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How to look like a god, in four easy steps:
First: Height! Organic beings start of small and get larger as they reach maturity. So, every organic intelligence has some memories of being tiny, and of having their lives controlled by larger versions of themselves, who have powers and knowledge they don't! Even once they're grown themselves, they keep a sort of instinctive sense that height equals power and authority. So, don't turn yourselves into huge giants, but make yourselves both taller than normal pomis. Mortals should be looking up at the gods!
Second: Physique! You want to both be well-proportioned, and to have nice equally balanced muscles all over. In your case, Glitcher, as the guy, you'll probably want to have some more emphasis of muscles around the torso, across your chest and back, your butt and your shoulders and arms. Maybe make your hands a little bigger than average. But don't neglect anything else! And while you should both clearly have some muscles, don't overemphasize them. In fact, you could probably both do with being a little chubby! Primitive societies associate being well-fed with wealth and power. Rulekeep probably a little more than you because in those groups often guys are more expandable than girls and are more likely to get sent out to do dangerous physical things. She may want to emphasize her chest, have a nice curve to her shoulders and long legs, and bump up her butt and hips a little, though they look pretty good already (Not sure why pomi femininity would be associated with wide hips, given that they lay small eggs. Both sexes would probably start off with somewhat big hips to anchor the tail better, and the butt would probably still be a sexual attraction target thing, so maybe it would have been emphasized by evolution just for that, like baboons only size instead of color). You want to both look strong and like you're nowhere near starving. Nice smooth shapes, no sagging or wrinkling. It would probably be a good idea to get feedback from each other! Your body will probably have come preloaded with a sense of what it's attracted to and Rulekeeper's what it's attracted to, so try out a few variations within the tall-strong-cushioned range and talk to each other about what seems to get a good reaction.
Third: Style! Theme! Gods are generally gods of something. So, you're the Chaos god and Rulekeeper is the Law god. You should look a little roguish, a little more wild and worn, maybe with rougher scales (so long as they still feel good to touch - get Rulekeeper to try it out), and maybe give yourself some cool scars. Give them a darker color, and maybe include some variation? Do pomi ever get patterns or patching on their scales? Well, if not, you're a god so maybe do that anyway. Keep your weird frill style but make it a bit longer. You'll dress in natural stuff, leathers and feathers and bones and shells and leaves, and give yourself whatever the pomi equivalent of tattoos are. As for Rulekeeper, being the Law goddess, she should be nicely smooth-scaled, and one color but something bright and warm, with a nice sheen so that she looks radiant. As opposed to you, she'll wear refined, manufactured things: woven cloth for her skirt and top, dyed and embroidered, and a bunch of jewellery made of refined precious metals and cut and polished gemstones, necklaces and bracelets and anklets and belly chain and frill piercings and things. Speaking of, her frills could probably do with being unusual as well, but in a nice lovely regal way, like a sort of headdress effect. In both cases you should both dress pretty skimpy. Gods have no need of protection, and nothing to be ashamed of!
Fourth: Tools. Gods and heroes in mythology always have weird magical items, usually otherwise normal things with cool powers, like a pot that always has more food in it, or a sandal that can move you ten thousand steps for every one you'd normally take, or a mirror that shows you other places. Mess around and see what you can come up with, and see if you can keep to the theme and the idea of you two being paired together. Like, for example, you could have a knife of obsidian that can cut anything, while Rulekeeper has a bottle of ointment or something that can heal or repair anything. And see if you can mess around with the sim settings to get yourselves your own servants, like some sorts of basic summons that don't need players inhabiting them? Tiki golems, or intelligent obedient animals, or magic monster teeth that grow into animate skeletons when you toss them on the ground.
Follow these instructions, and you can have the mortals worshipping you in no time!
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