>>85454
Pills? Bust in there in a heterosexual manner!

>>85454
Kick the door down!

Euthanasia 2009/12/03(Thu)19:55 No. 85482 ID: 754774
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>>85455
You have sexuality issues.

"What the hell are you doing?"
"Getting dressed, moron! Why are you busting in here?"

He's drooling a bit.

>>85482
Mumble about bottles and pills and blush.

>>85482
I'm not the one dreaming about sexing himself while someone else is in the room. Now, ask him about what the bottle sound was in a heterosexual manner.

Inform him that you are neither stupid nor deaf.

Euthanasia 2009/12/03(Thu)20:37 No. 85547 ID: 754774
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>>85497
"I could hear something other than clothes."
"I was putting a beer back in the fridge, brainless! I'm legal, I'm allowed to drink, aren't I?"

He could have just dropped a bead or something in his drink, but he looks like he hasn't slept all night. And he was drooling. I am trusting, but not stupid.

No matter what anyone says.

>>85547
Then let him know you're trusting but not stupid. He seems pretty easy to intimidate thus far.

>>85547
"If we are going to work together, I will need to know that I can trust you. Now, I am not stupid, and I know what a person who hasn't got a wink of sleep looks like. Now tell me the truth or I cannot trust you or what you say."

Euthanasia 2009/12/03(Thu)20:55 No. 85582 ID: 754774
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>>85555
>>85561
"I'm not stupid. This is a trust deal we've got on here, and you're obviously leaving out something."

He pauses.

"It's nothing important. If you're going to be like this, maybe I shouldn't help you at all."

>>85582
Apologize.

>>85582
Tell him you're worried about his health.

Euthanasia 2009/12/03(Thu)21:21 No. 85640 ID: 754774
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>>85585
>>85587
"Sorry. Just worried about your health."
"It...It'll be fine sooner or later."

God dammit he thinks I know something. I have to figure it out.

>>85640
Oh god, hug him.

To gain his trust! It's totally heterosexual.

>>85645
Lies!
>>85640
Tell him you should see someone about his problem. He might give away some info.

Euthanasia 2009/12/03(Thu)21:40 No. 85660 ID: 754774
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>>85645

>>85660
Now push away man! You can still stay straight!

Euthanasia 2009/12/03(Thu)21:53 No. 85672 ID: 754774
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>>85662
I like the female gender. He is currently the female gender. He isn't really putting a kink in my heterosexuality at the moment. I don't feel any attraction either way, but if you say s

dammit

>>85672
Well, what done is done. Let us head out and gather people.

>>85672
I have a feeling those were hormone replacement therapy pills.

Ask her what's wrong.

>8I
I go away for two posts, and suddenly we're apologizing for shit and hugging out of nowhere? I get that the kid is cute, but damn.

>>85672
Oh, and tell her she's a cute kid but she'd still damn well better be honest with you.

At some point, you might want to ask about her family.

Euthanasia 2009/12/03(Thu)23:02 No. 85736 ID: 754774
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>>85674
"So about the gang thing..."
"Oh...uh. Right. We can talk...?"
"In the kitchen."
"You're allowed in the kitchen?"

I wonder if it's a good idea to mention I spend most of my payments on this property.

>>85680
He went haywire being confronted with it. I'd rather wait for a more appropriate time. Like when he's drunk.

Euthanasia 2009/12/03(Thu)23:05 No. 85738 ID: 754774
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>>85736
As we went down, he was visibly nervous, but Rebel kind of tweaks out just standing in the kitchen.

"Is there any reason nobody is here?"
"Yeah, we can talk about that real quick."

>>85736
>spend
>continuous tense
Um, dude? I have a feeling you're getting shafted on this deal.

>>85765
It means he owns the building. Might no longer be staffed, he just... owns the damn building. Or maybe the kitchen just doesn't HAVE people at this time [no breakfast service]?

>>85768
I understand that, yes. But if he's continuously spending most of his income on the place... well, it ain't a good deal. His money is draining away. I hope he's at least building equity, but I don't know what the situation is. It sounds like he got talked into paying for a place his people could use. If he was making money off the place, it wouldn't be a problem, but it doesn't look like he is. The way his boys are flying with the cops, he wouldn't be ill-served just running it as it was designed, for the sake of privacy, he'd want to keep a good portion uninhabited, and I don't know how big this place is, though.

Euthanasia 2009/12/04(Fri)00:50 No. 85806 ID: 754774
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>>85765
>>85768
>>85785
It was my childhood dream to have a hotel to myself. You are not the first to point out how enormously inconvenient it is for me.
At least I do my own repairs and keep almost all of the building's lights off. The bills are large, but not awful.

People who come in still pay, of course. Still need someone to repair things like busted pipes. I considered a double life, but running around in an empty building is just as fun at 28 as it was when I was 7.

Everyone at HQ pretty much shares your opinion. They have obviously never strolled through an empty hallway in their underwear blaring Queen and swinging a beer bottle around. Occasionally while wearing sunglasses.

>>85806
Live the dream, E. Live the dream.

>>85806
Hmm. I would still recommend keeping just the top two levels for yourself, and using the rest of the building as intended. But if you're living the life and loving it, I can't argue with that.

But yeah, tell Rebel you don't keep servants except for special events.

Don't listen to these whiners, they lack imagination. If you're short on cash, turn a couple of floors into a gallery of weird outsider art and open it once a week or so.

Euthanasia 2009/12/08(Tue)17:57 No. 88637 ID: 754774
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>>85809
I only sleep on the bottom floor and keep everything else off, though that might be preferred for the whole 'gang leader' shebang.

Chances of death via falling out a window is higher too. I'd rather not go past the second floor.

>>85811
That would require me to buy weird art.

"So this is the guy I think we should start with. He's a politician's son. Roscoe K. Cosgrove."

Euthanasia 2009/12/08(Tue)18:01 No. 88638 ID: 754774
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>>88637
"Good god, if I blew on him, he would fall over. He looks 8 years old."
"He's 23. He tends to abuse his status and looks a whole lot."
"I hate him already."

>>88638
Where is this guy's usual haunt? And who is his father?

Euthanasia 2009/12/08(Tue)18:59 No. 88679 ID: 754774
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>>88654
"He runs business in some abandoned warehouse by the docks."
"I feel like I'm in an action movie. Do they have guns?"
"Yes."
"I'm in an action movie! So who is his father?"
"Bernan Cosgrove. All I know about him is he has influence, never bothered to look into what he actually does."
"You're just so helpful. So what's the plan?"
"...Drive over there, jump him, hijack gang?"
"Ugh."

Did he even really plan to start a gang at all?

>>88679
Force won't help you get a gang. You need to persuade them to join forces with you. Who knows? They might have something against LSA.

>>88637
>That would require me to buy weird art.
Or become friends with weird artists.

>>88638
>>88679
I do not understand who is saying what.

>>88815
Rebel:"He runs business in some abandoned warehouse by the docks."
E:"I feel like I'm in an action movie. Do they have guns?"
Rebel:"Yes."
E:"I'm in an action movie! So who is his father?"
Rebel:"Bernan Cosgrove. All I know about him is he has influence, never bothered to look into what he actually does."
E:"You're just so helpful. So what's the plan?"
Rebel:"...Drive over there, jump him, hijack gang?"
E:"Ugh."

Euthanasia 2009/12/08(Tue)21:12 No. 88849 ID: 754774
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>>88815
Considering I don't know anything and he does, it is safe to pay attention to the one giving the information and go back and forth.
It never occurred to me you might not have vocal distinction.
I'll try to supply it for you, as this may be important when in a crowd or interrogating.

>>88691
That is incredibly far fetched, but good a plan as any.
"I doubt he'll be doing anything in broad daylight, right? You did say he was a politician's son."
"Good point. Er...Why is there no one here again?"
"Two of the rooms are occupied, but...Well, I uh...take care of the building."
"Oh, neat. We can use this as a base, right?"
"Sure. Why not."

Having breakfast (or, by a quick glance at the clock, lunch) and reporting should be fine now.

"Can you excuse me for a second? Need to make a call."
"Sure. I'm the guest."

Euthanasia 2009/12/08(Tue)21:19 No. 88866 ID: 754774
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>>88849
Ring

I wonder if I should make a list of new things to buy. Car, cellph-

click

"Hey, you son of a bitch. Cute gift you got me."
"You like it?"
"It can't make its mind on whether it wants me to be gay or so heterosexual everything I touch turns into a pair of breasts, but otherwise helpful. Just giving a quick report call. LSA can't be shut down via take-out, so I'm assembling a gang to take it down by sweeping out anyone eligible to be leader."
"You want some Kiddies for your group?"
"If things don't go well. Anyways, I'm off to go have sex with someone twice as attractive as your wife who will actually enjoy the presence of my unclothed body."
"Don't you have a front garden to weed?"
"Things I can do another day, A. Talk to you later."

It's nice to have discussions that have the maturity of a pair of drunk college frat boys when you live like this.

Euthanasia 2009/12/08(Tue)21:20 No. 88867 ID: 754774
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>>88866
"Alright, so what do you want for breakffFUCK"

>>88867
Expertly delivered vulgarity-transition there. Ten out of ten.

>>88867
Look at the paper on the table.

Euthanasia 2009/12/08(Tue)21:34 No. 88884 ID: 754774
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>>88871
That little shit!

In goddamn off-pink crayon on the back of his printed collected information.
Really.

>>88884
Take a look at the rest of the information, you might find a clue or two.

Euthanasia 2009/12/08(Tue)21:57 No. 88901 ID: 754774
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>>88887
Just a list of previous offenses and what he deals in. Mostly drugs.

Oooh, SexBombs. Have to nab some of those. Makes most aphrodisiacs look like a cup of water.

>>88901
What. That's horrible. Do not do that.

>>88903
Well, unless you're gonna use them on yourself...

>>88901
Check you surveillance cameras? They might show where he left to. Either that or head to the docks.

Euthanasia 2009/12/11(Fri)22:39 No. 90421 ID: 754774
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>>88903
>>88904
What, they're just for self-use or sex enhancement. Who do you think I'd use them on? The kid? He'd break a goddamn bottle on my head.

>>88906
I was only on the phone for a minute. I can catch up with him.

Euthanasia 2009/12/11(Fri)22:41 No. 90423 ID: 754774
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>>90421
See? Right there.

What an idiot.

>>90423
Follow him stealthily, this is a good time to see what he had been hiding from you.

Euthanasia 2009/12/11(Fri)23:07 No. 90430 ID: 754774
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>>90424
fuck

fuuuuuck

Walking for a damn hour. What is he even doing in an alleyway. I'm going to kick his ass. I should have brought my sneakers.

I'm going to make him massage my feet.

>>90430
Stop whining and keep following!

>>90430
yes, massage your feet, then force him to lick them, and suck on your toes~

>>90430
Why are we even following the kid? It's obvious that this is some personal matter. Well, I guess it's our responsibility to also make sure that nothing bad happens, I suppose.

Euthanasia 2009/12/11(Fri)23:33 No. 90435 ID: 754774
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>>90431
Yeah, yeah, I k
>>90432
Shut up you are not a welcome voice
>>90433
Because I'm going to kick his little bitch ass for not telling me directly that he had somewhere to go.

Not just that. I wouldn't have followed him because of that. I know he's a brat.
But just after he was told about a trusting relationship. What a shithead. I am going to beat the shit out of his head.

>>90435
He is going into some kind of door! After him!

Euthanasia 2009/12/11(Fri)23:50 No. 90439 ID: 754774
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>>90436
"Welcome. How may I take your order?"

>>90439
Ask what the options are.

>>90439
Table for 1. Also look around for weapons.

Euthanasia 2009/12/12(Sat)00:12 No. 90444 ID: 754774
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>>90441
"'Beginner's Menu'. Yellow dots are company. Green dots are oral. Red dots are intercourse. Selection is mostly free today."

I think I'm in a whorehouse.

>>90442
It's just a room made of pavement with an entrance and a door to go further in.
And this creepy bitch.

>>90444
What about the advanced menu? Anyway go for yellow.

Euthanasia 2009/12/12(Sat)00:40 No. 90448 ID: 754774
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>>90445
I'm not trying to investigate anything here.

The menu's pretty straight-forward.

>>90448
How much money you got on you, E?

>>90448
ohhoho, who's that on the top left?

>>90448
also ask about the person who just came in, and if they occupied the bottom right.

>>90448
Unless you are in a dry spell and have the cash to spend I don't think you should purchase any of them umm company they have here.

Ok, do any of these whores look like Roscoe K. Cosgrove, Rebel with Girlhair or Rebel without Girlhair? If yes, pay for a, ahem, session with them. If not, interrogate Creepy Madam if she's seen Rebel and just where the hell are we? Try and be diplomatic, you know? We have no idea how strong this woman is, and appearing almost outta no where confuses me.
Suggestion, too: If she's seen Rebel, and he's in with a whore, tell her that it's a three some, we'll pay the difference, and walk in on that brat.

I would like to suggest that we request "Company" with the guy in the upper-left who seems to look exactly like Rebel.

Euthanasia 2010/01/14(Thu)23:37 No. 111111 ID: 754774
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>>90449
Ten thousand in my shoe. A made me carry it on my person at all times since I got lost in the desert that one time.

I think it ended up with my drunk and unconscious on top of a large cactus. Details are fuzzy. I remember it being a lot more fun than my job.

Why am I even an assassin anyways. Killing people is kind of shit work. I should quit and move to France and buy some high-class whores. Yeah, fuck you, grandpa.

>>104765
"So, the one in the upper-left-"
"Beta is occupied at this moment. He's not for sale today."
"Huh."

Why are these whores so expensive, anyways? I could get a life-sized doll with a realistic body and gentle facial features for less.

Actually, I did buy one already, but that isn't the point at hand.

>>111111
Ask how much for the girl in front of you.

>>111111
Well we didn't come here for this anyway. Decline, say if you can't do anything with him then you'll just come back some other time.

First, ask why the bottom-right one is blacked out.

>>111111
Well fuck, none of the cheap hookers are female. Let's get out of here and then ambush our new partner and ask him What the fuck is going on.

Euthanasia 2010/01/15(Fri)00:03 No. 111128 ID: 754774
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>>111116
"So how much are you?"

Euthanasia 2010/01/15(Fri)00:04 No. 111132 ID: 754774
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>>111128
Hm.

>>111132
...Jackpot. Say that you fell for her the moment you saw her.

Um, how old does she look? It'd be weird to be hitting on say... a 13 year old or something.

>>111139
do this but in a flirtive manner

>>111132
Ask her if it's free if you can get her off.

I thought we were hot for Rebel?

>>111239
We're the orb. We're hot for pretty much anything with a pulse and probably a few things without one.

>>111376
After SlimeQuest, I'd say that "probably" is no longer a necessary adjective to that statement.

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>>111134
>>111146
Do you know how to pick up women at all.

Think of it like a warning bell. If you come on strong, their warning bell will start ringing, and they'll become more conscious of you. Alternatively, if you only vaguely show interest, they'll be led in. She flirts back, it's free game.

Now, let me show my ma

>>148141
Er, don't die and if possible wake up and show us your ma.

Oh dear. I hope that wasn't because of being flirty with the girl, that's way out of line. She didn't even say no.

>>148141

Uh, wake up, and prepare to have to beat some people up, possibly with your hands tied behind your back.

Beta 2010/03/15(Mon)20:34 No. 148158 ID: 887037
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>>148145
Flirty with the what.

>>148158
Soooo, where is Alpha?

>>148158
Oh it's not important, we were only trying to figure out what's going on anyways.

...So, what the hell's going on?

>>148158
Hey your new partner in crime just got knocked the fuck out in a whorehouse. Find him before his anal virginity is sold and he gets gangraped by sweaty turks.

Beta 2010/03/24(Wed)18:40 No. 151555 ID: 087a4c
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>>148160
>>148188
What. You're a piece of crap. Moony's is better.

"Om, stop putting out your cigs on his back."
"Oh psh, like he notices."
"It scars, you retard."

Om attacked my associate because he didn't look rich enough. He's...new. We're waiting until he wakes up so Om can apologize and get punched in the face.

We are not a whorehouse, just so you know. Our business is to simulate dating. Did you not see the yellow dots?

"You're looking a bit hot and bothered over a necklace. Hey, are you a stalker, Beta? Not baaaad, lil bro."

>>151555
but you had a green...

Beta 2010/03/24(Wed)18:56 No. 151561 ID: 087a4c
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>>151557
What, like there's something wrong with k...kissing?

"Beta's a stalker~ stalker~ homo stalker~"

just a note to you...

you do realize om took out a hardened agent... right?

OM might lose his face, so you may wanna supervise during the apology

>>151561
Kissing is fine, but when things reach the back of your throat... well, it's crossing a different line, all I'm saying.

>>151561
Om sounds like someone you should recruit for your new gang.

Hmmm, see if your workplace would be willing to hire you as protection.

then what about reds? not many things 'intercourse' can mean...

>>151561
Beta? Rebel? What's your REAL name?

Also Euthanasia asked about your services~