>>518574
>>518576
Oh sure, if it were a space whale everyone would be cool, but their minds break when you give them a space bird.

Stupid mammalian prejudices and space-as-a-sea metaphors preventing you from accepting a perfectly reasonable space-as-a-sky metaphor.

...Is that a peep? What is a peep. Why is it out there? wouldn't it have died horribly?
That's strange, but it shouldn't be TOO dangerous, but let's not get too close incase there's something we don't know about.

I see a bird, does anyone else see a bird

PROCESSING
...
PROCESSING
...
ERRORERRORERRORERROR@ASH$S*S&
LOG&AL TH0G#T PROSESS@)RS HAVE B^*N
C0MPROM(SE#

hail it.

>>518559
Ready weapons, but try to communicate first.

1/2 chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)15:55 No. 518619 ID: 34cbef
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Jean Cluck: Hold on, we don't want to make a bad impression if it's some alien vessel. Open hailing frequencies in all languages, Give them a usual hello.

Mister Squeek: hailing now captain

Kweh: HELLO MORTALS!!!!! I am Kweh, KING OF ALL THE THINGS, and you are infringing upon my home.

Jean Cluck: I am Jean Cluck Peckard, Captain of the Uss Shaniqua. We do not mean you any harm, we ju-

Kweh: comingaboardnow moon capy-tan

2/2 chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)15:57 No. 518622 ID: 34cbef
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Kweh: TA-DAAAAAAAAAA

Anyanka: He's on our ship

Mister Squeek: sensors aren't showing otherwise, he travelled through our monitor onto the bridge sir

>input

OH GOD NO
NOT A FUCKING REALITY WARPER

>>518622
Ask Kweh what he has for sale.

>>518622
Welcome aboard then. How can we help you.

how many stelonian dollors do you have on hand captain?

>>518634
They can just Replicate stelonian dollars.

"...'Sup?"

Quick challenge him to 5D chess!

...huh, well that's new

Ask what precisely are his intentions.

>Kweh is Q
...welp.

Hello then, and welcome aboard. What is it you want?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1/3 chirps 2013/06/22(Sat)07:29 No. 518764 ID: 34cbef
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Jean Cluck: w-Welcome aboard... what exactly are your intentions here?

Kweh: Well thank ya for letting me on your ship, this is purely for business. And do I have some offers for YOU GUYS!!! I've got all the latest top-of-the-line Kweh merchandise, and for this time only everything is 50% OFF!!!! I've got Kweh powered kweh rods, fancy kweh zappers, kweh cook books, and MUCH MUCH MORE!!! Don't worry, I have to stress that EVERYTHING is 50% off!!!!!
That's right, You can get your very own Kweh backyard barbecuing grill FOR ONLY 9,899,144.99 STELONIAN DOLLORS!!!!

2/3 chirps 2013/06/22(Sat)07:33 No. 518766 ID: 34cbef
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Jean Cluck: ... wha... stelonian? As in Sylvester Stallone?

Kweh: THAT'S RIGHT! For only a HAND FULL OF STELONIAN DOLLORS YOU ARE ABLE TO BUY DARN NEAR EVERYTHING!!!

3/3 chirps 2013/06/22(Sat)07:36 No. 518767 ID: 34cbef
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Kweh: What about you, miss? You look like a girl who needs herself THE CUDDLY PLUSH KWEH for the low low price of 4,599.99 STELONIAN DOLLORS!!!

Anyanka: ....

Captain peckard is finding it hard to figure whether this being is joking or somewhat confused. The peep federation has never heard of a stelonian, the currency that's dealt with are credits. Jean cluck is unsure of how to proceed without troubling his un-invited gues.

>suggestions?

Inform him you've never heard of stelonian dollars so you're only carrying credits, which means you unfortunately cannot afford any of his admittedly fine quality merchandise.

yes, you are quite poor in the stelonian department and unfortunately cannot afford any of his fabulous products. if you had anyone then you would certainly have bought the lot.

Oh, Kweh is Q and the Melnorme.

Inform your guest that regrettably your vessel does not carry stelonian dollars for trade. Unless Kweh is willing to accept some alternative form of currency or payment, you regret that you may be unable to do business with him.

Quick challenge him to 5D chess!

OH GOD NO
NONONONONONOBADBADNONO
FUCKINGNONONOJESUSGODNONO

>>518783
Sir, I'm going have to ask you to calm down before the King of All the Things starts thinking you don't appreciate his company.

ask it what would happen if one of us tried to eat it.

Just ignore him. Maybe he'll go away.

Ask it what the conversion rate between your credits and stelonians is.

1/4 chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)11:10 No. 519200 ID: 34cbef
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Jean Cluck: We didn't intend to intrude on your territory, and we don't have stelonian dollors... the alliance only deals in credits as currency...

2/4 chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)11:11 No. 519201 ID: 34cbef
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Kweh: ...

Jean Cluck: I-is there... any sorta, uh, exchange rate? Or can you... ya know... go away?

3/4 chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)11:13 No. 519202 ID: 34cbef
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Kweh suddenly grabs the captains head with his hands (shut up, in this world they can have hand... wing... things).
With an ominous look The being known as kweh speaks.

Kweh: No friend, there is no exchange rate here. But do not worry. There is a way that you can earn stelonian dollors, yes a most perfect way.

4/4 chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)11:15 No. 519203 ID: 34cbef
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And in the blink of an eye the captian, the diplomat, and the second in command vanish from the bridge of the ship.

Well that's definitely bad. So who's in charge with both the Captain and Second in Command away?

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Do you like guns? Is your office job just that kinda place where you would use a gun? Well Kweh has a great deal for you!!! Yes, now You can purchase this awesome slug thrower Shout-gun.

With this beauty you can just plaster your co-workers against that cheaply construcked wall or paste your bosses head on his bookshelf.

Only 8000 in stock, so you better hurry!

Hers is our number jkal;fjdklf;jagklahd;lsjfk;alhg
That's right, it's ga;lhkl;hnpoemnoiapv;yuinyu

Order one, TODAY!!!

Aaaahhh shit

...well this should be interesting at least

Would the ranking officer please report to the bridge? Whoever didn't disappear with the most brass on their collar is now in charge.

Please don't segue to Kweh please don't segue to Kweh please don't segue to Kweh

Too bad we voices can't do SHIT.

*COUGHCOUGH*

>>519207
I'll take one.


*Whistles Innocently*

I'm tempted to shoot my monitor.

1/2 chirps 2013/07/25(Thu)05:01 No. 527291 ID: 34cbef
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Witasidogravy looks flabberghasted at the now almost empty bridge, A cold sweat runs down his beak as the realization that he is now the acting captain of the USS Shaniqua.

[Witasidogravy] Um... Captain Peckard?

2/2 chirps 2013/07/25(Thu)05:07 No. 527292 ID: 34cbef
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Meanwhile somewhere far off, Jean Cluck Peckard is dreaming about hot salty beaches when suddenly he hears the voice of a memorable mousian.

[Jean Cluck] Mister Squeek, I'd have you know I don't like being roused while on my vacation to the hawaii islands.

[Squeek] But captain, we are not on the Hawaiian islands, nor are we on the same planet. I would advise you rouse from your daydream sir.

[Jean Cluck] Good heavens... where in the blazes are we

[Squeek] Unsure as of yet, the being known as Kweh had used some sort of... matter manipulation power to transport us to a far distant plant. Similar to the transporters we have on the Shaniqua

[Jean Cluck] Well then mister squeek, what do you suggest we do about our situation

>squeeky suggestions

>>527291
Don't worry, you can get the blind guy to drive. Everything will be fiiine.

>>527292
I suppose we should look around. Anyanka disapeared from the bridge as well, it's possible she is somewhere nearby.

Kweh said there would be some means to earn stelonian dollors. Presumably we must determine what this task is, and complete it, if we are to return to the ship.

dig a shelter.

if we're here then where's Anyanka?

Open your wallet and count all your stelonian dollars that could have made this entire fiasco completely unneccesary. Repocket your wallet calmly and never speak of it again.

>>527291
YELLOW ALERT, CAPTAIN HAS BEEN KIDNAPED BY A FUCKING REALITY WARPER
DO. NOT. PANIC.
>>527292
swear, by the nine when we find that fucking Q rip-off WE'RE GOING TO TEAR HIS FUCKING EYES OUT
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING HATE REALITY WARPERS
NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR MORALITY OR PHYSICS