thats what a meanluk is? They're hideous! Just look at their single giant bulging eye! And their complete lack of LEG JOINTS! Not to mention their crescent shaped bodies!"
:pillukicon: "They're too dark to see into."
No. 971939 ID: b1b4f3

You should try to construct a torch from garbage. Find some kind of stick or pole, wrap it in (preferably oil-soaked) cloth, light it on fire with the lighter we have. Take extra cloth so you can remake the torch later after it burns out.
Then you should be able to see into the holes, and maybe see some details in this trash heap you couldn't before?
No. 971945 ID: 689dc6
File 159450084394.jpg - (268.42KB , 1200x901 , party_torch.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (The party constructs a torch out of FLAMMABLE LOOKING GARBAGE as you instructed but they can't operate the lighter! It is completely impossible for a lyluk to use a LIGHTER!)
:pillukicon: "So, How will you pervert spirits waste our time next?"
No. 971951 ID: 0b9597

Try to crawl up the pipe that was too slippery for nexluk??
Might have to carry her on top of you, or push her up, though.
No. 971957 ID: 82211c

Rub two lyluks together to create a spark.
No. 971958 ID: b1b4f3

(so much for recreating the title image)
Well try to climb the pipe I guess. It's either that or root around in the garbage to find something to make the pipe less slippery so you can climb it... You could also look around for a rope or ladder so you can get up through the hole, but I doubt a functional ladder is in a garbage pit, and you need some kind of grapple on the end of a rope to use it to climb.
No. 972367 ID: 689dc6
File 159482929282.jpg - (277.47KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_prison_powder_close_up.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Absolutely not you perverts."
:pillukicon: *Gasp* "Is this a bottle of pure fresh CREATINE just thrown away? Why if I took this I'd have enough strength to carry everyone up the chute in one go!"
No. 972368 ID: 689dc6
File 159482956848.gif - (874.93KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_prison_chute_climb.gif )

:pillukicon: "HUUUUUAARRRGGGHH!"
:nexluk: "Wow, she's really doing it, her legs have gotten so thick and veiny ~<3"
:fishluk: "Go pilluk go!"
:pillukicon: "I AM THE FUCKING STRONG!"
No. 972373 ID: 689dc6
File 159483281567.jpg - (220.19KB , 1200x901 , party_outside_the_camp.jpg )

(The party emerges into more garbage)
:nexluk: "Hey, welcome to my hideout girls. Thanks for getting me home."
:fishluk: "You live in garbage?"
:nexluk: "Well, no one ever really checks that well in here"
:pillukicon: "Don't you get dirty?"
:nexluk: "No, it all slides off."
(Where will the party go now?)
No. 972374 ID: c602b5

Does the Nexluk know anywhere where there aren't many stinky roman guards? Or a place that has anything of note?
No. 972377 ID: 689dc6
File 159483737963.jpg - (263.16KB , 1200x901 , party_outside_camp_2.jpg )

:nexluk: "As a matter of fact I do! Here."
:pillukicon: "What?! This place is outside the camp?"
:nexluk: "Yeah let me show you."
(Nexluks opens the door with some difficulty and shoves the party out)
:nexluk: "See, no guards out here."
:fishluk: "But how did you escape?"
:nexluk: "I slipped out."
:bitlukicon: (We can't leave yet, we got to save the trapped lyluks before it's too late)
(Do we stay or do we go?)
No. 972378 ID: 82211c

Well, now that you have a route in and out of the prison, you can presumably start shuttling lyluks through this underground railroad of yours. Go back in so you can break more out.
No. 972380 ID: 4ae243

We can't leave all other lyluks to get massacred by the cruel romans!
But we need a real plan, and maybe some help. Let us advance slowly towards the camp, strategizing and keeping an eye out for potential allies?
No. 972381 ID: 0b9597

Of course we can't go! we still have migeluk waiting to be reunited! And all the other luks too!!

Let those who wish to leave do so, but we have a duty. A duty to rescue your fellow sisters-in-luk.
No. 972382 ID: eef20b

Stay and fight.
Also Beaconluk, how do Pilluks strong, beautiful legs taste like?
No. 972383 ID: c602b5

Do you see any trace of the chef here? Or any exit to the sewers? I personally think we shouldn't leave just yet, not until we tried saving at least one type of shitty lyluk each.
No. 972385 ID: 689dc6
File 159483906005.gif - (244.20KB , 1200x901 , beaconluk_mlems_mighty_thighs.gif )

:nexluk: "Go back to the sewers? But the only way back is the garbage chute and I don't want to get stuck down there again."
:pillukicon: "How exactly do you pervert spirits expect us to approach this heavily secured camp without getting caught?"
:beaconluk: "Mlem mlem." (Tastes like hot skin.)
:pillukicon: "Normally I'd tell you to stop but that actually feels pretty good. I think my legs might be over heating."
No. 972386 ID: 0b9597

Look aorund the place, see if you can't see what's inside the compound. Are the guardtowers looking outwards, inwards, or both for example.

Boy, this sure would be easier to plan around if you had some kinda map! shame you don't have a flying-luk with you.
No. 972387 ID: 0b9597

Also, there must be more than a single entrance.
also also, i bet you you get spotted by a guard pilluk can give them a good kick to kingdom come with those ultra legs of hers.
No. 972388 ID: 4ae243

hey bitluk, how tight does the security look around the camp? Any weaker points? What does your bitlylukian eye see?
No. 972396 ID: b1b4f3

Sewers tend to have an outlet. Maybe we can sneak back in that way. Look around for a river or something and search along the bank for an outlet.
No. 972405 ID: 689dc6
File 159484423863.jpg - (123.94KB , 1200x901 , camp_entrance_zooom.jpg )

:fishluk: "The outlet was those bars, to get out that way we'd need to cut through them."
(Oops too much)
No. 972406 ID: 689dc6
File 159484428901.jpg - (256.38KB , 1200x901 , camp_entrance.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (There we go)
(Got any ideas on how to get in guys?)
No. 972412 ID: b1b4f3

Well... yeah, that looks pretty secure. If you tried to get in you'd get caught and then locked up and we'd have to break out again somehow. We still don't have any cell keys so even if they didn't check your inventory we'd be trapped.

Maybe if you could steal a tank...
No. 972414 ID: 0b9597

Maybe... Maybe the lyluk pills could help?
Then again, you shouldn't mix your pills. who knows how it will react to the Creatine in your system.
No. 972415 ID: 4ae243

Only pilluk took the CREATINE though
We could get Beaconluk or Nexluk to take the lyluk pills. I am sure the BIGLUK can provide us with INSIGHT into the enemy's weak points.
No. 972823 ID: 689dc6
File 159526844645.jpg - (262.49KB , 1200x901 , party_tank_approach.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Well thats a better idea than any we've had so far, worth a try."
(The party sneaks up on the camp, using the tank as cover)
:nexluk: "None of you girls would happen to know how to drive one of these would you?"
No. 972824 ID: 689dc6
File 159526888216.jpg - (260.66KB , 1200x901 , party_tank_pills.jpg )

:pillukicon: "What kind of a question is that? Of course we don't."
:fishluk: "But how then will we use the tank?"
:pillukicon: "The pervert spirits reminded me of the ancient and wise lyluk I spoke to when I OD'd on these LYLUK PILLs. Theres only like 3 left in the bottle. I'm not sure thats enough to work on me, I got high tolerance."
:nexluk: "So you think one of us should take the LYLUK PILLS?"
:pillukicon: "Maybe, I'm not sure you guys can handle it, you might have a bad reaction."
(Who, if anyone, should take the last LYLUK PILLS?)
No. 972825 ID: a7fb18

let Beaconluk take the pills and obtain KNOWLEDGE OF TANK-DRIVING
Her skilled mlemmer will be best for using the tank's complicated controls
No. 972830 ID: 82211c

I second this. You need a nimble manipulator to operate advanced machinery, and the other lyluks are a bit stubby.
No. 972831 ID: 689dc6
File 159527462040.gif - (411.57KB , 1200x901 , beacoluk_pills_given.gif )

:pillukicon: "Okay, if you guys are sure. Here you go beaconluk."
No. 972832 ID: 689dc6
File 159527474216.gif - (585.52KB , 1200x901 , beaconluk_out.gif )

:beaconluk: "slurp"
:fishluk: "So, How do you feel?"
:pillukicon: "OH NO!"
No. 972833 ID: 689dc6
File 159527565006.gif - (390.97KB , 1200x901 , nexluk_cry.gif )

:pillukicon: "shhhhhh, I know it's tragic but can you keep it down? We're in a-"
:provicon: "Hey, did you just hear someones soul being ripped from their body and torn apart in front of them?"
:pillukicon: "Crap."
No. 972834 ID: 6e2112

No... it can't be... why wasn't I here sooner?

This is horrible, we can't lose a shitty lyluk this far into our mission! I don't know what to do now, I'm even starting to think it was a better idea turn tail and run away...
No. 972835 ID: 6e2112

But let's not lose more shitty lyluks, where is the guard's voice coming from? Hopefully not inside the tank, we could hide in there. Move the beaconluk's body too just in case.
No. 972836 ID: af24dc

Of course! Nexluk tears have healing powers!
No. 972838 ID: 689dc6
File 159527781779.gif - (247.18KB , 1200x901 , tank_x_ray.gif )

:pillukicon: "Oh god theres no way they didn't see us get into this tank we're so screwed!"
:fishluk: "What are we going to do? One of us is dead and we're trapped! We're finished!"
No. 972839 ID: 6e2112

Nexluk, keep dropping your tears into Beaconluk, she may wake up with them. Is the key of any use? And do any of you see a lock on that hatch? Fishluk should scavange for parts around the tank's interior.
No. 972840 ID: 689dc6
File 159527841118.png - (6.11KB , 435x433 , transition.png )

(Huh? Whats going on? What is this?)
No. 972841 ID: 689dc6
File 159527888031.jpg - (146.03KB , 1200x901 , beaconluk_trip.jpg )

:eyebig: "So did you get all that beaconluk? You understand what must be done right?"
:highbeac: "Yessiry I do indeedy dee see what i need to be to become free and glee."
:eyebig: "Okay, well I'm gonna send you back now because I can't take much more of this."
"Good luck beaconluk!"
No. 972842 ID: b1b4f3

Hey, are you the one true Lyluk?
No. 972844 ID: 689dc6
File 159528146038.jpg - (227.04KB , 1200x901 , beaconluk_awaken.jpg )

:nexluk: "Beaconluk! My tear really do have healing powers!"
:beaconluk: (mmmmmm, salty)
:pillukicon: "Beaconluk's back, thats great but we're still stuck in here and who knows what the guards outside are doing."
:beaconluk: "MLEM" (I have been told what to do, girls, it is finally time to COMBINE OUR SHITTY AURAS)
:nexluk: "Oh my~"
:bitlukicon: (Are you sure we're ready for it?)
No. 972845 ID: 6e2112

You have to do it girls, for science, for shitty lyuks, for mlems
No. 972846 ID: 6f080b

Do it, the Romans are not ready for the extreme shittyness of your combined shitty auras!
No. 972848 ID: b1b4f3

Well, good luck with the merging!
No. 972851 ID: 689dc6
File 159528383071.gif - (860.54KB , 1200x901 , aura_affects_the_tank.gif )

:Alltogether: "SHITTY AURAS COMBINE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No. 972858 ID: 3f20cd

Begin Firing
No. 972859 ID: 3f20cd

At the enemys
No. 972860 ID: 094652

Just plow through the gates
No. 972872 ID: b1b4f3

Alright lock the hatch so if a guard climbs on the tank they can't get in. See if you can start shooting at the guards, and plow through the entrance... heck, see if you can plow through the wall of the high security part of the prison.
No. 972913 ID: 8ea091

oh god it's a shitty tank!
Careful it don't morph into another shitty lyluk when you unfuse.
No. 972957 ID: eb1fcc

transform into a shitty lyluk mecha and punch one of the guards
No. 973613 ID: 689dc6
File 159629512207.jpg - (364.35KB , 1200x901 , guard_shock.jpg )

:provicon: "G-guys? What the EVER LOVING FUCK HAPPENED TO OUR TANK?!"
:provicon::provicon: "Huh?"
No. 973614 ID: 689dc6
File 159629514515.jpg - (220.18KB , 1200x901 , guard_shock_2.jpg )

:provicon: "Oh- oh by mars left nut, what have they done to you baby?"
:provicon: "I don't understand, how could anyone do this to you?"
:provicon: "Hold me proventus..."
:provicon: "It's okay proventus, I'm right here..."
No. 973615 ID: 689dc6
File 159629519488.gif - (7.02MB , 1200x901 , tank_fire.gif )

:pillukicon: "Wow, this gun is suddenly much easier to understand than it was before! Why don't I just practice with those catatonic guards over there?"
:nexluk: "Did you hit them? Are we safe?"
:pillukicon: "I opened a hole in the gate! Nows our chance, bitluk! You're the only one small enough to fit in the driver seat, you have to be the one to steer us! Fishluk, you'll be her spotter."
:fishluk: "But I'm blind!"
No. 973616 ID: 689dc6
File 159629523501.gif - (687.01KB , 1200x901 , tank_full_speed_ahead.gif )

:pillukicon: "Full steam ahead bitluk!"
No. 973618 ID: 689dc6
File 159629553816.gif - (721.72KB , 1200x901 , tank_courtyard.gif )

:pillukicon: "Bitluk slow down! I can't shoot them if you're going so fast!"
:pillukicon: "Bitluk! What did you do!? The tank is unusable now!"
:nexluk: "Don't blame her. It was probably a limited time thing, or something like that."
No. 973619 ID: af24dc

Don't worry lyluks, see if you can salvage anything useful from the wrecked tank and the guards.
No. 973620 ID: 455dda

Well if the tank is done, it's better to get out of it asap
How does the perimeter look? Can you safely infiltrate the building again?
No. 973621 ID: 689dc6
File 159629685594.gif - (3.78MB , 1200x901 , tank_too_heavy.gif )

:fishluk: "What do you mean scavenge? We're lyluks not mechanical engineers."
:pillukicon: "Well, I suppose these spare tanks shells could come in handy."
:pillukicon: "Okay, get out and-"
:nexluk: "Girls? You felt that too right?"
No. 973626 ID: 689dc6
File 159629947584.gif - (534.21KB , 1200x901 , tank_escape.gif )

:fishluk: "But-"
:bitlukicon: *Zoop*
:nexluk: "I hope I don't slip!"
:beaconluk: *Sproing*
:pillukicon: "Wew, that actually wasn't too bad, I thought we were goners."
No. 973627 ID: b1b4f3

Nice, now let's find an entry point.
No. 973628 ID: 689dc6
File 159630438937.gif - (3.08MB , 1200x901 , tank_collapse.gif )

:pillukicon: "Entry point? You mean like-"
:fishluk: "Well that can't be good."
No. 973629 ID: 455dda

Take a look inside the hole!
I wonder if it leads into the meanluk caverns though
No. 973633 ID: 689dc6
File 159630712575.jpg - (166.77KB , 1200x901 , courtyard_hole.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Well would you look at that, it does lead straight down there."
:nexluk: "Why do you pervert spirits have to jinx everything?"
:fishluk: "Well, it's not like they can use the tank or get out of the hole, right?"
No. 973635 ID: 3f6e48

>meanluks: conglomerate on this intruder in such droves the combined shitty-aura creates a monstrous amalgamation of machine and luks and proceed to wreak havoc on the prison and the stupid guards who mistreat and insult you merely for existing
No. 973637 ID: b1b4f3

What if the meanluks escaped and waged war against your oppressors tho?

Aaaaanyway this isn't an entrance you can use. Is there a door somewhere...?
No. 973647 ID: 689dc6
File 159631769279.jpg - (241.10KB , 1200x901 , tank_meanluk_lair.jpg )

(You are now the Meanluks)
:meanluk: (Wage war against the surface? Is this the sign we have been waiting for mistressssssss?)
No. 973648 ID: 360387

By mistress, do you mean that blue, examplary totem of yours?
No. 973650 ID: 689dc6
File 159631924179.gif - (672.70KB , 1200x901 , camp_alarm.gif )

:eeye: "Yes, that is what she means interloper. I do not like it when nosy little buzzing flies violate my property. BEGONE!"
(You are now the Lyluk party, again)
:pillukicon: "Hello? HELLO? PERVERT SPIRITS? We got a problem here!"
:provicon: "Oh dear zeus what-"
:provicon: "Proventus, we worship jupiter."
:provicon: "Fuck off proventus, have can you even keep your lunch down with the stench wafting out of that hole?"
:provicon: "Watch your mouth proventus or we'll feed you to the cows. Now before we deal with these trouble makers lets just see what is down this hole..."
:provicon: "..."
:provicon: "Proventus"
:provicon: "Yes sir?"
:provicon: "Give me that flammenwerfer. NOW!"
No. 973651 ID: 360387

shitty lyluks, you should prepare, there are meanluks planning to come out from that hole the tank made soon. Hopefully when they fight these bovine brutes you all can hide away.
No. 973661 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Phew, we made it. Lets hope those two keep each other busy for a long while."
No. 973662 ID: 360387

What is this, some kind of museum? Anyways, better rgab some of that armor, and anything else you can use.
No. 973664 ID: 8fab7a

Is.. is this a museum? Anything useful-seeming around? Other exits?
No. 973666 ID: b1b4f3

It's the armory! Holy smokes look at all these weapons. Can you actually use any of it though?

I don't suppose there are any keys, or crowbars...?
No. 973668 ID: 8768f8

You'd better prepare for what's coming.
For both protection and infiltration purposes, everyone should put on a helmet and a skirt (yes, even for Fishluk), and those strong enough to wear it should wear a body armor and one of those tiny swords.
No. 973969 ID: 689dc6
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(One fade to black later)
:pillukicon: "Thank goodness these ones aren't dirty and smelly like the last pair."
:nexluk: "Dammit, why do me and bitluk have to be so short? All the actual armor is too big for us!"
:pillukicon: "Don't worry girls, me and beaconluk will protect you with these sharp and dangerous swords!"
No. 973971 ID: 1060de

Looking good girls, time to explore!
Is this an isolated room or there's doors leading deeper into the building? We gotta find the prison and free more lyluks after all
No. 973974 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Hmmm, I wonder whats through this door?"
:lhomar: "Hello? Girls! Is that you? You're just in time, everyone ran out to find out what all that noise was."
:nexluk: "That was us! We found a tank outside and blew up some guards!"
:lhomar: "You? Killed the guards with a tank?"
:pillukicon: "Sadly no, the tank fell into the sewers and now the guards are trying to stop the meanluks from over running them."
:lhomar: "Meanluks? Should I leave? Sounds like this prison riot is getting a little bit dangerous for this humble cook."
No. 973975 ID: 370204

Is he offering more pies? If so, you'll need to eat them to get big and strong.
No. 973976 ID: 19da02

See if you can find a map or like, one of those things on the wall that shows were the fire exits are.
No. 973977 ID: 1060de

But ask politely this time, beaconluk. You don't want to get burned again
But yes, we have to get the chef to safety, I couldn't bear to see something happen to him
No. 973978 ID: 1ee1de

Tell him that it might be a good idea to consider leaving, yes. meanluks are notoriously dangerous in large numbers, and you'd never forgive yourself if you put your newfound friend in danger.
No. 973980 ID: 689dc6
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:lhomar: "Really? All you can think about is MORE pie? You just had some not an hour ago!"
:alltogether: "Thanks for the grub!"
:lhomar: *sigh* "Okay fine, it's not like anyone else will eat it now."
(Suddenly a red alarm starts blaring)
:lhomar: "Well, I guess that answers that. Listens girls, I'll park my truck down the road a little bit. If you can save all your friends I'll give you a ride out of here."
:fishluk: "How long will you wait?"
:lhomar: "I'll stick around till sunset. The guards will have probably get the situation under control by then and if I stay any longer it'll look suspicious."
:pillukicon: "You wouldn't happen to have a map of this place would you? It'd help us find our friends."
:lhomar: "A map? Uhhhhhh... There might be one in one of the guard stations? I dunno, they didn't give the cook any maps."
No. 973983 ID: b1b4f3

Any idea where the guards keep the keys?
No. 973986 ID: 689dc6
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:lhomar: "Probably the guard station too? Listen, I gotta go now or else the guards will start asking questions. Good luck girls."
:fishluk: "What a nice guy."
:nexluk: "Can we raid the kitchen? I'm starving."
No. 973990 ID: b1b4f3

No, we have a time limit. Guard station first.
No. 973991 ID: 689dc6
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:nexluk: "AWWwwwwww"
:pillukicon: "C'mon girls, I think it's down this way. Maybe..."
No. 973992 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "See, I told you so!"
:fishluk: "We never-"
:pillukicon: "Well, how do we even get into this thing?"
No. 973995 ID: eb1fcc

have beaconluk lick a hole through the cheap sugarglass they clearly borrowed as surplus from a local film studio
No. 973997 ID: 1060de

While beaconluk is mlemming, bitluk should check that first aid kit, maybe there's more LYLUK PILLS inside
No. 974003 ID: b1b4f3

Smash the glass with something heavy?
No. 974004 ID: 19da02

does pilluk still have legs strong enough to maybe kick the glass or jump headfirst into it so the helmet breaks the glass?
No. 974007 ID: 689dc6
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:beaconluk: "Mlem mlem mlem mlem."
:bitlukicon: (Theres some kind of pil-)
:pillukicon: "Hey! Let me see that. I'm the expert here."
"Yes! These are yet more rare and valuable LYLUK PILLS! Awww, but it's one of those annoying ones in boxes, it's gonna take me forever to transfer them over to the pill bottle."
:fishluk: "Sadly we lyluks have 0 STRENGTH and would be able to lift something heavy enough to break the glass."
:pillukicon: "Are you making fun of me?"
No. 974010 ID: 1060de

do it, pilluk you pussy
Who else would do it if not you?
No. 974011 ID: 1ee1de

Nexluk: achieve acceleration with your slippery form, proceed to smash through the glass at a solid-breaking, but survivable, speed.
No. 974012 ID: 1ee1de

Alternatively, look around for another entrance.
No. 974013 ID: b1b4f3

Well there is a door to the room, but it's probably locked... you can either go around and try the door or... cut the glass? You've got some metal objects, see if any of the leave a mark on the glass.
No. 974024 ID: f2d7ac

Is there a way in from the box the beaconluk is licking? maybe fishluk can enter there.
No. 974078 ID: 12b116

will our key open it?

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