Anyanka just to see what goes through her mind around Squeak

>>518149
Nono, Peepicus Finch

1/3 chirps 2013/06/19(Wed)14:24 No. 518189 ID: 34cbef
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The intercom chimes in as the announcement is made by the captain to come to the mess hall for a 'gettting to know the crew' party.

Mister squeek finishes his packing then heads to the mess hall.

2/3 chirps 2013/06/19(Wed)14:26 No. 518190 ID: 34cbef
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Squeek finds that there is a table set aside for the captain and the diplomats.

Mister Squeek: Hello captain, may I take a seat?

Jean Cluck: Of course Mister Squeek

3/3 chirps 2013/06/19(Wed)14:34 No. 518191 ID: 34cbef
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The captain begins with idle chatter to open the table up for conversation. Cluckenbell is kind to respond... and with no shortage of words. Mister Squeek takes note that Bernard Cluckenbell is a very 'chatty' bird.
Mister Squeek also observes how The diplomat Anyonka does not engage in conversation but seems to keep a steady... stare of some sort, unwavering.

Intriguing yet unsettling. Mister Squeek is unsure of how to proceed.

>suggestions

Ask her opinion on your mission.

LET THE STARING CONTEST COMMENCE

well might as well say hi, who knows maybe she likes you but is to shy to say anything.

Flirt heavily, with a deadpan monotone.

She wants a staring contest?
SO BE IT
LOOK HER DEAD IN THE EYES
AND NEVER BLINK ONCE
FOR YOUR DUTY AS THE AMBASSATOR TO YOUR PEOPLE
DEMANDS YOU STAY STOIC, IN THE FACE OF UNCERTAINTY
DO NOT FAIL
GO WITH HONOR, OUR HERO.

Ask her about her style of dress, maybe? Loose robes and a hood are an unusual choice in a spacefaring culture that generally favors more functional, formfitting and less bulkly clothes. It's obviously a conscious choice- loose material is potential hazard, incurs greater cost, and should not be necessary for warmth on a climate controlled vessel. Since she has not made what one would think is the logical decision, we can safely infer she has some other reason for dressing as she does.

Ask where she learned her unusual method of diplomacy. Was it created to cause the opposing group to be unsettled so as to hold a firmer grasp in negotiations? Fascinating.

(Squeek is Spock, and A[nyan]ka is Raven, so who is Jean?)

1/2 chirps 2013/06/19(Wed)17:53 No. 518228 ID: 34cbef
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>>518195
>>518200
Mister Squeek prepares his eyes for an optical battle of epic proportions. Using special Mous-shul arts squeek dilates the pupils of his eyes and toughens his tear ducts against agitation.

In his usual feelingless speech patterns that most of his race displays, he begins to open up channels of conversation with the diplomat Anyanka.

Mister Squeek: Diplomat Anyanka, I do believe that negotiations with the catgirls on Nekominor will be... troublesome. I'm sure You have an opinion on this mission, do you not?

Anyanka holds a steady silence.

Mister Squeek: I have observed that you are wearing intricate attire, since we will be staying on a climate controlled ship I assume that it is not dress for temperate areas. Is this attire meant for special occasions? I must say it does look a pleasing dark blue.

Anyanka still holds the silence.

Mister Squeek: It must have been rude of me to refer to you by name without introducing myself, I am Squenzia'apara Kuenekienya, If it is easier you may refer to me as Mister Squeek.

The only response is subtle undulation in Anyankas pupils... similar to a... cats amusement? Mister Squeek will keep this in mind.
Along with this futile attempt at conversation Mister Squeeks patience is running thin.

Mister Squeek: Your skills in conversation seem inefficient to me, It begs the question on if you were a relevant choice to our mission or if maybe you had skills yet to be known. If none of these I would have to say that the necessity of you on this mission is of not.

At this Anyanka finally opens her mouth to speak.

"Take me now!" said whilst flinging table coverings aside

>>518230

Changing my vote to this.

Oh boy. There's about to be a diplomatic incident. We may have chosen poorly...

2/2 chirps 2013/06/19(Wed)18:04 No. 518235 ID: 34cbef
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Anyanka: My feelings of the mission are neutral, It will be a challenge for us to make a friend of a needlessly hostile people, for which I was specially chosen. Yes, my attire is dress attire of my people but it can be worn formally and casually. Thank you on the compliment. It is a pleasure to meet you Mister Kuenekienya, My formal name is Anyanka Tiggles- I'm the third daughter of a long lived lineage. I am sorry if my conversational skills are not on par with the advanced charisma that is the Meesen, but don't insult my aptitudes that relate to this crew. I doubt that either of us will be temporary members of this crew and I hope you keep this in mind if we are to be frequently exposed to each other.

Mister Squeek is surprised, for a little bit. He still needs a second to think of more topical conversation, now that the channels of conversation have been opened.

>suggestions

Ask her about her pretty necklace/bell.

Converse about what looks good on the menu?

I suppose I may have misjudged you, although you have demonstrated a pattern of delayed responses, is that a trend of your people, or is it the case that it is unique to you? It is unnerving the way you focus on me beyond all else.

hope you still haven't blinked we can still win this thing.

DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK OF BLINKING SQUEEK

>>518235
Order food for the pretty cat girl.
Ask what dish she would prefer.
Waggle eyebrows suggestively.

ask her if she's alright.

chirps 2013/06/20(Thu)09:19 No. 518362 ID: 34cbef
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>>518258
>>518245
Mister Squeek is far from calling defeat, Meesen are surprisingly strong when it comes to contests of willpower and endurance. But to press an advantage mister squeek repetitively shrinks and enlarges his pupils.

Mister Squeek: I suppose I may have misjudged you, although you have demonstrated a pattern of delayed responses, is that a trend of your people, or is it the case that it is unique to you?

Anyanka: Oh? I do not know in the slightest of what you mean, I was merely absorbing your words and formulating a reply.

Mister Squeek: Mmm-hmm, I must say that is a very nice trinket around your neck, is it per chance a large bell? It is very ... aesthetically pleasing.

Anyanka: Thank you, it was given to me by my mother.

Mister Squeek: That is very nice. I must say I am becoming quite famished, What are you ordering?

Anyanka: I ... believe... I might order the... the... fish...

Anyankas composure is beginning to slip. It seems the pupil dilations are very effective.

Mister Squeek: Are you alright, diplomat?

Anyanka: I'm perfectly fine.

Mister Squeek can tell that she is lying, it seems that he is on the verge of winning this contest of wills. Then suddenly his competitive spirit wavers for just a second as his Meesen intellect starts putting pieces together of a blatantly obvius puzzle. This diplomat woman isn't a human, but the clues tell that she is a catgirl. Keeping her composure around the peeps has helped her cloak this identity. Mister squeek realizes that he is currently shattering her composure which might reveal to everyone what she is. If mister sqeek continues, he may be forced to use his meesen sleep grip to neutralize an agitated catgirl. If he does decide to continue, to conquer this foe, he will need to form the perfect attack of words to shatter what little composure she has. All the pieces have been gathered for such an attack, but how to put them together?

Mister Squeek knows that he must speak his next words carefully.

>continue? give in?
>if continue, pick your words carefully

give in, you wont really lose, since you knew you could win. but agitatng a fellow diplomat to the point of losing it would reflect poorly on both of you.

The_Falcon!Z/kS4uKGRU 2013/06/20(Thu)09:42 No. 518364 ID: 76891f
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>>518362
"Squeaky
Squeak
Squeaker
Squeakin' "

Look her longingly in the eyes.
Wave tail on last line for double whammy

>>518363
>implying this isn't going to turn into a romance of epic proportions that crosses all barriers.
and gets someone eaten probably

is she paws-itive? she doesn't look like she's feline good right meow. no knead tabby ashamed and purrtend, especially beclaws her ruse is transpurrent.

I suspect perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. We are still part of the same crew, and thus, should be willing to watch each other's backs. But if you are having difficulty maintaing your composure, perhaps we could meet at a later time and improve your grasp of retoric? I would think that if a simple conversation could rattle you so, you might not fare so well in actual negotiations.

Why should we shatter her composure and expose her identity? Now that you know what she is, there is no reason not to allow her continue.

If she has hidden her true nature for the sake of diplomacy, then unmasking her is counterproductive. And if she is a spy or up to some kind of deceit, it is better not to unmask her. A spy or infiltrator, once discovered, can be controlled, manipulated, and fed false information once you are aware of their identity. So long as the spies believes their cover is intact.

Discovering her true purpose, and either aiding in her game of undercover diplomacy, or manipulating a covert agent to your own purposes, is a task truly worthy of your Meesen intellect.

>>518368
This. Causing a scene is not an advantage.

Commander: break the tension smoothly by asking Anyanka what we can expect from her home planet of "Nekominor, the closest planet of the catgirls."

>>518366
Do you have Prequel on the brain? Gratuitous Cat Puns =! H.F.S.

>>518368
Howabout a game of misdirection then?
Squeek is very smooth, so he could pull a Bond Maneuver to transpose Anyanka's thoughts of getting politically uncovered with thoughts of getting intimately 'uncovered'.

1/3 chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)11:13 No. 518535 ID: 34cbef
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>>518368
>>518369
Mister Squeek decides not to make a scene of the situation, it would be more fruitful to succumb.

2/3 chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)11:15 No. 518536 ID: 34cbef
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Anyanka looks surprised. Sad even, but not paying any mind to the situation, being completely oblivious, Mister Cluckenbell continues his long banter trying to include Anyanka and the rest of the table. Eventually we all start conversing casually, Anyanka more reserved then before.

3/3 chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)11:17 No. 518537 ID: 34cbef
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And as the banquet ends the Uss Shaniqua undocks from Peep command to go out to planets unknown, explore the vast reaches of space and to be the

PEEP COMMANDER

plays theme

Paid Programming chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)11:23 No. 518539 ID: 34cbef
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chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)12:54 No. 518551 ID: 34cbef
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Captains log, Peepdate 65776clum: It has been only a month since my graduation from commander/captain academy yet I feel like I've gained experience of an ancient zealot. There have been... minor hiccups with our travel to Nekominor, starting with the incident where our single engineer spilled oatmeal into the warpdrive engines... Needless to say we are a few star systems off course then we should be. That means that it will take another month or so before we can reach our designated point of interest. A note i'm adding, I find that the social awkwardness between my chief navigator Mister Squeek and the diplomat Anyanka have started to become contagious. They constantly get into feuds of staring contests, occasionally in the middle of the hallways. I have yet to see them share a room other then the bridge or openly converse with each other without the assistance of the other crew members.

I believe I should begin an actual log without finding things on my ship to critique, but this is not going to be the one... Though I'm informed by Mister squeek that there is an odd anomaly 30 yards from the ship, the scanners cannot identify it and i'm unsure of how to proceed at this point.
This is the end of the log, Captain Peckard out.

>input

bring it on screen. maybe we can eyeball it.

>surprised. Sad even
She wanted to be bested? Or she's disappointed we conceded before she could win or lose? Huh. Hope we made the right call.

>starting with the incident where our single engineer spilled oatmeal into the warpdrive engines
Hey, you're not allowed to get upset when he spills things! He's blind, you jerk!

>anomaly
Put it on screen, of course. Attempt to recalibrate scanners, and see if the science types have any technobabble to offer.

well if the damn thing is only 30 yards out then what the hell is stopping you from looking at it through the window or "viewing port" if you want to be fancy about it.

chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)13:16 No. 518559 ID: 34cbef
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Jean Cluck: Put this anomaly on main screen, I want to see what it looks like.

Mister Squeek: Anomaly is on screen captain.

Jean Cluck: .... what is that, Zoom in closer Mister Squeek.

Mister Squeek: It's at max image size captain. I'm inconclusive with what it is either.

Anyanka: should we shoot it captain?

>input

try some inverted tachyons, that always helps

>shoot it
Shouldn't Peepicu be making the violent suggestions?

Anyways, you don't shoot unless it appears or acts hostile.

First thing to do is to attempt hailing it! And if that fails, to ask your science team for any theories about the anomaly, and any technobabble solutions they have to offer.

>>518559
I... what
Is that...
is that a bird.
is that a spacebird.

Get closer

wait what the fuck
the fuck is
is that
the fuck

>>518574
>>518576
Oh sure, if it were a space whale everyone would be cool, but their minds break when you give them a space bird.

Stupid mammalian prejudices and space-as-a-sea metaphors preventing you from accepting a perfectly reasonable space-as-a-sky metaphor.

...Is that a peep? What is a peep. Why is it out there? wouldn't it have died horribly?
That's strange, but it shouldn't be TOO dangerous, but let's not get too close incase there's something we don't know about.

I see a bird, does anyone else see a bird

PROCESSING
...
PROCESSING
...
ERRORERRORERRORERROR@ASH$S*S&
LOG&AL TH0G#T PROSESS@)RS HAVE B^*N
C0MPROM(SE#

hail it.

>>518559
Ready weapons, but try to communicate first.

1/2 chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)15:55 No. 518619 ID: 34cbef
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Jean Cluck: Hold on, we don't want to make a bad impression if it's some alien vessel. Open hailing frequencies in all languages, Give them a usual hello.

Mister Squeek: hailing now captain

Kweh: HELLO MORTALS!!!!! I am Kweh, KING OF ALL THE THINGS, and you are infringing upon my home.

Jean Cluck: I am Jean Cluck Peckard, Captain of the Uss Shaniqua. We do not mean you any harm, we ju-

Kweh: comingaboardnow moon capy-tan

2/2 chirps 2013/06/21(Fri)15:57 No. 518622 ID: 34cbef
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Kweh: TA-DAAAAAAAAAA

Anyanka: He's on our ship

Mister Squeek: sensors aren't showing otherwise, he travelled through our monitor onto the bridge sir

>input

OH GOD NO
NOT A FUCKING REALITY WARPER

>>518622
Ask Kweh what he has for sale.

>>518622
Welcome aboard then. How can we help you.

how many stelonian dollors do you have on hand captain?

>>518634
They can just Replicate stelonian dollars.

"...'Sup?"

Quick challenge him to 5D chess!

...huh, well that's new

Ask what precisely are his intentions.

>Kweh is Q
...welp.

Hello then, and welcome aboard. What is it you want?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1/3 chirps 2013/06/22(Sat)07:29 No. 518764 ID: 34cbef
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Jean Cluck: w-Welcome aboard... what exactly are your intentions here?

Kweh: Well thank ya for letting me on your ship, this is purely for business. And do I have some offers for YOU GUYS!!! I've got all the latest top-of-the-line Kweh merchandise, and for this time only everything is 50% OFF!!!! I've got Kweh powered kweh rods, fancy kweh zappers, kweh cook books, and MUCH MUCH MORE!!! Don't worry, I have to stress that EVERYTHING is 50% off!!!!!
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2/3 chirps 2013/06/22(Sat)07:33 No. 518766 ID: 34cbef
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Jean Cluck: ... wha... stelonian? As in Sylvester Stallone?

Kweh: THAT'S RIGHT! For only a HAND FULL OF STELONIAN DOLLORS YOU ARE ABLE TO BUY DARN NEAR EVERYTHING!!!

3/3 chirps 2013/06/22(Sat)07:36 No. 518767 ID: 34cbef
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Kweh: What about you, miss? You look like a girl who needs herself THE CUDDLY PLUSH KWEH for the low low price of 4,599.99 STELONIAN DOLLORS!!!

Anyanka: ....

Captain peckard is finding it hard to figure whether this being is joking or somewhat confused. The peep federation has never heard of a stelonian, the currency that's dealt with are credits. Jean cluck is unsure of how to proceed without troubling his un-invited gues.

>suggestions?

Inform him you've never heard of stelonian dollars so you're only carrying credits, which means you unfortunately cannot afford any of his admittedly fine quality merchandise.

yes, you are quite poor in the stelonian department and unfortunately cannot afford any of his fabulous products. if you had anyone then you would certainly have bought the lot.

Oh, Kweh is Q and the Melnorme.

Inform your guest that regrettably your vessel does not carry stelonian dollars for trade. Unless Kweh is willing to accept some alternative form of currency or payment, you regret that you may be unable to do business with him.

Quick challenge him to 5D chess!

OH GOD NO
NONONONONONOBADBADNONO
FUCKINGNONONOJESUSGODNONO

>>518783
Sir, I'm going have to ask you to calm down before the King of All the Things starts thinking you don't appreciate his company.

ask it what would happen if one of us tried to eat it.

Just ignore him. Maybe he'll go away.

Ask it what the conversion rate between your credits and stelonians is.

1/4 chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)11:10 No. 519200 ID: 34cbef
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Jean Cluck: We didn't intend to intrude on your territory, and we don't have stelonian dollors... the alliance only deals in credits as currency...

2/4 chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)11:11 No. 519201 ID: 34cbef
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Kweh: ...

Jean Cluck: I-is there... any sorta, uh, exchange rate? Or can you... ya know... go away?

3/4 chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)11:13 No. 519202 ID: 34cbef
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Kweh suddenly grabs the captains head with his hands (shut up, in this world they can have hand... wing... things).
With an ominous look The being known as kweh speaks.

Kweh: No friend, there is no exchange rate here. But do not worry. There is a way that you can earn stelonian dollors, yes a most perfect way.

4/4 chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)11:15 No. 519203 ID: 34cbef
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And in the blink of an eye the captian, the diplomat, and the second in command vanish from the bridge of the ship.

Well that's definitely bad. So who's in charge with both the Captain and Second in Command away?

Brief Intermission chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)11:21 No. 519207 ID: 34cbef
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Aaaahhh shit

...well this should be interesting at least

Would the ranking officer please report to the bridge? Whoever didn't disappear with the most brass on their collar is now in charge.

Please don't segue to Kweh please don't segue to Kweh please don't segue to Kweh

Too bad we voices can't do SHIT.

*COUGHCOUGH*

>>519207
I'll take one.


*Whistles Innocently*

I'm tempted to shoot my monitor.

1/2 chirps 2013/07/25(Thu)05:01 No. 527291 ID: 34cbef
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Witasidogravy looks flabberghasted at the now almost empty bridge, A cold sweat runs down his beak as the realization that he is now the acting captain of the USS Shaniqua.

[Witasidogravy] Um... Captain Peckard?

2/2 chirps 2013/07/25(Thu)05:07 No. 527292 ID: 34cbef
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Meanwhile somewhere far off, Jean Cluck Peckard is dreaming about hot salty beaches when suddenly he hears the voice of a memorable mousian.

[Jean Cluck] Mister Squeek, I'd have you know I don't like being roused while on my vacation to the hawaii islands.

[Squeek] But captain, we are not on the Hawaiian islands, nor are we on the same planet. I would advise you rouse from your daydream sir.

[Jean Cluck] Good heavens... where in the blazes are we

[Squeek] Unsure as of yet, the being known as Kweh had used some sort of... matter manipulation power to transport us to a far distant plant. Similar to the transporters we have on the Shaniqua

[Jean Cluck] Well then mister squeek, what do you suggest we do about our situation

>squeeky suggestions

>>527291
Don't worry, you can get the blind guy to drive. Everything will be fiiine.

>>527292
I suppose we should look around. Anyanka disapeared from the bridge as well, it's possible she is somewhere nearby.

Kweh said there would be some means to earn stelonian dollors. Presumably we must determine what this task is, and complete it, if we are to return to the ship.

dig a shelter.

if we're here then where's Anyanka?

Open your wallet and count all your stelonian dollars that could have made this entire fiasco completely unneccesary. Repocket your wallet calmly and never speak of it again.

>>527291
YELLOW ALERT, CAPTAIN HAS BEEN KIDNAPED BY A FUCKING REALITY WARPER
DO. NOT. PANIC.
>>527292
swear, by the nine when we find that fucking Q rip-off WE'RE GOING TO TEAR HIS FUCKING EYES OUT
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING HATE REALITY WARPERS
NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR MORALITY OR PHYSICS