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81580 No. 81580 ID: 754774

Only that person could possibly think a fairy dust necklace would be an appropriate birthday gift for a man called 'Euthanasia'.

The fairy ornament is shaped so poorly it looks like a pointy blob, and the plastic vial seems to contain blue glitter.

Cheap-ass.
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No. 90423 ID: 754774
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90423

>>90421
See? Right there.

What an idiot.
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No. 90424 ID: dbb783

>>90423
Follow him stealthily, this is a good time to see what he had been hiding from you.
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No. 90430 ID: 754774
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90430

>>90424
fuck

fuuuuuck

Walking for a damn hour. What is he even doing in an alleyway. I'm going to kick his ass. I should have brought my sneakers.

I'm going to make him massage my feet.
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No. 90431 ID: dbb783

>>90430
Stop whining and keep following!
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No. 90432 ID: 2dd482

>>90430
yes, massage your feet, then force him to lick them, and suck on your toes~
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No. 90433 ID: 632862

>>90430
Why are we even following the kid? It's obvious that this is some personal matter. Well, I guess it's our responsibility to also make sure that nothing bad happens, I suppose.
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No. 90435 ID: 754774
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90435

>>90431
Yeah, yeah, I k
>>90432
Shut up you are not a welcome voice
>>90433
Because I'm going to kick his little bitch ass for not telling me directly that he had somewhere to go.

Not just that. I wouldn't have followed him because of that. I know he's a brat.
But just after he was told about a trusting relationship. What a shithead. I am going to beat the shit out of his head.
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No. 90436 ID: dbb783

>>90435
He is going into some kind of door! After him!
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No. 90439 ID: 754774
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90439

>>90436
"Welcome. How may I take your order?"
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No. 90441 ID: 632862

>>90439
Ask what the options are.
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No. 90442 ID: dbb783

>>90439
Table for 1. Also look around for weapons.
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No. 90444 ID: 754774
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90444

>>90441
"'Beginner's Menu'. Yellow dots are company. Green dots are oral. Red dots are intercourse. Selection is mostly free today."

I think I'm in a whorehouse.

>>90442
It's just a room made of pavement with an entrance and a door to go further in.
And this creepy bitch.
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No. 90445 ID: dbb783

>>90444
What about the advanced menu? Anyway go for yellow.
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No. 90448 ID: 754774
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90448

>>90445
I'm not trying to investigate anything here.

The menu's pretty straight-forward.
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No. 90449 ID: dbb783

>>90448
How much money you got on you, E?
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No. 90450 ID: 2dd482

>>90448
ohhoho, who's that on the top left?
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No. 90452 ID: 2dd482

>>90448
also ask about the person who just came in, and if they occupied the bottom right.
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No. 90453 ID: 192956

>>90448
Unless you are in a dry spell and have the cash to spend I don't think you should purchase any of them umm company they have here.
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No. 90461 ID: 7139d7

Ok, do any of these whores look like Roscoe K. Cosgrove, Rebel with Girlhair or Rebel without Girlhair? If yes, pay for a, ahem, session with them. If not, interrogate Creepy Madam if she's seen Rebel and just where the hell are we? Try and be diplomatic, you know? We have no idea how strong this woman is, and appearing almost outta no where confuses me.
Suggestion, too: If she's seen Rebel, and he's in with a whore, tell her that it's a three some, we'll pay the difference, and walk in on that brat.
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No. 104765 ID: 632862

I would like to suggest that we request "Company" with the guy in the upper-left who seems to look exactly like Rebel.
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No. 111111 ID: 754774
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111111

>>90449
Ten thousand in my shoe. A made me carry it on my person at all times since I got lost in the desert that one time.

I think it ended up with my drunk and unconscious on top of a large cactus. Details are fuzzy. I remember it being a lot more fun than my job.

Why am I even an assassin anyways. Killing people is kind of shit work. I should quit and move to France and buy some high-class whores. Yeah, fuck you, grandpa.

>>104765
"So, the one in the upper-left-"
"Beta is occupied at this moment. He's not for sale today."
"Huh."

Why are these whores so expensive, anyways? I could get a life-sized doll with a realistic body and gentle facial features for less.

Actually, I did buy one already, but that isn't the point at hand.
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No. 111116 ID: 857c38

>>111111
Ask how much for the girl in front of you.
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No. 111119 ID: 632862

>>111111
Well we didn't come here for this anyway. Decline, say if you can't do anything with him then you'll just come back some other time.

First, ask why the bottom-right one is blacked out.
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No. 111122 ID: 8ecfd4

>>111111
Well fuck, none of the cheap hookers are female. Let's get out of here and then ambush our new partner and ask him What the fuck is going on.
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No. 111128 ID: 754774
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111128

>>111116
"So how much are you?"
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No. 111132 ID: 754774
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111132

>>111128
Hm.
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No. 111134 ID: 857c38

>>111132
...Jackpot. Say that you fell for her the moment you saw her.
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No. 111139 ID: 632862

Um, how old does she look? It'd be weird to be hitting on say... a 13 year old or something.
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No. 111142 ID: 6d4c58

>>111139
do this but in a flirtive manner
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No. 111146 ID: 8ecfd4

>>111132
Ask her if it's free if you can get her off.
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No. 111239 ID: 23bee4

I thought we were hot for Rebel?
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No. 111376 ID: 8ecfd4

>>111239
We're the orb. We're hot for pretty much anything with a pulse and probably a few things without one.
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No. 111806 ID: 8dc9d5

>>111376
After SlimeQuest, I'd say that "probably" is no longer a necessary adjective to that statement.
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No. 148137 ID: 887037
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148137

>>111134
>>111146
Do you know how to pick up women at all.

Think of it like a warning bell. If you come on strong, their warning bell will start ringing, and they'll become more conscious of you. Alternatively, if you only vaguely show interest, they'll be led in. She flirts back, it's free game.

Now, let me show my ma
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No. 148141 ID: 887037
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148141

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No. 148144 ID: f643d1

>>148141
Er, don't die and if possible wake up and show us your ma.
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No. 148145 ID: 934ef5

Oh dear. I hope that wasn't because of being flirty with the girl, that's way out of line. She didn't even say no.
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No. 148156 ID: b69168

>>148141

Uh, wake up, and prepare to have to beat some people up, possibly with your hands tied behind your back.
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No. 148158 ID: 887037
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148158

>>148145
Flirty with the what.
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No. 148159 ID: f643d1

>>148158
Soooo, where is Alpha?
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No. 148160 ID: 934ef5

>>148158
Oh it's not important, we were only trying to figure out what's going on anyways.

...So, what the hell's going on?
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No. 148188 ID: 8ecfd4

>>148158
Hey your new partner in crime just got knocked the fuck out in a whorehouse. Find him before his anal virginity is sold and he gets gangraped by sweaty turks.
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No. 151555 ID: 087a4c
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151555

>>148160
>>148188
What. You're a piece of crap. Moony's is better.

"Om, stop putting out your cigs on his back."
"Oh psh, like he notices."
"It scars, you retard."

Om attacked my associate because he didn't look rich enough. He's...new. We're waiting until he wakes up so Om can apologize and get punched in the face.

We are not a whorehouse, just so you know. Our business is to simulate dating. Did you not see the yellow dots?

"You're looking a bit hot and bothered over a necklace. Hey, are you a stalker, Beta? Not baaaad, lil bro."
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No. 151557 ID: 1ac39d

>>151555
but you had a green...
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No. 151561 ID: 087a4c
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151561

>>151557
What, like there's something wrong with k...kissing?

"Beta's a stalker~ stalker~ homo stalker~"
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No. 151595 ID: 19ecf1

just a note to you...

you do realize om took out a hardened agent... right?

OM might lose his face, so you may wanna supervise during the apology
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No. 151618 ID: 934ef5

>>151561
Kissing is fine, but when things reach the back of your throat... well, it's crossing a different line, all I'm saying.
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No. 151673 ID: 8ecfd4

>>151561
Om sounds like someone you should recruit for your new gang.

Hmmm, see if your workplace would be willing to hire you as protection.
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No. 151678 ID: 1ac39d

then what about reds? not many things 'intercourse' can mean...
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No. 151846 ID: 2dd482

>>151561
Beta? Rebel? What's your REAL name?

Also Euthanasia asked about your services~
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