>>638000
Also, I suspect that this is an AU of the quest you reference where Rena doesn't exist and that rocks being used as a weapon is simply ludicrous. Unless, of course, the quest author says otherwise.

Wait, is Sweet-T limited to portable weapons, or could she transform into something like a self-propelled artillery cannon? Loaded with glue bombs for the nonlethal thing, of course.

Pick another fight, keep converting superpowers into cash until you're too tired to fight effectively. D-class, or maybe look through the available C-class villains for somebody with some flavor of regeneration or invulnerability so you can hold back less.

I agree with aiming for a C-class that has enough durability for us to not risk killing them.

You kids better keep it down in here or I'm turning this chan right around and driving off a cliff. BDA moved (on request) to Discussion thread here: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/90788.html

>>638294
Thanks, though I don't think the request came from me, though I think you should have added these ones as well: >>637577 >>637963 >>637986 >>638000 >>638008 Also, I don't know what BDA stands for.

>>638182
I agree on asking Sweet-T on types of nonlethal weapons she would consider.

Star 2015/05/15(Fri)00:07 No. 640534 ID: 8f7720
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>That's the worst super power. Sure, you won't ever starve, but if you don't eat, you'll feel yourself starving to death, without the sweet release of death ever sparing you.

It's not that it's a power. She doesn't even really feel hunger in the normal sense. She just can eat. Her body only needs fuel if she transforms a lot.

She's just had this thing about food ever since I met her.

>>637471
That's a lot of questions. Okay, don't really remember the name of the dude who founded this place. that was almost two hundred years ago.

Heard of Rena, not the other one.

Not on hand.

Right now the S-Class Rank 1 is Moonlight Knight.

As far as we know Sweet-T is one of a kind.

>>637494
We have these Vigilante Points we could spend

I probably should get some chest armor... But I think it would be better if I saved up.

>>638295
>>638182
>>637516

"Hey, T."

"Mmm?" She says between a mouthful of food.

"Still not gonna go down the less lethal route? Something like pepper-spray would be handy."

"Yeah? Then go buy some. I told you, I ain't gonna turn into some punk weapon. Swords, knives, fucking sweet-ass guns. THOSE are weapons. You already know this, Star. Why are you asking about it?"

"Ah, well. Just an idea. Especially since we can't kill people. Not that we would in the first place but... I felt pretty bad about Ragdoll."

"Yeah. We should send her a get well cake or somethin'."

"Right. After we do one more mission."

"!!! Fuck yeah! Let's pick someone out!"

"Nothing hard. We just need some spending money."

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Star 2015/05/15(Fri)00:35 No. 640544 ID: 8f7720
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>Star flips through D-Class

Annoyounce: Villain Association D-Class Rank 125. Powers: Really annoying. Can cause the feeling of socks being wet, stepping on LEGO, or having an itch you can't scratch.

D-Lite: Villain Association D-Class Rank 69. Powers: Bondage based abilities. Tier 5 super strength, durability, and speed. Quite powerful. Would be in C-Class if the 69 position were not already taken.

Spotlight: Villain Association D-Class Rank 2. Powers: Removes the powers of others. Normal, otherwise.

Dark Blue Ranger: Villain Association D-Class Rank 12. Powers: Tier 5 strength and durability. Tier 5 weapons and gadgets as well. Sworn enemy of the Rainbow Rangers.

>Star takes a look at C-Class

Pumpqueen: Villain Association C-Class Rank 23. Powers: Halloween based weaponry. Minor reality bending. Do not eat any candy given by this one.

D-Lite sounds good both in terms of quick cash and that she can take a hit so they're less likely to die from a good swing.

>>640544
Spotlight sounds like an easy victory/capture.
Even if she can remove your and Sweet-T's powers, you can still go the nonlethal route and use your fists.

Go for Annoyounce. That monster must be stopped.

>Annoyounce
>Power: Really agrivating
...Lets just pick this guy up after we fight a real villain. As in literally just pick him up and carry him to jail. He's a freebie.
Does Spotlight remove powers permanantly? If no, them all the way.

Pumpqueen. She doesn't seem too dangerous for a C-class. And reality bending is always fun.

Annoyounce: How did this guy get to a high rank? Maybe he ... wrong toes. Yeah, whatever. Feels like a trap.

D-Lite: C-Class ranker might be too hard. Speed + Strength is a strong combo, you might not be ready to face her. Especially if Sweet-T is liable to mouth-off her getup.

Spotlight: Weak. You might make an ally of this guy, but he doesn't have a partner, which says something.

Dark Blue Ranger: Sufficiently strong, but has a high rank and you can take him down.

Pumpqueen: High rank, but what happens if Sweet-T accidentally eats her candy (especially if "eating" also involves grinding candy up in weapon form)?

1 - Dark Blue Ranger, 2 - Spotlight, 3 - Annoyounce, 4 - Pumpqueen, 5 - D-Lite.

Earn money.

>I ain't gonna turn into some punk weapon.
What if you can think up non-punk non-lethal weapons? Like, uh, you could tase someone not quite to death with a lightning gun.

>Spotlight sounds like an easy victory/capture.
Except it boils down to a fight of two powerless normals against one powerless normal. And if spotlight is smart, they're prepared for that.

Seriously, all they need is a handgun to shoot surprised and suddenly overpowered capes.

>who pick
D-light seems like someone you can pound on without much fear of hurting them, and bondage is less effective against a shape-shifter. Even if you're immobilized, Sweet-T can adjust form to something that could get you out.

>>640710
how about some brass knuckles, a cop truncheon etc? dangerous but probably not lethal

>>640837
Hm. Star's hands are impervious to harm. He could just grab some barbed wire or glass shards or equip excessively heavy gauntlets with sharp edges.

D-lite is probably going to be one of those types who enjoys being beaten up so much that it gets weird. So, accept that in advance, and prepare accordingly. Go for some sort of electrified tentacle-whip on the offense, and for defense, Star can do some "just don't throw me into the briar patch" thing about having his fingers bent backwards and broken. After the fight is over, politely explain that you weren't technically lying, anything capable of injuring your invulnerable hands really would have to be pretty scary.

Speaking of which, don't confront Spotlight without mundane armored gloves.

Star 2015/06/09(Tue)06:25 No. 647346 ID: 8f7720
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"D-Lite. Let's take her on."

"Alright, let's do it!"

>Stay pays for his bill, rises to his feet, and adjusts his jacket.

This should be a piece of cake.

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2/3 Star 2015/06/09(Tue)06:31 No. 647347 ID: 8f7720
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>D-Lite is in the middle of a robbery. After stealing everything of value from the store the woman simply waited around, terrorizing any civilian who came by. For the most part, however... She seemed bored.

>Star and Sweet-T arrive at the scene. The duo doesn't take in the subtleties of the situation. They simply know that there is a Villain here and they have to defeat them.

>D-Lite smiles and places a hand on her hip. Her other hand holds a wicked and rather lewd looking whip.

"Vigilante?" She says, "Well, I suppose it's better than nothing. I'll try not to break you too fast~"

Star 2015/06/09(Tue)06:41 No. 647349 ID: 8f7720
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"Ahahaha. Well, you know... I guess we can just let you off with a warning this time. I mean, it's not that big of a deal."

Star, no, Sweet-T is right by you. Don't fall for her feminine wiles. BE A MAN. GIVE A BIG FISTING.

Sweet-T, you smack that boy upside the head. Even if you've got to jump to do it. He needs his head in the game.

Sweet-T, do the thing. Seriously, you can look way better than her and you know it.

jeez, you have sweet-t, don't look at other women like that. just chage in, deflect the whip with a hand and knock her over.

MUTILATE HER

She probably has the power to regenerate her beauty anyway.

T hit your boy to bring him back from stupid-ville.

As for a weapon... I'm thinking something ranged just because with this bitch's strength and speed getting in close might not be the smartest idea

Don't even dignify Star's foolishness with a verbal response, just remind him why you came here by switching to weapon mode.

>>647349
HEY SWEET-T
PUNCH STAR IN THE ARM, PARTICULARLY THE PART WHERE HE ISN'T INVULNERABLE

>>647349
Sweet-T: Punch him in the gut and tell him he's not allowed to flirt with other girls.
Then walk over, snatch her whip, and turn into an identical whip. She picks you up, her arms wither, you can arrest her your own damn self.

>>647503
>walk over, snatch her whip, and turn into an identical whip.

Too tricky. Just tell her you gotta switch sides for a couple minutes to teach your partner a lesson about who he's supposed to flirt with. Then turn into a way awesomer whip than the one she's using now, and after she picks you up, wrap yourself around to entangle both her arms.

Well, maybe let her hit Star once or twice, but aim for his invulnerable parts.

Flirt with her.

1/? Star 2015/08/15(Sat)03:49 No. 662529 ID: 8f7720
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"Star? ... STAR!"

"Huw what-!?"

>Sweet-T gestures for him to get closer. When he kneels down she kicks him in the shin.

"Star! Get yer goddamn head out of your DICK! She's a bad guy! We're here to kick her ass, not lick it!"

"T, look, we really hurt that other one and she was doing more damage than this lady. I'm just saying maybe we can go easy on her."

"No. No no no no. Fuck you. I know exactly why you feel bad for this one and it ain't cause of some fucking altruistic shit."

"I don't know what you mean."

"Yes you do!"

"Then what is it?"

2/? Star 2015/08/15(Sat)03:54 No. 662531 ID: 8f7720
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>>662529
"YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL WHAT IT IS."

Star 2015/08/15(Sat)04:04 No. 662533 ID: 8f7720
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"But you know what, fine. Maybe we should give her a shot. I've been wrong before. Hey, lady, are you done stroking your murder boner? Ready to join the good guys?"

4/4 Star 2015/08/15(Sat)04:05 No. 662534 ID: 8f7720
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"Welp, I guess not! So, Star, you gonna transform me into a weapon so we can kick ass or what?"

yeah yeah, how bout a nailbat?

>>662534
Hmm, I'm torn between something that's big and heavy so she can't yank it away easily, and something that's nice and sharp to cut through the whip.

I know! A flanged mace would be perfect! Flaming head optional.

turn into spiky gauntlets! No touchy for you Star!

A flail, it's a flying ball of death attached to a stick by a chain. Spiked or just a plain blunt head will do if you're just trying to knock her out. If you can split Sweet-T into a flail or blunt weapon and a shield, that would be the perfect counter to D-Lite's whip.

turn into a giant spiked dildobat. That way you can let star smack her around with an effigy of a dick so he can feel satisfied and you can brutally maim her.

>>662540
don't need a shield, can block attacks with his arms.

A chainsaw

with cow milking suction cups

that have ACID NEEDLES

>>662544
Doesn't mean the rest of Star's body won't be protected, shield's a second defence. There's only so much his arms can cover. Look at Sweet-T in the latest image, her arms are tied up. Do you seriously want that to happen?

>>662534
Did Sweet-T get grabbed by the whip the villain is holding?

Uh oh.

Star, grab Sweet-T! Sweet-T, become sword!

Turn into a spiked whip. Outwhip her!

Star, be lame:

She tied you up! That's not murder!

>thinking with your dick
Maybe you need to insist you go after some male villains, T.

>what transform
Sword cuts through bondage.

Has to be a wide-bladed sword so you can smack her with it instead of cutting her in half when you get close.

Sweet-T, Star has spaced out on you and so you need to handle things on your own. Turn into a hollow whip wrapped around the outside of D-lite's existing whip; burn her non-invulnerable hands. With luck, she'll enjoy the pain so much that she'll refuse to drop you until she's incapacitated.

Spiked boxing gloves. Cartoonishly large ones! Have fun yanking those away, /d/iva.

>>662534
A cat-o-nine with extended lashes. Sticky lashes.

>>662534
DILDOBAT.

Star 2015/08/30(Sun)23:16 No. 665920 ID: 8f7720
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>Star places his hand on Sweet-T. She's immediately engulfed by a bright light.

Sword!

>His wishes flood Sweet-T. But as he holds onto he can sense her emotions. Most strongly comes her feelings of irritation and envy.

>She changes-

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Star 2015/08/30(Sun)23:22 No. 665921 ID: 8f7720
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....

What?

<Since you like thinking with your dick so much how about you fight with one?>

Sweet-T! Come on!

<Go on. Smack her across the ass with your dick.>

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Star 2015/08/30(Sun)23:28 No. 665927 ID: 8f7720
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>Star shakes Sweet-T a few times to get her to change back but his partner stubbornly hangs onto her current form.

"Come on! We need to fight!"

"Hey, sweetie, look... I can tell you're having a bit of trouble there. I'm just gonna go back to being a villain, okay? I'll see you later~"

>>665927
NO! COCK SLAP THAT WOMAN THIS INSTANT!

Dick slap.

>>665927
DO IT, STAR.

COCKSLAP THE DOMINATRIX. FOR JUSTICE.

lady what the fuck did you do to my friend? This is something that would have her kick the shit out of anybody if they ever thought to try this, even as a joke. Again the fuck?

>>665927
"Wait, Sweet-T, you're jealous? I didn't know you wanted me like that!"

That should convince her to stop being a sex toy. Meanwhile, beat the villain in the face with the dildo.

Star, go ahead and slap her with that big floppy thing.

Keep in mind that is a Tier 2 Class dildo-bat. It's probably got micro-fractal pleasure nublets with vibratory harmonics that claw straight into a lady's spine and don't let go until she's writhing and gasping for more.

Flip Sweet-T down so you're wielding spetsnaz style, leap forward, and aim for cleavage. If you're gonna keep your eye on that target anyway, might as well make tactical use of it.

Stick your dick in her.

Wow. Sweet-T just humiliated herself on camera. Maybe she likes the attention, but you're not going to judge.

RIP HER TITS OFF!!! Remember, your hands are invincible so her augments won't be effective if you grapple her. Take a firm hold and kick her in the ribcage.

>Sweetie
>Sweet-T

Fuck her up, Star!

>>665927
Add "knocked out a dominatrix with my giant dick" to your resume.

>>665927
GIVE IN TO YOUR DESIRES, STAR
SLAP HER WITH YOUR DICK!

>>665927
Tell Obvious lies that you just thought defeating a sex themed villain with a dildo bat would be funny. We still have to arrest you, even if you don't think we're taking this seriously.

>>665927
T, I'm really not comfortable committing sexual assault, here.

>>666045
OH YES YOU ARE!

>>665927
"HALT VILLAIN! WE HAVE A DILDO AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"

>>665927
So Star, what's it like knowing how to use a dick? I mean, now that you're holding onto Sweet-T and she's transformed, you intuitively understand how to use her form, right?

It must be so weird to suddenly know how to actually use a dick.

>>665927
Let's beat her, but not in a way that gets us arrested for sexual assault, hmm?

>>665927
Stab her right between the tits.

>>665927
See how she responds to your mighty "Political Issues"

Star 2015/10/04(Sun)23:04 No. 674922 ID: 8f7720
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I can't just...

I won't use a goddamn....

Fuck, she's getting away..!


"Stop right there, criminal!"

>Star leaps forward and slaps the Villain with Sweet-T. The impact is loud and causes the dildo to shake in his hands. Or maybe the hit accidentally turned on one of the weapon's features?

>Either way it's strong enough to knock her glasses off and send her flying through the air.

Oh, right.

Still a Tier 2... Despite it's shape.

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Star 2015/10/04(Sun)23:06 No. 674923 ID: 8f7720
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click

>There's a flash. Star sees someone holding up a camera.

"Oh man, this is gonna be great. 'Local Hero Commits Sexual Assault Against Villain: Has The Hero Association Gone TOO FAR'? Hey, can you stand above her while holding Dilcalibur in the air?"

"W-what?"

Oh god.
What

No no if Ms.Fortune sees this..!

There's only one option. You are going to have to cockslap the innocent bystander. There can be no witnesses!

>>674923
Don't worry about it.

>>674923
Buddy, THIS is my partner who thought it would be funny to become a dick sword. I wanted a real sword, but she just HAD to be a dick sword.

Don't throw me under a bus. Please. This isn't sexual assault, this is me trying my best while with a sentient weapon person with her own mind. Don't make me out to be the bad guy here, or I SWEAR, I will not be a very happy person!

>You are going to have to cockslap the innocent bystander. There can be no witnesses!

Obnoxious person with a camera? Not innocent. It's MURDER TIME!

First, stick Sweet-T into D-Lite's mouth. Then clarify that you're not a hero by insulting the journalist with as much hurt as possible and throwing his camera into a random house.

>>674934
this. -1 to assault on the press, holy fuck why are you guys so dumb

Heroic pose!

>>674923
You're not even a Hero, Star. You're a vigilante, I wouldn't worry too much about Ms. Fortune being disappointed when you've already took care of TWO villains.

say "whatever" sweet-t turns back to normal. you can claim it's been Photoshopped. how? when asked sweet-t becomes a sword with identical handle but actual sword blade. bam, everyone is forced to doubt the claims of dildo sword.

>>674923
>hero association
hah, toss the dildo at the foiled villian and smash the camera

>>674923
Yeah, sure lemme do a heroic pose....

Turn Sweet-T into an emp gun or something, fry camera without hurting reporter.

Nah, you should do a legitimate heroic pose. Make sure to correct ms. paparazzi that you're a vigilante and not a hero though.

Tell him sure, get in close so he can catch your good side. Then break the camera.

>>674972
good plan

Sweet-T, you need to shift into a highly- directional EMP generator before this little prank gets us both the wrong kind of publicity. You're okay with being a gun that only explodes electronic stuff, right?

>>674923
Welp, time to turn into a neuralyzer and attack the paparazzi's memories. Make sure you delete the pictures while she is zoned out from being flashy thinged.

She doesn't know you aren't technically a hero. Let them take the flak as repayment for rejecting you.

>>674923
Got an idea for you and Sweet-T, Star.
First, snatch her camera and when she tries to get it back, throw it to Sweet-T and have her throw it back and forth to bully her.

sweet T could claim that the villain influenced her?

Do what she says. Roll with it. Bad publicity is still publicity.

Let crime fear our name (because no one wants to be defeated in such a humiliating way, and have it published in the media to boot).

>>674923
Star, get offended. Ask if they'd like it if you insulted their partner. Then have Sweet-T turn back to normal and have Sweet-T get in some faces.

She's better at being tough then you.

>>674923
Claim you're doing a Saints Row reference.

>>674923
Claim you're doing a Saints Row reference.

>>674923
remember, you're a vigilante, not a hero. Absurd tactics are more acceptable.