>>662534
DILDOBAT.

Star 2015/08/30(Sun)23:16 No. 665920 ID: 8f7720
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>Star places his hand on Sweet-T. She's immediately engulfed by a bright light.

Sword!

>His wishes flood Sweet-T. But as he holds onto he can sense her emotions. Most strongly comes her feelings of irritation and envy.

>She changes-

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Star 2015/08/30(Sun)23:22 No. 665921 ID: 8f7720
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....

What?

<Since you like thinking with your dick so much how about you fight with one?>

Sweet-T! Come on!

<Go on. Smack her across the ass with your dick.>

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Star 2015/08/30(Sun)23:28 No. 665927 ID: 8f7720
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>Star shakes Sweet-T a few times to get her to change back but his partner stubbornly hangs onto her current form.

"Come on! We need to fight!"

"Hey, sweetie, look... I can tell you're having a bit of trouble there. I'm just gonna go back to being a villain, okay? I'll see you later~"

>>665927
NO! COCK SLAP THAT WOMAN THIS INSTANT!

Dick slap.

>>665927
DO IT, STAR.

COCKSLAP THE DOMINATRIX. FOR JUSTICE.

lady what the fuck did you do to my friend? This is something that would have her kick the shit out of anybody if they ever thought to try this, even as a joke. Again the fuck?

>>665927
"Wait, Sweet-T, you're jealous? I didn't know you wanted me like that!"

That should convince her to stop being a sex toy. Meanwhile, beat the villain in the face with the dildo.

Star, go ahead and slap her with that big floppy thing.

Keep in mind that is a Tier 2 Class dildo-bat. It's probably got micro-fractal pleasure nublets with vibratory harmonics that claw straight into a lady's spine and don't let go until she's writhing and gasping for more.

Flip Sweet-T down so you're wielding spetsnaz style, leap forward, and aim for cleavage. If you're gonna keep your eye on that target anyway, might as well make tactical use of it.

Stick your dick in her.

Wow. Sweet-T just humiliated herself on camera. Maybe she likes the attention, but you're not going to judge.

RIP HER TITS OFF!!! Remember, your hands are invincible so her augments won't be effective if you grapple her. Take a firm hold and kick her in the ribcage.

>Sweetie
>Sweet-T

Fuck her up, Star!

>>665927
Add "knocked out a dominatrix with my giant dick" to your resume.

>>665927
GIVE IN TO YOUR DESIRES, STAR
SLAP HER WITH YOUR DICK!

>>665927
Tell Obvious lies that you just thought defeating a sex themed villain with a dildo bat would be funny. We still have to arrest you, even if you don't think we're taking this seriously.

>>665927
T, I'm really not comfortable committing sexual assault, here.

>>666045
OH YES YOU ARE!

>>665927
"HALT VILLAIN! WE HAVE A DILDO AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"

>>665927
So Star, what's it like knowing how to use a dick? I mean, now that you're holding onto Sweet-T and she's transformed, you intuitively understand how to use her form, right?

It must be so weird to suddenly know how to actually use a dick.

>>665927
Let's beat her, but not in a way that gets us arrested for sexual assault, hmm?

>>665927
Stab her right between the tits.

>>665927
See how she responds to your mighty "Political Issues"

Star 2015/10/04(Sun)23:04 No. 674922 ID: 8f7720
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I can't just...

I won't use a goddamn....

Fuck, she's getting away..!


"Stop right there, criminal!"

>Star leaps forward and slaps the Villain with Sweet-T. The impact is loud and causes the dildo to shake in his hands. Or maybe the hit accidentally turned on one of the weapon's features?

>Either way it's strong enough to knock her glasses off and send her flying through the air.

Oh, right.

Still a Tier 2... Despite it's shape.

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Star 2015/10/04(Sun)23:06 No. 674923 ID: 8f7720
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click

>There's a flash. Star sees someone holding up a camera.

"Oh man, this is gonna be great. 'Local Hero Commits Sexual Assault Against Villain: Has The Hero Association Gone TOO FAR'? Hey, can you stand above her while holding Dilcalibur in the air?"

"W-what?"

Oh god.
What

No no if Ms.Fortune sees this..!

There's only one option. You are going to have to cockslap the innocent bystander. There can be no witnesses!

>>674923
Don't worry about it.

>>674923
Buddy, THIS is my partner who thought it would be funny to become a dick sword. I wanted a real sword, but she just HAD to be a dick sword.

Don't throw me under a bus. Please. This isn't sexual assault, this is me trying my best while with a sentient weapon person with her own mind. Don't make me out to be the bad guy here, or I SWEAR, I will not be a very happy person!

>You are going to have to cockslap the innocent bystander. There can be no witnesses!

Obnoxious person with a camera? Not innocent. It's MURDER TIME!

First, stick Sweet-T into D-Lite's mouth. Then clarify that you're not a hero by insulting the journalist with as much hurt as possible and throwing his camera into a random house.

>>674934
this. -1 to assault on the press, holy fuck why are you guys so dumb

Heroic pose!

>>674923
You're not even a Hero, Star. You're a vigilante, I wouldn't worry too much about Ms. Fortune being disappointed when you've already took care of TWO villains.

say "whatever" sweet-t turns back to normal. you can claim it's been Photoshopped. how? when asked sweet-t becomes a sword with identical handle but actual sword blade. bam, everyone is forced to doubt the claims of dildo sword.

>>674923
>hero association
hah, toss the dildo at the foiled villian and smash the camera

>>674923
Yeah, sure lemme do a heroic pose....

Turn Sweet-T into an emp gun or something, fry camera without hurting reporter.

Nah, you should do a legitimate heroic pose. Make sure to correct ms. paparazzi that you're a vigilante and not a hero though.

Tell him sure, get in close so he can catch your good side. Then break the camera.

>>674972
good plan

Sweet-T, you need to shift into a highly- directional EMP generator before this little prank gets us both the wrong kind of publicity. You're okay with being a gun that only explodes electronic stuff, right?

>>674923
Welp, time to turn into a neuralyzer and attack the paparazzi's memories. Make sure you delete the pictures while she is zoned out from being flashy thinged.

She doesn't know you aren't technically a hero. Let them take the flak as repayment for rejecting you.

>>674923
Got an idea for you and Sweet-T, Star.
First, snatch her camera and when she tries to get it back, throw it to Sweet-T and have her throw it back and forth to bully her.

sweet T could claim that the villain influenced her?

Do what she says. Roll with it. Bad publicity is still publicity.

Let crime fear our name (because no one wants to be defeated in such a humiliating way, and have it published in the media to boot).

>>674923
Star, get offended. Ask if they'd like it if you insulted their partner. Then have Sweet-T turn back to normal and have Sweet-T get in some faces.

She's better at being tough then you.

>>674923
Claim you're doing a Saints Row reference.

>>674923
Claim you're doing a Saints Row reference.

>>674923
remember, you're a vigilante, not a hero. Absurd tactics are more acceptable.