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967250 No. 967250 ID: 443c89

These are dark days for the races known as "Lyluks", all across the world both leaders and common folk turn against them. They send any Lyluks they find to extermination camps.

Let us follow this one particular pilluk for a while, see if she can free her people. (Probably not...)
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No. 967251 ID: 443c89
File 158999545895.jpg - (218.65KB , 1600x1201 , Quest2cell.jpg )

:provicon: "Okay, this is your cell, no we don't clean them. If you have any complaints, shove it your ass. If you're good we'll have you in the oven within the hour. Don't cause any trouble."

:pillukicon: "O-or what!? You'll kill me twice?!"

:provicon: "I wish, instead we'll just make YOU wish you were dead twice over. Now don't make too much noise pest, I have war crimes to cover up."
No. 967252 ID: 443c89
File 158999611745.jpg - (208.71KB , 1600x1201 , Quest3.jpg )

The guard slams the door, leaving the poor pilluk alone, sobbing in her cell.

(Now is the time you should make your presence known to her)
No. 967257 ID: 210eed

Don't give up, Lyluk!
No. 967258 ID: 8768f8

Hide under the bed and yell "I found a way to escape!" then CQC the guard when he comes to check it out.
No. 967259 ID: 7a5c82

get on your back and spread 'em
No. 967260 ID: b91cff

Look under the piss-stained mattress! Anything could be under there.
No. 967261 ID: ed763f

Explain strange creature, what is a lyluk? Do you have arms? Maybe even opposable thumbs?
No. 967262 ID: f81110

sobbing on the floor isn't going to help you escape. Look under the matress, maybe one of the previous Lyluks left something there?
No. 967263 ID: f81110

Take a closer look at that poster on the wall
No. 967264 ID: 7a5c82

Haha you got caught! Shame you don't have awesome ninja skills like me~ *zoop*
No. 967265 ID: 32349a

sob not, young lyluk
think about nice things, like fluffy bunnies
No. 967266 ID: 3ffe16

Pull yourself together, doing nothing will won’t save you. Check under the mattress, also see if there’s anything behind the poster.
No. 967269 ID: 443c89
File 159000420032.jpg - (251.26KB , 1600x1201 , Quest2.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Gasp! Is really you? The ancestral LYLUK SPIRITS that I prayed for during the ride in the mobile gas chamber?"

"Oh no! You're not my ancestors come to guide me at all! You're..."

"... PERVERT SPIRITS getting off on my predicament! I'm DOOMED!"
No. 967270 ID: 443c89
File 159000422207.jpg - (195.62KB , 1600x1201 , Quest4.jpg )

:pillukicon:"Well, beggars can't choosers and some of you at least seem to get off on helping people so I'll take it where I can get it."
"Wow! You helpful spirits were right! Theres a book under the bed!"
No. 967271 ID: 443c89
File 159000423678.jpg - (204.46KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_5.jpg )

No. 967272 ID: 443c89
File 159000424509.jpg - (181.95KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_7.jpg )

:pillukicon:"Nothing in pillow or mattress"
No. 967273 ID: 443c89
File 159000427760.jpg - (212.93KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_8.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Whats CQC?"
"Please don't use letters, I don't know them."
No. 967274 ID: 443c89
File 159000429265.jpg - (238.32KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_9.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Wow, thats amazing! They just forced me to do that photo shoot and they already got posters of me edited and put up everywhere! Pilluk will be famous!"
"Lazy bastards just copypasted me there 4 times tho."
No. 967275 ID: 8768f8

Open the book at the bookmark and read some of it for useful info, if you know how to read.
No. 967276 ID: 443c89

:pillukwowicon: "Amazing! A real ninjaluk! Are you in here right now? I can't see you at all."

:pillukwowicon:"Fluffy sounds nice but I dunno what a bunny is. You're probably trying to trick me and they're huge fluffy monsters."
No. 967277 ID: 7a5c82

How could you? My ninja skills are too good!
Maybe i'm in the ceiling? Maybe i'm under the bed? Maybe i'm hiding with my eye closed in that dark spot by the door? You would never know...

PSYCHE!! I'm just outside your window. Haha!
Or am i?~ *dissapears into the shadows*
No. 967278 ID: 443c89
File 159000592293.jpg - (231.03KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_11.jpg )

:pillukicon: "I don't know how to read. I don't what a bookmark is since I've never read one in my life but is this it? Can you helpful spirits read it for me?"
No. 967279 ID: 443c89

:pillukwowicon: "Incredible! Your stealth skills are so sublime that you have phased out of reality and died instantly and permanently!"
"I would assume, not that I actually know where ninjaluks go when they disappear"
No. 967280 ID: 8768f8

Turn the pages until you find the same arrangements of symbols on the left page "1. be a lyluk", starting from the top line.
Then, stare at it for the educated spirits to see and understand more about Lyluks, and start looking for the symbol chains on the second line "2. slide through the door", right under the first line of symbols you looked for.
No. 967281 ID: b1b4f3

It says:
1, be a lyluk
2, slide through the door
3, whine
No. 967282 ID: 443c89
File 159000887058.jpg - (208.06KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_10_2.jpg )

:pillukwowicon: "There is something behind the poster!"
"Gasp! It couldn't be..."
No. 967283 ID: 443c89
File 159000890130.gif - (507.04KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_10_2.gif )

No. 967284 ID: 443c89
File 159000900096.jpg - (177.26KB , 1600x1201 , quest_10_3.jpg )

:pillukwowicon: "In amongst this other trash there a bottle of rare and valuable LYLUK PILLS!"
"Legend has it that if you eat enough of these then you'll go straight to heaven."
No. 967285 ID: 8768f8

Offer the guard a trunkful of those pills next time you interact with him
No. 967288 ID: 443c89
File 159000997141.jpg - (208.09KB , 1600x1201 , lyluk_and_pills.jpg )

:pillukicon: "If only it were that easy"

:pillukicon: "Instructions unclear, please give again in a way my tiny lyluk brain will understand."
No. 967289 ID: 7a5c82

Wait! what's that behind the lyluk pills?
No. 967290 ID: 443c89
File 159001039757.jpg - (150.54KB , 1600x1201 , zoom1.jpg )

:pillukicon: "No"
No. 967292 ID: 443c89
File 159001048386.jpg - (185.02KB , 1600x1201 , zoom2.jpg )

:pillukicon: "They're mine"
No. 967293 ID: 5b0071

You aren't in a position to overlook anything as 'trash' what else is there?
No. 967294 ID: a48785

not when lyluks are trash
No. 967295 ID: b1b4f3

Someone messed with the label. Peel off the part that says "lyluk pills"
No. 967296 ID: 443c89
File 159001492913.gif - (322.35KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_anim.gif )

No. 967297 ID: 443c89
File 159001557865.jpg - (365.41KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_trip.jpg )

:highluk: "Sowee, it ahhh, walluk eye"

:highluk: "Fuk u"

:highluk: "Nooooooooo, it say wywuk piwl wight?"
"I wah towd it say wywuk piwl"
No. 967298 ID: 443c89

(Done for this session folks, we were underprepared and need time to make more assets, hope you enjoyed)
No. 967382 ID: 7a5c82

Well, since it's not over yet...

Don't float to the ceiling, Pilluk!
No. 967478 ID: b91cff

Try climbing up the prianha plant, if you get there you can jump into the lightbulb!
No. 967485 ID: 443c89
File 159015951199.gif - (493.49KB , 1600x1201 , float.gif )

:highluk: "oops"
No. 967486 ID: 443c89
File 159015963429.png - (6.11KB , 435x433 , transition.png )

:highluk: "oki wook in wight"
No. 967487 ID: 443c89
File 159015968413.jpg - (134.76KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_lyluk_big.jpg )

:highluk: "I went throwgh"
No. 967491 ID: b91cff

oh no, try to see if you can escape from there...
No. 967492 ID: 82211c

Now talk to your elder. It will guide you through your vision quest.
No. 967493 ID: 7a5c82

.sitatinivid earev muut munger iuqesnoc murefitrom erarepusxe di ,mudarg mumitlu da metua cnuN .reup ,mugnol reti tnurenev tE
No. 967497 ID: 443c89

:highluk: "oki, I ask bigwuk"

:highluk: "Hi"
:eyebig: "Hello! How are you?"
:highluk: "How i weave?"
:eyebig: "Oh you don't have to worry about leaving, I'll handle that when you're ready. Do you understand >>967493?"
:highluk: "no..."
:eyebig: "Well then, what can I help you with?"
No. 967498 ID: b91cff

Pst, pilluk. That Galaxy Lyluk is saying "You've come a long way, youngling. To escape death you must achieve divinity" I believe. Ask them what's the deal with that.
No. 967501 ID: e67444

Take advantage of the lyluk pill high, and do some squats on top of bigluk's head to develop... STRONG LEG MUSCLES
They're sure to come in handy later
No. 967502 ID: 443c89
File 159016419435.gif - (242.85KB , 1600x1201 , exercises.gif )

:highluk: "Sowee, my knwes awe gone"

:eyebig: "HEY! NO! No cheating spirits allowed!"
:highluk: "What deaw wit dat?"
:eyebig: "God dammit, this was supposed to be journey of self improvement through struggle but you guys are ruining my plans!"
No. 967503 ID: 7a5c82

Not exactly a good plan when a lyluks life is already nothing but struggle.
It's a bit like filling a sun with light.
Or an avocado with green.
No. 967504 ID: 7a5c82

Do a somersault!
But be careful you don't get stuck in an eternal loop of spin!
No. 967506 ID: ed763f

Yeah well he's currently in a death camp, he may not have time for all that.
No. 967509 ID: 443c89
File 159017389564.gif - (289.48KB , 1600x1201 , spinluk.gif )

:highluk: "oopsy weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

:eyebig: "Thats exactly the point! What happens when you enough light to a sun or green to an avocado? A singularity! Thats the key!"

:eyebig: "Shush little spirit, boyluks are a myth"
No. 967510 ID: 7a5c82

BOY! I sure hope the guard doesn't come back while you're tripping out on lyluk pills!
No. 967513 ID: b91cff

Get under her, maybe there's something around her intimate parts?
No. 967522 ID: ed763f

Oh great, god who's pedantic. Honestly I'd take flowery prophesy that's so vague it's useless over this. You can't make an avocado singularity that's stupid, and now this thing has to suffer for it.
No. 967525 ID: 443c89

:eyebig: "Haha! You talk as if you are wise and cynical but you have never even tasted guacamole made from avocado singularities! What a pretentious and stupid spirit you are."

:eyebig: "Oh yes, as you happen to mention it..."

:eyebig: "All the more reason to send you back! NOW GO PILLUK!"
No. 967526 ID: 443c89
File 159018193119.gif - (328.61KB , 1600x1201 , Quest2.gif )

:provicon: "Hey wake up, it's time to go to the ovens. C'mon don't be dead, I'll have to do a bunch of paperwork."
No. 967527 ID: 443c89
File 159018193940.jpg - (199.02KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_lyluk_dead.jpg )

:provicon: "God dammit, why do we even bother with camps if all you have to do is leave them unsupervised and they kill themselves."
No. 967529 ID: 7a5c82

Hey, you. You're finally awake.

...you should probably check out the goods (they're called "goods" because they're good, obviously) that hole in the wall before the guard comes back.
No. 967531 ID: 443c89
File 159018308841.jpg - (197.76KB , 1600x1201 , lyluk_awake.jpg )

No. 967532 ID: ed763f

Girl, your subconscious hallucinations have fragile egos. Now take the label off, you might want to know what was in those pills.
No. 967536 ID: 443c89
File 159018379873.jpg - (159.11KB , 1600x1201 , shiv_found.jpg )

:pillukicon: "So first thing we have here is uh.... a magic wand."
No. 967537 ID: 443c89
File 159018380357.jpg - (159.49KB , 1600x1201 , lighter_found.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Next is oh, one of these fire things, hmm I guess it wasn't a lyluk in this cell before me since it is a fact that these are impossible for lyluks to use."
No. 967538 ID: 443c89
File 159018381880.jpg - (169.62KB , 1600x1201 , dice_found.jpg )

:pillukicon: "and last is... picture squares.

Looks like a pile of trash to me."
No. 967540 ID: e67444

Put ALL of those in your INVENTORY
A wise man once said, one's man TRASH is another man's TREASURE. You may need these later on.
No. 967541 ID: b1b4f3

Alright everything's collected, time to exit the room.
No. 967542 ID: b91cff

Take all that stuff, and go sneak through that door. Make as little sound as possible!
No. 967544 ID: 443c89
File 159018491959.jpg - (169.07KB , 1600x1201 , no_label.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Yes, doing this has made it very clear what goes into the creation of LYLUK PILLS. Thank you."
No. 967545 ID: 7a5c82

>Make as little sound as possible!
This is a lyluk, you might as well have said "Nothing can go wrong!"

That said, follow the voices's advice: Bring the items with you and get out of the room, but watch out for the guard while you do so.
Don't wanna get caught AGAIN now, do you?
No. 967546 ID: e67444

Sneaking tip: shuffle your legs in very smol steps, this will produce the least amount of sound because small steppy is quiet
No. 967547 ID: ed763f

not the- oh forget it. Just peek outside your cell before you run off and get caught.
No. 967548 ID: 443c89
File 159018644931.jpg - (207.34KB , 1600x1201 , lyluk_triumphant.jpg )

:pillukwowicon: "ʸᵉˢ ᴵ ᵈᶦᵈ ᶦᵗᵎ ᴵ ᵉˢᶜᵃᵖᵉᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵐʸ ᶜᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒʷ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ˡʸˡᵘᵏᵎ"
No. 967549 ID: 443c89

(Gonna end this session here, will continue in a day or 2)
No. 967597 ID: 8b270f

(your doing great!)
No. 967610 ID: 8768f8

Extend your lyluk neck and peek in nearby cells
No. 967671 ID: 443c89
File 159033289229.jpg - (138.22KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_cell_peep.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Okay, lets look into this cell next to me."
No. 967672 ID: 0e003c

Admire ART, then look out the window.
No. 967674 ID: 9d9c96

Try to unlock the cell? The more lyluks in our party, the merrier.
No. 967675 ID: 443c89
File 159033334671.jpg - (182.98KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_cell_pilluk_head.jpg )

:pillukicon: "I don' know what window you mean but I will certainly admire that beautiful LYLUK ART that this precious bitluk has made"
No. 967676 ID: 443c89
File 159033355089.gif - (275.59KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_cell_pilluk_cry.gif )

:pillukicon: "It's really uplifting to see this poor bitluk making cheerful art in the face of certain DOOM. Even in a dark place like this, even if she has no leg joints, even if she's a little retarded. S-shes just so STRONG! SHES GOT THE HEART OF A CHAMPION!"
No. 967678 ID: 443c89

:pillukicon: "The cell is locked but why don't you guys just, yknow, help her for a little while?"

(Do you want to play as bitluk?)
No. 967679 ID: cf6efa

(I would like to finish pilluk's escape first)

The bitluk will inspire you to keep going! Go through that corridor, maybe you can find a way out before the guard arrives.
No. 967680 ID: dcaebe

Sure, why not.

=o>~ Be Bitluk.
No. 967681 ID: 443c89

:pillukicon: "NO! Absolutely not! We're not leaving this precious bitluk alone in this dirty cell!"
:pillukicon: "Yes, this one has the right idea, Now go!"

(Tie breaking vote to the authors cause we didn't anticipate anyone not wanting to be a bitluk and thus didn't prepare for it at all)
No. 967683 ID: 443c89
File 159033506432.jpg - (171.64KB , 1600x1201 , Quest_bitluk.jpg )

(You are now bitluk. You have a box of crayons and an empty head. What do you do?)

:pillukicon: "On second thought maybe sending a bunch of pervert spirits to haunt a bitluk was a bad idea?"
No. 967684 ID: 9d9c96

Use BOX OF CRAYONS to draw a handle on the door, and use it to open it.
In the process shake Pilluk's trunk(?) as a greeting.
No. 967685 ID: cf6efa

Hello little bitluk, can you tell that big pilluk to give you a magic wand?
No. 967686 ID: dcaebe

Ask the nice-looking guest if she won't let you out.
Maybe if you ask VERY-SUPER-DUPER-NICELY she won't leave you alone like the guard did.
No. 967687 ID: dcaebe

>Recall your extensive bestiary on the different breeds of lyluks
No. 967689 ID: 094652

Bunt the door until it opens
No. 967690 ID: 443c89
File 159033677975.gif - (163.75KB , 1200x901 , lyluk_shake.gif )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk wisely shakes trunks with her savior first as thats the POLITE thing to do)
No. 967691 ID: 443c89
File 159033678774.jpg - (172.78KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_doorknob.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk draws a doorknob, though she can FIRMLY GRASP it, the door remains locked)
No. 967692 ID: 443c89
File 159033689788.jpg - (177.22KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_shiv_given.jpg )

:pillukicon: "Why of course little bitluk! Here is that magic wand, don't fireball yourself now."
No. 967693 ID: 443c89
File 159033752278.gif - (138.72KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_door.gif )

:pillukicon: "Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere until you're safe!"
:bitlukicon: (What part of empty head do you not understand?)
:bitlukicon: (It is a well known fact that all SHITTY LYLUKS have 0 strength)
No. 967694 ID: 9d9c96

Go an extra mile - draw a MAGIC KEY on top of the MAGIC WAND, draw a KEYHOLE on the door, and use the MAGIC KEY on KEYHOLE
No. 967697 ID: 443c89
File 159033976336.gif - (182.53KB , 1600x1201 , magic_key.gif )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk draws a key on the magic wand, but since the magic wand doesn't take on the shape of the key it doesn't fit in the doorknob. YOU CANNOT DRAW ON THIN AIR.)
No. 967698 ID: 8768f8

Ask nicely to the lyluk drawn on the wall to unlock the door by fiddling with the drawn keyhole with her tiny trunk
No. 967699 ID: 443c89
File 159034084684.jpg - (176.77KB , 1600x1201 , tiny_bitluk.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Unfortunately you do not have the power to create 2D LIFE and the lyluk drawing does not respond to bitluks request)
No. 967700 ID: 7dceaa

Is it a hole in the floor right there? Take a closer look
No. 967701 ID: 9d9c96

If there's no hole, draw a hole and make it lead out of the cell.
No. 967702 ID: 443c89
File 159034264140.jpg - (174.09KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_grate.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (It is a stinky SEWER GRATE. This would surely lead out of your cell if only you have some sort of THIN POINTED OBJECT to unscrew the screws holding it down...)
No. 967703 ID: 9d9c96

UNSCREW the SCREWS with magic wand
Hold breath and jump into STINKY HOLE
No. 967705 ID: 443c89
File 159034317408.jpg - (164.91KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_grate_open.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Genius! The grate is open and now we can go down)
No. 967706 ID: 443c89
File 159034323141.jpg - (103.42KB , 1600x1201 , hole.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Although there is a hole there, bitluk went and drew a hole anyway. Strangely the hole is solid, maybe she accidentally drew a SOLID BLACK DISK instead?)
No. 967707 ID: 443c89
File 159034333399.jpg - (162.51KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_tunnel_meanluk.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk hops down into the stinky SEWER. Theres someone else down here with her)
No. 967708 ID: 9d9c96

Politely greet the strange-looking lyluk and offer a trunkshake
Try not to look at her weird deformed trunk but look anyway
No. 967709 ID: 443c89
File 159034402054.gif - (394.26KB , 1200x901 , meanluk_run.gif )

:bitlukicon: (The strange lyluk is running away! Chase after her and POLITELY GREET her!)
No. 967710 ID: 443c89
File 159034408731.gif - (628.57KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_scare.gif )

No. 967711 ID: dcaebe

This whole place is INFESTED with shitty lyluks!!
I guess that's what happens when you gather any of them into one place. Kinda obvious in hindsight.
No. 967712 ID: 210eed

whenever you are scare or frigten

always rember happy day
No. 967713 ID: 9d9c96

No. 967714 ID: dcaebe

Whatever you do, don't start crying, DON'T START CRYING!!
No. 967715 ID: 443c89

(Thats it for today folks, see you next time)
No. 967716 ID: f9e403

Try to scare it back, bitluk!
No. 967800 ID: 132328

Shitty Lyluk Dis-thread when?
No. 967814 ID: c2edf6

No. 967815 ID: 8768f8

Draw a smile on her face so she gets happy instead of agressive
No. 967820 ID: 443c89

(Here you go) >>>/questdis/132952
No. 968036 ID: 443c89
File 159050957036.gif - (467.96KB , 1200x901 , bitluk_cry_run.gif )

:bitlukicon: (Abloobloobloo)
(It's too late for that. Bitluk is already running away)
No. 968037 ID: 443c89
File 159050973506.gif - (471.31KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_cry_ran_away.gif )

(What are you going to say to get bitluk back up on her feet?)
(err... stumps)
No. 968038 ID: cf6efa

Don't be scared, draw sometihng happy to feel better.
No. 968039 ID: 8768f8

She was just trying to say hello, go back and shake her trunk or she'll be sad
No. 968040 ID: f8b8bb

Hey, is that a light over there?
Maybe there's real sunshine over there!
No. 968041 ID: 443c89
File 159051197628.jpg - (155.23KB , 1600x1201 , bitluk_sad_clown.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk attempts to draw a HAPPY CLOWN but in her current state everything she draws is infected with BOTTOMLESS SADNESS)
(Bitluk is also now afraid of the clown she drew)
:bitlukicon: (That is not true. Bitluk as with all lyluks understands the SECRET INAUDIBLE LANGUAGE OF LYLUK and can assure you that the meanluk was insulting and threatening bitluk)
(Such as calling her stinky)
(and to go and stink up some other place)
No. 968042 ID: cf6efa

Can you use your tears for self-defence? Maybe throw tears at the meanluk to blind her, and run past her.
No. 968043 ID: a8f282

It's best to look at shiny things when you feel sad
Head down the hallway, looks like there's shiny light down there!
No. 968044 ID: 443c89
File 159051328046.jpg - (133.58KB , 1600x1201 , sewer_tunnel_light.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluk has 0 strength and is unable to shoot PRESSURIZED TEARS)
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk treks very slowly to the light)
No. 968047 ID: a8f282

try to whistle a cheery tune to lift up your mood, bitluk!
No. 968048 ID: 443c89
File 159051519087.jpg - (167.63KB , 1600x1201 , sewers_end.jpg )

:bitlukicon: (Bitluks BOTTOMLESS SADNESS infects her cheery tune! She begins to whistle komm susser tod)
(She makes it to the end of the hallway and finds the light is coming from a ladder shaft)
No. 968049 ID: 80a932

Can shitty lyluks even climb ladders? how will she hoist herself up more than one rung with her trunk?
No. 968050 ID: a8f282

Look into the barred DARK HOLE first, hopefully nothing scary in there!
No. 968051 ID: 8768f8

Use trunk power to climb ladder like snake
No. 968052 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (The hole is neither barred nor dark)
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk hasn't climbed anything before, not even a gently sloping hill. Without leg joints it will be hard to climb)
(Theres a noise coming from down the hall, sounds like...)
No. 968053 ID: 8768f8

roman boots?
No. 968054 ID: a8f282

that's the wrong hole!
No. 968055 ID: 80a932

Jump through the bars and into the dark hole
No. 968056 ID: cf6efa

draw wings on yourself and fly away
No. 968057 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (It's the only hole!)
No. 968058 ID: a8f282
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This THING, quick climb into it! Whatever it is
No. 968060 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (geronimoooooooo)
No. 968067 ID: 443c89
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No. 968068 ID: a8f282

Can bitluk swi-, no, float at least?
No. 968070 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (It is a well known fact that ALL LYLUKS FLOAT)
No. 968071 ID: 8768f8

Engage trunk rotation and motorboat into that canal
No. 968075 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (Lyluks have 0 strength and cannot spin their trunks anywhere near fast enough to become a motorboat)
(Oh no! Bitluk just realized she is floating on POO WATER and has begun to cry again!)
No. 968076 ID: cf6efa

try swimming into the sidewalk of the sewer. Walk to the light side of the tunnel
No. 968077 ID: 210eed

don't cry bitluk it's only mud

mud water is pure and exfoliating
No. 968078 ID: 8768f8

eat crayons. Their color will bring joy and courage to this lyluk
No. 968082 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (Bitluk swims over to the sidewalk)
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk cares not how exfoliating the mud is when is came from someones butt!)
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk refuses to eat her precious CRAYONS)
No. 968083 ID: cf6efa

do you see an exit? anywhere you can go now?
No. 968085 ID: 443c89
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:mysterynigga: "You're not going to get out that way. Once you're in this deep the only way back out is through the basement."

:bitlukicon: (Who is talking right now?)
No. 968086 ID: 443c89

(Another session done today, see you next time!)
No. 968164 ID: 12b116

It looks like there's a tunnel to the left and right. Why can't you go either of those ways?
No. 968167 ID: f8b8bb

That voice?? So beautiful!
In such a wretched place this voice could only belong to one creature...

A Begraluk!!!
No. 968485 ID: 443c89
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(Theres also a way towards the spirit camera from which we look upon the world and which is the direction the voice is coming from)
:bitlukicon: (A Begraluk?! Yes! Thats the only one it could belong to! A wise and beautif....)
(EW EEEEEWWWWWWWWW, What is that thing? That isn't a lyluk is it? I'm not related to that right?)
:fishlukcry: ...
No. 968486 ID: 8768f8

Greet that cutie and ask her why she's blushing. She definetly finds you nice!
No. 968487 ID: 44d902

My goodness, a fishluk!
maybe she can help you on your quest.
No. 968488 ID: 9537de

Go past it, I don't think those can speak or look, we better keep moving through.
No. 968491 ID: 443c89

:bitlukicon: (A fishluk? What is she doing on land?)
:fishluk: "I got stuck up here when the water level changed..."
:fishluk: "I can so speak! And tho I'm blind I can still help you! I know the way out of here, we need each other."
:fishluk: "I'm not b-blushing! This is just how my face is! And I don't think you're nice, the first thing you said to me was ew!"
No. 968495 ID: 8741d4

This is your fault for being mean to precious fishluk. Follow the fishluk to the basement and think about what you did.
No. 968496 ID: d237cc

Let's not forget our manners - try a trunkshake
Carefully, fishluk looks like it's about to die any moment
No. 968497 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (Yes! Surely a vigorous and POLITE TRUNKSHAKE will mend bitluks insults!)
:fishluk: "Ow"
No. 968499 ID: 44d902

No. 968508 ID: 443c89

:bitlukicon: (No! This is not lewd! When pilluk said you were pervert spirits I didn't think this is what she meant!)
:fishluk: "P-pervert spirits? Is that who we've been talking to?"
No. 968509 ID: 44d902

Focus! the fishluk said something about a way out. Ask how do you get through this "basement"?
No. 968510 ID: 443c89

:fishluk: "Yes, the pervert spirit is right. We should focus on getting out of here and I know the way! So all you have to do is pick me up and continue down the hallway until you see a whirlpool and then take a right. The uh, yeah it's somewhere to the right of the whirlpool."
"Please don't forget about me."
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk picks up fishluk and puts her in the LYLUK INVENTORY DIMENSION)
No. 968511 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (It is just as fishluk said but theres only 1 way to go)
No. 968514 ID: d237cc

Oh no, did the FISHLUK disappear from the INVENTORY?
No. 968515 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (Success! At the end of this tunnel there is one of those... upsy platform thingies)

(What ever do you mean kind suggester? Surely you can point to the post you think fishluk should be in but isnt right?)
No. 968516 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (Bitluk keeps pressing the button but nothing happens)
(The more she presses the MADDER she gets)
No. 968517 ID: d237cc

No. 968519 ID: 443c89
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No. 968520 ID: 7dceaa

You're pressing the wrong button little bitluk. Try the other one
No. 968521 ID: 9537de

Wait, before you go, do you see anything of use on those minecarts? The box things with wheels, I mean.
No. 968524 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (Oh... Thanks pervert spirits)
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk is TOO SHORT to look into the minecarts but just as she's about to walk away she hears a voice)
:mysterynigga: "Is....someone there?"
No. 968526 ID: 443c89
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:lylukghosts: "Is that a little bitluk we see?"
No. 968527 ID: 9537de

My fucking christ, they're ghost lyluks. What do they know about this place?
No. 968528 ID: 44d902

No. 968529 ID: 443c89

:lylukghosts: "No we are not zombies or ghoasts. Do not throw stones in glass houses spirits."
:lylukghosts: "We know only that this place is where our ashes where dumped, with no one to mourn our passing. The fate of all lyluks. Your fate... if you do not escape this place."
No. 968530 ID: 9537de

Well you heard them bitluk, better make haste before that stinking roman comes here.
No. 968532 ID: 443c89

:bitlukicon: (Okay, lets get out of here!)
:lylukghosts: (Wait! We have so much more to-)
No. 968533 ID: 443c89
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:bitlukicon: (The elevator music drowns out the lyluk ghosts and even improves bitluks mood a little!)
No. 968535 ID: 443c89
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(As soon as she leaves the elevator bitluk is confronted with a horrible sight)
No. 968536 ID: 9537de

Bitluk, what's that lever behind you?
No. 968540 ID: b1b4f3

Push him into the oven!
No. 968542 ID: 443c89

(I think we're done for this session folks, Thanks for playing)
No. 968556 ID: 44e6ed

bitluk, if you join forces with pilluk, can you two join your shitty auras to kill the guard?
No. 968563 ID: 15a025

Use your crayons to draw a hole where the guard stands.

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