Suggestion 2016/07/16(Sat)21:02 No. 736343 ID: b70770
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"Excuse me! S-sorry! No, please move out of the-!"

Crash

That someone smashes through the window. For a moment they hang in the air, one hand protecting their head and the other clutching something precious.

Suggestion 2016/07/16(Sat)21:03 No. 736344 ID: b70770
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The person lands with a loud thump, denting the solid concrete and cracking the ground. They stand up, panting and still holding their prize

Geeze...
I think I lost them...

It's starting to get hot, though. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep going.

unzip to get better air circulation.

Suggestion 2016/07/16(Sat)21:06 No. 736346 ID: b70770
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At least you're okay, right?

She holds up a bundle of cloth. It's warm to the touch, unusually so.

>>736346
Yes?

What's inside?

>>736344
Your secret war isn't gonna stay secret for long if you leave evidence like broken windows and concrete craters! Step lightly there, you're supposed to be a cat!

Swap clothes, blend into the crowd.

>>736346
If it's too hot, simply pull the hoodie down. You don't have to take the whole jacket off.

Suggestion 2016/07/16(Sat)23:04 No. 736375 ID: b70770
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>>736350
Thank god! Without you this whole thing would have been pointless!

>>736351
Inside of you? Nothing. You are the prize.

>>736353
Ehehehe... Whoops. Sorry, but it was that or break my legs! I'm still working on how to fine tune this thing!

>>736357
>>736358
I can't do that. If I take this off then there's no way I could fight-

"Woof"

Ah... That.

A dog-like creature is in the alley with her, though not blocking the exit. It towers over her on it's hind legs and holds a wicked looking axe in it's hands.

A Sweater Puppy..!

Darn it... I didn't expect there to be so many of them... Our intel was completely wrong.

Should I try to stand my ground or just run?

Run! Our specialty is stealth, not combat...I think?

>>736375
Take it out at the feet! Without support sweater puppies are just sad and lifeless!

If it's cat V dog leg it, you have the dex advantage put it good use.

>>736375
ARE YOU MY MOMMY?

Don't fight with one hand occupied.

>>736375
That sweater puppy isn't living up to it's name. It doesn't have significant sweater puppies at all!

>Should I try to stand my ground or just run?
Fake it out. Make like you're standing your ground then run.

>>736375
Run! How can you fight with no weapons? Just take the hood off so you won't tire yourself out!

feint, make it swing and then knock it over while it's off balance, then leg it!

Suggestion 2016/07/16(Sat)23:23 No. 736386 ID: b70770
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>>736381
It's a puppy in a sweater.

>>736382
The hood is my weapon!

Ah, dang it!

You guys are right, I need to run!

She runs out of the alley, clutching the cargo tightly against her chest. As she runs she pulls off her hood. Immediately she feels some relief from the heat that had been building up throughout the mission but without the hood's powers her steps do not carry her quite as far.

These full body hoodies aren't meant to be used this long...

I think I lost him, though. Maybe I can go back into my civilian clothes and try to blend in.

Someone's dive-bombing you! Hood up, get ready to fight them off!

Watch out above you!

Dodge roll, bonus points if your hoods on at the end of the roll.

>>736386
PUT YOUR HOOD ON AGAIN,
YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET POUNCED!

Stuff the prize in your hoodie so your hands are free

>>736386
Your attacker is currently ballistic, and thus unable to dodge any retaliation.

Equip hoodie, engage headbutt attack.

Suggestion 2016/07/16(Sat)23:55 No. 736399 ID: b70770
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!!!

The girl looks up and sees the Sweater Puppy flying at her. She leaps out of the way, her hood sliding back onto her head at the same time.

The moment it covers a portion of her head she feels it's strength flowing into her limbs, making her move faster. But with it comes the stifling heat.


She manages to dodge just before the impact. The Sweater Puppy has put all of it's might into it's fist and destroys the street.

Geeze... If I hadn't moved...

This was supposed to be a simple thing.

She looks around, worried people might see.

But there's no one around. Not a single person is in the streets.

This is weird... Something feels off.

The Sweater Puppy stands back up and pulls out an axe that was hanging on it's back.

If I fight I'll have only one chance...
Or I can just go.

>>736399
Fight! Fight!

>>736399
Cats have claws, right? Use them you nyanderfully cute person!

use FRAY to make the sweater fall apart.

>>736399
Put that puppy down!

>>736399
You'll have to resort to throwing the imaginary ball. Remember, to sell it you need to make them wonder "whatsis?" and not let them see it so when you throw the nothing they chase it.

1/3 Suggestion 2016/07/17(Sun)01:03 No. 736408 ID: b70770
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....

O-oh! Right! Claws!

The Sweater Puppy charges at her, it's axe in hand. She brings her own hands up and wills the hoodie to summon it's claws. A small chunk of it's available fabric is used and metal claws, harder than steel, erupt from the paws. They block the axe with ease.

With a flick of her wrist she knocks the axe aside.

"Alright, puppy! You've been a bad boy!"

She slashes her claws across it. The metal in them was specifically made to tear apart the enhanced sweaters of the Sweater Puppies. Once the fabric is torn apart the sweater loses it's powers.

A small dog is revealed.

2/3 Suggestion 2016/07/17(Sun)01:07 No. 736409 ID: b70770
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Awwww! So cute!

Ah, no! Can't get distracted!

"Doggy!"

The puppy looks at her. She holds up an imaginary ball

"Go fetch!"

She throws it. The dog chases after it, oblivious to her clever ruse.

With a sigh the girl unzips her hoodie. It's powers turn off, the claws vanish, and the heat dissipates.

That was a close one. But you're safe now... The mission is done.

"Clara!" A voice booms from behind her.

3/3 Suggestion 2016/07/17(Sun)01:09 No. 736410 ID: b70770
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She turns and sees a woman standing atop a building. At either side of her is another Sweater Puppy.

"You..!"

"Your fight is over. Hand over the package and your hoodie and I'll let you go."

"N-never!"

"Never? You're surrounded."

More Sweater Puppies appear atop different buildings.

No people in the street.

It was a trap.

"Give up now and we'll let you leave. Fight and my dogs will tear you apart. You know your cause is not worth this."

>>736410
Cats have nine lives! If they kill you, you'll come back. Surely, you've got a trump card up your sleeves, cat? What was that warm cloth you were holding earlier?

>>736410
Put us in the hoodie and be sure to zip it up.

We'll do the fighting this time.

>>736410
Compliment her Nice pair of Sweater Puppies. She's real good at showing them off.

Oh, try and throw the blame of you by accusing us of controlling you, and that were the ones that refuse to surrender. The choice is out of your hands now.

Hrrrm...
So let's see if I got this straight-magic clothes are a thing.
This woman...Presumably is some sort of crazy dog lady except she figured out she can give them sweaters to make instant bodygaurds/enforcers.
You have-extra speed, and claws as a weapon, claws use a bit of your availible fabric.
They have, I'm guessing extra strength, and get those axes as weapons...
Can you fight this?...I don't like your odds.
But more importantly-is this woman trustworthy? Because if she's known to backstab people there's good odds of her just shanking you if you do disarm.

>>736410
Shout "Squirrel!" point, then run while the puppies are distracted. Claw the sweaters of any puppies in your way! Don't worry about the lady, boob windows are notoriously bad aerodynamically so they can't move quickly.

>She turns and sees a woman standing atop a building. At either side of her is another Sweater Puppy.
She's also go two directly in front!

>what do
...if we're so valuable, can you use us as a hostage? Threaten to destroy us in order to hold her at bay?

wear us! use the full power of the true hoodie!

>>736410
With how easily you fought off that one sweater puppy I bet you can break through their lines if you make a break for it immediately.

Distraction!

Lick yourself.

Nyah way! Fight!

>>736410
Do a fast-equip and wear us!

>>736410
Oh crap, she has huge sweater puppies! Run!

>>736410
[Equip hoodie via menu to skip equip animation]

Clara 2016/07/17(Sun)18:31 No. 736542 ID: b70770
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>>736425
They're not magic! It's a very technical thing! It's just super advanced and really hard to understand.

I mean, maybe the boss understands it but I sure don't.

And anyway! I can't trust her! She's the ENEMY! The leader of the Sweater Puppies!

>>736440
N-no! I can't!

>>736528
They're the biggest I've ever seen... It makes sense that her personal ones would be so huge.

>>736411
I don't think I can do that. And what I hold in my hands is a Hoodie. One of the last ones ever made by the greatest man ever.

"I won't give either of them up!"

"Oh?"

"Y-yeah! You're a bad person! And I won't give in to someone like you!"

She zips her hoodie back up and feels it's strength flowing into her.

"...." The woman raises a hand and gestures at Clara. "Get her."

Ah, crud...

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

>>736542

They're airborne! That means they can't change trajectory easily! Step back and charge up a big slash!

>>736542
You fool, you've doomed us both. Very well, fight with all your might! You will likely have your inferior hoodie damaged, then you will have no choice but to wear us.

Or maybe we can take matters into our own hands and force you to wear us!

>>736542
Wear us, and become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

>>736542
SWEATER PUPPIES CAN'T BEAT THE POWER OF A HOODIE
Attack them before you get dog piled!

>>736542
FOCUS! Become fast as a cat and shred them! HOODIE PRIDE CITY WIDE!

Do a zelda-style magic spin with dual claws? Hit every incoming sweater puppy at once!

That or stand still then jump strait up at the last moment so they all slam heads.

...or target the boss lady's sweater. When the sweater puppies in charge lose their sweater, the lackies will fall!

1/3 Clara 2016/07/17(Sun)19:04 No. 736563 ID: b70770
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>>736544
>>736543
Clara steps back, dodging several of the sweater puppies. Once they impact she flies forward, claws out, and slashes up several of their sweaters. The tiny pups that come out immediately run off.

More leap down at her. She takes a deep breath, then, focuses more of her cloth into her claws. The already long blades extend even further out. She waits for just the right moment, then, when they are about to impact, she twirls about. Her claws slash wildly all around her, making a bubble of blades that none of the sweater puppies can get past.

When she's done she's left immobile for a moment, panting heavily as her body works out the excess heat of the hoodie.

Should have brought an ice cream...

More Sweater Puppies appear.

Hrrm.
As tempting as just hitting the boss goes, especially since she might very well be only able to command those Sweater Puppies via her sweater...
I agree with the idea to back off before slashing, but here's something-from what I've seen, you're FASTER than those Sweater Puppies, and these are some of the biggest you've seen aye?
Do you know your way around the sewers? Potentially...You could use those to escape, taking advantage of tight corridors wherever possible to make your escape.
Alternatively, is there a nearby fire hydrant or has that technology been outdated? We might be able to use the way to foil the puppies and even the numbers game. Still probably gonna need to run like crap because I'm betting you could probably assassinate the boss lady if she couldn't stomp you in a fight.

2/3 Clara 2016/07/17(Sun)19:08 No. 736568 ID: b70770
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Okay...
I can do this.

I can do this!

I just need to clear some space and then I can make a run for it.

I'll have to use that.

She grabs her hoodie's strings and pulls them tight. The hood covers a large part of her face.

This is it!

There's a blast of steam. The Sweater Puppies pause in confusion and look back at their Master. She is simply staring down at Clara from above, her face expressionless.

Clara 2016/07/17(Sun)19:22 No. 736578 ID: b70770
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The change is nearly instantaneous. All excess cloth is forced into the paws of the hoodie, granting them immense might. She can feel energy flow into her legs. The hoodie focuses entirely on raw strength while still doing what is needed to keep her 'modest'.

The Sweater Puppies recover from their shock and move in to strike. She takes a leap back and swings one of her claws. The sweater puppies are all stripped of their sweaters and strewn about by the force of the blow. Direct contact wasn't even needed in this form.

Path is clear. I could run now.

She looks up at the leader. She has no one now.

But... She is without any support. In my powered up mode surely I could...

>>736578
Run! You're not powerful enough yet! Complete the mission!

>>736578
You have to run like the pussy you are!
Who knows what the keyhole sweater's powers are!

>>736578
Flee before you Overheat.

>>736578
Do not commit murder. If you can just de-sweater her. Are you skilled enough?

>>736578
Defeat you as you underestimate her? She's a leader for a reason. And, barring that, the more time you waste the greater chance she might have reinforcements.

Run, you fool.

If you have any assassins in your squad, now's the time. Otherwise, RUN.

>>736578
...where did you put us? I don't see us in your hands, and there's not a lot of clothes left you could have tucked us in. Unless we're in your...

>But... She is without any support. In my powered up mode surely I could...
She's got a sweater around her own puppies. You don't know how strong she is, and you're tired, weakened by a long pursuit and fight, while she's yet to exert herself.

Don't overexert yourself. Trying to take her down isn't worth the mission. Get out of here.

>>736578
Sadly the mission comes first. Time to retreat before more surprises show up.

Clara 2016/07/17(Sun)19:46 No. 736598 ID: b70770
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Y-yeah... You're right. Let's go.

She leaps up to the top of a building and begins running away.

Mission Complete. Just gotta get this back to the base and-

"Clara!"

Clara looks back and sees the leader is chasing her, keeping up with- No, perhaps going just a bit faster...

Crud!

"Give up the package! You don't even have to turn in your own hoodie! Hand over the package and I'll let you go!"

"Never!"

"Then your hoodie is mind."

How could she keep up!?

Ah, I can't lead her back to the base, if I do that-!

But I'm getting really hot.

>>736598
Throw the hoodie into the streets! Ideally onto a vehicle or something so it ends up in the hands of some random person who will eventually end up fighting the sweater lady!

>>736598
You can't rat out your fellow hoodlums by letting her know where you live! Yet you can't give up the hoodies either..

Go into HEAT MODE, it's the only way!

>But I'm getting really hot.
...can you configure the hoodie to cover even less skin than it does right now? You need the power boost to run, but you can't afford the fabric keeping in all the heat!

Sacrificing your modesty completely is a small price to complete the mission.

>>736602
Jumping onto the back of a truck or somewhere where she can't follow would work too, yeah.

Hrrm. So the problem is if you run, she'll catch you. And presumably, fighting her head-on is...unwise.
Here's what I'm thinking.
One, if applicable, conserve your cool/slow your heating up via slowing down. If your fastest can't keep you away from her, you should save your strength.
Your Hoodie is granting you impressive leg strength?
Make this chase vertical, jump up and down early and often.
And if she can keep up with you, through all that, try being sneaky, hiding, and then doubling back. This ends one of two ways.
One-you evade her.
Two-you hopefully end up in close quarters unexpectantly to you both, which HOPEFULLY should give you a shot at clawing her sweater and foiling it's powers before she gets to activate them.

>>736598
...What does the hoodie that you're holding do exactly? is it the same sort of hoodie thing you have on? because, if I know me genres right, that means its a super prototype that will win the war.

>>736598
Vent the steam from the excess heat for thrust. You might get a bit burned but you'll go much faster.

>>736598
Why does the sweater lady know your name anyway? Terrible at keeping your identity a secret?

>>736598
Quick! Switch to the package!

Smash part of the roof of a building and throw the debris at her. Break into a building and try to lose her that way, choose one with a manhole nearby on the street, and, if feasible, try for a larger one as well. Once inside the building race to the ground floor and leave towards the street, then jump into the manhole and race through the sewers to your base.

>>736598
Destroy the buildings behind you so that she can't follow.

>>736598

Jump onto a truck or crash into a convenience store, whichever is easier to find. Your ideal situation is to find something cold to cover yourself in to get cool and something to throw at sweater lady. Note, the frozen meat section at a grocery store will distract the dogs and possibly yield a giant, frozen salami you can duel her with.

1/3 Clara 2016/07/19(Tue)02:58 No. 736952 ID: b70770
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>>736604
I could do that, yeah. I can make it do just about anything I can think of, within reason. But the heat won't stop like that. I can make it all go into one of my paws but it would still generate heat all over my body. I'm sure there's some kinda scientific explanation for all of it but...

Yeah, you'd have to ask Boss about it.

But! You give me an idea!

Clara forces all the fabric into her legs. She's left with the bare amount of covering needed to still maintain the hoodie's basic form.

If I do this I can..!

She forces herself to go into overheat. A massive surge of power flows into her legs letting her make great leaps across the buildings.

The leader of the Sweater Puppies frowns and gives up the chase.

"Impressive..."

Clara 2016/07/19(Tue)03:04 No. 736953 ID: b70770
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It becomes too much.
Clara is getting close to blacking out.

As her consciousness fades she sees salvation.

"That's...!"

----

A man is inside his shop. All the residents of the city were told to clear the streets today so business has been slow. He'd considered just wrapping up for the day when something happened.

A screaming woman dressed in a weird outfit crashed through his window.

"ICE CREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!" She howled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" He replied.

Clara 2016/07/19(Tue)03:06 No. 736954 ID: b70770
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The woman wasted no time in springing to the nearest cold spot in the store. Tearing open a container, she found her prize. Immediately she began to devour the cold treats. With each bite her internal heat went further and further down. She could feel her body start to recover.

".... Uhm, miss.... You.... You have to pay for those... And the window..."

>>736954
Don't be poor, pay for it!

>>736954
Give him a justice voucher, redeemable when the city is saved

Give him a hoodiejob :3

>>736954
You know the rules; gas, grass, or ass.

You don't have gas or grass, sooooo.

I hope the dude has a hoodie fetish.

Careful you don't give yourself brainfreeze! Who knows how your hoodie would react to that kind of stress!?

1/3 Clara 2016/07/19(Tue)04:38 No. 736961 ID: b70770
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Ah, right. I don't really have any money on me.

I uh...

>>736956
"Good shopkeep, I do not have any money on me but the Hoodlums will never forget your generosity. One day, we will repay you."

"Right... Miss, you know that I can't really run a store on good faith, right?"

"You've helped me dearly. Helping someone while asking for nothing in return is good karma."

"Can karma repair my window?"

"Karma can do anything. It can repair windows, help you find that thing you lost-"

"Pay for ice cream?"

"Exactly. See, you get it. Now, thank you, but I must depart. I am on a very important mission."

2/3 Clara 2016/07/19(Tue)04:47 No. 736963 ID: b70770
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Clara thanks the shopkeep once more and runs off. He says something about money but Clara can't listen. Maybe it's the suit emboldening her but she just doesn't feel too bad about it.

Because right now she's on a mission.


-----

Clara races through the city, taking detours, going into tunnels, generally just making herself difficult to follow.

Soon she's back in The Hood.

"Boss!" She cries out. The leader of the Hoodlums looks at her. "I... I did it, boss. I got it..."

"Excellent. Come, show me."

Clara lays down the bundle of cloth. The boss unfolds it carefully. This would be their secret weapon to finally overthrow the Sweater Puppy menace.

".... Clara."

"Yes, Boss?"

"Clara... This is a snuggy. An electric snuggy."

"Wh-what!? B-b-but it was at the right spot!"

"... You've doomed us all."

---

Suggestion 2016/07/19(Tue)04:58 No. 736964 ID: b70770
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>>736963
----------------------------

What the crap...

This...
This is not what I ordered.

>>736964
That's definitely a hoodie.

>>736964
Try it on tho.

>>736964
Put the hoodie on, wearing nothing else and show yourself off in your mirror. Have run. Since its not what you ordered you're legally not required to pay for it or return it!

Try us...

Try usss...

>>736964
Your electric snuggy was deemed an inferior product, and as such we opted to replace it. Try us on, we guarantee you'll have nothing to complain about.

We aren't the clothing you need, but the one you deserve. Don us and embrace your destiny.

Maybe there's something inside. Scrap the hoodie and see if you can make something out of the materials.

Does it fit though?

may as well try it on.

Hail, hero. If you wish to know why we think of you as such...You will have to put us on. We will explain more then, and only then.

>>736964
What kind of hoodie is that anyways. Snek?

>>736964
WEAR US!

Wait, were voices directly talking through the snuggle and this sick ass hoodie?
That electric snuggle must be related to this hoodie if we can communicate through both of them.

AND THIS SICK HOODIE IS YOUR DESTINY, HYOOMAN.

Suggestion 2016/07/19(Tue)23:07 No. 737203 ID: b70770
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Huh. You talk?

...

...
...

The girl throws the hoodie into the trash.

Hey! No throwing us in the trash! We're a perfectly functional hoodie with possibly crazy powers.

what, are you saying nice warm clothes are too good for you?

>>737203
Oh, for the love of-- WE'LL GIVE YOU SUPER POWERS, DUMBASS!
Seriously! Who throws away a talking hoodie? Seriously!

SUCK OUR HOOD, YOU UNGRATEFUL 8!+(#

Your minion sliced her way through a dog pile for your meager shipment! Show her some respect!

Hoodie will remember that.
What's the matter, the fuzz too hot for ya?

>>737203
YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIT. YOU'RE JUST AS EVIL AS THE SWEATER PUPPIES.

>>737203
Jees lady, you realize mail order stuff can be returned for an exchange or refund if they get your order wrong right?

>>737203
I want to go back to the person we were somehow talking to before, through the electric snuggie.

Suggestion 2016/07/20(Wed)00:05 No. 737222 ID: b70770
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No, this... This isn't normal. Clothes shouldn't be talking to me. Or at all, to anyone. This is really weird.

Where is my snuggy?

>>737206
>>737204
Right...

I uh...

I think I'm supposed to call it in if I find anything likes this...

A hoodie, right?

Yeah, no.

I should just call the hounds.

This is probably illegal to even have.

>>737222
Just put us on! Have you ever wanted to cover your head while your wore something comfortable? Hats and sweaters are obsolete! We can give you advice!

>>737222
Weird thing to be worried about considering apparently you're part of some kinda resistance group?

Ugggghhhhh just try us on for Pete's sake. It's not like we can actually do anything to hurt you. At worst we bug you mentally but that's it.

Live a little, huh?

>>737222
Wear us. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

>>737224

Ignore that prior post, I misunderstood the situation

Look, just trust us. You wanna be a superhero or somethin' cool like that, right? We can DO THAT?

Or if nothing else we can just make your day easier. You gotta admit, having cool powers could probably help you out in daily tasks a ton.

>>737222
Too late, you're guilty just by having us. They'll assume you stole us.

The hounds will come for you.

So put us on and suck it up, because do you think you could hide us or get rid of us without being noticed? Nope. We'd take you down with us.

So, seriously, though, are we gonna lead her to try to get in touch with the actual resistance movement, or what?

What the hell did you tell your sister she was doing? She lured a @#$%ing army of those Sweaters!

You can't just throw the snuggy away, they'll still kill you! Find a way to recycle it, maybe you could make a scarf or cape out of this.

I actually have no idea if we're strictly illegal, but we're definitely a sought-after item. The Hoodlums were trying to steal us from the Sweater Puppies (or whatever their organization is called) because of some moral cause?

I'd advise giving us to the Hoodlums, honestly. They're likely to reward you.

>>737222
I'm sorry, I have no clue where your snuggy is. But look, you can use me to keep warm just for the day, then turn me in tomorrow.

Nobody has to know, and just that t-shirt alone can't be comfy.

Too late, chump. You call the Hounds, they'll just feed you and me both to the shredder. You're illegal now!

>>737222
Yea, calling the hounds is probably for the best.
It has only a 20% chance of them killing you "to be safe"
And the interrogaiton is nearly painless at times.
Well, you could also just toss us out and hope some hobo picks us up and its not your problem anymore.

>>737222
well since you can hear us I think we're bonded to you now... how do super hoodies work anyway now that I think about it?I know they can give you bull shit powers and can look kinda dumb at times but the bull shit powers more then make up for that.

Hell while asking questions we've heard of two groups, the sweeter puppies or something and some group of people who wear cat hoodies who's name is escaping me at the moment. What do you know about them?

Do you throw everyone who can talk in the trash? Rude.

Look, even if you don't want us, you should be putting us back in the box (not the trash) so you can return us after calling whoever you ordered from and informing them they shipped you the wrong thing. They'll get you your snuggie, probably at a discount for your trouble.

I think you should try us on, though. You lucked into a superior product!

>>737222
Doesn't matter whether you call the pups or not, they'll hound you just for knowing about it.

>>737222
It's so cold and we are so warm. You should wear us.

>>737222

At least give us to a good home, please, Ms. crazy cat lady. Goodwill is a thing you know~

Actually I do know where your snuggy is. As proof, you haven't said yet that its an electric snuggy. It got delivered to the Hoodlums in the Hood by mistake, and if you bring us to them I'm pretty sure they'd trade you for it and probably reward you extra for the trouble. You get your snuggy, we get a chance at a hero wielding us who has some FIGHTING SPIRIT instead of the whole I-just-want-to-be-normal thing, we all win.
Or you could throw us to the dogs and hope that you haven't "seen too much" and need to be silenced. That is also a thing you could do.

Suggestion 2016/07/20(Wed)23:06 No. 737408 ID: b70770
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Oh god, you're right... I already have you... If I call it in they'll know and...

Dammit.

I'm getting a refund.

So... You really are a hoodie?
I didn't know they spoke.

The bundle of cloth feels warm in her hands. Almost as though it's full of life. The contrast between the warm cloth and the chilled air become more obvious the longer she holds the hoodie.

I have to get rid of you somehow. I won't throw you away but... Donate you or something. Something that doesn't have any ties back to me...

But, before I do...

Since this is already illegal...

----

She tries on the hoodie. It's warmth spreads through her entire body and when she pulls the hood up she feels good. Better than she has in a long time. Like all the aches and pains of her worldly body melt away.

Wow...
Is this how it feels?

Why are these things illegal?

>>737408
And now we commence the fondling! It's for bonding I swear!

[FONDLE]

>>737408
Hahaha, just pull the hoodie strings and you'll be even more comfy!

>>737408

Oh no.~
There goes Tokyo. ~
Oh no Godzilla. ~
Doot-da-doot-da-doot. ~

Oh no Godzilla!

Something like that, I suppose.Then again, might have had something to do with the brain damage, can't remember whose, or the resulting lack of public hygiene. They have laws for that you know, so be sure to scrub yourself down every now and again, and hang us up for a steam bath. It's good for the fibers.

>>737408
Because, if you concentrate, you can use it as a weapon. Try focusing on the hoodie and guiding its material to your hands.

>>737408
Because..... comfy people are not productive?
I don't now, perhaps we have a garment label with additional informaiton?

[Activate Power Harvesting]

[Connect to Neural Uplink]

[Enhance knockers.]

[Inject HUD Nanites]

Suggestion 2016/07/21(Thu)00:10 No. 737422 ID: b70770
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>>737413
None of that sounds good. At all. I can see why you guys were made illegal.

>>737419
Hmm... I don't see any labels.

>>737415
She tries to imagine the cloth going to her hands. The hoodie seems to heat up a bit. At first it looks like nothing will happen, then, in an instant, the bottom part of the hoodie seems to retract as her hands are covered by cloth. The fabric seems to almost fuse to her skin as it bends and coils around her fingers. her hands seem to grow and wicked claws sprout from her fingers.

What!?

Suggestion 2016/07/21(Thu)00:10 No. 737423 ID: b70770
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>>737409
WHAT!?

Suggestion 2016/07/21(Thu)00:10 No. 737424 ID: b70770
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>>737420
WHAT!?!?

>>737424
It's perfectly pain-free and completely adjustable(by us, not you)! And the hoodie will strengthen you enough to make you feel flat-chested.

Now, get some pants on and head to work?

>>737424
Wow, what a chest! Now go even further so it just barely covers your breasts!

>>737424
[ENHANCE KNOCKERS]

>>737424
QUICK! DID YOUR TITS GET BIGGER OR JUST PADDED?

>>737424

Pectoral muscles are important when ripping and tearing. Wait, that's just fat... Damn it, protocol b2d501!

Also, you might not want to try taking us off while you have the pointy dinosaur claws. Might cause some meat damage along with the brain damage.

[Activate Neural Pacifier]

[Activate Audio Override: Oceans and Seagulls Track #4]

See, everything's fine. Just, fine... Now about the sharpened teeth.

>>737424
See? Look at how useful we are!

>>737424
Don't worry, we can reverse it. Probably.

[Enhance FlatJustice]

>>737424
Seems like we can shift arround the cloth lets test the limits.

[Engage fluffy snuggy mode]

Suggestion 2016/07/21(Thu)00:53 No. 737445 ID: b70770
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No!
No no no no no no no!

Oh god what is this!?

Why!?

She tries tugging the hoodie off but it feels almost like a second skin.

It's so heavy! Are these real!? I can't go out like this! I have class! Work!

She tries to pull with all her might.

Nooo! It's stuck!

>>737427
GAH!

She stumbles back trying to pull the thing off. She hits a window ledge. The added weight to her chest causes her to topple over.

Ah

OK, redistribute to increase body cover for protection!

>>737445
The hoodie can protect you from the sweater puppies, but not lethal falling damage. Good luck!

>>737445
Don't land on your head!
[enhance limbs]

>>737450
Don't land on your tits!
[ENHANCE KNOCKERS]

>>737445

[Decompress Air Bags]

[Reclaim excess material]

[Redistribution/ Type:Swift / Arm-Leg Membrane]

[Engage flight subroutines]

[Engage Audio Override: Flight of the Valkyries]

>>737451
Are you TRYING to get her killed?

[DEPLOY BUST PARACHUTE]

>>737445
people fall onto their asses, just like toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet. the only choice is
[ENHANCE BOOTY]

[Divert Mammary Material]

[Reroute to Wing Subroutine]

>>737445

[DE-ENHANCE KNOCKERS]

Suggestion 2016/07/21(Thu)02:03 No. 737465 ID: b70770
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This is how I die.

My body will be found, broken.

And with giant tits.

Fuck... I never returned that book.

BOOM

She lands with enough force that people around her are nearly knocked off of her feet.

The girl expects death, or at the very least the searing pain of a thousand broken bones.

Instead she feels... Nothing. Like she landed on a soft soft pillow.

When the dust clears she is sitting down on the floor. Her hoodie has once again changed form and is now padding the area that took the brunt of the impact.

All around her people are staring.

...
Maybe it would have been better if I had just died.

>>737465
How immodest! Take out all the witnesses, it's the only way to erase their memory!

>>737465
Okay now go back to your room and read the manual. You got a manual, right?

We must find this book and return it via hulk jumps.

>>737465
You have a hoodie, pull the cords, hide your face.

>>737471
Sounds like a plan. Hide your face!

Scare them off with ENORMOUS JAZZ HANDS.

>>737465
Well you have two options sweet cheeks. Pull the chords and hide your face, or take us off. Either way your life as you knew it is over, that little stunt probably drew the attention of at least one sweater, our, and now your, mortal enemies.

>Maybe it would have been better if I had just died.
That can be arranged.

[tighten the fabric around her neck slightly, not enough to hurt, but enough to be noticeable]

... Just kidding!

You are in a bit of a pickle now aren't you? You've just been seen in public wearing the highly illegal contraband after falling out the window of your own apartment. At the very least you'll have to get a new apartment, and you'll likely have to get a new identity as well. Do you know any good plastic surgeons? If not then I suppose it's a life of anti-government vigilante justice for you from now on, haha!

[conceal her face]

You best run away for now to minimize the number of people who end up seeing you.

>>737485
If we can rearrange her body mass so... generously, we can probably change her face easily.

>>737465
Take this as a demonstration of power. Falling off a building doesn't harm you, and through us, you have the ability to reconfigure your appearance on a whim.

Plus we're warm and snuggly.

It's win win!

Hrrm. Looks like we speciallize in defense possibly? Or we just tend to be good with it.
Either way, let's swap to [standard] mode and book it to a manhole cover and jump in.
What we do then, is wait.
An hour at the maximum, listening out for what's happening, and then we pop out of our hiding hole and and start moving around.

Deploy Identity Concealment!

Also, deploy arm cannons

Conceal your identity and run, not back to your apartment. We'll come back later when the attention dies down.

In the meantime, you need to find some clothing. Find a clothing donation bin and borrow some from it. You can take a long shower (and refill the bin) afterwards.

the only reason we can control what is happening is because you are afraid to TAKE control.

Seriously, the only reason were being goofballs is because you're not controlling it yourself. You could override us easily and be AWESOME. Powerful, fast, nigh-unstoppable.

You just have to want it.

Or we could just humiliate you some more. It's funny.

Of course, when you want to learn how to actually utilize and control the power you wield, you'll find that we can be entirely serious and extremely helpful. In fact, howsabout you teat that? Is there anything in particular that you wish to be better at?

>>737514
*test that

>>737465
[Enhance Knockers]

For distracting them of course. Nobody will look at your face if we do that.

Suggestion 2016/07/21(Thu)21:42 No. 737714 ID: b70770
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The girl stands up on her abnormally strong and thick legs. She prepares to just jump away when the fabric shifts again.

>>737497
Two massive cannons sprout from her arms. The feeling in her arms and fingers is lost, replaced by the sensation that she could pull a 'trigger' at any moment and fire a massive blast.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

"E-everyone run, I can't control this!"

No one runs.

Suggestion 2016/07/21(Thu)21:44 No. 737715 ID: b70770
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>>737514
Okay, right...

You're just clothing! I'm wearing you!
Not the other way around!

I just need to...

She wills everything to return to how it was. She feels the fabric moving to cover her body once again.

All the while the hoodie seems to resist her. She can feel it getting warmer.

Eventually it's back to it's normal size.

Okay...
Okay...

I did it...

>>737715
Everyone can still see you without your pants. I kind of prefer it to be honest!

>>737715
So uh, when's the last time you wore pants?

So WHAT are these things anyway? We just got black-box descriptions.

Hey that's interesting - changes we initiate don't seem to cause much overheating. Quite an improvement! Shame the control system's so erratic, huh?

>>737715
Congrats! Knew you had it in you.

Dunno about the pants situation, but nothing's actually SHOWING, so you're good for now.

Now let's blow this impromptu circus, get you somewhere without so many curious eyes, and maybe we can try a do-over on the whole introductions thing, right?

If you would allow me to try something...

[Temporary Action: Enhance Muscular Density, Enhance Neuromusculature Synapse Transmission Speed.]

Let's give you a taste of what we got under the hood. Just a taste, though.

Uhhh... You're still going to get arrested you know? You might want to go back to your room to grab some things, but after that you best gtfo unless solitary confinement is your idea of a good time.

>>737724
So if we work in harmony with her (doing what helps and/or what she wants) there's no cost. If we force her to force it, she'll gradually overheat.

Ava 2016/07/22(Fri)00:25 No. 737765 ID: b70770
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>>737717
Not too long ago! This is not my normal attire!

>>737716
NO!

>>737718
I don't know! I thought it was just a hoodie not some kinda weapon of destruction and-

>>737726
Hey... That... That feels kinda nice, actually. Like I could bench press a car.

>>737727
Oh man... Y-yeah... This is bad. I need to go lay low or something. I just hope no one saw-

"Citizen!"

A sweater puppy stands in the street. Attached to it's neck is a small device emitting a voice.

"!!! Y-yes?"

"I am Sweater Puppy Laela! I have received reports that someone with a hoodie has been spotted in the area. I am glad to have found you, citizen, as I am sure you didn't mean to receive this contraband. Right?"

"O-oh! No! Of course not! I literally just found this thing!"

"What is your name, citizen?"

"Ava."

"Alright, Ava. I'm going to have to ask that you remove the hoodie and place it on the ground in front of you. Then, with your hands raised, slowly back away."

"O-okay... I'm not in trouble, am I? Cause I didn't really mean to do any of this."

"Of course not, Ava. We know this isn't your fault. Now, please remove the hoodie."

"Okay... Cause I really don't want to be in trouble. I only have a year left before I get my de-"

"AVA, please remove the hoodie."

"Right!"

Ava tugs at the hoodie. It doesn't budge or unzip.

The heck?

She tries to pull it over her head but it's almost like it's fused to her.

"Why can't I..?"

"Ava, this is the last time I'm going to ask, please remove the hoodie."

"I-I'm trying! It won't come off!"

"... I see... One moment. ...... Ava?"

"Y-yes?"

"I need you to stand perfectly still, I'm going to cut it off."

>>737765
By cut it off, the puppy means decapitating you in one swing. It was nice knowing you!

>>737765
NO WAY. That'll kill us! Ava you cannot let this happen. I don't know what, exactly, is going on, but the Hoodlums are some kind of resistance group and the Sweater Puppies are the bad guys. So cooperate with us and do some good for your fellow man!

However you respond I think we should probably leave immediately.
[activate escape jets]

KILL THE PUPPY

Don't worry, they have auto-revive.

>>737769
Pretty sure we don't have those.

>>737769
PLEASE DODGE.

Look, we're pretty sure that'll kill us (and likely you), and also? We dunno why we're stuck to you, hate to admit it.

You, uh...hm.

You might wanna run for a bit. I mean...look, I'm HORRIBLY sorry about this, it was a mixup but we'll TRY to explain more later.

If you want to fight, all you have to do is destroy the puppy's sweater. Then it turns into a normal dog.

Hahaha! I guess we're going to be in this together for the long haul aren't we Ava? Now I'm not going to try to tell you that he's probably just going to kill you (even though he totally is), but I'd just like to ask you; how much do you trust your government?

OKAY we're in control for now.

Pull down hoodie and deploy WOOL (Wide-angle Optical OverLay) over eyes, disable External Camera and Speaker functions.

Deploy ROFL (Rotational Oscillation Forelimb Lengthener) copter and fly away. Soi-soi-soi!

>>737715
Good work, now divert fabric from the arms and mold it to some kind of kilt or trousers.

1/3 Ava 2016/07/22(Fri)05:16 No. 737799 ID: b70770
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Kill me!? WHAT!?

"N-no! Please don't do that! Really, I'm trying to take it off but just wait!"

"Can't do that, citizen. Don't worry, this won't cut you."

The Sweater Puppy lifts up it's axe.

She's telling the truth, right? I mean... She works for the government...

so, she wouldn't lie to me...

Right?

The Sweater Puppy brings the wicked looking blade down.

There is a blast of steam, hard enough to knock the Sweater Puppy back.

>>737769
The cloth once again shifts, becoming incredibly warm in the process.

"..........."

Ava 2016/07/22(Fri)05:17 No. 737800 ID: b70770
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Ava blasts off into the air, screaming as she does so and pleading.

"I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm not doing this, seriously don't get me in troubleeeeeeeeeee-!"

The Sweater Puppy stands still. It did not expect this.

Faraway a woman looks at her screen.

She thought this was a random Hoodlum but... None before have done -that-

"Interesting." She says.

Ava 2016/07/22(Fri)05:21 No. 737801 ID: b70770
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Ava lands with a thud, far away from the Sweater Puppy. Once again her landing causes no pain but she feels incredibly warm from it.

She grabs the zipper and starts tugging, but it does not relent.

Get off!

Get off of me!

I'm in trouble with the government now because of you!

I'm wanted, probably!

My parents would be so disappointed!

How do I take you off!?

>>737801
You know a finger trap works? The harder you try to take us off, the harder we bind you! Just relax.

Uh look, you should at least go and buy something else to wear first.

it's too late, even if you get us off they will assume you still have us in secret. only way to survive this is too beat everyone up until they leave you alone.

>>737801
I'm sorry, but I can't in good conscience allow you to go without clothing. it wouldn't be modest! No, I'm afraid I won't be unzipped or removed if it means a young lady going immodestly.

>>737801
I'd suggest pulling the hood back during downtime. To help you cool off.

Yeah, all hoodies I think build heat as they do stuff, so managing that heat is key...
And to be honest, we just want to make it to the other hoodlums. Once we're with them, the hope is that you can just be rid of us and go back to your life.
Our problem is being illegal contraband, we kinda don't have a choice with the whole 'Down with the Authority!' thing.

>>737801
Oh yeah, that heat you feel building up? That's from us doing stuff, if you don't manage it with like ice cream and shit, it'll kill you.

Just FYI.

>>737801

Ah, right... It was self-induced brain aneurysm! That was the source of the brain damage last time. At least I think it was... Anyway, you need to relax.

[Deploy Targeted, Cyclic Compression Cycles]

[Override Audio: Classical Melodies Track #2]

Now let's see. You are a criminal now, probably, and being hunted by a crazy cat keyhole sweater lady.

In terms of what we bring to the table, well, you may have noticed all of the crazy stuff you've done or allowed to happen to you in the last hour. Sure, you're kind of warm, but not nearly as warm as you should be at this point in another hoodie.

The moral of the story is, Lizard hoodie stronk and we will help you be stronk for as long as you keep us both away from strange molesty ladies. However, we probably do have some weakness, so it's worth asking: do you have any friends?

We don't know how to get off! We just don't want to die! You think that Doggy McHugeaxe wanted to hug us with that thing? You think we /like/ being persona non grata for no goddamned reason?

No, we're alive, and we don't want to die, and I'm pretty sure we don't want you to either. We need to find the Hoodlums. If we can get to them, they can probably get us off you and get you back to life as you know it or at least something close. I'd start by finding a good place to hide for now, and then we can maybe think of where they might be at.

>>737801

Yeah, really really sorry but we have no clue!
As for the earlier stuff, I mean...we're alive. We like life! We're...scared to risk losing it so suddenly.

Sorry if we've caused you a lot of trouble, though...ugh, okay, so. We don't know a whole lot, but we do know that there are two factions- the Hoodlums and the Sweater Puppies. The Hoodlums are fighting for something. Not just to cause chaos. We don't know what, specifically, they're fighting for, just that we're supposed to be a tool to help with that. I suspect that that organization knows of a way to get us off you.

As of now, with the way you're acting, I'd be willing to wager that they may not think of you as a sudden hardened vigilante. Find a way to get us to the Hoodlums, explain your situation, and hopefully they can get you off and out of this mess.

>>737801
Get us to the Hoodlums and we'll let you go.

It's too late, you're already a criminal, they were totally going to kill you back there, that things boss thought you were a hoodlum. You have two option as i see it either you join la resistance or you move to Siberia or something. How much territory does this government control?

>>737801
But if you take us off, we'll be taken away and killed like any old hoodie.
We don't deserve that.
Perhaps we can come to some sort of deal? Is there something you've always really wanted to do?

Ava 2016/07/24(Sun)14:42 No. 738446 ID: b70770
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Ava takes a deep breath then leans against the wall. She pulls down the hood of her newest bit of clothing. When she does the bit of warmth it has seems to leave it, making it as warm as a normal old hoodie.

I guess if you guys can talk and think... You could also not want to die. So... I get that.

Sorry, I guess.

But...

That was a member of the government.

And I just ran away from them.

I'm a fugitive now.

I wasn't a fugitive just a few minutes ago. I just wanted to finish college.

>>737822
Oh...

>>737817
>>737833
Okay, so...

The Hoodlums are real, fighting for something, and you guys belong to them...

And you want to go back?

Hey, if it means I can just go back to normal.

>>737804
But... Yeah... If I get rid of you I guess I'm still a fugitive anyway.

I'm a wanted man.

What would mom say?

Alright, so... What do I do now? I probably should find the hoodlums since I think they're less likely to take an axe to me.

But how do I even go about looking for them?

>>738446
Keep fighting against the sweater puppies! You need to train with us to become the best hoodie wearer that ever was!

take to the roof for a better view of the city. also don't worry about the puppies, someone with a lesser hoodie was able to take out several of them at once. so we should totally own them.

>>738446
If you can't avoid being a fugitive, then own it. Join the Hoodlums.

>But how do I even go about looking for them?
Honestly, they're probably looking for you. We made a pretty flashy exit, and I'm sure they'll have seen or heard about it before long.

...they know we produce heat, and they know you're new and inexperienced and used a lot of heat producing stuff in short order. They'll probably be watching places you can go to cool off. Ice cream parlors, industrial freezers, swimming pools. What's the nearest place to cool down in a hurry?

>I'm a fugitive now.
>I wasn't a fugitive just a few minutes ago. I just wanted to finish college.
Well, if it's any consolation, we were a fugitive the very first time we woke up. And we can't even walk without help!

>But... Yeah... If I get rid of you I guess I'm still a fugitive anyway.
You could probably get off light with community service or something if you turned informant and gave them everything you learned about us and the hoodlums before you got free? (I mean, all they've got you on now is resisting arrest and possession of contraband, neither of which you did of your own free will). I mean, we won't begrudge you going for an out, and we'll keep you away from the important secrets.

>What would mom say?
Could you call her and ask? Or is your Mom... sorry. Your family really isn't our business unless you want to talk about them.

Hrrm...
Okay.
So we know the Hoodlums are a resistance group.
The mission to reclaim us was likely a high-risk thing, only to be undertaken by the best.
Therefore, we need to figure out what low-risk moves from them would be and go there.

>>738446
Well...if it means anything, we're sorry, too.
Not a fan of the idea of bringing someone into this that didn't want it.

So... dunno if going to the rooftops would REALLY help, considering you're going to likely be spotted, but...have to think. Where would people who are all about hoodies stay? Some kinda factory? ...ugh. No clue. If you weren't super reluctant about it, then a feasible idea would be 'cause a ruckus, make The Hoodlums find you,' but...not even sure how you'd do THAT, let alone the fact that you wouldn't want to. The best suggestion, I think, would be to just...keep quiet. Keep out of sight for now. We're powerful, and if nothing else...we'll try to keep you safe. Promise.

>>738446
You need to go down to the Hood.

Now that I think on it, before we lost track of Clara, I think I recall her entering some tunnels? And yeah, the Hood's quite literally the name of the place where the Hoodlums hang out I think, if that name is at all familiar to you.

Ava 2016/07/27(Wed)15:54 No. 738946 ID: b70770
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>>738449
I don't really wanna fight anything, though. That's not what I do...

>>738451
I'm already on a roof.

>>738489
Who? And no, I've never really heard of the place.

I would imagine they wouldn't themselves that easy to find, you know.

Otherwise the government would have shut them down ages ago. But, I can kinda see why they'd wanna ban hoodies. It's been crazy...

And hot.

>>738461
I do know a place I could check. It's my favorite ice cream spot.

The girl stands up and looks around. From above she's able to regain her sense of direction.

...

I'll have to stay on the rooftops or something. I can't go down to the streets. At least not when I'm so far away.

I also still don't have any pants.

She pulls up the hood to her hoodie and makes her way across rooftops. Even without actively focusing the material on her legs she is able to easily leap over a dozen feet and land without issue.

She makes it above where the shop is easily.

She finds a nearby fire escape and climbs down til she's back on street level, in the alley.

As she turns the corner she sees her favorite shop appears to have been broken into. A woman with thick glasses stands in front of it.

"Ah! Ava!"

"... Me?"

"Yes, I was hoping you'd come here. It's me, Laela. We spoke earlier."

"O-oh! Uhm... I uh..."

"I understand you must be confused right now. Afraid, even. Don't worry, you are not in trouble. But if you wouldn't mind coming with me, the Sweater Puppies would like to have a few words with you. We want to help you, Ava."

"I didn't mean to run away."

"I'm sure you didn't. We reviewed the footage. We know you obtained this hoodie completely by mistake. If you come with me we can have this all sorted out in a few moments."

>>738946
I very much doubt that's the Sweater Puppy you encountered early, for starters there's a CAT cutout on the chest, and secondly she appears to be wearing something beneath the sweater.

So you should totally follow her.

We've got your back, Ava. Follow this strange woman with confidence!

>>738947
What are you talking about that's totally her.

>>738946
Tell her the hoodie wants some guarantee of its safety. No cutting this time, okay?

>>738949
Yeah, tell her we're not keen on getting cut up.

Yeah, I guess follow her. Also do not let her know we can talk to you, for the love of whatever you hold dear don't tell her that. Do let her know that the hoodie does have some form of self defense and will flee when it, or you are in danger.

follow but be ready for betrayal. hmmm...

[strengthen top/back of head and areas of heart]

>>738946
I'm mighty suspicious of this sweater wearing girl! Be on your guard, Ava!

Ask her why Sweater Puppies put dogs in the turtleneck collars and pretend they're the cops.

>If you come with me we can have this all sorted out in a few moments.
Could you ask her what she plans on doing with us if you go with her? Again, we'd like to help you stay out of trouble, but we kind of don't want to be killed, or unraveled, or anything like that.

>But if you wouldn't mind coming with me, the Sweater Puppies would like to have a few words with you.
Is there a reason we can't have a few words in a public space?

Alright quick question:
Hoodies or Sweaters, which do you think is better?
Or would you perfer that snuggie you never managed to get?

>>738973
> Is there a reason we can't have a few words in a public space?

This. And keep an eye out for anyone sneaking up on you during the conversation.

>>738946
> I also still don't have any pants.

We can fix that, to make you more comfortable.

The bottom edges of the hoodie, in the front center and back center, join together like a leotard.

>>738946
You also know this hoodie is alive with a mind of its own, right Layla?
It also is holding me hostage pretty much, so do you have a means to deal with that? Because I want nothing more than to get rid of it, but it's making me a meat puppet. Just earlier it molested me eveN, I'm afraid of what it might do if angered.

>>738946

I think creepy lady has it bad for us, also probably you. Anyway, she's super creepy, probably not with the police, and taking you away to mole- err, interrogate you.

Still, better the devil you know, and this is a chance to get to know at least one devil. Just, hold onto your butt and don't let her stick anything in there. Also, try not to think about ducks.

Go with her. Best case, she's a double agent for the Hoodlums. Worst case, you learn a valuable lesson about trusting the Puppies.

>>738946
What she needs now is plausible deniability.

Can we produce sounds? If we tell her off and assume control that makes our host look like a victim of The Enemy.

Burst into relieved tears.

>>738946
NO! DO NOT GIVE IN! FIGHT THE GOVERNMENT! SUMMON ALL THE POWER OF YOUR HOODIE AND MOTORBOAT THAT DAUGHTER OF A BITCH!

>>738946
Its clearly not the same puppy. But go with her anyways.

Ava 2016/08/02(Tue)01:49 No. 740125 ID: b70770
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"Uh... Yeah, sure. Okay... But uhm... I'm really not going to be in trouble or anything?"

"As I said you are perfectly fine. We are only interested in the hoodie."

"Yeah, no. You can have it. But, uhm... I'm not in control of it or anything. So, you won't hurt it or anything, right? Cause I think it'll freak out if you do that."

"No, of course not. I have a completely painless way of getting it off of you."

"Alright... What is that way?"

"It is an item that increases the heat of a hoodie user by a lot. Rather than letting the wearer die, hoodies are programmed to turn off. So, we simply have to heat you up and it should slip right off."

"Ah, okay... So, painless."

"You'll be a bit warm but that should be it."

".... I uh... Don't have any pants on."

"We can fix that. Now, come with me."

She starts walking away. Ava follows her.

Alright... She seems trustworthy enough.

I... I'm sorry guys. I'm not the leader to some revolution or anything like that.

I just want to go back to normal.

But she won't hurt you or anything

So, you'll-

Ava is suddenly slammed against a wall by a massive hand. It's fingers dig into the wall, creating a seal as hard as iron.

The arm is attached to Laela, whose sweater seems to have created the hand.

"W-what are you-!?"

"I'm sorry I lied to you Ava but with a sentient hoodie... You have to watch what you say."

"Let go of me!"

"I'm afraid I can't do that. If I do that hoodie can change into anything and I'll lose you. I need to take care of this now."

She holds up one of her hands, claws emerge from the cloth.

"This metal will never cut flesh, only cloth. So this won't hurt you. If you just hold still for a moment I can cut that hoodie off of you and you'll be free to go."

"You said you weren't going to do that!"

"I had to lie. No, don't struggle. It will be over in a moment."

>>740125
Why.

Oh well there's still an arm free. Point and fire!
[arm cannon activate]

[waistline sawblade]

>>740125
METAL CUTS THROUGH FLESH, DON'T BELIEVE HER WORDS!
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK, AVA! Put the hood on and we'll take care of things from here.

>>740125
This is what you get for trusting the government. Not let the hoodie's hood teeth start biting into the arm holding us, like some giant t-rex.

Because if you don't you'll die. She lied about keeping you safe, and she'll lie about you being unharmed because she's afraid of you reacting to your own death.

>>740125
Dangit.
[engage cloth grinder on right arm]

And here we were hoping we wouldn't have to force the issue.

She's a bit unprofessional for a government agent, truly incompetence is the surest sign of dystopia. She had you eating out of her hand, she could have taken you anywhere! And yet here she is all alone in a random building openly telegraphing her intentions, it's like she wants us to escape! It's our hoodie's strength against her sweater's, and she's basically given us the initiative by grabbing us, I wonder which will prevail?

[Use vibrating fabricated blades to cut a small hole into her sweaterhand, place a cannon in that hole, and fire continuously into her arm while enlarging the cannon]

>>740125
That seems to be normal for Hoodie/Sweater users. Roll with it.

Also, snicker at her kitty panties.

>>740125
Well, we expected this. By the by, she's lied about everything up till now, those blades 'only cutting cloth' is probably also a lie.

Our best bet it probably to turn the free arm into a blade to counter her's while we either break through the building behind us or start shredding the iron fost holding you down.

See the thing is though, You need to put us on. Without the hood over your head we are effectively powerless. You need to chose us if you wish to live.

Hrm. Okay. She's basically gonna turn up the heat then slice us apart...
Incidentally? This here? There's really no way back to your civillian life. As long as they want us, they'll promise anything and everything if that'll work to get off our wearers, because they don't really need to follow through, they just need to get us to drop our gaurd, then they can do whatever they want once you're powerless.
[form claws on right hand]
So the only way out, is to fight!

>>740125
do you really think that 'will only cut cloth' bullshit isn't a lie? she's gonna kill you, you fool! the police are not your friends!

break free through the wall and escape

She shouldn't have confessed to lying and removed your doubt. She should have claimed this was the way she was overheating you.

Either way, she's shown she can't be trusted, we don't want to die, and you don't want to gamble your life on her telling the truth now.

Activate caw mode, slash free of her grip. If she can slash us, no reason you can't slash that cloth fist.

Oh hey, she's not wearing pants either! See, you got nothing to be embarrassed about.

ARM:FREE
DYE CANNON: ACTIVATE

>>740125
[Enhance Knockers, Pufferfish variant]

She could have just knocked you unconscious...

Use Hyper Fang on her sweater.

[Hood up], activate CLOTH-RENDING CHOMP

>>740125
Its a sweater, extend a tiny hook stick it into the knitting and pull out a stitch as far we can.

just in case escaping doesn't work and the heat gets really intense we should probably ACTUALLY [deactivate] before we kill Ava. Y'know, assuming we value her life or whatever.

((Hey, is there a disthread for this quest?))

>>740168
Unless one gets made explicitly for this quest, I think this is the latest larro dis >>/questdis/90788

>>740125

Three options:

> 1. Swing your legs side to side and twist your shoulder out of her grip. Put us on and run.
> 2. Use your one free arm to quickly throw your hood on. Then use your arm cannon.
> 3. Nothing. You will probably die.

Also, because not everyone will be cheating with behind the scenes information doled out at quest development stage: PUT ON THE FUCKING HOOD TO ACTIVATE THE HOODIE!

>>740191

Also, this: >>740160

Especially if you are running, exploit her weaknesses.

So, what if we, when free and are able to act, grab some cloth and thread, then swew a hood onto laela's sweater while also cutting it open down the front?

Make her into a keyhole kitty hoodlum and our ally by force.

>>740285
That sounds complicated and unnecessary. We need to get Ava out of danger first and foremost.

If something can cut whatever ridiculous nanotech kevlar-spandex we're made of, not to mention the bricks in that wall, it can absolutely cut your skin. Especially while we're halfway embedded into said skin.

This lady just admitted, in as many words, that she's willing to lie to you. Stop paying attention to what she says, it's probably all lies! Morph your free arm into a cannon, shoot her unprotected legs until she lets you go.

>>740125
She lied once already, I'm not too sure that her claws won't cut through flesh.

Those choice is yours, you're in control this time. Pull the hood on and control the powers of a hoodie, or don't. Your fate, and ours, is your own now.

Ava 2016/08/03(Wed)19:40 No. 740389 ID: b70770
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She... She lied to me. She really did.

I trusted her. I trusted the government and everything. And she still wants to kill you. Kill me.

We didn't do anything wrong.

"I won't..."

"Hmm?"

"I won't let you just do this!"

She reaches back and grabs the hood of her hoodie and throws it over her head.

"Hoodie powers activate!"

"....."

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Ava 2016/08/03(Wed)19:49 No. 740394 ID: b70770
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Ava's hoodie grows spikes all around it while at the same time a sawblade made from the zipper cuts at the hand at her waist. Fabric is shredded before the Sweater Puppy pulls the hand back.

Even though most of the clothing covering her goes away she still feels warm as the hoodie heats up her body.[i]

Free! Now I just have to activate the jet mod-

[i]All the fabric of her hoodie goes into her arm, forming the massive cannon

Wait, what!? No, don't-!

It fires

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