Trout 2017/05/25(Thu)01:04 No. 804313 ID: 78866b
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>>804108

Gorri: "...What?"
Arila: "What? It's a good plan!"
Gorri: "No, it's not."
Arila: "They'd never expect it!"
Gorri: "I am not doing that."
Arila: "You're already wearing a thong! It's fine!"
Gorri: "No."

Trout 2017/05/25(Thu)01:04 No. 804315 ID: 78866b
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Opting instead to take a stealthy approach, the trio sidles up to the upper level of the town by way of convienent ladders, figuring that walking in through the front door is actually quite the opposite of the approach they want to take. Strangely enough, the town seems almost deserted save this big central structure, and sneaking right up to it is an easy task even for the brightly-colored 'bolds. On the second level they run into a guard, standing outside the demon-tower. The black-robed birdfolk holds a spear and stands directly in the upper-level entrance. He's doing a good job of being a guard!

With no way forward other than through, our adventurers will have to do something about this obstacle of a bird! But what? Soos has his fists, Gorri has her large halberd, and Arila has some pretty basic magic-- Nothing like a handy "silently kill anyone you want" spell. Magic is hard to do quietly as it is!"

Please include "dice 1d20" (without quotes) in the email field when you suggest, or it will not be counted! A result will be chosen randomly from the most popular suggestion!

rolled 8 = 8

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>>804315
Let the Rogue do a sneak attack!

>>804318
Wait it's two Fighters and a Mage. No Rogue.

Uh, well, I don't want to cheeze out my roll, so uh... how about Soos grabs the bird and tosses him off the ledge? With the element of surprise he should be able to do it, and an unarmed specialist should have grappling expertise, right?

rolled 20 = 20

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The village is deserted? Go ahead and burn the fucking building down.

rolled 16 = 16

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Grab it and pull its cloak over its head, then pin it down. Gracious view of its crotch please.

rolled 15 = 15

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Arila seduce the guard.

>>804321

No burning! We don't know if they have innocent sacrifices and stuff inside!

>>804320

Can bird-people fly or glide with their wings even though they're wearing cloaks? If so, throwing him off the ledge may not be the greatest idea...

>>804322

This seems sensible. Birdy can't yell out if he's being smothered by his own cloak.

>>804326
Roll or it doesn't count!

rolled 10 = 10

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>>804326
>>804327

Can do! Though I was only really offering input and support to other suggestions.

rolled 5 = 5

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Soos, use your fists to push him off the platform! It's genius!

>>804328
I think even support votes have to roll? Well, Trout can clarify when the action commences.

can't they just clime in through one of those conveniently placed windows they're hiding under? I mean they're large enough for them to hope through and if they are a bit to high off the ground they can just climb on top of each other's shoulders and then pull the last bold up and then sneak right into the building.

>>804315
have Gorri pull the classic 'long arm of the law' and flip this guy with a halberd

rolled 20 = 20

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>>804335
oops

dice 1d20
got to vote for the soos knockout strat

rolled 18 = 18

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>>804315
That's not a spear, there's no pointy end! That's just a stick!

>What do?
Fisty guy uses fists!

rolled 18 = 18

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>>804315

Soos: Choke a bitch out, Batman style

rolled 8 = 8

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Have Gorri Allyoop Soos at the guard for a mid air FAL-CONE PAUNCH!!!

rolled 14 = 14

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Fisty guy, fist their cloaca!

jump up behind the guard and choke them out.

rolled 10 = 10

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((Oops i put "roll 1d20" in the email field at first))

Either way, my vote is still to sneak up and choke the b*tch out.

Trout 2017/06/16(Fri)00:26 No. 808264 ID: bfb318
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>>804322
With the power of TEAMWORK, our party of adventurers quickly subdues their foe. Soos, with his lightning-fast movement, flips the bird's dark robe up and over their head and wings, and Gorri quickly pins the flowing garment into the wood of the deck long enough for Arila to tie it all up in a nice neat knot.

After an initial panic the bird assumes it's nighttime and quickly falls asleep.

Trout 2017/06/16(Fri)00:26 No. 808265 ID: bfb318
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With their entrance secured, the trio absconds into the cultish abode! Gorri is not the most stealthy of bolds, but it seems that this strange gathering of peepers was not expecting guests, and the circular hallways are nearly empty.

They find their way into the main area, and are met with a most terrible sight.


Several figures sit here along a grand, ornate table, dressed in fancy clothing, bound and gagged and tied to their chairs in front of empty plates. They look afraid! One birdfolk notices our heroes and attempts to peep at them through the gag. Thankfully it doesn't attract the attention of the

Trout 2017/06/16(Fri)00:26 No. 808266 ID: bfb318
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quite obviously a demon

standing right behind them, conversing with a cultist.

DEMON: "What do you MEAN you don't have duck liver?"
Cultist: "We-- we don't have it, my lord. I'm sorry. It's-- w=we're birds, you see--"
DEMON: "Bah!"
Cultist: "Maybe we can get a replacement?"
DEMON: "A replacement? A REPLACEMENT?! This foie gras is the CENTERPIECE of my EXQUISITE RITUAL and you have the gall to insist on a REPLACEMENT!"
Cultist: "I'm-- I'm sorry, my lord. I will find some duck liver immediately."
DEMON "You had better! Mortals. They don't know how to have a proper soiree."

That is absolutely a demon, and a very prim and proper one at that! This is going to be a challenge! How will our adventurers deal with this demonic difficulty?

Soos, disguise yourself as a duck liver. You other two, grab some robes and deliver the "duck liver" to the table, where the "duck liver" will deliver a right hook!

rolled 20 = 20

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>>808266
Approach and ask to join the dance party.

>>808266
I think if you got the duck liver first and sabotage it in some way it'll offend the demon enough he'll turn against the cultists!

wait, with how prim the demon is, surely being UNPRIM would drive them crazy!

Trout says: Only roll when prompted

So no rolling until further notice. Anyway..

Cover your weapons, then enter and explain that you're just some humble duck liver salesmen, who were brought here by the guards against their will. Tell him that your "wares" are ready to be inspected, if he wants to step outside..
Once he does so, backstabbing damage should be high.

Soos: Dad?!?!? What the hell are you doing here?

>>808295
Can this be true? Please?

>>808295

Seconded. Soos has found his long lost daddy

>>808295
Fourthed. I wonder if spontaneous clothing loss runs in the family.

>>808295
I also agree to this.

Come on guys, those two have nothing in common.
Different eyes
Different horns
Different ears
Even the skin is a different shade of red.

I think it would be too cheesy to have the first real enemy you encounter be someone's relative.

So your saying it's a bad idea.

...But we know it's a bad idea!

>>809498
Yeah, but I'm sure this demon has had sex with a few mortals before, meaning he's probably had lots of kids he don't know about. So je might actually believe the lie of "You're my father!" which will catch him off guard and let us sucker punch him!

It all relies on how dumb this guy is though.

>>809498

Trout 2017/06/24(Sat)17:41 No. 810154 ID: bfb318
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A sudden rush of memory floods Soos' mind and it all makes sense now. The hot summers of his youth-- In actuality, days spent in the pits of the underworld. The red river flowing by his childhood home-- A river of blood and fire. The large manor that he spent his days exploring? Owned by a very prim and proper demon. His always-absent father, the one that created him, for some unknown-- and perhaps forgotten-- evil plan.

He supposes it explains his wide array of non-kobold siblings.

Soos has unlocked a special ability!

Demon Blood: Once per day, deliver a devastating blow capable of sending an enemy flying.

Trout 2017/06/24(Sat)17:41 No. 810155 ID: bfb318
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Soos: "DAD?!"

Trout 2017/06/24(Sat)17:41 No. 810157 ID: bfb318
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soos' dadDEMON: "What? What are you-- Aha, more guests! Guards! Seize them!"

It seems that our heroes are going to have a fight on their hands! The demon's looking like he doesn't want to dirty his suit, but there's still three assailants they have to deal with! The situation's looking really sticky! And worse yet, the demon doesn't even recognize his own son! What's their plan of action?

Soos is already running distraction so now's a good time for Arila to start toasting motherfuckers

Gorri, capitalize on Soos' leeroy move and jab the first bitch that tries to break up the reunion

Soos, just knock down any idiot that gets between you and Papa Hellfire

Soos, Use your Demon Blood ability to deliver a Demon Hug that sends you and your father careening out of the ritual room.

rolled 9 = 9

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soos, use GLOMP

>>810158
Yeah, this.

>>810159
I 100% second that

Their plan should be to let Soos get captured, and observe what happens to him, waiting for the right moment to strike.

The demon should be attacked once he's in the middle of "extraction" technique when he's most vulnerable.

Grab Soos' tail and retreat, It's best not to fight in the same room as the demon. Your chance will increase if you lead the cultists away and take them out when you have more of an advantage.

Seize the guards