Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)11:10 No. 754012 ID: d163e3
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It’s around midnight, and you’re standing on a spider’s doorstep overlooking a little town called Coxwette.

Sophie showed you out, saying that she needed to sleep for work in the morning. Lisa fell asleep a short while ago, and you have stolen her clipboard. In your opposite hand is your bag of stuff, including the baseball bat.

a) Knock on Sophie’s door again
b) Go to Ramona
c) Look at the clipboard again
d) Destroy the clipboard

B.

Leave the clipboard here, Dude. She's gonna freak out over not having it, and you already know it's a spooky magic snayor phone.

E) Draw penis on clipboard to see what happens.

C. Fuck it. What's the worst that could happen.

>>754012
B. Go to Ramona

A. Get a photo of that clipboard page.

Burn clipboard, knock up Ramona.

>>754012

D)ispose of that clipboard while you have the chance. You don't want to look at it again, and you don't want Ramona or anyone else to look at it either, so keeping it with you is just a stupid idea. Telling Ramona about it is one thing, but you don't need the clipboard with you for that.

B.

C'mon, the clipboard is right up there with us on the title image. We've got tons of amusing antics with this thing.

B

D) Maybe not destroy it, but stash it somewhere? So if the mayor gives you flak you can say you panicked and dropped it somewhere, but also if Ramona wants to have a look at it you can retrieve it.

Awesome cover art by the way.

B) Go to Ramona.

You need some soup after what just happened anyways. Maybe tell Ramona what happened when you looked at it so that she can know if your soup needs a little extra kick to it.

>>754012
B. Do not mess with the clipboard.

B. Ramona Must see this.
But do so WITH GREAT SPEED AND INTENSITY.
RUN CHUCK
SHE COMES

Head back to Ramona, but try to stay hidden and look out for the Snayor. She might be running around town looking for that clipboard right now. She might even be waiting for you at the Plath's.

B.

Also, you should probably rust Chuck. The snake mayor told Lisa to be back by midnight, that might be when the monsters start coming out. Ramona needs to know what this clipboard does before we let her look at it. Wouldn't want Ramona to have a surprise conversation with snake mayor.

I think bringing a 2-way line of communication to the snayor into the Plath house would be a bad idea. It might be someplace she's been trying to breach for years. We are not taking the original back with us. I'd leave it here so Lisa doesn't get in even more trouble with her vampire boss.

B tell her you saw a demon in the clipboard.
>>754015
do this as well.

b

>>754033
Better idea: hide it somewhere near Plath house but not on the property itself.

b- she should see the clip board, and I think you need another dose of her cooking unfortunately

Draw a dick on it

>>754047

Ramona does not want to see it, and will probably be incredibly pissed off that chuck brought susanna's spying device into her home. You idiots brought this on yourselves.

>>754049
We're still voting, you know.

>>754012
B LIKE HELL, SCOOT YOUR FELINE ASS OVER THERE

Leave the magic cell phone here. Stealing is a bad idea, when people know who the thief is. Taking it will just piss of the snayor, and make the beaver panic.

>>754049
Are you kidding? This is like stealing a nuke from your enemy so it can be reverse engineered.

A physical sample of the mayors magic could be invaluable to Ramona, and by extension Chuck.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)15:43 No. 754063 ID: d163e3
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You make for the Plath House at a brisk pace, but as quietly as possible. You take off your shoes and put them in your shopping bag. You think it’s important that you’re not seen or heard on your way, and the concrete steps make that a bit easier.

>>754064
Use BAT on MONSTER

>>754064
GO, GO
UP THE FUCKIN STAIRS
GET BACK INTO SOPHIE'S HOUSE NOW

>>754064
Up and over.

oh fuck run

>>754062

It isnt like that at all because ramona doesnt actually know how the magic works in the first place, she only knows how to make the food because she was explicitly shown how to make it, and was irritated with chuck for even attmptibg to talj to susanna. You cant reverse engineer a nuke without a physicist.

>>754064

Looks like susanna wants the clipboard back. Better gtfo asap.

>>754065
Inb4 its just a trick o' treater/a town's person playing a prank.

Draw bat, but don't knock this person's teeth out... Yet. Demand to know who they are.

Leap over the railing and gun it for the Plath house! Leave fighting the Demons as a last ditch option.

FIGHT THE MONSTER DON'T PUSS OUT

>>754064
Quick, use the clipboard on it! Mind-rape the monster with secondhand snayor power!

>>754064
Jump over the railing for the stairs and go around.

This could be someone pulling a prank. Poke with bat, demand they take the sheets off.

as far as I can tell that isn't KKK demon and I don't know if their are others in town so ask who it is if it doesn't respond in a second GTFO.

Ready your bat or nearby inanimate object. At the very least, put up your dukes.

They get one warning and then they get the bat.
Don't actually try to attack with the bat, use it only to bat away attacks, no pun intended. If it's the real deal you don't stand a chance anyway.

>>754064
DOOOOOODGE
also yeah get yer bat ready

>>754069
That's using your noodle.

>>754071
Magic does not operate under the restrictions of science.

draw a dick on it.

>>754065

1: we dont know if its actually a monster and dont want to murder a citizen.
2: a bat is probably useless against the monsters and would be better served as a last resort in case escape is impossible.

Escape first, bat only if escape isnt working.

And don't just throw the clipboard at the monster's feet, it could be dangerous in the wrong hands!

>>754071
Well this happens to be the only physics textbook in town at the moment. You gotta start somewhere.

Beyond that, Susana wouldn't be trying to get it back if it wasn't worth stealing. She's been shown to be able to create magical objects. If it hid no secrets, or was not otherwise precious or irreplaceable for some reason, she would just make another.

>>754082

Then why doesnt chuck just have a wizards duel with susanna, what do you even need ramona for? If you dont need to know what you're doing, there's no need to involve ramona at all!

>>754086

A physics textbook who is not only actively hostile toward the starks, but was angry at chuck for even TALKING to susanna. Bringing in an artifact that allows susanna to force communication with anyone who looks at it is 100% guaranteed to piss ramona off.

>>754087
In fairness to Ramona, her wards work. Ours don't.
And there may well be magic in her bloodline.

...wait, the sheet demons we saw before had no eye holes. This one is different.

Ooh. I just remembered something.
THOSE ROCKS
In Talmudic magic they are used for protection, and in Creole Voodoo, a box of small objects is sometimes shaken to ward off evil spirits.

In addition to whatever you do Chuck, Shake those rocks!

>>754087
Because as far as we can tell, Chuck is a Muggle. And like
>>754089 said, Ramona might have magic in her bloodline.

Pull your best cop impression and ask to see some identification.

>>754091
+1 support

>>754072

shake that rock and roll.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)16:58 No. 754098 ID: d163e3
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You: “Come on.”

You: “Naz. This isn’t funny god damn it.”

You: “Selma.”

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)16:58 No. 754099 ID: d163e3
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He makes a noise like a long cough, then some kind of gagging. He opens what appears to be a mouth, and in doing so, begins to tear at the fabric covering his face. Something slips out of his mouth, followed by a faint light and some kind of vapor.

Aaaalright you’ve seen enough

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)16:58 No. 754100 ID: d163e3
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You jump over the railing and make a fast break for the Plath House, stowing the clipboard in the bag. Unlike before, the thing doesn’t chase after you. In followed at a slow, sober saunter. Not a zombie limp or a bestial crawl, but the measured gait of an ordinary man.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)16:59 No. 754101 ID: d163e3
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You sprint through the Plath House courtyard and into oak front doors.

THUMMF

[heavy breathing]

The doors close more quietly than you would have thought.

…

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)16:59 No. 754102 ID: d163e3
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You kind of wish you didn’t have to come back to this Adams Family-ass Victorian-ass Scooby Doo-ass creaking dark-ass fucking haunted house every night

>>754102
Recreate one of the door montages as you seek out ramona for spooky consul

>>754102
Look around, check to see if anyone is awake.

Maybe you can get some from Sally tonight, finally.

lock the door and slip something through the door handles to make it harder to break in

scream all the way to your room.

BAR DOOR
ACQUIRE DOGMOM

Block off the room with a chair or bookshelf or something to block its path.

Remember to lock the door behind you maybe? or just make sure that thing isn't just camping outside?

Find Ramona.
RAMONA! RAMONA!
RAMONAAAA!
Go to her room, bang on the door if you must. Or lock pick if you got the nerves right now. Explain the situation and that you stole the mayors magic hypnotic communication clipboard.

turn on those lights. darkness doesn't make things less scarier.

don't wake up sally!

Alright, so you've been spotted by some sort of night terror, which means there isn't much reason for stealth. While you barricade the door yell for Ramona as loudly as you can. Get everyone in the house into the safest/most easily defendable room and grab something to defend yourselves with. Once you're safe, use the symbol and try to contact snake mayor. If she's behind this, maybe you can get some sort of useful info or talk her down. If she's NOT behind this, maybe she knows what's happening

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)17:21 No. 754116 ID: d163e3
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You grab the heaviest chair you can find and use it to bar the front door. You head quickly upstairs, your bag of stuff in one hand, and the bat in the other. You look from door to door until you find Ramona’s room. By the looks of her giant butt-silhouette, she is fast asleep in bed.

SCREAM

very gently rouse her, don't come screaming in like a little bitch

but don't do it all sexy-like, either. make sure that she knows it's serious

You know what? Forget Ramona.

Find Lorraine.

>>754116
Go wake her up, gently. Tell her you got some kind of weird magic clipboard from Lisa and you want to know if it should be in this house at all.

It's kindof important that we know if this thing is dangerous or not.

>>754118
"Ramona, hey, hon. I need to you get up. Things are going sideways."

Grab that giant butt, even if only to make sure the clipboard hasn't given you brain damage or something.

>>754119

i change my vote to this. see if you can scare up lorraine.

if we're sure she even exists. and wasn't just an extension of a prank.

or maybe chuck can get ramona to help find lorraine, if that would be appropriate

Gently rouse her from her sleep and calmly let her know that you're FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

Try to Gently Wake her and Explain the situation while doing so, with quite a few mentions of the Demonic Shitty Hallo-Ween Ghost outside.

>>754119
This is the best idea.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)17:35 No. 754128 ID: d163e3
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You gently nudge Ramona on the butt.

Ramona: “Hm…”

You: “Mona.”

Ramona: “Ed…”

You: “It’s Chuck.”

Ramona: “Mmh…”

You: “I need you to wake up. Now.”

Ramona rolls over and looks at you, then at the clock on her bedside table.

Ramona: “It’s twelve in the morning, Chuck… can it wait?”

You: “This is an emergency.”

Ramona sits up and wipes her eyes with her palms.

Ramona: “What? What’s wrong?”

You take a deep breath.

You: “Ok, there’s this demon clipboard. Well, not a demon clipboard, but it’s definitely magic. I stole it from Lisa when I was at Sophie’s house. Now there’s a demon monster outside chasing me.”

Ramona:

Ramona: “What”

You: “There’s a monster following me to the house.”

Ramona: “It’s here now?”

You: “I don’t know. It didn’t follow me very fast.”

You take out the clipboard and hold it up, careful not to let Ramona get a look at the second page.

You: “Look. I took this clipboard from Lisa. The mayor’s aid? It’s got some kind of magic spell on it.”

Ramona: “A spell…? What kind of spell?”

>>754128
"I heard some kinda sounds and then a voice in my head and saw like...Blackness and spooky eyes in it. It was trying to talk to Lisa. I think it was the mayor?"

there be demons in this here clipboard. namely when you look into the second page the mayor telepathically connects to your mind.

>>754128
When you look under the paper there's some weird... noisy crinkly fissure that feels really nice to look at, then after looking at it for a while, Susanna is able to talk directly to your mind, and it feels like a trance where you can't think clearly.

>>754128
Some kind of freaky mindmeld bullshit on the second page. The snayor can talk through it. Probably subtler mind bullshit.

It's bullshit.

>>754119
Good idea, we have to give her those letters we found anyway.

"Might have been some kind of communication spell or something, I looked at this Rip or Something underneath the paper and after looking at it for a bit I heard the Mayors Voice."

"the mayor's got some magic put on this thing so that she can get a direct mind link with you. she knows i have it. and there's a monster after me, it had all these tentacles coming out of its mouth and stuff. have you... got any guns?"

>>754135
This.

There's no time to explain. I need a weapon. Like, now now.

>>754128
"The kind of spell that activates when you look at the second page, so don't look at the second page!"

>>754135
>>754136
If these are the same monsters that the farmer was shooting with his shotgun, then having a gun won't do shit to it. Instead, we should ask Ramona if she has some sort of magic weapon that we can use.

>>754141
Guns slowed them down.

I think the best bet is to find Lorraine and ask for her help. Fight the supernatural with the supernatural. If Ramona's family did have a magical bloodline, Lorraine is likely more versed in the lore than Ramona is.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)19:16 No. 754144 ID: d163e3
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You: “It’s some kind of… communication spell?”

You: “It hypnotizes you and makes time stop or something, then you start hearing the mayor’s voice. And you can kind of talk to her, but kind of not. Like, you think to her and she hears you.”

You:

You: “At least… I think it was the mayor’s voice. It didn’t sound like her, but it talked like her. Well, it didn’t sound like anything, but it felt like her. If that makes sense.”

Ramona: “Uh…”

Ramona: “Maybe we should worry about this ‘monster’ for now. You said you brought the clipboard, right?”

You nod.

Ramona: “Ok, good.”

You: “Do you think… do you think Lorraine would know more about this?”

Ramona: “Lorraine… Plath?”

Ramona: “Who’s been dead for over a hundred years?”

You: “I saw her ghost, Mona!”

Ramona: “Well… if half of what you’ve been telling me lately is true, I would believe it.”

Ramona: “I have no idea how to get in touch with her if she truly is wandering this house.”

You: “Right. Well… monster.”

You hear footsteps on the roof. Ramona looks up too, so you know she heard it.

You: “Do you have a gun or something?”

Ramona pauses.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)19:16 No. 754145 ID: d163e3
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She slides open the drawer of her nightstand and pulls out a small revolver.

Ramona: “It… only has one bullet in it.”

where are the rest of the bullets?

"It'll have to do."

Then, grab a candelabra or something in case you have to go melee.

don't shoot the monster.

farmer davey said that bullets scare them away but don't kill them.

save that for a special occasion.

avoid monsters.

seek out what's on the roof

>>754145
>“It… only has one bullet in it.”
I would

REALLY

rather not know why that is.

Anyway, check the roof.

>“It… only has one bullet in it.”

That's uh... dark, but it'll do.

Bat in one hand, gun in the other. Up we go to find our fate.

Yeah... I'd rather not know why there's only one

But yeah, let's make this shot count, it probably won't kill this thing but it makes it go away then we can count that as a victory.

>>754145
Is this gun... legal? Like does it have the paperwork?

>>754145
Jeez mona.

Alright let's check to see if it actually followed you here. Thankfully Chuck has handled guns before so he should know how to not shoot himself in the foot with it.

>>754155
Why do we care.

>>754145
Last time you saw Lorraine it was in the attic. Bring the letters, maybe they'll call out to her or something.

>>754148
Seconded. Be careful up there- whatever those things coming out it's mouth were, we have no idea what they can do. This thing is clearly super-natural, and you do not want to be playing guess and check with your life.

Do not bring a loaded gun when you're talking to a spirit that died from suicide. That's just asking to be forced to put it against your own head.

>>754145
"That's pretty dark, ramona, but I appreciate it. I don't know if it's going to try and get inside either."

So who were the other five victims?

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)20:29 No. 754164 ID: d163e3
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You brandish the gun and the bat, walking up the first flight of stairs. The upper hallways don’t seem to ever have working electricity, but Ramona follows you with a candle.

You: “Where’s Sally?”

Ramona: “I think she’s at Naz’s tonight.”

You: “Stay low, ok?”

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)20:29 No. 754165 ID: d163e3
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You walk up the narrow, creaking staircase to the roof and peer out.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)20:30 No. 754166 ID: d163e3
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It’s looking right at you.

Alright Cletus Chuck. you see that stupid monster standing over there? Go shoot em.

Don't do anything. Not yet. Maybe it hasn't noticed you.

In case it gets too close, try the clipboard against it?

Hey remember what that horse fucko said? Bullets don't do much except scare them. Whatever you do, keep that in mind.

>>754168
I too am noticing a sense of deja vu back to that scene. If Chuck starts hearing God in his head, it's game over.

Let's save our bullet for now and go back down to the attic. Try to summon Lorraine using the letters.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)20:51 No. 754173 ID: d163e3
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He looks at for for a minute or so, then drops behind the edge of the house.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)20:51 No. 754174 ID: d163e3
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Lorraine flickers into view for about ten seconds. She looks confused and worried.

Lorraine: “Cletus!”

She groans, then screams at the top of her lungs and flickers out like a dying light bulb.

>>754174
"Wait, what? Is that Cletus? Who the hell is Cletus?"

Oh my god it killed Lofty Lorraine...again! After it Chuck!

"Okay, you saw that right Mona?"

Be careful you aren't getting jumped from behind.

I wonder, if we somehow fed the monsters Ramona's pudding, would they be released from the mayor's control too?

Push up cautiously. I don't think you have to hurry: she is already dead after all.

Dont shoot until you see the whites of their...um eye socket glow. Wasting a round at this range would be a bad idea. Wait and see what it does.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)21:17 No. 754184 ID: d163e3
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You: “Tell me you saw that.”

Ramona: “I didn’t see anything up there, dear. I was down here the whole time. Sorry…”

You: “But you heard it, right?”

Ramona: “What, the footsteps?”

You: “No, the scream.”

Ramona: “Scream…?”

You:

You: “Ramona, do not fuck with me right now.”

Ramona: “Chuck! Language!”

You: “You heard it though, right?”

Ramona: “I didn’t hear any scream.”

Ramona: “Did the monster scream?”

You: “No, it was Lorraine. She appeared for a few seconds, shouted ‘Cletus’, screamed, then disappeared.”

Ramona: “Cletus? Her husband?”

You: “Yeah. Last time I saw her, she called me Cletus. She thought I was him.”

Ramona: “That’s… odd.”

a) “I’m going to go up to find that monster.”
b) “Can you take a look at that clipboard now?”
c) “Let’s try to call Lorraine.”

A.
Our Lofty friend might be gone for good chuck. Let's wait to call her out when there's not a horrifying monster on the loose. Tell Ramona to call the cops and let them know what's going while you give chase to this thing.

Welp. Looks like we'll need her to re manifest if we want to ask her anything.
We need to get a better view, 360 degree vision between the two of you. To the top of the roof!

>>754184
c

Actually going out there after the monster is an obviously terrible idea if it can get to the roof of the plath house that quickly.

Looking at or trying to use the clipboard is ALSO an obviously terrible and suicidal idea since being mesmerized by snake magic with monsters about cannot possibly end well.

Get back inside, lock everything, and see if you can get ahold of lorraine while ramona is there

>>754185
>>754186

Honest question here:
What exactly do you hope to accomplish by pursuing an apparently indestructible monster that is physically capable of getting to the roof of the plath mandion in the time it takes chuck to walk through it after he RAN back to the place whilw the monster was idly strolling?

Lock up and read the letters aloud.

C.
Gun does NOT stop monster. It inconveniences monster. We've seen this.

C and maybe B if you have time.

>>754184
Don't try to shoot the monster. It left.

I'd be up for either b or c. You should ask about Cletus, though. Ramona knows who he is, maybe he was an ancestor of yours?

>>754184
Take a breath and B+C
after you leveled your head, like dude we sound nutso right now

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)21:51 No. 754195 ID: d163e3
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You go with Ramona to lock the house’s many doors, including the sliding hatch to the roof. You return to the living room, where Ramona lights a fire in the grand fireplace. She goes to the kitchen and returns with a cup of what you now suspect is gin.

You: “I’m going to try to contact Lorraine.”

Ramona: “…how?”

You: “I have a letter her husband wrote her.”

Ramona: “Where on earth did you find that?!”

You:

You: “Don’t worry about… I’ll just”

You start to read the letter aloud.

Ramona: “Oh!!”

Ramona: “Goodness, it doesn’t really say that…”

You: “No it definitely does. Look.”

Ramona:

Ramona: “I see”

You finish the letter and look around the room. No signs of movement or outward ghostliness.

You: “Lorraine…?”

Ramona: “It… didn’t work, did it?”

Ramona: “Maybe if you… I don’t know… whisper it.”

You: “Whisper it…?”

Ramona: “You know, like you’re… saying it to your wife. Or something.”

Ramona: “I… just a thought.”

She takes a long drink from her cup and sits down on one of the two sofas. You read the letter again, but more quietly. Nothing.

>>754195
Flop to ground, take a deep breath.
"Ugh, whatever. Thing jumped off the roof, so it's probably lurking around outside somewhere. Might be wise to hunker down somewhere safe."

>>754195
hmm, maybe some method acting, wink wink?

If the demon did something to Lorain I doubt you'll be able to contact her, at least not right now. Even if you could it would likely only be possible outside on the roof.

I would ask about the Agates now. Maybe they would help in this situation?

"Maybe I should try flirting with her pretty descendant to see if it makes her jealous. I've heard ghosts need powerful emotions to manifest themselves."

At the very least we should try to whisper them to Ramona, maybe get her fire burning. I want to sex the dog-mom at LOT more before this is all over. She deserves it.

Sit down for a minute Chuck, it seems like you may need to sit and calm down and figure out what the fuck is going on at the moment.

>>754199
This seems like the next logical step.

Also, does Ramona have any reveyee on reserve? Maybe if we rub it all over ourselves it'll help?

>>754195
you are 100% supposed to do that on the roof, where she is.

Ask for some soup because when you looked at the clipboard you kinda zoned out and you want to make sure there aren't any lasting effects.

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)22:59 No. 754208 ID: d163e3
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You: “I bet a little method acting would help.”

You give her the eyebrows.

Ramona: “I’m afraid don’t know what you mean, dear.”

You: “Hold on, I see a smile. You little liar!”

Ramona: “Chuck…”

Ramona: “I…”

You hear footsteps on the roof again. Ramona looks up in fear, and you clutch your bat.

You: “Sounds like it’s back up there again.”

You: “Oh, and uh, do you know anything about Coxwette blue agate?”

Ramona: “Hm… yes. It’s a rare stone. A very beautiful one found only in Coxwette county.”

You: “Any idea why the snayor might want some of it?”

Ramona: “Snayor…?”

You: “Oh. Snake mayor. It’s a word I made up.”

Ramona: “Susanna asked for it?”

You: “Yeah, and she offered to pay dearly.”

Charlemagne 2016/10/20(Thu)22:59 No. 754209 ID: d163e3
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Ramona throws up the Mom Finger.

Ramona: “You must not let her have any!”

You: “Why?”

Ramona: “Well, because… this is hard to explain…”

Ramona: “Certain things can be… imbued with spells. I can’t do it, but… I know of it.”

Ramona: “A piece of cloth can be hexed, for example. But, if you can imagine it holding some kind of magic?”

Ramona: “A cloth would be like a shot glass. A piece of quartz might be like a bucket, and Coxwette blue agate is like… a lake.”

Suggestion 2016/10/20(Thu)23:09 No. 754210 ID: f0e552

>>754209
damn, now ramona is going to prevent us from getting snake anal!

welp, give up on anal.

>>754209
Huh. I wonder what she needs it for, then. (we should return the agate to the chest we got it from)

Eh. Does she want to mess with the clipboard now or after we get some sleep? It should be done with two people so that the one who's not looking can snap them out of it.

Okay, so we should probably hide those rocks somewhere other than on our person. Noted.

Damn. Then between the box we have and the others in the chest there's an ocean's worth.
Maybe one of the stones is already enchanted if we gave them all a closer inspection?

In the meantime though...

Ask Ramona if there would be any alternative way for the demon to get in, if so, barricade it, if not, have her inspect the clipboard.

We need to hide these rocks before the bedsheet monster takes them from us and heads off to the snayor with them.

I'm also getting the feeling she's watching us through the clipboard.

Yeah maybe give her the rock thing. For one the snayor is clearly up to some evil magic bullshit, but more importantly it might help you get back into dogmom's pants.

Oh, right, bring up the possibility of sabotaging an agate somehow.

Never give up on snanal!
We still don't know what she wants it for.
Well, if it's back on the roof, but still not inside...
Pull out the clipboard. Find out what the snake mayor wants. Why she sends a monster, and also this dude in a sheet, to follow you around Coxwette.

Wait can't we try calling the cops again

Last time the sheet demon just left, this time it's sticking around. The cops should be able to get it this time, right?

>>754209
"I see, so that's why she wanted it. Well, it's a good thing I never planned on giving it to her anyways. But do you want to know how badly she wants it? She was willing to let me fuck her ass. .....what? I only said I would give her the agate to let her think I'm only capable of thinking with my dick! I fully intended on talking to you first to see if the agate was something harmless to give her. And it's a good thing I talked to you first because now I'm definitely not going to give her the agate!"

>>754220
Please stuff spaghetti in your mouth instead of vomiting it out like this.

>>754218

You're right, because the snayor definitely didn't have any kind of control over the person we took the cliboard from and the clipboard definitely didn't fuck with chuck's perceptions or anything like that. That's definitely a good plan ever, and especially when monsters are around.

>>754222
Hey, we decided we'd bring it into the house. Calling the cops won't do much against ghosts. Who ya gonna call?

>>754223
The cops can in fact scare off the sheet demons, because guns scare them off, and cops have guns.

On the other hand, I don't think messing with the clipboard is that bad an idea. It didn't give the mayor any control over Chuck; heck, she couldn't even tell who was there for sure. What did happen was he got dazed and seemed to forget his surroundings and reacted to the mayor's questions honestly. The mayor can probably squeeze information out of whoever uses the clipboard, though.

>>754222
I don't think the monster is even an issue here since a second person nearby can pull the user of the clipboard out of the trance.

>>754224

Unless chuck get influenced and just overpowers ramona

Or ramona gets influenced in some way, which is exactly the sort of thing Susanna would love to get a shot at

Looking at the mindfuck paper is the dumbest thing anyone in this situation could possibly do. Chuck was apparently unable to stop himself from thinking through the page at her and got absolutely nothing back except what she chose to say to him, and that's basically what we'd be looking at as a BEST case scenario.

>>754209
This is the important part. Can items be mundanized? Or turned off? Sooner of later Lisa's going to want her clipboard back, and we should give her a fixed one, or a copy.

I guess we should rearm dogmom, but I'm keen to know why she thinks one bullet is enough. Scarcity? Or is she suicidal?

>>754225
>influenced
>implying full mind control through the clipboard
Yeah I think Ramona would know better than us if that were possible. The inability to avoid giving information to the mayor is an issue I agree with you on, but I really don't think looking at the clipboard is gonna result in someone going berserk.

There's another thing we could do:
Try giving the clipboard up. Maybe that's why the monster is sticking around this time.

Or we could call Susanna and tell her to call off the attack dog.

>>754209
she offered to stop using mind controll on the citizens

>>754240

No, only anal. Her last words when asked to repeat the terms. But Chuck (those playing at the time) hang on to that and forgot the rest. Very in character.

I guess you'll want to know about corrupting agate if you want to stay the course.

I'd vote against using the clipboard.

Ask Ramona if she knows how to tell if someone can use magic. Are there signs? Maybe we can use the agate against the mayor.

>>754214
This is a good point too actually. Let's hide the clipboard somewhere before we discuss anything else sensitive.

Ask her if there'd be a way to mess it up somehow. Like... put a hole in the bottom of the lake? Poison it?

Other questions: what is UP with Susanna? Like... what's her history? How long has she been mayor? When was the last time there was an election? Tell Ramona that she implied she had history with the Plaths, and ask if she'd mind you looking around the house to see if you can find any clues to that history. Susanna seems to be an authoritarian control freak with issues, and she has some freaky magical powers or something, but she doesn't seem to be just a monster, not like these others. She has... personality. Foibles. She can get flustered, distraught, amused. When you called her powers mind control she acted upset and tried to say it wasn't really. There's stuff that's important to her, that gets to her.

And that means she could be... persuaded. One way or another. If you can find the strings to pull. If you're willing to be a dick.

Which you are.

All the arguing about clip boards is well and good, but remember we do have a discussion thread and a monster on our tail. I suggest we make sure we're safe and then try to re-enact the the letter to summon out Lorraine, and hopefully get some answers about what the hell is going on

Oh yeah, Cletus probably had a different accent to you. And probably spoke different to how he wrote.

You gotta reads it right, Chuckie.

>>754209
anyway to contaminate it so it explodes in her face

>>754227

The last time chuck had black eyes it was when he was manipulated by the mayor and barely avoided it.

He had the black eyes from just GLANCING at the page.

>>754209
Ask her if there is any chance of you being able to taint and/or fuck with the agate to use it against the mayor, like a thing that reverses spells, or just a faulty magic thing that will backfire when she tries to use it.

>>Ask if there are ways to sabotage/ render useless the agate
I'm seeing two suggestions regarding sabotage.
So, that's mine. Because SNEKBOOTY

okay so giving the snake the agate is out.

shooting the monster is probably pointless

it's time to get ramona to open up to you and really tell you what is going on with the plaths and the mayor, and what's in the boudoir and what's behind that big locked door because things are about to come to a head. the situation is getting dire and there is no more reason to keep it from him because at this point chuck's ramona's best chance at thwarting the mayor's power anyway.

say: "ramona. the situation is looking pretty dire. i don't think we have a lot of time at this point. you've got to tell me everything you know about susanna and show me just what it is you're hiding in this house, because we don't have a lot of options at this point."

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)10:07 No. 754270 ID: d163e3
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You: “Is there anyway to sabotage the agate before I give it to the mayor?”

Ramona: “You have Coxwette blue agate?”

Ramona: “Where did you-”

Ramona:

Ramona: “Have you been snooping around the house?”

You sigh and nod. Ramona gives you a skillfully disappointed look, and your heart sinks.

You: “I’m sorry. Alright?”

You: “But maybe this is an opportunity to, you know, foil Susanna.”

Ramona: “I don’t know of a way to sabotage blue agate. It’s usable whether it’s ground, carved, crushed…”

You: “So, about this clipboard. The second page has the spell on it.”

Ramona: “I don’t know how a spellbound piece of paper could possibly be that strong.”

Ramona: “It doesn’t seem possible… at least based on what I know.”

Ramona: “Can I see it?”

You: “Is that really a smart thing to do.”

Ramona: “If I look at it and know what it is, I probably have a ward for it.”

Uh. Can you equip it before you look? Looking is what activates it.
Describe the sensations you felt, and advise her to not respond to anyone in there - or think too loud.

>>754270
Examine the edge. Is it paper? Or skin?

Also maybe we could just chuck the thing at the monster and it'd go away maybe.

First show the page from a distance without letting her touch it.

>>754270
"Did you eat that food today? Cause I mean, we're talking about letting her potentially into her head. You, yourself, the only person to know what's actually up with her besides me. And...Maybe Lisa? Probably Lisa."

>>754270

Well, if agate still has its properties when crushed, The second sheet of paper probably has ink made out of some ground-up magical substance.

It probably isn't the best idea to let Ramona see it, but does give some bit of indication what she may want the agate for.

Look, if she starts to zone out, we'll slap her or something.

Oh, yeah, and whoever is reading the clipboard shouldn't have the gun.

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)10:47 No. 754279 ID: d163e3
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You: “Do you still have any of that revvy stuff?”

Ramona goes to the kitchen and heats up some of the foul-smelling concoction from a pot in the refrigerator. She ladles it into a teacup and drinks all of it.

You: “Euuch… I can smell it from here. How can you drink that stuff?”

Ramona: “I am used to it, dear.”

Ramona: “And after giving birth, it’s… considerably harder to abuse the body.”

She sets down the cup and picks up the clipboard.

Ramona: “I should note, the effects this mixture are strongest within fifteen minutes of the draught.”

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)10:47 No. 754280 ID: d163e3
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Ramona lifts up the first page and takes a brief look before dropping it back down. She shudders and rests the clipboard on the side table next to her gin.

Ramona: “Blue ink.”

Ramona: “This was made with a very small amount of agate. Maybe the size of a grain of rice. There’s a rune on the page that cannot be seen with the naked eye unless you have been recently administered reveyee.”

You: “Wait, holy shit, really? A grain of rice?”

You: “I found like… three pebbles of it upstairs.”

Ramona: “That really should not go to the mayor.”

Ramona: “What did she offer you in return?”

"She offered to stop using her mind contr- carnal speaking or whatever."
Poker face, Chuck, poker face...

Thumbs up. "Anal."

Yikes, this is eleven shades of intense. Poor ghost-lady... did something happen to her out there?

Warn Ramona that looking at the clipboard will probably allow the snayor to have a peek at her mind... or whatever, or the snayor could have, y'know, by now done something to sever the connection or trap it or... who knows? You're not the expert here. It might also make her a target for monsters and weirdness.

But if she thinks she can handle that? Hell yeah; she's the next best thing to an expert we have on this occult bullshit that isn't the snayor. She's the only one we know of that could even begin to try to interpret what's up with this weird-ass clipboard.

>>754283

Disregard, too late.

>>754282
Can't decide between this and going full Spock with
"Snakebutt, ma'am."

>>754280

Hah! Anal. You dared her and she, well, seized the opportunity, right in front of her help, who she was in the process of mind-whammying so that she wouldn't listen to the actual conversation. Poor Lisa. She's also being run ragged around town checking up on... something? I can't imagine losing her clipboard is going to endear her to the snayor.

>magical writing, a pinch of gemstone, presto spells anyone seeing will be spellbound by

Man, the implications of that... anything around town could have had those runes tossed on them and you wouldn't know, unless you recently had a draught of revyee.

... does Ramona perchance have a thermos of the stuff you could keep on your person?

I wish we knew what was going on around here, people with memory issues, monsters, magic, mind contro- carnal speech or whatever it's called. There's pieces of something going on, but without a proper picture we're just as likely to mess everything up as to uncover it.

Chuck, if a grain of rice sized bit of agate can do that, imagine the snayor could do with a pebble, imagine fliers of that page of the clipboard.

Do not give it to the snayor even if snakebutt is appealing, she tried to mind control you for goodness sake (Which will mean you might have to regularly drink revvy so she doesn't do it to you again to get the agate).

Anal, basically.

I was just kinda fucking with her and she called my bluff.

>>754286
Revyee goes in gin.
Gin goes to Penny's
Town goes to Penny's
Town drinks Revyee.

Mind you, just thinking aloud here.
Sally really needs to be learning all this stuff.

>>754280
"She was going to let me fuck her ass. And before you judge, I suggested that to be my reward as a joke because she hates talking about sex and I wanted to mess with her. When she accepted my offer so easily, I knew something was up, so I just played along."

"I jokingly suggested anal sex, and she went for it."

>>754288
Yeah

"It was a little vague, actually. When she asked what I'd want, I did say "stop mind controlling people", buuuut I was also trying to annoy her by turning everything she said into a sex joke. Mostly about doing things to her butt. So I slipped that into my demands as well. Didn't expect her to agree. Don't worry, Ramona, I'm not gonna hand something like that to her to do as she likes. You think I want to get super double mind controlled or whatever she could do with those rocks? I can easily name five better butts in this town anyway, yours included. I figured I could get the promise to stop the mind control out of her, though, or something else worthwhile, if the agate wasn't so bad for her to have. If she could be trusted to hold to her word, which I don't know in the first place."

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)11:22 No. 754297 ID: d163e3
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You: “…sex”

Ramona crosses her arms.

You: “Uh. In the… butt.”

Ramona: [see image]

You grumble.

You: “I didn't expect her to agree with it!! Look, I know it’s probably the last thing you wanted to hear-”

Ramona shakes her head and waves her hand in your face.

Ramona: “It isn’t that, Chuck. If you are going to go against a Stark, you cannot be so easily seduced. Use your head.”

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)11:22 No. 754298 ID: d163e3
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You:

Ramona smacks you up alongside the head.

Ramona: “The one on your shoulders!”

You: “I know, I know…”

You: “I understand. You’re right.”

You: “I want to be prepared. Tomorrow’s going to be a big day, I think.”

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)11:22 No. 754299 ID: d163e3
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You: “Do you have a Thermos of that stuff I could carry around tomorrow?”

Ramona: “Yes. Yes, I can do that for you, but please promise you will give some to Sally.”

You: “Consider it done.”

You: “You know Mona I… heh, I kind of thought you were still mad at me.”

Ramona: “Chuck…”

Ramona: “A person’s heart will break many times in their life.”

Ramona: “Mine is almost over. I cannot hold petty grudges anymore.”

You cough into your hand and nod.

Ramona: “You gave me something I never thought I would have again.”

Ramona:

Ramona: “It’s been a long time since I have made anything other than reveyee. I am going to start looking over the old books again to see what else might be useful.”

Ramona: “It’s important to me that Sally learns these things before…”

You: “Right. I get it.”

Ramona: “Are you going to be able to sleep, dear?”

Will you be able to?

Maybe offer to snuggle with her

"Is that an offer?"

Waggle eyebrows aggressively.

>>754299
"...Some company would help."

>>754290
Think this plan has potential, should be suggested.

Staying out of the passion of the dogmom.

I have to wake up in the morning...
But I wouldn't mind some company.

I could be asking you the same thing. I did wake you up in the middle of the night after all. Maybe we can keep each other company tonight?

Yeah. Lightly, but that's probably for the best.

Should we stay in the same room? It might be better in case that thing finds a way inside.

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)12:41 No. 754310 ID: d163e3
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You: “Are you?”

Ramona:

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)12:41 No. 754311 ID: d163e3
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You: “Well, I had this idea…”

You: “Penny really wants some alcohol to serve at the café.”

You: “With all the gin you have-”

Ramona: “You know about the gin.”

You: “Well, yes, but-”

Ramona: “How are you getting into these rooms in the house?”

You: “I’m… kind of alright at picking locks.”

Ramona: “Chuck… you’re not a bad man, but didn’t your mother raise you better than that?”

You: “I don’t want to talk about it. I’m sorry, I’m sorry… but it’s out in the open. Can I tell you what I was thinking?”

Ramona agrees with a sigh, and you lean in closer to her ear.

You: “What if we offer reveyee as a mixer with the gin? That way, when Penny starts selling, everyone in town will get some.”

Ramona: “Assuming everyone in town will drink, and… well, given the taste, I don’t think it will sell well.”

You: “Trust me sweetcheeks, a little simple syrup and lemon juice will cover anything.”

Ramona: “I can’t concentrate if you talk like that.”

You: “Huh?”

Ramona: “Your, uh, bedroom voice.”

You: “Oh, you mean when I talk real low like this”

Ramona: “Nn… ok, ok, so everyone in town drinks reveyee. Then what? How am I supposed to make it that quickly?”

You: “The idea is that Susanna won’t be able to hypnotize people anymore.”

Ramona: “Has she been…?”

You: “I think so. How fast can you make it?”

Ramona: “Like I said before, it takes about twenty for hours. It has to macerate for about eighteen hours, then reduce for about six.”

You: “Maybe Sally can make another batch with you.”

Ramona smiles, and you hear her tail patting against the mattress behind her.

Ramona: “Well…”

Ramona: “Ok, maybe we can give this a try.”

You: “I didn’t think you’d be amenable!”

Ramona: “Normally I wouldn’t, but… I keep thinking…”

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)12:42 No. 754312 ID: d163e3
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Ramona: “How much this will piss off that bitch Stark”

>>754312
Trust me, it will piss her off. In fact, you should've seen the look on her face when she tried to use her trick on me and it failed. The look on her face was priceless!

That's the spirits!

>>754309
looks like something is gonna find it's way inside.

>>754312
T R E M E N D O U S L Y
Unimaginable amounts of rage.
Ramona, you shall experience the most divine schadenfreude.

Now that's the face of a trouble maker... I like it!

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)13:22 No. 754319 ID: d163e3
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You are not sure what is contributing more to your massive erection: your master plan, or the dog mom’s boobies. Despite all the warmth and comfort, you can’t really sleep. You’re excited about your plan, and you can still hear the footsteps on the roof every few minutes.

Use massive erection on dogmom.

>>754319
Can't sleep, huh? Too bad there's nothing else to do. All night.

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)14:05 No. 754327 ID: d163e3
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You and Ramona had been naked under the sheets for a while, so you didn’t have to say much to each other. You’re really going to town on those tits tonight for some reason. Maybe Sophie left some kind of tit deficit or something. Ramona seems very happy with this.





KLOK KLOK KLOK

You are distracted from the heavy knockers of the Plath Matron by the sound of the heavy knockers of the Plath Mansion.

Sally: “Mamaaaa!”

Sally: “The front door’s stuck or something!”

You: “Well… could’ve told you THAT was going to happen.”

Ramona: “She must have a sixth sense…”

>>754327
Good grief, go tell her not to open the door because of the monster.

Probably go let her in. This isn't a night to be stuck outside.

...wait, is she on the outside? What was she doing out so late?

The monster won't attack her obviously, she's after Chuck. ...which probably means Ramona should be the one to open the door.

>>754329
She was at Naz's, she's outside.

Before we open it, make sure it's really Sally and there aren't monsters nearby enough to dash in.

Go let her in with your dick out. Try to maintain the massive erection.

Grab the gun before we go get her, it might be a trick and/or we may need to be the hero.

>>754327

Hurry and move the chair to let her in before the monster does to her what it did to lorraine

WAIT, make sure it's really sally first.

it could be the monster pretending to be Sally to get you to open the door.

or sally could be mind-controlled by the evil bitch mayor.

brace for something awful! also put some pants on.

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)14:54 No. 754344 ID: d163e3
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You put on only pants, then take the gun and bat down to the living room. You remove the chair from the door, but put your weight against it.

You: “Sally?”

Sally: “Chuck? Can you open the door for me?”

How can you make sure that this is Sally?

...well I mean wouldn't you check her room first? Sally should be sleeping.

I guess you could ask what you two got up to in the attic.

>>754347
Sally was staying at Naz's tonight. Pay attention.

>>754344
Ask what she's doing out so late, I suppose. I don't think the monster would know if Sally was having a sleepover.

Alternatively, flirt.

>>754347
Sally was a Naz's house, so she wouldn't be upstairs sleeping. A "only something Sally would know" question does sound good though

"hold on, the door's stuck, give me just a minute, i'm going to have to get the key."

dash upstairs and try to see what's going on from a second story window.

Isn't there a window nearby that you can look through? Or can you not see the front door through any of them?

"If you're Sally, how many times you seen me naked?"

Snayor's guess will likely be well off the mark. And even if she can read pooch's mind, it'll take time.

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)15:29 No. 754361 ID: d163e3
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You quietly creep around the wing of the house, parting the curtains of one of the massive Norman windows looking out into the courtyard. What you see is nothing short of madness.

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)15:30 No. 754362 ID: d163e3
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There is someone at the front doors, black from head to toe. It has what looks like a large beak jutting from its face. The beak opens to speak, and Sally’s voice comes out.




Sally: “Helloooo?”

For fuck's sake. I say we shoot the fucking thing already, or call the police so they can shoot it.

I'd say shoot it, but you only have one bullet, and there's no guarantee you can kill it at range and in the dark.

Maybe... go back down and talk to it? If you know it's not Sally, maybe you can get some information from it?

tell ramona what's going on and ask her what to do.

Just open the door. It won't take you more than a moment to see if it's her and you'll have time to slam the door shut again. These dudes have a habit of standing there and doing nothing for several seconds.

Go and put the chair back in front of the door right now!

Okay.

We tell 'Sally' that Ramona has the key, so we have to wake her up.
Never mind if there's no key, because a fake wouldn't know.

Then we quietly call the cops.

Tell Ramona, call the police. For good measure try to get a gold of Naz or Sally if you can. Then play dumb and try to ply it for information.

This thing needs to die.
I don't think one bullet will do it though.

Gun is LAST RESORT. Gun does NOT stop monster, only inconveniences. Do NOT shoot.
Remember, she was staying at NAZ's place. We've never known these things to mimic speech.
Go to door, issue a challenge question. Better safe than shooting Sally.

>>754362
ask her/it hows its sleep over at "angela's" was knowing full well it was with naz.
its dark out and i can't tell if that's a beak or not. catch it in a lie

Charlemagne 2016/10/21(Fri)15:50 No. 754378 ID: d163e3
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You: “So Sally, how was your sleepover at Angela’s?”

Sally: “It was pleasant. Could you open the door, please? It is cold out here!”

You: “In a second. Your mom’s getting the key.”

Sally: “Thank you.”

You:

You: “So… yeah, the Bible has that stuff about bearing false witness and all that.”

You: “Pretty cool, huh.”

Sally doesn’t respond. Ramona is at the bottom of the stairs, and you motion to her to call the police. She rushes to the kitchen.

>>754374
The gun does not KILL the monster. It SCARES OFF the monster.

>>754378
Ask it what it is, and why it's trying to get at you.

>>754378
"Seriously, what the fuck are you?"

"So, sinner, what are you? Remember that thou shalt not lie."

>>754378
"Seriously, do you just want the clipboard back? I wasn't even gonna take it till Susanna got all spooky at me."

no, don't give away your position right away. keep it thinking that you believe it's sally. try to keep it there until the cops can show up!

tantalize it with invented details about sensual and sinful encounters that never happened. they seem to have a hangup about that.

>>754390
This person actually has the best idea.
Lewd talk it, rile it the fuck up.
Then shoot a glory hole in the door.

>>754391
he over played his hand with the bible talk, it probably went back to the roof or something

>>754378
"Man, where is Romona.

"So what did you guys do after I left?"

>>754383
I like this.

>>754413
good keep it simple

>>754383
This.

"Flock off feather face!"

Do the edgy hitman thing and shoot it through the door. Like that one scene from Breaking Bad.

Don't ruin the nice door that's keeping you safe.

Don't waste your goddamn bullet on the bulletproof monster.

Save it for putting in the back of Susanna's skull.

Tried asking if she had anyone else with her?

>>754484
No need, you've got a fully loaded six shooter cocked and ready for next time you see her.

>>754509
Did no one ever teach you not to stick your dick in crazy?

Seduce the monster

>>754510
But what if crazy was really hot

Does the door have a peep hole? If so just look through that before we start shooting off our ONLY Bullet.

What if this bird is actually just another resident of the town, and happens to like pulling pranks like Naz does? Though meeting such a person immediately after meeting such a demon would be an incredible coincidence.

>>754562
The last guy who tried doing that in a quest got stabbed in his netherlands.

Its a bad idea unless the monster has some kind of man-like intelligence/sapience.

>>754657
There's no need to insult Susanna's intelligence, now.

>>754684
Well, shit. Confused her with one of the creepy sheet monsters.

>>754383
It's not a lie if they don't know it's not true.

Charlemagne 2016/10/24(Mon)10:40 No. 755073 ID: d163e3
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You: “So that was pretty good sex we had, huh”

You: “You know. The pre-marital sodomy.”

There is no reply. Ramona looks out from the kitchen, giving you a thumbs up to indicate that she has called the police. You walk around the side to peak out the window again, and it looks like the monster has left.

Well, hopefully the police find it before it goes after someone else. Wonder if our other friend is still up on the roof top.

>>755080
Well, we ain't gonna go check! Outside isn't safe! So we're staying inside with Ramona!

I wonder if they haven't simply broken in through the window because they can't enter someone's home without permission.

Maybe get Ramona to call Angela's place. Just in case?

>>755073
That's disappointing, I was hoping to have it waiting right at the door when the cops arrived.

Anyway, sit tight until the cops arrive. Maybe ask Marona about Cletus. What was his last name? Did Lorraine ever have any kids?

This is both good and bad. The monster is leaving and the cops are on their way. However, what concerns me is what this means for Sally, do we know where she is or if she is safe?