Go to buildings in order of proximity. Marcie's bakery first.

>>812308
Seems reasonable.

>>812308
Best we got.

>>812308
Yup, seems reasonable. If two buildings are very close together (e.g. Opposite each other on the road) should Lisa and Chuck split up to get two people at the same time, or do it one building at a time with the other watching out for Reverends?

map: >>/questarch/692940

No one is gonna be hiding in the middle of the damn city, right next to the reverends. Those shoppes are closed right now.

We go to the apartments behind the City Hall ( >>/questarch/696189 ) where everyone should be.
Also if you notice sounds coming from the City Hall, we go and help Susanna right away. Because if we cut up the reverends, it's basically mission accomplished. We'd have enough time to safely move everyone.

>>812331
>No one is gonna be hiding in the middle of the damn city
Not by choice, anyway. We need to do a thorough sweep for survivors.

Id say the apartments as well. The most people will be there. Then double back to where we think the wounded might be such as the police station.

Charlemagne 2017/07/04(Tue)10:52 No. 812717 ID: 77c5e3
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Lisa: "Why can't you just knock?"

Lisa's voice is shaking with fear.

Lisa: "Or yell or something?"

You: "Do you really want to draw attention from those things?"

Lisa: "Someone's going to hit you with a rolling pin when you get in there..."

You: "Just be quiet."

You: "And quit standing on my tail."

Lisa: "Sorry!!"

You pick your way into the bakery and push open the door. The little bell above it rings. You forgot about that.

Charlemagne 2017/07/04(Tue)10:53 No. 812718 ID: 77c5e3
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Seeing the front counter fills you with sudden emotion. You can almost see her standing there grinning. There is a lingering smell of flour and egg in the building, but it is quiet, save for a mechanical background hum.

a) search the bakery
b) move on >_

Whisper really loudly to see if anyone's there and quickly sweep the back room. Don't spend any more time here than you have to.

Susanna is distracting the reverends in the buff so you don't have to worry about attracting their attention. Be as loud as you need to to get your message across!

Stripsearch Lisa before searching the bakery.

Shout, "Is anyone here?! It's not safe here!", and wait for answer. Then move on. Next should be the Farthing Cafe.

Charlemagne 2017/07/04(Tue)11:45 No. 812743 ID: 77c5e3
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You stage-whisper into the bakery.

You: "Hey"

You: "Anyone in here?"

You wait a few moments.

Charlemagne 2017/07/04(Tue)11:45 No. 812744 ID: 77c5e3
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No one responds.


You hear something metallic shift, then fall to the floor.

Grab Lisa's tits and tell her to calm them, you got this.

Say something lewd before you leave so they know you're not a reverend.

Say if anyone is in here, you're going to the Plath house. Then leave. Time is of the essence and we can't spend time looking for people who are hiding.

Move to where the sound came from. Do a "Boo!" when you reach it.

Actually, that's probably not a good idea because the person could be holding a knife and waiting to stab you. Instead, you should say,
"It's not safe here. If you don't want to die, then I suggest coming with us. But if you wanna stay here, it's your choice. Bye bye!"

Confidence, Chuck. You're supposed to be good at this.

If someone's there and they're nervous, you gotta calm em down.
Then inform them what they need to do. Don't leave until you verify inhabitants.

We're still taking baits, huh?

Also just a reminder, your authentic Chuckness call is "ANAL, BASICALLY!"

>>812758
Seems reasonable.

>>812758
This. Don't waste time looking for hiding people.

Shouldn't finding injured Layla be a priority as she might be bleeding out?

You're a cat Chuck, incestigate with your NIGHT VISION

Well, time to go investigate the sound then.

Charlemagne 2017/07/05(Wed)00:49 No. 812967 ID: 77c5e3
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You: "Anyway. If anyone's in here, go to the Plath House. It's safe there."

Where are you going next?

The Fart in Ass Cafe. The warehouse is too secure for us or the reverends to get in.

get Rachel.

She knows more about what's going on than anyone but Susanna, and Lisa can talk to her. She's also the biggest and strongest if push comes to shove.

>>812967

Find us some Rachel. It is our best chance.

>>812969
Interesting idea. Where is she?

>>812970

I shall rephrase.

ASK Lisa "Where did you last see Rachel? Do you know if she's still there?" then go to where she says.

Charlemagne 2017/07/05(Wed)01:23 No. 812975 ID: 77c5e3
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You: "When's the last time you saw Rachel?"

Lisa thinks for a moment.

Lisa: "At the meeting in the library lawn."

Lisa: "I really hope she's ok. The note made me worried."

>>812975

If she's not at her house, it may be worth checking the well or library to see if she's trying to open up the catacombs. She would certainly know about them and know where the entrances were.

Alternatively, the Warehouse.

Library might be a place to check for folks as well, and is nearby. So probably there first.

>>812975
Realize that you're likely alone with Lisa and it's been a long time since you've gotten your dick wet. Like... a thousand years AT LEAST

Time to make some sweet moves on her.

So I guess we're going to the library now? See if anyone is hiding inside there?

Might as well stop at the cafe first, they're adjacent and Penny was the one running the cookout.

Surely there would come a better time to sex up Lisa. I hope. It seems a bit despicable to be doing that right now. Buuut, there's nothing wrong with some flirting I suppose. So while we walk Chuck should do some ass groping. Who knows, it might make her feel better after a bunch of shocking events.

As far as our trip goes, I vote to go to the Cafe, then Library, and then I think it would be a good idea to split up. Lisa should go to the School House, the Shoppe Stoppe and the Post Office, while we go to the Warehouse, the apartments and then the Police Station.

cafe

Go to the café but tell Lisa to get her tits out and think about hard cocks going in and out of her to lure reverends out of hiding so they can't ambush you.

Charlemagne 2017/07/05(Wed)11:07 No. 813030 ID: 77c5e3
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You break into the Fart in Ass in a similar fashion to the bakery. You are used to this place being full of smiles and laughs, fresh smells and one very busy diner cat. Tonight, it's dark and empty.

a) flirt with beaver
b) take food
c) leave
d) >_

>>813030
a

>>813030
B, then A. Stuff beaver mouth with delectables and call her a sweetie

"Flirt" with the beaver with your dick.

Take boob.

Say the same things like at the bakery about not being safe here and to go to Plath's.

Uhh.. what kind of food? If we wanted food, we should've taken it from the bakery. Nevertheless, tell Lisa that we don't know when's the next time we may have the opportunity to eat and ask her if she's hungry. Offer to take some food for her. And while leaving you can spank or grope her ass and tell her she's sexy like that.

Too risky to hang around.
Deliver the same message and leave.

A thank's

>>813030
A.

D.

Pass on the same message and move on to the next place.

Charlemagne 2017/07/05(Wed)12:28 No. 813060 ID: 77c5e3
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Lisa cautiously walks further into the diner. The building and maybe also the rest of the town have that creepy small-town vibe that comes in much stronger at night. You decide to flirt with her while it's quiet, flexing your outstanding butt in case there is a fourth wall behind you.

You: "You got all dressed up today, huh?"

She pauses.

Lisa: "Oh, heh."

Lisa: "Yeah."

Lisa walks a bit closer to you, but only out of fear of being too alone in the building. She laughs, but in a sad, resigned way.

Lisa: "I don't think Geoff even noticed. He barely saw me."

Lisa: "Should we keep going? I don't think anyone's here..."

Alright. Library next. Lock arms with Lisa. And for Susanna's sake, don't split up the gang! Damn, you don't even need to be genre savvy to know that's a bad idea.

>>813060
"Geoff doesn't know what he's missing out on. I think that dress looks incredible on you."

>>813060
go rescure the the music bird but keep flirting!

>>813065
This, and be sure your facial expression suggests it looks better off of her.

Tell her you think she looks pretty. Don't even mention Geoff.

Library or Post office next.

Say "I noticed you" and whip out your dick and go to town on that beav. You got stress and it will also help you against the reverends somehow, I guarantee it.

This is a stealth mission where the monsters can hunt us when we think sexy thoughts what the crap are you guys doing

Library next. Don't put the moves on Lisa, she's armed.

>>813078
Needs a Mens Warehouse macro for full effect...

>>813079
>This is a stealth mission where the monsters can hunt us when we think sexy thoughts what the crap are you guys doing?!
I agree, this is a good way to get murdered. Let's stop doing that.

Let's whisper the same message the Plath House being safe and you should go there. Then leave and go to the Library.

Now that I think about it, wouldn't boning the beaver distract the reverends, allowing Susanna crush them?

Yeah, we should totally do that. Whip out your Chuck Junior and tell Lisa that this guy noticed her also. Ask her if she wants to have a go with it. And if she says no, explain it to her how this is important to help Susanna.

Fucking the beaver will get you stabbed. And not in the friendly way that you'll be stabbing her.

Change the topic and leave.

>>813060

Geoff was still hangin around the city hall looking eorried when susanna hurried you back inside, he obviously cared at least that much.

Hurry off to the library. Findingband rescuing people is more important than flirting with the secretary, and theres still a reverend unaccounted-for

Focus up, Chuck. You've got people to rescue. Library next I think.

Does anyone know if the Post Office doubles as a home, same with the shop? If they aren't then we can ignore them in our sweep, if they are then we're going to have to double back at some point.

Go Library, Apartments, Police station, then get her back to the Plath house. We need to get as many survivors back as possible. Ive a feeling we might lose some people if we dick around (both literally and figuratively)

>>813096
Agreed. If she refuses, tell her it's imperative. Disregard the cafe and bakery and move on. There's no one here.

>>813130
Let's do this and stop with the asinine suggestions.

roll to seduce the beaver

Avoid sexy thoughts - Avoid hitting on Beaver - Even if her buttcheeks would be an amazing sandwich to put in- okay. CHECK THE KITCHENS OF THE DINER. People could be hiding there too!
If nothing visible, whisper there too, and get moving.

A streaking snayor should be pretty distracting so we should be able to flirt but just a little. Tell her she looks very good dressed up, that's not in itself lewd. Pretty like a sunset is not the same as sexy and giving you lewd thoughts.

Chuck. It's your dick talking. Listen to me. It's been at least 12 hours since we last nutted. She's right there. You know you can get her. The snayor has the revrends under control. It'll be fiiiine.

Just put on the moves, pull her in close, and let me blast a few loads into that beaver's beaver. Whaddya say?

>>813060
FUCK. THE. BEAVER.

Don't waste anymore time with sex. Let's just get this over with.

Go directly to the library.

just give the beaver your wood already

Doesn't she have anti-lust jewelry on?

It's kinda pointless to try and fuck her if she does, so just move on.

Won't fucking just attract the baddies?

Tell her you think Geoff noticed.

Charlemagne 2017/07/07(Fri)15:35 No. 813717 ID: 77c5e3
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You leave the cafe with Lisa, and go to the library. The windows are blocked with bookshelves and the door has been barred. You can't pick this open. In fact it would take a battering ram to get in.

Ram Lisa.

Clearly, there is someone inside.

Knock up the beaver on the door to get attention, then inform whoever's there they're not safe.

Maybe if there's time, we could go inside and figure out a pilgrimage.

>>813717
That means someone is obviously in there! Buuut, it looks like they'll be perfectly fine. Then again, this place isn't magically protected. Hmmm, should we try and get them to the Plath House or should we leave them in there?

Whoever did that, they must be comfy in there.

Bang Lisa against the door and shout that whoever is in there, they should stay there until the morning. Tell them that you're taking the rest of the people to Plath's where it's safe and that you'll come to get the ones in here later. Also, ask if they would tell you who is in there so you know who's where.

Knock "Shave and a Haircut" on the door. While copping beaver feels.

Charlemagne 2017/07/07(Fri)16:55 No. 813747 ID: 77c5e3
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You bang on the door as hard as you can. It doesn't really resonate on the other side, so there is probably a bookshelf behind it, too.

You: "If there's anyone in there"

You: "We're convening at the Plath House!"

You: "They can't"

You stop for a breath.

You: "get in the Plath House!"

No one responds. You don't know whether to let them stay in there, or try to get them out.

Susanna ordered you to get them to the plath house.

Come on, Chuck, you're a cat burglar. can't you climb up and find an entrance or window on a higher floor?

Go for the easiest available entrance, that is to say Lisa's entrance

>>813752
>>813754
Some exits are also entrances.

Basically.

Break in. You used to rob houses, it should be easy.

Climb up on the roof, see if there's a way in up there.

Ascend to the roof, become the batman you've always known was inside you.

Keep moving. Apartments next.

Charlemagne 2017/07/07(Fri)19:27 No. 813800 ID: 77c5e3
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You: "I'm going to try to climb inside."

Lisa:

Lisa: "Are you serious?"

Lisa: "You'll fall and break your back!"

You: "No I won't. I've done this before."

Lisa: "Let's..."

Lisa: "Let's just call Susanna. Don't-"

You: "Do you smell..."

You: "Something smells like"

You: "Vanilla."

Charlemagne 2017/07/07(Fri)19:28 No. 813801 ID: 77c5e3
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Lisa:

Lisa: "That's"

Lisa: "Uh"

Lisa: "That's actually"

Lisa: "My B.O."

Lisa: "I'm kind of scared"

Lisa: "Please just don't leave me down here"

Quick, ask her what she eats to smell like that.

>>813803
That's just normal beaver anal gland secretions. Anyway, boost her up to the roof and climb up yourself, I guess.

>>813801
DO NOT LEAVE THE BEAVER BY HERSELF. You know how horror movies work! Geez. Move on.

You've still got the rope from the Path House right? You can climb up and tie it off to the roof and Lisa can use it to get up safely.

>>813809
This.if we're anything, its savvy.

Go on, take a whiff. Let it fill your nasal cavities.

I don't know what to do about the library.

Haul the beaver up with you. You're strong enough to that right Chuck?

Charlemagne 2017/07/07(Fri)21:44 No. 813839 ID: 77c5e3
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You're not saying that Lisa's fat necessarily

but you're definitely not going to be able to hoist or lift her up the side of the building. It will be enough of a task for you to climb up there yourself.

>>813839
We already know she's a fatass. Do we have any pitons or anything she can use as hand and footholds?

Then lets put it off. We can search the rest of town and come back when she's stashed.

Is it post orifice time?

>>813839
Well, I guess we'll have to come back later or something.

What's the closest place to the library? Let's go there.

Maybe come back later without Lisa.

Go check the apartments, where people are actually likely to be at night.

>>813839
DO YOU SEE THAT FACE?
That is the face that says "THE AUTHOR IS TELLING YOU NO. SHUT UP".

Fuck the beaver right here and now. While she's terrified. It'll be the best sex of her life.

I vote go to the apartments. We dont want to split up from our communication to the Mayor right now.

Lisa smells like vanilla when flustered?

That is so adorable, holy fuck. I used to be on "Team Progress the Story", but now we have to fuck her. I'm sorry.

Chuck, find a secluded bush and make that bakery smelling beav into mother.

>>813871
Beaver butt goo does, yeah. It's a byproduct of their anal scent glands. Iirc, castoreum is sometimes used to flavor vanilla ice cream.

Oh yeah.... Beavers do produce a vanilla smelling chemical...

But I thought it came from their butts.

Anyway, if climbing from the roof is literally the only option move on. Don't leave Lisa alone.

Suggestion 2017/07/08(Sat)00:22 No. 813875 ID: 9876c4
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This is me being pedantic, but-

The apartments are all the across town from where we are. If we're proceeding logically, the post office, Stoppe shop, and (yeesh) schoolhouse all come first.

Back to the smelly butts discussion.

Try and find a window you can crack open even slightly in order to yell into?

Reassure Lisa you'll be close by the whole time. Remember, the reverends can smell fear. (And vanilla.) If it's only one bookshelf, I think you can leverage yourself enough to push it over (warn folks when you do!) Once you're inside you can unbar the door for Lisa.

Seriously, this is the first building with signs of habitation. We're not leaving it at the first sign of difficulty.

Calm Lisa down by slamfucking her against a wall.

>>813876
This, but a little bit differently. Have both you and Lisa push against a bookcase that's blocking a window to try and push a bookcase away, or make a crack.

>>813954
this

>>813801
Tell hed how disgusting that is.

Focus on trying to get into the library by any means necessary. Don't worry about leaving Lisa since Susanna is distracting the Reverends.

Hear hear, agreed.
>>813954

>>813954
The bookcases are inside the building! How do you expect them to push on them from the outside of the building?

The one leaning against the doors, I'd understand, but the windows? I don't see it happening.

"Vanilla scented sweat... You should work in the bakery!"

>>813972
Did I say crack? I meant "smash the fuck open with the sword" so anyone stuck inside can hear you."

>>813875
Thank you for your pertinent intervention and map!

Whoever's holed up inside the library is probably as safe as they can be. For the time being, let's worry about the others, who mey be more vulnerable. To the schoolhouse! We'll go back to the library once we've dealt with the rest of the village.

Let's stop talking about the obviously bad idea of downright raping Lisa or breaking into the library since a) it would require time and effort, which we must not waste, b) it will alert whoever is inside and probably lead to a pointless scuffle (at best) and c) it will leave Lisa alone and unprotected.

So stop being silly. Time is of the essence!

Smash the fuck in there so you might pull the most tasteless possible prank on Naz.

>>814329
>Let's not waste our time and effort on doing the thing we came out here to do
Mundane barricades will be of no use against the supernatural! They are sitting ducks in there, and they don't even know it!

>>814332
They didn't teleport into Susanna's office and they couldn't burst through the door you helped Lisa shut.

>>814333
Case in point.

maybe the preachers require line of sight to breach barricades

y'all remember when we were just a delivery boy for the bakery trying to fuck a middle aged dog.

I remember

>>815035

Yep. Then we fucked everything up just to uphold "the legend"

>>815068
The only thing we've fucked up is Sally's waistline for the next nine months. Hopefully a few other girls before we're done, too.

>>815068
We didn't fuck everything, therefore we failed to meet "the legend"

Keep the side thoughts in the discussion thread if you would.

Charlemagne 2017/07/12(Wed)11:06 No. 815159 ID: 77c5e3
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With Lisa's help, you try to push one of the bookcases behind the windows over. The broken glass, old and probably lead-based, digs into your skin despite your best efforts. The bookcase is solid oak and full of tomes heavy with generations of dust, but it does budge a bit. You hear frantic shouting on the other side, and several people rush to push back. The bookcase slaps back against the window frame.

You and Lisa starts to slide backward against the resistance.

Prevent Lisa from cutting herself AND convince the people on the other side of the window you are not reverends by grabbing Lisa's wrists, pulling them behind her back, bending her over and fugging that beav senseless.

>>815159
>You hear frantic shouting on the other side, and several people rush to push back.
There really are a bunch of people in there! Now that you've got their attention, try giving them the message again!

Announce who you are in lewd Chuck fashion and proving you are not a reverend monster who would never do anything so sinful.

Shout that it's you! Include as many cusswords as possible and that it's not safe in there.

>>815159
Ask them who's in there, and if they know where everyone else is hiding.

Don't be TOO lewd/blasphemous to prove it's you, that may pull some heat off of Susanna which you really don't want to do right now.

>>815162
>>815163
I'm not sure that's going to work because as far as they know, a monster just randomly attacked! They don't know that the monsters attacked because of their sinning, so they might not believe Chuck when he tries to prove himself with lewd and/or swearing.

It's chuck, you pack of shitbirds! Quit dicking around, you need to get out of there!

Shout that you just want to get your cock wet.

>>815176
Yeah, I'm down with this one. Also throw in some additional lewds.

>>815160
Seems reasonable.

Guys. GUYS! Window, break glass, yell at people through it.

We do NOT want to swear or even think about inappropriate behavior because then the monsters will show up!

>>815308
The glass is already broken. You can see it's broken in the picture.

>>815220
This.

Charlemagne 2017/07/12(Wed)20:13 No. 815344 ID: 77c5e3
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You scratch desperately at the back of the bookcase.

You: "COME ON"

You: "LOUSY BROADS"

You: "IT'S CHUCK!"

There is a brief quiet on the other side as they talk amongst themselves.

Angela: "It's that bird one"

Angela: "I saw him imitating Layla before!

Penny: "Don't let him in!"

Naz: "I don't think he would call anyone a broad."

Sally: "Mama said one was imitating me."

You: "SUSANNA'S FIGHTING THE MONSTERS!"

You: "GO"

You: "TO"

You: "THE PLATH HOUSE"

You: "NOW!"

Penny: "Ignore it. DON'T move the case."

>>815344
Just say "cock shit fuck damn, I'm not a reverend."

>>815344
Time to fuck the beaver against the wall. Sex is the only way you can prove you're not a reverend.

"GODDAMN IT, NAZ, SALLY, DO I HAVE TO YELL SOME EMBARRASSING SHIT ABOUT PRANKS OR THE FACES YOU MADE OR SOMETHING?"

"A bookcase wouldn't stop an actual reverend. How much do I need to sin to prove it's not a reverend? Should I bring up the Fart in Ass? the collar? Swearing in front of the schoolchildren?"

Tell Naz to ask you something only the real Chuck would know.

Shut up Penny!

Get Lisa to speak up as well, that might help convince them.

Do what I say, or so help me, I will fuck this beaver. And make you listen to it!

>>815346
Actually yeah, I think this should work. It proves undoubtedly you're Chuck at least.

>>815351
It's so brilliant, there's no way it won't not work. Do it. Do her. Whichever.

On second thought, sound off George Carlin's 7 words and see if that doesn't change their minds first.

Charlemagne 2017/07/12(Wed)21:02 No. 815363 ID: 77c5e3
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They're really not buying it. You'll have to ramp it up.

a) Have Naz ask you a deeply personal question
b) Attempt to seduce Lisa
c) Deadwood mode

Seduce the beav. It's happening.

>>815363
A, because it should be amusing at least.

A

C, A if they don't do a 180.

>>815363
B. It is the only way.

oi if u dont

A

A.

B

B for BEAV

>>815363
B.

C'mon Lisa, their lives are literally on the line!

Remember the last time, when you imidiately caught the attention of the Reverend? If one of them shows up here it'll be a disaster. Changing my vote to a only.

A.
If you start messing around with Lisa, it's going to bring all the reverends over here.

The second one is no use if we get the poor dear killed.
A is cool for now.

Why don't you just be lewd and swear profusely, that's not something the reverends who do?

All three at once.

Answer deep personal questions while fucking a beaver and tearing your way into a library. That's sure to assert your dominance.

>>815363
A. And maybe shout to her "Do you know the Muffin Man?" as a call back to the sticky note prank that you two probably only know about.

>>815426
deadwood mode is likely to be cussing up a storm, rather than action, but I like the way you think!

B.
This is the perfect opportunity. It's the day we've been waiting for.

A

B is too risky. It shouldn't be too complicated to prove that you're you. You just need to do it as fast as possible!

C since I have honestly no idea what that entails and I'm curious. Otherwise A.

I am gonna laugh and cry so hard if Lisa knocks us the fuck out and leaves us to die.

A

Deadwood? The show from 2006 or the town? If the former, Chuck how do you know what that is?
Any ways I choose "A"

>>815427
this

In the interest of not getting Lisa or anyone on the inside killed, choose A.

Seduce Lisa by inserting your penis in her vagina.

Do the beaver.

B the one to groin bonk Lisa right there right now.

>>815363
I am going to fuck this B-ver until you people go to the Plath house

B the one to do Lisa in her A.

Really probably shouldn't be trying to do her right now. I vote A. I don't know anything about Deadwood.

A, maybe with a bit of C. Let's not lure the reverends here.

Stick with A for now, once we get to the safe and many bedroomes Plath House then we can
Try and bone down

>>815363

Naz if you do not fucking let me in there i will never choke you again

A.

Or variant of the same idea: >>815593

Naz if you don't start asking me deeply personal questions to prove my identity I swear I will start seducing this cute beaver right on your porch.

And if our lewd activities do not attract one of these monsters I don't know what will.

Chuck: You let me in here right now and I'll choke your fucking lights out!

Lisa: Don't you mean or?

Chuck: No

A

c cause it's the wild card

God dammit Naz, BROCCOLI

Suggestion 2017/07/14(Fri)11:11 No. 815737 ID: 636dcb

B. It's the only way thats actually convincing.

B.

Having sex with Lisa will attract the reverends, who we can ask for help getting into the library. With out efforts combined, we'll be more than able to get us inside, which is what both our parties really want.

Charlemagne 2017/07/14(Fri)20:59 No. 815887 ID: 77c5e3
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You lean against the wall next to the window.

You: "Alright, well, ask me something only the real Chuck would know."

Angela: "Who?"

You: "Naz."

Some silence follows.

Naz: "Uh"

Naz: "There are a lot of people in here."

>>815887

CLEARLY we need to do Lisa this asking question stuff isn't gonna work.

Attempt to seduce Lisa

Try plan B then. B as in Banging Beaver Bottom. Boldly.

I have an idea..."Hey Lisa, I think it was your turn on truth or dare before we were interrupted, right? Ask Naz truth or dare?"

Well think of something before I start running my mouth anyway. But you'd like that, wouldn't you? Gettin' busted?

>>815887
>"There are a lot of people in here."
"Then that's your problem for not letting me in! Now go ahead and ask your question!"

>>815891
That's not gonna work. The reverend was looking at them through the window, so that's something the reverend would know.

Tell her Naz what you shaved onto your chest during truth or dare.

>>815887
"What, I thought you liked the idea of getting caught."

>>815897
Had to go back to thread 4 to double check and sadly that's something the reverend would know. He saw Chuck shirtless when he was staring at everyone through the window, so the reverend would know what Chuck shaved on his chest.

>>815887
"Well I guess you better think of one you find acceptable before I start listing off articles on your saucy web blog."

>>815891
This has potential.

>>815887

Goddamn Naz I didn't think you could choke this hard without my help

>>815887
Oh please, Naz, no need to be embarrassed. Angela will cheer you on the kinkier it sounds.

She'll ALL be like "YOU GO GIRL," and you'll blush like mad.

Naz, I knew you liked fucking front of your friends, but this is not the time.

>There are a lot of people in here.
Good. Convince them all at the same time by seducing the beaver. Whip out your Chuck Junior and tell Lisa that this is the only sure way.

>>815889
>>815890
Yes

>>815887

"Gee Naz I didn't think you would CHOKE under pressure like this"

Use your sword to break through the back panel of the bookshelf and look inside. Once they have LOS they won't have plausible deniability.

>>815973
Given that we're armed with a reverend's weapon, which they would see long before our face, that is a bad idea.

Put benis in beaver.

>>815958
Yes. Make as much innuendo as possible.
Upside: should prove you're not a reverend.
Downside: might attract them.

Lisa has been stuck here longer and can be questioned without having to ask anything that will likely attract the reverends attention.

So switch positions with her and take a quick look around.

>>815727
This. Just say this.

Charlemagne 2017/07/16(Sun)12:13 No. 816281 ID: 77c5e3
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You: "Geez Naz, I didn't know you could choke this bad without my help."

Penny: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Naz: "That's, uh-"

Naz clears her throat.

Naz: "Ok, what was the"

Naz: "theme of your costume?"

You: "Costume?"

Naz: "For the... video."

You:

You: "What video"

Naz: "The"

Naz: "Uh, the porno."

Charlemagne 2017/07/16(Sun)12:13 No. 816282 ID: 77c5e3
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Lisa:

Naz thinks she can take us down with her. She is wrong. When Chuck hits rock bottom, he starts drilling.

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

Also, pinch Lisa's muffin.

>>816282
"Lisa close your mouth before I stick my Little Muffin man in it."

"Now will you let me get up in there?"
"You mean the library, or-"
"First, yeah."

Muffin-themed superhero.

We were gonna dress up as beavers and do it beaver style.

>>816284
This is good.

what is 'do you know the muffin man' for 300 alex

Just a note, for safety's sake: don't forget to stay alert and look around you. We don't want to have any of that "monster right behind you" cliché.

Finger Lisa while answering.

>>816284
You mean "Give me a sec to stuff that gaping maw full of muffin man". You don't want to take that option away, do you?

>>816282

Hey Lisa, wanna get to know the Muffin Man?

Do you know the muffin man Naz?

"What can I say, Naz. I got a job at the bakery. Delivering donuts and muffins to everyone in town." Admit the answer on the sly so that you don't get savagely attacked by the beaver.

Give her some details too Chuck. It's kind of one sided, though teasing her like this is probably not something the reverends would do. Also say something about "Leading her around." That pun can't go unused.

"Ever wanted somebody to eat your muffin, Lisa? Perhaps, a man specifically for your muffin. A muffin man, if you will."

Charlemagne 2017/07/21(Fri)21:34 No. 817452 ID: 77c5e3
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You: "The Muffin Man bitch"

You start thrust the door, and there is some chatter inside. Lisa covers her face in embarrassment.

Lisa: "Oh my God Chuck!!"

You: "Yeah, I know. I'm and endless fountain of energy. That's what the ladies tell-"

You:

You: "Holy shit they're actually opening it!"

Charlemagne 2017/07/21(Fri)21:34 No. 817453 ID: 77c5e3
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You and Lisa rush inside while Angela and Penny push the giant oak bookshelf back in front of the door. The main floor of the library has been converted into a wagon-circle-like fortification of desks and tables. Naz, Selma, Geoff, and Sally are also inside.

>>817453
"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY TO THE PLATH HOUSE BECAUSE OF MYSTICAL MAGIC BULLSHIT IT IS SOMEWHAT SAFE INSIDE THERE IF ANYONE HAS ANY ARGUMENTS AS TO WHY THAT CAN'T BE FUCK YOU THERE ARE ZOMBIE PREIST RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO KILL THE SNAYOR BECAUSE SHE IS NAKED TRYING TO SAVE YOU GUYS! LET'S RIDE!" then get a move on to the next place like the apartments

Good work Angela, Penny. Now on the count of three, do that again. You all gotta get to the Plath house. Follow Sally. It's not safe in here, but it is in there. Why? It's magic, I can't explain shit.

Naz, come with me? I want to check on the door to the catacombs, see if it's intact.

Okay people, the Mayors' talisman thingamajig that protected all the buildings in town has been broken. The Plath house is under separate protection, so everybody needs to go there. If you don't believe in magic even after all this, Davey should be there and he has a gun.

Ask them what happened. What details can they tell you about recent events?

First, fuck you for locking us out.
Second, what the fuck happened here.
Third, we need to get the fuck to the Plath house.

Who are we missing:
Marcie, Rita, Layla, and Rachel. Guess we should still check the PO.

John too, but he's probably armed.

Straight up guys. The Reverends. They can Smash this shit fast.
The Plath house is safe. It's got some sort of weird voodoo around it.

Smash Lisa first to be safe.

Charlemagne 2017/07/22(Sat)17:24 No. 817617 ID: 77c5e3
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You: "EVERYONE"

You: "Y'ALL"

You: "GOOOOO TO THE PLATH HOUSE!"

Penny: "Why would we do that, hon?!"

Penny: "We'd be sitting ducks in there!"

You: "Look"

You: "Ever notice how those things wouldn't get into buildings until like an half an hour ago?"

A few of the people shuffle in confusion.

You: "The magic spell keeping them out of the buildings is broken."

You: "There's ANOTHER spell on the Plath House that's still working."

Naz: "But won't they just kill us if we go out there?"

You: "Susanna is distracting them. It's safe to go, but NOT for long."

That causes some anxious rabble.

You: "Go NOW. You might not get another chance."

Penny: "But..."

Charlemagne 2017/07/22(Sat)17:24 No. 817618 ID: 77c5e3
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Penny's expression starts to soften. She looks in the direction of the Plath House, wiping her eyes on her forearm.

Penny: "Marcie's still out there."

That's why Lisa and I are going from building to building. You want to switch out with Lisa?

Let's check on the catacomb door here before we leave.

Reassure them that while Susanna does her job, that Marcie is safe. Tell them to go to the Plath's and that you'll take care of Marcie. Ask which way did she go.

>>817619
Swap lisa for cat mum, save cat waifu-for-laifu

WELP off we go to find Marcie then. Give Penny Lisa's weapon since Lisa is pretty cowardly and it frees her up to contact Susanna if necessary. We should probably double-check the bakery now.

>>817618
"THEN WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU HIDING IN HERE INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR HER! Where is she now or do we all just keep going door to door?"

Lisa: take the others and go to the Plath house.

Penny: go with Chuck, find Marcie, and go to the Plath house.

Where? I'll go get her.

Lisa, escort everyone to the Plath House.

Everyone else, we're taking volunteers to help us go look for Marcie and the others!

Why is everyone wanting switch Lisa out with Penny? Lisa's the only one that knows how to contact Susanna and Penny won't know how to use the clipboard!

In fact, Lisa's the only one here other than Chuck that has any experience in dealing with Susanna's magic. So if Penny tries to use the clipboard, she might end up going limp or having a seizure or something.

>>817618
>Marcie
You mean the mysterious kitchen noises that Chuck ran away from?

Tell Lisa to take everyone else to the plath's house. Maybe try and get everyone armed with something. Then continue going around looking for Marcie with Penny.

>>817633
Based on that last illustration, I bet Lisa's mental state is more on point, too.

No substitutions, please.

Charlemagne 2017/07/22(Sat)19:19 No. 817668 ID: 77c5e3
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Lisa hugs Penny.

Lisa: "Chuck and I will find her. Get everyone to the Plath House."

Penny: "Let me come along."

You: "Have Sally take the fastest way."

Lisa: "I can talk directly to the mayor with this clipboard."

Penny looks dumbfounded.

Penny: "You're going to... write her a memo?"

Lisa: "I don't have time to explain. Go! Please!"

Lisa: "We'll find Marcie."

Penny wipes her eyes and straightens herself up.

Penny: "Ok."

>>817668
now quickly, we must rush back to the Fart in Ass!

Wait! We didn't ask where Marcie would be at this time of day!

>>817670

We saw her with Marcie at city hall, right? Other than that, it's a good point. We should ask where and when Penny got separated from Marcie.

Charlemagne 2017/07/23(Sun)00:21 No. 817729 ID: 77c5e3
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You ask Penny when she and Marcie became separated.

Penny: "The cookout was in full swing. There was music and everything."

Penny: "Then those guys in the robes came and started chasing people. One of 'em cut Officer Layla up pretty bad."

Penny: "I called out for Marcie, but when I looked up, she wasn't there."

Penny: "Sally let anyone she could find into the library and we all barred the doors."

Penny:

Penny: "I should have gone looking for her."

Don't get stuck on it, just keep moving. We'll take care of her, don't you worry.
Can I get a kiss for good luck?

With that out of the way.. You know, I'll just stop repeating myself about the door. There is one building around town square we haven't been to yet. Is that Marcie's house? Anyway, we check there and the apartments before doubling back to the bakery or diner if we haven't found Marcie.

What better way to get in Marcie's pants again than saving her from danger?

>>817729
is Layla still at the cookout? is she even alive?

>>817729
Hey Penny?

These monsters are attracted to sin. Has Marcie been doing anything... unusual lately?

We probably shouldn't tell her that she's been abducted once before, but it might be worth asking to know why they singled her out before, instead of just assuming that it was because of our relationship. After all, we hadn't even done anything sinful yet, at that point.

>>817729
Penny does Marcie have a darkside you don't know about? Is she a satanist, it doesn't matter if she's a satirical atheist satanist where her goal is to make fun of fundamental Christians or true blue worship satan kinda girl, the revenant reverends would go after her like chocolate to a fly. Its fine, you can tell me, I may not have been close to this version of Marcie, but pre-attack Marcie probably would have told me, since she's NOT good at keeping secrets. Except whatever one that makes the reverends go nuts, apparently.

Or maybe the reverends REALLY just want to bone her innocence. I mean, crazy fundamental reverends are human too, and I think those are the types that CAN marry and stuff. As committed to the religion they are, I'm SURE each of them does want a wife of their own. And Marcie, well, if her persona is the same as her true self, they yeah, wouldn't surprise me if they are actually attracted to her innocence to the point they don't care about her nature as a time frozen curse person.

No... Not this again... I'll find her.

>>817729

Penny's looking pretty down. She probably needs a good fucking to cheer up.

>>817786
Correct. Encourage Penny with a nice fat creampie.

Encourage the others to run to the plath house. Have lisa contact the mayor to keep an eye out. Next stop the pd. See who you can find. We're running out of time.

Charlemagne 2017/07/23(Sun)14:34 No. 817841 ID: 77c5e3
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You: "Does Marcie have any kind of, you know, dark side?"

Penny looks confused by your motives.

Penny: "What do you mean...?"

You: "Any bad habits? Something sinful that might piss off a 19th century fire-and-brimstone preacher?"

Penny: "Uh"

Penny: "Not that she's let on to me. She's never been one to keep secrets."

You: "We'll find her. Get everyone out of here."

Once everyone is out of earshot, you walk outside with Lisa.

You: "But seriously how the hell are we going to find her?"

Lisa is in the process of communicating with Susanna.

Lisa: "The clipboard is going crazy right now. I think she's in a fight or something, but as far as I can tell, the mayor hasn't seen Marcie anywhere."

Lisa: "Where are we going to look?"

We're going to look between those beaver bosoms first. Anything could have gotten lost in there.

>>817841
To be perfectly frank, being happy might piss off one of them.

Check her bakery first. That noise we heard might have been her. Problem being that Marcie is a little stupid and yelling out lewds might not clue her in that reverends don't talk that way even during impersonation.

Sing show tunes! Clearly the undead do not like show tunes.

We heard bakery noises, might be best to verify.
She also has a house somewhere.

I think it wise to check the post office, because Rita's also MIA.

>>817844
I think the house is that unmarked building on the map in the top left corner of the square. Best to check new locations before backtracking to old ones.

>>817841
I think the very fact Marcie owns a business is enough to piss off 19th century fire-and-brimstone preachers, as misogyny has a tendency to combine neatly with religious zealotry.

>>817862
Well, if that's true, then when Marcie disappeared last time, why didn't Penny also disappear? Both of them are women that own their own business, so why was Marcie the only one to disappear?

Police Station should be the next stop. That is where people will run when looking for help and safety.

Look in the beaver's beav with your "probe" if you know what I mean.

>>817864
In Marcie's case it was probably more convenience since she went jogging alone.

How about we just go to where Marcie lives? We've been at her house before.

Go to Marcie's house

Try not to think about showing off your ability to stuff a cream filling into penny's buns that might attract the reverends

Charlemagne 2017/07/23(Sun)17:33 No. 817897 ID: 77c5e3
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You go to Marcie's house, which is on the south end of town. It feels like a year since you'd been here last. It might as well have been. The place looks the same, though. No damage. Nothing out of place. There are no lights on, and the front door is locked.

You call out for Marcie, but there's no reply.

Try doing that when you're not standing on the far side of the lawn.

Pick the lock, then search the house.

>>817897
This, but tell Lisa to keep an eye out and IMMEDIATELY alert you if she see's a reverend or anything important happens.

Pick that lock.

How about knock first before you try to B&E.

>>817925
People are dying really. -_-

kick in door say its time to get on this mother fucking dick Marcie and run to the Plath house!

>>817926
People have been suggesting screwing Liza for the entire fucking thread, andonly just now you're going to tell me to worry about time constraints? Fuck outta here.

>>817926
Works for me. If we don't have time for Beaver we don't have time to pick a lock. Although we don't need to kick the door down as much just yell it out.

Head to the bakery. There was noise there and Marcie's not terribly bright.

>>817875
>>817885

We're still a lot closer to her bakery than her house, if I recall correctly. It wouldn't take too much extra time for a detour to check out the noise there.

Can Lisa tell how many of them Susanna is fighting? If she's keeping both of the remaining reverends busy, then there's not much risk in investigating anyway.